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Send our young back to Earth
to be assimilated into her population.

Unknown to Earth's people?

Los Angeles control center to 427:

Look out!

What was that?
I don't know.

What is it?

I think these
children are dying.

It reads out as some
sort of poisoning.

The place these children dreamed about
as a home may wind up killing them.

They're looking
for us in flying machines.

So we have to get
out of the area.

Hey, there's somebody coming.

Earth vehicles.

Did any of you see any kind of
strange flying craft in the sky?

No.

Are you out of your mind?

You cannot hide behind
innocent young children.

Let's get them.

We can't afford to take
time with these two.

The great ship, Galactica:

Our home for these many years

we've endured the wilderness
of space:

And now we near
the end of our journey:

We have at last found Earth:

Adama,

I've considered the consequences
of endless pursuit

upon the children
of the Galactican fleet.

Every day they remain with us increases
the danger that they will die in space,

leaving no one
to carry on for us.

Dr. Zee,

it was you who discovered
the Cylon task force

waiting for us to find Earth
so they could destroy it.

And we have done the correct
thing leading them away.

Then how can we turn back?

We cannot.

The Galactica will have
to continue on as a decoy,

while we send our young back to Earth
to be assimilated into her population.

Unknown to Earth's people?

It cannot be accomplished
at once.

We first must let our advance
guard prepare the way.

Perhaps we could confer
with the leadership on Earth.

To negotiate with
one faction on Earth

is to arouse the mistrust
and paranoia of every other.

We could inadvertently
trigger the final war.

So, we have tools
we cannot use,

medicines we
cannot offer,

and knowledge
we cannot share.

All these things
we will give to them.

First, we must
prepare the way.

All right, now, before you can
go down to Earth,

there are a lot of things
you're gonna have to know.

Now, how many of you
know the meaning of "gravity"?

No cheating, Moonstone.

Those are to be used later,
when you're relocated on Earth.

I know the answer.

Gravity is an artificial
force created on the ship

that keeps us from floating through the air
and bumping our heads up on the ceiling.

That's very good.

Only on Earth,
gravity isn't artificial, it's natural.

Just like it was on our
parents' home planet?

Exactly.

Earth, like Caprica,
or any large mass,

exerts a powerful attraction, gravity,
on other smaller masses.

That's what keeps
us in place.

Right.

Otherwise, you'd just
fly off into the sky.

That sounds like fun.

Well, it might be fun
until you got up so high

that you ran out
of atmosphere.

Now, what am I
going to ask next?

What's atmosphere?
Right.

It's the air
we breathe.

All right.

Now, the reason I'm bringing this all
up is that our atmosphere and our gravity,

the ones that you're used to,
is not exactly the same on Earth.

You mean, we won't
be able to breathe?

Oh, yes,
you will.

But until you get used to the thinner air,
you may get tired sooner.

So in the beginning don't be surprised if
you can't play as hard as you're used to.

However,

because the force of gravity
on Earth is less than that on Galactica,

you'll be able to jump higher and
run faster than the children on earth.

I had them under control
until you walked in.

Study period is over.

At least for
the instructor.

What's the sudden hurry?

Something's happened.

We've come to
a complete stop.

Yes, what is it,
Colonel?

We allowed the freighter Delphi to slow
for repairs on her main engines, sir.

I'm aware of that.

Hasn't she regained
her place in the fleet?

Sir, they've come
to all stop.

Colonel, do you realize
the significance of that freighter?

Our schooling ship, sir.

All our children
are on board.

Send a fighter
escort at once.

If this old tub
sits still for long,

the shuttles won't
have the range

to return the children
home to the fleet.

Then we'll crash load the children
and abandon ship.

Attack claxon!
It must be a mistake.

The Cylons haven't
attacked in a generation.

That was no mistake.

Get the children
to shuttles.

The pilots want to abandon ship before
their shuttles are trapped inside.

Not until everyone
has a full load.

But half the compartments
are already sealed off.

We'll unseal them. Just load
these children and wait for more.

Yes, sir.

