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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:29,875 In 1124, Godefroy de Montmirail and his valet Jacquouille 2 00:00:30,042 --> 00:00:33,875 swallowed a magic potion, transporting them to the 20th century. 3 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,625 The Visitors 4 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:46,125 There, they drank a new potion to go home, but another error occurred, 5 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,833 landing them in 1793, in the French Revolution. 6 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,042 Arrested by Antoine Jacquouillete, evil Public Accuser, 7 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,750 cruel revolutionary and Jacquouille's descendent, 8 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,333 our heros await judgement in jail. 9 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,375 The Visitors II The Corridors of Time 10 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:18,417 MONTMIRAIL CASTLE 1124 11 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:24,083 Jacquouille, you dillydallyasse! 12 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:28,750 Here I cometh, Sire! Here I cometh! 13 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,375 Jacquouille! 14 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:43,542 Hurry up! 15 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,792 Come, Aymeric. Get astride! 16 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:29,917 I runneth as fast as I can! Wait for me! 17 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,958 Dismount or die. 18 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,000 Scoundrel, make way or you'll be hanged. 19 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:53,708 I've been summoned by my master, Louis VI the Fat! 20 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:01,000 Toil, never recoil! 21 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:07,500 Here I cometh, Sire. I protect your rear. 22 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:20,167 Where's my axe? Where is it? 23 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:23,500 This axe just won't budge! 24 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,292 Take this, swine! 25 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,417 - Idiot! - Sorry, I fucked uppeth! 26 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,125 Watch out, Lord Aymeric! 27 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,042 What? 28 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,708 I dreamt Godefroy the Hardy came back. 29 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:43,917 We got attacked, a nightmare. 30 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:47,458 The nightmare is that his potion made him vanish. 31 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:49,500 What do we tell the King? 32 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:59,375 Aymeric de Tourbes, where is your lord? 33 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,708 We're at war and all of my barons are present. 34 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:05,625 Raul, Duke of Aquitaine, Baudoin the Sloth. 35 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,333 Only Montmirail is missing. 36 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:10,167 - And I am very vexed. - He is sick. 37 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,500 He'll come later. 38 00:04:11,708 --> 00:04:13,833 - Lies! - Speak softly. 39 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,875 Don't disturb the eternal sleep of Pepin 40 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:20,458 and his beloved, Big-footed Bertha. 41 00:04:20,792 --> 00:04:24,625 - Speak, Raul. - Odd rumors abound in Montmirail's county. 42 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,625 Godefroy missed Christmas. 43 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:31,417 People claim he vanished after practicing witchcraft. 44 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,083 He's a heretic! 45 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,625 - Let God judge this calumny! - Enough. 46 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,292 I won't lose my knights in futile combat. 47 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:41,875 Tell Godefroy 48 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,958 to meet me before the next moon. 49 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:46,292 If he doesn't obey, 50 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,792 his county, titles and belongings 51 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:50,833 will be split among my vassals. 52 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,708 And his castle will be razed. 53 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:00,167 Open, Eusaebius. 54 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,042 Wizard of woe! 55 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:04,167 Come, Aymeric. 56 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,000 Eusaebius? 57 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:21,625 Damnation! The wizard's dead! They're forever lost. 58 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,083 I've been waiting, knights. 59 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,667 I'm the child of Eusaebius, dead before you. 60 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:29,125 Where are Godefroy and Jacquouille? 61 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:34,958 I'll roast your guts if you don't bring them back now! 62 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:41,333 Your lord is trapped in the future, in the year of the Lord 1793. 63 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:45,167 He and his valet were both arrest'd, 64 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:49,458 arriving from the 20th century, pockets bulging with futuristic baubles. 65 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,292 They await their sentence: that is, their death. 66 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,458 Robespierre has seized control. 67 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,958 They call him the Incorruptible. 68 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:05,625 He runs everything with his Committee of Public Safety. 69 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:08,500 I am Terror incarnate! 70 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,917 Quiet! Let Saint-Just speak. 71 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,875 We don't judge! We kill! 72 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:30,542 Even if by miracle the Hardy escapes the revolutionaries, 73 00:06:30,667 --> 00:06:33,833 his hardships are hardly over. 74 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,833 Holy crapper, it stinketh here! I fear they'll harm us. 75 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,167 His body and that of his valet Jacquouille 76 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:44,458 age ten years a week 77 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:47,708 for they are stuck in the Corridors of Time. 78 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,917 What's wrong? I feel pain all over. 79 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:53,292 My knee is disjointed like at the Battle of Montlhery. 80 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:54,667 If they stay, 81 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,292 their agony will be awful. 82 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:00,458 You look like death warmed over. 83 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:01,792 It's gruesome. 84 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,125 My toothlette. 85 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,333 It broke. 86 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,458 ISSOUDUN FARMING ACADEMY NOW A PEOPLE'S COURT 87 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:17,167 Bring them in for questioning. 88 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:24,750 Citizens! 89 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:27,708 Verdier accuses you of being public enemies! 90 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:28,875 I'll slay him. 91 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,292 Exhibit number one. 92 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:31,708 An English book, 93 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:34,625 implying you spy for England! 94 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,958 Exhibit number two: a mask! 95 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,917 With a nose guard and a coat of mail. 96 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,375 Spanish thug! 97 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,042 - Who is the serf? - A munitions expert. 98 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,833 - He bore the bundle of objects! - Indeed! 99 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 In his pockets, we found spectacles 100 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:52,583 with mirrored glass to protect the eyes... 101 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,917 from this diabolical apparatus. 102 00:07:55,917 --> 00:08:01,042 A strange bottle that comes from England because it says "Spray." 103 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,750 Why did you steal that? 104 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,250 Now they think you're Englois. Imbecile! 105 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,333 Englois, me? How repulsive! 106 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,917 The bottle is filled with flammable gas, very dangerous. 107 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,792 This weapon was crafted by an English criminal. 108 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:19,333 Because his name is English. Franck Provost. 109 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,792 It's hairspray. 110 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,792 A gift for Lady Ginette. For a hair helmet. 111 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,458 A flint stone! 112 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:27,958 Very handy to light a wick. 113 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,542 A quill. How strange. 114 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,083 Inside it is ink. 115 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,708 And it makes music too! 116 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:41,125 We are the champion... 117 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:44,792 Silence! You risk immediate execution! 118 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,542 If you have anything to say, say it fast. 119 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:51,125 They don't understand. 120 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:53,000 Speak English, citizen? 121 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,417 We are not Englois, nor are we spies! 122 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,000 I deny you the right to judge! 123 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:00,667 - I'm a Frenchie! Jacquouille! - I don't get it. 124 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:04,375 - Your name is Frenchie or Jacques Couille? - Jacquouille! 125 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,667 - Jacquouille? - Yes. 126 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:08,750 - A relative of Jacquouillete? - It's his sonny. 127 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,875 - Tell them, idiot. - It's truthy! 128 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,667 My sonny arrest'd us. 129 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,292 - What's a "sonny"? - Careful! 130 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:17,375 He could be a cousin. But far dirtier. 131 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,917 How vile, that oozing pimple under his nose. 132 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,333 Repulsive indeed. 133 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,333 - Filthy beast! - What a relief. 134 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,417 Is the Public Accuser back in Issoudun? 135 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:31,583 - He's supping with someone. - Supping? With whom? 136 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,583 His girlfriend Charlotte Robespierre. 137 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,458 Send for him. On the double. 138 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,042 - Charlotte Robespierre. - Fraternal salutations. 139 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,292 Where's Jacquouillete? 140 00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:50,500 It is wiser during the Revolution to let the Accuser rest. 141 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:51,625 I came instead. 142 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,625 We want to know the connection 143 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,625 between the Accuser Jacquouillete and this criminal. 144 00:09:56,792 --> 00:10:01,375 He claims they're family, but he's obviously an English spy. 145 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:04,292 Jacquouille was born in Montmirail's moats. 146 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,750 Son of Ansleme, manure man. 147 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,667 And of Gertie Big-bum. 148 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,833 Commissioner, he speaks in local dialect. 149 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:14,750 - You're mistaken. - We understand nothing. 150 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,542 Leave Paris more often, Verdier. 151 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:21,292 Citizen peasant, your name is Jacques Couille. 152 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,458 Are you related to Jacquouillete the Accuser? 153 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,708 - My sonny! - It's clear. 154 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:28,875 What's clear? 155 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:34,000 This man is Ignace Jacquouillete, uncle of Antoine-Claude Jacquouillete! 156 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,292 - Antoine-Claude... - Quiet! 157 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:40,250 He was vilely sent to the royal galleys 158 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,458 for having stolen some wood logs. 159 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,500 He's a hero of the Revolution. 160 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:47,083 If the dwarf is a hero, who's he? 161 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:51,125 Well... it's obvious. They were shackle mates. 162 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:55,292 Another wronged man in the galleys with Uncle Ignace, right? 163 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,583 Indeed, in the galleys. 164 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,500 With Ignace. We're galley slaves. 165 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:04,875 They had a panoply of products to commit crimes. 166 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:09,417 Before hanging them, I suggest you continue your investigation, 167 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:13,000 - Citizen Commissioner. - I take your advice, citizen. 168 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,792 Yes, it's preferable. 169 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,625 - Evening, citizens. - Nightie, Charlotte! 170 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,917 Nightie-night, Charlotte! 171 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,833 What do we do, Commissioner? 172 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:26,000 Death sentence. Tomorrow's cart. 173 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:27,458 Spies to the gallows! 174 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,292 - Antoine-Claude, Ignace is alive. - Who? 175 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:38,625 - Ignace Jacques Couille. - My uncle? 176 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,833 - Verdier arrested him. - How can it be? 177 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,708 He died in the galleys. 178 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:46,583 He managed to escape helped by a shackle mate, a giant. 179 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,833 The dwarf could never have made it alone. 180 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,125 - He's tiny like you. - I'm average. 181 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:55,083 Come now! Your whole family is teeny-tiny. 182 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,458 Why are you being hurtful? 183 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,500 He's exactly your size, inch by inch. 184 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,167 That doesn't make him my uncle. How silly. 185 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,333 Uncle Ignace is dead! 186 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,833 Be smart for once. His release can help you. 187 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:12,542 - Why? - Robespierre needs symbols. 188 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,667 Ignace is the perfect victim. 189 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,458 - Great for the part. - Why? 190 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,375 He's ugly as sin. 191 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,417 Suffering deformed him. 192 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,333 - The Committee will love him. - In two days. 193 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:26,042 - Not tomorrow? - I'll confiscate the Montmirail castle 194 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:29,708 and evict that pompous family which exploited mine. 195 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,833 They'll be in the slums. And I'll relish it, believe me. 196 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,583 How I've longed for you... 197 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,833 ISSOUDUN FARMING ACADEMY DAWN 198 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,208 THE BASEMENTS ARE USED AS PRISONS 199 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:51,417 IN THE COURTYARD... CONSTANT EXECUTIONS 200 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,417 - Just like a chicken! - Death to aristocrats! 201 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,917 - Sire, what are "aristocrats"? - I'm one, coward. 202 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,833 - So I'm not an aristocrat? - Certainly not. 203 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:09,458 Don't look at the horror. The sound is enough. 204 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,333 - Marquis Lorenzo Baldini. - I'm no aristocrat! 205 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,833 - I shouldn't even be here. - Like us all. 206 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,875 Count of Montmirail, Malfete and Papincourt. 207 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Montmirail? A relative of late Count Philippe! 208 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,375 - Brother? Cousin? - Indeed. 209 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:28,542 - A cousin. But a very distant one. - Let's return to the Car Age, Sire! 210 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,833 - Philippe's cousin! - It reeks of death here! 211 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,833 You know Victoire-Églantine, his lovely daughter? 212 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,125 I wooed her in better times. 213 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:38,708 We've lost touch since. 214 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,667 A wild beauty waiting to be tamed. 215 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,708 I hear she's shapely now. 216 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:48,708 Off limits? 217 00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:50,625 - Indeed. - I understand. 218 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:51,917 Discretion. 219 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,875 Not a word! We mustn't endanger family. 220 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,458 But it's amusing, in a way, to share misfortunes. 