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Hey! Big dog's here.
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- Hey, James. - Hello!
- What's up?
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What's up, how's it going?
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Uh, sorry, I just got, you know,
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s... uh, stuck at work.
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Yeah, yeah, my boy James here
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has an important new job
down at the MIT Media Lab.
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Oh! Soon we'll all be working
for James, someday.
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Um, more important:
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Is he single?
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Yes he is.
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And Lucas is, too.
He was just promoted
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at his job to manager
at the cell phone store.
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Biggest cell phone store
at the mall.
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Look, I don't want to brag.
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Um, hey, buddy.
You had to work on Thanksgiving?
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- Yeah. You know how it is.
- Do I?
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No, I guess I'm-I'm surprised
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you know, the lab
was open today.
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Great. Well, uh, I guess
we can eat now, right?
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The prodigal son hath returned.
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Son, hey.
Now, we got to say grace first.
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Um, all right, check it out,
everybody,
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Annalisa and I are honored
that you, uh, graced us
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with your presence.
Now, typically,
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I say the grace,
but this year,
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my successful second-born son
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will carry on that tradition.
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Not that...
Uh, hey, 'cause
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- I'm proud of Lucas, too. I mean, we both are.
- Sure.
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- Of course, honey, you're...
- Dad, I-I'm begging you to stop.
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- Hey, I see that frown.
- Yeah.
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Turn it upside down.
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I'm just saying that, you know,
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God has blessed James
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- Hallelujah.
- This year with that
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new coding job, I just think
he should do the honors.
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- I agree.
- James.
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James.
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James.
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Now-now?
Yep, great.
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Grace.
Right, grace.
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- Okay.
- Everyone, stand. Thank you.
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Stop.
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Buddy. Okay.
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- Jesus. My boy,
- Jesus.
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My guy, um...
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thank you so much for this,
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you know, this feast of kings.
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- Mm, mm, mm.
- Mm!
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Y... 'Cause we're kings.
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- Yes.
- Each and every one of us.
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We're kings.
And, uh, Jesus,
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you know, your shit is...
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- shit.
- You know what? Amen.
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- Amen.
- Can I talk to you for a second?
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All right. Okay. This way.
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Amen.
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What are you doing?
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Praying.
Sorry for loving the Lord.
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- You're drunk.
- You're drunk.
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Oh, my God. Like,
I knew you drank, but today?
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Thanksgiving,
my favorite holiday,
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with all of
our relatives around?
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Relax.
I had, uh, dental surgery.
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I can see the flask
in your pocket.
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I apologize
for being a good time.
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Okay, you know what,
you go lie down
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and I'll tell them
you're sick, and then
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me and you are gonna talk
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- when you sober up.
- Oh, my...
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- no one can tell.
- I... Relax.
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Brother Dad.
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- Glad you guys like everything.
- Hey.
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Hey, every... Oh, sorry.
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So lovely, hon.
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Hello.
Hey, everybody, hello.
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Dig in. Let's start
with this leg.
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He's drunk.
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No... Wait.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no...
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That cannot be true.
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No one in this family drinks.
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Okay. I am...
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- intervening.
- Wait, what?
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It's like the-the show...
Intervention, you know?
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No, I don't.
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So, on that show,
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everyone tells
the person who's drinking
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how it's affected their life
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and then that person stops.
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Hey, James.
Uh,
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you drink all the time.
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Lucas, James cannot drink
and keep a job like this.
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- Mm.
- Yes...
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Lucas.
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I mean, look at James...
He's fine,
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- He's just a little tired, you know?
- Yeah.
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He's been working really hard
at his new job.
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Don't... don't listen to him.
He's...
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high.
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What? No, I'm not.
I don't smoke.
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- Are you sure?
- I-I'm not...
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- You smoke so much.
- Look at him!
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He can't even sit up straight.
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- Come on. - Hey, let's eat.
- Oh, I love it.
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Why don't we start
by just saying
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- what we're thankful for?
- Okay.
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I'm thankful that
James didn't die
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in that car accident
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- where he was drunk driving.
- I'll...
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- I'll be-I'll be right back.
- James, James, don't...
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- Sit down, James.
- You're not going anywhere.
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- I want you to talk to me.
- James, baby, sit back down.
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- Hey. Boys.
- George?
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- Boys! - Boys.
- George.
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- Dude. - Hey, stop!
- Wait...
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Get off!
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"Uptown Girl" by The Beths
playing...
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♪ I feel it happening... ♪
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Another one?
