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little boxes on the hillside little
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boxes made of ticky tacky little boxes
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little boxes little boxes all the same
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there's a green one and a pink one and
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the blue one and a yellow one and
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they're all made ticky tacky and they
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all look just the same camp is a time of
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magic the soulful summer of acoustic
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rock no parents no school no parole and
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the doctors and as lawyers and business
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executives and they're all made out of
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ticky tacky and they all of just the
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same
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looking back over my life I'd always
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remember this summer was the best summer
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I ever had
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although I don't remember having any fun
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I'm a ninja
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it's interesting how that works at the
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age of 10 nothing is hindsight the limit
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of what you know is tested by every new
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experience you have no past to compare
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with the present to prepare for the
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future with confidence the sum of trial
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and training what you're left with is
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terror panic and insecurity and that is
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why nature makes children stupid this
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way they can do anything be anything say
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anything they had any sense at all
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they'd be miserable like I was and that
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my friends is the curse of premature
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thoughtfulness
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I remember feeling taller I'm pretty
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sure I was taller these are my best
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friends in the world
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I hate all you and I hated them all
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first was grandpa mildly aware of his
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previous lives born only with a memory
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of pessimism next was reckless the
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redheaded socialite whose freckled face
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starred once in a tank commercial and
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finally toast likes guns
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well we've all made it it's a good start
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let's take some time to think about what
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you did I think work this one off
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consider this pre-emptive punishment I'm
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going to punish you ahead of time after
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the fact has no effect so from now on
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I'm going to punish you every day
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something awful every day or something
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else you're planning you are planning
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something right
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until you behave like you should behave
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not my kids or not your kids when you're
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here johann Sebastian Finkel you're my
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kids the Santa Claus of punishment okay
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so
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we need recon tonight staying in tonight
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that sounds right you guys don't want to
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go out we should wait the mission can't
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wait in eight years we'll be done here
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you want to be legends then you want to
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be a legend now I want to play now
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reckless okay but I can't tell Turtles
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let's fight they do not paint over the
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name of a legend
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this woman's historic we got to do
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something to remember it one day we'll
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be 80 have cancer
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you know what causes cancer regret it
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eats you up and makes you small right on
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man yeah at least lunch and dinner won't
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be so bad dad
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it's not even 9:00 o'clock and I'm angry
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I'm out I'm out
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i'ma formed I feel the formed mr. marks
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I feel like a good kid you know yeah
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what's that like sour
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give me one day of childhood
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their leader in that dorkster know in
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your boarding scene your kids got better
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staff and a grassy patch of Eden while
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we kind of fell through the cracks our
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cabin was a halfway house of sick kids
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and College criminals and we never had a
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counselor stay more than a week
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oddly enough over the years we lost more
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staff than campers you see campers pay
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the bills so is where that they'd send
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one home
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it's an interesting world when kids
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support the grown-ups staff got sent
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home for one of three reasons
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substance abuse child abuse
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or finally for getting caught with the
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directors daughters each summer those
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girls tore through the ranks and they
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were as pretty as they were [ __ ] the
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new day new dad thing got better that
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left us with hours to kill I say it
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again you get in the bag and whatever
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moves we kick there's an order it's new
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kid
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reckless rabbi fetus puto okay Google
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first I'll go next
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I'll be fine now get in the bed there
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was an order for everything always where
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you ranked usually about how much fun
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you could have in a summer
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Dex and even though we played this
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everyday
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frisbee we never seem to get past new
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kid couscous was a cartoon
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we rarely understood what he said for a
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while we thought he was what can they do
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wonderful things sweet by table once you
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love you
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seeing your kids every night we'd get
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locked up and they'd get released the
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party always seemed to start at 1515 we
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couldn't wait to be older but someday
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soon we'd be on the other side but had a
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couple more years until parole the
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bridge it was gorgeous
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uncharted and merciless a fortress on
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the water crossing the bridge at night
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was the grail of legends told just a
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handful of seniors soil could make you a
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king on earth it was amazing I have no
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idea why this was so important what why
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are we doing this come on wait take it
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the stance babe what am I taking home
