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Harry Hay founded
the Mattachine Society in 1950.
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Which was one of the first organizations
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to, like, advocate for gay
rights in the United States.
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But the same guy who founded the society
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ended up also being an
apologist for pedophilia
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at the end of his life.
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Which is ironic, 'cause,
like, a lot of gay people
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were trying to fight
that as a stereotype,
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so it's actually, like, super
problematic, progress-wise...
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[PANTING]: Frankie. Stop. Just stop.
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Just stop. Just stop.
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Mom, are you really out of breath?
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- Yeah.
- You know, humans used
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to have to walk seven miles
a day just to get food.
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You look ridiculous.
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- Yes.
- That is sad.
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Seriously, you need to get in shape.
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Can you imagine if you
did this every single day?
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You might actually have
a chance of living past 60.
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Yes.
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[EXHALES]: Ooh.
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[SNIFFS]
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Smells like caca.
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Smells like a lot of doody everywhere.
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There was a place called "Dog Doo Lane"
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- where I grew up.
- Mom, get into frame.
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- Am I in it?
- Do we have to?
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- We're doin' it!
- Do we have to document
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- everything that we do?
- [SAM PANTING]
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Mom, keep up. Oh, my God.
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Can we keep moving, please?
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Whew.
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Sana, sana, colita de rana.
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[MUTTERS IN SPANISH]
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Mmm.
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- Is this borscht?
- Mm-hmm.
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Is this the Russian version
or the Ukrainian version?
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- It's the delicious version.
- Mm.
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Mmm. Want to try?
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- Yeah.
- Blow, blow, blow.
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Tell me that's not the best thing
you've ever tasted.
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Needs more salt.
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Thanks.
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[SAM CHUCKLES]
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Okay, could you back up,
please? 'Cause ya hoverin'.
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Mom, my hovering has to do
with my childhood trauma.
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[CHUCKLES]: Oh. What?
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It's too much to get
into now. It's okay.
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You couldn't help it.
I adapted to your moods.
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You want to hear my favorite quote?
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- Sure, go ahead.
- Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"The first problem for
all of us, men and women,
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is not to learn, but to unlearn."
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SAM: Who said that?
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Gloria Steinem.
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Deep.
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Love that.
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[SLURPS]
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[SMACKING LIPS]
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Does need more salt.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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SAM: Honey baby! Time to go!
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Yes.
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FRANKIE: Mom, have you ever read
The Drama of the Gifted Child?
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Does borscht have a lot of calories?
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Mom, what's the difference
between a freckle and a mole?
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Yes.
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No.
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Moles are darker.
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This is gonna make Gran so happy.
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Oops! I'm spilling borscht.
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- Mom, how long are we staying for?
- Seriously?
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SAM: Don't ask how
long we're staying for.
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- That's so rude.
- You want me to ask in front of her?
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You know how many hours
this took me to make?
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- How many hours?
- I've been cooking this for five hours.
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[BRITISH ACCENT]: Come on, Nan,
you old cow, answer the door!
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SAM: And don't freak out
when you pee tomorrow.
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Remember that you had beets,
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which is borscht.
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Here we go. I made your favorite, girls.
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Chicken wings. I made a lot
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because you always complain
I don't make enough.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't be so sensitive, darling.
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Chicken goes well with bowls of ruffage.
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You just cock-blocked my borscht.
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Yeah.
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SAM: Mmm!
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Yummy borscht.
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[BRITISH ACCENT]: Good when hot.
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Max, will you pass
the sour cream, please?
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- MAX: Yeah.
- SAM: Mmm, mmm, mm-mm.
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FRANKIE: This is really good, Mom.
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SAM: Thank you.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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DUKE: Nan?
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Oh. Yes, darling?
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- You okay?
- I'm grand.
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DUKE: Sit down.
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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You happy, Nan?
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Happy?
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"Happy" is an odd word.
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It's quite an American thing, you know,
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pursuit of happiness.
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Happiness is fleeting.
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But meaningful.
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That's another story.
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Speaking of which,
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I have a surprise.
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What? Another surprise?
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You mean the chicken wasn't enough?
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- Yeah, Mom.
- SAM: Oh!
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What are we doing?
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- [SNAPPING FINGERS]
- We need vodka for the borscht.
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Be right back, be right back.
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PHYLLIS: I found these,
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and I wanted to share them with you.
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- Look at her.
- Oh!
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So beautiful.
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- Is that me?
- Sure is.
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- [GASPS]
- Mom.
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It's pictures of your wedding to Dad.
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- Oh. What?
- Don't you want to see these?
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You look so lovely, darling.
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No. No. No, I do not want to see those.
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- Mom...
- Stay where you are. Stay right there.
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Don't move.
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Mom, it's me inside of you.
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I don't want to see that. Please.
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I thought the girls would
enjoy seeing you look young.
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Yeah, Mom, you don't
really even look like you.
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Thanks.
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Phil, can you put the album away?
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Mom, no, we have a right to see these.
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This led to our own existence.
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This was the reception.
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There I am.
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I looked handsome, didn't I?
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FRANKIE: Yeah, Nan, you did.