221 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:03,042 In the old days, my father-in-law carried Louis XV's candelabra 222 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,208 when the King shat on his public toilet. 223 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:10,875 - Where's the honor in a public poop? - Quiet, peon. It's royal poopasse. 224 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:13,625 Forgive me. If poopasse is royal... 225 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,333 "Sire," "peon"... How provocative! 226 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,792 Daring, nowadays. 227 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,958 But with what awaits us, we can speak our minds. 228 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,958 Good idea! I'll do it too! 229 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:26,750 Fuck those assholes on the Public Safety Committee, 230 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,542 including Robespierre and Danton, who butt-fuck nonstop! 231 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,375 Butt-fuck nonstop! 232 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,167 - Keep quiet! Do you want us dead? - Come now, Duchess! 233 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,708 Are we here to picnic? 234 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:41,208 Noblemen don't illuminate the King during his poopasse. 235 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,250 - That is a servant's job. - What bad breath! 236 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,042 Yes, well... 237 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,375 My friend, sorry to contradict you, 238 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:51,917 but... 239 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,375 My God. But it's a privilege. 240 00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:01,125 Louis XIV glamorized the Royal Toilet by giving nobles the job. 241 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:04,083 Dabbing the royal ass proves our love and trust. 242 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:08,583 Wiping a stinky butt is pathetic! A stinky ass is a stinky ass. 243 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:12,833 It's no honor for a knight. How degrading! 244 00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:20,292 My God. 245 00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:21,917 The Duke at the gallows. 246 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,667 He remains so dignified. 247 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:31,875 I hope when it's our turn we'll be as brave as him. 248 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,708 My God! 249 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:39,833 - Damn, they chopped off his noggin! - Blood all over! 250 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,083 The head bounced properly. It was a clean death. 251 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,292 Excuse me? My father-in-law just got beheaded at 83 252 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:50,542 - and it was a clean death? - He didn't suffer. 253 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,708 Back in my days, a clumsy axe whack could cause great pain. 254 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,500 The machine is clever. 255 00:15:56,667 --> 00:16:01,583 We'd have skinned him alive, quartered him and fed him to the pigs. 256 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,875 He was lucky. He died without even saying oops. 257 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,708 Without saying "oops"? How unseemly. 258 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,625 Away with you. We're of different minds. 259 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,625 - Fare thee well! - Fare thee well! 260 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,042 Quiet, noble swine! 261 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:21,208 Today at ten o'clock, the King's head rolled in the dirt! 262 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,125 The King is dead! No more tyranny! Hip, hip, hooray! 263 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:26,667 Silence! Let us pray! 264 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,375 The King is dead. 265 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,583 Long live his son, the Dauphin! 266 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,875 Let us pray. 267 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,500 Our Father, who art in heaven... 268 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,875 - Hallowed be thy name. - Always. 269 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:45,583 - Thy kingdom come. - Always. 270 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:49,708 - Thy will be done on earth as... - Stop with your laments! 271 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:50,917 It's a day of joy! 272 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,417 Get up! 273 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,167 It is in heaven. 274 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,042 You two, come and give me a hand! 275 00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,500 And no more violin! Long live the Revolution! 276 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:03,625 Everyone, get up! Stand up, rich swine! 277 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,375 Take that, peasant! 278 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,708 Take their arms. Follow me. 279 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,917 Here I cometh, Sire! 280 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,208 Tally-ho, Sire, tally-ho! 281 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,125 Tally-ho! 282 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:48,000 Careful, Sire, Ass-wipe is tailing you! 283 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,583 - I'm on your side! - Go away, you annoy me. 284 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:57,458 I'm profiting from your bull-like strength to flee. 285 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,583 Bull! 286 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,958 - That's all. - Bull! 287 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,875 Hurry up! 288 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,792 Faster! 289 00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,083 Where is Stepmother? 290 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,500 MONTMIRAIL CASTLE, NEAR ISSOUDUN 291 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:15,083 - You should have left at dawn! - We're not ready, Gonzague. 292 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:18,208 I'm willing to flee, but not butt-naked. 293 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:20,667 Marie-Adélaïde, if they find me, I'm dead. 294 00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,458 I should be in Paris. Jacquouillete is coming! 295 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,500 We should shoot the swine between the eyes! 296 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,875 Victoire-Églantine, we'd be beheaded. 297 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,583 Madam, I managed to bribe someone for safe-conducts to Austria. 298 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,000 Our cousins await us. Persuade my sister. 299 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,667 Victoire-Églantine, you've kept us waiting. 300 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,750 Finish packing! 301 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,125 Don't talk to me like a child. 302 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,125 Stop ordering me around! 303 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,292 - If your father heard... - He's dead, so shut up! 304 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,875 Watch your tone, hussy! 305 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:52,333 I gave your late father the flower of my youth! 306 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,583 Don't preach to my sister. We must go. 307 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,542 On the double! Save your saliva to thank me for Austria! 308 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,875 Fear makes you arrogant, Gonzague. 309 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:05,750 Seven of us in a tiny hunting lodge. Thanks a lot! 310 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:09,458 We're running instead of using our Paris home. 311 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:13,958 Commoners inform on noblemen. We're beheaded for no reason! 312 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,083 Forget Paris! 313 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,708 Since Father died, it's my home, not yours. 314 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,792 - I'm the eldest. - What? 315 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:23,417 As a deputy, you voted to abolish birthright. 316 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:28,083 Meaning that my two children are Montmirail heirs just like you three. 317 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,000 You fear for your political career. 318 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,792 Come now, don't be unfair with your brother. 319 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,000 Thank you. I respect you like my late mother. 320 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,917 I'll save you with my siblings. 321 00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:42,208 Remember loyal Elise. I love you dearly. 322 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,458 Is all that necessary? 323 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,083 If Elise doesn't read to me, I can't sleep. 324 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:51,958 Here. 325 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,708 The safe-conducts. 326 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,125 - Signed by citizen Collot. - The word citizen! 327 00:19:57,292 --> 00:20:01,583 - It makes me nauseous. - So we're "wine merchants" now? 328 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,458 - How fitting! - You prefer "fleeing nobles"? 329 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:08,458 - Honorine is coming? - Who'll make your quail and fava pie? 330 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,292 - And orange biscuits? - Germans eat only cabbage. 331 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,625 - That too? - Yes! 332 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,375 A gift from our Queen! 333 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,917 I must listen to music during dinner. 334 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:21,750 We can't leave this instrument to that pig Jacquouillete! I'd rather die! 335 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,375 - A weapon? - To kill the revolutionaries who stop us! 336 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,375 We want to fight too! 337 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,000 It's very dangerous. They're not toys. 338 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:31,417 Yes they are! 339 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,500 Stop shouting. You're hurting my ears! 340 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:38,333 - Robert, find them each a pistol. - You all drive me mad. 341 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,667 - Thank you, Hercule. To Paris! - Yes, sir. 342 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:59,667 Lord, why did you lead us astray here? Explain your will to me. 343 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:03,042 - Witchcraft, Sire. We're fucked! - Mind your tongue! 344 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,542 The Lord is testing us. We must obey. 345 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:09,500 We must enthrone the Dauphin. Such is our fate. 346 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,583 Hoshana! 347 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,708 Hoshana... Speak for yourself. 348 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,958 - What was that? - Hoshana. 349 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,417 Finally! 350 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:20,292 - It's me. - What now, Ass-wipe? 351 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:23,125 Issoudun is teeming with crazed revolutionaries. 352 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,542 It's best I come with you. Where to? 353 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,042 To Montmirail to gather our soldiery. 354 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,667 Soldiery? 355 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,083 Not to be a party-poop, 356 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,292 but finding people on our side won't be easy. 357 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:38,625 We'll need courage for our God-given mission. 358 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,125 Hoshana! 359 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,917 - What mission? - To put the King's son on the throne. 360 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,417 Thrilling, right? 361 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,667 He's jailed in Paris at the Temple Prison. 362 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,792 So? 363 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,458 Wonderful. You amaze me. 364 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,250 But you'll manage better without me. 365 00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,542 Aristocrats have very little chance of surviving. 366 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,250 So imagine three of us! 367 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,375 Find them! Kill them on sight! 368 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,083 Be merciless! 369 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,625 Find them! 370 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,875 Get the dogs! 371 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,750 Kill them! 372 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,500 They're still here! I'll tag along. 373 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,167 Till we reach Montmirail. 374 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,500 - A horsey! - For me. 375 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,708 It's painful, but we must go now. 376 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:37,875 Sorry, Stepmother, but that's no wig for a wine merchant. 377 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:41,667 - They'll spot us and turn us in. - But my hood will hide it. 378 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:46,625 - It's too high for the coach! - It's my travel wig. Watch this. 379 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,500 I can deflate it. 380 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,375 See? Or else... 381 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:58,792 See? 382 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,417 Madame, I left the jewelry in your bedroom. 383 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,750 Idiot! Go and get it! 384 00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:08,250 To think it's all we can trade with. 385 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,000 Robert, I'd never sell my jewelry. 386 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:13,125 - How will we get by? - No idea. 387 00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,000 - You'll have to work. - Work? 388 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:15,958 Yes. 389 00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:19,458 - We can't work like the bourgeoisie! - I'll be back. 390 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,000 Elise, give me that! 391 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,042 You'll spill it all. I'll join you. 392 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,250 Mother's portrait. 393 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,167 Who are you? What do you want? 394 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,875 You have nothing to fear. 395 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:51,708 Lorenzo Baldini, Marquis de Portofino. 396 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,958 Son-in-law of the Duke de Cheneviette. 397 00:23:54,792 --> 00:23:55,958 - Remember? - No. 398 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,458 Where is Count Montmirail? 399 00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:01,917 My husband died of apoplexy after the Swiss Guards were massacred. 400 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,792 - The new Count? - My son-in-law. 401 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,083 He just left for Paris. 402 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:08,917 He changed his name to Malfète to appear less noble. 403 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,125 Drop your arms or die! 404 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,292 - Lorenzo? What are you doing? - Victoire-Églantine! 405 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,417 You recognize me. What an ordeal. 406 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:21,625 I was saved from the guillotine by your cousin, a true hero. 407 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,667 - What cousin? - Him. 408 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,042 Hubert de Montmirail, Malfète and Papincourt. 409 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,333 You're a Montmirail? 410 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,792 He's your cousin Hub. Clever thinking, Sire. 411 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:34,083 Quiet, peasant. He's my vassal. 412 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,583 - Impostor! We have no more cousins! - They come from afar. 413 00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:41,042 They speak old French from another court. 414 00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:46,667 You must be the Austrian cousin to whom Gonzague wrote! 415 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,500 I don't understand. 416 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,625 We were to meet at the frontier. 417 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,875 You preferred to come for us! 418 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,083 Indeed. 419 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,083 How brave of you! 420 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,000 And you? Who are you? 421 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,917 I am Jacquouille the Crass, dear damsel. 422 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:14,667 "Dear damsel." Prussian manners are outmoded but charming. 423 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:20,167 Excuse me, but I didn't quite get your name. 424 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,542 - Cousin Hub. - Hub? 425 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,417 Hub... Hubert. 426 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:27,292 You mean "Houberte" de Montmirail. 427 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,875 Cousin Houb! I see. 428 00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:31,708 - Gonzague said your name was Kurt. - Yes. 429 00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:35,417 - "Kurt-Houberte," fair maiden. - Now I understand. 430 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:39,500 Kurt and Houb are alike. Like Fritz, Smoutz, Frida. 431 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:40,875 Their local names. 432 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,167 Kurt-Houberte is a double name like Victoire-Églantine. 433 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,333 Your accent is surprisingly French! 434 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,667 Every European court speaks French. 435 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,625 Why such distrust? You speak French there! 436 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:53,667 Yes, we speak Frenchie. 437 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,167 We speak Frenchie, for fuck's sake! 438 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,458 Stop clowning around! 439 00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,750 This shit makes you choke! 440 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:03,167 Robert's damned cigars! 