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[exciting music]
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AWIN: Wait, they're on our side.
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Enjoy!!!
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AWIN: Bang!
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JAMES: Hey, that's too soon.
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AWIN: Opps, too soon?
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JAMES: Watch us!
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[Intro]
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[PREVIOUSLY]
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I have a lot of clients coming to Bagasbas.
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Remember my commission.
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Of course.
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How was your ride?
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I was having fun...
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Until I met the grouchy guy by the beach... near the boulevard.
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We bumped into each other...
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What? Did you hit someone?
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Good morning, Ma'am Kelly.
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Hey Bogs. Why are you late?
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You?
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Him! That's the guy I gave some money to.
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Why? Did I ask for your money?
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Excuse me, Shorty!
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What!!!
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Madame, I know how to cook Sinigang.
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It's better that I go along with babe.
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I mean, Bogs.
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Madame, let me cook the sauteed vegetables.
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I mean, Sinigang.
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For him...
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...I mean, for you!
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Lord...
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[Bogs muttering in the background]
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What did I do to deserve this?
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Argggghhhh....
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What???
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Sir...
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Busy as always...
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Sir...
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Sir...
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What the fuck?
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Hey? What is that?
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...Bags?
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You startled me...
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I've been standing here for a bit,
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...you were so focused on your phone.
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How can I not when the neighbors are so loud.
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They've been at it since earlier.
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That's really how it is here.
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You should just be immune to it.
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And, why call me Bags?
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My name is Bogs.
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No dude,
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Bags!
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Short for BAGSAK (Filipino word for FALL)
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Hey, I just slipped...
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Dude, you were so funny. If you only saw yourself.
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Had you seen yourself, you might have even laughed.
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Can we not talk about it?
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You know what?
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If you were not there, you might have hit your head...
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You should be grateful...
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Here,
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What is that?
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A snack...
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How sweet of you?
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Oh no, that's from Ma'am Kelly.
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She mentioned that you liked bread with Star Margarine and sugar.
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So, I made you a sandwich.
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Do you have a problem with your eyesight?
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Bro...
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I think you need to see an opthalmologist.
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..mo?...mol!
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Momol?
[Street slang meaning to make out]
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Huh?
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What are you talking about?
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I said, opthalmologist.
An eye doctor!
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Why?
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Because obviously, I'm not a child anymore.
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Okay?
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I'm a grown-up now, making grown up decisions.
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So, I am not a kid.
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Well, I think you didn't really grow that much, sir.
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What did you just say?
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Hey, hey... I'm kidding. Can't you take a joke?
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So, you know how to make jokes?
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Can you just eat the sandwich? Ma'am Kelly might get mad at me.
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Why would she? You don't have to force me to eat.
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I'm not hungry yet.
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But, sir...
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One more thing, I haven't really had one of these in a while.
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Maybe later.
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Sir, the priest said that we should not waste food.
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Good ahead and eat.
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Dude, that will not go to waste.
You should eat that.
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Please, have it.
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Okay?
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[Christian snickers]
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I saw you looking. I know you want to...
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...I insist, please eat the sandwich.
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You know what, sir? This is my favorite.
Top the margarine to steaming hot rice.
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And use my hands to eat it.
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For some reason, it tastes so much better.
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I haven't tried that, but, okay.
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There they go again, their noise disturbs me.
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I can't even focus on my game.
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(Christian whispering) When will they stop...
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[Bogs choking on the bread]
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Bags, is there anything you want to say?
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You're from Manila, right?
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Well, technically... yes.
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But, we used to visit more often. So the place is familiar to me.
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Why?
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What is life like in Manila? Do you go to school? What are you studying? Are you rich?
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Dude, wait...wait...
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One by one.. I did not catch any of that. Go...
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Sorry...
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It's just that it has always been my dream to go to Manila.
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Why is that?
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Don't you go to school?
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No, I had to stop to find work.
