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Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
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This city is an assault
on my senses.
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- Who the hell is
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- Galvan/Powell Group?
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You have no idea
who you are dealing with.
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Constellation Ursa Major.
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That is where
we will find Goliath.
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People already think
Patience is a murder town.
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You want them to think
it's an alien town too?
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Jessup is trying to build
a five-star resort.
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Who says it's gotta be Jessup?
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That Grady property
up on the ridge
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is beggin' to be developed.
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I think you're pregnant.
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When you're ready,
it'll be there.
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- Dr. Smallwood--
- He's trying to fire you.
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And now we
officially have no doctor.
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Dr. Vanderspeigle
is our only real candidate.
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He has a birthday comin' up.
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The alien we went to see
was dead.
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Goliath held out
for as long as he could.
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- But he gave birth to an egg.
- No!
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And now it's in Harry's bag.
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Do you even know
when it will hatch?
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Surprise!
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♪
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So where is this alien ball,
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and how do I know that video
wasn't a fake?
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You're gonna
have to trust me.
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Last time I saw you,
I was going to have you killed.
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Seems like trusting you
is moving backwards.
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♪
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I want to see it.
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♪
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What do you want?
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I give you the ball,
I get my life back--
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honorable discharge,
full pension.
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Nobody trying to--
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♪
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♪
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Get out of my house!
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Happy Birthday,
Dr. Vanderspeigle.
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Glad to have you
back in Patience.
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Wow, Harry.
It's a surprise party.
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That's right.
Honoring the birthday
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of one of our town's
most esteemed residents,
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Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle.
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Here's to another trip
around the Sun, Dr. V.
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By the way, the break and enter
was Ben's idea.
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Ah, now, now.
No breaking, just entering.
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The door was unlocked.
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Yeah, after you climbed
through the window
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and unlocked it.
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Out of respect
for our wonderful friend--
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nay, our partner, really--
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who deserves to be celebrated
for, if nothing else,
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his kindness.
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You are all trespassing
and should be in prison.
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- He's jokin'.
- No he's not.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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I wasn't invited.
I'm just hungry.
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Here,
let me grab this for you.
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No!
I can put that away!
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Ah, no way.
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No worrying
about luggage for you.
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Whoa, close call there.
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All right, let's get
the festivities started.
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I do not like having people
at my house uninvited.
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Well, now you know how Earth
felt when you got here.
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Okay, I'll get rid of everyone.
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Just take that thing downstairs.
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Only half of it is "thing."
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The other half is alien.
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Sure.
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Oh, Dr. Vanderspeigle,
how was your trip?
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I heard you went to a medical
conference in New York.
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Yes, I went to an art party,
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and took illegal drugs.
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You know,
I went to an art party once.
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Well, it wasn't an art party.
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It was--I guess
you could call that art--
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Do you have a pet spider?
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Because it's in your hair.
- What?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh.
- No, no, no.
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No. No.
- Yes.
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Where is it?
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It is gone now.
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What?
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Mm-mm. Nope.
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♪
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So when you gonna ask Dr. V
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to be the town doctor, Ben?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Come on, man.
This is what this is all about.
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You're wooing him. Look.
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Word of advice: get him drunk
before you ask him.
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It'll help smooth the woo.
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I'm just showing appreciation.
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There's--there's no woo.
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Hey, Ben.
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Thanks
for pulling all this together.
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Um, Harry's not
really feeling very well,
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so maybe we could
do this another night.
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Ah, can't.
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It's a special night for Harry,
and if he's not feeling well,
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then by golly, we will
nurse him back to health
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together as a town.
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We're stayin'.
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Woo...
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♪
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- Ben, that's very--
- Excuse me.
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Kay.
An alien baby kills you,
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it's not my fault.
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♪
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I do not understand why
humans celebrate their births.
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Everyone who is alive
has been born.
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It is not special.
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A birthday party is
just a participation trophy.
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It's my grandmother's
secret deviled egg recipe.
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I snuck into her desk
and stole it when I was ten.
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She's hated me ever since.
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Mmm.
Well, these are insane.
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I mean, it's horrible to lose
your grandmother, but worth it.
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Last Christmas, she said
she hopes she dies soon
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so she can haunt me
and steal my soul.
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She holds a grudge.
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Mm, not for me.
I'm not a fan of yolk mixtures
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or having my soul taken
by an angry ghost.
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Just try one.
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I would, but I said no.
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♪ Know that I'll be coming
right back ♪
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♪ Tomorrow's dream
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Fine, yeah.
I'll, uh, have a bite.
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♪
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Oh, my God. Mmm.
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It's a delicate farm
in my mouth.
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Mmm.
- No.
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You doubted them.
- I didn't doubt it.
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You don't deserve
a second one.
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- No, I do.
- The second one
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is even better somehow.
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It's like I can taste
the farmer's wife
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calling her family
in for supper, like...
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Mmm.
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"Comin', Mama."
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Mmm.
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"I'm comin'."
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But I wanna taste
farm supper...
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- What did you do with it?
- It is in the bunker.
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It is safe.
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Glad the alien
in the cellar is safe.
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Harry,
what if it hatches down there?
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Mm, alien babies
have a big appetite
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for high-calorie junky food.
- Uh-huh.
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There's nothing more junky
than a human.
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We are in danger.
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We have to get
everyone out of here.
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- Make yourself look sick.
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Oh, that's good.
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Yes.
Good.
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I have not done anything yet.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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It's good, though.
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Oh, there he is!
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny
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All right.
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You think I am a good fellow?
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And jolly.
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And so sick... sick.
- Mm.
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Sick... of being alone, maybe.
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It's your birthday.
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It is your special day.
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All this is for you.
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Plus, cake.
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If, uh,
Jay ever shows up with it.
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Can it be pie?
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- No.
- Pie it is.