441 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,542 Let's go, cousin Kurt-Houb. 442 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:11,375 To Paris! Whip it, coachman! We'll enthrone the Dauphin. 443 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,208 I wasn't paid for Paris. 444 00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:17,000 The King is dead! Long live his son! 'Tis all I knoweth! 445 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:20,083 Finally someone brave! Count me in! 446 00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:24,083 I'm proud to be a Montmirail. We'll take you to Paris with our carriage. 447 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:28,000 Don't even think of it. Your brother said to flee! 448 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:31,750 - He's a rotten ass! - Rotten ass! Gonzague is a rotten ass! 449 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,958 Quiet! Your lackey cannot insult my son-in-law! 450 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:39,083 You can't take these! Or else we won't accompany you. 451 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,708 Wine merchants are not terrorists. Put them in the cellar. 452 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,542 Madame, the gendarmes are coming! 453 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,375 Hurry, we have to flee! 454 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:51,333 - Whip it, weird one! - Obey, peasant! 455 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:53,917 - Sorry, Countess. - Do what it takes! 456 00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:58,375 Children! Get in! 457 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,583 Smells like a foul swamp! 458 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,417 Every bump is a bum pain! 459 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,875 You're the one who reeks! 460 00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:14,583 At the next stop, you better wash up. 461 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:18,167 - Or sit behind. - It's the horses that reek, not me. 462 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,667 - Horse butts! - Whatever you say... 463 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,375 Four-legged farters! 464 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,917 Search all over! Find them! 465 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:35,417 A Santo Domingo cigar. Worth at least five sols! 466 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,583 Filthy profiteers who starve the people! 467 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,458 Kurt-Houberte, you dress humbly for an Austrian nobleman! 468 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:47,250 Come now, Robert. He's just... the hunter type. 469 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,125 Hunter type or at least a stable hand. 470 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:55,292 True nobles don't wear knickers. Or women's stockings. 471 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:03,292 These horrid events at least bring us together again. 472 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:07,917 - Thank you. And how is your wife? - She died. You didn't know? 473 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,417 I'm a widower now. 474 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:10,833 - Guillotined? - No. 475 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,875 A cold, after a foot bath. 476 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,083 - Very drafty. - Which is why I never wash my feet. 477 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:21,458 What a shame. Sometimes we must do whatever it takes. 478 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:24,292 Especially in tight spaces. 479 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:28,000 Pretty woodies. Must make for good bear hunting. 480 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,750 - Bear hunter? - With a knife. Good for bleeding them 481 00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,208 and eating their hearts still hot. 482 00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:36,875 My God, raw heart. How repulsive. 483 00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:39,708 Mommy, the Austrian's feet reek! 484 00:28:39,792 --> 00:28:42,250 Marie-Thérèse, don't talk like that in public. 485 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:46,417 - But they do reek. - Open the window for some air. 486 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,458 Yes... fresh air... 487 00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:50,000 I want some too. 488 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,125 It's true that odor-wise, 489 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:56,125 carriage travel can be awkward. 490 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,500 - Smells like fart. - Moldy cushions, maybe. 491 00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:03,542 No, that reeketh of old rose. Gives me misgrain. 492 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:06,000 "Migraine," Kurt-Houberte, not "misgrain." 493 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,583 We all understood. 494 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:12,583 - You'd have a hard time speaking German. - No, I am linguistically inclined. 495 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:16,792 Goodbye. I love you. Mashed potatoes, please. 496 00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:20,708 This is silly. He speaks French. Why speak Teutonic? 497 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,208 Marie-Thérèse is cold. Shut that. 498 00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:27,833 Cold, my great-great-great granddaughterette? 499 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:32,542 There's no one. It's empty. 500 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,750 They were tipped off. I'm furious. 501 00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:37,833 I wanted them to see the new owner. 502 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,958 Who do you mean? 503 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:43,875 - It's not for you. - Not at all. The new owner... 504 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:47,292 I meant the Revolution. It's the people. 505 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:48,917 I prefer, Antoine-Claude. 506 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,417 It's stunning here. 507 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:56,625 To think of my father's thatched shack near Dead Man's swamp. 508 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,000 - I'm off. - Where to? 509 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,833 I'm going to Paris on tonight's coach. 510 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:04,458 Come on, Lolotte. We didn't even spend the night. 511 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:08,000 Pity to have all these big beds and not to test them. 512 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:12,083 I'll persuade Marat to write an article on Uncle Ignace. 513 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,833 It would help me. 514 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:18,708 Antoine-Claude it's not for you, but for the triumph of Truth. 515 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:20,875 He'll become a revolutionary icon. 516 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,500 Uncle Ignace an icon, what a laugh. 517 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:28,292 Citizen, a prison mutiny. Your Uncle ran off with a giant. 518 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,333 - What? - You waited too long! 519 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:33,042 - I'll get them. Keep your plans. - Sure. 520 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:37,500 Remember dinner Tuesday with my brother and the Committee. 521 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:41,250 Please, Charlotte. Who could forget a dinner with Robespierre? 522 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,125 You're Austrian too? 523 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,458 Are you Austrian? 524 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:50,208 You don't answer. You're pretentious. 525 00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:54,083 - Given your face, I don't know why. - Spare us his breath. 526 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,083 His accent isn't Austrian. 527 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:59,583 - We're from Lorrain. - Shut up, old biddy! 528 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,750 Jesus Christ! 529 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:03,625 You're right! 530 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:05,917 I never smelled anything like it. 531 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,333 Halt! 532 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,417 Too bad. I have no spare horses. 533 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,667 I can trade four mules. 534 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:24,542 We can't swap four nice horses for mules! 535 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:28,042 - I'll slice you, thief! - Just try, tramp. 536 00:31:28,542 --> 00:31:31,750 - What was that, innkeeper? - Want some buckshot, fatso? 537 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,458 Enough. 538 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,833 Calm down, citizens. My error. 539 00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:39,667 I forgot I had spare horses. I'm so dumb. 540 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:40,833 Glad to hear it. 541 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,625 Buckshot yourself. 542 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:46,417 If we dine, they'll see we're nobles. 543 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:51,542 - Show some sangfroid, Marquis. - Cousin Kurt, you look far too Austrian. 544 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:55,208 Stay in the coach. Your valet will bring you bread. 545 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:58,417 - It's enemy territory. - Don't worry, Junior. 546 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,875 Give me your coatlette. 547 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:02,708 That. 548 00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:05,333 Give him a good price, Cuz. 549 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,750 Twenty-five sols. It's new. 550 00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:12,792 Welcome to the Hunting Lodge, citizens. Make yourselves comfortable. 551 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,208 Kurt's valet looks like the groom who worked for your husband. 552 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,250 - What was his name? - Ignace Jacquouillet. 553 00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:21,417 Impossible. 554 00:32:21,542 --> 00:32:24,208 Philippe sent him to the galleys. 555 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,625 Twenty years for stealing a few logs. 556 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:28,208 High price. 557 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,958 Where are you coming from? 558 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,292 Be discreet if you wish, citizen. 559 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,000 Good victuals! I'm starving! 560 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:40,583 You'll pay me back the 25 sols for the coat? 561 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,625 - No money talk at dinner. - Too bad. 562 00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:46,292 Boil your meats, innkeeper, to kill worms. 563 00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:50,167 - No worms in my meat, citizen. - So roast them, my maid. 564 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,417 - "Citizen." - Yes, citizen. 565 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:56,458 These vile bourgeois folk. They smell like fleeing nobles. 566 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,250 - Honorine, serve us. - Yes, Countess. 567 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:04,500 - Honorine will get us in trouble. - It's hard for her. 568 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:12,542 Mighty tasty vino! Let's guzzle it! 569 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:16,167 Bring us three more pitchers, old peasant lady! 570 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:20,167 Stand, rascal. Why are you here? Go eat in the chariot. 571 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:24,208 - I'll toss you my leftovers. - I hate dining with staff! 572 00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:26,625 The horses can eat with them! 573 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,000 Why doesn't she eat in the chariot? 574 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,292 She's serving. With your dirty fingers, you can't help. 575 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:35,500 Unfair! She's a peasant too! 576 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,833 I should be with Lady Ginette in the Cadillac Days. 577 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,833 Leave or I'll cut off your ears! 578 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,833 And gather some dung! 579 00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:47,500 - Dung? What for? - A nice fire at night. It warms you up. 580 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,417 - That explains it. - What? 581 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,375 Why Austrians smell like shit. 582 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,667 We're dining. 583 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,958 - What are you doing? - For a fire! 584 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,458 It'll save me from cleaning up. 585 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,208 No forks in Austria? 586 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,458 - Honorine, water. I'm thirsty. - Yes, Count... 587 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:24,708 I keep forgetting, citizen Countess. 588 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,208 Shut up! Stop talking! 589 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,958 - What is it? - Nettle soup. 590 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,708 It's absolutely repulsive. 591 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:42,000 - What's in it? Have any cream? - Donkey milk. 592 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:44,958 I said a runny omelet. This is like wood. 593 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,333 Never happy! 594 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,958 The wigged bitch is a countess. 595 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:53,125 We'll turn them in. I'll go to the gendarmes. 596 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,667 We'll get a reward. 597 00:34:56,958 --> 00:35:00,375 It's pike stew without pike. Just stew. 598 00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,208 It's tastifull and no fish bones. 599 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,292 Yes, because there's no fish. 600 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,583 - He eats with his mouth open. - He's Austrian. 601 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,875 Don't speak unless spoken to. 602 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,833 The horses are harnessed. Some dung for your fire. 603 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,417 Catch and enjoy! 604 00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,333 He threw shit all over. 605 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,833 Keep your dung! 606 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:24,833 Outside, piglet, with your basket and food! 607 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:26,792 It's too cold. 608 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,583 - Go! - I will not leave. 609 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,417 - Listen to me, dammit! - It stinks! 610 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,000 Take that... and that. 611 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:36,375 All this dung will cost you. 612 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,917 - I want two more sols to clean up. - What? Robbery! 613 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:42,333 Haven't you cheated us enough? 614 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:44,292 We're leaving. And we won't pay. 615 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:47,583 You deserve nothing. Worst meal of my life! 616 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,292 Everything was vile. 617 00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:51,042 A festival of vile! 618 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:54,208 Only Kurt enjoyed it. He warms up with shit. 619 00:35:54,292 --> 00:35:56,708 Kurt? He's an Austrian! 620 00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:58,333 Hands up! 621 00:35:58,833 --> 00:35:59,917 Take this, rogue! 622 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,250 Take this, weakling! 623 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:07,833 Help! They squashed my Gaspard. 624 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,667 Hurry up! 625 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:13,833 PARIS, CORDELIERS STREET 626 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:17,333 Gonzague, stop it! 627 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,875 Thank you, Hercule. 628 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,333 I hear your speech was magnificent. 629 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:33,042 - I said to give the peasants land. - I'm proud of you. 630 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:39,333 I'm not worried, but when does Collot come back? 631 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:41,167 Tomorrow? Who cares? 632 00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:43,375 Let's celebrate your speech. 633 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:46,750 Oh my God. 634 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,625 Halt! 635 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,500 In the name of the Republic! 636 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,792 Coachman, a lot of you up there. 637 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:58,167 No more room inside. 638 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,625 Why are you staring at me? You look aggressive. 639 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:04,500 Not aggressive at all, handsome. 640 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,167 The ride exhausted him. 641 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,042 I see. 642 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,750 - I'll slice the boar's neck! - Shut up, fool! 643 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:16,417 - What was that? - Nothing... He's nightmaring. 644 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:22,000 - Boar's head! - Quiet! That's enough! 645 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,083 Your safe-conducts. 646 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:26,708 Please. 647 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:38,833 - Wine merchants. - Yes. 648 00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:41,583 - From Issoudun? - Yes. 649 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,333 Any vineyards there? 650 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:47,250 Yes, indeed. There are vineyards. 651 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,917 It's hard to walk around, there are so many. 652 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:52,542 We're up to our necks in vines. 653 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,625 And who's the sinister-looking one? 654 00:37:58,792 --> 00:38:00,708 Him? Our lumberjack. 655 00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:03,917 - He makes our casks. - Why bring him along? 656 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:07,042 We like his company. Travel is dangerous. 657 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,292 As you know. Right, citizen? 658 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,917 We're seeing Deputy Malfète. 659 00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:17,417 - Know him? - Not at all. 660 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:19,125 Anyone know Malfète? 