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Life is not that easy here.
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I did not even finish my senior year.
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Okay...
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I see...
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Anyway, I'm currently on my class break.
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That should answer one of your questions.
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And, not everyone in Manila is rich.
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Including me. I am not rich.
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Sir, just one look at you and anyone can figure out that you're rich.
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Shhh, you're rambling.
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And don't call me, Sir.
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Call me Christian.
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As if were not friends.
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Bogs (throughs): We were fighting just a few days ago... and now, we're friends? I'm confused.
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Christian (thoughts): This guy is not as bad as I thought he would be.
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Better have a friend than none at all.
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It has become a habit, and Ma'am Kelly might get mad at me.
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No, no, I insist.
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Call me Christian, that's what friends do.
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Right?
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What about Bags?
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Christian (thoughts): If you were just looking at where you were stepping...
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...so obviously, you fell.
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It's lucky I caught you when you were falling.
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Bags, short for Bagsak (Filipino term that means "to fall")
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Wait, I also have a question for you.
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Ahhhh,
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How can everyone live such simple lives here?
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What's that?
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Finish this and I'll show you something.
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This better be worth it.
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Just eat it.
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Okay, okay!
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That's your favorite, right?
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Hey, yeah... I do miss this!
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And you were saying you did not want any...
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Thirty?
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I'm done... so, what was it you wanted to show me?
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Together?
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Together, where?
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Did you not say you wanted to see how we live our simple lives?
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I'm going to show you, it's not that simple.
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Are you even serious?
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Do you trust me?
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Finish what's in your mouth and let's go.
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[Opening credits]
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[background music starts]
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Bags!
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I didn't realize you had these places here.
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I thought you'd like it here.
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Huh?
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I said, I told you that you'd love it here.
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Yeah, I love this. Just did not expect you had something like this.
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You thought places like these only existed in Manila?
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Yeah, this is cool.
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I'm starting to like this place already.
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This deserves a cheers.
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Cheers!
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The alcohol is kind of strong here as well.
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Did I not say that?
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You think you'll want to come back here?
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That is not even a valid question.
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Try to hit the 2, adjust your angle.
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How do I do that?
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There, that's perfect.
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Hit it.
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Wait, how do I do this again?
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Let me guide you.
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So, how?
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There, just a simple stroke of your hand. Gentle.
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Like this?
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Yeah, gently...
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Yeah....
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Bags!
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Bags, watch this.
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Just like this...
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I told you I'm good at this.
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Have you ever wondered why it's the white that you should not allow to get in?
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Why?
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To be safe...
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But...
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if you want...
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I definitely can!
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(Christian laughs)
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[music escalates]
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[ambient sound]
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No, let's go down!
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C'mon Bags, I don't like it here!
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Come, I will hold your hand.
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No, I don't want to...alright here!
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You talk to much...
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If I fall from here...
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One step at a time... just hold on to me.
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Slowly, come nearer... just a few more steps.
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Now, open your eyes.
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Don't be a baby.
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Woah...
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Bags, it's breathtaking.
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Did I not tell you that you'll love it here?
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♫ Seems I have fallen for you ♫
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I told you not to look below.
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This is so far up, I can't keep doing this. Yes, you can.
♫ Now, here I am asking the gods above ♫
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Just look into my eyes.
♫ Staring at the stars ♫
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♫ Asking, how could this be ♫
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♫ The only thing I'm sure of ♫
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♫ Is that I've fallen for you ♫
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Look up, the lights are beautiful.
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They twinkle just like stars. If you can ask for one wish? What would it be?
♫ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♫
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That's highly improbable.
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Why would you say that?
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You know why? My Dad used to have a partner...
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He is also a man.
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I call him, Dada.
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A man?
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Yes, unfortunately. They separated.
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So, if I have one wish. That is to have them back together.