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I feel better!
You can stay.
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You sure, Doc?
You still look kind of pale.
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It is my Dutch skin.
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You hear that everyone?
Our good cheer has cured him.
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I'm gonna get that pie for you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Great.
I have enough eggs to last
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all night,
but we may need more ice,
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because if they don't stay
chilled, they go south fast.
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I got you, Deputy.
You got ice down
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in that meat freezer
of yours, right?
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Do not go down there.
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The floor's cracked,
and if you step on it,
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you'll break your mama's back. Here.
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- What'd he say about my mama?
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Today is all
about celebrating
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the birth
of a man I murdered
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and threw in the frozen lake.
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Ice seems appropriate.
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Sulfur.
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♪
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Hello?
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♪
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Oh...
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- Hmm.
- Wow, soda.
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You handling
heavy machinery later?
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Right, you were out of town.
We haven't talked.
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I stopped drinking.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Since when?
- 1:00.
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- Last night?
- This afternoon.
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You gotta start somewhere.
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You know,
been eating healthy...
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getting back in shape.
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Oh! I even started
going to the gym again.
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Wow, I love that.
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Feels pretty good.
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- Hey,
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still waiting on
a invite to come here tonight.
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Email not a thing anymore?
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Open wide.
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- Hey hun.
- Hey.
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You, uh, having fun?
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Yeah.
Um, are they gonna do
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anything about
that sulfur smell?
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I'm gonna barf.
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I don't smell anything.
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Hey, uh, remember
when you were pregnant,
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and you had that sense
of smell like a superhero?
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Hope you're not pregnant.
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Could you imagine?
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Yeah, right?
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Mmm, I'm gonna get
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some sweet gherkins.
You want anything?
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Oh, sure don't.
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Sure don't.
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This is a problem.
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Even at birth, my alien kind
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is very strong and agile.
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That thing
could be anywhere by now.
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If it were a fully human baby,
it would be much easier.
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Human infants are the only
mammal whose main attribute
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is helplessly flopping.
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Need some help
with that ice down there, Doc?
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No.
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I am good at ice-carrying.
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You sure?
I'll come down and help.
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No, no!
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I want to carry it myself.
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Ice feels good on my nipples.
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Thanks, Doc.
Damn, you smell like sulfur.
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What, you have
an outhouse party down there?
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No.
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It is not sulfur.
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What are you, crazy?
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It is the deputy's eggs.
They are stinky.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Yeah, those things
are delicious but deadly.
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You gotta stop at two,
or it's like eating a butt gun.
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I would not fire a gun
made out of butts.
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The mayonnaise is homemade,
and I mix the yolks by hand.
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- Mm.
- And I don't use
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00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,861
canola oil like most people.
264
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,167
The key is olive oil.
265
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,212
It really brings out
the eggy flavor.
266
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:51,389
Mm.
Yum.
267
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,434
Just... excuse me.
- Okay.
268
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,176
- Just one second.
- Okay.
269
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:59,267
♪
270
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,754
271
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,930
♪ And I'm sorry
for all I've taken ♪
272
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:13,063
♪ And I'm sorry
for all I've let loose ♪
273
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,196
♪
274
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,895
♪ I wanna be true
275
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:22,725
♪ I wanna be forgiven
276
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,292
♪
277
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:28,252
♪ For givin' up
278
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:31,952
♪ On everything I knew
279
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,041
♪
280
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,869
♪ I wanna be true
281
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,784
I'm serious.
If you're wearing nurse scrubs
282
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,611
and you're running,
stores will pretty much
283
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,963
let you take anything for free.
Uh-huh.
284
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,487
Yeah.
Of course.
285
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,707
No, sorry, anything.
286
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,666
Okay, so I marked
all the military installations
287
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,668
where they could be holding
the alien ball.
288
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,671
I circled the underground ones
nobody knows about.
289
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,456
Ben's throwing a surprise
birthday party for Dr. V.,
290
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,936
but he's just doing that
to trick him
291
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,764
into being town doctor again.
292
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,635
It's this big secret.
293
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,247
Yeah.
I told everyone.
294
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,031
Town doctor?
295
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,554
What happened to Dr. Ethan?
296
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,687
He left town the night
the Men in Black were here.
297
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,080
You mean the night
you told the Men in Black
298
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,342
Dr. Ethan was the alien?
299
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:15,560
Yeah, that night.
300
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,519
Guess Dr. Ethan
just didn't like it here.
301
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,524
- Is your brain in your butt?
- I hope not.
302
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,656
Don't you realize
what happened?
303
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,789
The Men in Black
took Dr. Ethan.
304
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,791
As soon as
they figure out he's human,
305
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,706
they'll know the alien
is still in Patience
306
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,360
and come back looking for him.
307
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,797
We have to go
to that party and warn Asta.
308
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,365
How?
We have a babysitter.
309
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,064
We'll get her to fall asleep.
310
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,631
I know what to do.
311
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,939
Same way my Aunt Azadeh
conks out when she visits.
312
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,377
- Sleeping pills?
- No...
313
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,380
calm-voiced nature videos.
314
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,949
What you gonna do
with all them pickles?
315
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,428
Uh, those are not pickles.
316
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,821
Those are sweet gherkins,
317
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,214
or, uh, cornichons.
318
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,694
Did you just correct me
on how to say a pickle?
319
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,959
No.
I'm just sayin'.
320
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,788
I'm gonna get some punch.
321
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,833
Hey, how's the punch?
- It fell.
322
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,793
What?
323
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,799
What?
324
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,064
Oh, no.
- Huh?
325
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,543
I didn't--
326
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,426
It's pretty, huh?
327
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,950
Yeah, it's amazing.
328
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,169
I used to spend
a lot of time here
329
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,344
when you were dating Harry.
330
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,737
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't call it dating.
331
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,565
It was really more
of a drive-by.
