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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,881 --> 00:00:00,843 "Drawings from 30,000 years ago 2 00:00:00,926 --> 00:00:00,888 in which people use erotic toys for sexual pleasure have been found. 3 00:00:00,972 --> 00:00:00,684 This shows that sex toys were invented long before the wheel." 4 00:00:00,323 --> 00:00:00,366 Óscar? 5 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:00,035 You took my toothbrush again, honey. 6 00:00:00,286 --> 00:00:00,370 Sorry. 7 00:00:00,998 --> 00:00:00,167 I hope you start using yours, honey. 8 00:00:00,208 --> 00:00:00,126 Mmh. 9 00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:00,587 That's what they are made for. I love it. 10 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:00,381 You should shave that beard. 11 00:00:00,965 --> 00:00:00,091 What? You don't like it? 12 00:00:00,217 --> 00:00:00,929 I thought I'd grow a long, long, Viking beard. 13 00:00:00,139 --> 00:00:00,807 Can't you take anything seriously? 14 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:00,810 If you don't shave, 15 00:00:00,894 --> 00:00:00,605 then I won't shave my legs for a long time. 16 00:00:00,818 --> 00:00:00,405 - You won't? I'll help you... - Óscar, stop! Please! 17 00:00:00,490 --> 00:00:00,576 Hey, give me that back! What are you doing? 18 00:00:00,785 --> 00:00:00,703 Enough! That's enough! 19 00:00:00,287 --> 00:00:00,955 He started it! 20 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:00,249 - Come on, boys! - I don't care who started it! 21 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:00,461 - I don't care! - Please, listen to your mother. 22 00:00:00,586 --> 00:00:00,422 You're of great help, comrade. 23 00:00:00,089 --> 00:00:00,968 You know what? I really need a full-time nanny. 24 00:00:00,052 --> 00:00:00,179 Babysitting is a form of modern slavery 25 00:00:00,262 --> 00:00:00,015 caused by capitalist exploitation, Bárbara. 26 00:00:00,141 --> 00:00:00,393 Why should we need a housemaid? 27 00:00:00,477 --> 00:00:00,854 You are exploiting me for free. 28 00:00:00,815 --> 00:00:00,943 Please verify that your cell phones are switched off. 29 00:00:00,318 --> 00:00:00,530 We remind you that its use is now prohibited. 30 00:00:00,863 --> 00:00:00,948 Thanks. 31 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:00,510 Just give me a second. 32 00:00:00,894 --> 00:00:00,272 Does little Óscar want to come out and play? 33 00:00:00,568 --> 00:00:00,361 Not tonight, honey. 34 00:00:00,029 --> 00:00:00,698 It was a long day. 35 00:00:00,241 --> 00:00:00,492 Come on. 36 00:00:00,326 --> 00:00:00,996 I spent all day thinking about you and all we could do. 37 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:00,542 Guess what I want you to do to me? 38 00:00:00,562 --> 00:00:00,813 Shit! 39 00:00:00,189 --> 00:00:00,608 I can't sleep. 40 00:00:00,744 --> 00:00:00,455 Babe, my jaw is getting numb! 41 00:00:00,538 --> 00:00:00,749 Lend me a hand here, come on. 42 00:00:00,832 --> 00:00:00,460 I know. I'm sorry. I'm kind of absent-minded. 43 00:00:00,294 --> 00:00:00,879 I'm sorry. Mmh. 44 00:00:00,046 --> 00:00:00,256 I visited my naturopath friend. 45 00:00:00,965 --> 00:00:00,509 She mentioned that ginseng and pomegranate juice 46 00:00:00,593 --> 00:00:00,761 is good for this... 47 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:00,933 Okay. Then let's drink pomegranate and ginseng juice. 48 00:00:00,058 --> 00:00:00,769 - Come on. Keep going. - Mom, I want to pee! 49 00:00:00,894 --> 00:00:00,646 Oops! Too late. 50 00:00:00,787 --> 00:00:00,539 Excuse me, sir. You need to go back to your seat. 51 00:00:00,332 --> 00:00:00,667 Just a minute, please. 