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♫ Now I'm sure ♫
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♫ I really feel this way ♫
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♫ Should I deny, that I already feel this way ♫
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♫ Are you blind? ♫
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♫ Am I not obvious? ♫
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♫ I may be looking at the stars ♫
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♫ But, my heart is already screaming ♫
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♫ Now, here I am asking the gods above ♫
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♫ Staring at the stars ♫
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♫ Asking, how could this be ♫
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♫ The only thing I'm sure of ♫
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♫ Is that I've fallen for you ♫
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What about you?
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If there was something you'd wish from the stars...
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What would it be?
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My wish is...not to be alone anymore.
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Don't be hard on yourself,
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you're no longer alone.
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I'm here...
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I'll always be here.
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And you, too.
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You'll never be alone again...
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I'm here...
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We're both here for each other.
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♫ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♫
270
00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:31,052
♫ I realized what I feel is love ♫
271
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:42,532
♫ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♫
272
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:48,510
♫ Give this lonely heart a chance ♫
273
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:55,463
♫ Up above the world so high ♫
274
00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:04,126
♫ Let your beating heart reply ♫
275
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:11,817
♫ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♫
276
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:18,748
♫ I realized what I feel is love ♫
277
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:30,948
♫ I realized I want to say I love you ♫
278
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,529
[loud music plays]
279
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,741
You know what,
280
00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,851
you really are so serious.
281
00:19:48,851 --> 00:19:51,074
And you are so carefree.
282
00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:54,054
That's why you were sent here.
283
00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,946
Shhhh, let's not even go there.
284
00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,233
Okay? Let's not ruin the mood.
285
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,295
What matters most is...
286
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,169
I don't regret coming here.
287
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,902
You know why?
288
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:08,916
Why?
289
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,867
Because, I finally met you.
290
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:22,477
In Manila, I have no friend like you.
291
00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:25,699
There, just like that...
292
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:28,844
There!
293
00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:30,610
Weirdo!
294
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:31,959
So, you're calling me a weirdo?
295
00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:37,042
What the f@#$ dude!
296
00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:39,248
This is my favorite shirt!
297
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,281
Dada gave me this!
298
00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:45,337
You know why?...
299
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:54,807
You don't know how to have fun!
300
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,466
Fun?
301
00:21:13,016 --> 00:21:14,383
Twink!
302
00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:15,243
What?
303
00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:17,539
[Christian laughs]
304
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,620
Twink? What's that?
305
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,149
You don't know what a twink is?
306
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,792
What?
307
00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,607
You are a twink.
308
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:29,134
Twinkle, twinkle, little star... just like that?
309
00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:32,347
Bags, you are so clueless.
310
00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:33,747
Wait, let me ask you a question.
311
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:42,281
Have you ever watched porn?
312
00:21:46,286 --> 00:21:49,468
(Christian scoffs and laughs)
313
00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:52,534
What do you like? Latinas?
314
00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,680
MILF? BBC?
315
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,751
Or what's trending...
316
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,121
...fake taxi?
317
00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:03,135
But I have a feeling you're more into..
318
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:09,325
...hot guys f$%#!
319
00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:10,218
Pervert!
320
00:22:10,218 --> 00:22:12,218
(Christian laughs)
321
00:22:15,223 --> 00:22:19,292
Seriously, don't tell me you don't watch porn.
322
00:22:19,292 --> 00:22:24,497
How can I? We don't have WiFi and I don't have load credits.
323
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,096
There's WiFi at home,
324
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,302
you should have asked for the password.
325
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,510
Wait, give me your phone.
326
00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:35,228
Nevermind, it's embarrassing.
327
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,578
Hand it over...
328
00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:37,886
Here... let me get it.
329
00:22:40,049 --> 00:22:45,976
I'll take note of the password so you can connect.
330
00:22:48,025 --> 00:22:50,025
You have a good phone.
331
00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:54,567
You should try to connect when we get back, I'll even send you links.
332
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,474
There you go again,
333
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,126
You know what?