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title I know
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I'm cold then warm up how piss yourself
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come on we're in the field soldier guys
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this is bad for my arthritis Shh places
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of Calais
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[Laughter]
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Wow well jealous
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let's take his fire out now now
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tell me what this stuff help me
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grab the papers please
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in the morning lights feel so good
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by me
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it could be so right you gotta help your
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there is a your sister with careless now
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they work together marvel go to careless
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your mischief has no place here you
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obnoxious spare this filthy harlot
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look close hey you care to join us on
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the bridge
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hooray it's a boy how can you tell yeah
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will you make my death Swift no but
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it'll be wet that guy was crazy
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a real camp legend every year something
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that's usually no pants and something
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once I think with a bucket remember this
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day slide drink that my friends the
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legend we're gonna engage toast what did
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you do
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I'm worn now awful reckless let's fly
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50 kids are tried
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and 50 kids had failed
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impressive this is gonna suck but nobody
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I think just ran for it
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and for one brief moment
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success sort of ah how's that water that
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was an expensive stunt careless it's
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gonna cost you
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I saw this once in a horror film
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kids fall asleep and get terrorized by
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monsters
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I'd prefer monsters but Mother Nature
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protected her favorites evolving some
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beyond torture take mud for example
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Albert Ludwig pisser a dirty defensive
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bed pisser's the Venus flytrap preteen
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but it rarely Piazon bed you see mud was
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also a sleepwalker
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a defensive sleepwalking bed pisser a
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troubling combination but how if so can
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you blame him the best defense was
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always a good offense
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Mitch's parents were germaphobes he was
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sent to camp with only white clothing
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this way you could see the germs
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it was reckless he's a prisoner of war
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who buzz
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Oh Sleeping Beauty
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hi-ho what's for dinner [ __ ]
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relax man there's nothing left to clean
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plus I'm a legend now oh yeah
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I make gold statues of your finger oh
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yeah well here's one yeah and uh you're
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walking back how to reverse his boss he
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wasn't Mike sorry
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so your girlfriend comes tomorrow huh
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we're pen pals yeah make babies Oh relax
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home I'm just making sure this is a boy
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summer remember that we got [ __ ] to do
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you gonna spend the rest of your life
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apologizing to girls your stuff he never
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did
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ah young fetus so young this is it for
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us the last of the boys
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what's the babes kick in it's over okay
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now promised bill the sickness oh no no
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I have a plan 18 baby 80 a team baby
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tits and ass baby alright you're uh
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you're not a fairy are you
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you're covered in glitter man even wings
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oh that's okay I have an uncle who's gay
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likes to kiss guys do you like kissing
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guys cuz I love it come here sparkles
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give me a kiss
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yo I'm sorry be a man I'm tired member
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not tonight
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why aren't you puckering you're off not
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tonight come on sparkles macaron night
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you got a walker
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just piss thank God nothing bad happens
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something you said I just died
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for the rest of my life that's how
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she'll be
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I see you I could see angels I can see
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you - hey what's up sparkles Wiggles
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you're not here
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it's okay it's easier without you
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what are you doing
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it was slipping thanks yeah now we can
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see each other
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I got a surprise for you come on you
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miss everything is a joke leave my mommy
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I'm just like shopping spree and I
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bought a bunch of shirts and lip gloss
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and then we finally went on this car
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ride to get to camp it was like so hot
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my hair go frizzy by the time we got to
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camp and this fat guy using all the hot
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water when I got to camp because I
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needed to take a shower it was just like
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so cold and I'm like it looks from that
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way anyway run to you boys
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Oh cut them off they got too tight I
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made you a new one oh it sprayed it with
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bug spray to keep the bugs away why are
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you so here then you know what don't
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fall asleep on me Sleeping Beauty you
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sleep it oddly Thank You fetus what
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happens I group it's better believe it
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boobs baby coming soon to a theater near
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you oh my god
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Wow and we had a new counselor
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I can see stuff yep the child bring me
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she filters that out you get used to it
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the dark for some waters most of it I
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see you're not broken
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[Music]
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hi girls hi remember me
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it's Ritchie my balls are atat Ritchie
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this is awesome I was in your section
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now you're in mine it's like irony I
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just like that in school remember that
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crazy bucket thing you did that one fine
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man
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that sure was awesome if there's
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anything you do you know like ideas and