It's awful
down there.

Where are
the others?

You can't get to them.
That passageway is blocked.

We'll get to them.

No, the door, it won't open,
I've already tried.

Attack Leader to Galactica,
Delphi under attack:

Come on, all of you.
We're getting out of here.

Get them into that shuttle.
Major, what's the report?

Eight shuttles launched,
125 children accounted for.

We have 12 more.

That makes 137.
All accounted for.

Let's get them home.
Come on, let's go.

The Cylons are breaking off:
Do we go after them?

Negative:
Protect that freighter:

You've all drilled this
a hundred times, children.

Secure your braces.
We're going out fast.

Don't bother,
I could do it.

All right, Starla.

Hey, you guys fly it.
We can take care of our end.

Dillon, come on.

Feisty little bunch.

They've had to be
to survive.

Counting.

Going on auto.

Full power.

All engines full.

Three, two, one:

Launch.

Come on, come on:

Stabilizers.

On computron automatic.

She's not responding.

There's your answer.
She's lost hull integrity.

On outboard left.

We're losing fuel.

She's blown those tanks.

Transfer what you can
into the left bank.

Viper command to
Shuttle Alpha, do you read?

We read you, Boomer.

We've suffered some damage:
What is the disposition of the fleet?

The fleet's coordinates are radius vector
33 degrees left off the elliptical plane:

Elevation, 40 degrees north,
at 33000 Mega-K's from Alpha Centauri:

Computron coordinates makes the
fuel requirement to reach the fleet.

Recompute to see if we can
drift back on a slow curve,

using minimum power boosts
at intervals to make course changes.

No good.
We can't catch up.

Then we'll have to move
off course and hide.

They can send somebody back
after they lose the Cylons.

What if a Cylon Patrol
finds us first?

Colonel Boomer.

Acknowledge:

We can't make it
back to the fleet.

Captain, you have to try:
You have no other choices:

Yes, I do.

The choice these children
have been trained for.

We'll see you,
Colonel.

Children, we won't be
going back to the fleet.

You're about to be
the first children from the stars

to set foot
on the planet Earth.

This is 427, leaving Los
Angeles center: We are at 30,000 feet:

Los Angeles control center to 427:

You are now in range
of Omaha center on 550:

Good night to you all,
and have a nice flight:

This is 427.
Proceeding to 35,000.

And switching over to Omaha center.
Good night.

Look out!

Captain,
what was that?

I don't know.
Military plane of some kind.

Get Omaha on the horn.

I'm tired of these hot shots that
are jamming up the commercial lanes.

Sydell.

It's happened again,
Colonel.

Where?

East of Los Angeles.
Almost hit a jumbo jet.

The Commercial Pilots
Association wants our heads.

And, Jack, I swear,
it wasn't military:

We had nothing
in the area:

Have you got it
on radar?

I don't know. We had
some noise on the screens,

but until I can
check the tapes,

I can't be sure
about anything.

Well, check it
out fast, Harv.

This is what I've
been waiting for.

I've got a good enough budget to
find whatever it is, whoever they are:

Yes, Colonel?

Get my plane on the apron in 10 minutes.
Yes, sir:

Children, it's absolutely necessary that
you obey every order that we give you.

Now, remember your training.

I'm scared.

Come on, let's go.

I wish my mother and father
and baby brother could see this, too.

Do you think they can
see we're all right?

I'm sure they do, Starla.

I know that you've never experienced
the sensation of being on land

with open skies
and fresh air,

but it's absolutely essential, for our own
protection, that we stay together.

Now, will you stop that?

This isn't gonna
be easy, is it?

I'm telling you,
it came down in this area.

I could see it clear
as day from my car.

How can you tell? All these
fields look the same at night.

Now what?

We'll move them to another field
as far away as possible,

using their own vehicle.

Still, with their story, there's
gonna be an army out here.

It's almost daylight.

There's just enough fuel
left in the shuttle to re-launch it.

Launch it.
Launch it where?

Into space.

But it's our only ship.