52 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:00,710 Now, sir. We're about to land. 53 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:00,895 THE GAME OF KEYS 54 00:00:00,442 --> 00:00:00,486 On days like this, I'd love to be you, hon. 55 00:00:00,736 --> 00:00:00,612 Why? 56 00:00:00,654 --> 00:00:00,365 I'd rather be traveling and planning weddings than... 57 00:00:00,617 --> 00:00:00,910 It's not that simple. 58 00:00:00,994 --> 00:00:00,496 To be honest, traveling is so stressful. 59 00:00:00,790 --> 00:00:00,333 Have I already packed...? 60 00:00:00,418 --> 00:00:00,877 My toothbrush. 61 00:00:00,427 --> 00:00:00,972 I finally got the DJ's confirmation. Soundcheck is at 4:00 p.m. 62 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:00,057 Please, tell him he should start with "Para tu Amor." 63 00:00:00,141 --> 00:00:00,392 That's what the couple requested. 64 00:00:00,475 --> 00:00:00,770 - I'll remind him. - Look at them! Sweet! 65 00:00:00,980 --> 00:00:00,401 They don't even stop for air... How do they do it? 66 00:00:00,235 --> 00:00:00,486 Adriana? 67 00:00:00,195 --> 00:00:00,365 - Sergio? - I can't fucking believe it! 68 00:00:00,450 --> 00:00:00,702 Weren't you in the States? 69 00:00:00,785 --> 00:00:00,204 I was. But I got bored and now I'm back home. 70 00:00:00,248 --> 00:00:00,000 This is Siena, my girlfriend. 71 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:00,668 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 72 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:00,463 - She's Bárbara, my business partner. - Hi. 73 00:00:00,839 --> 00:00:00,591 - Adri, we need to go. - I know. 74 00:00:00,758 --> 00:00:00,009 Are you still seeing Óscar? 75 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:00,261 - Great. - Come on, Adri. 76 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:00,972 We should hang out some day. I'll be here in Mexico. 77 00:00:00,014 --> 00:00:00,391 - I'll give you my card... - Adri, please. 78 00:00:00,475 --> 00:00:00,601 I'm coming. 79 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:00,188 Here. You can call me anytime. 80 00:00:00,688 --> 00:00:00,066 Bring Óscar and everyone else, including your partner. 81 00:00:00,399 --> 00:00:00,360 I will. Text me. We'll arrange something. 82 00:00:00,236 --> 00:00:00,237 Okay. 83 00:00:00,988 --> 00:00:00,947 Sergio? 84 00:00:00,742 --> 00:00:00,661 - Who's that cute guy? - An old friend from school. 85 00:00:00,245 --> 00:00:00,414 Boys in your school were hotter than the ones in mine. 86 00:00:00,498 --> 00:00:00,540 I wouldn't say that. 87 00:00:00,624 --> 00:00:00,960 But he was one of the hottest. He had a new girlfriend every week. 88 00:00:00,086 --> 00:00:00,879 He seemed happy to see you again. 89 00:00:00,588 --> 00:00:00,257 We were good friends. He felt like he could open up to me. 90 00:00:00,466 --> 00:00:00,219 - And you wouldn't open up to him? - Bárbara! 91 00:00:00,385 --> 00:00:00,806 - "Open up to me, Adri." - Stop it! It's so embarrassing. 92 00:00:00,889 --> 00:00:00,432 - This way. - Which way? 93 00:00:00,516 --> 00:00:00,684 This way. Hurry, we're late! 94 00:00:00,526 --> 00:00:00,152 Therefore what God has joined together, 95 00:00:00,694 --> 00:00:00,821 let no one separate. 96 00:00:00,404 --> 00:00:00,447 Rings, please. 97 00:00:00,531 --> 00:00:00,449 I can really get emotional with all this. 98 00:00:00,574 --> 00:00:00,660 So much love is overwhelming. 99 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:00,497 - We did a hell of a job, didn't we? - We did. 100 00:00:00,373 --> 00:00:00,833 I love my job! 101 00:00:00,084 --> 00:00:00,128 You may kiss the bride. 102 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:00,588 Hurrah to the bride and groom! 103 00:00:00,884 --> 00:00:00,345 I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT MY PLACE ON THURSDAY. 104 00:00:00,554 --> 00:00:00,348 I'LL LET THEM KNOW. SEE YOU. 105 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:00,435 Are you sure you don't want something stronger? 