All language subtitles for An.Astrological.Guide.for.Broken.Hearts.S02E02.ITALIAN.WEBRip.x264-ION10

A NETFLIX SERIES

It'd be nice to explain astrology to you

I talk about it too much
I get it if you wanna go away

You know, I'm a bit lonely

And I'm sorry if

I look crazy, but you know

That if it were up to me
I would never live

What the hell are you doing?

Oh God. Sorry.

I didn't hear you. Sorry.

I was tidying up some of your stuff.

At seven in the morning?

It's just that…

cleaning helps me think.

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Because you were drunk
or because of Cristina?

Because I was thinking about myself.

About how I always mess things up.

At least your priorities never change.

Better, yes?

-You?
-I…

I'll never be honest with anyone again.

I thought you were a professional liar.

I was.

Then the only time I've been
completely honest with Cristina,

she kicks me out of the house. Great.

You weren't honest, Carlo.
You cheated on her.

But I admitted it.

How many do that?

Okay, but did you do it for her
or to appease your guilty conscience?

I don't know, but I feel like shit.

Maybe you should work out why you cheated.

Whether there are issues
in your relationship.

I'm the issue.

Cristina is…

She's a wonderful person.
She's loving, sweet.

Maybe I'm just afraid
of turning into my dad.

A terrible father.

It isn't written in stone
that we'll turn into our parents.

You know why you say that?
Because yours are adorable.

Come on.

HI, SINCE WE SAID GOODBYE
I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

THINK IT'S SERIOUS? GIORGIO

We're never satisfied with what we have.

Right?

Oh well.

No. You know what?

You've cleaned everything here.
But the bathroom could do with a scrub.

Carlo, go.

Hey.

Hey.

Thanks.

For what?

For getting Carlo drunk.
I found him on my doorstep last night.

Why are you whispering?

Because right now
he's giving my bathroom a clean.

Did you get what happened?

He told Cristina about his fling,
and she kicked him out.

But he has to go by the end of today.

Ridiculous.

-You've run out of floor gel!
-Did you hear me?

-Yes.
-Is everything okay?

I've got a…

I'll call you back.

PREGNANT

SCORPIO

YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
OR ALIENS ABDUCTED YOU…

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH THE RANSOM IS.

This is the breakthrough we needed.

Thank you.

Sardi, you're brilliant.
You really pulled it off.

-Miss Bassi.
-Hello.

-We'll discuss it in the meeting.
-Sure.

Hi.

Wait. I wanted to talk to you.

We have the chance to organize--

I have to do something first.
Talk later, okay?

Cristina? Have you got a moment?

How are you?

Who wants to know? You or Carlo?

He was in a terrible state
last night, Cristina.

And you were his shoulder to cry on.

Because he's got nowhere else to go.

You know how it is with his parents.

Don't defend him.

I'm not defending him.

Did you know?

Me?

No.

You're not a very good liar.

Okay.

Let's say that I sensed
there was something going on.

But I was hoping
Carlo would find a way to sort it all out.

But instead…

Here.

I don't want to see him again.

Listen, Cristina.

Carlo isn't a bad guy.

No. He's a piece of shit.

He cheated on me. There are no excuses.

Yeah, but at least he told you.

At least he's been honest.

He didn't have the guts
to keep it to himself.

You're right.

But you're the strong one.

You are.

And you've got to find a way
to deal with the situation.

At least talk to each other.

You're late for the meeting with Bodrato.

Cristina.

See how strong you are?

Your whole world is falling apart,

but you're still on top of things.

The numbers are up. We've taken off.

If we compare these
with last year's ratings,

we have reason to be satisfied.

Come in, Miss Bassi. Have a seat.

That's almost everyone.

-Have a seat.
-Thanks.

Our ratings aren't
what they were six months ago.

Advertising revenue is up,
but we need to boost it even more.

There's growing interest in us…

IF NOT ALIENS, IT'S THE RUSSIAN MAFIA!
SHOULD I CALL FOR BACKUP?

…to close some prestigious deals.

Morning. Sorry. Family problems.

Hi.

-To sum up…
-How are you?

My planets are misaligned.

…our network executive
is incredibly happy.

But let me hand over to Sardi,

who has news about a very special guest.

Yes.

So, I'm happy to announce

that we've finally managed to arrange
a meeting with Prof. Klauzen.

-How?
-No!

I've chased him for months.
He doesn't reply to emails.

-It wasn't easy.
-Who is he?

-He's an astrology guru.
-Is he famous?

The world-famous astrologist
is granting us an exclusive interview.

Thank Barbara again on our behalf.

Yes, indeed.

Her help was crucial.

And when is Prof. Klauzen
coming to do the interview?