Yes, I know.

But we have
no choice.

From now on, children,
we're on our own.

In the morning, Lieutenant Dillon
and I will leave to find some apparel

that will help you to blend
in with Earth's children.

What is it?
I don't know.

But they don't
have any license plates.

Troy?

I see them.

What do we do?

Just behave like
we belong here.

Aw, now, is that
any way to be?

The last thing we need
is more attention.

Whatever you do,
don't start flying.

Well, that only
leaves us one choice.

Right.

Let's get them.

All right.

Hold it just short
of flight speed.

It gets hard to handle
without taking off.

There, that off-ramp.

We lost them.

No way.

They made the mistake of picking
one of my favorite hiding places.

Hey, didn't we see feet and wheels
under this sign a minute ago?

You were mistaken.

Yeah, but you're
the one who...

No, you made a mistake.

And that's the way I'm going
to write it up. You understand?

Right, but...

Ah, no buts.
From now on, I'm in charge.

Department store.

This is where you'll find
clothing for the children.

I'm gonna go cross the street to that banking
institute and exchange cubits for currency.

Troy, they have no way
of knowing their value.

Earth's ancestors
were our ancestors.

They respected
the value of auric.

It's commonly referred
to here as gold.

I've seared off the markings
with my laser.

They can quickly
analyze the metal.

All right.

To save time, I'll go in and start
looking for clothes.

I'll have them ready
by the time you get back.

Good luck.
You, too.

What happened?

I don't know. I went in
and it threw me right back out.

Threw you out?

Troy, you don't suppose they've got
some kind of alien detector, do you?

No.

I'll go in and pick out
the clothes for the kids.

You go across
the street to the bank.

Right.

I'm getting it.
Now go to the bank.

Hey, watch where you're going.

Hey, get your
head out of the clouds, will you?

May I help you?

Yes.

I need clothing
for 12 young people.

Well, you don't look old enough
to have that many of your own.

You must be
a scoutmaster.

Scoutmaster?

Yes.

All the troops are coming in now
for their camping equipment.

Camping equipment?

I think it's so lucky
for all those young people

to go up into the mountains and the
woods and rough it with nature.

Soon enough they'll
be softies like us.

Although, you look to be
in pretty good shape.

You must just take those long
hikes right along with the boys.

Yes.

About these camping trips,

do you have all the necessary
equipment for roughing it?

Oh, yes. Come,
let me show you.

We're the biggest retail
supplier in this city.

Now, here's the little tent.

What council
are you from?

From the Council
of Twelve.

Must be from
out of this area.

Oh, yes, a long way out.

Do you need some
of those handbooks?

Twelve would be fine.

My, you are starting
from scratch.

Well, this is the standard
camping list.

Now, you just run down
and tell me everything you need.

Twelve of everything.

Twelve of everything.

Yes.

Okay.

This might take
a little while.

Hi, may I help you?

I'd like to exchange this auric,
uh, gold, for some local currency.

What are these?

Uh, coins,
ancient coins.

What happened
to them?

Intense fire.
Burned off all the markings.

But the auric, uh,
gold content is pure.

Aw, too bad
they got ruined.

Rare coins bring in even more
than the price of gold.

This way, I can only
give you the going rate.

That'll be fine.
I'm in kind of a hurry.

Hurry? I have
to have it analyzed.

Oh, well, I'm not in
that much of a hurry.

Just put it in
your analyzer.

What analyzer?

The one you must use
to analyze your, uh, gold.

We don't do it here.
We send it out.

Really?
Uh-huh.

Well, actually
I could do it for you.

What is that?
What are you doing?

Uh, you're right.

How could you
take my word?

Look, isn't there someone
in charge who knows gold?

I know gold. I still have
to have it assayed.

Let me just put it
in this envelope.

No, don't do that.

Look, I told you,
I'm in a hurry.

Why don't I just
take it back?

Where did you
get this?

My gold, please?

What did you do
with your hand?

Nothing.

Look out, Harry, he's got a gun!
No, I don't.

Don't shoot.

