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This holy anointed oil...
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I bless you
in Jesus Christ's name.
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May the Lord raise you up.
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If you have things left unsaid,
this would be the time.
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Has anyone seen Mikey?
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He's in the kitchen
organizing the Tupperware lids.
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Unbelievable.
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None of these lids fit.
None of these lids fit.
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I don't know
how people live like this.
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Big baby. This is happening.
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Our dad is dying whether
you want to admit it or not.
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He's gonna pull through, okay?
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I do not understand where
the contact paper is though.
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Honestly, pretty unsanitary.
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We have known this was coming
for a year and a half.
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You can face reality,
or you can just keep remodeling
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the whole house
like you did with Nana June.
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Fits.
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He's gone.
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Great. You missed it, jackass.
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And I missed it too. Daddy...
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Come on, haven't you ever wanted
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to be one of those people
who opens something
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and eats it before they pay?
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Maybe a bag of chips,
but you are housing
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a full sheet cake
that feeds a small family.
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Yeah, but I'm dying.
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So I'm gonna do whatever I want
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without worrying
what people think.
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Yeah, right,
and I fully support you,
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but everyone can see
that you shoved
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a bottle of vodka
down your pants.
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I'm sorry.
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I just know that you wanted
to stop treatment
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to live life to the fullest,
but I didn't know that meant
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you wanted to spend it
in a correctional facility.
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All right.
I was gonna pay for it.
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I just want to feel the rush,
you know?
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I wanted to feel all the feels.
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I made a to-do list.
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This is a versatile bucket list.
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Okay, "Dance more." Check there.
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"Vandalize."
That's a surprising one.
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I just... check, aisle five.
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I just drew a penis
on a jar of marinara.
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"Run a marathon."
You are gonna do that alone.
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"Skinny dip in Lake Como."
We could do Lake Erie.
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Marry someone
I'm madly in love with.
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That's like flossing.
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It's, like, too much work,
and it's way too late.
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I mean, you could do that.
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Are you being serious right now?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call your bluff.
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What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
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Attention, shoppers.
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Please make your way
to the produce section
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between the bananas
and the tomatillos
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where I am going to ask the man
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that I am madly in love with
to marry me.
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I already told her
that I would, and I meant it.
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Yes, Paula.
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I will marry you.
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You splurged on me.
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My God. I'm still married.
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But, practically divorced.
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Just not legally.
She's actually moved on.
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She's pregnant,
and we are... we're doing this.
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It's... it's good. I'm in love.
Getting married.
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And they're not calling
any plays for me.
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I know you're nervous
about... it's not a big...
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Look, having a herniated disc
is not as...
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I disagree.
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Just make some calls
for me, okay?
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What's with the herniated disc?
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I thought you said
you were fine.
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It feels like
you're lying to me.
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Gabby, I'm not lying to you.
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It's just an old injury.
It's from that car accident.
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I'm not keeping
anything important from you.
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I wouldn't do
anything stupid, okay?
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Okay.
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Come on.
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You doing okay?
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You are so brave, Paula.
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Okay, let's get this
out of the way.
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I have cancer.
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And it's weird for me too.
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But when I'm here with you guys,
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I'd like to be treated
like a normal person,
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not a puppy abandoned
at a truck stop.
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- Totally understandable.
- Okay, fine.
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You're just...
You're just a blonde lady
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with moderately above average
dance skill.
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I feel like you went
a little too far
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in the opposite direction.
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But I appreciate the effort.
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We're just on our way
to something.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks. Thanks.
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The wedding.
Let's talk about that.
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- Yes, I have a plan.
- Good.
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How about my divorce?
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What the hell is this?
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It's from
the 12 days of Christmas.
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It would make more sense, Alan,
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if we weren't a month away
from Christmas.
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You're a premature decorator.
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I never would have guessed.
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Let's just say I'm never
going to tell Alan
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- to take initiative again.
- I love the holidays.
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What can I do for you guys?
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Mike and I want
to get married ASAP,
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but we don't want
to plan anything.
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My God. That's amazing.
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I love weddings.
Plus with you two,
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America's gonna have
a five-hanky crygasm.
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But Mike is still married.
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So we need to rush the divorce.
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But Paige is pregnant,
so should be easy.
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What? A pregnancy,
a wedding, and a divorce
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all in one episode?
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This is perfect. Thank you.
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- So we're good?
- Yeah, yeah.
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We'll set it up for tomorrow.
Right?
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Great.
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You know we can...
We can turn this into
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a cake topper maybe.
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Okay, what about
the Reggie tape?
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Are we still gonna
show it to Gabby?
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Yeah, but when
the time is right.
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As for the wedding...
You know what?
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I'll handle the divorce.
You are a girl.
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You take care
of the decorations.
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I'm actually a woman
with no desire to get married,
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but what are your thoughts
on colors, flowers?
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- Are we talking rustic?
- We got 24 hours. Who cares?
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Look, just call the network
and have them send the set
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of Married by Mike Tyson here.
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And stop looking so stressed.
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It's a wedding. Who cares?
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Alan? Pretty ugly.
Makes no sense.
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- You gonna get rid of it?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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I mean, it's a bunch of birds
on a platter.
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And I don't want to see it.
I don't...
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Even when we're
close to Christmas,
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I don't want to see it.
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Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
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Would you stop that?
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Julia, lengthen!
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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Do you ever stop yelling?
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Three months ago,
I was teaching calculus
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to teenagers
that were half asleep.
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I can't take this.
I'm taking a break.
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Back here. please.
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Justin, did you see who's here?
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My God. It's Annie Hines.
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Talk about exuding
Scorpio energy.
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She's a Broadway director.
Started as a choreographer.
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She won three Tonys
in the last five years.
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Let's just break.
I have a meeting.
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When we come back,
I want your heads in the game!
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- Heads in the game.
- Shut up, Simon!
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No, not you.
Justin, come with us.
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Go.
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Justin, come on!
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Talk about me. Talk about me.
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I hope she saw that.
That was so good.
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When I think about the future,
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I just focus on my two dreams.