106 00:00:00,519 --> 00:00:00,981 No, dear. I'm fine. I want to keep my mind sharp. 107 00:00:00,108 --> 00:00:00,819 My friend Sergio texted me. 108 00:00:00,861 --> 00:00:00,322 He's inviting us for dinner on Thursday. Save the date. 109 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:00,617 - Why me? - Please, come with me. 110 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:00,120 Óscar hates those parties. 111 00:00:00,996 --> 00:00:00,539 Okay, I'm in. 112 00:00:00,914 --> 00:00:00,376 It's a good excuse to get rid of the kids for a while. 113 00:00:00,585 --> 00:00:00,544 - I know. - Cheers! 114 00:00:00,753 --> 00:00:00,213 Cheers to the bride and groom! 115 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:00,096 Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 116 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:00,561 - Don't you miss it? - What? 117 00:00:00,437 --> 00:00:00,023 All that romance? 118 00:00:00,524 --> 00:00:00,568 I thought you and Óscar were happy. 119 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:00,696 Yes, we are happy. Sure. 120 00:00:00,988 --> 00:00:00,991 I couldn't have found a better husband and dad for Mica. 121 00:00:00,074 --> 00:00:00,952 It's just that sometimes... 122 00:00:00,369 --> 00:00:00,538 I wish he wasn't so obsessed 123 00:00:00,622 --> 00:00:00,957 with being so him all the time. 124 00:00:00,791 --> 00:00:00,876 You know? 125 00:00:00,627 --> 00:00:00,879 When Leo and I moved in together... 126 00:00:00,130 --> 00:00:00,634 I had an orgasm just listening to his voice. 127 00:00:00,260 --> 00:00:00,888 Óscar was all over me all day when we were at school. 128 00:00:00,971 --> 00:00:00,766 Then we got married, and he stopped. 129 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:00,358 It's a coincidence that we bumped into Sergio Morales earlier. 130 00:00:00,608 --> 00:00:00,443 Are you sure you didn't like him? 131 00:00:00,319 --> 00:00:00,572 Of course I liked him! All the girls liked him! 132 00:00:00,948 --> 00:00:00,076 But just as friends. We had nothing in common. 133 00:00:00,451 --> 00:00:00,912 We would've never worked together. 134 00:00:00,371 --> 00:00:00,081 Why are you bringing him up? 135 00:00:00,541 --> 00:00:00,336 I didn't. You brought him up. 136 00:00:00,711 --> 00:00:00,545 Did I? 137 00:00:00,046 --> 00:00:00,881 Well, maybe I did. 138 00:00:00,137 --> 00:00:00,223 Have you ever fantasized about being unfaithful? 139 00:00:00,391 --> 00:00:00,600 No. 140 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:00,395 I haven't. I wouldn't cheat on Óscar. 141 00:00:00,979 --> 00:00:00,272 That's your destiny. 142 00:00:00,731 --> 00:00:00,111 Too horny for a wife, too faithful for a slut. 143 00:00:00,404 --> 00:00:00,907 I'll have those words tattooed on my ass. 144 00:00:00,574 --> 00:00:00,701 Great! 145 00:00:00,285 --> 00:00:00,829 Have a drink with me. Gabriel, give us a tequila. 146 00:00:00,705 --> 00:00:00,998 I'll drink it, then. 147 00:00:00,206 --> 00:00:00,249 Come on. 148 00:00:00,791 --> 00:00:00,917 - Cheers. - Cheers. 149 00:00:00,552 --> 00:00:00,138 - Hi, honey! - Hi, there. 150 00:00:00,764 --> 00:00:00,476 The wedding was great. 151 00:00:00,269 --> 00:00:00,562 Everything came out perfect. 152 00:00:00,274 --> 00:00:00,402 It didn't rain, although it was forecasted. 153 00:00:00,485 --> 00:00:00,821 It was supposed to be pouring. 154 00:00:00,905 --> 00:00:00,866 - How did things go for you? - Good! 155 00:00:00,203 --> 00:00:00,580 God, what a mess! 156 00:00:00,835 --> 00:00:00,920 Shoot now. Just shoot! Run now! 157 00:00:00,756 --> 00:00:00,633 - Just run, guys. Hurry. - Want an orange? 158 00:00:00,842 --> 00:00:00,010 Yes. 159 00:00:00,302 --> 00:00:00,014 Guys, please. Go to your right. We'll attack from there. 