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between 5 and 10 seconds, 1 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,178 while women's orgasms
can last longer than 15 seconds. 2 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:14,265 Therefore, the chances of a couple having
a simultaneous orgasm are rare." 3 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:18,894 We are complete now. 4 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,493 Hey! Hey! 5 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:36,912 You finally made it!
How are you guys? 6 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,289 - Hi.
- Hello. 7 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,042 Wow. You look great, man. 8 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,839 - I thought it was a costume party.
- Want a beer? 9 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,258 - Okay.
- Okay. Excuse me. 10 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,719 - Well...
- See you later. 11 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,142 - Hello.
- Hi. 12 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,186 - How are you, darling?
- Fine. 13 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,896 - I'll take your coat.
- Thank you. 14 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,399 It's nice that we're all here. 15 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,862 - I thought you weren't coming.
- It's just so exciting. 16 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:14,283 I wasn't coming.
It's not like I lied to you... 17 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,204 - Valentín insisted and...
- Come on, Gaby. 18 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,248 Stop making excuses.
We're all here for a reason. 19 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,709 And you look gorgeous. 20 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,920 Thank you. 21 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:30,883 What are you doing here?
And showing all of this cleavage! 22 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,970 -I would've never expected it.
-We changed plans at the last minute. 23 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,266 Wow! The ladies finally dared to come! 24 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,436 I mean, wow that you are here.
It's so cool. 25 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,564 I feel like I'm an old soul. 26 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,776 You know? That's why I feel
so attached to your generation. 27 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,655 - Cheers to our "generation."
- Cheers. 28 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,156 - Cheers.
- You are so sweet. 29 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:58,410 I love your music.
90s music is so vintage. 30 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,954 I love that music! 31 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:01,705 Vintage? 32 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,583 We were in high school in the 90s. 33 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,419 What do you mean? How old are you? 34 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,880 This old lady needs a glass of wine. 35 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,715 And I need my husband. 36 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,511 - And I need a tequila.
- What kind of music was in the 70s? 37 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,595 Disco music. 38 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,565 Kombucha! 39 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,900 - Were you looking for this?
- You scared me. 40 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,652 That's right. 41 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,445 I thought so. 42 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,781 What? 43 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,285 - Are you nervous?
- No. Of course not. 44 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,453 I just needed a drink. 45 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,457 - Thanks.
- You look amazing in red. 46 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,836 You should wear it more often. 47 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,132 Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. 48 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:59,889 - Are you gathering courage?
- No. 49 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,348 No? 50 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,350 I'm ready to play. 51 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,730 The guy whose keys you'll pick... 52 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,066 is going to be very lucky. 53 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,197 Maybe you'll get lucky tonight. 54 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:26,540 Hey, guys! It's time to play! Join me. 55 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,084 Come here. 56 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,258 I'll do it gladly. 57 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,098 Excellent. Now, it's our turn. 58 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,808 Who goes first? 59 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,560 You go first, Adriana. 60 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,526 Just pick one! 61 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,504 Come on, ladies, cheer up!
This is a party! 62 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,355 Okay. 63 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,024 Who's your match tonight? 64 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:42,908 Good! 65 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,661 Those are mine.
I'm Pato, nice to meet you. 66 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,621 Hello, Pato. 67 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,586 These are yours, aren't they, Valentín? 68 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:01,176 These are house keys, not car keys... 69 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,013 They are mine. My car happens
to be at the shop. 70 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,518 I think these keys are familiar to me. 71 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,238 And these? 72 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,449 Okay... 73 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,329 Let the party begin! 74 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,417 Cheers! 75 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,377 Cheers! 76 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,092 THE GAME OF KEYS 77 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,767 - Shall I close the door?
- Yes, please. 78 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,227 You're so kind. 79 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,530 Right. 80 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,784 - I want to fuck. I want to fuck.