661 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,833 Nope. I know a Brunelin, guillotined yesterday. 662 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,750 - Any link? - No. Only deputy I know. 663 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:29,125 And baby doll? A wine merchant too? 664 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,958 I travel with my children. 665 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,792 Listen, powder puff... You look fancy for a merchant. 666 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:36,667 - Very high wig. - Sergeant. 667 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,667 The safe-conduct is signed Collot d'Herbois. 668 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:44,417 Head of the Convention? You know Collot d'Herbois? 669 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,833 - My brother's best friend. - Let them through! 670 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,958 Long live the Revolution! 671 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:51,083 Move! 672 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:52,625 Long live the Revolution! 673 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,208 Long live the vino, meathead! 674 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,542 I'll get you yet! 675 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,875 Good job, Robert. Such sangfroid! 676 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,250 - We made it in. - I don't know if that's good news. 677 00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:05,583 Why, scaredy-cat? 678 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,583 The problem isn't entering, but leaving. 679 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:24,625 HOTEL MONTMIRAIL 1742 680 00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:31,542 - You can't stay here. - Kurt needs a guide! 681 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,875 We can't stop near the guards. 682 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,083 Come back. On the double! 683 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:41,208 Why is he throwing our baggage? 684 00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:44,917 - Good riddance! I'm abandoning you! - I'll hack you in two! 685 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,917 - You were paid to go to Vienna. - You chose Paris, so stay! 686 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:52,292 Go or I'll turn you in! Help! 687 00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:57,375 The fucking soldiery, Sire! 688 00:39:59,292 --> 00:40:02,583 The madman's dropping all our trunks! 689 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:06,417 Don't worry. We're staying with Deputy Malfète. 690 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,875 Go inside and keep quiet. 691 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:13,000 Honest people are asleep. 692 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:15,500 I'll ask our caretaker Mariette for help. 693 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:19,083 Come on, move it, peasant! 694 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,667 "Peasant"? What the hell? 695 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:25,083 What's that din? 696 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:31,125 - Who are you? - And you? What's this ruckus? 697 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,208 Where is our Mariette? 698 00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:36,667 She was beheaded for shouting: "Long live the Queen!" 699 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,625 - My God. - There's no more God, citizen. 700 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,667 So you're our new caretaker? 701 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,625 I clean the stairs and keep my eyes open. 702 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,375 - We're the owners. - I doubt that. 703 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:50,792 The owner lives on the top floor and rents out the rest. 704 00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:53,625 On the second floor, Charlotte Robespierre, 705 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:57,250 on the first, Marat, the famous journalist. 706 00:40:57,333 --> 00:41:00,125 Scum who calls for nobles to be beheaded. 707 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,208 What is it? 708 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:05,917 Be nice and carry up our trunks. We'd appreciate it, good lady. 709 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 - Mind your tone, big mama! - "Big mama"? 710 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,542 We don't slave away anymore. We're equals now. 711 00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:14,000 Hey, Philibert! 712 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,958 I got a snooty noblewoman! 713 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:17,583 She looks like Lady Ginette. 714 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,292 - Lady Ginette! - Who's the skunk? 715 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,833 Crass, leave us be! It's hard enough. 716 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,833 Your name is Crass? 717 00:41:25,167 --> 00:41:27,167 Too old for Ginette. 718 00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,458 Too what? Philibert! 719 00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,875 Citizen Crass insulted me! 720 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:33,875 What? Who's Crass? 721 00:41:34,542 --> 00:41:37,167 My God, how awful! What a face! 722 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,625 What's awful? 723 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:42,750 You, honey. Because you're black. They're racists! 724 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:47,250 - Racists go to the guillotine. - This is ridiculous. 725 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:51,792 - I appreciate foreigners. I swear I do. - Foreigner? 726 00:41:51,917 --> 00:41:54,375 I'm French, a National Guard sergeant. 727 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:59,208 - Excellent. Congratulations, Sergeant! - A Moor, Sire! A Moor in our midst! 728 00:41:59,292 --> 00:42:02,833 - Saying "Sire" here is risky. - Swallow thy fear. 729 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,542 A misunderstanding, citizens. 730 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:09,125 We're just burdened and would like your help to carry our trunks upstairs. 731 00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:12,167 For money, of course. 732 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:15,667 Speaking with civility changes matters entirely. 733 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:21,292 - How much? - I thought two sols would suffice. 734 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:24,917 - Five. - No! We'll do it ourselves. 735 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:28,167 - Robert, it's too heavy for us! - For us it's light? 736 00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:31,958 - Shove them up your ass! - Up your ass, nobles! 737 00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:34,208 Show respect or I'll whip you! 738 00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:37,125 - Down with Moors! - What? Moors! 739 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:40,542 It's not the Crusades, idiot! Apologize. 740 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:43,917 Being insulted by a white man named Crass is too much. 741 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:48,083 - Screw you! Hang the aristocrats! - Apologize or I shoot! 742 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:55,000 Plague upon my ass, I was hit! 743 00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,500 I was hit! 744 00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,000 What the hell? Marat can't bathe in peace! 745 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,917 It's the Malfètes! 746 00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:06,750 Do as you please, but in silence! 747 00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:09,083 - I'm writing. - And I'm in pain! 748 00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:12,083 Marat and his wife Simone are angry now. 749 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:15,458 We'll stop bothering Marat. 750 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:18,417 I'll help with the trunks for ten sols. 751 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,750 - You doubled the price! - Kill him, Sire. 752 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,000 Scandalous! 753 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,667 Take it or leave it, big mama! 754 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:26,625 Big mama. 755 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:36,458 - What a horrible statue! So bombastic! - Bombastic? It's Marat writing. 756 00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:39,958 It's by Lecœur. The Convention adores him. 757 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,917 Stop making noise! 758 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:45,667 Marat's skin disease makes him irritable. 759 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:49,250 - He takes sulfur baths. - Whence the rotten eggs! 760 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:53,375 - We say quiet and you play music. - Sorry, we keep hitting the keys. 761 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,125 The troubadour's box is heavy! 762 00:43:55,208 --> 00:44:00,125 People play harpsichord while patriots suffer. Scandalous! 763 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,458 Without music and art, man is an animal. 764 00:44:02,542 --> 00:44:04,000 Hurry, peasant. 765 00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,458 What's that damned racket? 766 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,958 Nothing, just a bag that fell. 767 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:15,625 - I'm fed up! - It won't happen again. 768 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:17,375 They destroyed Marat! 769 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,250 What are the shouts? An arrest? 770 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:29,750 No, your family showed up. Bunch of pains! 771 00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,333 - I am very thirsty! - Who is he? 772 00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:39,375 - Unbroken. - Cousin Kurt, your cousin. 773 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:41,792 Why is he here? It was at the frontier! 774 00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:45,167 - I'm hurt. I need a wet rag. - Is Kurt a Prussian name? 775 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:47,208 Not at all. He's French. 776 00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:51,000 He's Alsatian. The Alsatian branch of the Malfètes. 777 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:53,208 - Is Alsace in France? - Yes... 778 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:56,333 - Who pays my ten sols? - Ask the Deputy. 779 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:58,750 - What? - And five more for the statue. 780 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:02,458 I have to repair our magnificent statue of Marat, 781 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:04,875 destroyed by your clan. 782 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,125 Tell me... is the citizen actress here? 783 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,958 We saw you sneak in. 784 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,208 - Collot can't hold onto her! - What do you mean? 785 00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:16,375 Yeah... Mum's the word. 786 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,583 - But you can trust us. - Thanks and goodnight. 787 00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:24,083 Tomorrow, when I get my mail. Pleasant fraternal dreams. 788 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:26,458 Don't forget or no more trust! 789 00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:30,417 I just broke my back! I deserve compensation! 790 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:34,167 Philibert, doesn't citizen Crass look familiar? 791 00:45:34,292 --> 00:45:35,917 He never came here before. 792 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:37,667 Heavy as hell. 793 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:48,917 - The Moor fell. - Philibert! 794 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:52,792 Oh, no! Enough already! Can't you keep quiet? 795 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,500 Sorry, citizen. Philibert fell in the stairs. 796 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:57,583 No surprise! They're worm-eaten! 797 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,333 What is this ruckus? 798 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:04,042 - Who broke it? - Citizen Crass. Want him arrested? 799 00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:08,333 Forget it! Throw that crap away! It was so bombastic! 800 00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:10,375 Lecœur has no talent! 801 00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:19,042 - You're fine, little wimp! - It's awful. Deep wound? 802 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:23,333 - It's barely pink. - You didn't get hit! It's throbbing! 803 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,042 It's ice cold! 804 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,250 You put us in danger! 805 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,833 The caretakers are renowned informers. 806 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:31,917 Excuse me. 807 00:46:32,292 --> 00:46:36,042 - Gorgeous friend. - Where can the children sleep? 808 00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,917 My office. The bedroom is taken. 809 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,083 - Sure is! Who is she? - A friend. 810 00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:43,208 Why are you in the attic? 811 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:46,167 Maids once lived here. 812 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,500 I rented the rest to the Convention. 813 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:52,875 To share with the Republic what we selfishly held onto for ages. 814 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,208 So you rented to Miss Robespierre and her vile Jacquouillete? 815 00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,917 I had no choice. 816 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:03,000 - It's called an arrangement. - And you get rent money too. 817 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:07,583 I found two big cutlasses and a fine whizzing blade. 818 00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:11,542 - What are you doing with those? - Getting the Dauphin from jail. 819 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:13,542 You're mad! 820 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:16,042 Thanks, sweet damsel. 821 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:20,958 My porcelain! 822 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:24,417 Caveman squashed my porcelain figurines! It smells like rot. 823 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,750 Come on, help me. 824 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,333 It was unique. He's an idiot! 825 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:35,042 Cousin's servant, a boor. And the Crass's spitting image. 826 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:38,250 - Whose? - I'm not an ass! 827 00:47:38,417 --> 00:47:40,292 I'm Jacquouille the Crass. 828 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:41,750 Pinch me, I'm dreaming. 829 00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:45,750 Cousin, why did you come here instead? To harm me? 830 00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:48,750 - We were arrested. - We were all put in jail. 831 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,917 It's Ass-Wipe. 832 00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:54,083 The Duke de Cheneviette's son-in-law. A pleasure, Count. 833 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:57,250 No, citizen deputy Malfète. No counts here. 834 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,375 - No titles. - So I'll take your title, brother! 835 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:02,875 I'm the Count now, dear Lorenzo. 836 00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,542 Goodnight. Enjoy your family. 837 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,167 I won't impose. 838 00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,875 I loved hearing your speech face to face. 839 00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:16,250 - Or head to tail. - My God... she's naked. 840 00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:21,542 Flore. 841 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,333 Meet Flore d'Angelas, famous stage star. 842 00:48:26,417 --> 00:48:28,542 No names. Don't embarrass us all. 843 00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:31,375 I'm off. Citizens, it was a pleasure. 844 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,417 Long live the Revolution! 845 00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:36,250 Long live the Revolution and her beauteous bum! 846 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:40,000 - Don't go home so late! - What should I do? 847 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,500 Sleep with your brothers? 848 00:48:41,667 --> 00:48:44,583 Flore, I'll get rid of those ballbreakers. 849 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,875 - Flore, I adore you! - Me too. 850 00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:51,667 Enough of this noise, Malfète! I can't write. 851 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,500 - Sorry, Marat. I feel bad. - Not as bad as me. 852 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,917 Nice ass. She's delicious. 853 00:48:58,042 --> 00:49:00,875 - Goodnight, citizen. - See you soon. 854 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,708 I think I know her. 855 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,625 She's not Collot's mistress? She is! 856 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:11,167 Bad actress, but a demagogue. Her nudity steals the show. 857 00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:13,458 You're wrong. It's not her. 858 00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:16,208 Yes, because Collot is jealous. 859 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,500 Marat! 860 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:21,792 Who are you talking to? Come back in! You'll catch a fluxion! 861 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,750 Yes, but... 862 00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:27,917 Her ass is reason to revolt! 863 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,083 - Robert! - It's today's fashion. 864 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:33,708 - Only if the woman is shapely! - Nothing smarter to say? 865 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,333 But she's an actress! 866 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:37,750 - It would never apply to you! - Why? 867 00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:40,375 - My bosom isn't worth it? - On the contrary! 868 00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:42,792 Your bosom deserves more freedom! 869 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:44,708 Let it loose! 870 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,958 Thanks. You ruined my evening. 871 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,917 Quiet, Gonzague. You give me no pride. 872 00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:56,042 - You reek of cowardice. - He reeks! 873 00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:57,458 You're one to talk! 874 00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:00,625 He reeketh. He's a coward. He shits his pants. 875 00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:03,250 - Gonzague the Gutless! - Enough! 876 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:05,667 Remember you're just a servant! 877 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:07,792 You Austrians are a pain in the ass! 878 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:11,333 I'm not a reactionary. 