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Performing with y'all in
Swan Lake and marrying Mike.
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I might not make it
to the performance
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'cause I'm tired
and losing weight, but...
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But I get to marry Mike
tomorrow.
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And one out of two
ain't bad, right?
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I'm gonna produce the hell
out of that wedding.
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You're gonna have your day.
I promise you.
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Let's do
something classic, right?
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Come on. Seriously?
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Guys, these flowers remind me
of my Aunt Edna's wake.
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Let's get a little class
in here?
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Off-white. No brainer.
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They all look the same.
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No, Alan,
they do not look the same.
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One is warm,
inviting, and romantic.
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The other one screams,
"Come to a lunch
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and buy a timeshare."
All right? Come on, guys.
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We are better than this.
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Someone turned into bridezilla.
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Brittney, Raven,
and I are planning
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a spa-themed bridal
bachelorette party for Paula.
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Honestly,
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I've never even been to a spa
or a bachelorette party.
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So what do you have in mind
for the spa theme?
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Okay. So I'm bringing these new,
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highly effective,
questionably-toxic,
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nightshade face masks that I am
the brand ambassador for,
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which actually really works out,
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'cause I owe them a lot of
video content and testimonials.
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I'm making a cocktail
called Mint to Be
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from "Martha Stewart Living."
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Yeah, that's right.
Get into it, Alan.
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Martha's my bitch.
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She's been to prison. Like...
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I was gonna bring some
flesh-toned penis straws.
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But apparently they don't fit
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into Brittney and Raven's
vision.
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You know they're called
cocktails for a reason.
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- I get it.
- Cocktails. Yeah.
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- He gets it.
- That's good.
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I can tell you're doing
something amazing, Monica.
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Still haven't managed
to teach most of them
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what a chasse is.
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Don't dismiss a compliment
when it's true.
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It has passion and art.
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And you're thinking
outside the box,
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which is surprising coming from
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the uptight purist
I used to know.
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Next you're going to tell me
you quit smoking.
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I did actually.
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Or that you removed
our matching tattoos.
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How's your mom?
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She's finally
gotten over our breakup.
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Mary's the best; I still
think about texting her.
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You should.
She really loves you.
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She's the only mother
who ever did.
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So Annie here
is a Broadway director.
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I heard that.
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Did you hear that
I'm casting my next show?
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I asked her to come and see you,
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because I think
you should audition.
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Really?
Yeah, that... that'd be amazing.
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Fantastic.
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Happy I flew in.
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Thank you so much for coming
with me to get beauty supplies.
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- Appreciate it.
- My pleasure.
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Which, coincidentally,
is the name of this red.
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- Is it really?
- Yeah.
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Well, I have to be honest.
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I'm really sorry that we didn't
get to go on our lunch date,
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but I hope
we can take a "Rain Check."
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- Nice one.
- Thank you.
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Do you think the person
who names these is doing okay?
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This one's called
"Crying from a Rooftop."
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I don't know which is sadder,
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that or "Boiled Shrimp"?
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- Delicious.
- I don't know about that.
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Yeah.
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I really do want to go
and celebrate Paula.
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She deserves it.
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But I just kinda don't want
to go back yet.
252
00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:24,497
Let's just play some more hooky.
253
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,792
And get some frozen yogurt.
254
00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:29,127
- All right.
- All right?
255
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:31,158
- Very specific.
- How could you say no to that?
256
00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,006
You know you can pay someone
to do that, right?
257
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,306
It relaxes me. What do you want?
258
00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:42,737
I want to see
if you'll officiate
259
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,195
Paula and Mike's wedding.
260
00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,197
- I am not interested.
- What?
261
00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:47,348
I just assumed you'd already
fantasized about it.
262
00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:48,963
Like, maybe jotted down
some corny jokes
263
00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:49,814
on paper or something.
264
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,041
If you must know, I'm cursed.
265
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,871
I've officiated seven weddings.
266
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,373
All of which
have ended in divorce.
267
00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,805
Ariana and Pete just asked me
to officiate,
268
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,657
and you see
what happened to them.
269
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,136
Yeah. Yes.
270
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,971
Well they'd definitely
be together if not for you.
271
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,215
Come on. I want this wedding
to be special.
272
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:06,831
Look, you and I both know
that if I put Monica up there,
273
00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:08,127
she's going to dump a bucket
of pig's blood on her head
274
00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,479
before burning the whole thing
to the ground.
275
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,314
Is that how you speak
about the woman you're dating?
276
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,982
It's the reason I like her.
277
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,674
Look, I want tomorrow
to be special too.
278
00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:17,342
That's why I'm saying no.
279
00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,011
But if Paula wants,
I'll walk her down the aisle.
280
00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,324
That's very...
Don't do that. Stop.
281
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515
- Shoo, shoo, shoo.
- Is that sandalwood?
282
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:24,908
- Shoo.
- You sure?
283
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,576
- Shoo.
- Come on, Wayne.
284
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:29,595
My gosh. I love these.
These are so good.
285
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,481
Be right with you folks.
286
00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:34,337
- My God.
- I know.
287
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,768
Too much to choose from, right?
288
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,104
Mate, what do you...
What do you recommend?
289
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:40,940
People seem to like
the Cheeky Chocolate Chunk.
290
00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:43,234
The Bodacious Butterscotch
is pretty popular.
291
00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,847
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
I'll take a Cheeky Chocolate.
292
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,757
With rainbow sprinkles. Thanks.
293
00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,598
I think I'll take
the butterscotch
294
00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:50,450
and a freaking explanation.
295
00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,285
Am I missing something?
296
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:54,932
Yeah, this is my husband
who disappeared two months ago
297
00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,693
and drained our savings account.
298
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,049
I'm sorry I didn't call, Julia.
299
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,443
I was robbed at this
youth hostel in Costa Rica.
300
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:03,607
Seriously, Kevin?
A youth hostel?
301
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:07,111
And now you're working
at some lame-ass yogurt shop
302
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:10,281
not 3 miles away
from our home and your girls?