- What? 81 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,619 What? 82 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:14,041 Oh, nothing. I was looking
at your picture and wondered... 83 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,044 Is that your real body or Photoshop? 84 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,592 Look. 85 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,512 You can touch. 86 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,185 Touch me! 87 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,691 My God! You are gorgeous. 88 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,112 - You don't need Photoshop.
- I'm a model too. 89 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:47,282 - Excellent, Pato.
- I'm glad you've liked me. 90 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:51,537 - Because you, dear lady...
- No, please. Call me Adriana. 91 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,207 - Otherwise you make me feel old.
- You're not old! 92 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,794 You are beautiful,
and you must be very skilled. 93 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,381 I was hoping you'd pick out my keys. 94 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,942 - A beer?
- Okay. 95 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,194 - Fine.
- No, come here. 96 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,737 Like this. 97 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,619 No. Wait. 98 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,621 What? 99 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,833 What? 100 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,085 Are you sure we should do it? 101 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,131 - Are you having second thoughts?
- Remember last time. 102 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:50,012 What if it's a test
and Adriana gets pissed off again? 103 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,432 Adriana is having... 104 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,268 a great time. 105 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,027 - Wait.
- What? 106 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,905 - Let's enjoy this.
- Okay. Show me. 107 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,406 Follow me. 108 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,044 Okay. I'll tell you. 109 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,254 It turns me on. 110 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,052 My first crush was
my Biology teacher, Miss Álvarez. 111 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,804 In ninth grade.
She never smiled. 112 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,683 She'd scold like shit
if you were late. 113 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,062 But when she was writing
on the blackboard... 114 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,024 I couldn't help but look
at her beautiful ass. 115 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:49,696 That's why I didn't really learn much
about Biology but a lot about asses. 116 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,618 Morales! 117 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,203 Yes, Barbs? 118 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,497 Miss Álvarez! 119 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,666 Yes, Miss? 120 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:05,254 Wipe that sly smile out of your face.
And tell me... 121 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,674 Did you learn today's lesson? 122 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,593 No, Miss Álvarez. I'm sorry. 123 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,220 I was absent-minded. 124 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,350 Do I have to teach you
the Anatomy lesson again? 125 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,103 I think you do, Miss Álvarez. 126 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,859 These... are my mammary glands. 127 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,320 Do you like them, Morales? 128 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,614 I love them, Miss Álvarez. 129 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,203 You are young and energetic. 130 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,207 Congratulations. 131 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,335 You are amazing. 132 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,258 No, no. Wait! What are you doing? 133 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,926 No one has done this to you before? 134 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,431 Obviously, the prostate is a man's G-spot. 135 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:58,974 Good. I think it's great. 136 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,353 - That feels really good.
- You liked it? 137 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,398 I did. It feels uncomfortable but good. 138 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,570 Wait! Wait! I was liking it. 139 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,865 - Trust me. You'll like it more.
- Really? 140 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,334 What's that? 141 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,380 I'll let you pick one of my toys. 142 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,799 But I don't want to. 143 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,261 That's not an option. Just pick one. 144 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,015 - We can start with this one.
- No... 145 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,726 Well... 146 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,438 We can use this short one. 147 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,066 It could feel nice. The other one... 148 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,985 - Just trust me, okay?
- Okay. 149 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,779 Then we could use this one here. 150 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:56,698 Okay. 151 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,786 Most people claim the best oysters
can be found in Marseille. 152 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,205 Are they really aphrodisiacs? 153 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,668 Some say yes, some say no.
Others think it's a myth... 154 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,342 Did I scare you? 155 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,012 No. You... 156 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,098 You just took me by surprise. 157 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,185 I'm not getting used to this game, Siena. 158 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,397 Relax. Let me guide you. 159 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,954 How do you and Sergio make love? 160 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,584 Sergio and I? In different ways. 161 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:55,465 - Like what?