879 00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,125 You bore me. 880 00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:15,000 I'm a progressive. 881 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:18,250 Today's world is science. 882 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,833 Equality among men. 883 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:23,542 Among men and women. Feel concerned, Victoire-Églantine? 884 00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:28,083 You too, toady, are entitled to freedom. Even if you can't understand. 885 00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:30,792 The future is in France, not Austria, 886 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,208 in moldy castles full of vengeful exiles. 887 00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:35,625 Teutonic life will be a bore. 888 00:50:38,625 --> 00:50:39,833 I'm no coward. 889 00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:43,125 Revolution is the future, even for my family. 890 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,583 I beg to differ, Gonzague the Coward. 891 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,917 No future in cities. Lost souls lose their land. 892 00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:53,042 Make your estate grow with peasants who serve and love you. 893 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:54,333 Like Jacquouille. 894 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:56,500 Don't you love me, Crass One? 895 00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,500 Yes, Sire, at times. 896 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,875 - What? - Always, Sire! 897 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:06,958 Gonzague, it has nothing to do with Austria. 898 00:51:07,458 --> 00:51:10,792 You're gloomy. Your father said so. "Gloomy boy." 899 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:13,958 I'm going to bed. I'll take the master suite. 900 00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:15,667 Élise, come tuck me in. 901 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,958 And then make my herbal tea. 902 00:51:20,417 --> 00:51:23,167 You're a coward and I'm a scaredy-cat. 903 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:26,333 Jacquouille, maketh my bed in the corridor. 904 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:30,708 I'll rest for tomorrow's battle. Sleep in the kitchen, peasant. 905 00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:32,667 Robert? 906 00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:38,250 The Austrian's lackey looks like Ignace, Father's whipping boy. 907 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,542 It's him. 908 00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:42,333 They're not lookalikes. It's him. 909 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,958 It's Ignace Jacques Couille. 910 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:47,542 He came back to bother us. 911 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:50,000 Ignace, that thief... 912 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,958 I'm sure. A face like that is a rarity. 913 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:57,167 Wait, I want to make sure. 914 00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,125 Tell me, cousin Kurt, 915 00:52:00,292 --> 00:52:03,333 why is Ignace, our old groom, working for you? 916 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:04,625 - Who? - Ignace. 917 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,208 How did you get him? 918 00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:08,333 He came from the galley. 919 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,208 I took him in. Out of humanity. 920 00:52:12,083 --> 00:52:14,375 - Straight to Austria? - Indeed. 921 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,250 - Amazing. - Indestructible. 922 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:24,875 Like cockroaches. They'll crawl miles just to piss us off! 923 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:26,500 To piss us off. 924 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:24,500 He tried to kill me! 925 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:34,042 - What happened? - Crass tried to kill the Countess. 926 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:37,792 It's not my fault! It was the snoring! The snoring! 927 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:40,875 Bed thee down on that mat! 928 00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:42,958 Not here, it's cold! 929 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:44,708 - Enough. - Yes, outside! 930 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:46,958 - Yes, enough! - Out with the Crass! 931 00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:58,625 What is that bastard up to? 932 00:53:59,042 --> 00:54:00,292 Peeing? 933 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:02,917 Fear not... 934 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:04,667 I'm Kurt-Houb's servant. 935 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:06,583 This is my yard, not a urinal. 936 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:10,542 - This is Paris. Pee in the street! - I had to relieve myself. 937 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,917 You can't use your boss' latrine? 938 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,750 There are no more servants and masters. 939 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:19,125 Don't let them fool you. Turn them in. 940 00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:22,042 I'd impound their asses! I'd take it all. 941 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,583 That would show them! 942 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:28,583 We'll take everything. That'll show those Montmirails! 943 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:33,375 It's a relief to be able to speak freely. 944 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:36,500 By the way, I've seen your face before. 945 00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:39,125 In another era, when you were younger. 946 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:42,625 - Thanks. - You're still buxom. I could poke you. 947 00:54:44,167 --> 00:54:47,458 - Who's poking who? - What's got into you, baby? 948 00:54:47,542 --> 00:54:50,042 Be nice and go to your attic, midget! 949 00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:52,042 Or I'll give you a bowl cut. 950 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,917 You don't scare me, Moor. I'll skin you alive! 951 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,750 Don't kill each other. We're all citizens here. 952 00:54:58,917 --> 00:55:01,417 Prune! I'm glad you're not asleep. 953 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,667 Marat can't sleep. He wants a bath. 954 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:06,542 - Can you bring him hot water? - Of course. 955 00:55:06,667 --> 00:55:09,708 Anything for Marat. We love you so. 956 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:13,625 Come with me. You'll give me a hand. 957 00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,875 Do you have any chocolate pie left? 958 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,208 Just one slice, for Philibert's breakfast. 959 00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:23,375 But I'll give it to you. 960 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,083 - Philibert can diet a bit. - How kind. 961 00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:28,042 Make it fast. He's hungry. 962 00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:31,625 - Goodnight, citizen. - Goodnight... fat bitch. 963 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:34,083 Fat bitch. 964 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,792 Do me a little favor. Take this up. 965 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,500 Put it next to the bathtub. 966 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:53,542 Is it ready? 967 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:07,417 Where were you? I won't lug these buckets alone! 968 00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:19,250 You're getting it all over the place! 969 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:23,333 - There will be nothing left! - It's very heavy, Moor! 970 00:56:23,542 --> 00:56:26,958 You boiled my foot! Goddammit! 971 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:28,542 Shithead! 972 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:30,917 Simone, it's ice cold. I'll die! 973 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,917 - It's coming! - Here it cometh! 974 00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:37,792 Here it cometh! 975 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,625 Here come the jugs! 976 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,333 Nice hot water! 977 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,833 Idiot! 978 00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:47,667 It's burning! You boiled me like a shrimp! 979 00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:50,417 Knucklehead! You must pour carefully. 980 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,417 Get some cold water. 981 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:56,042 - Sorry, Marat. He's a beginner. - It's no excuse. 982 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:59,167 - You can forget your tip. - As usual. 983 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,500 Don't linger like a dummy. 984 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:05,833 Go help him. You hear? Go help him! 985 00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:14,042 Simone! They gave me black soap to eat! 986 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,625 Prune! Thanks for the soap pie! We'll remember! 987 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:31,125 - Hello, citizen Robespierre. - Hello, Prune. Philibert. 988 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,708 - Nice trip? - Exhausting. 989 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:35,708 Deputy Malfète's family arrived last night. 990 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,750 They made such a mess! 991 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:41,292 The half-wit who works for them broke Philibert's back. 992 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:44,583 Ask for compensation. Ointments are costly. 993 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:48,458 - Sure. - We are so just, my poor Charlotte. 994 00:57:49,542 --> 00:57:51,875 - Sure. - Can I help with your bag? 995 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:55,500 To each his load. It's a privilege to have a full bag. 996 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:12,500 The Moors are attacking! Sound the alarm! 997 00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:15,250 The soldiers are looking for you! 998 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:18,500 Charlotte, I am fearful. 999 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,458 Fear not. I'll help. 1000 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:23,167 - Hungry, Uncle Ignace? - My belly gurgles. 1001 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,292 Follow me. 1002 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,292 Darn! 1003 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:34,750 I just have worm-infested cheese. It's inedible. 1004 00:58:34,917 --> 00:58:36,417 I may have apples. 1005 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:41,458 No! Ignace, don't eat that! 1006 00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:44,375 This cheesy is yummy! 1007 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:46,958 You must be starving to eat that monstrosity. 1008 00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,958 Nice meaty worms! 1009 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,417 - Why are you at my home? - It belongs to Montmirail. 1010 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:57,667 - Malfète? - We'll take it all. That'll show them! 1011 00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:58,792 You're right. 1012 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:01,250 Let the Republic seek revenge, not you. 1013 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:04,250 It's done. Your nephew confiscated their castle. 1014 00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:06,542 - Confiscated it? - Yes. 1015 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:10,083 Now it's the people's: yours, mine, everyone's. 1016 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:13,542 - Long live the Republic. - Hoshana! Long live the Republic. 1017 00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:16,458 Let's get you presentable for Marat. 1018 00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:19,583 They'll adore you before you can say oops! 1019 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:22,417 Nay! I won't say oops. It's too painful. 1020 00:59:22,583 --> 00:59:24,708 Why painful? Why won't you say oops? 1021 00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:27,292 - I don't want to die. - You won't die. 1022 00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:29,708 No one will force you to say oops. 1023 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,417 - No oops! - Follow me. 1024 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:35,875 Here. 1025 00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:37,875 Here's a pitcher. 1026 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,458 Use this. 1027 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:42,583 A comb for your hair. 1028 00:59:42,667 --> 00:59:45,458 A birthday present from my brother. Careful. 1029 00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:48,083 I'll give you Jacquouillete's best suit. 1030 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,417 That's for your face! 1031 00:59:52,542 --> 00:59:55,250 If you're thirsty, I have almond syrup. 1032 00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:58,667 Delicious siroppe! Hoshana, sweet Charlotte, hoshana! 1033 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:01,708 The world's changed. No one says hoshana. 1034 01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,792 We say "Hooray." It's more secular. 1035 01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:06,375 - Hooray is more secular! - That's right. 1036 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:10,125 - Hooray is more secular. - Hooray is more secular! 1037 01:00:10,667 --> 01:00:12,417 - Lady Charlotte. - Yes? 1038 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:14,458 No running water in the tub? 1039 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:18,125 - Running water? - Hot water, cold water, faucets... 1040 01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:20,375 No radiators to warm the towels? 1041 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:21,917 No showerhead? 1042 01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:25,042 No lightbulbs, night, day, day, night? 1043 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,167 There's nothing! It sucks! 1044 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:29,875 This bathroom isn't modern. It stinks! 1045 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,417 Why does it stink? 1046 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:35,083 It's very modern. A replica of the King of England's. 1047 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:39,042 You're snobby for a prisoner! Don't go overboard! 1048 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:42,250 Here's the commode, if you need it. 1049 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:45,125 There's nothing more modern. Like this basin. 1050 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:47,583 I'm sure you've never seen this. 1051 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:50,042 I knoweth it well. We washed in it. 1052 01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:53,583 - What? You washed in the toilet? - The hands and face. 1053 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:56,583 Then we drank the water, nice and cold! 1054 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:58,542 How repulsive! 1055 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:02,500 Forced to drink from the toilet! Jailors are monsters! 1056 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,167 I thought it over. You're a limp dick! 1057 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:17,833 - How lovely to be woken to a compliment. - I cannot save the Dauphin alone. 1058 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,083 So I'll go to my castle and see to my peasants. 1059 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:23,292 - When? - Once I see a wizard. 1060 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:25,958 No wizard here? 1061 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,292 Why not a fortune teller? 1062 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:31,833 Revolutionaries hate superstitions. You want to die? 1063 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:33,333 Find a wizard or I stay! 1064 01:01:33,417 --> 01:01:37,292 I have a big debate at the assembly today. I must be in shape. 1065 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:39,875 I need to work. 1066 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:49,833 Give me your prison clothes. I'll have them cleaned. 1067 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:51,333 Here. 1068 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:56,208 Hooray is more secular! 1069 01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:57,875 No need to shout it. 1070 01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,875 I see that you understand. 1071 01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:04,208 I had no idea this odor existed. 1072 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,708 How shameful to treat men like that! 1073 01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:11,375 I'll put your boots on the landing. 1074 01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:14,875 No air in here. It can infect our lungs. 1075 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,667 - Watching me sleep? - Yes. 1076 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,583 No Merlin here, but there's a madwoman. 1077 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:31,292 - She calls herself Mother of God. - Mother of God? 1078 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:33,292 Does she have magic powers? 1079 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:37,708 She claims she can see the future. Robespierre consults her. 1080 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,625 Take me to her on the double! 1081 01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:54,958 But I don't even know her address. 1082 01:02:55,042 --> 01:02:57,917 - Where is Jacquouille the Crass? - Citizen! 1083 01:02:58,792 --> 01:03:02,125 - Keep your dog inside! - What? I don't have a dog. 1084 01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:04,083 It defecated on the landing. 1085 01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:06,458 The smell is unbearable! 1086 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:09,250 - Who'll clean up? - Who's screaming? 1087 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,792 The Malfète's dog shits all over. 1088 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:16,083 - Yes, it smells like dead donkey. - Are they your lackey's boots? 1089 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,417 He's down there. Come. 1090 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:23,042 What's on your hair? It's all white! 1091 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,750 Why did you use up Antoine-Claude's powder? 1092 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,208 For the itching. 1093 01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:28,375 Head lice. 1094 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:31,167 Your jail mates. We'll use the comb. 1095 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:34,625 His sister is very smart. Let me manipulate her. 1096 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:37,583 She finds me attractive. 1097 01:03:39,292 --> 01:03:40,750 I'll be right back. 1098 01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:45,667 - Fraternal salutations. - What is it, citizen? 1099 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,875 I know you. Ignace's companion! 1100 01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:51,917 - How so? - Come now, 1101 01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:55,958 - you know Ignace Jacques Couille. - My father disputed with him. Not me. 1102 01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:59,375 - You're bound by the consequences. - That's debatable. 