160 00:00:00,432 --> 00:00:00,309 Shoot! Run now! 161 00:00:00,645 --> 00:00:00,482 Mom! You scared the hell out of me! 162 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:00,650 You scared me to death. Why did you do that? 163 00:00:00,817 --> 00:00:00,861 What did I do? We were chatting. 164 00:00:00,945 --> 00:00:00,698 -You scared me to death. - Didn't you want an orange? 165 00:00:00,783 --> 00:00:00,784 No. 166 00:00:00,661 --> 00:00:00,954 I'm back, guys. 167 00:00:00,246 --> 00:00:00,249 - Mica, have you seen...? - Dad! I reached the Heroic level. 168 00:00:00,541 --> 00:00:00,002 I swear. I just need to kill one guy. 169 00:00:00,044 --> 00:00:00,337 - Really? - Really. 170 00:00:00,254 --> 00:00:00,255 Watch! 171 00:00:00,340 --> 00:00:00,591 "Hello! 172 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:00,469 Welcome home. How was your flight? 173 00:00:00,552 --> 00:00:00,179 And the wedding?" 174 00:00:00,722 --> 00:00:00,932 I missed you. 175 00:00:00,808 --> 00:00:00,894 - I was gone only two days. - But I missed you. 176 00:00:00,897 --> 00:00:00,816 The house isn't the same without you. 177 00:00:00,274 --> 00:00:00,819 I feel sad when you are away. 178 00:00:00,321 --> 00:00:00,155 Listen. 179 00:00:00,823 --> 00:00:00,950 Guess who we ran into at the airport. 180 00:00:00,409 --> 00:00:00,412 - Who? - Sergio Morales. 181 00:00:00,495 --> 00:00:00,996 From school? 182 00:00:00,873 --> 00:00:00,208 I remember him. 183 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:00,047 I thought he was in the States, working as an extra, right? 184 00:00:00,048 --> 00:00:00,217 As Ryan Gosling's double? 185 00:00:00,592 --> 00:00:00,052 Yeah. But he's back home. 186 00:00:00,845 --> 00:00:00,848 He invited us for dinner... on Thursday? 187 00:00:00,141 --> 00:00:00,392 I don't feel like it. 188 00:00:00,226 --> 00:00:00,811 We're not going, are we? 189 00:00:00,772 --> 00:00:00,399 - Look. - Why not? 190 00:00:00,566 --> 00:00:00,650 Well... 191 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:00,236 It could be fun. 192 00:00:00,155 --> 00:00:00,950 I know Sergio was kind of an asshole, but... 193 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,494 - Kind of? - Everybody is invited. 194 00:00:00,412 --> 00:00:00,748 It might be nice to do something new. 195 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:00,419 Mica, help me here. 196 00:00:00,712 --> 00:00:00,131 I'm dying, help me. 197 00:00:00,214 --> 00:00:00,049 Everyone's going with their spouses, 198 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:00,093 and I'll be alone if you're not coming. 199 00:00:00,510 --> 00:00:00,847 Or I can stay home, if you want. 200 00:00:00,515 --> 00:00:00,100 Jesus! 201 00:00:00,477 --> 00:00:00,145 Okay, we're going. 202 00:00:00,687 --> 00:00:00,482 Just a couple of hours. It's not like I want you to miss it. 203 00:00:00,316 --> 00:00:00,442 I love you! 204 00:00:00,775 --> 00:00:00,652 Mom, that's so gross! 205 00:00:00,945 --> 00:00:00,281 Weren't you supposed to be killing dragons? 206 00:00:00,282 --> 00:00:00,743 They're soul-eating giants, and I've already killed them all. 207 00:00:00,327 --> 00:00:00,706 I'm trying to be a super cool mom, but it isn't working at all. 208 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:00,459 You need to be more patient. 209 00:00:00,127 --> 00:00:00,462 Oh, my God! 210 00:00:00,963 --> 00:00:00,632 Just be patient. 211 00:00:00,049 --> 00:00:00,052 Mica has the soul of an artist, just like me. 212 00:00:00,053 --> 00:00:00,555 But Óscar doesn't have a hint of artistic genius 213 00:00:00,639 --> 00:00:00,140 and they get along a lot better. 214 00:00:00,265 --> 00:00:00,518 It's like having two teenagers at home. 215 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:00,145 Men never grow up. 216 00:00:00,188 --> 00:00:00,358 By the way, I forgot to tell you that I ran into... 217 00:00:00,235 --> 00:00:00,778 Sergio Morales at the airport. 