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Someone's gotta talk to those two.

- Not gonna be me.
- It's too much, right?

You may judge, but I have
to say, I think their love is beautiful.

What is it?

- You're such a creep.
- What, for accepting them?

Handsy old couple.

Just going at it right in the street.

Like, full-on make-out session.

All right, all right,
get it out of your systems.

Ooh!

Okay,
guess we'll give you some privacy.

- I actually like that.
- Yeah, you do?

- Hey, don't!
- Okay.

Say hi to your parents, okay.

Well, well, well.

I'll do that.

- Tell us everything.
- Those lovebirds.

- Let's get out of here.
- Shut up.

- Was it good?
- You're so annoying. Shut up.

Please just eat it. Come on.

You just ate it yesterday
and you liked it.

Leon. Leon, can you--

It's just cheese.
You love cheese, don't you?

No, no, no, it's cheese.
Just eat it. Eat the cheese, baby.

- See, Daddy loves it. He's eating a lot.

No, Leon, just please eat it.

Mom, please don't leave the TV on.
I can't hear myself think.

No, Leon, your dinosaurs can wait.

Just-- We are eating breakfast right now.

- Can you play with them later? Okay?
- Oh.

Look who decided to get up.

You get your beauty sleep?

For your information,
I got up early and worked.

Great. How much studying did you get done?

- Very funny.
- You want your ba-ba?

Curious what I'm working on?

Okay, only three more.

Just three more pieces.

Yeah, sure I am.

Hey, Jo, can you
pick up groceries tonight?

I'm gonna be working late again.

Uh, yeah, I'll go after class.

Can you buy diapers and milk when you go?

Don't forget, we switched
to plant-based diapers and soymilk.

- He needs both.
- He really needs both, Ma.

- Fine, yes.
- Thank you.

I don't like soup.

- What's this?
- So you don't forget like last time.

What, am I being punished?

I'm just trying to save you a trip.

Okay, up you go.

- Hey, love you.
- Bye.

- Sixty-five more to go.

- Peace out, everybody!
- Bye.

Gonna eat you up!

- Later.
- Later, Jan.

- Bye.
- Janek, your lunch!

Janek!

Well, look what I found.

Don't brake so hard. You want me to vomit?

I could switch places with you.

Why? That one wasn't my fault.

Oh, don't start sulking.

I'll get you to school safe and sound.
We'll get some coffee in your system.

Then you'll have some nice meetings,

you'll come home to your family,
and your night will be wonderful.

Thank you, Professor Positive.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Morning.

Hi.

Morning.

Chow time. Chow time.

Chow time. Chow time.

Chow time.

Chow time.

Hubi.

"Everybody worships."

"The only choice we get
is what to worship."

- Worship.
- Worship.

Nick.

"If you worship money and things,

if they are where
you find all meaning in life,

then you will never have enough."

"Never feel you have enough."

- "This is the truth."
- Truth.

Monkey.

"On one level,

we all know this stuff already."

"As myths,

proverbs,

cliche… clich…"

Clichés.

Clichés.

Clichés.

Clichés?

Could you stand up for a moment?

Is she really
hugging her right now?

You look ill.
I'll order a taxi for you, okay?

I respect that.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Thank you.
- Thank you. Bye.

- See ya.
- Bye.

HEY, JO

WHO IS IT?

YOU ARE FUCKED

Come on in!

Think you stirred it well enough?

- Hmm.

Maciek.

We need to talk about the pigeon problem.

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

Because of you,
I have a courtyard full of shit.

The custodian cleans it,
and he's getting tired of it

Sorry, but hasn't it
always been full of shit?

Well, not anymore.

Maciek, this is an order.

Stop feeding the pigeons. Immediately.

I've always hated the decor in here.

You're gonna ruin your eyes.

My students are on Facebook so much,
they can barely see the board these days.

- Mm-hmm.

I say to them all the time, "You're kids,
go play in the grass or something."

But they're like junkies.

They just can't stop
staring at those screens.

Sounds like you should stop teaching
livestock hygiene and start teaching PE.

- Should I?
- I don't think so.

In the old days, you could just kick back
while the kids played with a ball.

But there too coddled for that now.

Speaking of, I heard
you hugged my kid in front of the class.

Yes, I did.

You doing okay?

Yeah, fine.

- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

You're looking a little unhealthy.

How does one look healthy, Maciek?

You just need to get plenty of sleep,
cut down on your vices, and smile more.

Hmm.

That easy, huh?

Just relax.

Are you sensitive to sounds?

Yes.

Earaches?

Yeah. Sometimes.

Any recent exposure to the herpes virus?

No, not that I'm aware of.

Mmm…

Do you think it could be MS?

Where'd you get that idea?

Ah… Doctor Google.