1103 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:02,417 Why was Ignace on the landing? 1104 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:05,542 - In the cold, like a dog! - He tried to kill Stepmother. 1105 01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:07,667 - Are you for murder? - No. 1106 01:04:07,792 --> 01:04:09,875 But I am for just revenge! 1107 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:13,000 He wanted compensation for his misfortune! 1108 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,667 - Will you file a complaint? - No. 1109 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:17,292 Hooray is more secular! 1110 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,917 How handsome you are, Ignace. Look at him. 1111 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:22,750 Nice fit, citizen Houb? 1112 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,292 You look ridiculous, ball of grease. 1113 01:04:25,417 --> 01:04:28,542 You'll be the local laughingstock when we go back! 1114 01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:31,542 I won't go back! It stinks there! 1115 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,625 There's no need to fight. 1116 01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:35,167 The galleys are over. 1117 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,792 You can be proud. They're traumatized. 1118 01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:39,833 Hooray is more secular! 1119 01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:42,542 Enough, Uncle Ignace. It's annoying. 1120 01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:44,042 Can you leave us? 1121 01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:45,708 - Why? - We don't need you! 1122 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,500 Good going! You were totally hoodwinked! 1123 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,542 Your Austrian cousin is just a galley slave. 1124 01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:55,083 Good God, galley slaves? 1125 01:04:56,583 --> 01:05:00,625 - I was so naive. - They could have harmed the children! 1126 01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:02,708 I forgot about the children! 1127 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:06,125 - Close call. - I told you they look like gypsies! 1128 01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:10,167 - Your generosity got us stuck here! - Stop quarreling. 1129 01:05:10,292 --> 01:05:13,750 There is perhaps... a solution. Elise. 1130 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:18,542 Bring this letter to the ambassador of the Netherlands. 1131 01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:23,000 Give it personally to Duke MacManus. 1132 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,958 - In case of danger, swallow it. - Swallow it? 1133 01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,000 Best way to get rid of it. 1134 01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:30,958 - With the wax seal? - Yes, with the wax seal. 1135 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:38,542 - Marquis, is that my suit? - Yes, it is. 1136 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:41,042 - I had no time to ask. - Too bad. 1137 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,625 I had to change my shirt and underwear. 1138 01:05:43,792 --> 01:05:46,083 You have clothes galore, cheapskate! 1139 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:50,833 - That's my Florentine silk suit. - Yes, I had to trim it with a sword. 1140 01:05:51,167 --> 01:05:52,292 With a sword. 1141 01:05:52,958 --> 01:05:54,708 He sliced up an expensive suit. 1142 01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:58,458 If you like, I'll put back on my old underwear. 1143 01:05:59,792 --> 01:06:02,583 And so these two martyrs ended up in my home. 1144 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:04,542 It would make a good article. 1145 01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:07,208 True. I'll publish it tomorrow. 1146 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,750 Thanks for telling me about these men. 1147 01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:12,625 "The Republic must awaken 1148 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,917 to pay homage... 1149 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,708 vibrant homage, 1150 01:06:17,917 --> 01:06:20,167 to these poor martyrs." 1151 01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:23,542 - How's that, citizens? - We'll take everything! That'll show them! 1152 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:29,750 Excellent! Pertinent and pithy. I'll use it. It will work well. 1153 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,250 Hooray is more secular! 1154 01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:35,542 - Excuse me? - Hooray is more secular! 1155 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:39,000 They talk gibberish. The galleys traumatized them. 1156 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:43,542 I see. They speak a little exuberantly, like lost children. 1157 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,208 You're making a strange face. 1158 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:48,250 You can express yourself freely. 1159 01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:50,542 Your opinion matters. Speak. 1160 01:06:51,667 --> 01:06:55,833 You reek of death. Your number's up. Get help, if you still can. 1161 01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:58,750 Your pimples ooze pus. Death fast approaches. 1162 01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:01,208 - What was that? - We'll leave you. 1163 01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:03,500 - Let's go. - They ooze. 1164 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:05,458 He's busy. Let's not nag him. 1165 01:07:05,542 --> 01:07:08,417 What were they saying? I didn't understand. 1166 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:09,625 Was it about me? 1167 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,750 - Why say he's sick? - Because he's very sick! 1168 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:16,042 No need to be so frank! You'll get in trouble. 1169 01:07:16,167 --> 01:07:17,167 Simone! 1170 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:19,375 Charlotte brought me two madmen! 1171 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:21,750 It's ice cold! 1172 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:43,167 - I didn't get your name. - Godefroy the Hardy. 1173 01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:46,833 Hardy? Like someone who's hardy? 1174 01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,208 It suits you. 1175 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,875 Where does Mother of God live? 1176 01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:54,917 - Mother of God? What's that? - The old lady fortune teller. 1177 01:07:55,042 --> 01:07:57,542 - Who mentioned her? - Where is she? 1178 01:07:58,042 --> 01:07:59,625 I don't know and I don't care. 1179 01:07:59,917 --> 01:08:03,667 Collot is trying to get my brother involved with her. 1180 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,625 She claims Robespierre is the new Messiah. 1181 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,792 As if he believed in black magic. 1182 01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:12,375 - Who is this Collard? - No, it's Collot. 1183 01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:16,667 An ambitious, slandering snake. Maximilien should beware of him. 1184 01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:18,542 He invited him for dinner tonight. 1185 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:24,417 - Nice victuals. - We'll go talk to this Collot. 1186 01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:27,708 A nice jug of milk, fresh and warm. 1187 01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:30,500 Milk straight from the cow. 1188 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:35,292 Come on, it's still warm! Fresh from the farm! 1189 01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,708 Carry this, pigface. 1190 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:41,292 You carry it, citizen Kurt. We're equals here! 1191 01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:44,958 - I'll show you equality. - No slappery! 1192 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,292 Stop arguing. 1193 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:49,458 Citizen Hardy is stronger. He can carry. 1194 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,708 Be nice. Come on, let's go. And smile! 1195 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:56,667 Citizen Kurt, keep on smiling... 1196 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:57,958 Citizen Kurt. 1197 01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:07,583 Before moving abroad, find out whether this Duke has money. 1198 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:10,542 He has an annual stipend of 500,000 pounds. 1199 01:09:11,833 --> 01:09:13,083 My God, it's him! 1200 01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:14,083 Let him in. 1201 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:16,833 - I'm far too embarrassed. - About what? 1202 01:09:16,917 --> 01:09:21,667 - You're a recent widow! I'm shocked! - It's the circumstances, Victoire. 1203 01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:22,833 Duke... 1204 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,375 Come in, Duke. 1205 01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:29,208 A pleasure to see you. 1206 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,333 Countess, the pleasure is all mine. 1207 01:09:35,792 --> 01:09:38,375 May I sit down? I'm overwhelmed. 1208 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,375 How are you managing amid this torment? 1209 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:47,833 Surviving. But I'm afraid it will mar my face. 1210 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,000 - I see no trace of worry. - But his face is like a blowfish. 1211 01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:53,917 Thank you. You're a good liar. 1212 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:58,667 We witness from the embassy this terror that has seized France. 1213 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,333 - Ruthless Robespierre! - We're ruined. 1214 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:04,500 No more castle, no more townhouse... 1215 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:09,333 They took it all. We're homeless. They want to lead us to the gallows. 1216 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,875 Madame, speak not of misfortune. 1217 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:17,542 Forgive me this moment of weakness, but alas, such is our reality. 1218 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:19,708 I'm your humble servant. 1219 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,000 Blowfish bit the bait. 1220 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:24,542 Just say it and I will rid you of this sadness. 1221 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:31,167 Do you still have your castle on the banks of the Vecht? 1222 01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:33,000 I made it much larger. 1223 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:35,500 I added 22 rooms. 1224 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:37,083 I must see it! 1225 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,292 It's exactly what we need. 1226 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:43,417 Can we come visit till these revolutionary clouds scatter? 1227 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,208 Madame, for me that would mean pure joy. 1228 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,833 Did you find the time to read my letters? 1229 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:52,583 Please, Henri... 1230 01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,125 - I'm mourning. - Silly me! 1231 01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,458 So it's a deal? I'm thrilled. 1232 01:11:01,542 --> 01:11:04,000 - Prepare to receive us! - Sorry... 1233 01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:07,750 - Who do you mean by "us"? - All of us, of course. 1234 01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:11,750 My children, my stepchildren, my reader and Honorine, my cook. 1235 01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:14,542 Thank you, ma'am. And thank you, kind sir. 1236 01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:18,208 - And your friend Lorenzo. - Of course, Marquis. 1237 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:22,208 Lorenzo Baldini, Marquis of Portofino, son-in-law of Duke de Cheneviette. 1238 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:24,042 Pleased to meet you. 1239 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:26,917 - My respects. - The pleasure is mine. 1240 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:29,208 They're playing me for a sucker. 1241 01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:33,833 Countess, wouldn't it be wiser if we both went to my home 1242 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:37,083 to prepare my mother and sister for your arrival? 1243 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,208 Terrible idea. 1244 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,125 It's everyone now, or no one. 1245 01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,917 All right. I give in. 1246 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,167 But it will be a violent surprise. 1247 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:47,625 - No... - Yes, a little. 1248 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:51,833 I'll be here tomorrow at six o'clock with the diplomatic coach. 1249 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,500 A large one. We have many trunks. 1250 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,083 Not a one-week jaunt. 1251 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:59,458 My first name is Hendricks, my dear. 1252 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:00,708 Really? What did I say? 1253 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,250 - Henri. - So? 1254 01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,792 Henri is the translation of Hendrick in French. 1255 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:08,792 - No. - It's easier for us. Don't start! 1256 01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:10,750 So then call me Henri. 1257 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:11,875 Fine. 1258 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:13,958 I'm off. 1259 01:12:15,542 --> 01:12:18,625 See you tomorrow, Duke. I miss you already. 1260 01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:20,458 Same for me, Madame. 1261 01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:29,167 Hello, citizen Accuser. Good to see you. 1262 01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:32,542 It's hell. The Malfètes came. Ten of them up there! 1263 01:12:32,625 --> 01:12:34,250 And they're racists. 1264 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:37,542 They're hiding at the Deputy's? Dumber than I thought. 1265 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:40,750 They prowl in and out like aristocrats. 1266 01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:43,792 They brought a harpsichord. Noble music! 1267 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:46,083 A harpsichord? They'll pay dearly for this! 1268 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:50,583 The most dangerous of the lot is a brawny Alsatian named Kurt. 1269 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:54,458 He's always with a stinky little skunk who knocked me down. 1270 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,042 - Are you hurt? - My back. 1271 01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:59,167 Write a denunciation and give it to me. 1272 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:03,833 I hear Robespierre is eating at his sister's tonight. 1273 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:06,458 You mean at my place. I pay the rent. 1274 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:10,167 Of course, but Robespierre is more famous than you. 1275 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,625 - For sure. - Yes. 1276 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:16,708 Hold on. We have something for you. 1277 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,500 What is it? 1278 01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:23,500 Since we love Robespierre, Philibert cooked him one of his specialties. 1279 01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:24,917 What is it? 1280 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:27,667 - Blood pudding. - Very black. 1281 01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:31,083 Blood pudding is black. And white. 1282 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:32,417 Of course. 1283 01:13:32,667 --> 01:13:34,583 I make it like Mama Renée. 1284 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:38,583 - His mother. - I used cayenne pepper, despite the price. 1285 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,458 Maybe he can say hello before he leaves. 1286 01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,792 Our friends don't believe we know him! 1287 01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:49,500 I'll ask. I can't promise anything. 1288 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,958 Lolotte! 1289 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,958 - It's me. - Yes! 1290 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:02,833 I have good news. Ignace is here with his friend. 1291 01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:04,125 Why are they here? 1292 01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,208 - Family. - Escaped convicts! 1293 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:08,250 We harbor criminals now? 1294 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:09,833 - Come - Oh, Lolotte. 1295 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:16,167 Cheers, great-great-great-grandsonny! 1296 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,458 Cheers. 1297 01:14:19,792 --> 01:14:21,792 They look like bandits! 1298 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:25,000 - He stole my best suit! - No, I gave it to him. 1299 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:28,792 - They shouldn't eat with your brother. - What's the problem? 1300 01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:32,833 They're victims of tyranny. Maximilien can understand. 1301 01:14:32,917 --> 01:14:37,292 By tomorrow they'll get amnesty. They'll be heros and so will you. 1302 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:39,875 I hope so. 1303 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,208 For your brother, from Prune and her big blackbird. 1304 01:14:43,292 --> 01:14:46,042 Give your uncle a kiss. He'd like it. 1305 01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:48,167 - He can wait. - Do it! 1306 01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:53,583 Go on! 1307 01:14:57,750 --> 01:15:00,083 Don't be shy. Kiss. 1308 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:03,458 You think it's easy? His breath is asphyxiating. 1309 01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:04,875 That's enough. 1310 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:10,250 - Sonny! - Finally! 1311 01:15:10,417 --> 01:15:12,958 - Happy now? - Yes, I like family 1312 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:15,667 and I think showing affection is a good thing. 1313 01:15:16,833 --> 01:15:18,167 What's that? 1314 01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:20,542 - What is it? - Pus. Don't touch it. 1315 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:23,500 - It burns. The pig drooled on me! - Don't touch it! 1316 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:25,208 It burns! 1317 01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:27,542 Purulent dermatitis from prison! 1318 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:30,250 Thanks for the kiss! Boiling water! 1319 01:15:33,042 --> 01:15:35,208 Not in the vegetable soup! 1320 01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:36,958 What is dermatitis? 1321 01:15:37,125 --> 01:15:39,542 The onset of death. We must see the wizard. 