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Mom, can you just be nostalgic
for, like, five minutes?
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This isn't nostalgia, okay?
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Nostalgia is pleasant, Frankie.
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These memories are very unpleasant.
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Mom, do you realize how it makes me feel
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when you say things like that?
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I wouldn't have been born
if it wasn't for my dad.
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This is my history.
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No, this is my history, okay?
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You're not the only one
with trauma, Frankie.
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Those memories are very painful to me.
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Such a good actress, Mom.
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Really, so performative.
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MURRAY: So I bid two clubs.
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She bids three hearts.
What am I supposed to do?
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[IMITATING MURRAY]: I bid two clubs.
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Dad, you're so loud.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh.
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Would you look at her.
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Such an actress.
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Look at this performance.
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You've got everyone's attention.
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[SLOW CLAPPING CONTINUES]
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Mom, look how curly your hair is.
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MAX: Nan, did you cry at the wedding?
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Oh, no. I knew this
marriage had a ticking clock.
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- [CAMERA CLICKS]
- But...
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Look. Look at this one.
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Sam carrying your
father. This was an omen.
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Day one of a codependent pact
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that's been going on
for over two decades.
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Don't you think, Sam?
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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[UTENSIL CLATTERS]
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- SAM: You know what?
- FRANKIE: Mom.
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Call me when you're done
reading from your favorite book.
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[SAM SIGHS HEAVILY]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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All righty.
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Anyone want to read The New York Times
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from when President Kennedy was shot?
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Why are you so tone-deaf?
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If Mom did what you
just did to any of you,
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you would've exploded.
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It's so passive-aggressive.
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No. Just aggressive.
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Okay, don't overreact.
He's our dad, too,
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and we should be able
to look at photos of him.
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Max, how the fuck would it feel
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if we all started fangirling
over photos of you and Ollivier
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after you broke up? Huh?
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Or you, Frankie, what if we
all just started dissecting
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- old photos of you that you hate?
- Okay, that's different,
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- so just...
- And, Gran, sorry to say this,
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but the only reason any
of us even came today was
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because Mom forced us.
We all had other plans.
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But Mom, your loyal daughter,
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rounded us all up on a Saturday
just to make you feel happy
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- and cheer you up.
- Forced?
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Okay.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God.
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I'll get you a new glass.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ Time cast a spell on me ♪
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- [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
- ♪ To bind me to your feet ♪
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♪ Dizzying breeze ♪
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♪ Speed my heartbeat ♪
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♪ Salt stings ♪
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♪ Feel something ♪
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♪ I can't feel ♪
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♪ Anything ♪
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- [COYOTES HOWLING]
- [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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Hi.
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- [TYPING]
- How are you?
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[CLEARS THROAT] I'm here to see Dr...
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- Yes. No.
- Babu.
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Well, like I said, we don't
have anything until March.
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- You're on the phone. My bad.
- Yeah.
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Well, you could find another provider.
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[TYPING]
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Have a nice day.
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How's your day going so far?
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Just a minute.
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- Mm.
- [TYPING]
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Can I help you?
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I have a 9:00 with Dr. Babu. Sam Fox.
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Okay. Sam.
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Fox?
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Mm-hmm.
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Here you go.
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- Fill that out. Sit down.
- Okay,
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but I just wanted to check
on the follow-up appointment
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Dr. Babu wanted me to make.
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It's on the 26th.
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Mm-mm. It's on the 29th.
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- We moved it.
- Oh.
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Mm-hmm. We tried to leave
you several voice mails,
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but your inbox was always full.
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You need to clean that out.
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Oh, no, you see, I can't,
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because I have all my daughters'
voice mails saved
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from when they were babies.
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[CHUCKLES]: I just, I can't delete 'em.
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You understand, r-right?
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Yeah. Okay, so, the thing is,
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I can't do the 29th because
I'm going to San Francisco,
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- so...
- Mm-hmm.
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If there's any way you can squeeze me in
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any time on the 26th... Late, early.
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Dr. Babu is very, very booked.
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I'm just saying, it's
kind of on you guys
259
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to try to accommodate me.
260
00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:15,687
Okay, look.
261
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,762
We can keep going around
and round like this,
262
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,703
but the reality is...
263
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,757
you're not gonna get an
appointment before the 29th.
264
00:13:24,768 --> 00:13:26,250
[SIGHS] You win.
265
00:13:26,255 --> 00:13:28,742
- I'll take the 29th.
- Great. And next time,
266
00:13:28,747 --> 00:13:31,250
get here 15 early so you
can fill out your paperwork,
267
00:13:31,255 --> 00:13:32,640
so you're not putting us behind.
268
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,735
Have a seat there. We'll
let you know when he's ready.
269
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,757
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
270
00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:39,585
- Thank you!
- Yeah, I heard you.
271
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,609
[SOFTLY]: Jesus.
272
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,242
Oh, no, no, no. Please don't use that.
273
00:13:44,247 --> 00:13:45,828
I was gonna borrow the pen of it.
274
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,046
- There's a pen on top.
- I didn't see it.