We'll do a CAT scan.

Mmm.

Today's chow time
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For a limited time only, you can get
their "expresso espresso" special

with a chocolate sponge and cream pie.

Only ten zlotys,
you'd have to be a birdbrain to miss it.

- Okay, I'm out.
- Later.

- See ya.
- Bye, Monkey.

- Same time next week?
- Of course.

Listen… Your neighbors
have filed a complaint.

They say that you've been
up here smoking pot.

And getting naked.

Let's go.

- Now watch carefully. Watch.
- Yeah?

Watch this footwork.
Not a single dance lesson in my life.

MISTER NYSA

Hey, what are you doing there?

Hey! No rolling when I'm rolling.

What?

"No rolling when I'm rolling"?

Give me that.

Okay, Jo, if you were completely free
to do what you wanted with no limits,

right now, where would you be?

I'd be smoking a blunt,

lying in front of a horny teacher
from an agricultural tech school.

Wow.

- But what about in another life?

My mother has Alzheimer's.

My youngest son may not graduate.
My eldest can't handle being a father.

And my husband is falling apart.

They need me and I need all of them.

So in a world without them?

I would have no one.

Can you drink it all, please? Yeah?

You just need to finish it
and then everyone will be so happy.

Can you do that for Daddy?

All you gotta do
is drink a little bit more, okay?

Young man, don't you dare
force that bottle on the child.

You'll make him sick.

- Didn't I just tell you not to?
- Calm down.

It has soup in it.
He'll get an upset tummy.

What makes you think that his tummy hurts?

Babies cry when they're tired.
He could also be teething

My intuition tells me these things.

Well, can your intuition
tell you how to fix the sink?

- I don't want it.
- How rude!

I don't want more ba-ba.

What did you do to my boy?
Let Grammy hold you.

- Hey, honey. Going for a run, be back.
- Come on, sweetheart. You're with Grammy.

So you've been in here dancing?

Well that brat drives us all insane?

Just try to help out more, all right?

Will you hold it still, please?

- Janek!
- What? Jesus! Can't you and Adam do this?

How about you and Adam do this,
and I'll go get a manicure.

- You're better at this stuff than me.
- Anyone would be.

All right, enough. I'll just do it.

It wasn't me.

No, no. It wasn't me.

- Mom, open the door.
- It was Witek.

Or Adam.

Mom, it doesn't matter who did it.

Let's just get you
into a nice bath, okay? Mama?

- It wasn't me.

Mom.

Mama.

Why the hell can't they just leave
and go to your parents' old place?

Because I need that place for tutoring.

With Adam…

how long was it
until he slept through the night?

Too long.

Blood pressure rising,
or is it a heart attack?

What if it's something serious?

Oh, look at that.

I didn't know that weed
cured hypochondria.

Am I just a joke to you?

Of course not.

I just don't see why you get
to have fun at my expense,

but when I do the same,
you're so above it all.

Hmm?

What's this all about?

- Who created this work of art?
- It was there when we got here.

- Looks like we're fucked.

YOU ARE FUCKED

Okay, fun's over.
You're all going to be late for class.

- Let's go. On your way.

You're totally fucked, dude.

- Yeah, you.

Look, I understand that whoever
did this was making a joke of some kind.

But this is no laughing matter.

Vandalism is vandalism.

We need to find a smart aleck
and make an example out of him

before other kids start
defacing school property as well.

I already called the police.

What did they say?

Well, they say they're
sending 13 police cars.

And the SWAT team too, apparently.

I'll just talk to the custodians
and they'll get the graffiti cleaned up.

That's not how
I would've handled this.

Is that right?

Well, you're more than welcome to run
for headmistress when my term's up, ma'am.

- Since when am I "ma'am" to you?
- Since now.

It's not that big of a deal.

Why all this agony over a prankster
we aren't even able to catch?

Witek, you are double fucked!

You're the king of Instagram.

It's only been half an hour
and you've already got over 300 likes.

- Hmm.

You need a lift?

We'll be fine.

You sure? Plenty of space.

Trust me, it's under control.

HEY, JO

You look good in this picture.
Makes you kinda look badass.

This funny to you?

Sort of.
I mean, nothing bad happened.

Nothing except that I became a meme.

Wow.

They won't even remember it tomorrow.

Well, I will.

Me too.

Same here.

But you really shouldn't worry.

If you're wondering who wins
the prize for Fuck-up of the Month,

it's "Mister Nysa" here
and his little sash.

- The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
- "…the tree." Yeah, yeah, I know.

- Was that on the car?
- Gotta go, Mom. It's green.

- It's green.

It's just…

Just an ad.

- Hey, are you feeling all right?
- Yeah.

- Sure you don't want to switch?
- No, really, it's fine.