218 00:00:00,820 --> 00:00:00,156 - Sergio from school? - That's right. 219 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:00,243 - Wasn't he Tom Cruise's guru? - I don't know. 220 00:00:00,284 --> 00:00:00,829 He was making out with his girlfriend Vienna, Siena, whatever. 221 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:00,373 She's named after an Italian village. 222 00:00:00,456 --> 00:00:00,874 - And is he still cute? - Well... 223 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:00,669 You'll see him on Thursday, he invited us for dinner. 224 00:00:00,752 --> 00:00:00,754 I can't. We're attending a concert. 225 00:00:00,004 --> 00:00:00,756 Come on, Gaby! You must come. 226 00:00:00,839 --> 00:00:00,384 It's a school reunion. You can't miss it. 227 00:00:00,593 --> 00:00:00,386 Wait. 228 00:00:00,553 --> 00:00:00,138 - What are you laughing at? - I've just remembered... 229 00:00:00,889 --> 00:00:00,976 Remember when you found out Sergio liked Nicole Kidman 230 00:00:00,059 --> 00:00:00,978 and you dyed your hair red? 231 00:00:00,311 --> 00:00:00,523 I just got some red highlights. And they looked great on me. 232 00:00:00,606 --> 00:00:00,358 You even had curls on your hair. 233 00:00:00,483 --> 00:00:00,529 I want you to come and meet his girlfriend who's like Megan Fox, 234 00:00:00,612 --> 00:00:00,447 nothing to do with Nicole Kidman. 235 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:00,324 I'm just curious now. 236 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:00,244 I'll try to persuade Valentín, but you know him. 237 00:00:00,673 --> 00:00:00,842 - Hi, there! - Hi, honey! 238 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:00,260 Hello, darling. 239 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:00,554 How are you? Oh, hello, baby girl! 240 00:00:00,138 --> 00:00:00,765 What's up, my baby girl? 241 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:00,434 Hey. 242 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:00,395 - How was your day? - Fine. 243 00:00:00,854 --> 00:00:00,356 I trained with Adriana and came back to work. 244 00:00:00,607 --> 00:00:00,568 How was your work out/gossip session? 245 00:00:00,943 --> 00:00:00,446 - It was a gossip session indeed. - Really? 246 00:00:00,654 --> 00:00:00,532 Adriana bumped into her old high school crush. 247 00:00:00,199 --> 00:00:00,328 He was at school with us and then went on to travel the world. 248 00:00:00,287 --> 00:00:00,831 - Maybe you know him. - Who's that guy? 249 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:00,627 He invited us for dinner at his place on Thursday, and I said yes. 250 00:00:00,044 --> 00:00:00,963 - Shall we go? - It's Schubert's piano concert. 251 00:00:00,797 --> 00:00:00,257 - Fuck! I forgot. - You did? 252 00:00:00,341 --> 00:00:00,508 I did. 253 00:00:00,884 --> 00:00:00,177 And I said yes. 254 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:00,721 It's okay. I'll tell Adriana we can't go. 255 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:00,599 It would've been fun, though. It's been years since we last met. 256 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:00,770 - What? - You win. Come here! 257 00:00:00,647 --> 00:00:00,941 We'll hang out with your friends and go to the concert some other day. 258 00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:00,110 - Are you sure? - Is that okay with you? 259 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:00,737 It is. I love you. 260 00:00:00,196 --> 00:00:00,156 - Do you feel like dinner? - Dinner? 261 00:00:00,239 --> 00:00:00,950 Yes. Open a bottle of wine. I'll be with you in a minute. 262 00:00:00,034 --> 00:00:00,661 Come on, girl. 263 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:00,496 Let's have dinner. 