303
00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,145
This place isn't as bad
as it looks, all right?
304
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:15,141
- I get free yogurt.
- No. Again, Kevin,
305
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,444
the yogurt is deducted
from your paycheck.
306
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,740
You said rainbow sprinkles?
307
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,649
Shut up about your
rainbow sprinkles,
308
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:28,163
you feckless, disappointing,
sad sack of a man!
309
00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:36,807
You know what?
310
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,590
With that bone structure, girl,
311
00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:39,810
let's just keep it down.
312
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:40,834
Tease it to high heaven.
313
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,243
Sexier. Boom.
314
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,649
Let's do that. Let's do that.
And what about concealer?
315
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,151
'Cause I have kind of
an under eye situation.
316
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,934
Don't worry, my concealer
could cover a face tattoo.
317
00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,641
Paula.
I was hoping I wouldn't have to
318
00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,082
bother you with any decisions,
319
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,681
but apparently Wayne
has been cursed by a witch...
320
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,183
Don't ask... and can't officiate.
321
00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,615
Look, I can get you
anybody else.
322
00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,923
I can get you Andy Cohen.
I can get you a Sean Spicer.
323
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,114
I can get you Chip
and/or Joanna Gaines.
324
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:06,504
- Mike Tyson?
- Why don't you do it?
325
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:07,822
Well, I can't do it.
I'm not on the show.
326
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:09,120
So be on the show.
327
00:13:09,313 --> 00:13:10,841
I don't think you understand.
There's the producer.
328
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:11,772
Then there's the show.
329
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,199
Producer. Show.
330
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,442
And never the twain shall meet.
Okay?
331
00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:17,257
- I get it. You're scared.
- I'm not scared.
332
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:19,372
Stay there. I'm a...
I'm a professional.
333
00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:20,926
You know that means
you have to do it, right?
334
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,376
No, I... stop it.
335
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,786
- Think about it.
- Movie star.
336
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,031
Go get him. Go get him.
337
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,477
He's scared.
338
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,272
Does it say my name behind me?
339
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,370
- Yes, it does.
- It does.
340
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:37,148
- And it's huge, isn't it?
- Yes, it is.
341
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,818
Now look over here.
Just sit back. Show me...
342
00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:41,355
Wayne, I know where to look,
all right?
343
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,299
And it's just this chair
is really uncomfortable.
344
00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:45,139
I know. You requested it.
345
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,044
Are the lights
always this bright?
346
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,287
I feel like I'm going
under the knife.
347
00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:50,031
- Nick, just talk to me.
- I'm talking to you.
348
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:50,881
- No, no, look here.
- I know where to look,
349
00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:51,979
but you said talk to me.
350
00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:52,980
- Talk to me here.
- Wayne, don't get
351
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,240
too comfortable back there.
352
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,984
Okay. Now, tell me how
do you feel about officiating
353
00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,911
Mike and Paula's
wedding tomorrow?
354
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,413
I feel better knowing
355
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:01,876
I'm going to make you
write everything I say.
356
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,341
Not happening.
357
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:04,970
I'm sensing
a growth opportunity here.
358
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,660
Nick Blackburn's
very own big leap.
359
00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:07,898
You know what?
I'm going to leap out of here.
360
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,482
I'm sick of seeing
your face right here.
361
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,834
Are we gonna dance
or are we gonna do gymnastics?
362
00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:24,006
We don't need to compete
to be my best man.
363
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,590
Life is a competition, Mikey.
Let's get in there, Ellison.
364
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,018
In his face. Put it in his face.
365
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:32,853
Put it in his face.
366
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,765
I feel like we're watching
a back injury compilation here.
367
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,356
- Buddy, you all right?
- Ice it. Ice it.
368
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,547
Yeah, Ellison just relegated
himself to ring bearer.
369
00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:45,269
Rings. Rings.
I need to get rings.
370
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:46,863
Isn't Nick taking care
of everything?
371
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,127
No, no, no. I don't want Nick
372
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,870
picking up a ring
for my future wife.
373
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:50,871
We know a guy who could get you
374
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,223
a mall's kiosk worth of rings.
375
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,375
You do?
376
00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,704
Yeah, we get all our stuff
from there.
377
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,061
Check it out. Check it out.
378
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,690
Yeah. I'm okay.
I think I'm good actually.
379
00:14:58,714 --> 00:14:59,874
Okay, he just texted me back.
380
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:00,951
He said he'll be here
in an hour.
381
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:02,378
He takes cash or Bitcoin,
382
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,196
but don't look at him
in the eye; he don't like that.
383
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,070
- Okay, good to know.
- And Mikey...
384
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:09,110
- Now go have fun.
- Mikey! Mikey!
385
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:12,226
Mikey! Mikey! Mikey!
386
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,228
To love or have loved,
that is enough.
387
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:15,821
Alan, where'd you get
this garbage?
388
00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:17,657
Victor Hugo. Les Misérables.
389
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,620
Les Mis. It's only the most
depressing movie ever made.
390
00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:22,069
I can't... I can't read this
at the ceremony, Alan. Come on.
391
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:23,963
Well, I've got great news,
I've got good news,
392
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,643
and I've got bad news.
Which would you like?
393
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,977
I'd like all of it,
Alan, obviously.
394
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,441
Okay.
Well, the great news is we went
395
00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:31,095
with the off-white linens
and they look spectacular.
396
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,822
- That's not news, Alan.
- Okay.
397
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,985
Well, the good news is I took
the Ordained Minister test
398
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,176
for you and got 100%.
399
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,678
Yes, that is news.
400
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,681
The bad news is Michigan
has a two-day waiting period.
401
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,683
No. Alan, no.
402
00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,675
What time does the county
clerk's office close?
403
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,505
So how'd it go with Annie?
404
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,191
What did she order?
Did she even eat?
405
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,837
Kind of weird. Yeah.
406
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:55,839
She and Monica were giving
googly eyes the whole time.
407
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:58,272
Googly eyes?
Wait, they were together?
408
00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,533
My God. First Annie. Now Nick.
409
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,605
Everything Monica does
is so fascinating.