Here.

Everybody remain calm!

Don't anybody move! Give him
what he wants! He's got a gun!

Don't shoot me, please.

I am not going
to shoot anybody.

Look, just take
this back.

What's that?

Did you call
the police?

Give it up.
You look like a nice kid.

Don't die over
a few lousy bucks.

I'll get this back
to you in time.

Where do you live?

Are you crazy? You think I'm
gonna tell you where I live?

327 Harrat Street.

But I'm moving just as soon as
you finish robbing this bank.

Someone will help you
to your car.

Now, will this be check,
cash or charge?

Oh, uh...

Will that be enough?

My, yes.

What'd you do?
Rob a bank?

Where have you been?

Troy, we've got to get
out of here in a hurry.

Is this stuff all ours?

Yes.

Come here.

They're saying the suspect ran into
that department store over there.

You and your partner
cover the back door.

Let's get on it.

You did what?

It's called
robbing a bank.

I couldn't help it,
it just happened.

Dillon, you could have
gotten yourself killed.

It's not out of
the question now.

It's time to go.

Here's your change.

All right, this time they don't get away.
Let's get them.

Troy.

Ah, nuts.

Nuts? You're hungry
at a time like this?

That's an expression
I learned from the saleslady.

Forget about being subtle. We can't
afford to take time with these two.

All right,
let's move it over, guys:

No, thanks.

Now, you're gonna go up that ramp,
or I'm gonna use force:

Oh, up that ramp.
Why didn't you say so?

How come this never happens
to those two guys on TV?

Jamie, what are you
doing here?

I got the news over the wire. Have they
found anything? Who are these people?

Well, for one, the man over there
is Colonel Sydell.

Air Force Special
Detachment One.

What's Air Force Special
Detachment One?

It deals with
unexplained phenomena.

Speaking of which, I'll ask you again, Jamie.
Why are you here?

Is there something about
the sighting of that UFO

that has some personal
interest for you?

Well, unexplained phenomena
was always one of my big interests.

Practically a compulsion.

What have they
found out?

Nothing.

Whatever was here, if there
ever was anything here, is apparently gone.

Colonel, we've searched
everything within a 15-mile radius.

We don't come up with anything except
a bunch of Boy Scouts camped in the woods.

Did you say Boy Scouts?
Yes, sir.

The chopper spotted them,
next meadow over.

I'm going there.

Excuse me, Colonel,
I didn't mean to pry.

I will keep this
off the record if you like.

What could the possible
significance be of a bunch of Boy Scouts?

Mr. Brooks, so far, all I've had
to talk to is a couple of hunters,

who may have had
a few eggnogs too many.

Now, have you ever met anyone more curious
or observant than a Boy Scout on an encampment?

No, I never did.
Good luck, Colonel.

Sergeant?

Can you believe that?
Talk about clutching at straws.

I guess this was just
another wild goose chase.

You know, Jamie,
it's funny.

What is?

When that airline pilot
corroborated the two hunters' story,

I thought we were
really on to something.

But now,
I guess not.

I'll see you back at the station.

Yes, sir.

All right, fellows.

Why do we have to wear
these short pants? They look ridiculous.

Because that's what
Boy Scouts wear.

You think you have problems.
I'm not even a boy.

All right, you two,
now, out of the shelter.

According to the handbook,
it's called a tent.

All right, then,
out of the tent.

Come on, now.
Line up.

I need your attention.

They're looking
for us in flying machines.

So we have to get
out of the area.

Hey, there's somebody coming.

Lancer, will you
stop that?

Dillon,
go have a look.

He's right.
Three vehicles coming right at us.

Earth vehicles.

Hello, boys.
Who's in charge here?

Colonel Sydell,
Special Operations.

Do you mind if I speak to you and
your boys for a couple of minutes?

Oh, my Lord.

I knew it.

Well, certainly.
What can we do for you?

Well, when did you
arrive in this area?

We got here
late last night.

Oh, well, then you may
not be of too much help.