275
00:13:48,051 --> 00:13:50,265
Just right there, where
we always put pens.
276
00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:52,443
Go for Paige.
277
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:54,085
Absolutely not.
278
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,062
Are you fasting?
279
00:13:57,581 --> 00:13:59,242
Rude.
280
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:04,085
[SOFTLY]: I'm gonna sit with you.
281
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,984
PAIGE: Mr. Collier?
282
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:07,867
Did you do a urine specimen?
283
00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:09,810
- COLLIER: No, not yet.
- [GROANS]
284
00:14:10,302 --> 00:14:11,984
I don't like her.
285
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,156
[SAM GROANS]
286
00:14:14,161 --> 00:14:15,831
She's mean.
287
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:18,765
These are shit.
288
00:14:19,121 --> 00:14:22,062
No. No, these are just shit.
289
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:24,805
- Shit. These are big, though.
- [SIGHS] Really?
290
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,140
Yeah, I'm good with these.
291
00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,984
Okay, what about these?
292
00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:30,703
[CHUCKLES]: Oh, number 42.
293
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,992
Somebody wrote on that one.
294
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,001
[CHUCKLES]: Who's Sam Fox?
What an idiot.
295
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,523
- Seriously?
- That's fucked-up.
296
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:37,664
I'll take this one, though.
297
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,572
- Hank Aaron, hell yeah.
- [DRAWER OPENS]
298
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,226
Damn it, Sam.
299
00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:45,015
- Awesome. Good job.
- Thanks, Paul.
300
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,453
Thank you. Have a good day.
301
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,796
Hey, Cal, check this shit out.
302
00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:51,178
Hi, Sam.
303
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,640
- Hi, Dr. Babu.
- Good to see you.
304
00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:55,992
- Good to see you, too.
- How's your mom?
305
00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:57,790
Um, she's good.
306
00:14:57,795 --> 00:14:59,131
Okay, so, what brings you in?
307
00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:01,707
Says something about,
uh, shortness of breath?
308
00:15:01,712 --> 00:15:04,885
Yeah, um, so I'm a little worried,
309
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,664
uh, you know, happens time to time.
310
00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:10,789
My dad was 49 when he dropped
dead of a heart attack,
311
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,820
and my mom had her
incident two years ago,
312
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:17,365
so I just came in to see if I'm okay
313
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:22,085
and there isn't anything
hereditarily going on with me.
314
00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,906
Okay, well, your blood pressure's fine.
315
00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:27,048
124/80.
316
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:30,742
So, when do you experience this,
uh, shortness of breath, huh?
317
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:34,484
Um, you know, sometimes
when I'm moving around.
318
00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:35,959
Like when you're exercising?
319
00:15:35,964 --> 00:15:39,371
Uh, I don't really exercise.
320
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,968
Hmm. What about smoking?
321
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:43,281
What about it?
322
00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,656
Do you do it?
323
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:49,352
Um, well, no... Not...
No, no, no, no, no.
324
00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:52,250
So, how often do you not,
not fucking smoke, huh?
325
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,273
Like all the time?
326
00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,726
Or a couple times a week?
327
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:59,703
Like a couple every
few weeks or something.
328
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,721
Okay. Take off your jacket.
329
00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:05,296
Okay. [EXHALES]
330
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:06,523
What the fuck happened there?
331
00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:07,764
Oh, nothing.
332
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,492
It's just a thing.
333
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,398
- It's nothing.
- All right.
334
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,440
- Breathe in.
- [INHALES SHARPLY]
335
00:16:13,635 --> 00:16:15,656
- Out.
- [EXHALES]
336
00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:19,117
- In.
- [INHALES]
337
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:21,062
- Out.
- [EXHALES]
338
00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:26,119
I think you're okay.
339
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:29,867
But I am going to order
you an echocardiogram
340
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,649
because, well, you know,
I'm fucking fond of you,
341
00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:33,390
and I want you to feel at ease, okay?
342
00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:35,834
Thanks, Dr. Babu. That'd be great.
343
00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:39,039
Um, I was just... Can I,
344
00:16:39,044 --> 00:16:43,609
uh, can I talk to you
privately for a second? Please?
345
00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:45,284
Could you give us a second, Leslie?
346
00:16:45,289 --> 00:16:48,054
Thank you, Leslie. No offense.
347
00:16:49,714 --> 00:16:51,584
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
348
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:56,437
Oh. Oh. This is so awkward. [CHUCKLES]
349
00:16:56,442 --> 00:16:57,979
- Come on. What's up?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
350
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,929
Uh, how do I put this?
351
00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,570
Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
352
00:17:02,575 --> 00:17:04,646
- Your receptionist...
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:09,390
She can come off as extremely intense.
354
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,835
[DOOR OPENS]
355
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,078
Dr. Babu, your 9:45 is here.
356
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,359
Okay, well, thank you, Paige.
357
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,015
And I need your signature on this.
358
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,835
Well, just leave it on my desk.
359
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,539
Okay, but you didn't pick
a protein on your salad.
360
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,953
Okay. Thank you, Paige.
361
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,562
- Did you want croutons, or...