He isn't. We're meeting him in Paris.

-We're going to Paris?
-Paris.

-Sorry. When is this?
-Cristina will give you the dates.

Now, Marlin,

Tio.

This interview is crucial for the show.

-I'm counting on you two.
-Okay.

Sardi will be going with you to Paris
to coordinate things.

I believe he knows
the French capital quite well too.

Yes.

I trust I've made your day a happier one,

and I hope it continues that way.

Thanks.

-Cristina, we have…
-Okay.

Oh my God, Paris!

-Tio, listen.
-Yes?

Before we go, I need to know
everything about my birth chart.

I want to impress Krauzen.

-Klauzen.
-Klauzen.

-What do you want to know?
-You tell me.

It's all about the position
of the planets, see?

No.

But listen.

I have my birth chart.

Here it is.

Okay. Look here, for example.

On a professional level,

you tend to prefer working with Pisces

and Sagittarius.

Okay. But I'm not interested in work.

I work well with anyone.
I'm more interested in…

I'm more interested in love.

I mean, does it say anything here?

Who's my match?

Darling, it's a birth chart.

It's not a dating site, okay?

Gemini.

Go for a Gemini, and you'll be fine.

-Gemini?
-Yes.

-You're sure?
-Yeah.

I'm off.

You're a Gemini.

-Me? Yes.
-Yes.

I'm also off the market
because I'm already taken.

-Already taken.
-Sorry. Have you seen Alice?

The candidates are here for the audition.

No. I'll go look for her.

I'll go. I'll run.

Lisa, darling, listen. Forget about Alice.
I have a question for you.

Apart from Tio, do you know
if there are any other Geminis here?

I'll do some digging.

Gemini.

May I?

Why am I not going to Paris?

Seeing that the idea
of having Klauzen was mine.

That's what I wanted
to talk about this morning.

I thought that going to Paris together now

wouldn't be a good idea.

I agree.

And so you decided to go alone.

No.

I tried to wriggle out of it
so you could go.

But Bodrato wants me
to coordinate the interview.

Hasn't Barbara already done that?

See why it's not a good idea?

At least not yet.

You're absolutely right.

They're not bad,
but there's one really hot one.

So,

you decided to take part in the show.

No.

-No?
-It was…

It was just an excuse to see you again.

What matters is you're happy I'm here.

And you won't report me for stalking.

Actually,

I'm just stalling until the police arrive.

Well, I can always turn myself in.

-Good morning.
-Good morning. Coffee, please.

Thanks.

So,

what are we doing this weekend?

Just like that?

So the enemy is

that guy, all ties and credit cards?

He's not an enemy.

He's…

nobody.

Well, I'd say a nobody
who's made you pretty mad.

A guy who wants you one day,

then doesn't want you anymore.

Then he has a girlfriend,
but he can't leave her.

You'd be mad too, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Gosh, I'm sorry.

I know it's got nothing to do with you.

Maybe I should learn
to manage my anger better.

On the contrary,

I think you should learn to let it out.

You aim with this.

You fire the paintballs with this.
Careful, it's a semi-automatic.

Remove the cover before firing.
Replace it when you're not.

Support it like this. Mind the recoil.

You can aim at any part of the body.

If the ball doesn't burst,
the point doesn't count. All clear?

Have fun.

So, metaphorically speaking,
you can take your anger out on me today.

But first you have to catch me.

And I'm a very fast runner.

God, do I feel good!

Truth or dare?

Truth.

How many times did you aim at me
wishing you were firing at him?

Every time.

Now you know how it feels
to shoot at the enemy.

What star sign are you, Giorgio?

Scorpio.

Scorpios owe their huge reputation
as tenebrous lovers

to cheap romance novels.

Myths.

Scorpios are actually
the most contradictory sign of the zodiac.

At ease with the dark side of the Force,

they're also full of vitality and passion,

romantic, and amazing in bed.

They cultivate secret passions

that they're often too reserved to share.

But above all,

Scorpios swim against the tide.

Obstacles keep them intrigued.

When skies are blue…

they get bored.

It's not true I did it

I'm sorry, I was distracted

It's not my fault if I always stand you up

You got it, I'm stoned

And I don't want to think of you anymore

But remember, we had a deal

My word is worth as much as you

You're really good.

You reckon?

I never play in public.

You're a great DJ,

but I really think you should
let people hear your music.

Yeah, well, maybe one day.

I'm not ready yet.

I get it. I've been there.

And to be honest, if I didn't get drunk,

I'd probably still think the same way.

So

you're trying to tell me

alcohol is the answer
to increased self-confidence?

No!

Just for those who don't have your talent.

Sorry.

What's wrong?

Can I use your bathroom?