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stuff just you're the man okay so let me
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know okay let me know and we'll get it
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done okay this is going to be great
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it is great I love you careless just
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joking oh and kills if you could get
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those letters done from your boys by
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lunch that'd be great
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Hank sparkles wake up hey careless
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I need this letter you guys bring those
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letters
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they're empty Oh mine's not
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hey that's illegal
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we need those letters
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downtown
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so how's prison kill me there's this man
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needs a [ __ ] sack
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what's a [ __ ] handjobs like medicine
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for grownups does it work for asthma the
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cure for asthma
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I need a [ __ ] give us your garlic
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breads stop for me [ __ ]
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the [ __ ] man now we have no bread
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you wanted grant okay what's for dessert
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shamed the raincoat kid was the rarest
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of angels allergic to everything God had
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created Hey
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needles what's up yeah yeah from what
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peanuts powder process only Airin color
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and certain flavors of juice little
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girls who gravity Shane was a walking
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pharmacy but the boy loved to run
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[Music]
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yes if Shane loves him love nature - too
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bad nature didn't feel the same way
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[Music]
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get my boss cyber alright Luke Perry
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Presley classy give my Begum multi-party
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yeah only in the phone then of course
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there was flyball Princeton honors
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graduate Harvard MBA trauma Magnum 6-4
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6-4
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the only asset trying to get you fired
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right why does he hate you so much that
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create happiness
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[Music]
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[Music]
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hello anybody yet
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hello
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hey there champ what can I get ya ice
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sure thing stud what's for lunch
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oh it's P today you want to watch
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[Music]
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trees swaying in the summer breeze
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[Music]
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showing off their silly
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as we go by
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kisses on a summer's day laughing all
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our cares
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just you
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[Music]
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gazing at the distant
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[Music]
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here's your ice hot stuff go count the
378
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docs now okay well the Candace is on the
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chain rule do test for genetic boots
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were jumping over the high power high
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count heads up all right lady sends her
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best
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yeah eight babies tonight I didn't make
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this although I will take the ER lady
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you're not the fetus
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it's not mine
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[Music]
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what's up Franco's I can't go in the
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canoe trip I'm allergic
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yeah you're healed violation of privacy
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00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,820
Hey
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Teen Wolf you wouldn't you point out
393
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talked me down wasn't mine yeah you
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wrecked someone else's just send me home
395
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yeah for what littering just leave it I
396
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,140
broke my own heart
397
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can't you take another friend out of
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high school
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[Music]
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is it girls you know the guys I mean
401
00:35:28,330 --> 00:35:30,970
like the guys are guys
402
00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:37,600
that's cool the guys it was mine but you
403
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,930
can't tell doctor-patient privilege okay
404
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,830
we know what your dad does
405
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,970
I just told you that so you can't punish
406
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:48,360
me
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I break man you're punishing yourself
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right
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00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,880
great
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child look good new kid having a good
411
00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:36,780
summer yeah I always have a good summer
412
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you been here before yeah but you're the
413
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:52,090
new kid yeah hmm morning campers what
414
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today is
415
00:36:54,360 --> 00:37:00,370
it's send a camper home day yeah last
416
00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,190
night someone got out of this cabin I
417
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:05,920
thought it'd be very funny to poop in a
418
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:13,440
canoe I think that's funny huh
419
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:23,680
zip it boys button it now it's
420
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disgusting
421
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,530
we don't do that's this camp we don't do
422
00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:30,430
that here and I'm very unhappy can you
423
00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:32,110
blame us for everything they're guilty
424
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of everything guilty means proof and you
425
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:45,940
never haven't really busted okay
426
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herzfeld let's go
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[Music]
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come on
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[Music]
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you don't know which ones Hirschfeld
431
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[Music]
432
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flyball your herzfeld come on let's go
433
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just testing
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00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:17,630
Casper let's go your Hirschfeld let's go
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OOP OOP Nick a new toasted well not even
436
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:29,400
know your father you don't know their
437
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:29,940
names
438
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:31,920
yes careless I know their names there's
439
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,890
uh there's plays with guns farts in bed
440
00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:38,400
and has a big problem with meat I don't
441
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,870
know they change every day the names I
442
00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:41,550
met their real names fine no I don't
443
00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:42,720
know the real names what here what are
444
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,340
the real name oh I don't know there's
445
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:47,580
fake names it's great it's really really
446
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:50,910
funny Doogie Howser hold up
447
00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:56,600
you know her spell live up be sure
448
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,060
there's name tags on the clothes name
449