1322 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:42,500 Lolotte, he cannot be my uncle. 1323 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:45,500 - We don't look alike. - Fifteen years in jail. 1324 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:46,833 You'd look the same. 1325 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:49,542 No one in my family ever looked like that! 1326 01:15:51,167 --> 01:15:53,542 Robespierre's circle. Come clap, baby. 1327 01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:56,583 All of them. Couthon, the Terror's advocate. 1328 01:15:56,667 --> 01:15:59,167 Saint-Just, archangel of the revolution. 1329 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:02,792 Billaud-Varenne. Fouché, the executioner of Lyon. 1330 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:11,792 This dinner does our building proud. 1331 01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:13,667 Long live the Committee! 1332 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,625 We will vanquish... 1333 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:21,208 - Fraternal salutations. - Fraternal salutations. 1334 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:39,458 Meet Ignace, Antoine-Claude's uncle. 1335 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:42,667 He rotted in jail for 15 years with citizen Hardy. 1336 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,667 - Indeed. - Fraternal salutations. 1337 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:46,375 I'm Jacquouille. 1338 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,208 Did he say Jacques Couille? 1339 01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:52,667 Yes, he forgot the accent mark. Antoine-Claude was wise to add it. 1340 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:57,125 - Fraternal salutations. - I'd have known he was your uncle. 1341 01:16:57,292 --> 01:17:01,375 - Why? We don't look alike at all. - Spitting image. Same eyes. 1342 01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:03,667 And the low forehead. Same as yours. 1343 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:09,125 - An indubitable family resemblance. - Dubitable. 1344 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:12,042 - Why is he shouting? - They got yelled at so much. 1345 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,042 Let's make a toast. 1346 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,333 I won't help you. 1347 01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:24,583 Let's toast Robespierre and the revolution. 1348 01:17:24,667 --> 01:17:27,250 - Long live the Revolution! - Long live Robespierre! 1349 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:29,500 You're quite shy, citizen Hardy. 1350 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:32,000 You don't toast revolutions? 1351 01:17:34,792 --> 01:17:37,250 - To Robespierre's health. - Hear, hear! 1352 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,958 To citizen Bess Pierre! 1353 01:17:39,042 --> 01:17:43,000 - Hooray is more secular! - Enough! 1354 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:47,125 Marat will present them to the Convention. 1355 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:50,583 - Complicated. - No, the representatives will be thrilled. 1356 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:53,167 But there's a catch. 1357 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:57,250 Can Collot, presiding tomorrow, introduce a citizen called... 1358 01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,167 Crass? 1359 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:03,667 - I fear that we incur nasty jeers. - I am Jacquouille the Crass! 1360 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:06,792 - Yes, I see. - Maybe we should be truthful? 1361 01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:08,875 It would be a catastrophe. 1362 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:14,125 - The deputies will hear "Crass" and laugh. - We can't call you Crass. Sorry, citizen. 1363 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:18,083 - What name would you like? - I'm Jacquouille! 1364 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:21,167 Stubborn mule! We'll choose one ourselves. 1365 01:18:21,417 --> 01:18:23,083 Sack? Citizen Sack? 1366 01:18:23,792 --> 01:18:26,208 - How about Assy? - Quiet. 1367 01:18:26,292 --> 01:18:28,083 I know what name. 1368 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:29,875 We'll use Jacquard. 1369 01:18:30,042 --> 01:18:32,125 Ignace Jacquard has a nice ring to it. 1370 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:35,208 Jacquard is my great-great-great grandsonny. 1371 01:18:35,417 --> 01:18:37,750 "Jacquard" sounds like "Whack hard." 1372 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:40,250 It beats Jacquouillete. Consider changing. 1373 01:18:40,417 --> 01:18:42,375 - Jacquouillete is fey. - True. 1374 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,542 - And the meat? - I'm bringing it in now! 1375 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,083 Thank you. 1376 01:18:58,417 --> 01:19:00,417 Maximilien, at last! 1377 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,125 Fraternal salutations. 1378 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:06,083 Fraternal salutations, Maximilien. We're thrilled to have you. 1379 01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:10,292 - Fraternal salutations. - Fraternal salutations. 1380 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:12,542 We started eating as you said. 1381 01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:14,792 I'm glad. No formalities tonight. 1382 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,542 Keep it simple. 1383 01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:18,917 Who are those two? 1384 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,458 Ignace, Jacquouillete's uncle. 1385 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:24,583 Citizen Hardy, his mate. 1386 01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:27,833 - Both unfairly sent to the royal galleys. - The soup is fabulous! 1387 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:30,875 - I'm proud to introduce you. - Fraternal salutations, Bess Pierre! 1388 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000 Robespierre. 1389 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:37,167 - Fraternal salutations. - To Robespierre, our chief! 1390 01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:39,583 Excuse me? I'm no one's chief. 1391 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:44,042 - That one is your uncle? - Very distantly related. 1392 01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:48,167 - But he's your father's brother. - Exactly. He's not my father. 1393 01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:49,958 So he's distant. 1394 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:53,000 Hear about the Issoudun prison mutiny? 1395 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:59,000 - Aren't you in charge of that prison? - Yes, I am. 1396 01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:01,625 But at the exact moment it happened, 1397 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:05,042 I was confiscating the Montmirail castle from Malfète's family. 1398 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:08,375 We'll take everything. That'll show them! 1399 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,792 - Well said! - It's scandalous! 1400 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:13,750 You prioritized the castle over an uprising? 1401 01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:18,167 Of course I did. To accommodate Carnot's troops. 1402 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:22,125 The castle always welcomes soldiers. I approve! 1403 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:27,250 Let's get to the point. How many prisoners escaped? 1404 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:31,708 - A very small handful. - I hear 45. Is that wrong? 1405 01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:36,750 No, 45 is the right number. You're right. 1406 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:39,958 I didn't want to bore you with the numbers. 1407 01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:42,708 I didn't count old men and women. 1408 01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:44,958 - Why? - Yes, why be selective? 1409 01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:46,250 I don't know. 1410 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:49,583 I stupidly thought they were more harmless. 1411 01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:50,958 You are stupid. 1412 01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:53,917 - Old men and women remain symbols. - True. 1413 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,917 No one must challenge the Republic when it's in danger. 1414 01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,292 Very well put. 1415 01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:01,208 Sixteen were found and guillotined immediately. 1416 01:21:01,292 --> 01:21:03,083 The two leaders escaped. 1417 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:04,833 What do you know of them? 1418 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:09,042 Honestly, you've caught me off guard. 1419 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:12,000 Do you have a description of the anti-revolutionaries? 1420 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:15,125 Me? Yes... No, in fact I don't. 1421 01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:19,500 It's unclear because... the jailors are still dazed. 1422 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,042 I have a note from Commissioner Verdier. 1423 01:21:22,167 --> 01:21:23,750 It's very clear. 1424 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,167 He says that the two leaders were foreigners. 1425 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,375 A Spaniard and an Englishman. 1426 01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:32,167 A giant and a smelly dwarf. 1427 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:36,125 - I prefer foreigners. - Why? 1428 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:41,083 Better foreigners than Frenchmen. Deceitful Frenchmen sadden me. 1429 01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:43,792 I have 200 men combing the area. 1430 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:46,250 - They won't escape. - Why are you here? 1431 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:50,292 What are you doing feasting in Paris? 1432 01:21:50,417 --> 01:21:52,000 I'm going back tonight. 1433 01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,792 You have 48 hours to arrest those scoundrels and kill them. 1434 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,208 No more. 1435 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,208 You're sweating. 1436 01:22:02,417 --> 01:22:06,125 I don't feel well. I caught cold on the way here. 1437 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,958 - Where is the cologne? - The bathroom. 1438 01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:10,292 The bathroom? 1439 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,583 Excuse me. 1440 01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:27,542 Do you even realize? The leaders are at our table! 1441 01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:29,167 Calm down. 1442 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:34,625 - Come back and act normal. - The rest of this meal has to go well. 1443 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:37,417 Honestly... I'm afraid. 1444 01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:40,000 - So no false notes! - Hurry up. 1445 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:50,958 Bravo! You're a hero to have confiscated the castle. 1446 01:22:51,042 --> 01:22:52,625 It's ours now. 1447 01:22:52,708 --> 01:22:56,500 - It's the Republic's! - Keep it in the family! 1448 01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:59,417 - We'll be proud. - Shut up or we'll have nothing. 1449 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:01,542 Not even our heads. 1450 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:02,750 Idiot. 1451 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,667 - There you are, Jacquouillete. - Feeling better? 1452 01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:14,375 - Maximilien, a glass of white or red? - Milk. 1453 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,000 - A glass of milk? - Yes. 1454 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:19,417 - Lolotte, do we have milk? - No. 1455 01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:21,417 - No milk? - Half a glass will do. 1456 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,458 Neither of us drinks milk. 1457 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:26,167 No milk? That's unbelievable! 1458 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,792 No milk for Robespierre? What a false note! 1459 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:31,917 How can there be a house without any milk? 1460 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:36,833 - Go and hail a passing cow! - A passing cow at night? 1461 01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:39,458 I've never heard such nonsense. No milk? 1462 01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,833 Sorry, there's no milk! I can't allow this! 1463 01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:45,042 I'll find some. Believe me! 1464 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:47,167 - Okay. - No milk! 1465 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,333 Uncle Ignace, why the prison rags again? 1466 01:23:53,417 --> 01:23:56,458 - It's comfier. - It suits him. More common. 1467 01:23:56,958 --> 01:24:00,333 You'll speak longer next time. Danton was interminable. 1468 01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,208 The cuckold and the cocksman! 1469 01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:04,458 We never have enough time at the assembly. 1470 01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:05,583 True. 1471 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,625 - What's the rush, why the panic? - Milk hunt! 1472 01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:14,333 - Prune! I need milk on the double! - I finished all mine. 1473 01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:18,125 No milk in this dump? A building without milk! 1474 01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:20,667 Where am I supposed to get it? 1475 01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:23,833 The cow already came by. Now the cow is asleep! 1476 01:24:23,917 --> 01:24:26,042 - The cow's asleep? - Yes. 1477 01:24:26,250 --> 01:24:28,792 Why is it asleep? Unbelievable! 1478 01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:33,750 - What is it? - I wanted to say hello to your brother. 1479 01:24:33,917 --> 01:24:35,958 - Bon appétit. - Thanks. Good evening. 1480 01:24:36,042 --> 01:24:38,250 - Eat yet, Malfète? - No, not yet. 1481 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,583 Is that all? 1482 01:24:39,667 --> 01:24:41,917 Hurry. They must be waiting upstairs. 1483 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:44,042 Good evening. 1484 01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:50,750 I'm late because I read my latest poem to the Jacobins. 1485 01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:52,958 It's dedicated to you. Want to hear? 1486 01:24:53,042 --> 01:24:54,333 - Long? - Fifteen stanzas. 1487 01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:57,250 Recite the first to give us an idea. 1488 01:24:58,042 --> 01:24:59,375 "To the Liberty Tree" 1489 01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,333 "Dear tree, become the token of our hope 1490 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,583 Help us cope" 1491 01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:06,583 Blossom forever in the wild 1492 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:09,083 Protect every child... 1493 01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:12,375 Sorry, Collot... Maximilien finished your blood pudding. 1494 01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:15,375 - My guilty pleasure. - Too spicy for me. 1495 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:16,917 It was... well-seasoned. 1496 01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:20,625 No one here has any milk? No milk in Paris! 1497 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:25,958 Robespierre wants milk. I'll bring them some. 1498 01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:27,292 We finished it. 1499 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,042 How can that be? I bought a jug today. 1500 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,167 Hot cocoa in honor of the Duke. 1501 01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:34,917 He bought Madame. Now we can die in Holland. 1502 01:25:35,083 --> 01:25:36,625 You're going too far. 1503 01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:40,625 - That's my champagne! - Can't I have some? 1504 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:51,375 The Incorruptible has been in there for ten minutes. 1505 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:52,833 It's becoming worrisome. 1506 01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:00,125 It's the blood pudding. 1507 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:03,083 - You're Collot? - Yes, why? 1508 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,042 My guts are on fire. Damned blood pudding. 1509 01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:09,208 Sorry, Maximilien. 1510 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:11,750 It reeks of tobacco here! I can't breathe. 1511 01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:14,833 It's as if you're trying to kill me. 1512 01:26:16,458 --> 01:26:17,667 Now it's out. 1513 01:26:18,417 --> 01:26:23,083 Tell Maximilien about your idea of presenting them to the Convention. 1514 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:27,042 Marat thinks they could be shown as victims of monarchy. 1515 01:26:27,167 --> 01:26:30,792 - Fouché says it's a fine idea. - Not true. I have no opinion. 1516 01:26:30,917 --> 01:26:34,208 - Can they express themselves? - Just ask them. 1517 01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:36,542 Are you able to speak publically? 1518 01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:40,833 - It's not an easy audience. - I knoweth no fear, chief. 1519 01:26:40,958 --> 01:26:44,042 We'll be able to address them and give much slappery. 1520 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,250 We'll skin their butts 1521 01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:48,167 Like the bailiff in the Orne 1522 01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:50,000 We killed him one fine morn 1523 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:54,667 And hanged him by his nuts 1524 01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:56,333 Hooray is more secular! 1525 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,958 Charlotte, can they leave us for a short moment? 1526 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:06,667 - Come with me. Time for dessert. - Desserts are cool! 1527 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,750 Hooray for Bess Pierre! 1528 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:12,792 How reckless. 1529 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:15,417 I don't understand a word they say. 1530 01:27:15,542 --> 01:27:17,625 Which means there is no thought. 1531 01:27:17,792 --> 01:27:22,000 Share these two amongst yourselves while they discuss next door. 1532 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:23,875 They're total illiterates! 1533 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:26,333 I hate demagoguery! 1534 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:30,750 The Convention would accuse us of taking advantage of retards! 1535 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:32,292 How concise. 1536 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,083 Robespierre is a snake. 1537 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,625 Once he finds out who we are, we'll be beheaded! 1538 01:27:38,750 --> 01:27:40,125 Certainly not! 1539 01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:43,458 We can't leave. The Convention will applaud us. 1540 01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:46,542 Enough, nitwit! Obey or I'll disembowel you! 1541 01:27:46,792 --> 01:27:49,208 We are men of reason and virtue. 1542 01:27:49,917 --> 01:27:52,583 I won't use two simpletons to garner pity. 1543 01:27:52,667 --> 01:27:53,917 Send them packing. 