334
00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:24,661
I think, you kind of like me.
335
00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:27,149
Huh?
336
00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:35,806
You keep staring at me.
337
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,660
Bags, don't joke like that.
338
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,370
[Christian laughs]
339
00:23:45,219 --> 00:23:47,219
Why are you so tensed?
340
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:48,606
Loosen up.
341
00:23:48,606 --> 00:23:51,214
We're having fun here, right? C'mon, cheers!
342
00:23:56,318 --> 00:24:06,256
[Why Love Why OST, "Be my Boyfriend" Instrumental plays in the background]
343
00:24:29,513 --> 00:24:31,513
Bogs: With God as the witness...
344
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,186
Witnessed by the sun and the moon...
345
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,554
...witnessed by the waters and ridges...
346
00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:38,451
...we are wed...
347
00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:40,917
[Christian snickers]
348
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:58,988
Bags, let me just lean here awhile.
349
00:25:16,065 --> 00:25:18,065
[Title Card]
350
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,439
[STAR MARGARINE]
351
00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:33,070
Pepay,
352
00:25:34,377 --> 00:25:36,377
Pepay!
353
00:25:36,652 --> 00:25:38,652
Pepay, massage my....
354
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,464
Where are you going? It's late.
355
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:45,430
Madame, it's my rest day tomorrow. I thought I'd go home.
356
00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:48,950
Tomorrow is your rest day so you can't leave just yet.
357
00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:50,934
Massage my head first.
358
00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:53,534
Madame, I wanted to catch a movie tonight.
359
00:25:53,534 --> 00:25:57,447
Movie? This late?
360
00:25:57,447 --> 00:25:59,991
It's a premiere!
361
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:02,452
Don't make up excuses, you can't get inside a premiere.
362
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:04,961
Actually, I wanted to go to a friend's...
363
00:26:04,961 --> 00:26:05,751
What?
364
00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:09,192
...a friend's wake.
365
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,700
Just send you condolences.
366
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:13,265
Well, I was looking forward to the karaoke.
367
00:26:13,265 --> 00:26:15,183
A wake with a videoke?
368
00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:17,828
Yes madame, they even have a live band.
369
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:20,195
Wow.
370
00:26:20,195 --> 00:26:21,815
When is the finals?
371
00:26:21,815 --> 00:26:23,857
The last night will be tomorrow.
372
00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:26,446
See? Tomorrow night, then you visit tomorrow.
373
00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:30,329
Pepay, have mercy on me. I am so tired today.
374
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,257
Okay madame.
375
00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:37,396
Thank you so much, Pepay.
376
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,831
I really am so tired.
377
00:26:39,379 --> 00:26:43,786
It's so tiring to attend to Benjo's properties.
378
00:26:52,168 --> 00:26:55,730
Don't put shampoo on me, you're supposed to give me a massage.
379
00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:57,105
Or you can give me hot oil treatment.
380
00:26:59,688 --> 00:27:01,688
This is too late Pepay.
381
00:27:11,489 --> 00:27:13,489
[Kelly snoring]
382
00:27:14,212 --> 00:27:19,083
Three of the cows decided to have a rest day today, we had to till the field...
383
00:27:20,346 --> 00:27:22,346
Benjo has too much land.
384
00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:37,005
There were so many people, Pepay. I cannot even count how many.
385
00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:38,972
The supermarket was full.
386
00:27:45,057 --> 00:27:47,057
[Kelly snoring]
387
00:27:47,481 --> 00:27:51,001
There were so many things Christian wanted from the grocery.
388
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,900
He was craving for ox tripe stew.
389
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:58,029
It's too late, where will I find fresh beef?
390
00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:14,045
[Kelly snoring]
391
00:28:14,045 --> 00:28:16,556
I really hope she is asleep already.
392
00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:18,648
I can finally leave.
393
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:31,216
Finally! She's asleep!
394
00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:33,796
Movie house here I come.