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,610
tags on the clothes all right let me see
450
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:04,880
your clothes
451
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,630
hey come in we have a 4-4-2 it the
452
00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:23,190
monkey bin laundry on your beds what's
453
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:27,090
your name mud Shh what's his name I
454
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:31,400
think it's not sir it's not mud sir
455
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:36,250
as you know Hearst film I know the
456
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,880
father which ones first oh well the
457
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:46,779
father looks like that one bass should
458
00:39:46,779 --> 00:39:51,390
boys so naked be this close together
459
00:39:56,050 --> 00:40:03,040
[Music]
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[Applause]
461
00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:16,019
[Music]
462
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,950
nice doctor
463
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:27,520
take off your shirt No do it no do it
464
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,030
for science
465
00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:33,960
uh careless wrong section yeah
466
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:54,310
scan your section baby
467
00:40:54,310 --> 00:40:57,850
oh hi sir are you doing I'm leaving you
468
00:40:57,850 --> 00:41:00,390
with child
469
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,270
[Music]
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00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:19,620
[Music]
471
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:29,670
so why are the rules careless no rules
472
00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:32,320
we mean how do you want to run this I do
473
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:51,460
not know going out but don't you have to
474
00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:57,160
stay here so you fake asleep what about
475
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,080
your job
476
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:03,780
people keep saying yes okay over there
477
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:09,450
okay great toast you're on kitchen
478
00:42:13,470 --> 00:42:16,510
you're not the kid from the rafters you
479
00:42:16,510 --> 00:42:21,390
didn't stop me in life gonna be alone a
480
00:42:21,390 --> 00:42:26,260
lot bad idea I was gonna be a bad idea
481
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:34,320
my father is the chairman you'd be good
482
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,770
egg excuse me you ready say it lickbag
483
00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:40,720
you know those big neon signs like big
484
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:47,160
subtitled French okay gosh I like it
485
00:42:47,160 --> 00:43:13,810
still on kitchen to yourself I will take
486
00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:16,660
your test I'll strangle you and then
487
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:24,400
whip you with it then hang you Steve was
488
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,740
an angry Kid
489
00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:29,200
but only because his best friend wasn't
490
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,010
there that was Willie's bed
491
00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:34,660
but Willie wasn't coming to camp this
492
00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,030
summer his father passed away before
493
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:38,829
camp and there was no way well he could
494
00:43:38,829 --> 00:43:42,460
come no one called him Doan wrote no one
495
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:47,310
visited what do we know we were kids
496
00:43:47,310 --> 00:43:49,510
even though he couldn't come to camp I'm
497
00:43:49,510 --> 00:43:51,130
sure he'd like to have known that we
498
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:54,099
saved his bed so if you're out there
499
00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:56,440
Willie and you're watching even though
500
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,940
you couldn't come to camp that summer we
501
00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:01,750
saved you a bed I thought you'd like to
502
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,900
know
503
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,850
sometimes in life you may think you
504
00:44:29,850 --> 00:44:38,010
deserve something but you know I'm
505
00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:44,160
losing my job well the job the woman you
506
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,600
love you both thank you you know for
507
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,760
somebody as cocky as you are I don't
508
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,720
think about that those kids they they
509
00:44:54,720 --> 00:45:02,870
think you're a legend a God so be one
510
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,480
price that's funny
511
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,790
come on Abe this is unacceptable is that
512
00:45:11,790 --> 00:45:13,620
funny that is that is that is that it as
513
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,920
important that's what that is that's oh
514
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,130
great
515
00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:21,720
hey this no not funny sick yes
516
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,720
bad taste yes not funny you know what is
517
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,630
no place for that at this camp so you
518
00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:28,710
want to play you want to do me you want
519
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:30,480
to do the whole thing let's go let's go
520
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,130
let's go I can keep up with you okay
521
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,020
don't do that kind of stuff because it's
522
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,240
not good the kids had no place here the
523
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,890
camp for the kids and and and you know
524
00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:42,620
you're better puts on the kids you doing
525
00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:45,060
this is not yours this is legal what
526
00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:47,550
you're doing hey is it me you know cuz I
527
00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,410
here's the problem I'm trying to do this
528
00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:50,100
all by myself
529
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,870
she's like it's all on my shoulders he's
530
00:45:51,870 --> 00:46:02,280
sick it's it's not like poop I get
531
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,900
headaches from the parents the kids my
532
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,690
[ __ ] daughters who god forbid if they
533
00:46:09,690 --> 00:46:11,490
should make a baby here the kid could
534
00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:14,580
have ten fathers if the kid comes in her
535
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:22,260
ass it's mine careless no more headaches
536
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:32,990
you need a [ __ ] get that fixed
537
00:46:54,350 --> 00:47:01,760
reckless piss off right big I'm busy
538
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:10,980
hey hey listen to the cool noise I can
539
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:20,940
make with my lips be writing a letter to
540
00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:21,890
my mom
541
00:47:21,890 --> 00:47:29,550
cool it tear it okay dear mom I'm having
542
00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:32,910
a great time here it's really hot and I
543
00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:35,099
went canoeing this year they let me fish
544
00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:36,420
and I caught the biggest bass you've
545
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:39,180
ever seen and all my friends are here
546
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:42,810
except Lilly and Sunday Co - she's
547
00:47:42,810 --> 00:47:46,530
pretty like you love fetus you really
548
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:54,119
like your mom I like your mom - I need
549
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:56,390
something
550
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:02,809
[Music]
551
00:48:15,630 --> 00:48:18,820
[Music]
552
00:48:25,150 --> 00:48:34,380
[Music]
553
00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:45,599
[Applause]
554
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:25,489
[Music]
555
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:30,620
shut up
556
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,309
[Music]
557
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:44,350
[Applause]
558
00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:47,440
[Music]
559
00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:50,980
[Applause]
560
00:49:51,630 --> 00:49:54,060
relax we're gonna be legends right Wow
561
00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:58,440
huh you want the girl instead okay sure
562
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,360
I'll get you the girl clickety-click
563
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,690
Barbra trip I was furious but desperate
564
00:50:03,690 --> 00:50:05,760
and about to put my dreams into the
565
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,390
hands of a boy we nicknamed reckless and
566
00:50:09,390 --> 00:50:12,660
even as I did it I wish that I knew
567
00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:13,200
better
568
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,080
all right Ruben leave off we haven't
569
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:28,940
started yet yes the beetus you know
570
00:50:28,940 --> 00:50:40,200
that's not no wait
571
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,620
oh come on Irene Oh your loss fine
572
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:54,950
whatever right
573
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,300
Wow
574
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,690
[Music]
575
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:23,200
that was just plain hollow funny
576
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,499
[Music]
577
00:51:54,660 --> 00:51:58,050
let's do this
578
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:09,740