410
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,203
She's my queen.
411
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,205
So why'd they bring you?
412
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,778
Well, she wants me
to audition for her next show.
413
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,834
- What?
- I know.
414
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,118
It's pretty cool, right?
415
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:12,673
- How does she even know you?
- What do you mean?
416
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,784
No offense, but you have
no followers, zero credits.
417
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,527
I'm just surprised.
418
00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,528
That's all.
419
00:16:17,552 --> 00:16:18,912
Well, when you get over
your shock,
420
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,105
maybe you can say,
"Congratulations."
421
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:22,221
Justin, I didn't mean it...
422
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:23,297
I got to get this right.
423
00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:25,057
But there is
a wide variety here.
424
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,819
- Mikey, we got you.
- Yeah.
425
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,803
Thanks for modeling them, guys.
426
00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:33,232
The snake, you know... I mean,
normally I would say no,
427
00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,696
but she has been exploring
her wild side lately.
428
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,141
Maybe the one in sapphires
that says, "S-O-B."
429
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,315
Maybe that's too aggressive.
Could work.
430
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,576
Honestly, I don't know.
What do you think, ring guy?
431
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,169
Don't... don't look him
in the eye.
432
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:47,321
I'm sorry. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't look.
433
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:48,695
Let me tell you this real quick.
434
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,657
All of these have
a lifetime guarantee.
435
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:52,637
You come back in 10 years
and need them cleaned,
436
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,137
just come back to me.
437
00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,848
We don't have 10 years.
438
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,192
Okay, you know something?
I'm just going to get
439
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,814
a breath of fresh air
if that's all right.
440
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,338
- Yeah.
- Mike.
441
00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,417
- Bing!
- Yes.
442
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:12,196
And over here we have
"Big Leap's"
443
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,106
Monica Sullivan soaking it in.
444
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,016
I just know your pores
are in heaven.
445
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,238
How does this mask
feel on your face?
446
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,428
Like a front row seat
to Chernobyl.
447
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,113
Cheerio. Another success story.
448
00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:22,910
If you'll excuse me,
I need some burn salve
449
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,876
and a fire extinguisher.
450
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,661
Your hands are cold.
How's your circulation?
451
00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:28,938
It's not great.
452
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:31,215
- You getting tired?
- Yeah.
453
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,218
But don't tell anybody,
'cause I'm having fun.
454
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:37,463
Excuse me, Mr. Plumber Man.
455
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,039
This is the women's locker room.
456
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,966
Sorry, drain's clogged
in the bathroom.
457
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,135
- So which one of y'all did it?
- Excuse me?
458
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,708
I said which one of you made
a huge mess in there?
459
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,307
It was me. I did it.
460
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,734
Miriam!
461
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,570
Yeah!
462
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,744
Let's just say
463
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,414
I had to smuggle in
my own penis straw.
464
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,751
I'm the bride! I'm the bride!
465
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,281
Just one second.
466
00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,691
Can we just have second?
467
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,509
Julia, are you okay?
468
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,028
I'm fine. I'm fine.
469
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,342
I'm so sorry I'm crying.
470
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:48,275
You know,
this is supposed to be happy.
471
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:51,537
And we're all pretending
that it's normal, but it's not.
472
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,707
It's sad. I'm sorry.
473
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:55,967
You don't have to be sorry.
474
00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:58,803
I mean, it is sad
and it's probably good
475
00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:00,691
we acknowledge that.
476
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,215
Today was the best day.
477
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,050
Good.
478
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,703
And I know that I'm asking
a lot of you guys.
479
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:11,816
And Mike, I see him being
so strong and supportive,
480
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,893
despite being so scared.
481
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:16,879
And I'm really grateful.
482
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:19,877
I do have one
last request actually.
483
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,654
I always wanted my bridesmaids
484
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:23,973
to wear really ugly
bridesmaid's dresses.
485
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,883
Why?
486
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,314
Even you, Monica.
487
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,333
I'd be honored and horrified.
488
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,416
So should I leave, or did you
want me to start from the top?
489
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,402
Start from the top!
490
00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:50,073
You mind if I sit
by this dumpster with you?
491
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:53,107
Yeah, sure.
492
00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:00,606
I don't know
if I can do this, man.
493
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,848
What's going on?
494
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:04,202
He doesn't know
if he can do this, man.
495
00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,020
It's just that I made
all those promises to her.
496
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,707
And now that it's here, it is...
497
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,602
It's just... it's too... sad.
498
00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,621
Fellas.
499
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,026
What's happening?
500
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,124
He made all these promises,
but he doesn't think
501
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,368
he can do it any more,
'cause it makes him sad.
502
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:22,606
You know, at least
with treatment
503
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:26,390
I thought I could hide
behind some hope.
504
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,542
I hear you, Mike.
505
00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,287
It is so incredibly sad.
506
00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:35,624
But even if you run from this,
Paula's gonna die.
507
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,237
And...
508
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,405
you're gonna be heartbroken.
509
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:46,911
The choice isn't whether or not
you're gonna feel pain.
510
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,896
You're gonna feel pain.
511
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:52,302
The choice is about...
512
00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:54,827
how you feel about yourself
when that time comes.
513
00:20:57,815 --> 00:20:58,976
Look, I know it's tough,
514
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,425
but, you know,
you'll get through it.
515
00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:06,171
Yeah, I know.
I know you guys are right.
516
00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:09,517
Right. Thanks. Thanks.
Yeah. Yeah.
517
00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:12,678
It's okay to cry.
518
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,272
You can do it.
519
00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:17,057
The only way is through.
520
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,503
You got to sit in it
and feel the feelings.
521
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:26,509
Be there for Paula.
We'll be there for you.
522
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,207
I'm sorry, Mr. Blackburn,
523
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,338
but like I told you,
if we don't observe the 48-hour
524
00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:46,097
waiting period,
we would be breaking the law.
525
00:21:46,121 --> 00:21:47,357
And we don't want to do that.
Of course.
526
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:48,421
But I'd like to remind you
527
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,785
that there's a woman
dying of cancer.