- We'll pick a protein, Paige.
362
00:17:26,368 --> 00:17:28,226
Yeah, she's fucking rude. I know.
363
00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:29,507
Yes.
364
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,951
Actually, another word
comes to mind for me,
365
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:35,500
and it starts with C and
it rhymes with "shunt."
366
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,313
- [LAUGHS]
- It's a little heart humor.
367
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,586
I know. And don't worry.
368
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,992
I live for that kind of shit, Sam.
369
00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:42,134
It can't just be me, right?
370
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:44,796
- Your receptionist, it's not just...
- No, no.
371
00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:46,404
People have been
saying things for years.
372
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:47,953
What did she do?
373
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,468
Okay, so, your office... She...
374
00:17:50,473 --> 00:17:53,156
- Uh-huh.
- She cancelled an appointment
375
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:56,000
that you wanted me to
make, and she's been
376
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:59,144
extremely inflexible
about rescheduling it.
377
00:17:59,149 --> 00:18:02,351
Okay. Well, I am very
sorry. Give me your phone.
378
00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,132
Oh. Okay.
379
00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:07,453
I am going to give you my cell number.
380
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:11,070
So, next time you need to
make an appointment, text me.
381
00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:13,921
- Okay?
- Oh, wow. Doctor's digits.
382
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,432
- I love it. Do you make house calls?
- Fuck no.
383
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:19,285
I was just kidding. I didn't...
384
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,414
- Yeah, I know.
- Yep.
385
00:18:21,419 --> 00:18:23,835
You're in trouble.
386
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,142
Excuse me?
387
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,651
Have a good day, Paige.
388
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:29,562
[QUIETLY]: I told on you.
389
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,171
Yes, I did, and it felt good.
390
00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:34,513
Good for the heart. Yes.
391
00:18:34,518 --> 00:18:38,703
Dr. Babu is so sick of
your deadeye-looking ass.
392
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,679
Shut up, Paige.
393
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:44,117
[DOOR CLOSES]
394
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:48,593
[BARKING]
395
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:52,504
What is it?
396
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,453
- Oh.
- Hi, I'm Joe.
397
00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,320
Present from your friend Caroline.
398
00:18:59,886 --> 00:19:01,742
Joe Feng Shui consultation.
399
00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:03,335
- Yes!
- Mm. [CHUCKLES]
400
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,311
Oh, wow.
401
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,475
That's today. I'm so sorry.
402
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,070
Do you need to reschedule?
403
00:19:10,006 --> 00:19:12,531
No, um... no.
404
00:19:12,536 --> 00:19:14,015
Might as well do this.
405
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,132
But, Joe, please don't tell
me things that are impossible.
406
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,656
- [CHUCKLES]
- I can't. This is just the way...
407
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:23,273
my house... is.
408
00:19:25,106 --> 00:19:26,608
May I?
409
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:27,983
Yes.
410
00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:32,625
Um... people?
411
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:37,226
Human people? Uh, we have
a special guest down here.
412
00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:39,515
We are about to get feng shui-ed.
413
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,078
- Present from Caroline.
- Hi. I'm Joe.
414
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,020
- Hi, Joe.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
415
00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:48,960
This isn't in the right place.
416
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:50,904
What? The door?
417
00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:52,742
JOE: The chi is negative.
418
00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:54,429
Mom, you have to move the door.
419
00:19:55,564 --> 00:19:57,870
I'm not moving the door.
420
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,587
[CLEARS THROAT]
421
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:01,964
["TRACING OUTLINES"
BY ABRACADABRA PLAYING]
422
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,136
Uh...
423
00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:16,546
The sink is in the wrong spot.
424
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,125
- No.
- Okay.
425
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,242
Spray four thieves vinegar.
426
00:20:20,731 --> 00:20:23,063
You want to stop the
money leaking out the door.
427
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,664
Get 14 Chinese coins,
428
00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:26,929
put them on a red string
and hang them up...
429
00:20:28,086 --> 00:20:29,155
Here.
430
00:20:29,338 --> 00:20:31,609
Also, put jade in your wallet.
431
00:20:31,614 --> 00:20:33,640
Oh, okay. Jade in...
432
00:20:33,645 --> 00:20:35,148
- Write that down.
- That beam.
433
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:37,203
SAM: I'm not moving that beam, Joe.
434
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,015
You can. [SIGHS]
435
00:20:40,025 --> 00:20:42,263
Then plant a green
persimmon in the garden.
436
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,976
[EXHALES] The energy is stagnant.
437
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,085
The stove and sink are too far apart.
438
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,793
The stove is about abundance.
439
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,437
Do you need to cook right here?
440
00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:57,312
Where am I supposed to
cook, in the bathroom? Joe.
441
00:20:57,317 --> 00:20:59,609
Break the wall. Add more flow.
442
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:00,890
I can't do that, Joe.
443
00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:02,230
Mom, we need more flow.
444
00:21:02,235 --> 00:21:03,656
Yeah, Mom. Do we need the wall?
445
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:05,665
[CHUCKLES]: Yes, we need the wall.
446
00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:07,468
Okay.