We had a sighting
in this vicinity

of what we sometimes call
an Unidentified Flying Object.

Did any of you see
anything like that?

A bright light
in the sky, anything.

No, no, I can say with a certainty
that we didn't see anything

resembling a bright
light in the sky.

Oh, too bad.

Boys!
Hey, boys, stop that.

Put that ashtray back.

Don't touch that.

Hey, don't touch that.
Get away from the tires.

Leave those tires alone.

Boys do love cars,
don't they?

Very fascinated,
to be sure.

Oh, you don't mind
if I talk to them?

Oh, no.

Go right ahead.

Dillon?

I'll handle it.

Troy, what is going on here?
Are you out of your mind?

Where did you get those
children in these outfits?

Jamie, this is not
the time to talk about it.

Troy, you don't know what kind
of mess you could be getting into.

You cannot hide behind
innocent young children.

Where's the real
scoutmaster?

You're looking at him.

You? How did you
pull that off?

What parents in their
right minds are gonna let

perfect strangers
run off with their small...

Troy,

you don't mean
to tell me that those...

That you brought...

Jamie, pull yourself together.

Smile. It would
not do to faint.

Boys, come on.
Leave that alone.

Okay, boys, now.

I'm sure that all of you
have heard of flying saucers.

I said,
I'm sure that...

Young man, would you mind not
doing that while I'm talking?

That's better.
Hey, that's a nice watch.

Is that some kind
of Scout watch?

Which brings me
to the business at hand.

Did any of you see any kind of strange
flying craft in the sky last night?

No.

Colonel, most of them were
pretty much asleep

in the back
of our vehicle last night.

I can assure you that they didn't
see anything until we lan...

Got here.

That's too bad.

Now, look, if you should encounter
anything during your stay,

let me give you a card.

The government, the Air Force,
is interested in everything,

even if you don't
think it's important.

You'd be doing a great
service to your country.

We want to do that.

Thank you.

Oh, incidentally, how did you get here?
I didn't see any car or bus or anything.

Uh, it's in town,
getting supplies.

Uh-huh.

Well, have a
nice encampment.

And, uh, I used to be
an Eagle myself, you know.

"Eagle, a large bird."

He used to be a bird?

It's scary.

It sure is.

That was wonderful.
I want to learn it.

Captain Troy, something's
wrong with Moonstone.

Moonstone, what's wrong?

My Lord,
what is it?

Pulse and respiration,
80 percent below normal.

Increased perspiration.

He must be
in shock.

How long has
Moonstone been like this?

Just a few minutes.

Hurry, Captain,
everybody's getting sick.

What is it?

I think these
children are dying.

Yes, may I...
Oh, dear, what happened?

We're not sure.
I think that he's...

In shock.

We need space
for these three children.

Of course. In there.

This child seems
the sickest.

Doctor,
if there's anything...

I'm just a nurse.

Look, the doctor's
out on call.

I'll get him here
as fast as I can.

I don't understand.
Can't she do anything?

She'd like to.

A nurse is only allowed
to assist a doctor.

She can't assume
the responsibility.

So we just wait around
and watch our children die?

We're not going to wait.

Breaker, breaker,
Dr. Spencer, are you out there?

Vital signs
are deteriorating.

You sure you know
what you're doing?

It's a bit large
for a cell biopsy, isn't it?

It's the best
I could find.

It reads out as some
sort of poisoning.

I can't identify
the toxic chemicals.

There's no
Galactican equivalent.

Severe cell dehydration.

We're gonna have
to introduce fluids.

Yeah, if they use a six-carbon-chain
supplement on Earth.

Jamie, are you familiar
with what you call "glucose"?

Yes, an I.V. Intravenous drip
with 5 percent glucose.

This is what you want.

Breaker, breaker,
Dr. Spencer, you out there?

Yeah, Val,
what is it?

I've been trying to reach you.
You got to get here as fast as you can.

Well, the doctor's
on his...

What's going on here?

What do you people
think you're doing?

What is this I.V. Doing
in this child's arm?

I've got to get that I.V.
Out of this child's arm.