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Yesiree.
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Giving you happy hour prices on
that one 'cause of Thanksgiving.
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Oh, have I mentioned
that I love you, Ronnie?
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- You have, you have. So many times,
- Mm-hmm.
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All right?
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♪ I thought
we were friendly... ♪
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He has arrived.
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♪ You had always been someone ♪
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♪ I'd take a hit for ♪
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Who's this bozo?
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I've never seen him
in my life.
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Nurse.
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May I have some
medical assistance,
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- please.
- Yes?
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- I'll have a piña colada.
- Yeah,
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we're not a blender
type of establishment.
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Well, then I'll have
a piña colada neat, then.
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Okay.
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Hey. You want one?
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It's on your boy.
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A milkshake? No thanks.
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Okay. Barkeep, did you know that
this woman hates free things?
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Come on, it's not
technically free.
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I'd feel like
I owe you something,
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like, even a smile,
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and I don't
want to do that, so...
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no.
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Ah. Thank you very much.
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Oh! My God, that's good.
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You, sir... you got
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a great future ahead of you,
did you know that?
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Oh!
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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♪ I'm just a bachelor... ♪
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You got to respect
the commitment,
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but I don't want to watch this
anymore. Hey, bud.
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Smile, let me buy you a drink.
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♪ Who knows how to ride... ♪
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Let me guess.
Cosmo.
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Espresso martini, thank you.
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Ugh. Hey, Ronnie,
will you please get a drink
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for me and my friend...
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- Uh, James.
- ... James
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here a, uh...
What do you want?
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An espresso martini, please.
And thank you...
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Oh, Katrina.
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Oh, like the hurricane.
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Yeah. Well,
happy goddamn Thanksgiving,
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- James.
- Uh, y... yeah.
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- And to you, good sir.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ Waitin', come and... ♪
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- Listen.
- What?
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Just because
you bought me a drink
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doesn't mean that
you can take advantage of me.
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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"Connection" by Elastica
playing...
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Oh! Wait, wait, wait.
You're very drunk,
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so I just want to make sure
I have your consent.
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- Oh, no, you got it.
- Okay.
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Do I have yours?
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Oh, yeah.
I'm not even that drunk, so...
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, wait.
What if we did, like, a vow?
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- You mean like praying?
- No, not like a prayer.
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Repeat after me:
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I, Katerina,
do consent to one James
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in front of God
and everyone here
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forever and ever
in perpetuity.
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That sounds a lot like
a prayer, man.
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Here we go.
I, Katrina, vow to G...
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to God and the...
I say yes to the dress. Amen.
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Yes.
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Onward, Christian soldier.
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- That was fun.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was my
first time doing that, so...
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Yeah, yeah, same.
Obviously.
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Hey, listen,
I'm gonna go out first.
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You have to wait a second
so no one notices.
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Ronnie!
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This was on the floor
when I got in there.
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Can you believe that?
I mean,
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you got to tighten up
your shit, man.
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- That's embarrassing for you.
- Oh, yeah.
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No, I-I...
I'll get on those apps
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and, uh, code away, man.
I got you.
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- Hey.
- Mm.
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I thought you went home.
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I was looking all over for you.
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I'm sorry, Sam, you got to go.
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- Huh?
- You have to go.
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I have told you multiple times
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not to fornicate in my bathroom,
all right?
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It violates health code.
Mark
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just pissed in a corner.
You got to go.
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- No...
We were just vaping.
- I have
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no idea what
you're talking about.
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- God, get out.
- You know what?
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This is bullshit, Ronnie.
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I'm gonna find a new local,
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- All right?
- Okay.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Ron!
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Hey, you are
a little liar, Katrina.
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Oh, sorry, okay? I didn't want
to be traceable, you know?
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I didn't know if you were
a creep. Safety first.
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- I still might be a creep.
- Are you?
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- Nah.
- Whew.
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You know what,
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- this is better than a bar.
- Right? Right?
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We're outside, we got
fresh air, it's beautiful out.
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- I miss the bar.
- Ugh! Me too!
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- I miss it so much.
- God, what do people do on walks?
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I hate walking. It's like,
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why do you even have to work out
to stay in shape?
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Like, why can't I just be fit?
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- I just want to be in shape so bad.
- Yeah. Right. Totally agree.
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Uh, we have a lot in common.
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Yeah, we really do.
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Do you have to
be anywhere, like,
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for-for Thanksgiving
or anything like that?
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It's not even dark out.