- We start kissing. Like this. 162 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,650 Why didn't you mention you were gay? 163 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,778 Because I'm not. 164 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,658 I'm married to a woman, Gaby. 165 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,203 Relax. 166 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,541 I know it's hard,
but you don't need to pretend with me. 167 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,421 I've been attracted to women too. 168 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,799 Don't feel bad. 169 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,968 Siena... 170 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,681 I swear I love my wife. 171 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,934 That's the point of this game. 172 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,438 Figuring out who we really are. 173 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,669 I'm sorry. 174 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,547 I'm so sorry. 175 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,715 It's okay. 176 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,427 - That can happen to anybody.
- It always happens to me. 177 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,138 It must be the steroids. 178 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,473 It's okay. 179 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,730 I've always wanted to play Patrick Swayze. 180 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,900 I've always wanted to be Demi, too. 181 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,415 So? 182 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,835 What grade did I get, Miss Álvarez? 183 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,920 C-. 184 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,632 C-? 185 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,765 Well, you got an A. 186 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,267 Great. 187 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,646 Didn't you ever have sex with a teacher? 188 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,900 Let's just say I was more interested... 189 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,611 in the student body. 190 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,071 You mean Adriana? 191 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,242 Between Adriana and I,
nothing ever happened. 192 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,661 But you wish it had happened. 193 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,707 Adriana and I are just friends. 194 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,462 That's funny.
She says the same thing about you. 195 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,507 Why do you think it's funny? 196 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,889 I think you're both liars. 197 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,226 I'm taking my torn panties with me. 198 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,155 Really? C-? 199 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,411 - I got soap in my eye!
- Let me help you. 200 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,040 Wait. I can't see anything. 201 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,376 Where are you? 202 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,710 I can't see anything. 203 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,464 Oh! Big Óscar! 204 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,549 I've found you. 205 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,386 Really? We can play "Anaconda" now. 206 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,107 I'm glad he's finally here. 207 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,412 - Hi, honey.
- Hello. 208 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,916 No! 209 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,920 Don't tell me you got cold feet again
and you're going to take it out on me? 210 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,797 No, no, no, no.
I didn't hold back. 211 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,093 The boy turned out to be
a pre-mature ejaculator. 212 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,137 Happy now? 213 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,764 He seemed like such an alpha male. 214 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,268 Well, look at the bright side. 215 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,604 Maybe he liked you so much
that he couldn't hold and came. 216 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,815 Don't try and cheer me up. 217 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,359 - Let's go, please.
- Okay. 218 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,461 And you? How did it go? 219 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,298 Good. Normal, I guess. 220 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,092 I think we're all a little... 221 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,928 gay, bisexual, straight. 222 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,435 I think you need to experiment
in order to clear your mind. 223 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,233 What do you suggest?
Take a picture of my penis and post it? 224 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,777 - No.
- I won't do that. 225 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,153 That's not what I'm saying. 226 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,323 Besides, I don't think you're ready
to use those apps. 227 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,159 But I can introduce you to a friend. 228 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,704 I'm married, Siena. 229 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,334 I can be anything you want,
but I'm not a cheater. 230 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,922 What if I told you there's a way
to experience it, without cheating? 231 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,965 Really? 232 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,762 A Game of Keys sexually open
to any possibility. 233 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,226 You can find out whether you're gay
without cheating on your wife. 234 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,563 Listen, I don't have the money yet. 235 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,150 But I'm planning my birthday party 236 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,986 including the game,
and I think it's going to be incredible. 237 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,655 I have money. 238 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,659 - No, Valentin. I can't take it.
- It'll be your birthday gift. 239 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,036 Please? 240 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,249 - Let me give it to you.