395
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:36,932
I'm gonna watch my favorite, Spiderman: Work from Home!
396
00:28:42,815 --> 00:28:44,815
Opppps, quiet Pepay. Madame Kelly might hear you!
397
00:28:47,276 --> 00:28:49,276
[Pepay talking to herself]
398
00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:12,001
You're full of talk,
399
00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:14,981
you wanted to drink and look at yourself.
400
00:29:22,751 --> 00:29:24,751
I am so pissed off!
401
00:29:24,751 --> 00:29:28,245
It's 3AM and my ride is not yet here!
402
00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:38,705
You are such a lightweight and now here you are, so heavy and I have to carry you home.
403
00:29:44,001 --> 00:29:46,001
I have been waiting for hours!
404
00:30:00,575 --> 00:30:02,575
Huh?
405
00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:07,021
What? Bogs and Sir Charles?
406
00:30:07,678 --> 00:30:12,085
Wait, why are they together?
407
00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:14,503
Was that really them?
408
00:30:14,503 --> 00:30:16,862
Wait...
409
00:30:33,442 --> 00:30:35,442
You know what?
410
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:38,098
The way you drink seems like there is no tomorrow.
411
00:30:38,098 --> 00:30:40,182
I'll let you sit.
412
00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:41,845
Slowly...
413
00:30:45,494 --> 00:30:47,494
What is happening?
414
00:30:47,494 --> 00:30:51,287
I was not mistaken, it really is Bogs and Sir Charles.
415
00:30:51,287 --> 00:30:53,188
Sit properly...
416
00:30:59,778 --> 00:31:01,778
You know...
417
00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:03,450
You really are so stubborn.
418
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:09,465
[electricity sparks]
419
00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:12,432
[chimes]
420
00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,853
[Kelly coughs]
421
00:31:33,117 --> 00:31:35,966
Why are the windows open?
422
00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:41,025
Bags.....Bags.....
423
00:31:48,843 --> 00:31:50,843
It's a blackout.
424
00:31:54,217 --> 00:31:56,217
Where is the flashlight?
425
00:31:56,512 --> 00:31:58,656
We are in front of your house.
426
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,700
Wake up...
427
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,329
Your Tita Kelly might see us like this.
428
00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:06,489
Baby Jesus,... baby Jesus...
429
00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:20,968
Why are they together?
430
00:32:20,968 --> 00:32:23,493
Why???
431
00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:32,001
I'm thirsty... I need water!
432
00:32:36,339 --> 00:32:38,339
I need water...
433
00:32:45,766 --> 00:32:50,384
Oh, that damn Pepay. Why would she put the flashlight inside the refrigerator?
434
00:33:01,782 --> 00:33:03,782
Kiss me first...
435
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480
Just one kiss...
436
00:33:07,232 --> 00:33:09,232
I'm all alone...
437
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,155
Where is everyone?
438
00:33:13,447 --> 00:33:15,447
Pepay!!!
439
00:33:15,447 --> 00:33:16,494
Just one kiss...
440
00:33:16,752 --> 00:33:18,752
Christian?!
441
00:33:18,752 --> 00:33:20,872
Christian!!!
442
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,310
Kiss?!
443
00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,902
Kiss...
444
00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:29,796
Kiss me...
445
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:32,194
Just one kiss, please...
446
00:33:32,194 --> 00:33:33,721
Baby, just one kiss.
447
00:33:39,582 --> 00:33:41,582
Wow...
448
00:33:46,155 --> 00:33:48,155
No wonder there's a blackout.
449
00:33:50,286 --> 00:33:52,286
What's taking you so long...
450
00:34:00,534 --> 00:34:02,534
I thought so...
451
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,320
Bags...
452
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,072
Bags...
453
00:34:23,072 --> 00:34:25,738
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
454
00:34:25,738 --> 00:34:27,475
Bags...
455
00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:37,668
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