I'm good.
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So, what brought you out
in the first place, anyway?
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I am celebrating the great day
I had with my family.
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- Mm.
- Doesn't everybody do that?
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I have no idea,
I haven't seen my family yet.
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I took the train from New York
and went straight to the bar
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and I pregamed.
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- Always a very good idea with my mother.
- Yeah.
250
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,205
Do you know what time it is?
251
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:04,560
- No. Oh.
- Aw. Mm-hmm.
252
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:07,998
- She is gonna be so pissed at me.
- Yeah, she is.
253
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,350
She can add it
to the list of things
254
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,349
she's already
mad at me for.
255
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,264
- Ooh!
- If you could make money
256
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,005
from pissing off your parents,
I would
257
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,486
- be very rich.
- Oh.
258
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,665
- You should look into the chosen family thing.
- Oh, yeah.
259
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,664
Yeah.
That's probably my next move.
260
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,405
Actually, I think
your next move should be
261
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:26,626
- going home, because I am a monster.
- Mm. No.
262
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,279
I got kicked out of my family
263
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,847
the day of Thanksgiving.
264
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,545
So, we can be monsters together.
265
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,723
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,858
- It's our turn. Yep.
- It's our turn, it's our turn.
267
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,814
Hi, good evening.
268
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,946
I would love
a cheeseburger with fries
269
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,601
and a Coke and a shake
and an ice cream sundae.
270
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,559
Thank you so much.
271
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,127
And I'll have
everything that she had,
272
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,999
but just with,
like, one more.
273
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,522
Respect.
274
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,219
- Right?
- I can't serve you
275
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,178
without a car.
276
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,397
You can't... You...
We-we can't walk up?
277
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,487
- Hence the name "drive-through."
- Never doing it.
278
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:07,014
Oh, I'm so sorry for the
confusion. We arein a car.
279
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,364
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we are. Um,
280
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,323
- turn on the radio, sweetheart.
- Oh, you've got it, honey bear.
281
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,499
- I'd love to turn on the radio.
- Boop, boop.
282
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,371
And the Lord said...
283
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,894
That Jesus,
284
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,115
he was, uh, his only son
285
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,291
of me and my wife and...
286
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,335
- Different channel.
- They just... Okay.
287
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,381
And this is, uh,
288
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,079
1450 Real Talk radio.
289
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,559
Ooh.
290
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,564
- Vroom, vroom, vroom.
- Vroom, vroom.
291
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,389
Did you get that order, ma'am?
292
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,697
I can literally
see you on the camera.
293
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655
- I need you to leave right now.
- What?
294
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,704
Don't make me call whoever
you call in this situation.
295
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,398
Okay, ok-okay... get me...
296
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,054
It's Thanksgiving,
you assholes!
297
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:54,061
Oh, you are a genius.
298
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,662
Was that the best meal
you've ever had?
299
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,399
- Oh, my God, it's a feast.
- Mmm.
300
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,184
- Mmm.
- Oh,
301
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,099
- should we say what we're thankful for?
- Uh,
302
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,885
okay. I'm thankful I don't
live in this shit town anymore.
303
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,974
Ouch.
I still live here.
304
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,325
Oh, yeah?
Fight me.
305
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,371
No, I got a new job.
It's in coding.
306
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,156
- Sure. Don't know what that means.
- Doesn't matter,
307
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158
because I got a big promotion.
308
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,421
- Wow. Congratulations.
- Ah.
309
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,641
And you even like it.
Hot twist.
310
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,513
- I like that I got it, I don't
know if I like doing it yet.
- Ugh.
311
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,126
- Now, that I can get behind. I hate work.
- Mm.
312
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,736
Okay, no, I don't hate it.
313
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,999
It's just, I got thrown
into the deep end.
314
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:06,350
It's kinda depressing,
obsessing over this thing,
315
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,396
you know, you go out,
you get it,
316
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,267
and it's too much.
317
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,053
I'm definitely
gonna screw it up.
318
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,968
No, you're not, come on.
319
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,712
It sounds like you just
have imposter syndrome.
320
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,885
Hey, I thought
I had that, but then
321
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,628
it turns out that
I was right about everything
322
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,369
I thought I couldn't do, which is everything.
323
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,846
- No way.
- Uh-huh. Seriously,
324
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,979
I get in trouble,
like, all the time.
325
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,808
I feel like a preschooler,
I get scolded a lot. Like,
326
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,462
they're always like,
"You're a mess"
327
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,116
or "you're rude
to your co-workers"
328
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,336
No, no, I don't buy it.