264 00:00:00,541 --> 00:00:00,627 - Leave my brother alone! - Put that bow down! 265 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:00,380 - Leave him alone! - You're going to get hurt! 266 00:00:00,546 --> 00:00:00,590 - I can't smell your cologne. - No. I'm fine. 267 00:00:00,799 --> 00:00:00,634 - Did you wear your cologne? - I did. 268 00:00:00,970 --> 00:00:00,305 God! 269 00:00:00,389 --> 00:00:00,849 Bárbara, come on. Let's go. 270 00:00:00,933 --> 00:00:00,978 Come here. Stop throwing stuff at each other. 271 00:00:00,938 --> 00:00:00,984 Listen. I have lemon popsicles. If you behave, you can have one. 272 00:00:00,694 --> 00:00:00,903 Are you sure? 273 00:00:00,117 --> 00:00:00,535 Do you hear that? 274 00:00:00,910 --> 00:00:00,620 It's complete silence. 275 00:00:00,995 --> 00:00:00,250 I don't care what you think. We're getting a full-time nanny. 276 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:00,628 Bárbara, you know how I feel about that. 277 00:00:00,838 --> 00:00:00,340 Leo, I love you. But I'm not happy. 278 00:00:00,632 --> 00:00:00,925 And this has to change. 279 00:00:00,342 --> 00:00:00,261 Either we get a full-time nanny, 280 00:00:00,469 --> 00:00:00,638 or I swear I'll leave you alone with the kids. 281 00:00:00,019 --> 00:00:00,563 What do you think? 282 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,774 Adriana is here. 283 00:00:00,443 --> 00:00:00,695 It's funny that she's always driving. 284 00:00:00,238 --> 00:00:00,575 - Óscar can't drive or what? - He can. 285 00:00:00,492 --> 00:00:00,703 - Hey! - Hi. 286 00:00:00,871 --> 00:00:00,915 We all arrived at the same time. We are in sync. 287 00:00:00,124 --> 00:00:00,793 - Couldn't have come out better. - We all arrived at the same time. 288 00:00:00,753 --> 00:00:00,463 - What did you get? - Some pasta. 289 00:00:00,546 --> 00:00:00,923 - Yummy! That's a cake? - No. It's a sculpture. 290 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:00,842 - Hi, Barbs. - How are you? 291 00:00:00,925 --> 00:00:00,260 - Hey! - Gaby. 292 00:00:00,719 --> 00:00:00,971 - Hi, Leo. - Hi, Barbs. How are you? 293 00:00:00,388 --> 00:00:00,681 Did she make it? 294 00:00:00,765 --> 00:00:00,183 -Hello, guys. Welcome. 295 00:00:00,975 --> 00:00:00,809 How is it going? 296 00:00:00,893 --> 00:00:00,312 How's it going, Morales? You haven't changed, buddy! 297 00:00:00,437 --> 00:00:00,397 You too, man! How are doing? 298 00:00:00,439 --> 00:00:00,817 Well, you're kind of chubby now. 299 00:00:00,402 --> 00:00:00,488 Hi. Nice to see you again. 300 00:00:00,572 --> 00:00:00,574 - Adriana, you look beautiful. - Thanks. 301 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,868 - Do you remember Gaby? - Sure. 302 00:00:00,951 --> 00:00:00,745 - Hi! It's been a long time! - I know. 303 00:00:00,828 --> 00:00:00,539 - This is my husband, Valentín. - Nice to meet you. 304 00:00:00,623 --> 00:00:00,501 - You too. Associate. How are you? - Hi. 305 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,212 - This is Leo, my husband. - Hi. 306 00:00:00,712 --> 00:00:00,298 Nice to meet you. Thank you for having us over. 307 00:00:00,548 --> 00:00:00,259 Thank you for coming. Come in, please. 308 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:00,011 Thanks. 309 00:00:00,261 --> 00:00:00,971 Leave my wife's salad alone. 310 00:00:00,096 --> 00:00:00,308 - It's pasta. - It's Christmas salad. 311 00:00:00,354 --> 00:00:00,023 You must throw some really good parties here. 312 00:00:00,106 --> 00:00:00,359 Just like today, right? 313 00:00:00,319 --> 00:00:00,737 It's so nice in here. 314 00:00:00,779 --> 00:00:00,948 Hello! Welcome. 315 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:00,574 - Hi. - Mezcal anybody? 316 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,702 - Yes, please. - This is Siena, my girlfriend. 