[Music]
579
00:52:10,390 --> 00:52:14,300
to make you a legend set it up get the
580
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:14,830
girl
581
00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:18,680
clickety-click I'm all over and suddenly
582
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,620
I was back ready to tear Reds head off
583
00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:24,290
but the rage was gone hi brick what's up
584
00:52:24,290 --> 00:52:28,040
it happened he screwed up again in my
585
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,850
mind I saw it all in a blink in a fit of
586
00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:32,180
rage
587
00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:39,160
I'd evolved hi brick what's up I just I
588
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,560
just felt for sight I think things
589
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:46,790
through what's that like it hurts you're
590
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:51,380
my friend but your thoughts like toast
591
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:57,400
no not like toast you just mean I think
592
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:05,170
you know what I don't need you for this
593
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,840
[Music]
594
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,220
well we don't need you for this
595
00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:18,730
don't come near me in my mind it
596
00:53:18,730 --> 00:53:24,210
happened that always stuck with me
597
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:26,410
considering what I said too reckless
598
00:53:26,410 --> 00:53:27,970
I thought it was best we spend time
599
00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:30,970
apart it's too bad that didn't happen
600
00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:33,550
you grabbed a bass one space heartbreak
601
00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:38,880
okay you got it honeymoons over
602
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:42,899
[Music]
603
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,670
[Music]
604
00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:52,190
good swing how's it going boys
605
00:53:54,770 --> 00:54:06,050
okay game on taking a piss first base
606
00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:08,840
are we now kid just cuz I get don't make
607
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,300
me a pig goods you gonna like the face
608
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:12,920
anyone can eat now at least I'm getting
609
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,900
served second hand cause it's cheaper
610
00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:19,160
case your thing through space so finish
611
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,340
this
612
00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:25,610
[Music]
613
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:33,050
when it's all yours Montrose finish this
614
00:54:33,050 --> 00:54:36,370
way to pick
615
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:43,840
[Music]
616
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:52,769
[Applause]
617
00:54:54,560 --> 00:55:08,340
out its second you're out and I was out
618
00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:23,470
[Music]
619
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,330
sister quizzes you know the time has
620
00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:31,970
come and you know that you're the only
621
00:55:31,970 --> 00:55:39,310
one to say okay
622
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,680
where you going
623
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:53,650
[Music]
624
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:55,530
it's true
625
00:55:55,530 --> 00:56:28,140
[Music]
626
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,189
[Music]
627
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:50,919
[Music]
628
00:56:52,390 --> 00:56:55,690
don't you
629
00:56:56,380 --> 00:57:03,130
yo new kid it's Noah Noah no one is
630
00:57:03,130 --> 00:57:06,390
getting in their bed but you
631
00:57:07,269 --> 00:57:09,290
and wine
632
00:57:09,290 --> 00:57:10,920
forget to play
633
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:34,629
[Music]
634
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:45,800
[Music]
635
00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:58,880
[Music]
636
00:58:13,570 --> 00:58:17,109
five stress
637
00:58:17,470 --> 00:58:21,830
yeah a couple of kids to lose stress but
638
00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:26,120
now there's a new stress so when I leave
639
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,000
Kip I'll have to go to camp you know
640
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,940
what I'm saying no all right I like a
641
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:37,900
girl but it's like I'm not allowed to I
642
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:43,100
mean that was perfect but she's bluffing
643
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:47,990
for me I need a good pitch
644
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:51,770
I mean if toast is strong and buckles is
645
00:58:51,770 --> 00:58:54,260
funny and grandpas come on then I'm
646
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:56,630
thoughtful but that doesn't pal like a
647
00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:57,350
homerun
648
00:58:57,350 --> 00:59:01,190
I need punch to get the girl I just
649
00:59:01,190 --> 00:59:02,860
don't know how she feels
650
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:06,740
how do you feel I don't know I just I
651
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:10,490
like her a lot she make you stupid
652
00:59:10,490 --> 00:59:13,210
No
653
00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:21,260
you're in for a treat heartbreak there's
654
00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,900
two kinds of women ones that make us
655
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:26,960
nervous ones that make us better
656
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,150
ones that make you stupid make you're
657
00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:31,400
nervous make you puke ones that make you
658
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,010
better let make it strong you know why
659
00:59:34,010 --> 00:59:35,680
isn't funny
660
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,520
find the right girl should make you a
661
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,310
king they won't be thinking brothers
662
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:44,500
could do cuz you'll be he man
663
00:59:45,910 --> 00:59:50,990
interesting and how do I get her we got
664
00:59:50,990 --> 00:59:57,320
her explain well why makes me most of
665
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,890
the work I mean want it enough and your
666
01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:03,350
body will figure it out it's like wanna
667
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,900
move your feet thinking about the girl
668
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:09,980
just thank you your body I'll handle the
669
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:12,740
details since its danger that's what
670
01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:15,760
happens hmm let's see
671
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,260
[Music]
672
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:24,080
you think too much kids don't think kids
673
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:29,380
do I think I don't
674
01:00:29,650 --> 01:00:31,880
kid you got my brain hmm
675
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:37,519
what's your brain gonna do next what
676
01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:38,749
have I told you I'll pretty sure was
677
01:00:38,749 --> 01:00:42,309
oh why girls don't think they're pretty
678
01:00:42,309 --> 01:00:45,309
girls think other girls are pretty so a
679
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:48,109
she won't believe you and be now you're
680
01:00:48,109 --> 01:00:53,650
a liar I'm a liar oh yeah worst kind
681
01:00:53,650 --> 01:01:00,380
what kinds a the innocent all right
682
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:01,359
repeat after me
683
01:01:01,359 --> 01:01:04,700
she's not pretty she's not pretty like
684
01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:08,900
this like this she know pretty she know
685
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:12,920
pretty not pretty know pretty know
686
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,700
pretty know pretty she know it's not
687
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:17,240
pretty
688
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:24,789
what's left lazy but fine Lidice creepy
689
01:01:24,789 --> 01:01:27,140
just give her the big speech girls not
690
01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:29,390
the big speech you know that's to kiss
691
01:01:29,390 --> 01:01:31,490
worth what would you trade for it well
692
01:01:31,490 --> 01:01:32,989
I've got I've got you're losing
693
01:01:32,989 --> 01:01:48,349
something kid that's the deal boys hey
694
01:01:48,349 --> 01:01:54,980
careless we bid been out yeah what you
695
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:55,569
got there
696
01:01:55,569 --> 01:01:58,579
stole all the brooms I'll bring some
697
01:01:58,579 --> 01:02:01,160
wear them everywhere where's everywhere
698
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,680
everywhere there was a broom you get all
699
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,910
the broom yeah ya think so
700
01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:10,119
you're fired
701
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:14,220
[Applause]
702
01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:44,230
there another price break what the hell
703
01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,440
was that
704
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:53,440
break3 that was a bull variable no no no
705
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:58,090
Peters right over your left your back
706
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:09,790
nice swinging no trouble getting to
707
01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:22,080
first base my job how these girls
708
01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:28,590
something you want to say
709
01:03:32,620 --> 01:03:39,980
[Music]
710
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,520
I'm doing
711
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:57,540
[Music]
712
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:01,760
[Music]
713
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,640
say that again