528
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,217
Yes, you mentioned that
several times.
529
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:53,680
And none of that made it
into the crypt
530
00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:54,456
that contains your heart?
531
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,554
She's going to die.
532
00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:56,700
And the only thing she wants
is to marry
533
00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:58,891
the man she loves tomorrow,
and we...
534
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,710
You and me...
Have the unique opportunity
535
00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:03,874
to make that dream come true.
All we have to do
536
00:22:03,898 --> 00:22:06,468
is put that stamp on this piece
of paper right there.
537
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,975
So come on. Just do it.
Just stamp it. Just pick it up.
538
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:11,140
Put it down. Stamp it.
Just stamp it.
539
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,142
Stamp the pa... pick it up,
put it here, and it's done.
540
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,666
I would be happy
to stamp the certification
541
00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:18,981
48 hours from today.
542
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,839
I can see...
543
00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:23,415
Let that ring in your ear.
544
00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,051
Next.
545
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,898
Well, that crapped out.
Come on. Get outta here.
546
00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:29,996
- Excuse me.
- Yes.
547
00:22:30,074 --> 00:22:32,161
Mindy Kessler.
Born and raised in Saginaw,
548
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,404
home of the world's
largest bean elevator.
549
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,020
During the day, I am a homemaker
550
00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:38,058
and a data entry associate
at the county clerk's office.
551
00:22:38,082 --> 00:22:42,601
But at night in my dreams,
I dance.
552
00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:43,953
Would you like to make a deal?
553
00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,177
Yes. Yes, Mindy, I would.
554
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,759
He got the ball, and he ran
towards the end zone.
555
00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:53,590
And smash!
556
00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:54,855
Yeah!
557
00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:57,282
- You should've seen it.
- Yeah.
558
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,262
Well, it's a lot more fun
watching you replay.
559
00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:01,528
Time for bed, mister. It's late.
560
00:23:01,622 --> 00:23:02,766
Is Reggie coming to the wedding?
561
00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,267
He better be; I'm planning
562
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:06,291
a big surprise
for Mike and Paula.
563
00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:09,470
All right. Jammy time.
I'll be up in five minutes.
564
00:23:10,631 --> 00:23:12,139
Goodnight, sweetie.
565
00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:18,804
Don't you think all this
is going a little fast?
566
00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:20,876
She has terminal cancer, Mom.
567
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,619
I'm talking
about you and Reggie.
568
00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:25,069
Did you consider
slowing things down a little
569
00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:27,071
and not bringing him
into Sam's life?
570
00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:28,959
When I introduced him to Sam,
he was just my friend.
571
00:23:28,983 --> 00:23:31,467
Your friend that you were
in love with.
572
00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:34,803
Honestly, can you ever
just be happy for me?
573
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,971
Well, someone went crazy
574
00:23:40,995 --> 00:23:42,327
with taffeta and a hot glue gun?
575
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,813
- I'd like you to meet Tina.
- Mindy.
576
00:23:44,907 --> 00:23:46,999
- Mindy. Meet Mindy.
- Hello.
577
00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:48,237
She's gonna be joining our cast.
578
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,905
Mindy loves to dance.
Show her what you...
579
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,654
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
580
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,914
Shuffle ball change.
It's a thing.
581
00:23:53,991 --> 00:23:55,244
Yeah.
And she's promised to bring us
582
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,579
one of her famous
tater tot casseroles.
583
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,081
I use four types of cheese.
584
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,323
Sounds so good. Thanks, Mindy.
585
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:02,514
You can go on out there
and dance some more.
586
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,493
- Okay.
- Just...
587
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:04,424
Okay.
588
00:24:04,518 --> 00:24:05,798
No matter how low I set the bar,
589
00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:07,497
you never fail to disappoint me.
590
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:12,024
What do you think about
being my date for the wedding?
591
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,336
Nick, it's one thing
to go to dinner.
592
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,786
It's another thing
to sit next to each other
593
00:24:16,013 --> 00:24:17,696
and watch people
exchange lifetime vows.
594
00:24:17,848 --> 00:24:19,290
Well, your loss.
595
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,136
You know, I'm... I'm gonna
be considered a hero
596
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,869
when you see what I do
with the wedding out there.
597
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,445
- Nick?
- Yeah?
598
00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:27,072
Paige won't sign
the divorce papers.
599
00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:28,224
Damn it! No.
600
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,611
What are you... guys,
move out of the way.
601
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,469
Out of the way. It's just...
Thank you.
602
00:24:31,696 --> 00:24:34,046
I saw Annie came by
this morning.
603
00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:35,881
Yeah, she's auditioning Justin.
604
00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:37,286
I think it'll be a good match.
605
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,019
And you haven't spoken to her
in a while?
606
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,291
What is it, Wayne?
607
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,635
I'm merely reminiscing
on the fact
608
00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:46,875
that Annie was the last
real relationship you had.
609
00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,206
- And that was years ago.
- So?
610
00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:52,806
So why not go to the wedding
with Nick?
611
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,049
You hate Nick.
612
00:24:54,218 --> 00:24:56,660
This is less about Nick
and more about you.
613
00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:03,650
Paige, what prevents us?
614
00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:04,888
Just so you know,
615
00:25:04,912 --> 00:25:06,206
we're recording the Zoom
for the show.
616
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:08,747
What prevents you
from leaving me alone?
617
00:25:08,899 --> 00:25:11,008
- Why are you hounding me?
- Well, Paige,
618
00:25:11,159 --> 00:25:12,896
we need to get
these divorce papers signed,
619
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,064
and you were the one
who wanted to end the marriage.
620
00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:15,882
So why don't you grab
a pen there
621
00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:17,089
and get to scribbling?
622
00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:19,258
I'm just not sure
I'm ready, okay?
623
00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:20,662
Come on. I know you're pregnant
with another man's baby.
624
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,353
All right?
You gotta cut bait on Mike.
625
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,180
- You're being selfish here.
- I'm sorry.
626
00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:27,099
Are you calling a woman
who is this pregnant,
627
00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:30,839
who spends her days barfing,
selfish?