332
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,309
So any exciting news?
333
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,658
No,
I haven't taken the test yet.
334
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,968
If I take the test
and it's positive,
335
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,883
then I'm pregnant.
336
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,842
Yeah,
that's not how it works.
337
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,845
♪
338
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,848
You know, I was just talking
to Harry about New York.
339
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,893
All I could think about
was how exciting it would be
340
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,764
to live there, you know?
341
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,594
The art shows,
the theatre, all of it.
342
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,901
Why can't that be my life?
343
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,294
I don't know.
Why can't it?
344
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,252
Because I'm stuck here,
345
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,819
pushing out babies
like a stray dog.
346
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,995
Ugh...
the ones with all the nipples?
347
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,911
- So many nipples.
- Huge, huge nipples.
348
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,871
You adopt one, it turns over. Nipple.
349
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,878
♪
350
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,488
Come on.
351
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,142
Let's go pee on a stick.
352
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,447
Hold your breath.
353
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,753
Liv just brought out
a new tray of eggs.
354
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,975
Ugh.
355
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,629
The size
of the bull elk's antlers
356
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:55,329
depends on how much
sunlight the elk gets.
357
00:14:55,372 --> 00:15:01,204
Here, this elk basks in the
warm rays of the midday sun.
358
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:05,687
A full-sized male's antlers
can grow up to an inch per day
359
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,341
during the summer months.
360
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:10,344
They're typically fully grown
by mid-August.
361
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,433
If he is able to--
362
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,521
Hey!
363
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,652
Where are you going?
364
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,958
- Bike ride?
- Taking out the garbage!
365
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,917
Just come home
before your parents get back.
366
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,529
No drugs!
367
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,575
- She's a horrible babysitter.
- Yeah.
368
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:38,328
♪
369
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,503
Ooh...
370
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:48,164
♪
371
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,211
What the hell?
372
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,216
Hmm.
373
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,308
- Harry?
- No, just me.
374
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,223
Just me in here peein'.
- Sorry.
375
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,704
God, I can't hold the stick.
My hand's shaking too much.
376
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,923
Okay, give it to me.
377
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,880
I'll hold it.
I'll hold it.
378
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,012
- You sure?
- Yeah.
379
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,579
Okay, it's in position. Go.
380
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,886
And you just pissed
on my hand.
381
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:22,024
♪
382
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639
There you are.
What are you doing?
383
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,687
I am enjoying
my birthday candy.
384
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,256
Have you checked on the egg?
385
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,735
'Cause if there's any chance
that it will hatch,
386
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,563
we have to get everyone
out of this party right now.
387
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,131
The party cannot end.
There is pie coming.
388
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,090
Do not worry.
The baby will not hatch.
389
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:48,007
It is definitely
still inside of its shell.
390
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,923
Nowhere else!
391
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,577
Okay.
It's still a party, though,
392
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,057
so you can't just hide
in the bedroom,
393
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,712
or people will be suspicious.
- Mm.
394
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,930
Come talk to someone,
395
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,149
and don't be weird.
396
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,718
And here we go.
397
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:07,200
I will talk to Dan
because he has food.
398
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,290
And that is not weird.
399
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:13,684
Hi, Dan.
400
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:19,168
Here is some money for my meal,
401
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:23,868
and I'll also take
a side of fries at the table.
402
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:33,139
♪
403
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,101
Really sorry about that.
404
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,885
Oh, don't worry.
405
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,800
I've been peed on before.
406
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,106
I have too.
407
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,803
I kind of like it.
408
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,502
I was talking about a frog
I picked up when I was a kid.
409
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,633
Yeah, frogs.
410
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,591
Me too.
411
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,420
- Oh.
412
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,377
Time's up.
413
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,515
Shit.
414
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,567
Congratulations.
415
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,308
You gonna tell Ben
the good news?
416
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,005
Not until I'm convinced
it's good news.
417
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,662
Why?
If you get overwhelmed,
418
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,274
just think back on a time
when life was simple,
419
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,666
and you were just a woman
420
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,015
pissin' on another woman.
421
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,454
You got this, Hawthorne.
422
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,329
♪ Please darlin'
423
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:37,464
♪ Take mercy on my
broken heart, yeah ♪
424
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,119
♪ And take my soul if
you want what's left of it ♪
425
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,337
You're not gonna believe it.
426
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,514
Eugena Plunkett came in,
saying she saw a UFO
427
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,430
a couple
of months ago in Patience.
428
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,520
Can you imagine?
- That seems... crazy.
429
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,306
Remember that camping trip
when we were kids,
430
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,918
like when Ben saw something,
and he ran, and everyone
431
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,355
followed him,
and I stayed back by the fire?
432
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,704
Yeah, I think so.
433
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,838
But he didn't see anything,
right?
434
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,274
- No.
- No.
435
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,059
Yeah.
No.
436
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,191
But I did.
437
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:11,976
Really?
438
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,152
What?
439
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,677
A UFO.
440
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,289
A real-life UFO.
441
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,378
Don't you wanna believe...
442
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,293
that we're not alone,
443
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,992
like, that there's something
bigger than us out there?
444
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,865
Sure.
Um, but not in Patience.
445
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,693
I mean, we just barely
got a pizza place.
446
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,130
I am sure
there are not aliens here.
447
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,394
You're probably right.
448
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:42,224
It's just fun
to think about sometimes.
449
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,399
- Hello.
- Hello.
450
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:47,534
Jay's here. Okay.
451
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,839
Pretend like you're talking
to me, would you?
452
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,101
I am talking to you.
453
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,451
Right.
Oh God.
454
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:54,236
I'm so--I just get so nervous
when she's around.
455
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,585
I mean, I've been
giving her space, you know?
456
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,718
But I'm--it just
feels like it's been forever,
457
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,198
and her 18th birthday
is in two days.