714
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:10,960
this should be good stoop I come from
715
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,049
[Music]
716
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:19,770
which one all right here comes a while
717
01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:24,950
we pop right here comes are you watching
718
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,829
[Music]
719
01:04:34,810 --> 01:04:40,049
[Music]
720
01:04:40,049 --> 01:04:44,099
strike two oh come on
721
01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:59,369
[Music]
722
01:05:00,190 --> 01:05:03,190
one
723
01:06:09,010 --> 01:06:12,189
[Music]
724
01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:42,449
[Music]
725
01:06:44,930 --> 01:06:53,220
[Music]
726
01:06:53,220 --> 01:07:05,150
I just
727
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:13,929
[Music]
728
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:16,020
there girl what you're gonna say to the
729
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:20,820
girl yep all right you're about 10 feet
730
01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:24,140
away from cashing that home run
731
01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:43,729
I'm gonna go back to my cabin
732
01:07:44,460 --> 01:08:09,770
[Music]
733
01:08:09,770 --> 01:08:12,599
someday I'll be 80 with kids who have
734
01:08:12,599 --> 01:08:16,049
kids and I'll still play the moment when
735
01:08:16,049 --> 01:08:18,380
Sunday took my hand
736
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:31,959
[Music]
737
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:46,488
it smells like yes I'll get you in the
738
01:08:46,488 --> 01:08:47,600
baby maker
739
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,229
I lost like you it's not you out of pube
740
01:08:51,229 --> 01:08:54,428
until you piss out of it
741
01:08:58,149 --> 01:09:01,519
[Applause]
742
01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:19,729
wait what's up Casper my longer you got
743
01:09:19,729 --> 01:09:22,149
no clothes
744
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:29,359
hey gremlins has anyone seen Mitch's
745
01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:35,829
laundry did anyone take it by accident
746
01:09:43,899 --> 01:09:46,700
Mitch yeah
747
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:59,020
Queen no juice Omar white boy
748
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:02,419
[Music]
749
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:08,740
I feel like a rainbow if I could go
750
01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:10,090
either way
751
01:10:10,090 --> 01:10:14,880
[Music]
752
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:21,700
whoa ah Dave yeah but she's not Twitty
753
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:27,760
uh charity work I think I should ask
754
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,410
first yeah
755
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:43,140
[Music]
756
01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:47,030
first you earn it then you ask for it
757
01:10:47,030 --> 01:10:51,800
then you have to go and make it great
758
01:11:02,210 --> 01:11:08,670
hey can I use you a question and it's a
759
01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:11,610
right if you say no would it be alright
760
01:11:11,610 --> 01:11:14,870
if we kiss
761
01:11:31,630 --> 01:11:42,140
bowling guess Emily to see if it was me
762
01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:44,690
I growin that's me I'm gonna ggressive
763
01:11:44,690 --> 01:12:15,140
gambler mr. Vegas so how was it how was
764
01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:29,300
it oh I left clothes on the clothesline
765
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:32,110
you know
766
01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:36,650
are you unfinished business
767
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,930
okay your business is sleeping lights
768
01:12:38,930 --> 01:12:47,710
out now there's a girl back in the cabin
769
01:12:50,690 --> 01:12:58,300
[Music]
770
01:12:58,550 --> 01:13:00,120
you all right
771
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:06,090
I miss you we'll just come and see me
772
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:11,220
I can't no lost across the bridge at
773
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:18,960
night oh my god I'm dating a man with a
774
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:23,750
brain of a ten year old child move over
775
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:27,510
yeah just trying to figure out waste if
776
01:13:27,510 --> 01:13:30,780
I don't see you you're a man just cross
777
01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:33,440
the damn bridge
778
01:13:36,190 --> 01:13:52,170
[Music]
779
01:13:57,090 --> 01:14:06,020
[Music]
780
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:13,810
was careless
781
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:34,870
[Applause]
782
01:14:37,380 --> 01:14:39,829
[Music]
783
01:14:39,829 --> 01:14:44,320
guys no staff
784
01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:50,300
oh my god it's seniors day
785
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:51,770
[Music]
786
01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:55,039
[Applause]
787
01:14:56,090 --> 01:14:59,899
[Music]
788
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,380
[Applause]
789
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:04,760
one day of every summer the staff get up
790
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,220
before us they get on the bus and go
791
01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:11,980
into town leaving the seniors in charge
792
01:15:12,570 --> 01:15:12,800
[Applause]
793
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,940
[Music]
794
01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:16,360
what the hell are you doing
795
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,929
[Music]
796
01:15:17,929 --> 01:15:28,000
go baby come out there I can see you
797
01:15:28,730 --> 01:15:29,860
[Music]
798
01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:33,139
it's a lot like Lord of the Flies
799
01:15:33,139 --> 01:15:36,159
but with motorboats
800
01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:39,489
[Music]
801
01:15:45,870 --> 01:15:50,420
[Music]
802
01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:54,380
[Applause]
803
01:15:54,380 --> 01:15:57,970
[Music]
804
01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:02,740
who's up there who's shooting what's up
805
01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:07,690
there who's that girl's name load up
806
01:16:07,690 --> 01:16:30,700
load up load up sorry I can't just step
807
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:33,100
in the cabin last night see you tonight
808
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:38,760
I will see you tonight
809
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:50,140
[Music]
810
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:59,340
[Applause]
811
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:02,569
[Music]
812
01:17:02,850 --> 01:17:09,210
tell me I gotta get
813
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:19,449
we'll help ya all right Wayne coats you
814
01:17:19,449 --> 01:17:41,730
up get back in the cabin please shame
815
01:17:41,730 --> 01:17:46,540
everything all right listen buddy we
816
01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:47,949
can't have you it's so late okay
817
01:17:47,949 --> 01:17:49,940
I can't watching the duck
818
01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:53,350
[Music]
819
01:18:04,990 --> 01:18:08,200
some guy
820
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:16,700
[Music]
821
01:18:18,090 --> 01:18:21,409
[Applause]
822
01:18:27,949 --> 01:18:30,750
what's actually going on xqe we're but
823
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:47,670
here you're trying to do bite me well
824
01:18:47,670 --> 01:18:50,389
just tell me I'm wrong you're wrong
825
01:18:50,389 --> 01:18:52,500
listen I don't think this is such a good
826
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:52,830
idea
827
01:18:52,830 --> 01:18:56,520
I better just go oh yeah he pulled it by
828
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,350
its house so it's period friends after
829
01:18:58,350 --> 01:18:59,550
tell someone she won't you screw these
830
01:18:59,550 --> 01:19:01,610
guys
831
01:19:31,719 --> 01:19:42,679
back to the cannon why why are you here
832
01:19:42,679 --> 01:19:44,060
you hate kids
833
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:49,130
you hate camp you're talking about you
834
01:19:49,130 --> 01:19:52,040
make me get this I Got News for you okay
835
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,290
I'm not here for the kids I'm here for
836
01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,760
the parents you're out there looking for
837
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,790
genius I'm out there looking for danger
838
01:19:57,790 --> 01:20:01,429
you know we lose one kid that's it Eric
839
01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:06,679
that's it we're done no shallow are like
840
01:20:06,679 --> 01:20:12,260
this we suck the old bridge in there you
841
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:14,510
know I don't care what you do jumping
842
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,270
off the high tower but I got 200 campers
843
01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:24,140
I can't and now we're gonna try for 60
844
01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:25,610
years were pressing our luck here and
845
01:20:25,610 --> 01:20:27,739
it's just math now then be there be a
846
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:31,880
dev beatings bee stings or drowning or
847
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:34,400
just math away okay you can boohoo your
848
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,719
brains out but it's gonna be the
849
01:20:35,719 --> 01:20:37,460
directors to take the fall I will take
850
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:38,630
the blame for shutting down this debt
851
01:20:38,630 --> 01:20:40,280
circus you know I much rather put a kid
852
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:43,310
in tears and into a coffin and I don't
853
01:20:43,310 --> 01:20:46,340
dare you you you have no idea what it's
854
01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:48,290
like to be a parent you have no idea
855
01:20:48,290 --> 01:20:50,989
what it's like to be a man you're a boy
856
01:20:50,989 --> 01:21:14,120
you make boy choices just grow up what
857
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:20,199
they do what did they do
858
01:21:21,749 --> 01:21:24,989
how do you think a paddleboat nothing
859
01:21:24,989 --> 01:21:27,510
it's made from sinks it's not even a
860
01:21:27,510 --> 01:21:30,989
boat three paddle boats okay stop