447
00:21:07,593 --> 00:21:08,863
[SIGHS]
448
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,203
Paint it green.
449
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,171
[QUIETLY]: Oh, okay.
450
00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:14,347
Don't do business in this space.
451
00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,222
[SCOFFS] Fantastic.
452
00:21:18,241 --> 00:21:19,820
Hi, Uncle Lester.
453
00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:22,929
♪ Chase a cloud away ♪
454
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:26,575
♪ To say it ♪
455
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,155
♪ In a simple way ♪
456
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,718
♪ Give me some pieces of... ♪
457
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:35,075
There was a little man.
458
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,816
People would gather here.
459
00:21:36,821 --> 00:21:38,828
This is a touching point.
You need to fix this.
460
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,617
Get another man, or woman, or person.
461
00:21:45,422 --> 00:21:49,999
♪ You... ♪
462
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:52,275
Why do you have so many
faces looking at you?
463
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,384
SAM: I like 'em. Is that bad?
464
00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:58,363
It's not good. Hang pictures of nature.
465
00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:02,043
Flowing water. Gentle, not rushing.
466
00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:07,429
[SAM GROANS]
467
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:10,125
Oh, um, that's my room, actually.
468
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:13,781
♪ I see it ♪
469
00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:17,671
♪ In a simple way ♪
470
00:22:17,676 --> 00:22:21,015
♪ Tracing the outlines of ♪
471
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:23,271
♪ Tracing the outlines of... ♪
472
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:24,320
[CHUCKLES]
473
00:22:24,325 --> 00:22:25,929
I have no notes.
474
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,780
It's perfect.
475
00:22:27,892 --> 00:22:29,762
[CHUCKLES]
476
00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:34,862
♪ You... ♪
477
00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:38,238
- Take notes. Mm-hmm. I am.
- So proud of yourself.
478
00:22:43,223 --> 00:22:44,592
I'm sensing chaos.
479
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,800
No harmony.
480
00:22:45,805 --> 00:22:47,871
There are lots of obstacles in here.
481
00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:50,449
You need a rooster.
482
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,124
Point it north.
483
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:53,699
[SCOFFS]
484
00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:54,941
Can you move this bed?
485
00:22:54,946 --> 00:22:57,082
- It will give you balance.
- In life?
486
00:22:57,087 --> 00:22:59,113
In every area.
487
00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:01,863
[GROANS] No, Joe.
488
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:04,006
I can't move my bed.
489
00:23:04,011 --> 00:23:06,683
Okay? I-I really appreciate
490
00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:09,259
that you are a sacred practitioner
491
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,935
- of this ancient art.
- [CHUCKLES]
492
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,679
But I can't move my bed, and I can't do
493
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,554
a lot of these things
that you're asking me.
494
00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:18,019
It's a lot for me to process right now.
495
00:23:18,024 --> 00:23:20,495
Listen, I work with a lot of women.
496
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,070
Older women.
497
00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:24,847
There's a constant
haze hanging around you.
498
00:23:24,852 --> 00:23:27,441
Now, some of these women take my advice,
499
00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:29,134
[ECHOING]: and some of them don't.
500
00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:30,676
JOE: You haven't lost them.
501
00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:33,179
JOE: They're not gone forever.
502
00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,465
So, tell me, what are you nervous about?
503
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:39,972
Changing things?
504
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,004
Well, it's more than that.
505
00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:43,745
It's not just changing.
506
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,286
It-It's everything.
507
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,130
You know, I just dropped
out of this big acting gig,
508
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,543
and I've never turned down work before.
509
00:23:50,548 --> 00:23:53,269
And then, I have this
whole new job coming up,
510
00:23:53,274 --> 00:23:56,948
and I don't know if I
made the right choice.
511
00:23:57,447 --> 00:23:59,176
There is no wrong choice.
512
00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:01,352
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
513
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,463
Okay. When is the date that you start?
514
00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,191
Next Monday.
515
00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:10,485
You have to move it.
516
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,960
Fuck you, Joe.
517
00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:14,260
Wear color blue.
518
00:24:15,731 --> 00:24:16,934
Hmm.
519
00:24:17,304 --> 00:24:18,871
Can I touch your snake?
520
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:21,621
- Huh? Oh! Yes. Yes!
- Yes. Sorry.
521
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,574
Come on over. It's my boudoir snake.
522
00:24:24,579 --> 00:24:26,747
- Frankie, you want to get her for Joe?
- FRANKIE: Yeah.
523
00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:28,191
- There she is.
- Here we are.
524
00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:29,473
You want to wear her?
525
00:24:29,478 --> 00:24:30,848
Sure.
526
00:24:30,977 --> 00:24:33,182
All right. Hello.
527
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:36,785
- SAM: Oh.
- FRANKIE: Aw!
528
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,449
SAM: She looks good on you. [CHUCKLES]
529
00:24:44,431 --> 00:24:45,967
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
530
00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:48,129
I'm coming. I'm coming.
531
00:24:48,897 --> 00:24:50,934
- Hi. Hi. One sec.
- Finally.
532
00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,458
I can't get on the Internet.
Can you get on yours?