458
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,242
Am I talking fast?
- Mm-hmm.
459
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,158
Talking fast.
She's driving now.
460
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,073
Yeah,
she's our best customer.
461
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,162
We've given her,
like, six tickets.
462
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,121
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
463
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,340
Mm-mm.
Breathe.
464
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,342
Okay.
465
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,561
- Yeah.
- She's coming.
466
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,302
- She's on her way.
- Don't pass out.
467
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,045
- Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
468
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,133
How are you?
469
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,483
I'm good.
470
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:28,314
Um, so my birthday's coming up,
which you know.
471
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,707
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was there.
472
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:36,147
Yeah, so... look, I was
wondering if you might want
473
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,106
to do something that day.
474
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,239
Just, um--
just you and me.
475
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,243
- Really?
- Yeah, you know...
476
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,549
just, like, lunch or something.
477
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,638
It's no big deal.
Just hang out.
478
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,987
Uh...
479
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,902
I would love that.
480
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,296
Okay.
Um, great.
481
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,037
Pick me up
at the diner at 1:00?
482
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,258
Maybe we can check out
that new Mexican place?
483
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,781
I can't wait.
484
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:04,393
Okay.
Um, I'm gonna go...
485
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,742
I'm gonna go eat
as much food as I can
486
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,875
before Mr. Hawthorne
kicks me out.
487
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,703
Sure.
Cool.
488
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:19,669
♪
489
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,590
♪
490
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,161
♪
491
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,338
- Hey, are you okay?
492
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,253
Yeah, I'm great.
493
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,778
I just need to pee.
494
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:42,779
♪
495
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:56,358
Let me in.
I know you're upset.
496
00:21:56,402 --> 00:22:03,409
♪
497
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,933
I'm fine.
Just... sneezed.
498
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,109
Um, have you seen Harry?
499
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,240
Don't be too self-conscious.
500
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,720
I had a bunch of them eggs too.
501
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,679
You get in line.
I'ma be a while.
502
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,464
Don't stand by the door
neither, a'ight?
503
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:16,726
You're the one that said
not to be self-conscious--
504
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,380
Get away from the damn door!
505
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,947
I still see your feet!
- All right.
506
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,040
Ow.
507
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:28,651
Looking for something?
508
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:30,740
I wanted to heat up pie.
509
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,700
The baby hatched,
and you knew it!
510
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:36,267
What?
This is news to me.
511
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,574
How did you
not tell me this sooner?
512
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,576
Stop it.
I saw it in the bathroom!
513
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,665
- And it has teeth!
514
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:45,059
What kind of baby has teeth?
515
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,626
Oh, an alien baby.
516
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:51,326
They're very good at ripping
things... or people.
517
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,807
Everyone!
We have to leave the house!
518
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:56,940
No.
No, no.
519
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,246
I saw it run outside.
520
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:02,468
Everyone, we need to stay
inside the house!
521
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:03,556
- Harry...
- We should keep
522
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,949
everyone together.
523
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:08,996
Outside is not safe.
524
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,396
Now, any cop that's ever
been a cop in D.C.
525
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,962
is there, right?
Which is just--
526
00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,661
that's just the way it is at
Kelly's when a cop retires.
527
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,053
So the next thing you know,
528
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,838
we hear all these people
screaming, right?
529
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:25,839
We don't know what's going on.
530
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,101
Did a fight break out,
you know?
531
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,146
Who knows?
And I look,
532
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:32,672
and parting the sea of bodies
is a goat.
533
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,717
- What?
- Jesse had snuck a goat
534
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,545
into the bar
and just let it loose.
535
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,550
See, now that was Jesse!
536
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:43,422
Good to see you laughin'.
537
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,380
Hey Dad, can I talk to you
for a second?
538
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,512
Okay.
539
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,253
Oh, and this other time...
540
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,907
The alien baby hatched.
541
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,082
It's loose!
542
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,388
Is that a bad thing?
543
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,042
It's not a good thing.
544
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,957
Keep everyone together, and
don't let anyone outside, okay?
545
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,350
Harry's really worried.
546
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:02,702
- He doesn't look worried.
- Huh?
547
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,444
I do not like this gift.
548
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,315
Didn't I, uh, give you that
last Christmas?
549
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,578
Well, maybe
if someone had invited me,
550
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:10,797
I'd have time to shop.
551
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,276
Plus, it smells like doo-doo,
baby.
552
00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,630
Harry, can I ask you
a quick question about the pie?
553
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,067
The mayor gives cheap gifts.
554
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,156
Oh, actually
he worked pretty hard on that.
555
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,464
Not cheap.
Uh, it happens to be beeswax,
556
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,988
nature's gold.
- Isn't gold nature's gold?
557
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,598
Not to Ben.
558
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:30,991
What if it's outside?
559
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,732
Then maybe we should stay here.
560
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,473
And if we're going
to stay here,
561
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,952
we should open presents.
562
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,737
- Asta! Asta!
- Yeah, do not go outside.
563
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,216
Asta!
564
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,827
We should stay inside
while we can't go outside.
565
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,306
- Come on!
- Come on!
566
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,006
Let's go to the other window.
- Yeah.
567
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:52,795
♪
568
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,190
Cool, a raccoon!
569
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,844
Aw, look at the cute little--
570
00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:02,849
What the?
571
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,813
Do you know what this means?
572
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,380
Raccoon bones
don't taste good?
573
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,078
Harry is breeding
alien babies.
574
00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:17,559
♪
575
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,343
How long do I have
to keep everybody here for?
576
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,215
I mean, is it safe outside?
577
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,218
Did the "humalien" thing
run away?
578
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,568
I do not know
what the alien will do.
579
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,396
It is a hybrid.
580
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,791
The alien part of it will want
to come back when it is hungry.