Nurse.
Please, don't.

You don't understand.
It's against regulations.

If the doctor finds
out about this, I'll be suspended.

Now, what do we do?

After all this time,

why did they decide to attack
that lonely freighter?

I think I know the answer.

Adama,

since the time of our defeat,
the Cylons have not been idle.

Not only have they
developed new machines,

but they have evolved
beyond our greatest fears.

In what way?

Consider this.

In 30 Earth years,

it is possible to create
a totally new technology.

If they're so
almighty powerful,

why don't they
simply destroy us?

They wish to experiment
with their new machines.

Using us as living targets.

No word yet
from our shuttle.

Our only hope is that Captain Troy has
been able to lead them safely to Earth.

What happens to those children
may be the best indication of all

whether or not
we can survive.

What's going on here, Val?
Who are these people?

You know they're
not allowed to...

Oh, thank God
you're here.

Lord, what's the matter
with this boy?

He's in serious condition.

Who hooked up this I. V?

- Val?
- I hooked it up.

You obviously know
your medicine.

And you probably
saved the boy's life.

He's stable, but I don't like
the look of his vital signs.

We'll run a fast
set of tests.

Doctor, these children are suffering
from extreme doses of toxic poisoning.

Is that what you told them, Val?

A simple cell biopsy
will confirm it.

Cell biopsy?

Doctor.

It's all right. They know what
they're talking about.

We need immediate tests for stomach
content and a full blood series.

And a neuro-transmitter
anogram.

All right, I'll make
the necessary arrangements.

Wait a minute. What was that
last thing you requested?

Uh, do the best
you can.

They're into all
kinds of research.

They're from that new Astro-medics
place outside of Cleveland.

Oh.

Do you want to give
me a hand, Val?

Val, are you all right?
Look at me.

Your pupils are dilated
and your skin is flushed.

My skin is blue
and my dress is pink.

If you aren't getting these colors bright
and true on your television set...

Take it easy, Val.

Considering the pressure
you were under,

you came through
like a trooper.

I did, Dr. Spencer?

I'll get the lab ready
and standing by.

What do you think?

I think we better
get back to the others.

They're probably
frightened to death by now.

Earth.

The place these children dreamed about
as a home may wind up killing them.

What do you suppose
is causing this?

The only logical explanation is that your
immunities are different than ours.

What may be totally harmless to Earthlings
could destroy the Galactican race.

Even a cold could be deadly
to you and the children.

We'll know better when the
analysis comes back.

In the meantime,
we have to talk to the other children.

Find out what these three
did that they didn't.

I'm sorry the children couldn't have
a better welcome here on Earth.

Whose fault
could it be?

At least we can thank you for
being here when we needed you.

We couldn't find a better
place to settle the children.

This is where we came.

And this is where they stopped
and satisfied their thirst.

Troy?

Unbelievable.

What is it?

Murder.

Can I help you boys?

We were just admiring
this choice land.

Does all the water in this area
have the same content?

Are you kidding?

I bet you boys never fished
in a lake like this before.

Yeah, you want to drop in a line or two,
you got my permission.

Permission?

Yeah, you're on private land.
This whole thing belongs to the plant.

That thing on your wrist
you were aiming at the water.

What is it? Some kind
of a Boy Scout fish-meter?

No, it tests for purity.

Oh.

You wouldn't happen to be one of
them environmentalists, would you?

Sounds like you have something
against environmentalists.

Always stirring things up that's
none of their business.

Anyway, you want to fish,
you go ahead.

You've got the permission
of Stanford Chemical Plant.

Anything else, you're
gonna have to move along.

Tell me, uh,

just where is this
plant located?

Well...

What do you
want to know for?

I believe it's a good idea to teach the
children to return kindness for kindness.

Who would be responsible for the
benefits this lake could bring us?

Well, I'm the one who
says it's okay to fish.

Mr. Stockton's plant manager if you want to
drop him a letter when you get back home.

Excellent. Children.

And don't forget
to mention me.

