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Star Trek: Discovery
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Beaming to Enterprise.
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Stand by.
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Energizing.
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Highlighting the urgent need
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for the kind of quantum
stochastic models
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of salvo analysis... Pause.
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Should be right... now.
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Resume. Proposed in this memorandum...
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Sir, Ensign Spock, S179
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276SP, reporting for duty.
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Welcome aboard, Ensign.
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How was your trip out to Starbase 40?
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Uneventful, sir.
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No need to shout, Ensign Spock.
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No, sir.
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You've been on this ship exactly
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37 seconds, Ensign, and you
haven't asked a single question.
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Not what I expect
from a science officer.
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I expect you to barrage every
crewman you meet with questions,
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starting with me, to the
point you become an annoyance.
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You have until I reach
that turbolift. Go.
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What is your name, sir?
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Just call me Number One.
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Sir, what is your opinion
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of the Onafuwa model
of combat salvo analysis
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compared to the
traditional neo-Wayne model?
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I find it problematic.
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Ensign, how would you
like to see the bridge?
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Bridge.
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You had Onafuwa for Fundamentals
of Quantum Stochastics
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and Advanced, One and Two, and seminar,
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and received top marks.
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Indeed. I found it quite...
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Brutal?
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Yes.
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Onafuwa's a monster,
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but such a brilliant monster.
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And of course the subject matter is...
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Fascinating.
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COMPUTER [OVER
Computer error.
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Manual control unavailable.
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Engineering.
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Upjohn, this is Number One.
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We have failure in turbolift six
and I can't get manual override.
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On it, sir. Engineering out.
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People don't talk in elevators.
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I've observed that, sir.
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This may take some
time. Let's not waste it.
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Keep up the questions.
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What are the three most salient
facts about Captain Pike?
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One, his capacity for hearing
out another point of view
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is exceeded only by his
willingness to change his own
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once he's heard you out.
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Two, even though he is
the most heavily decorated
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fighting captain in Starfleet,
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he views resorting to force
as an admission of failure.
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And three...
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he is utterly unsentimental.
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Except when it comes to horses.
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He is sentimental about large
herbivorous terrestrial mammals?
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Just stay away from
the topic, is my advice.
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You have made a most
careful study of the captain.
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Upjohn!
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Sorry, sir,
we're isolating the problem.
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It's either the secondary induction coil
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or a glitch in the path routing
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or the brakes. Definitely
one of those three.
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Which version of the O.S.
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are the ship's computers running?
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36.11.4.
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I took a look at the
bosun sampling of code. 5.
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In my opinion, it...
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Lacks elegance.
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Indeed.
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Do the food synthesizers use the Gupta
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or the Katzman glucose matrix?
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We use the Una matrix.
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Essentially a Gupta-Katzman hybrid.
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It's more reliable then either
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and the results are both more
nutritious and more palatable.
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Your name is Una.
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That isn't a question, Ensign.
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My name is Number One.
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Have you ever considered
that the prime directive
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is not only not ethical,
but also illogical,
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and perhaps morally indefensible?
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No, Spock, I have not,
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and for the sake of your
own sanity, might I suggest
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you cease doing so immediately. Next.
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Have you considered that the ubiquity
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of mathematical constants...
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such as "E" or the
so-called golden ratio...
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decline of the universe was designed...
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Perhaps an enormous simulation.
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Am I becoming an annoyance?
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Just starting to get a bit heavy.
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Do you like eggplant?
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Give me a boost, Ensign.
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You know. Hoist me up.
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On your knees, Spock.
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All right, it's unlocked.
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Upjohn, I opened the service hatch.
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What should I look for?
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You'll want to move
aside the fan housing.
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You'll see a small black
microbox and a blue diode.
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Pull it out to see if
the contacts are clean.
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All right. Next question, Spock.
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Have you ever made
firsthand observations
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of a triple-mode
high-amplitude Delta Scuti star?
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Yes. My first deep-space
cruise on Enterprise
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took us to within a half
light-year of 99 Pegasi.
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I am envious.
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You should be.
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I can't begin to tell you
what a spec...
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Number
One, are you all right?
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I... I don't know what happened.
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- Number One?
- We're fine.
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Glad to hear it.
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So, what we're gonna do,
sir, is have Lieutenant Amin
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rappel down the
turboshaft from deck nine.
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She's a champion climber
and she's ready to go.
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Just as soon as we
locate the belaying rig.
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Seems like nobody's seen it
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since the Ling Plateau rescue mission.
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But I...
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Any more questions, Ensign?
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No, sir. I am sorry.
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Fair enough.
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Then I have one for you.
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When you beamed aboard,
Ensign, were you...
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smiling?
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I didn't know that was
something Vulcans could do.
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I must admit, I found the
sight a bit disconcerting.
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Duly noted.
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In the future, I will be
careful to avoid smiling.
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No.
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The strength of a Starfleet crew
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is in its diversity and differences.
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I would never ask a crewmember
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to suppress or conceal their nature.
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I do think one must be aware, however,
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of how one is perceived
by one's comrades.
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Not because you're half-Vulcan.
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But this is the advice
I'd give to anyone
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whose ultimate goal is command.
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- That is not my goal, sir.
- Bullshit.
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No one endures two
solid years of Onafuwa
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on quantum-stochastic combat
modeling because they want
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to sling a tricorder for
the rest of their lives.
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And if you want to command,
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you're gonna have to learn to
keep your freaky to yourself.
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Even if that's painful.
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I have been doing that all my life.
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And it is.
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I know.
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Do you?
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Then that leads to a
logical next question.
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All right, Ensign.
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I'll show you.
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♪ I am the very model of
a modern major-general ♪
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♪ I've information vegetable,
animal and mineral ♪
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♪ I know the kings of England
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♪ And I quote the
fights historical ♪
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♪ From Marathon to Waterloo
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♪ In order categorical
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♪ I'm very well acquainted,
too, with matters mathematical ♪
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♪ I understand equations, both
the simple and quadratical ♪
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♪ About binomial theorem, I
am teeming with a lot of news ♪
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♪ With many cheerful facts about ♪
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♪ The square of the hypotenuse
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♪ With many cheerful facts about ♪
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♪ The square of the hypotenuse
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♪ With many cheerful facts about ♪
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♪ The square of the hypotenuse
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♪ Many cheerful facts
about the square ♪
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♪ Of the hypoten-potenuse
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♪ I'm very good at integral
and differential calculus ♪
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♪ I know the scientific
names of beings animalculous ♪
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♪ In short, in matters
vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
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♪ I am the very model of
a modern major-general. ♪
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♪ In short, in matters
vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
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♪ You are the very model
of a modern major-general! ♪
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It's Lieutenant Amin.
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Hang on, I'll have you
out of there straightaway.
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I swear I heard
her laughing in there.
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You will forget this.
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I want there to be a hole in
your memory where this once was.
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That is an order.
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On your honor,
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as a Starfleet officer,
Ensign Spock, swear.
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I swear on my honor as
a Starfleet officer, sir.
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Folks ready to go?
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That the new boot?
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Yes.
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That'd be Ensign...
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Spock, sir.
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Spock. At ease, Ensign.
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Not my strong suit, sir.
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I understand.
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Do Vulcans
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ever feel awe, Spock?
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They do, Captain.
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But they tend to keep it to themselves.
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