- Okay, fine. 241 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,500 Done. 242 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,545 Thank you. 243 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,487 I love you. 244 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,119 Óscar? 245 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,998 Sleep tight, honey. 246 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,084 Good night. 247 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,086 Baby? 248 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,675 Good morning. 249 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,221 I don't know what's good about it. 250 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,642 Are you grumpy? 251 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,065 I told you it was a bad idea
to play again, but you insisted. 252 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,110 I'm not mad, Óscar. 253 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,321 We did well in playing,
and you didn't do anything wrong. 254 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,200 I'm just tired because I didn't get
a good night's sleep. 255 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,078 And I'm stressed. 256 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,540 I have to plan Mica's birthday party.
That's all! 257 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,673 Shall I take care of it? 258 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,883 You look stressed out. 259 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,886 I can handle it. I'm fine. 260 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,974 - And you're not going to act weird?
- What do you mean? 261 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,644 I'm afraid you'll force Mica's friends
to talk to you. 262 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,064 Leave them alone. Mica is 15 now. 263 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,275 Don't mess with her. 264 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,195 And when have I ever messed with her? 265 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,284 She told me you were acting weird
with her friends the other day. 266 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,996 Now I'm acting weird 267 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,248 because I'm worried
that a 15-year-old girl 268 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,544 doesn't want to leave her house
for her birthday? 269 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:21,424 That she'd she rather stay home and watch
a Japanese cartoon marathon? 270 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,385 It's not porn. 271 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,681 When I turned 15, I went
to the movies to watch "The Matrix" 272 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,684 with my friends,
and it was the best birthday ever. 273 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,853 You were a nerd, too. 274 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,689 Okay. 275 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,700 You can't imagine the look
on the lady's face. 276 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,537 But it was obvious.
Her husband was banging the nanny. 277 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,793 I think listening to voice notes
in public should be punished... 278 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,587 by a death sentence,
or something like that. 279 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,757 Vale? 280 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,802 What's up? Are you okay? 281 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,388 - I thought you were enjoying the chat.
- Sure. 282 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,016 I was thinking of something else.
I'm sorry. 283 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,602 You can tell me, if you want. 284 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,980 Not only am I a good talker,
but a good listener too. 285 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,532 What if someone has doubts
about their own sexual preferences? 286 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,453 Maybe he always thought he was straight 287 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,539 but then he feels different
from other guys. 288 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:42,547 What if though he has never been
with another guy, sometimes... 289 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,466 he is attracted to one? 290 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,846 Does that necessarily make you gay? 291 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,141 There's a very simple way to find out. 292 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,185 If you want, I can show you. 293 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:01,023 I mean, if it helps you
with your book, and all that. 294 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,986 Oh, sure. It would be very helpful. 295 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,763 And that's how you find out. 296 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,352 Shall we? 297 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,439 Come on, Chata. 298 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,400 What do you think? 299 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,280 She scolded me. 300 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,076 And made me take Anatomy lessons. 301 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,578 Really? 302 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,080 - And what did you do?
- What could I do? 303 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,334 I listened... 304 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,254 like the good student that I am. 305 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,468 And you? How did it go? 306 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,806 Good. Valentín is very handsome. 307 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,392 Please! 308 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,603 Come on! Tell me! 309 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,147 Better, how about
I show you what I did to him. 310 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,148 Okay. 311 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,627 Good, Akiko! Be confident! 312 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,422 Give me your popcorn,
mine are almost gone. 313 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,467 Here he comes! 314 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,428 He is so cute! 315 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,222 - He is.
- I'm his fan. 316 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,225 I've already started a chat
with the contacts from her school. 317 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,519 As soon as I text them,
they'll be here. 318 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,356 Listen, Adriana.
We've talked about this. 319 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:10,736 I know. I must leave her alone,
and don't start acting weird. 320 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:14,615 Let them finish all the episodes.
Then you can talk to them. 321 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,576 - How much longer?
- 500 episodes. 322 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,912 - Do you want pizza?