861
01:21:30,989 --> 01:21:31,760
talking
862
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:36,269
hey stop breathing this is accident you
863
01:21:36,269 --> 01:21:38,940
an accident you're a baby shut up
864
01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:43,289
bang please something I said something I
865
01:21:43,289 --> 01:21:48,360
said to sink a boat when don't answer do
866
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,969
not blame me for your failures there's
867
01:21:50,969 --> 01:21:57,119
ten of you oh my god there's ten I don't
868
01:21:57,119 --> 01:21:59,489
need the guilt it takes everything I've
869
01:21:59,489 --> 01:22:01,079
got just to get up every day and deal
870
01:22:01,079 --> 01:22:03,920
with my own problems your lousy kids
871
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:06,659
nothing about just good this is your
872
01:22:06,659 --> 01:22:09,389
family you suck you suck so much why you
873
01:22:09,389 --> 01:22:10,920
so mean to each other why the hell you
874
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,690
so mean Jesus Christ be nice to each
875
01:22:12,690 --> 01:22:13,860
other what the hell is wrong with you
876
01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:14,999
childhood should be fun
877
01:22:14,999 --> 01:22:16,769
y'all suck you suck times 10 it suck
878
01:22:16,769 --> 01:22:18,979
times 11 eat that
879
01:22:18,979 --> 01:22:25,880
what well done
880
01:22:29,789 --> 01:22:33,659
baby doesn't hear so good baby ears find
881
01:22:33,659 --> 01:22:36,059
me loser you bite me baby teeth you want
882
01:22:36,059 --> 01:22:37,739
to pay your pen pal with yeah maybe
883
01:22:37,739 --> 01:22:39,570
that's why your kissy Kissy girlfriend
884
01:22:39,570 --> 01:22:41,280
isn't bleeding yet maybe that's cuz
885
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:51,989
she's a baby too hey stop being our
886
01:22:51,989 --> 01:23:02,099
Cabot straight five you wanted rules you
887
01:23:02,099 --> 01:23:04,769
got them rule number one reckless you're
888
01:23:04,769 --> 01:23:05,309
a dick
889
01:23:05,309 --> 01:23:13,130
fix it the rest of you be good
890
01:23:16,110 --> 01:23:22,949
when heartbreaks slow down slow down
891
01:23:22,949 --> 01:23:28,909
slow down here come here
892
01:23:28,909 --> 01:23:33,389
alright you bit the girl alright that's
893
01:23:33,389 --> 01:23:37,260
the worst comeback
894
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:40,489
let it go help yours there into it okay
895
01:23:40,489 --> 01:23:44,130
guys we're guys it's gonna happen it's
896
01:23:44,130 --> 01:23:48,840
it's how we do things in life we're
897
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:50,550
gonna fail and fail and you're gonna
898
01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:52,139
fail until the only hope you got left
899
01:23:52,139 --> 01:23:54,830
smells like piss
900
01:23:55,790 --> 01:24:00,480
there was the worst pep talk ever yeah
901
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:03,330
well I was gonna do this thing with the
902
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:06,630
calcium in there next time stick around
903
01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:11,639
for the stick around next time I'm gonna
904
01:24:11,639 --> 01:24:14,810
get this run I'm older no come here
905
01:24:14,810 --> 01:24:17,119
don't take ten years take ten minutes
906
01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:19,830
just pick something you believe in and
907
01:24:19,830 --> 01:24:24,929
make it up okay all its ever gonna mean
908
01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:28,639
is this giving up stuff you really want
909
01:24:28,639 --> 01:24:32,580
just get the stuff you need what do you
910
01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:34,639
need
911
01:24:41,120 --> 01:25:03,930
play nice okay I'll go first I'm sorry I
912
01:25:03,930 --> 01:25:06,350
just
913
01:25:31,110 --> 01:25:33,680
for good
914
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:43,620
three-oh what we go No
915
01:25:47,749 --> 01:25:57,570
that's it Jamaica's for me it's got a
916
01:25:57,570 --> 01:26:02,389
bug spray she's gonna keep the bugs off
917
01:26:04,270 --> 01:26:06,320
[Music]
918
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,190
doesn't get easier when you grow up
919
01:26:08,190 --> 01:26:10,079
you'll always be afraid of something
920
01:26:10,079 --> 01:26:12,960
it's not softball it's girls it's not
921
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:17,729
girls at your job actually somehow it's
922
01:26:17,729 --> 01:26:21,269
always girls this is the best it gets
923
01:26:21,269 --> 01:26:23,940
even if it sucks here this is the best
924
01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:26,579
of things that suck and it only lasts
925
01:26:26,579 --> 01:26:28,559
the summer and a few summers at that
926
01:26:28,559 --> 01:26:30,719
they can't stay forever life's coming
927
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:33,989
life's great but it'll kick you if you
928
01:26:33,989 --> 01:26:35,999
don't take the kicks you don't get to
929
01:26:35,999 --> 01:26:39,269
play so get used to making hard choices
930
01:26:39,269 --> 01:26:42,449
and maybe when you're done here when you
931
01:26:42,449 --> 01:26:44,579
can't come back anymore life won't be
932
01:26:44,579 --> 01:26:46,540
such a punch in the stomach
933
01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:48,910
[Music]
934
01:26:48,910 --> 01:26:52,100
that one night he just walked off and
935
01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:56,570
you could tell it one comeback we knew
936
01:26:56,570 --> 01:26:59,360
he had something to fix and you knew
937
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:01,810
that he could
938
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,760
hold up you got to stay with the image
939
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:13,060
see stop would probably involve a bucket
940
01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:16,630
please let's bag and at various times no
941
01:27:16,630 --> 01:27:17,460
pants
942
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:23,050
either way we were on our own the ass
943
01:27:23,050 --> 01:27:25,570
makes us not be rats stops at the office
944
01:27:25,570 --> 01:27:28,540
but this is still during our ability to
945
01:27:28,540 --> 01:27:31,540
run around he gets his coffee stays and
946
01:27:31,540 --> 01:27:33,970
yawns once our curfew time is up
947
01:27:33,970 --> 01:27:37,180
leaves the office stops here make sure
948
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:39,130
nobody's coming from the junior side the
949
01:27:39,130 --> 01:27:40,870
senior self and gets in the high tower
950
01:27:40,870 --> 01:27:42,640
right yeah what he turns around me
951
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:49,690
spring and we make a run for it what you
952
01:27:49,690 --> 01:27:50,410
waiting for
953
01:27:50,410 --> 01:27:59,290
pubic fairy listen man you tried this
954
01:27:59,290 --> 01:28:01,660
thing it didn't fly your country needs
955
01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:02,230
your back
956
01:28:02,230 --> 01:28:05,160
you freed the bridge what ten times
957
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:09,160
where's your tell realistic goals my
958
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:15,489
friend realistic goals Hey toast if we
959
01:28:15,489 --> 01:28:17,739
call your dad we're gonna kill spec boy
960
01:28:17,739 --> 01:28:20,070
tomorrow
961
01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:28,110
there will be no tomorrow for anyone who
962
01:28:28,110 --> 01:28:36,560
opens this door tonight find a bunk go
963
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:49,970
listen up you're under my leash now I
964
01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:52,200
know when leaving this cabin tonight
965
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,860
I'll be leaving again in the morning and
966
01:28:55,860 --> 01:28:58,230
you won't be coming back until your kids
967
01:28:58,230 --> 01:29:08,010
have kids your section head will be
968
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:12,660
seated outside the door all night thick
969
01:29:12,660 --> 01:29:15,230
inside the box
970
01:29:15,380 --> 01:29:29,780
go to bed camper Mitch
971
01:29:35,969 --> 01:29:40,949
you desecrated my cabin tomorrow you
972
01:29:40,949 --> 01:29:47,909
will mop the entire mess hall be at the
973
01:29:47,909 --> 01:29:48,449
office
974
01:29:48,449 --> 01:29:50,840
by the time I start the morning she'll
975
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:56,639
be late you'll mop at your wedding go to
976
01:29:56,639 --> 01:29:58,820
bed
977
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:16,060
[Music]
978
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:27,040
hey listen up as long as I've had
979
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:30,780
friends between you guys before that I
980
01:30:30,780 --> 01:30:36,040
don't know nothing no one is getting
981
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:40,120
replaced okay but tonight I'm adding the
982
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:46,720
girl you do what you need to and if I
983
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,750
don't do this I'm gonna get old I'm
984
01:30:49,750 --> 01:31:06,900
gonna get cancer 18 b-team fine
985
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:11,680
it's Susa stupid
986
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:15,040
they call me reckless look around don't
987
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,680
you get we have empty beds here no look
988
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:18,070
look
989
01:31:18,070 --> 01:31:22,300
where's Willy where's Willy the Sun out
990
01:31:22,300 --> 01:31:27,040
there it's nothing nothing you know it's
991
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:28,409
everything
992
01:31:28,409 --> 01:31:32,150
and sometimes kids don't make it okay
993
01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:35,520
look I hope I'm here next year and I
994
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:37,429
hope Willy's here next year who knows
995
01:31:37,429 --> 01:31:41,179
who knows anything but I'm here now and
996
01:31:41,179 --> 01:31:45,840
I know that that's what counts
997
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:51,920
so I'm going out I got my bling back
998
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:54,920
wait
999
01:31:56,450 --> 01:32:03,600
[Music]
1000
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:07,950
Shane will run around out
1001
01:32:07,950 --> 01:32:14,290
you can't I've been healed
1002
01:32:14,290 --> 01:32:17,470
and if you were wondering yes that's
1003
01:32:17,470 --> 01:32:26,610
right hold on back in the cabins way
1004
01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:33,280
oh yeah thanks we've seen this one
1005
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:33,640
before
1006
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,690