628
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,179
No, I'm... I'm sorry.
629
00:25:33,274 --> 00:25:35,015
I didn't mean...
I didn't mean that.
630
00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:36,575
Okay.
631
00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:43,432
Maybe I am, but I'm pregnant
and depressed.
632
00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:46,602
And Patrick can't even
get a crib put together.
633
00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:48,098
He's been working on it
for two days.
634
00:25:48,122 --> 00:25:49,642
Mike could have done it
in two hours.
635
00:25:49,698 --> 00:25:50,859
I get it. Come on.
636
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,176
Calm down.
Things are bad right now.
637
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,533
I understand.
It's gonna be okay.
638
00:25:53,627 --> 00:25:55,105
What? So I leave him,
639
00:25:55,129 --> 00:25:58,297
and now all of a sudden
he's this really great guy?
640
00:25:58,449 --> 00:26:01,450
And I'm supposed to let him
get married again
641
00:26:01,619 --> 00:26:03,227
on television?
642
00:26:03,454 --> 00:26:07,117
It's like telling the world
I failed.
643
00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:09,458
Look at me.
You didn't fail, okay?
644
00:26:09,551 --> 00:26:11,529
You did what you needed to do.
You took care of yourself.
645
00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:14,405
You inspired Mike
to do the same.
646
00:26:14,556 --> 00:26:17,127
Look, I understand this.
I've been through it.
647
00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:18,536
Divorce is one of the hardest
things in the world,
648
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,298
but you cannot let it
harden you, Paige.
649
00:26:21,322 --> 00:26:23,392
You deserve to be happy
and to move on.
650
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,292
And you know... you know Mike
deserves the same.
651
00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:28,752
What do you say?
652
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,926
Fine. Just don't tell Mike
653
00:26:36,078 --> 00:26:37,964
that Patrick can't get
the crib together, okay?
654
00:26:37,988 --> 00:26:40,242
Just tell him
he did it in an hour.
655
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,657
In an hour. You got it.
656
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,392
I hate you so much.
657
00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:25,476
Okay, here we go.
658
00:27:25,703 --> 00:27:27,536
We're gonna... it's time to...
It's a wedding.
659
00:27:27,629 --> 00:27:28,479
Time to officiate.
660
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:29,866
So how are you feeling?
661
00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:31,131
I'm feeling... you know what?
662
00:27:31,225 --> 00:27:32,132
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
663
00:27:32,226 --> 00:27:33,444
Those go to the side, all right?
664
00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:35,486
We need to cheat
Mike and Paula's coverage.
665
00:27:35,713 --> 00:27:37,207
Am I the only one
who shot a wedding here?
666
00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:38,897
Guys, how about some energy?
667
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,193
Come on.
There's a wedding happening.
668
00:27:40,217 --> 00:27:41,878
Nick?
I feel great. I feel great.
669
00:27:41,902 --> 00:27:43,462
All right, come on.
Let's do this, guys.
670
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,978
Yeah. Cut.
671
00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,038
You may be wondering... hold on,
can we reset?
672
00:28:45,132 --> 00:28:46,890
Let's cue the sunset please.
673
00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:50,060
Billy, cue the sunset.
Here we go.
674
00:28:50,212 --> 00:28:51,540
- Aww.
- That's lovely.
675
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,708
Okay.
676
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,209
You may be wondering
677
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,476
why Mike and Paula asked me
to officiate their wedding.
678
00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:00,462
Me too.
I didn't want to do this.
679
00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:03,815
I did not want to stand up here
in front of cameras
680
00:29:03,968 --> 00:29:05,558
and talk about love.
681
00:29:05,652 --> 00:29:07,803
But then I asked myself
the question that I'm usually
682
00:29:07,896 --> 00:29:09,304
asking everyone else,
683
00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:12,532
which is what prevents us?
684
00:29:13,477 --> 00:29:15,827
You can ask that question
about a lot of things.
685
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:18,475
What prevents us from saying
the things we want to say,
686
00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:22,259
or from allowing ourselves
to love or be loved?
687
00:29:22,486 --> 00:29:24,239
And you'll always come up
with the same answer.
688
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:28,744
The thing that
prevents us is fear.
689
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:29,992
Putting yourself out there.
690
00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:32,770
Letting someone
really see you is scary.
691
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,439
Trusting other people's
terrifying.
692
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,499
Looking at a terrible situation,
693
00:29:37,592 --> 00:29:39,518
holding hands,
694
00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,336
and facing it together,
695
00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:43,614
well, I guess that's love.
696
00:29:43,841 --> 00:29:49,264
So today we celebrate love
triumphing over fear.
697
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,771
You know, Mike and Paula
met on this show.
698
00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:54,269
I have to give myself credit.
I saw their story right away.
699
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,845
I put their headshots
right next to each other.
700
00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,035
And I said,
701
00:29:57,187 --> 00:30:00,522
"These two... these two
are gonna bang."
702
00:30:03,193 --> 00:30:05,210
But it turned out to be
much more than that.
703
00:30:05,362 --> 00:30:07,453
It turned out to be a love story
704
00:30:07,531 --> 00:30:10,307
that should give us all
hope and inspiration.
705
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:14,536
So, Mike and Paula, thank you
for asking me to officiate.
706
00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:16,107
If there's anything you guys
want to say to each other
707
00:30:16,131 --> 00:30:16,980
before we get
to the deal points,
708
00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,540
now is probably the right time.
709
00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:20,225
- I do have a few things.
- Okay, great.
710
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:25,138
Paula,
ours is a classic love story.
711
00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,135
Guy falls for girl.
712
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,567
Guy loses girl.
713
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,829
Guy goes on reality dance show
to win girl back
714
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:33,905
but then meets
totally different girl
715
00:30:34,058 --> 00:30:36,219
who turns out
to be his soul mate
716
00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:39,670
and shows him
what true happiness is.
717
00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:43,710
Paula, you met me at my worst,
and you accepted me.
718
00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:47,656
You made me my best.