533
00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:54,473
- [PHONE BEEPS]
- Hi, Mal. Hi.
534
00:24:54,478 --> 00:24:57,051
Is this available? Question mark.
535
00:24:57,056 --> 00:24:58,457
I love this place.
536
00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:00,466
Can you get this for me? Please?
537
00:25:00,471 --> 00:25:01,907
Question mark.
538
00:25:01,912 --> 00:25:04,450
Thank you so much. You're the best.
539
00:25:04,455 --> 00:25:06,259
Yas!
540
00:25:06,264 --> 00:25:07,500
- Period.
- [PHONE BEEPS]
541
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,242
Who are you talking to?
542
00:25:09,429 --> 00:25:11,499
Okay, what do you need? Mal.
543
00:25:11,504 --> 00:25:14,137
Mal. He got me this insane Airbnb.
544
00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:16,301
- Who?
- Mal, my agent.
545
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,332
- Never mind.
- Why Airbnb?
546
00:25:18,337 --> 00:25:21,276
- He got me an apartment.
- Why? Are we moving?
547
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:22,973
What? No.
548
00:25:22,978 --> 00:25:26,957
No. No, I'm-I'm working
in San Francisco next week.
549
00:25:26,962 --> 00:25:29,233
I love San Francisco.
550
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,504
Do you remember when we stayed there?
551
00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:33,581
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- I haven't been in years.
552
00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:36,285
There's so much to see.
553
00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:39,613
The food, the people, the gay culture.
554
00:25:39,618 --> 00:25:42,316
And San Francisco's changed.
555
00:25:42,562 --> 00:25:45,501
The things that spell
San Francisco to me
556
00:25:45,506 --> 00:25:47,449
- are disappearing fast.
- Are disappearing fast.
557
00:25:47,454 --> 00:25:48,924
[BOTH LAUGH]
558
00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:51,160
I'd like to go with you.
559
00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:53,502
What? Oh.
560
00:25:53,601 --> 00:25:55,571
Uh, well, that would be impossible,
561
00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:58,081
'cause I'd have to
invite you, and, you know,
562
00:25:58,086 --> 00:25:59,956
I'll be working there, Phil.
563
00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:02,730
I mean, I'm not gonna be on vacation.
564
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,539
There's no time for sightseeing.
565
00:26:04,544 --> 00:26:09,387
I'll be shuttled from,
hopefully, this apartment to set
566
00:26:09,392 --> 00:26:11,004
every single morning and night.
567
00:26:11,009 --> 00:26:12,411
- Isn't it cool?
- Yes,
568
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,309
but there's enough room for me there.
569
00:26:14,314 --> 00:26:15,483
I can stay with you.
570
00:26:15,488 --> 00:26:17,207
Keep myself busy during the daytime.
571
00:26:17,212 --> 00:26:19,449
Oh. No.
572
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,598
No. Yeah, no.
573
00:26:21,603 --> 00:26:24,042
No, no, Phil. No.
574
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,998
I'm not going to live forever, you know.
575
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,474
And the listing says
there's room for four guests.
576
00:26:29,479 --> 00:26:30,915
Why can't you share it with me?
577
00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:33,063
Because I can't.
578
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,199
Well, I'll book a flight
myself and get my own Airbnb.
579
00:26:38,204 --> 00:26:42,012
I want to see the city,
and you can't stop me.
580
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,588
I'm a grown woman with my own free will.
581
00:26:44,888 --> 00:26:46,910
Phil, I'm there to work.
582
00:26:46,915 --> 00:26:48,384
Don't do this to me.
583
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,426
You would need a companion.
584
00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:53,715
You do as you wish and I will, too.
585
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:55,851
You're not my overseer.
586
00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:57,523
I can make my own itinerary.
587
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,532
I'm going no matter what you say.
588
00:26:59,537 --> 00:27:01,440
I know my way around San Francisco.
589
00:27:01,456 --> 00:27:03,059
I don't need a babysitter.
590
00:27:03,064 --> 00:27:06,535
Stop! Do you understand me? Just stop.
591
00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:07,769
Don't raise your voice at me.
592
00:27:07,774 --> 00:27:10,863
- The way you throw up walls...
- I do no such thing.
593
00:27:10,868 --> 00:27:13,402
All the time. Yes, you do!
594
00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:16,746
You throw these tantrums
like a six-year-old.
595
00:27:16,751 --> 00:27:19,152
It's just relentless with you.
596
00:27:19,157 --> 00:27:21,161
Do you realize what this does to me?
597
00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,537
The pressure that you put me under?
598
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,272
Oh, my heart.
599
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,983
My heart is fucking racing right now.
600
00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:33,324
[SIGHS] I say yes to everything for you.
601
00:27:33,329 --> 00:27:35,299
You are a part of all of it.
602
00:27:35,312 --> 00:27:37,649
It's every single day with you.
603
00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:40,093
Can't you meet me halfway?
604
00:27:40,098 --> 00:27:42,879
You never meet me
halfway. You never say,
605
00:27:42,884 --> 00:27:46,792
"Fair enough. Okay. I've gone too far."