581
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,009
It will know
there is food here.
582
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,055
You mean us, right?
583
00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:37,274
No, of course not.
584
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:40,800
It will want to eat the
egg sack that it was born in.
585
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:42,410
Okay.
586
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,194
Then us.
587
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,240
- Jesus.
- I'll go downstairs
588
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:51,071
and look for it,
and maybe snack on the sack.
589
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,421
- Ew.
- I need something savory.
590
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:57,120
You know, about it maybe
eating us thing...
591
00:25:57,164 --> 00:26:00,080
you got bullets for those guns?
592
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,342
They're all loaded.
593
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,562
The real me was redneck-y.
594
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,352
Hey Dan. Uh...
595
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:13,702
I've been carrying around some
of Jesse's ashes with me
596
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:14,964
for a while now, right?
597
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,097
I'm thinkin' maybe it's time
to let him go.
598
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,272
You know, spread his ashes.
599
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,013
I love that idea.
600
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:22,798
I think you'll be happier not
carrying that weight around.
601
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,234
Yeah.
Well, we used to fish
602
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:25,932
together a lot.
So I thought about
603
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:27,847
doing it here, on the lake.
604
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,501
You know, maybe we have
a little memorial for him.
605
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,242
I'd love for you
to be a part of it.
606
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,897
I'd be honored. Anytime.
607
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,508
Great!
All right, let's go.
608
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:40,120
Uh, not now.
609
00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:41,817
Why not?
610
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,166
Too windy.
611
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,778
Not good ash-spreading weather.
612
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,128
Well, you the expert, right?
613
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,564
I'ma get me some food.
614
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,835
Hey!
Dr. V!
615
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,794
Just, uh, thought I'd say hi.
616
00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:04,144
Wow, great work space.
617
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:06,755
You, uh, you build birdhouses
down here?
618
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,801
You, uh, you're a tinkerer?
619
00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:09,802
You like to tinker?
620
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,455
Yes.
621
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,588
Sometimes it makes me shiver
622
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,156
because of the warm urine
leaving my body.
623
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,548
Oh no, that's, uh...
624
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,684
Anyway, hey, um,
625
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,295
wanted to talk to you
about something.
626
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:29,169
Unfortunately, Dr. Smallwood
has decided to retire,
627
00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,650
and we have found ourselves,
once again,
628
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,173
without a town doctor.
629
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,914
- And, yes, I can see
630
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,219
by the concern on your face
631
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:37,656
that you understand
what a difficult position
632
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:38,700
this puts me in.
633
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,223
But you know
what's even better?
634
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,748
- Is you... returning
635
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,575
as our town doctor.
What do you think?
636
00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,665
I will consider it!
637
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:50,190
Oh!
What the heck was that?
638
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,061
It was an Earth animal.
639
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,023
It's a sick raccoon.
- Mm-hmm.
640
00:27:57,066 --> 00:28:00,069
We should probably go away.
641
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,201
Don't get close to it.
642
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,203
Yep.
Say no more.
643
00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:04,595
That's my cue.
- Mm.
644
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:06,815
Uh, I'll go warn the others.
645
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:09,731
Uh... hmm?
646
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,559
Hello?
647
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,952
Oh, hi.
648
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,910
Really?
That's amazing.
649
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:17,043
♪
650
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:26,313
♪
651
00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:28,184
You know, if those
raccoons do have rabies,
652
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,577
we should find them
and take them somewhere.
653
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,448
Shit, I ain't messin'
with no damn rabies.
654
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,712
You know 100% of people
who have rabies go insane,
655
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,105
but only 20%
of insane people have rabies?
656
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,890
That's a Internet fact.
657
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,108
Mmm.
658
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,414
Oh.
659
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,416
This stuff's pretty good.
660
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,070
It's spicier than I remember.
661
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,551
It's tangy.
662
00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:48,596
You know?
663
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:51,599
- I'll have some of that.
- Yeah.
664
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,428
Well, looks like New York's
out of the picture.
665
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:56,604
What?
Why?
666
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:58,258
Ben just got a call
from some company
667
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,129
that wants to put
a resort here.
668
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,740
Says he's gonna be
mayor for decades.
669
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,133
Nobody's putting
a resort here.
670
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,308
What are you talking about?
671
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:06,701
I don't know.
He says he took pictures
672
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,442
of the Grady land
to sell them on the idea,
673
00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:09,965
and now they want to do it.
674
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,619
What?
He said he was using
675
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,490
those pictures
for the town website.
676
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,102
What?
677
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,320
Excuse me.
678
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,499
Hey, didn't realize
you were still here.
679
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,284
Yeah, just thought
I'd grab something to eat.
680
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:26,460
That was like an hour ago.
681
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,244
I guess I've been eating
for an hour.
682
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,247
- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.
683
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,379
Didn't realize I hired Jughead
684
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,250
to deliver the cake.
685
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,904
Hey,
what are you two talking about?
686
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:38,037
Oh, I was just catching up
with D'arcy
687
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,300
about the pictures
that you took for the resort.
688
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:41,780
You know, the ones
that you lied to me about,
689
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,607
that you said were
for the "town website."
690
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,132
Well, I plan on using those
pictures for the town website
691
00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,698
as well, so...
not a lie.
692
00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,439
Hey, uh,
should I order more food?
693
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,311
'Cause Jay is going through it
like a lawnmower.
694
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,139
Nope, you totally lied to me.
695
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:54,531
I mean, Jesus.
696
00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:56,533
We spent the whole day
rock climbing, ATVing,
697
00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:57,926
what, so you could
just bring in a resort
698
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,101
and destroy the town?
699
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:00,624
Uh, you went rock climbing?
700
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:02,713
A little bit--small rock.
701
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:05,412
So when I got home from my
mom's, and I said, you know,
702
00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,414
"What have you been doing?"
and you said, "Nothing,"
703
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:10,373
was "nothing" rock climbing
with D'arcy?