back in Kappa please
1007
01:32:37,940 --> 01:32:39,630
oh this is now
1008
01:32:39,630 --> 01:32:42,760
[Music]
1009
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:47,510
yet everyone
1010
01:32:47,630 --> 01:32:51,060
[Music]
1011
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:56,560
please
1012
01:33:00,670 --> 01:33:02,969
fetus
1013
01:33:04,460 --> 01:33:13,190
[Music]
1014
01:33:13,190 --> 01:33:20,540
I don't mean to leave you before and I
1015
01:33:20,540 --> 01:33:27,580
didn't mean to bite you after it's just
1016
01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:31,810
you're not putting what I I knew I would
1017
01:33:31,810 --> 01:33:35,900
pretty it's a word to describe things
1018
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:38,720
it's easy but there's nothing easy that
1019
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:43,210
how I but how much I like you I mean
1020
01:33:43,210 --> 01:33:46,700
okay forget I can't sleep I can't be
1021
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:49,850
awake up I'll bring two things I I can't
1022
01:33:49,850 --> 01:33:52,430
eat I can't dream but I don't need to I
1023
01:33:52,430 --> 01:33:56,600
wanted to think about is you you how I
1024
01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:01,040
measure happiness numbers of you
1025
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:04,809
[Music]
1026
01:34:04,809 --> 01:34:10,329
I am Lord I would would wound us it
1027
01:34:10,329 --> 01:34:10,960
happens
1028
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:14,260
oh my god but it's just that I thought
1029
01:34:14,260 --> 01:34:18,489
it's not the kisses it's just you so
1030
01:34:18,489 --> 01:34:19,539
when you took my hand on the bridge
1031
01:34:19,539 --> 01:34:23,469
that'll be my moment I'm one of us that
1032
01:34:23,469 --> 01:34:25,360
we can talk about one world when you
1033
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:25,980
took my head
1034
01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:28,580
[Music]
1035
01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:35,910
I'm not I'm only nine make me feel ten
1036
01:34:35,910 --> 01:34:39,080
[Music]
1037
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:41,980
I'm gonna kiss
1038
01:34:42,089 --> 01:34:44,719
Nina
1039
01:34:44,719 --> 01:34:48,720
no you're not
1040
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:50,949
[Music]
1041
01:34:50,949 --> 01:35:03,200
you had your moment what about my moment
1042
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:06,410
[Music]
1043
01:35:09,869 --> 01:35:14,750
this can be my moment I'm kissing you
1044
01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:37,049
[Music]
1045
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:46,630
sundaysunny videos way to go heartbreak
1046
01:35:46,630 --> 01:35:52,920
what are you doing in Haiti baby easy
1047
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:56,890
what about Mitch mitt features got
1048
01:35:56,890 --> 01:36:01,500
issues yeah
1049
01:36:04,870 --> 01:36:07,980
perhaps gotta work
1050
01:36:09,630 --> 01:36:12,760
[Music]
1051
01:36:19,990 --> 01:36:23,200
[Music]
1052
01:36:39,580 --> 01:36:42,000
[Music]
1053
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:48,030
immortality' in the air boys
1054
01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:52,000
hey fetus don't let your brain on gonna
1055
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:58,380
use some foresight here in slacks
1056
01:37:00,540 --> 01:37:05,020
[Music]
1057
01:37:06,580 --> 01:37:09,650
happy Hannukah it's my bags
1058
01:37:09,650 --> 01:37:16,250
oh no way oh yeah this was you
1059
01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:19,219
I took [ __ ] for this oh you suck front
1060
01:37:19,219 --> 01:37:24,910
and back it's in the bag isn't genius
1061
01:37:30,930 --> 01:37:45,449
[Music]
1062
01:37:53,190 --> 01:37:56,310
[Music]
1063
01:38:00,570 --> 01:38:11,800
[Music]
1064
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:19,160
so much is clothes we traded brilliant
1065
01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:25,899
[Music]
1066
01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:30,030
and then one summer we made it across it
1067
01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:34,040
doesn't matter how but how we were able
1068
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:36,570
confident a girl took my hand and then
1069
01:38:36,570 --> 01:38:38,580
she kissed me and with every bridge I
1070
01:38:38,580 --> 01:38:41,159
cross in life I remember where my
1071
01:38:41,159 --> 01:38:44,730
confidence started and even though we
1072
01:38:44,730 --> 01:38:46,199
made it across no one had planned how to
1073
01:38:46,199 --> 01:38:50,159
get back what to do next all we ever
1074
01:38:50,159 --> 01:38:53,460
thought about was getting across so we
1075
01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:56,850
wing some [ __ ] and it was great when you
1076
01:38:56,850 --> 01:38:58,199
get across your own bridge
1077
01:38:58,199 --> 01:39:00,190
I suggest you doing the same
1078
01:39:00,190 --> 01:39:03,740
[Music]
1079
01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:06,130
some of these guys I never saw again
1080
01:39:06,130 --> 01:39:08,210
some of these guys I can't get rid of
1081
01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:10,130
still there were the best friends I ever
1082
01:39:10,130 --> 01:39:14,230
had and I don't even know their names
1083
01:39:14,230 --> 01:39:17,750
I'd have kept in touch but information
1084
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:19,280
will give out an address for douchebag
1085
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:22,600
city or town please Boston named
1086
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:25,440
douchebag
1087
01:39:25,440 --> 01:40:00,070
[Music]
1088
01:40:00,070 --> 01:40:02,540
so remember the journey and share all
1089
01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:05,590
your prizes it's the right thing to do
1090
01:40:05,590 --> 01:40:07,940
because even though it looks that way
1091
01:40:07,940 --> 01:40:13,280
no one wins alone that being said I hope
1092
01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:16,400
your dreams are as vivid your lives is
1093
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:19,640
rich and your love is wonderful as it
1094
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:23,680
was when I was 10
1095
01:40:37,570 --> 01:40:38,140
[Music]
1096
01:40:38,140 --> 01:40:39,720
[Applause]
1097
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,870
[Music]
1098
01:40:40,870 --> 01:40:45,920
[Applause]
1099
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:48,450
[Music]
1100
01:40:48,450 --> 01:40:51,950
[Applause]
1101
01:40:51,950 --> 01:40:52,230
[Music]
1102
01:40:52,230 --> 01:40:53,070
[Applause]
1103
01:40:53,070 --> 01:40:56,160
[Music]
1104
01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:03,630
[Music]
1105
01:41:03,810 --> 01:41:07,089
[Applause]
1106
01:41:10,180 --> 01:41:14,270
this we call it down track but some
1107
01:41:14,270 --> 01:41:27,230
calling to train we all with just D by D
1108
01:41:27,230 --> 01:41:32,590
and please don't knock it until you try
1109
01:41:34,420 --> 01:41:38,940
let's have group sex and do the Rambo
1110
01:41:38,940 --> 01:41:43,440
[Music]
1111
01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:48,560
[Applause]
1112
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:51,630
[Music]
1113
01:41:51,630 --> 01:42:15,840
I don't go just let me go backstage the
1114
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:19,469
end of the show oh look at you and you
1115
01:42:19,469 --> 01:42:22,620
will look at me with my debut got in my
1116
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:25,050
head said to fall through Japanese you
1117
01:42:25,050 --> 01:42:28,710
know what to do cuz I won't say please
1118
01:42:28,710 --> 01:42:32,070
this snivel on my dick like the rat does
1119
01:42:32,070 --> 01:42:32,790
cheese
1120
01:42:32,790 --> 01:42:36,240
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1121
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:38,500
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1122
01:42:38,500 --> 01:42:39,760
[Music]
1123
01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:40,520
[Applause]
1124
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:44,870
[Music]
1125
01:42:44,870 --> 01:42:46,210
[Applause]
1126
01:42:46,210 --> 01:42:47,500
[Music]
1127
01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:48,130
[Applause]
1128
01:42:48,130 --> 01:42:53,260
[Music]
1129
01:42:54,350 --> 01:43:09,930
I'm not even the partners now hi girls
1130
01:43:09,930 --> 01:43:13,290
hi remember me it's you Richie whoever
1131
01:43:13,290 --> 01:43:14,610
said you can't get crabs from a toilet
1132
01:43:14,610 --> 01:43:17,360
seat was wrong huh
1133
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:25,290
[Music]
1134
01:43:36,330 --> 01:43:39,439
[Music]
1135
01:43:42,460 --> 01:43:47,570
okay okay just can't feel like prison I
1136
01:43:47,570 --> 01:44:01,270
know this is like prison president
1137
01:44:01,270 --> 01:44:06,380
ladies being abused say to that what you
1138
01:44:06,380 --> 01:44:09,080
prefer this one's pretty good
1139
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:12,570
that's all improv Wow
1140
01:44:12,570 --> 01:44:20,720
oh look in there very creative
1141
01:44:29,910 --> 01:44:34,489
[Music]
1142
01:44:34,489 --> 01:44:40,150
okay details like I'm not gonna
1143
01:44:42,389 --> 01:44:46,150
where am I going with this
1144
01:44:46,150 --> 01:44:49,180
[Music]
1145
01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:59,400
you keep your mouth closed ha
1146
01:45:00,410 --> 01:45:03,520
[Music]
1147
01:45:11,010 --> 01:45:14,079
[Music]
1148
01:45:14,429 --> 01:45:16,730
there's neck
1149
01:45:16,730 --> 01:45:26,530
[Music]
1150
01:45:28,980 --> 01:45:32,610
but that's why out
1151
01:45:34,739 --> 01:45:39,570
you trust just begin get the papers if
1152
01:45:39,570 --> 01:45:42,380
it hurts me fix what was that a mouse
1153
01:45:42,380 --> 01:45:50,460
gimme there's something you don't know
1154
01:45:50,460 --> 01:45:55,670
what's that how to write a screenplay
1155
01:46:04,969 --> 01:46:13,800
foreskin is like again again there's
1156
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:14,789
something you don't know
1157
01:46:14,789 --> 01:46:18,179
uh what's that enjoy Christmas there's
1158
01:46:18,179 --> 01:46:20,940
something you don't know the love of a
1159
01:46:20,940 --> 01:46:23,219
nuclear family there's something you
1160
01:46:23,219 --> 01:46:25,909
don't know what that's how to read
1161
01:46:25,909 --> 01:46:30,210
something else you don't know what just
1162
01:46:30,210 --> 01:46:33,690
sister kisses like that's something you
1163
01:46:33,690 --> 01:46:38,869
don't know the gentle touch of a man
1164
01:46:49,450 --> 01:46:51,060
[Applause]
1165
01:46:51,060 --> 01:47:12,149
[Music]
1166
01:47:15,630 --> 01:47:22,329
[Music]
1167
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:30,100
[Music]
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