329
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,165
- You're not like that.
- Well... no, I know
330
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,039
it seems like I have
my shit together but, like,
331
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,995
I do do those things.
332
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,606
All the time, and I-I honestly,
like, don't even know why.
333
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,956
I think that, um,
I may be just an asshole,
334
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,828
you know, like, genetically.
335
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,316
That was romantic.
336
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,970
Yeah, well, I'm very romantic.
337
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,754
Ask anybody.
338
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,147
Oh.
339
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:08,369
- Yeah. Are we in Before Sunrise?
- Yeah.
340
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,330
You know what, we could, like,
not exchange info and then
341
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,461
just meet at Good Time Sally's
again next Thanksgiving.
342
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,679
- Yes.
- Yeah.
343
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,985
- I love that idea.
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,552
Maybe we do it every year.
345
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,122
Well, I don't know,
let's see how the rest
346
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,643
of the night goes first.
But, so far, A-plus date.
347
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,340
So this is a date now?
348
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,125
- Yeah.
- Okay.
349
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,170
- It's longer than most dates I've had.
- Okay.
350
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,740
- What are you doing?
- I got it, it's okay.
351
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,353
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
352
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,265
- Shh, shh. - Oh... Okay...
- Hey!
353
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,053
- What?
- Are you joking with me right now?
354
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,968
No, no, listen, listen, listen,
I'm only back because
355
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,010
- I forgot my bag.
- As God is my witness,
356
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,710
- she left her bag.
- But hear me out, okay?
357
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,884
'Cause we're already here,
so, like, maybe we just
358
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,798
- have one drink? Come on.
- No.
359
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,191
Oh...
360
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,019
Come here, man.
361
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,630
- Listen, help me out, please. I mean,
- Please.
362
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,197
This girl's amazing,
and she deserves
363
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,025
a really good Thanksgiving.
364
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,290
- One drink.
- Yes!
365
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,597
Stay out of the bathroom.
366
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,647
Yeah, you know, Thanksgiving
used to be fun at my house,
367
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,646
'cause we'd have, like,
a lot of family over
368
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,084
and my mom and I could sit
several seats apart, and it...
369
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,303
it was normal-ish, you know?
370
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,044
I used to call it
"fooling the public."
371
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,265
But now it's just us,
and last year was brutal.
372
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,267
- It was brutal.
- Okay.
373
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,659
But this Thanksgiving...
374
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,228
Like, the one I just had today...
375
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,319
- Was the worst.
- No, no, no.
376
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,840
Picture my mom... amom...
377
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,842
Sitting up all night,
378
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,714
waiting for me to come home.
379
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,672
That's awful.
That is pretty bad.
380
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,849
- Thank you.
I know, it's so bad.
- It is.
381
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,504
Okay, but my family
probably spent
382
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,332
the entire night
worrying about me.
383
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,509
Why?
You seem so great.
384
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,946
I... I don't know.
385
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,123
My job. My drinking.
Name it.
386
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,734
Yeah, but you've got a great
job, you don't drink that much.
387
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,391
You can't have a job like that
if you're a drunk.
388
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,346
Yeah.
389
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,479
- Uh, maybe.
- Take my word for it. I've got, like,
390
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,917
a big job, all things
considered, and I'm thriving.
391
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,007
Closing!
You don't have to go home...
392
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,574
- But we can't stay here.
- Oh. Wait.
393
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,705
No.
394
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,969
Oh, yes.
395
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,232
No, come on,
one more drink, Ronnie.
396
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,321
No. First of all,
it's Massachusetts state law,
397
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,105
and secondly,
you've had enough to drink.
398
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,541
Please.
399
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,630
I could drive a school bus.
400
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,595
And that, my friend,
401
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,206
is why I bought the mints
and the...
402
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,689
- the toothbrush. And the gum.
- Mm.
403
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:32,992
I think you might be, like,
404
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,950
my personal guru.
405
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,691
See, I'd join your cult.
406
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,085
- I would be such a good cult leader.
- Mm.
407
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,696
No, seriously, I think about it,
like, all the time.
408
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,568
'Cause those things
dissolve into murder
409
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,266
and money laundering,
410
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,311
but it doesn't have to.
411
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,834
Why can't we just
412
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,098
live off the land
and have all the sex?
413
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,795
And it'd be so fun.