606
00:27:49,348 --> 00:27:50,483
[SIGHS]
607
00:27:54,478 --> 00:27:57,250
You're absolutely right.
608
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,191
What?
609
00:28:01,369 --> 00:28:03,407
You're right. I don't.
610
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,277
I am?
611
00:28:05,282 --> 00:28:08,262
Yes. Now don't gloat.
612
00:28:08,273 --> 00:28:10,211
I will try harder,
613
00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,559
and...
614
00:28:13,153 --> 00:28:15,591
I won't go to San Francisco.
615
00:28:23,391 --> 00:28:25,195
Jesus.
616
00:28:27,481 --> 00:28:32,357
That is really, really satisfying.
617
00:28:34,637 --> 00:28:36,374
- [KNOCKING ON TABLE]
- Phil?
618
00:28:36,379 --> 00:28:38,074
Hmm?
619
00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:40,854
Get the vodka.
620
00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,785
Tout de suite.
621
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,777
Okay, so, what do you
want to do on here?
622
00:28:47,782 --> 00:28:49,817
- What are y...
- I just want to get onto the Internet.
623
00:28:49,821 --> 00:28:52,260
Okay, well, it's-it's on the Internet.
624
00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:54,135
I show you this every single day.
625
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:56,394
I know, but it had gone wrong,
626
00:28:56,399 --> 00:28:58,536
and I just couldn't get back onto it.
627
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,345
Okay, here. You're on.
628
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:01,619
- Ooh.
- I'm on now?
629
00:29:01,624 --> 00:29:03,295
It's the same way I show you every day.
630
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,538
But it doesn't work when I do it.
631
00:29:07,595 --> 00:29:09,832
- Good for your heart.
- You're gonna kill me, you know.
632
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:13,180
You kill me and then you revive me.
633
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,489
Schnapps.
634
00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:19,222
Can you write it down this time?
635
00:29:19,227 --> 00:29:20,229
[SIGHS]
636
00:29:20,234 --> 00:29:23,160
♪ I've been normal ♪
637
00:29:23,165 --> 00:29:25,926
♪ I've been ostracized ♪
638
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,223
♪ I've watched through a window ♪
639
00:29:29,326 --> 00:29:32,432
♪ As my young self died ♪
640
00:29:32,473 --> 00:29:35,379
- [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
- ♪ I've been popular ♪
641
00:29:35,384 --> 00:29:38,490
- [GROANS]
- ♪ With all the popular guys ♪
642
00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:41,201
♪ I gave them punch lines ♪
643
00:29:41,206 --> 00:29:44,713
♪ They gave me warning signs ♪
644
00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:47,043
♪ I look okay ♪
645
00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:51,022
♪ In the magic hour ♪
646
00:29:51,027 --> 00:29:53,371
- ♪ In the right light ♪
- [GROANS]
647
00:29:53,946 --> 00:29:57,254
♪ With the right amount of power ♪
648
00:29:57,259 --> 00:29:59,527
♪ And I'm okay ♪
649
00:29:59,876 --> 00:30:03,250
♪ With the life of the sunflower ♪
650
00:30:03,255 --> 00:30:05,786
- _
- ♪ And I'm okay ♪
651
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:09,271
- _
- ♪ With the life of a meteor shower ♪
652
00:30:09,513 --> 00:30:12,184
♪ So, say ♪
653
00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:14,581
- _
- ♪ What you will ♪
654
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:20,903
♪ Go on, say what you will ♪
655
00:30:21,638 --> 00:30:23,708
♪ You're gonna do it anyway ♪
656
00:30:23,713 --> 00:30:24,916
[GROANS]
657
00:30:24,921 --> 00:30:27,659
♪ Go on ♪
658
00:30:27,664 --> 00:30:29,601
♪ Just ♪
659
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:33,927
♪ Say what you will ♪
660
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:36,255
- [GRUNTING]
- ♪ You're gonna do it anyway ♪
661
00:30:37,161 --> 00:30:39,294
♪ Go on ♪
662
00:30:39,698 --> 00:30:42,269
♪ Just ♪
663
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:45,949
♪ Say what you will ♪
664
00:30:45,954 --> 00:30:48,292
[GROANS]
665
00:30:52,052 --> 00:30:54,256
[SIGHS]
666
00:30:56,477 --> 00:31:00,519
[MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
667
00:31:20,157 --> 00:31:21,459
[GROANS SOFTLY]
668
00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:25,705
Chewy.
669
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:48,420
[BLENDER WHIRRING]
670
00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:51,940
Hi.
671
00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,015
[GROANS SLOWLY]
672
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,862
[GROANS]
673
00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,560
- I need coffee.
- Seaweed smoothie.
674
00:32:01,565 --> 00:32:02,717
- Coffee machine.
- Seaweed smoothie.
675
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,091
- Coffee.
- Seaweed smoothie.
676
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:06,153
- Those... Coffee.
- Seaweed smoothie.
677
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,919
- Coffee for Mommy.
- Seaweed smoothie.
678
00:32:07,924 --> 00:32:09,880
- Coffee.
- Seaweed.