704
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,984
Uh... you know, I mean,
705
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,900
isn't "nothing" kind of like
a catchall expression?
706
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,336
I mean, it really could mean
lots of different things.
707
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,859
No.
It means nothing.
708
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,296
You know, what you and D'arcy
did, it wasn't nothing.
709
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,385
It was something,
and for some reason,
710
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,648
you just didn't tell me
about it.
711
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:25,998
I just didn't think
it was a big deal.
712
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,695
Oh shit.
Uh, look.
713
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,610
I hate to insert myself here,
714
00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,612
but it looks like Ben
could use a little help,
715
00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:33,527
so just know
D'arcy kissed Ben,
716
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:34,702
not the other way around.
717
00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:37,400
He's a completely
innocent bystander.
718
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,489
You kissed Ben?
719
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,238
What a fun development.
You two kissed...
720
00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,674
each other!
- I told you to tell her
721
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,067
about the kiss.
722
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,503
You know, this is on me.
723
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:56,332
I was drunk
and in a really horrible place.
724
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,681
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done it.
725
00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:59,248
It's not Ben's fault.
- Well put.
726
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,554
Well,
if it wasn't your fault,
727
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:01,860
then why wouldn't you
just tell me about it?
728
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,209
I mean, then again,
why would you?
729
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:04,993
'Cause I'm only just now
hearing about you putting
730
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,342
a stupid resort in town.
731
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,735
What resort?
732
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,128
You can't put a resort
in Patience.
733
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,347
See?
I didn't tell anybody.
734
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,915
Is this the resort you were
talking about that Ben wanted?
735
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,264
Yeah.
I think it's a bad idea.
736
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:16,831
so does my mom.
737
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,093
I might've told Mike,
thought he could keep a secret.
738
00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:19,660
You can't keep
secrets from somebody
739
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,096
who buys your bear claws
every morning.
740
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,272
It took two bear claws
to find out about the kiss.
741
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,187
Why is everyone
listening to this?
742
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:28,016
'Cause you're having a
public fight, and we have ears.
743
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,017
I'm not having a fight.
744
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,671
I am explaining to my wife
745
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:31,715
why I didn't tell her
746
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:32,673
about hanging out with D'arcy
747
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:33,717
a couple nights ago.
748
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:34,893
So you hung out at night too?
749
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:35,981
Okay, now it's a fight.
750
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,199
I'm not fighting.
751
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:38,984
I don't care
if he hangs out with D'arcy.
752
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,899
They're friends.
I--I--
753
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:41,812
I just don't know
why you wouldn't
754
00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:43,510
just tell me about this.
755
00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:47,601
After we left the Grady land,
D'Arcy came back to the house.
756
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:50,386
She found some weed that
she had hid in Max's closet,
757
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,605
and we smoked it.
758
00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:54,042
Wait, you hid pot
in my son's closet?
759
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,217
Yeah, but I hid it
back in high school
760
00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,436
when I was bangin'
your husband.
761
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,567
Ho, ho, ho...
762
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,569
Thought it was time
for a hard joke.
763
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:00,614
- No.
- No.
764
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,050
Look, this is ridiculous.
765
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,009
Nothing happened.
She fell asleep.
766
00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:06,402
I tucked her into Max's bed.
End of story.
767
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:07,882
Wait, you slept over?
768
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,928
Ho, ho, it appears the story
has a few more chapters.
769
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:10,885
Wait,
you smoked 15-year-old weed?
770
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,018
I did.
It was not good.
771
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,976
- Ben--
- Yes, D'arcy slept over
772
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,065
in Max's bed,
and I am telling you now
773
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:19,372
because I have nothing to hide.
774
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,069
So where were you when
I came home the next morning?
775
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,679
Ben told me to hide.
I snuck out the window.
776
00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:24,072
I made a gesture.
777
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,595
You took it to mean hide.
778
00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,075
I also stole
one of your kid's candy bars.
779
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,511
I'm sorry.
- I can't believe this.
780
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,426
You were hiding in my house?
781
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,862
We hung out after that.
782
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,648
You couldn't just tell me
all of this?
783
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,867
This whole thing was fake.
784
00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,695
I really thought
you were my friend.
785
00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:40,959
No, I am your friend.
786
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,699
She apologized
for kissing Ben.
787
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,745
I don't care about that,
okay?
788
00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:46,834
It's a stupid kiss.
Who cares?
789
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,097
D'arcy was drunk and sad.
Big surprise.
790
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,620
You know,
if you didn't freak out so hard
791
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,100
about your husband
hanging a sign on the wall,
792
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,232
maybe he'd tell you more shit.
793
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:54,102
Oh...
794
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:55,974
oh, okay that makes sense.
795
00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,801
You're
our new interior designer.
796
00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:00,239
Spend your time moving a coffee
table across the room with Ben,
797
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,980
because finding a single guy
798
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,546
who's real and available
is too scary.
799
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,939
Well, maybe you should
learn to talk to Ben
800
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,114
about your feelings
instead of stuffing them
801
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:07,637
inside a 90-mile
vertical treadmill run.
802
00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:08,987
So is this what you do?
803
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,292
You insert your drama
into other people's lives
804
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,250
'cause you can't deal
with your own?
805
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,425
No, I'm dealing with mine
806
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:13,382
just fine, all right?
807
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:15,254
I'm working out.
I'm in shape.
808
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,082
I look great.
I quit drinking for...
809
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,954
four hours--
- You lied to me.
810
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,390
You know what?
No.
811
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,305
I deserved it, because
I have been lying for years.
812
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,133
You wanna know the truth?
I hate it here.
813
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:27,483
I hate Patience.