317 00:00:00,245 --> 00:00:00,747 They are Bárbara, Leo, Gaby, Valentín, 318 00:00:00,789 --> 00:00:00,499 Adriana, and Óscar. 319 00:00:00,708 --> 00:00:00,670 - Okay. Just to warm up. - Cheers! 320 00:00:00,003 --> 00:00:00,296 Cheers. 321 00:00:00,297 --> 00:00:00,174 - Where is mine? - Right here, babe. 322 00:00:00,346 --> 00:00:00,099 - You have a nice apartment. - Thanks. 323 00:00:00,766 --> 00:00:00,936 It's actually a friend's. He's in New York and let us stay. 324 00:00:00,061 --> 00:00:00,481 - But yes, it's incredible. - Until we find our own place. 325 00:00:00,731 --> 00:00:00,108 But it's okay. 326 00:00:00,191 --> 00:00:00,277 Let's go to the kitchen. Make yourselves at home. 327 00:00:00,319 --> 00:00:00,279 Are you okay? 328 00:00:00,404 --> 00:00:00,490 This is for you. It's fresh from the oven. 329 00:00:00,574 --> 00:00:00,285 For me? It's a chocolate cake... 330 00:00:00,368 --> 00:00:00,661 Not exactly. 331 00:00:00,829 --> 00:00:00,331 - My God! - It's based... 332 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:00,376 on old Peruvian fertility sculptures. 333 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:00,295 - I hope you like it. - It's great. 334 00:00:00,378 --> 00:00:00,173 Gaby is a unique sculptor, but she's really good. 335 00:00:00,507 --> 00:00:00,384 - You made it? - Yes, I did. 336 00:00:00,718 --> 00:00:00,095 My followers are going to love this. 337 00:00:00,178 --> 00:00:00,264 Siena, please, give them a break. 338 00:00:00,598 --> 00:00:00,600 Please, come here. Let's start drinking. 339 00:00:00,392 --> 00:00:00,603 I need to take a picture of this now! 340 00:00:00,229 --> 00:00:00,356 Your skills have improved a lot. 341 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:00,608 Look at that! 342 00:00:00,692 --> 00:00:00,195 Óscar, can you hand me the wine bottle I left on the bar? 343 00:00:00,738 --> 00:00:00,072 The boss has spoken. 344 00:00:00,407 --> 00:00:00,658 Thank you. 345 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:00,660 Some pasta. 346 00:00:00,703 --> 00:00:00,621 Thank you. 347 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:00,960 It's delicious. I'll put them over here. 348 00:00:00,546 --> 00:00:00,257 - Have a tequila with me. - No. I'm fine with wine. 349 00:00:00,341 --> 00:00:00,092 Really, I'm fine. I'll be back. 350 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:00,053 What are you doing? 351 00:00:00,303 --> 00:00:00,513 - Don't you remember? - What? 352 00:00:00,597 --> 00:00:00,806 Right! 353 00:00:00,060 --> 00:00:00,270 I love my sweetheart's ass! 354 00:00:00,812 --> 00:00:00,105 Hi there, babe. 355 00:00:00,856 --> 00:00:00,816 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 356 00:00:00,861 --> 00:00:00,029 Behave yourself! 357 00:00:00,488 --> 00:00:00,740 - It's so hard for me. - Sure, I liked it. 358 00:00:00,823 --> 00:00:00,284 Hey, man! Some mezcal for you. 359 00:00:00,577 --> 00:00:00,871 - There you are! - Cheers. 360 00:00:00,372 --> 00:00:00,666 Adriana got really drunk that day. 361 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:00,878 You even puked. But I took care of you. 362 00:00:00,962 --> 00:00:00,839 ...like this delicious wine my comrade brought. 363 00:00:00,382 --> 00:00:00,133 - It's been a long time. - It's so cool. 364 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:00,720 Who wants some wine? 365 00:00:00,391 --> 00:00:00,353 Remember that drink they served at the club we used to go to? 366 00:00:00,522 --> 00:00:00,940 Okay, enough! 367 00:00:00,023 --> 00:00:00,860 Enough of your school experiences that I don't fucking understand. 368 00:00:00,944 --> 00:00:00,112 Please! 369 00:00:00,654 --> 00:00:00,157 Let's play a game! Valentín, hand me those cups behind you, please. 