719
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,013
I love you.
720
00:30:50,165 --> 00:30:53,333
Michael... that is
your real name, right?
721
00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:55,410
Yeah.
722
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,763
Michael, we may not have
spent years together
723
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,669
or even months.
724
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,918
But from the moment I met you,
725
00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:06,007
I knew that I could share
parts of myself
726
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,844
that I had never shared
with anyone else.
727
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:12,277
Thank you for loving me,
all of me,
728
00:31:12,429 --> 00:31:15,038
and I hope
I can make you feel that loved.
729
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:16,707
Let's bring the rings, please.
730
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,535
I pronounce you husband
and wife.
731
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,635
You may kiss your bride.
732
00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:41,117
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on, please.
733
00:31:41,141 --> 00:31:42,701
I can see that.
You're not close enough.
734
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:43,953
I need you to get in here, okay?
735
00:31:43,977 --> 00:31:44,954
Come on. All right.
736
00:31:44,978 --> 00:31:46,258
Guys, reset back to one, please.
737
00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:48,554
Everybody, we're still excited.
Okay. Here we go.
738
00:31:48,649 --> 00:31:50,699
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
739
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,801
You may kiss your bride.
740
00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:57,897
Confetti!
741
00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:21,416
So, Paula, I... I see
what you love about this man.
742
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:27,402
And I have been lucky enough
to see it for nearly 15 years.
743
00:32:28,596 --> 00:32:29,838
I love you guys.
744
00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:38,363
That was so beautiful, Joel.
745
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,457
We shouldn't have waited
to show Gabby that tape.
746
00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:42,350
All right,
I'm going to do it tonight.
747
00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:44,330
- She looks so happy, though.
- She deserves to know.
748
00:32:44,354 --> 00:32:46,349
Somebody's got to keep
the gears running,
749
00:32:46,373 --> 00:32:48,184
and we know it's not gonna be
Nicholas Sparks over there.
750
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:50,041
One more surprise for you.
751
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,860
He looks good in a suit, though.
752
00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:53,114
Thank you, Mike and Paula.
753
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,288
For including us
in your special day.
754
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,304
All right!
755
00:33:11,398 --> 00:33:12,547
- What?
- Let's go!
756
00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,605
- How did you guys do all this?
- Gabby.
757
00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:11,419
She choreographed
the whole thing last night.
758
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,776
Thank you.
759
00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:15,423
Of course! Of course!
760
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,925
- Can you go get Sam?
- Yeah.
761
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,431
- That was amazing.
- My God.
762
00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:20,085
I can't believe
you had everybody in it.
763
00:35:20,177 --> 00:35:21,785
Gabby, can I grab you
for a quick OTF?
764
00:35:22,012 --> 00:35:22,931
Okay, yeah, yeah.
765
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,099
I'll see you on the dance floor.
766
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,029
Okay, have fun.
I'll see you soon.
767
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,698
I'll see you on the dance floor.
768
00:35:37,527 --> 00:35:39,377
Can I go now?
769
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,050
See? I told you it would be...
770
00:36:02,143 --> 00:36:03,972
My God. It's Kevin.
771
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,328
He showed up
in his yogurt shirt?
772
00:36:05,555 --> 00:36:07,238
Fro-no.
773
00:36:07,391 --> 00:36:09,071
Okay, Kevin, no, no, no.
You can't be here.
774
00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:10,684
- Just listen to me.
- I don't care!
775
00:36:12,229 --> 00:36:13,895
You drained
our bank account, Kevin.
776
00:36:14,064 --> 00:36:16,231
Do you have any idea
how much you hurt me?
777
00:36:16,324 --> 00:36:17,560
Check the account... I put most
of it back a week ago.
778
00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:18,750
I don't care.
779
00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:20,137
All right, I screwed up, Julia.
780
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,561
I thought I was trying
to leave you,
781
00:36:21,738 --> 00:36:23,847
but I was trying to leave me.
782
00:36:24,074 --> 00:36:26,194
I should have just joined
a reality show like you did.
783
00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:28,518
Yeah, 'cause that was easy,
right, Travell?
784
00:36:28,745 --> 00:36:30,687
- You look happy.
- I am.
785
00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:32,058
It didn't cost you your family
786
00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:33,576
and a case
of dengue fever to get there.
787
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,934
You know what?
If you figured this all out,
788
00:36:36,086 --> 00:36:38,840
then why didn't you bother
to call Olivia and Sophia?
789
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,864
I was embarrassed.
790
00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:43,200
I wanted to come back
in a respectable way.
791
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,370
With a job.
792
00:36:46,521 --> 00:36:48,596
I'm trying
to build a foundation.
793
00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:50,243
I just need the first brick,
and then I can...
794
00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:51,835
Okay, look, it doesn't matter
where you are
795
00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,262
in your life, okay?
796
00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:56,454
It matters that you are in
our kids' lives.
797
00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,789
They need you.
798
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,457
You're right.
799
00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:01,551
I am going to get back
in their lives.
800
00:37:01,778 --> 00:37:02,794
Great.
801
00:37:02,946 --> 00:37:05,296
I'm going to get back
in your life too.
802
00:37:05,449 --> 00:37:06,449
No.
803
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,616
I miss you, Julia.
804
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:09,726
I'm gonna win you back.
805
00:37:09,953 --> 00:37:11,061
No, you absolutely are not.
806
00:37:11,212 --> 00:37:12,874
And I'll even do it on camera.
807
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:13,950
I'm going to win her back,
everybody.
808
00:37:13,974 --> 00:37:15,290
No, please do not.
809
00:37:15,383 --> 00:37:19,236
You better watch your back,
Thunder From Down Under.
810
00:37:19,387 --> 00:37:22,775
I'm going to make moves
sharper than your jawline.
811
00:37:22,799 --> 00:37:23,879
I love the show, everybody.
812
00:37:23,967 --> 00:37:27,059
Hands up. Very serious.
813
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,413
You don't mind
if I scooch in, do you?
814
00:37:30,565 --> 00:37:32,523
No. Go ahead.