I hate my life,
814
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,573
and I hate that I really
thought you were my friend,
815
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:31,835
and I'm glad
that I pissed on your hand
816
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,228
when I took
that pregnancy test!
817
00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:34,360
What?
818
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:36,623
I'm pregnant.
819
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,410
- Congratulations!
820
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:47,634
Well, well, well,
who's keeping secrets now?
821
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,853
Um, not really the road
822
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,159
you wanna be drivin' down
right now.
823
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,726
- Couldn't agree more.
- Okay.
824
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:54,119
Can you believe this shit?
825
00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:55,946
She actually thinks I'm afraid
826
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:58,514
of being with a single man
who's real.
827
00:33:58,558 --> 00:33:59,689
That's ridiculous.
828
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:00,908
Pretty much dead on.
829
00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:02,779
You are also really needy.
830
00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:03,954
- Perfect.
831
00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:05,043
Side with the man.
832
00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,653
These guys.
Am I right, Liv?
833
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,568
I'm not afraid of being
in a real relationship.
834
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:13,355
What?
Oh, coming.
835
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:16,010
Uh, oh, hey, hey.
Where are you goin'?
836
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,446
Shit, unless you got
another fight planned,
837
00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,057
I'm pretty sure that was
the highlight of the night.
838
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,321
No, no.
Um, you can't leave yet...
839
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:27,021
because we still have cake!
840
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,414
Whoo.
841
00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:36,639
I'm sorry.
842
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:42,123
I'm really sorry.
I...
843
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,560
I should've told you
about the D'arcy stuff.
844
00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:48,390
♪
845
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:51,915
I figure you're probably, at
this point, well aware,
846
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:52,960
but um,
847
00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:55,658
you're married to a dipshit.
848
00:34:55,702 --> 00:35:01,229
♪
849
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,144
I'm sorry.
850
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,581
I should've told you
about the--
851
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:06,887
you know...
852
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,758
♪
853
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,108
Why didn't you tell me?
854
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,936
I don't know.
I don't know--I...
855
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,156
Was...
856
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,813
scared, and
we don't really talk anymore.
857
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:24,774
Anytime anything remotely
uncomfortable comes up,
858
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:26,733
we just--we just have sex
859
00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,778
instead of talking
about what's really going on.
860
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,345
Okay, okay.
861
00:35:30,389 --> 00:35:32,608
Let's talk.
Right now.
862
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,917
We're gonna have a baby.
863
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Yeah.
864
00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:40,660
♪
865
00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,358
That's...
866
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,185
a lot.
867
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,622
♪
868
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:47,971
It's a lot, a lot.
869
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:53,020
♪
870
00:35:57,633 --> 00:36:03,900
♪ Happy birthday,
dear Harry ♪
871
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:10,298
♪ Happy birthday to you
872
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,826
You can go ahead
and blow out the candles.
873
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,480
No.
874
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,135
I do not like cake.
875
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,180
Well, if you don't
blow out the candles,
876
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,268
your wish won't come true.
877
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:26,184
- Mm.
- I'll help you out, Harry.
878
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,228
- Oh.
- Oh.
879
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,624
And someone's having sex
in the bathroom.
880
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,064
Now, do not be concerned.
881
00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:38,152
These old houses...
882
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,416
you can't beat them,
but join them!
883
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,635
Everybody just sit tight,
okay?
884
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,376
Nobody leave.
Dad, can you help me
885
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,551
go downstairs,
check the breaker?
886
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:46,987
You bet.
887
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:48,510
Raccoons probably chewed
through the wires.
888
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,946
Yeah, you know,
I got this call once.
889
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,992
It was a woodchuck
that got into a fuse box.
890
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:53,733
Fried the poor little guy
medium rare.
891
00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,300
Do you know
what the crazy part is?
892
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,301
You know what it smelled like?
893
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,607
Caesar salad.
- Hmm.
894
00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,174
- Mm-hmm.
- Delicious.
895
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,176
Do not worry
about the raccoon.
896
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,005
I'm going outside
to set a trap.
897
00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:07,181
Oh, I don't think
raccoons eat pies.
898
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,488
No.
Harrys do.
899
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,837
You can have garbage cake.
900
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,580
Who keeps loaded rifles
in their house?
901
00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,844
We're protecting ourselves
from an outer space egg baby.
902
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,499
That's the question
you're asking, Dad?
903
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:22,022
Hey, did you steal fruit?
904
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,851
Oh, yes, Mr. Biggins,
I stole all the apples.
905
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,069
I need to be punished.
- How about this?
906
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:27,810
- Jesus.
907
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:28,942
I swear, Mr. Biggins,
908
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:30,596
I didn't mean any disrespect.
909
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,511
- You in the right business.
910
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,470
Baby...
911
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:36,558
♪
912
00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:40,519
Little baby.
Agh!
913
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,216
Baby?
914
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,478
Come here.
915
00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:46,742
♪
916
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:56,926
♪
917
00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:59,364
- Whoa.
918
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,758
What are you doing here?
919
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,194
We came to warn you
about the Men in Black.
920
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,327
They took Dr. Ethan.
- What?
921
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,938
In the spring,
Max told them he was the alien.
922
00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:11,071
Hey, you don't speak for me.
923
00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:12,377
Yeah, what she said is right.
924
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:15,205
Anyway, once they realize
he's a human,
925
00:38:15,249 --> 00:38:16,729
they're gonna come back
for Harry.
926
00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,557
Plus, there's an alien baby
927
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,559
killing animals outside,
just FYI.
928
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:21,864
Yup.
I know about that.
929
00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:23,692
Um, thank you for telling me.
930
00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,172
Can you please sneak them home
931
00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,739
and make sure
they don't get eaten?
932
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:28,044
I'll take care of them.
933
00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,568
But it looks like
you're not gonna have
934
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,091
any lights for a while longer.
935
00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,919
Okay.