Oh, we won't.

Gentlemen, I certainly sympathize
with the illness in your troop.

But it can't possibly have
anything to do with our plant.

You are pouring waste
products into that lake.

We'll show you the chemical analysis,
if that will help.

How could you
possibly know this?

Didn't you tell me you
just arrived yesterday?

And these children
just took sick?

From drinking the water.
We ran tests.

Where? How?

Who validated these tests?
What laboratory?

We did the analysis ourselves.

With your Boy Scout
field kits?

Forgive me, but I can't help feeling
insulted by this accusation.

You know, we take
great precautions

when it comes to the environment
of our neighbors.

We test this water
all the time.

After all, we live in this
community, too, you know.

We know.

And that's why
you should be alarmed.

Alarmed?

Yes, sir.

For yourself,

for your family,

for all the people
in this town.

You're all dying.

Dying?

Do I look like I'm dying?

I know you guys mean well,
but I feel great.

The kind of damage we're talking about
takes years before it shows up.

You feel fine today,

but it's tomorrow that
you have to worry about.

All right, gentlemen,
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to look into it.
How's that?

That would be
very reassuring.

When?
When what?

When are you going
to look into it?

Right away.

We got all kinds of
chemists around here.

This is a chemical plant. We're in the
chemical business. It's what we do.

Good.

When can we expect
to hear from you?

Soon.

That, I can promise you,
gentlemen.

Very soon.

We appreciate
your time.

Look, John, I've got an
Air Force colonel and a newspaper lady

running around all over
town asking questions.

Now, don't hassle me
about a bunch of Boy Scouts.

Holy cow! Hey, Sheriff, you won't
believe what I just got on...

Yes, yes, yes,
I'm on top of it, John.

They're from out of state,
but we can handle it.

See that you do.

I'll remind you of what happened
to this town the last time

we had to shut down over
some wild-eyed nature group:

We were all out
of work for six months.

Now, don't get all
worked up, John.

I mean, they're just
a bunch of Boy Scouts.

Now, what kind of trouble
can they cause?

But you listen to me.

Now, you just remember that this time
you keep your own men out of trouble.

Sheriff, my men have families.
They're still paying off the loan

they had to take out at the bank
the last time we shut down.

All right, all right.
Just lighten up, will you?

I'll get back to you.

Now, what is it?
It's that Boy Scout troop.

Now what have they done?

Nothing, they don't exist.

The doc asked me to check on this
when he couldn't get in touch

with the parents of those
sick kids at his clinic.

Now, just a minute here.

They either exist
or they don't exist.

And if they aren't Boy Scouts,
then what are they?

I want every single one
of those Boy Scouts picked up.

And that includes
those phony scoutmasters.

Sheriff, what is it?
What's going on?

Well, well, well.

It gets to be a pretty sad state of
affairs when these nature groups

start using little children to
perpetrate lies and propaganda.

Propaganda? Those children are
definitely sick. Have you seen them?

Well, if you believe that, then you're
almost as big a fool as I was.

Unless you're part of this.

Part of what?

Well, you see, I get just
a little bit suspicious

when a big-time television
reporter like you

conveniently shows up
just in time for a hot story.

Sheriff, I resent
that accusation.

Resent it all
you want, lady,

but didn't one of the biggest
newspaper men in this country

start the Spanish-American War
just to make headlines?

Don't you leave town, now.

Because before
this is all over,

I'm gonna check out every
single one of you people,

right down
to your fillings.

Come on, Collins. Boys.

Let's round them up.

What's all the
excitement about?

You and the little
super Scouts.

Super Scouts?

Troy, I just came
from the sheriff's.

They know
you're imposters.

Uh-oh.

Yes, uh-oh.

Now, what are you gonna do? The sheriff's
on his way to arrest you and the children.

Well, I guess we better
get there ahead of him.

How are you...
Never mind, I know how.

What are you gonna do with
the kids when you get there?

They can't all escape
on these things.

That's a good question.

That's a very good question.

Hey, lady.
Do you mind getting out of the...