815
00:37:32,675 --> 00:37:36,402
So how was the audition?
816
00:37:36,496 --> 00:37:38,663
You don't need to talk about it.
817
00:37:38,832 --> 00:37:41,165
Yes, we do.
818
00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:45,762
Listen, I may be a jealous
and petty competitor,
819
00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:50,492
but I believe in you.
820
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:52,602
I really hope you get it.
821
00:37:52,754 --> 00:37:55,680
And I'm sorry that I acted
like such a baby.
822
00:37:55,832 --> 00:37:57,682
It wasn't a good look for me.
823
00:37:57,834 --> 00:38:02,520
No, it wasn't, but...
824
00:38:02,672 --> 00:38:05,668
thank you.
825
00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:07,670
I believe in you too.
826
00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:10,265
I believe in us.
827
00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:13,843
Congratulations, Justin.
Annie called.
828
00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,011
She wants you in the show.
829
00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:17,013
- Shut up.
- I don't know if she told you,
830
00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,589
but you're touring Europe
for six months.
831
00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,505
So here's to Paris.
832
00:38:37,707 --> 00:38:39,374
No. I don't dance.
833
00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:42,393
Shut up. You do now.
834
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,833
You weren't lying.
You really don't dance.
835
00:38:57,060 --> 00:39:00,503
No.
836
00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:03,006
You know, I'll admit.
837
00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:05,987
You sure pulled off
this wedding.
838
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,178
Sometimes you really are
good at your job.
839
00:39:08,254 --> 00:39:09,679
Ah.
840
00:39:09,906 --> 00:39:11,681
Well, thank you.
841
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,092
Come on.
I just complimented you.
842
00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,739
What's going on?
843
00:39:16,763 --> 00:39:19,004
She's still gonna die, Monica.
844
00:39:19,099 --> 00:39:20,499
It doesn't matter
how hard I worked,
845
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,671
or how happy everybody
pretends to be.
846
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,362
The ending doesn't change.
847
00:39:26,256 --> 00:39:28,948
You just gave them
a night full of happiness.
848
00:39:29,926 --> 00:39:32,160
So I think it changes a little.
849
00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:35,372
Yeah.
850
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,026
This is a good first date.
851
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:48,109
So you are my date.
852
00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:15,038
Good looks ain't
the only thing you gave Sam.
853
00:40:15,062 --> 00:40:17,730
Looks like
he got your moves too.
854
00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:19,374
I saw the tape, Reggie.
855
00:40:21,235 --> 00:40:25,088
The one of you kissing
that beautiful girl.
856
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,902
It's not even like that, okay?
857
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,834
She... she kissed me.
I stopped her.
858
00:40:29,986 --> 00:40:31,169
I don't care.
859
00:40:31,321 --> 00:40:33,746
You put yourself in a position
for it to happen.
860
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,673
They filmed me
while they showed it to me.
861
00:40:35,825 --> 00:40:36,825
It was humiliating.
862
00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:38,342
I'm so sorry, okay?
863
00:40:38,495 --> 00:40:41,104
You made a big deal about not
keeping things from me.
864
00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:42,847
I can't be with someone
like you.
865
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,184
I have a kid...
866
00:40:46,336 --> 00:40:48,778
a kid. by the way,
who is crazy about you.
867
00:40:49,005 --> 00:40:53,508
God. I'm so stupid.
868
00:40:53,601 --> 00:40:55,171
Please, babe.
Please don't do this...
869
00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:56,268
Don't.
870
00:40:56,362 --> 00:40:58,604
Do not make a scene
in front of my son.
871
00:40:58,698 --> 00:41:01,032
Buddy.
872
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,867
Thanks. Way past your bedtime.
873
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,868
Time to go, okay?
874
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,606
Is Reggie coming?
875
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,046
Not tonight.
876
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:11,209
Come on.
877
00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:33,031
You're Mr. Paula Clark.
878
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:38,369
And you're Mrs. Mike Devries.
879
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:44,742
Listen, I have a very
serious question for you.
880
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,503
What is your favourite movie?
881
00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,225
Seriously?
It's our wedding night,
882
00:41:49,249 --> 00:41:51,393
and you wanna play 20 questions?
883
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:53,303
I just want to know as much
about you as I possibly can.
884
00:41:53,327 --> 00:41:58,515
Just in case, you know, I need
to get the marriage annulled.
885
00:42:00,777 --> 00:42:04,687
It's a tie between "Scarface"
and "It's a Wonderful Life."
886
00:42:04,914 --> 00:42:08,077
That is range.
887
00:42:08,101 --> 00:42:09,245
You?
888
00:42:09,269 --> 00:42:12,248
If my friends are asking,
"The Matrix."
889
00:42:12,272 --> 00:42:15,698
But if you are asking
it's "Pride and Prejudice."
890
00:42:18,261 --> 00:42:19,261
Okay.
891
00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:22,372
What's your earliest
childhood memory?
892
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,928
A tree falling next to me
893
00:42:25,952 --> 00:42:27,170
while I was playing
in the front yard.
894
00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:29,098
- No.
- You?
895
00:42:29,122 --> 00:42:32,268
Fell in a pool.
My dad rescued me.
896
00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:33,769
Both traumatic. Interesting.
897
00:42:33,793 --> 00:42:34,937
Yeah.
898
00:42:34,961 --> 00:42:38,963
Okay, Billy Joel
or Bruce Springsteen?
899
00:42:39,115 --> 00:42:40,776
That's a selfish choice
right there.
900
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,058
You put me in a tough spot.
901
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:45,562
I mean, I think you would think
I'm for the Boss
902
00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:46,971
'cause I'm a factory guy,
903
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,140
but I'm gonna go
with the piano man.
904
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,959
Yeah.
Well, I got my uptown girl.
905
00:42:52,053 --> 00:42:54,645
She's living in her
uptown... brownstone.
906
00:42:54,798 --> 00:42:56,388
Okay. Last one.
907
00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:58,506
If you could have one
magic power, what would it be?
908
00:43:02,488 --> 00:43:04,914
To stop time.
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