414
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,753
All right, we can be
the one good-guy cult,
415
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,104
with all the good
of the cult but without, like,
416
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,540
the legal mess and whatnot.
417
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,324
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm 100% in and I think
418
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,674
we would make bank.
419
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,373
Okay, so what's next?
Maybe we go to Fenway.
420
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,418
- Break in there?
- Uh-uh. I'm getting tired.
421
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,858
- Or, like, a roller skate or something like...
- Okay, hang on a second.
422
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,162
I think you're trying to
trick me into exercise again.
423
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,903
Oh, ha. Gross.
424
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,383
I didn't even mean to.
425
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,777
Oh, God, it's so late.
426
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,780
Uh, actually,
I kinda think that, like...
427
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,173
I should go home.
428
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,132
Oh, no. No way.
Come o... We...
429
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,481
It's not even light out.
430
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,526
Right?
Like, we just got here.
431
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,398
- Come...
- Where?
432
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,529
Right here. Y...
433
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,878
Where we're, uh, standing.
434
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,055
Uh...
435
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,842
Uh, come on, come on, come on.
We've had such a great night.
436
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,232
Like, it can't end here.
437
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,060
I don't... I don't know.
438
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,018
Please, please.
I really...
439
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,802
I can't go home.
440
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,070
I know... what if we just
walked into the street,
441
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,897
waited for a car to come,
442
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,554
and then just got out of the way
right before it came?
443
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,206
- Yeah. Yeah. For real,
- Like in The Notebook.
444
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,513
- Can you imagine?
- Yeah. Yeah. Come on, it'll be fun.
445
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,863
No, dude, that's, like,
a really bad idea, okay?
446
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,868
- No, no. You're being
- Why don't we do something like
447
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,956
- a spoilsport.
- Jump off a bridge?
448
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,564
Dude, dude!
449
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,524
What are you doing?
450
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,961
- What is wrong with you?
- You don't want to try it?
451
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,168
No, I don't want to try it.
I don't have a death wish.
452
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,490
- I-It's not like that.
- That was insane.
453
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,402
Do you know how insane that is?
454
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,928
No, I don't...
455
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,408
I-I don't even know.
456
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,759
- Okay.
- Uh...
457
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,328
I'm sorry.
We were having such a nice time,
458
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,503
- Yeah, it's okay.
- That...
459
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,027
No, it really isn't.
460
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,161
No, it's not, actually.
461
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,685
That was messed-up, man.
You need help.
462
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,212
I don't know, you should,
like, talk to somebody...
463
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,080
A therapist or...
464
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,390
I don't know, people are always
saying that to me, but I'm fine.
465
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,738
My family doesn't really
believe in therapy.
466
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,004
They might if they
knew the alternative.
467
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,829
Sorry, I just feel like
468
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,439
you need something.
469
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,875
Yeah.
470
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,749
You should go.
471
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,794
Yeah.
I'm s-so sorry.
472
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,274
- No, please. Don't be.
- Yeah.
473
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,407
You know, I-I had
so much fun tonight,
474
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,887
except for this whole end bit,
which was terrible.
475
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,066
- Uh...
- Yeah.
476
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,166
I'll see you at the bar
in one year's time.
477
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,642
Yeah, I'll see you then.
478
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,877
Yo, bro.
479
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,705
Yo.
Thanks for coming out, man.
480
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,359
I don't know how to do this.
481
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,709
Hey, man,
baby steps and all that.
482
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,059
Besides, if we don't like it,
we just leave.
483
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,540
Y-Yeah.
484
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,542
But you can't leave
in the middle.
485
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,414
Yes, you can.
Do you see guards or anything?
486
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,112
Yeah. There are so many guards.
Like, look at her.
487
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,680
- Hi, good to see you.
- Here's my question. Like,
488
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,727
did you have to dress
like an alcoholic, though?
489
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,123
- I don't like this on you.
- It happens.
490
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,947
I love it.
You bought it for me.
491
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,604
I realize now it just
makes you look like
492
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,082
- a giant fourth-grader.
- Best year of my life.
493
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,000
- But, like, a fourth-grader who's good at math.
- Good. Hey, what's up?
494
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I'm sorry.
495
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,783
Hi. I'm Olivia.
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First time?
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00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,178
Yeah.
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00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,050
Welcome.
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00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,356
There's snacks.
500
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,492
There's snacks. Come on.
501
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,929
Gushers, Cheez-Its,
little, uh...
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- Peanut butter sandwich things.
- Oh, I do love those.
503
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:49,305
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