Yeah, sure.

On the right or left?

Right.

-I'm sorry. I…
-That's okay.

I thought you were a thief.

Giorgio's friend?

Not a friend, exactly.
More of an acquaintance.

Alice.

-Manuela.
-Nice to meet you.

Are you one of his… housemates?

Housemates?

No!

It's just Giorgio and me here.

He didn't tell you?

But do me a favor.

Tell my son

that he's got to study for tomorrow. Okay?

If he wastes time every evening
with music and friends,

he won't get his diploma.

Okay?

Thanks.

What are you studying?

-What do you mean?
-I just bumped into your mom.

Well…

She's usually at work at this time.

Not today.

No.

Now,

not that it's an issue,

but how old are you?

Old enough.

Okay, will you tell me,
or shall I ask your mom?

Nineteen.

Shit!

What does it matter?

We're good together, right?

Yes, and you're…

But

you need to think about
your studies and your music.

Why are you wasting your time
with a girl my age?

Because you're much more interesting.

Flatterer.

I'm going to go now.

I'll get my bag.

You…

go back to studying.

What a mess.

Why can't I do anything right?

I need some advice.

-Hey.
-Hey!

How are you?

-Busy day.
-Me too.

What's new? How was work?

Nothing special.

All good.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

-Is little Sandro okay?
-Yes. He's asleep.

I'll call you tomorrow maybe. Bye.

Paola?

Tio, I need to talk to you.
I'm on my way over.

Yes, but I haven't brought my toothbrush.

I'm Andrea Magni.
I need my own toothbrush.

Silly you.

Alice. Little Libra.

Hi, lovebirds!

Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Coming or going?
-Going.

I'm trying to persuade him to stay over.
Unsuccessfully.

Once we move in together,
we can sleep together every night.

I suggested to our dear Tiziano
that we move in together, but…

I'd appreciate your help, Alice.

I'll do my best.

Shame the stars
are very complex right now.

Very complex.

Yes, but I'm a simple person.

I don't hide my feelings.

Bye.

So you liked your toy boy, did you?

Take it as a compliment.
It's not easy to impress a teenager.

God, what a day.

And it's not over yet, darling.

No?

Tiziano?

I'd like to take this as well.

Yes, Grandma.

Let's do this.

I'll put it here.

And we'll pack it tomorrow. Okay?

Now, will you please go to bed?
A girl like you needs her beauty sleep.

But we have to dance the beguine
until dawn.

Do you remember
how we used to dance at Caffè Vittoria?

How could I forget?

You were the best.

Look, here's what we'll do.

Go and pick out a nice dress.

And then we'll carry on dancing.

I'll miss her.

But she'll be fine with her sister.

Let's get back to you.

This, my friend, is the bible.

MY STARS AND I

This is the one and only book you need
to truly understand your birth chart

and create your own horoscope every day.

So you can be the author
of your own zodiac destiny.

Davide?

Alice.

-What are you doing lurking in the dark?
-I was passing by, and…

I just wanted to clarify the Paris thing.

At night? You're not fooling anyone.

Can you stop for a second? Let's talk.

What for?

I don't want to waste time
with your excuses.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Good night.

God.

I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

Yes. No, I'm okay.

See? It's best
if we steer clear of each other.

A month of paintballing
wouldn't be enough to get over him.

Shit.

Carlo?

Carlo?

Come in.

Carlo?

Yes.

He's temporarily sleeping on my couch.

But I hope
he's gone back home with Cristina.

Nice place. Very… you.

Yeah.

It's mine.

Come here.

There you are.

My brother used to use
all our frozen food.

So many falls when we were kids.

How does it feel?

Good.

Where did you learn how to make a bandage?

From the movies.

In those movies,
does the guy lurk outside her place?

In those movies,
it's always clear why he does it.

You don't think it's clear?

You're anything but clear.

I told you. It's complicated.

-Alice?
-Shit.

Shit.

I was hoping you'd made up with Cristina.

Me too. She wanted to see me,
but just to give me my stuff.

I did some shopping. I got beer, crisps…

-No, Carlo. You can't stay here.
-I'll sort it out soon.

You don't get it. You can't stay now!

Or tomorrow or the day after.

So, I got lime crisps,
all the ingredients to make a spritz,

because you never have anything here.

Did you hear what I said?

Where do I go?

How do I know?
Go to your cousin's in Moncalieri.

-My cousin lives in Pinerolo.
-Then go to Pinerolo, Carlo.

-Go.
-Alice, please.

Please go.

-Alice, let's not ruin our friendship.
-It'll be ruined if you stay, Carlo. Go!

I'm going!

I'm going.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Subtitle translation by: Angelica Lacetera