- Yes. 323 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,164 As soon as this episode ends, okay? 324 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,958 I'll go get the pizzas. 325 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,460 Like in 15 minutes. 326 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:34,927 Are you okay? 327 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,388 Yes. I'm fine, honey. 328 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:38,931 You? 329 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,182 Me too. 330 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,351 I'm fine. 331 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,353 - Good.
- Dinner? 332 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,648 Okay. Take-out? 333 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,026 - Okay.
- Sushi? 334 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,954 Here's more popcorn
while the pizza arrives. 335 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,915 - Thank you.
- What are you watching? 336 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,542 "High School Blues", Mom. 337 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,711 Same show
we've been watching for two hours. 338 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,006 Aren't you bored? 339 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,719 Let's have a small chat.
How are you doing with the boys? 340 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,013 - Do any of you have a boyfriend?
- Mom? 341 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,389 - Not me.
- Please? 342 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,767 I had one. But we broke up.
He was so boring. 343 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,019 Good for you! 344 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,230 You guys don't need boring.
Just have fun, girls. 345 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,066 You need to experiment... 346 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,193 You have to meet new friends. 347 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,446 - Madam, did you...?
- Just call me Adriana. 348 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,657 - I love your pigtails.
- Thanks. 349 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,619 Adriana, did you date
many guys at school? 350 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,622 I didn't. 351 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,918 In fact, I married
my high school sweetheart. 352 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,086 Really? 353 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:56,550 That's why I think it's very important
that you have fun. 354 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,303 I was just a few years older than you are. 355 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,972 Can I make a confession? Okay. 356 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,351 If I could start all over again... 357 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,231 I'd date more guys before getting married.
At least nine more. 358 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,193 Girls, seriously, before you marry,
date at least ten guys. 359 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,278 Really! 360 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,782 Dad, I'm so glad you're back.
Can you take my mom with you? 361 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,534 - In a second.
- Why? 362 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,454 See you later. 363 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,791 - Your mom is so cool.
- I wish mine were like her. 364 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,793 You can have her. 365 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,133 Your life is so disappointing that you
pour it out to a bunch of teenagers? 366 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,635 It isn't like that. 367 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:45,015 And I'm really sorry for making you
feel bad, I didn't mean to. 368 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,396 What's so messed up between us... 369 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,649 with your family,
that you feel you have to make it right? 370 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,696 Mica is a happy, healthy girl. 371 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,490 And maybe she's not
the most popular girl in school, 372 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,075 but who fucking cares? 373 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,120 I'm sorry! Maybe I'm just projecting
my problems onto her. 374 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,957 What problems?
Are you disappointed in this marriage? 375 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,587 I have the right to wonder 376 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,298 whether I've made
the right decisions in my life. 377 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:22,261 And I've wondered too... 378 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:25,890 what it would be like
had I made a different choice. 379 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,730 But that doesn't mean I'm disappointed. 380 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,905 Don't you ever wonder
what it would be like 381 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,282 if we hadn't rushed into marriage? 382 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,951 Rushed? 383 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,414 I can't believe it. 384 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,422 I married you
because I was madly in love with you. 385 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,175 Me too. 386 00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,512 I know, but... 387 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:11,727 You seem to have settled
for your mediocre school sweetheart. 388 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,105 You're wrong, Óscar.
You aren't being fair. 389 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,817 We were 20 years old. 390 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,574 I hate to think
that the best years of our lives are gone. 391 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,120 I can't fucking believe this, Adriana! 392 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,491 I CAN'T TAKE YOU OUT OF MY MIND.
CAN WE MEET? 393 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,549 Let's groom you, boy. 394 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,093 Good boy! 395 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,178 That's right. Good boy. 396 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,763 Good boy! 397 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,474 You're going to look so cute. 398 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,019 Yes, you're going to look so cute. 399 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,814 A lot of female puppies will fall for you. 400 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,151 You are a good boy, Tadeo. 401 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,029 NO REGRETS 402 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,660 I'LL GO TO THE CONCERT WITH YOU29119