1544 01:28:06,167 --> 01:28:09,000 No more milk! I tried everywhere. 1545 01:28:09,167 --> 01:28:10,417 No milk in the area! 1546 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:13,667 We must wait till tomorrow because the cow's asleep. 1547 01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:15,917 Forget the milk. I'm in pain. I'm going. 1548 01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:17,125 Me too. 1549 01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:20,000 Shall I see you home? 1550 01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,583 - No, I live nearby. - Barnabé! 1551 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,208 Take me home. 1552 01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:30,542 Take us to Mother of God or die! 1553 01:28:30,625 --> 01:28:32,542 Quiet or I'll cut your throat! 1554 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:34,875 - No more gifts. - Why not? 1555 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:37,917 The tortoiseshell comb I gave you for your birthday 1556 01:28:38,042 --> 01:28:40,000 was in the toilet. 1557 01:28:40,375 --> 01:28:41,375 Chipped. 1558 01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:45,083 Lolotte, when I came back, 1559 01:28:45,167 --> 01:28:48,625 I saw Ignace and his friend. Where are they going? 1560 01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:50,958 They were supposed to wait. They left! 1561 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,208 Bravo! 1562 01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:56,167 I have 48 hours to arrest them! Why didn't you watch them? 1563 01:28:56,292 --> 01:28:59,833 - You want me to die, madwoman? - Watch your tone! 1564 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:05,750 I left my briefcase. My speech is in it. 1565 01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,625 - Are you all right? - Yes... 1566 01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:10,667 I thought I heard fighting. 1567 01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:13,292 - Not at all. - No. 1568 01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:17,375 Charlotte, from now on keep out of politics. I'd prefer. 1569 01:29:17,542 --> 01:29:20,667 - That's what I say. It's for men. - I didn't say that! 1570 01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:23,375 As man's equal, women must participate. 1571 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:25,875 - Be nice to my sister. - I'm sorry. 1572 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,000 With this prison escape, I've lost my head. 1573 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:30,875 Try to keep hold of it. 1574 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,667 My head? Yes, of course. 1575 01:29:35,958 --> 01:29:39,792 Heed my words. I'll have the two of them guillotined. 1576 01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:43,042 At dawn, I'll give their descriptions to the guards. 1577 01:29:43,667 --> 01:29:45,083 Here comes our Robespierre! 1578 01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:47,417 How did you like my blood pudding? 1579 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:50,667 My belly! I ate a rat! 1580 01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:52,167 How pretentious! 1581 01:29:54,292 --> 01:29:56,000 Bottom of the well, Collot! 1582 01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:12,542 - Who sent you? - Collot. 1583 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,875 Mother of God is listening. 1584 01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,625 - Mother, I beg of you... - Quiet! 1585 01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:42,958 I feel people who visit me from afar. 1586 01:30:43,167 --> 01:30:45,667 From very far. From the abysses. 1587 01:30:47,583 --> 01:30:50,125 Big man... step closer. 1588 01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:54,333 An evil halo surrounds you and your companion. 1589 01:30:54,958 --> 01:30:57,625 - Where are you from? - A time when God ruled. 1590 01:30:57,708 --> 01:31:01,042 If you stay here, you'll suffocate and die. 1591 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,792 You are Godefroy the Hardy. 1592 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:07,708 A great warrior who fought beside Louis The Fat. 1593 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:11,250 He requires your help. Listen to me, Hardy! 1594 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:12,500 I am Nora. 1595 01:31:12,583 --> 01:31:14,833 Daughter of Eusaebius, the magician. 1596 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,042 Louis VI called for war against the Teutons. 1597 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:19,250 Montmirail, 1598 01:31:19,667 --> 01:31:22,375 if you are not at my side before the full moon, 1599 01:31:22,708 --> 01:31:25,667 your land will be seized and given to... 1600 01:31:25,792 --> 01:31:27,583 - One-Eyed Raoul. - The Fat! 1601 01:31:27,667 --> 01:31:30,542 It's the King, Sire. It is witchcraft! 1602 01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:33,000 How do I go back? 1603 01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:35,250 Go to Issoudun, to the town square! 1604 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:38,125 Find the shop of citizen Eusèbe. 1605 01:31:38,417 --> 01:31:42,542 My descendent will concoct a magical brew. 1606 01:31:42,917 --> 01:31:46,417 Make haste or your body will become horrendous 1607 01:31:46,542 --> 01:31:49,708 and even putrefy, like that of your companion. 1608 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:57,167 - Stay. I'll get weapons and victuals. - To return to the Car Age? 1609 01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:01,667 - Trust me, Crass One. - They were the most fun. 1610 01:32:01,792 --> 01:32:04,875 That's your opinion. Now go watch the horses! 1611 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:09,833 - Not my opinion, 'tis truthy! - For sure, citizen Jacquouille. 1612 01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:20,000 Freeze, prisoner. You cannot pilfer from my pantry! 1613 01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:21,917 Wasp bite your nose? 1614 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:25,125 Robespierre will cut off your head, and soon. 1615 01:32:25,417 --> 01:32:29,167 Listen to me, sonny, because I knoweth your future. 1616 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:32,208 - They mentioned me? - Robespierre dislikes you. 1617 01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:35,792 They humiliated you by refusing you their table. 1618 01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:37,708 Really? 1619 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:41,542 A Montmirail is never refused supper. 1620 01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:43,250 So listen. 1621 01:32:43,917 --> 01:32:46,583 Your days are numbered. Wed your beloved. 1622 01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:48,167 Make her a descendant. 1623 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:50,708 Even if your life is not spared, 1624 01:32:50,792 --> 01:32:54,125 your child will survive and our name will continue. 1625 01:32:54,625 --> 01:32:55,833 Our name? 1626 01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:57,458 What name? 1627 01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:02,292 I am Godefroy the Hardy, first Count of Montmirail, 1628 01:33:02,583 --> 01:33:04,500 by the grace of Louis VI. 1629 01:33:04,708 --> 01:33:06,208 You are my descendent 1630 01:33:06,708 --> 01:33:08,917 and I am moved to meeteth you. 1631 01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:18,167 Follow my advice. 1632 01:33:18,333 --> 01:33:20,958 Shaggeth thy lady-love. And I will go home. 1633 01:33:23,917 --> 01:33:24,917 Go! 1634 01:33:26,792 --> 01:33:27,792 Halt! 1635 01:33:28,625 --> 01:33:30,542 The president's coach, Sergeant! 1636 01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:32,333 - Let it through! - Meathead! 1637 01:33:32,458 --> 01:33:34,667 I don't believe it! No way! 1638 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:42,625 In the name of the Republic! Search! 1639 01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:54,500 Someone told them. 1640 01:33:54,875 --> 01:33:56,583 I'll get you yet, Malfète! 1641 01:33:56,833 --> 01:33:57,833 Halt! 1642 01:33:59,458 --> 01:34:01,083 - Papers. - Diplomatic pouch. 1643 01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:03,083 I'm the Dutch Ambassador. 1644 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:19,208 Go! 1645 01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:31,000 Citizen Sire! We're in the town square. 1646 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:32,917 Come! 1647 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:35,458 Sire, your nose! 1648 01:34:35,542 --> 01:34:38,708 It's all red and droopy! You're wrinkled. 1649 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:42,167 You have a cow's neck. That's why we must leave. 1650 01:34:42,292 --> 01:34:44,583 Not me. I'm too suspicious. 1651 01:34:45,917 --> 01:34:49,750 - Suspicious of who? Me? - Of another damned potion! 1652 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:53,083 Come here, idiot! Look at your pitiful state. 1653 01:34:53,583 --> 01:34:57,833 - Your agony will be atrocious. - How terrifying! Help, I'm suffocating! 1654 01:34:58,042 --> 01:34:59,250 Take me with you! 1655 01:34:59,542 --> 01:35:03,833 Here, Verdier. Thirty drops a day. Your sore throat will go away soon. 1656 01:35:04,042 --> 01:35:05,042 In water. 1657 01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:07,292 Not wine. 1658 01:35:08,917 --> 01:35:11,583 Help! I'm all swollen! 1659 01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:12,917 I'm going to die! 1660 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:17,500 I think these citizens need me. Pay later. 1661 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:19,708 Guards! 1662 01:35:19,875 --> 01:35:20,917 You came quick. 1663 01:35:21,042 --> 01:35:23,083 - The potion! - Let's hurry! 1664 01:35:23,167 --> 01:35:25,083 - This way. - The potion... 1665 01:35:25,667 --> 01:35:29,333 Help! Soldiers! I found the escapees! 1666 01:35:30,542 --> 01:35:31,625 Make haste! 1667 01:35:38,042 --> 01:35:40,167 I can't breathe! 1668 01:35:40,667 --> 01:35:41,833 Fast! 1669 01:35:42,958 --> 01:35:44,417 I'm becoming a toad! 1670 01:35:44,833 --> 01:35:47,583 I must add viper venom to the potion. 1671 01:35:47,917 --> 01:35:50,958 Shut your face! Hurry or I'll die! 1672 01:35:52,083 --> 01:35:54,292 I must return to my betrothed. 1673 01:35:54,375 --> 01:35:57,750 I'll finish the potion and you're off. It's my mission. 1674 01:35:58,417 --> 01:36:00,542 Are we going back to the Car Age? 1675 01:36:02,042 --> 01:36:03,750 I'd rather die here! 1676 01:36:03,917 --> 01:36:06,625 - Yes, trust me. - Swear it, Sire. 1677 01:36:07,458 --> 01:36:09,125 - Swear! - I swear. 1678 01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:13,500 Make haste, wizard! The soldiery is coming! 1679 01:36:14,208 --> 01:36:15,417 Hasten! 1680 01:36:22,333 --> 01:36:23,333 Drink. 1681 01:36:23,875 --> 01:36:24,875 Drink! 1682 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:30,125 By Horus, by Ra, by Sol Invictus. Lead the way. 1683 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:35,792 By Sol Invictus. Lead the way! 1684 01:37:02,542 --> 01:37:03,542 Get up! 1685 01:37:10,833 --> 01:37:13,167 Sire, I can finally breathe again. 1686 01:37:14,292 --> 01:37:17,500 Yes! We're back home, Jacquouille! 1687 01:37:17,875 --> 01:37:18,958 It worked! 1688 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,333 You're back in shape! 1689 01:37:23,250 --> 01:37:26,208 - Back home? - We're back in the time of knights! 1690 01:37:26,333 --> 01:37:27,375 Rascal! 1691 01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:29,583 I'd never have obeyed your whims! 1692 01:37:29,875 --> 01:37:32,333 Come, my castle awaits us. 1693 01:37:35,917 --> 01:37:37,292 Trickery! 1694 01:37:37,583 --> 01:37:39,833 You're a perjurer! You'll be damned! 1695 01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:43,250 - Damned to hell! - Swearing to a serf doesn't count. 1696 01:37:43,417 --> 01:37:45,542 You're not a nobleman, methinks! 1697 01:37:45,958 --> 01:37:50,583 - Come! Move on... rogue! - Shame on you! 1698 01:37:51,917 --> 01:37:53,708 Shame and scandal! 1699 01:37:57,542 --> 01:37:58,750 Citizens! 1700 01:38:00,958 --> 01:38:02,208 Where are you? 1701 01:38:06,167 --> 01:38:07,792 You dillydallyasse, rogue! 1702 01:38:07,958 --> 01:38:10,667 Screweth you! You're the rogue! 1703 01:38:16,667 --> 01:38:17,708 My castle! 1704 01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:19,750 What traitor hung his flag there? 1705 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:24,875 - Louis confiscated my castle! - It serveth you right! 1706 01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:30,500 Cars! 1707 01:38:32,792 --> 01:38:35,958 Cars! 1708 01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:39,208 This is too cool, Godefroy! 1709 01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:42,875 The wizard fuckethed up again! We're in the Car Age! 1710 01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:46,708 Let's dance a jig! Cars are so cool! 1711 01:38:46,875 --> 01:38:50,292 Silence! It's enemy soldiery! They speak Teutonic! 1712 01:38:50,583 --> 01:38:53,500 - They've seized my castle! - Germans?! 1713 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:56,458 My great-great-great grandsonny, held by Germans? 1714 01:38:56,542 --> 01:38:58,125 Jacquard, a prisoner? 1715 01:39:06,042 --> 01:39:08,542 There you are! I came along. 1716 01:39:09,833 --> 01:39:13,708 Holy scrotums! Another blunder! We're back in Car Age! 1717 01:39:13,875 --> 01:39:16,625 - Holy shit! - Let's find Lady Ginette. 1718 01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:20,000 Let's go to my dungeon. Goddammit! 1719 01:39:26,542 --> 01:39:29,042 Colonel, what the hell is going on? 1720 01:39:29,167 --> 01:39:32,708 - Your soldiers have moved into my room. - Sorry, Herr Jacquard. 1721 01:39:32,917 --> 01:39:37,292 Rommel has come from Tunisia to inspect the Atlantic Wall. 1722 01:39:37,583 --> 01:39:39,167 His presence is an honor. 1723 01:39:39,292 --> 01:39:42,833 But now I'm sleeping with my servants in their quarters. 1724 01:39:43,042 --> 01:39:44,500 What am I to do? 1725 01:39:46,833 --> 01:39:47,833 Edmund... 1726 01:39:47,917 --> 01:39:51,083 It's "Edmond," please. You need the whole castle? 1727 01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:52,875 The Feldmarschall is coming. 1728 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,917 - I'm sorry. - I don't get it. 1729 01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:58,500 I believe in the Europe you're building with Pétain. 1730 01:39:58,667 --> 01:40:01,250 But you annex my home as if I'm the enemy. 1731 01:40:01,375 --> 01:40:03,958 But you must sort the wheat from the chaff. 1732 01:40:04,125 --> 01:40:08,375 We're perfectly able to sort the white from the shaft. 1733 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:11,375 "Wheat," not "white." And "chaff." 1734 01:40:12,417 --> 01:40:13,917 - What? - Nothing. 1735 01:40:16,542 --> 01:40:17,583 Edmund... 1736 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:19,125 Edmond. 1737 01:40:19,375 --> 01:40:24,500 Can you ask your son Jacques-Henri to stop with his American music? 1738 01:40:24,958 --> 01:40:30,625 We prefer classical music. Mozart, Bach, Beethoven... 1739 01:40:31,208 --> 01:40:34,083 There's plenty to choose from in German music. 1740 01:40:34,250 --> 01:40:36,167 Of course. I'll be right back. 1741 01:40:36,667 --> 01:40:38,667 What the hell is he up to? 1742 01:40:45,583 --> 01:40:46,875 Jacques-Henri! 1743 01:40:49,333 --> 01:40:52,917 Enough with your gramophone! Wurtz and I can't hear a thing! 1744 01:40:53,208 --> 01:40:55,333 Your hipster music will get us killed! 1745 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,500 Father, it's jazz! It's just to dance. 1746 01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:00,917 Collaborator! 1747 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:03,250 - What? - Refrigerator. 1748 01:41:03,375 --> 01:41:04,542 I prefer that. 1749 01:41:05,625 --> 01:41:06,667 Read a book. 1750 01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:11,542 I'll recapture my castle! 1751 01:41:19,792 --> 01:41:21,167 My armor! 1752 01:41:29,292 --> 01:41:30,292 Hello? 1753 01:41:31,583 --> 01:41:33,708 Jacquouille, take a weapon and follow me. 1754 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:40,792 Sorry! 1755 01:41:40,917 --> 01:41:42,083 What is going on here? 1756 01:41:42,250 --> 01:41:43,625 Stop! 1757 01:41:44,667 --> 01:41:47,458 Sire, it fell! 1758 01:41:47,583 --> 01:41:48,625 Stop! 1759 01:41:50,667 --> 01:41:53,250 - Don't move! - I am innocent. 1760 01:41:53,375 --> 01:41:55,125 - Move! - Certainly. 1761 01:41:58,833 --> 01:42:01,292 Fat toad, now they got the wizard! 1762 01:42:01,458 --> 01:42:03,250 We're stuck in time again! 1763 01:42:03,375 --> 01:42:06,042 At least he can't concoct that damned potion. 1764 01:42:06,417 --> 01:42:10,667 - No slappery! - Show some respect! Get out! 1765 01:42:15,792 --> 01:42:17,417 Freeze or I'll shoot! 1766 01:42:20,208 --> 01:42:23,000 - Fraternal salutations, citizen. - Hands up! 1767 01:42:29,458 --> 01:42:32,333 Captain François! These two were spying! 1768 01:42:32,417 --> 01:42:33,917 - Kill them? - Why are you here? 1769 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,917 Gonzague the Coward, Sire. 1770 01:42:37,167 --> 01:42:38,667 It's not the coward. 1771 01:42:38,792 --> 01:42:42,583 It's his sonny. Malfète had children. Come in my arms! 1772 01:42:42,792 --> 01:42:45,625 - Freeze! - I know you. You're a Montmirail. 1773 01:42:45,875 --> 01:42:47,500 The bloodline continued. 1774 01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:52,125 - Know the Montmirails? - Don't I look like the first count? 1775 01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:55,625 Aren't these your family arms? 1776 01:43:01,958 --> 01:43:03,500 Yes, it's disturbing. 1777 01:43:04,208 --> 01:43:06,083 Like the painting, but ugly. 1778 01:43:06,417 --> 01:43:07,833 Why the circus outfits? 1779 01:43:07,917 --> 01:43:11,125 The castle. We escaped the Teutons via the chimney. 1780 01:43:11,292 --> 01:43:13,667 - Down with the Teutons! - You know the secret passage? 1781 01:43:13,792 --> 01:43:15,458 Yes, I built it. 1782 01:43:15,625 --> 01:43:17,625 They're mad. Should I kill them? 1783 01:43:17,792 --> 01:43:19,000 No, Gaspard. 1784 01:43:19,208 --> 01:43:21,458 We need that secret passage. 1785 01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:25,208 - The Krauts spotted us! - Take them! 1786 01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:31,167 Who are they? Big one looks like my ancestor. 1787 01:43:31,417 --> 01:43:35,625 But there are Romanians working for the Nazis, infiltrating the Resistance. 1788 01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:39,625 They're not too discreet. They won't get far. 1789 01:43:39,958 --> 01:43:41,125 Maybe they're dumb. 1790 01:43:41,583 --> 01:43:43,917 I'll interrogate them good and hard. 1791 01:43:44,042 --> 01:43:46,792 Remember, they can show us the passage. 1792 01:43:50,708 --> 01:43:53,167 - Not now, Captain. - It's never now. 1793 01:43:56,625 --> 01:43:58,917 What a thrill to be back in a car! 1794 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,625 Listen to this jalopy roar. How modern! 1795 01:44:01,750 --> 01:44:04,875 Renault tuned it up last week. Runs like a charm! 1796 01:44:05,083 --> 01:44:06,792 Have a nice cigar. 1797 01:44:06,958 --> 01:44:08,708 Black market? Don't mind if I do. 1798 01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:10,125 It's been two years. 1799 01:44:10,292 --> 01:44:12,792 Cigar. Can I have one? Okay? 1800 01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:17,708 Okay! 1801 01:44:17,833 --> 01:44:19,750 Stop screaming! Are you crazy? 1802 01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:24,083 Crazy! Okay! Crazy! 1803 01:44:24,333 --> 01:44:27,250 - Crazy! - Shut up back there! 1804 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,167 Okay! 1805 01:44:50,250 --> 01:44:53,125 Don't press against me, Henri. It's suffocating. 1806 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,250 Are you not well, dear? 1807 01:44:55,583 --> 01:44:57,708 There's not enough room in here. 1808 01:44:58,917 --> 01:45:01,167 Would you prefer I sit with the driver? 1809 01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:04,458 That would be wonderful, Duke. 1810 01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:06,083 If you don't mind. 1811 01:45:16,667 --> 01:45:18,792 This weather is terrible! 1812 01:45:19,458 --> 01:45:23,208 - All that weight against me. - Unbearable. 1813 01:45:24,292 --> 01:45:25,292 Move! 136580

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