What are you guys
936
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,269
even doing here?
Don't you have a babysitter?
937
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,923
It's Ellen.
938
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:40,013
Say no more.
Okay, get home safe.
939
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,760
I think this is
a really weird party.
940
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,024
- Good cake, though.
- Yeah.
941
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:54,897
Am I a bad person if I like
seeing other couples fight?
942
00:38:56,203 --> 00:39:00,425
You're a horrible person.
943
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:09,390
♪
944
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:14,787
♪
945
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,397
Honey?
What's wrong?
946
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,791
Something happened to me.
947
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,836
There's alien activity here,
948
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,838
in Patience.
I know it.
949
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,753
What are you gonna do?
950
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:27,060
The only thing I can do.
951
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:28,931
I'm gonna call
the alien tracker
952
00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:30,411
and tell him
to come to Patience
953
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,326
and find himself an alien.
954
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,980
Sorry about that, guys!
955
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:35,982
Raccoon definitely
knocked out the power.
956
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,810
Um, until we figure this out,
957
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:39,246
I think we should
just stay put.
958
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,770
Better call D'arcy.
She just left.
959
00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,511
Ugh, damn it.
960
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:49,517
♪
961
00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:51,737
Hey!
962
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:52,999
- Hey.
- Oh.
963
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,435
- Nice rifle.
964
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,350
You headed out to scare up
some vittles?
965
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,525
Didn't you hear?
966
00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,658
There's a rabid raccoon
on the loose.
967
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:02,312
Good.
Maybe it'll bite me.
968
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,358
If I start foaming
at the mouth, don't shoot me.
969
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,490
Just...
970
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,143
let me suffer.
971
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,232
Don't listen
to anything she says.
972
00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,408
It's not true.
973
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:13,976
Yeah it is, though.
974
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,632
Do you know what
my very first thought was
975
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:20,461
when I met Elliot?
- Nice ass?
976
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,811
- Yes.
- Yeah.
977
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:24,334
Do you know what
my second thought was?
978
00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,383
"How long till I mess this up?"
979
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,864
♪
980
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,214
What the shit
is wrong with me?
981
00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:35,520
♪
982
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,522
Okay.
983
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,567
So un-mess it.
984
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,656
Call him.
- Yeah, right.
985
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,310
Call him now.
986
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:44,311
I have a gun.
987
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,269
♪
988
00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,054
I'm not calling him.
989
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:49,055
- Okay, I'll do it.
- No.
990
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,665
- Yeah.
- No, no, no, no.
991
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,927
- No, no, I'll just do it.
- You won't do that, 'cause no,
992
00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,059
I'll text him.
- I'll call--
993
00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,800
Okay, I'll text him!
I'll text him.
994
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:57,150
♪
995
00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:59,848
♪
996
00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:01,546
What do I even say?
997
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:04,897
Uh, how about "Hi?"
998
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,942
- That's kind of brilliant.
- Yeah.
999
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:11,033
Okay, it's sent.
1000
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,339
Ugh!
Now I just have to be
1001
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,819
nauseous for two weeks
waiting to see if he--
1002
00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:14,776
Oh, my God.
1003
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:18,040
Hey!
Hi.
1004
00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:19,172
You're a goddamn genius.
1005
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:21,740
Hi.
- Hi.
1006
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:22,741
It's simple.
It works.
1007
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:23,829
- Yes.
- Hi.
1008
00:41:23,872 --> 00:41:24,830
Okay, are you
gonna write back?
1009
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,745
No.
I mean, in a couple days.
1010
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,442
What am I, desperate?
1011
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,402
Baby, this is for you.
1012
00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:36,537
Mmm.
1013
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:37,669
Come and get it!
1014
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,285
Oh.
1015
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:48,114
♪
1016
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:54,163
♪
1017
00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:57,906
♪
1018
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:06,828
Hello, Harry.
1019
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,395
I'm Goliath.
1020
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,570
Goliath.
1021
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:14,488
Why are you inside
a hybrid alien baby?
1022
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,751
Clever, right?
1023
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:18,971
I needed to send you a message,
1024
00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:22,235
and this is a big one.
1025
00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:24,324
First, you need to know that
our people are not coming
1026
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,674
to kill everyone.
- Why are they not coming?
1027
00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,328
Because it's too dangerous.
1028
00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:29,938
There's an alien race
that's planning
1029
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:32,071
to take over the Earth.
They're here, Harry.
1030
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:33,725
What alien race?
1031
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,640
You must be careful.
They are--
1032
00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,338
Wha--
1033
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:39,644
Ah.
1034
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:45,606
♪
1035
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:46,651
No...
1036
00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:48,914
♪
1037
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,047
You should've just stayed
in Colorado and done your job.
1038
00:42:52,091 --> 00:42:53,701
You shot me.
1039
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:56,617
Yeah, like you shot
two of my guys in New York.
1040
00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:00,578
I should have never made you
kill Sam Hodges.
1041
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,362
I should have just
taken care of it myself.
1042
00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:10,675
♪
1043
00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:12,067
Asta.
1044
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:19,248
♪
1045
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:28,344
♪
1046
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,259
Holy shit.
1047
00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:33,698
Harry...
1048
00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:37,092
♪ A mile and a half
on a bus takes a long time ♪
1049
00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,659
♪ The odor
of old prison food ♪
1050
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,880
♪ Takes a long time
to pass you by ♪
1051
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:46,667
♪
1052
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:50,410
♪ Day upon day,
this wandering gets you down ♪
1053
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:53,369
♪ Nobody gives you
a chance or a dollar ♪
1054
00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:55,589
♪ In this old town
1055
00:43:55,633 --> 00:44:00,594
♪
1056
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,684
♪ Hovering silence
from you is a giveaway ♪
1057
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,686
♪ Squalor and smoke's
not your style ♪
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