679
00:32:10,248 --> 00:32:12,186
Seaweed smoothie.
680
00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:16,579
[SLURPING]
681
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:20,760
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
682
00:32:20,936 --> 00:32:23,141
Chewy. Very green.
683
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:27,864
It is made with kelp
and spinach and avocado.
684
00:32:27,869 --> 00:32:30,302
And love. And apple.
685
00:32:30,846 --> 00:32:33,384
I like it. It's nice.
686
00:32:35,556 --> 00:32:37,294
Um...
687
00:32:37,299 --> 00:32:40,138
Mom, I'm really sorry
about the other night.
688
00:32:41,122 --> 00:32:43,817
I was being an asshole.
689
00:32:43,822 --> 00:32:46,208
The slow clap thing, I know that's...
690
00:32:46,692 --> 00:32:49,630
really triggering for
you, and I'm sorry.
691
00:32:50,672 --> 00:32:52,408
Thank you.
692
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,752
And I have something for you.
693
00:33:02,569 --> 00:33:04,273
The fuck?
694
00:33:04,278 --> 00:33:07,451
I sold your baseball cards,
and that is your money.
695
00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:09,713
I just told you to get rid of 'em.
696
00:33:09,718 --> 00:33:12,216
And I did and turned a profit.
697
00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:13,691
For you.
698
00:33:17,138 --> 00:33:20,011
- Did you sell the Hank Aaron?
- Mm-hmm.
699
00:33:21,372 --> 00:33:22,674
Shit.
700
00:33:22,888 --> 00:33:24,794
But...
701
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:26,857
you had two.
702
00:33:28,788 --> 00:33:31,614
It has no value because
you wrote your name on it.
703
00:33:31,619 --> 00:33:33,156
It was 1977.
704
00:33:33,161 --> 00:33:35,341
I needed to write my name on my shit.
705
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:38,954
This is your history, Mom,
706
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:41,127
and it belongs to you.
707
00:33:47,742 --> 00:33:49,345
I kind of love this.
708
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:51,822
- It's cool, right?
- Yeah.
709
00:33:52,211 --> 00:33:54,049
I'm gonna put it on fridgy.
710
00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:01,114
- No!
- Yes!
711
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:03,123
- Coffee.
- No, no, no.
712
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,875
[PANTING]
713
00:34:10,486 --> 00:34:12,490
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
714
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:20,027
♪ Doing our thing with pride ♪
715
00:34:20,032 --> 00:34:22,736
♪ Trying our best to survive ♪
716
00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:25,107
♪ Doing our thing with pride ♪
717
00:34:25,112 --> 00:34:30,091
♪ Doing our thing with pride ♪
718
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,508
[EXHALES]
719
00:34:36,962 --> 00:34:39,166
[SOBBING]
720
00:35:00,628 --> 00:35:02,622
I'm really sad.
721
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,232
Yeah.
722
00:35:06,524 --> 00:35:08,261
Me, too.
723
00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:11,825
A lot of people are.
724
00:35:15,993 --> 00:35:17,963
[SNIFFLES]
725
00:35:18,412 --> 00:35:19,881
[SPUTTERS SOFTLY]
726
00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,403
You know, these steps,
727
00:35:23,408 --> 00:35:26,682
they're like the Stonewall of L. A.
728
00:35:26,687 --> 00:35:29,426
It's like a gay pride memorial.
729
00:35:29,682 --> 00:35:31,388
But a lot of people don't realize that.
730
00:35:31,393 --> 00:35:34,958
They just use it as a place to exercise.
731
00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:37,734
I don't care.
732
00:35:38,244 --> 00:35:39,981
Yeah.
733
00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:45,864
Side! Excuse me.
734
00:35:45,869 --> 00:35:47,732
Can you not take the entire stairs?
735
00:35:47,737 --> 00:35:49,396
[SINGSONGY]: Thank you so much.
736
00:35:49,401 --> 00:35:51,005
You're so welcome.
737
00:35:55,243 --> 00:35:57,480
[LAUGHING]
738
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:03,765
[BOTH LAUGHING]
739
00:36:10,552 --> 00:36:12,856
It was perfect. [WHOOPS]
740
00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:16,278
Oh, my God.
741
00:36:16,283 --> 00:36:17,418
I mean...
742
00:36:17,423 --> 00:36:19,694
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
743
00:36:20,484 --> 00:36:22,653
- Hmm.
- [CHUCKLES]
744
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,810
Life's funny.
745
00:36:26,494 --> 00:36:28,335
["BETTER IN THE MORNING"
BY BIRDTALKER PLAYING]
746
00:36:28,884 --> 00:36:31,263
Even when it's sad.
747
00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:35,466
♪ I will do better in the morning ♪
748
00:36:35,471 --> 00:36:38,732
♪ Stuck inside a cycle of opinions ♪
749
00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:40,896
♪ Where there's two clear ways ♪
750
00:36:40,901 --> 00:36:42,838
♪ And I always take the easy one ♪
751
00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:46,599
♪ And I'm always left with
the taste in my mouth ♪
752
00:36:46,713 --> 00:36:49,713
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