370 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:00,785 What kind of game? 371 00:00:00,494 --> 00:00:00,787 What kind of game? 372 00:00:00,079 --> 00:00:00,872 - "Never Have I Ever." - How do you play it? 373 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:00,457 What do you mean? 374 00:00:00,666 --> 00:00:00,792 In his school days, 375 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:00,712 Valentín used to play Monopoly with real houses. 376 00:00:00,421 --> 00:00:00,383 - Shut up, you communist. - It's not that difficult. 377 00:00:00,466 --> 00:00:00,969 When it's your turn, you say, "Never have I ever whatever..." 378 00:00:00,136 --> 00:00:00,221 Whoever answers yes gets a shot. 379 00:00:00,139 --> 00:00:00,766 - Okay. I'll go first. - Great. 380 00:00:00,809 --> 00:00:00,479 So, never have I ever... 381 00:00:00,230 --> 00:00:00,773 been to Acapulco. 382 00:00:00,444 --> 00:00:00,363 What you meant was, "Never have I ever ... 383 00:00:00,905 --> 00:00:00,116 - had sex with a donkey in Acapulco." - Right! 384 00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:00,747 Well, you know my secret now. Cheers! 385 00:00:00,706 --> 00:00:00,167 Disgusting! You haven't changed. 386 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:00,711 The donkey's name was Patrick and was a nice guy. 387 00:00:00,714 --> 00:00:00,799 Come on, now. It's my turn. 388 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:00,763 Not including your current partners... 389 00:00:00,514 --> 00:00:00,019 never have I ever dreamt about having sex with someone in this room. 390 00:00:00,566 --> 00:00:00,110 I have to admit this sexual fantasy... 391 00:00:00,153 --> 00:00:00,614 came up specifically during this last hour. 392 00:00:00,739 --> 00:00:00,575 - Cheers, comrade Siena. - Cheers, comrade. 393 00:00:00,034 --> 00:00:00,243 Excellent, Leo. 394 00:00:00,745 --> 00:00:00,040 Then, let's take this game to the next level. 395 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:00,375 Why don't we play... 396 00:00:00,043 --> 00:00:00,419 "The Game of Keys"? 397 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:00,297 Wait, Siena. They are not like that. 398 00:00:00,547 --> 00:00:00,715 They are. 399 00:00:00,049 --> 00:00:00,467 Like what? 400 00:00:00,592 --> 00:00:00,428 - We are like that. - We are certainly like that. 401 00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:00,306 - Like what? - We are like that! 402 00:00:00,389 --> 00:00:00,891 It depends... 403 00:00:00,558 --> 00:00:00,811 We are like that! 404 00:00:00,894 --> 00:00:00,605 - Óscar! - We are like that. 405 00:00:00,730 --> 00:00:00,440 Okay, then. 406 00:00:00,149 --> 00:00:00,653 Ladies, take out your keys and throw them into this bowl. 407 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:00,781 Your car keys, your home keys, any key. 408 00:00:00,492 --> 00:00:00,036 Now, gentlemen, you're going to close your eyes 409 00:00:00,245 --> 00:00:00,955 and pick a random key. 410 00:00:00,789 --> 00:00:00,873 I go first! 411 00:00:00,343 --> 00:00:00,719 Okay. Good. 412 00:00:00,803 --> 00:00:00,888 - What's next? - Now... 413 00:00:00,056 --> 00:00:00,810 You're going to sit next to the owner of the keys you're holding. 414 00:00:00,686 --> 00:00:00,563 Whose are these? 415 00:00:00,855 --> 00:00:00,857 - That's mine. - Those are mine. 416 00:00:00,483 --> 00:00:00,194 - We're going to win this game! - Come here. 417 00:00:00,278 --> 00:00:00,405 I got the smartest guy in the room. 418 00:00:00,199 --> 00:00:00,326 - What's next? - Okay, perfect. 419 00:00:00,912 --> 00:00:00,040 We're going to have sex all night... 420 00:00:00,708 --> 00:00:00,751 with the key owner. 421 00:00:00,147 --> 00:00:00,775 - You're kidding, right? - I'm not, dear. 422 00:00:00,817 --> 00:00:00,485 - She is. - I'm not. 423 00:00:00,029 --> 00:00:00,488 No way!30785

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