No, it's not.

Witek.

Get out.

Buckle up.

YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS

- Just a sec.

Mom, you don't need
to clean the windows. Just leave it.

Oh, great. Now there's a draft.

Just let her clean them a while.
She's not breaking anything.

Shall we eat?

Sure, I'll go shopping.

Witek!

Why aren't you watching Mom?

She's asleep.

Look at that.

It's oil.

What kind of oil?

Mmm.

Canola, I think.

Poor woman doesn't have long.

Easy there.

Mommy?

What are you doing here?

Okay. Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

A bucket.

Bucket!

All right. Let it out.

You were supposed to keep him
out of trouble, so what is this?

- I'm not his babysitter.

You're an adult and a father.

- You need to be more careful.
- Come here.

Now blow.

- Mmm?
- Right now.

No way. I'm 23 years old.
I'm not gonna blow.

If you don't blow right this second,
I'm going to lose my fucking mind!

I am exhausted, and you're out with
your stupid brother getting wasted?

- We're both just really tired. It's okay…
- Can we be normal for once in our lives?

- Jesus!
- Will you calm down?

- He has food poisoning.

This fucking house is poison!

- It's okay, it's okay.
- Mmm.

- Mm-hmm.

Good morning.

Mmm. Present perfect. Alex.

Mmm. This has been water.

Has this been water?

This hasn't been water.
Hasn't this been water?

Good. Nick?

Future perfect in the past.

Mmm. This would have been water.

This wouldn't have been water.

Headmaster wants you.

Well, I'm in the middle of class.

It's urgent.

Uh, okay.
While I'm gone, please write down…

past perfect,

past perfect continuous,

and future continuous.

I'll be right back.

Joanna.

There's someone out there
who's trying to hurt us.

YOUR WIFE IS DOING ILLEGAL THINGS
IN HER MOTHER'S APARTMENT

If someone knows you're tutoring
without paying taxes,

it's not going to be a good look for us
when word gets out.

Who is it?

The police are here early.

They said they want to talk to you
about the details of the case.

Any info you'd like me
to pass along for now?

Tell them to wait, please.

Tomorrow we'll be running drug tests.

So be ready.

Why didn't you tell me?

Do you tell me everything?

You… are…

fucked.

So…

You are fucked. Margaret.

You are fucked.

Alex, are you fucked?

I don't know, am I fucked?

- Kirby.
- You aren't fucked.

You aren't fucked.

We are fucked.

We are fucked.

Jan, are you fucked?

But we are fucked.

We are fucked.

Louder!

- We are fucked!
- Whoo!

We are fucked!

- Whoo!
- We are fuck--

I see you kept yourselves busy
while I wasn't here.

Monkey.

I would like to invite you
to the front of the class.

And please read out loud
the answers to the task I gave you.

I didn't write anything.

Why is that?

I…

got distracted.

- Hmm.

So what do you think I should do?

Go on strike perhaps?

What's so funny?

Listen, soon you're gonna take your--

Finals.

We've been through this.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

Okay.

Sit down, please.

We'll continue.

Your chariot awaits you, my lady.

We can't.

Come on, live a little.

You've got until the end
of this song to get down here.

Hoo.

Now, from Thursday to Saturday only,
you can get half of bamboo chairs.

You kids hear that?

So make sure you don't go
buying bamboo furniture anywhere else.

- They'll bamboozle ya.

- What?
- Sorry.

I'm sorry.

- Ow.

What are you doing?

You'll wake up the whole house.

Look who's waking people now.

You got the last word, Jo. You happy?

Are you? Because
you're free to leave if not.

- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- You don't know what I'd like. No idea.

Let go, Joanna.

You let go.

You want a little snake?

You want two little snakes? Mr. Leon?

- Mm-hmm.
- Can you make me a big snake?

You got three little ones,
let's put them together.

Make sure
he doesn't swallow them.

You have to watch,
stop him if he tries to eat one.

- He's a toddler. He would choke.
- I'm watching, Karina.

You're looking at him,
but I don't know if you're watching.

You seem a little distracted.

Oh, I'm distracted?
Have a pancake, sweetie.

Thank you.

Don't want that.

Remember, it's not a real pancake, Leon.

He knows, you don't have
to treat him like an idiot.

You're not watching him.

He's playing with Plasticine
and you took your eyes off him.

You can't do that.

Children shouldn't be playing with
this stuff, especially not on the couch.

Why is that?

Because it's warm
and you're on a duvet.

If he presses it
into the fabric, it'll get stuck.

- Where do you see a duvet?
- You're sitting on one right now.

- We are on a quilt.

Well, good for you
for knowing so many words.

But to me, this is a duvet.

And that right there is enough
for me to care about my kid

pressing that crap
into the goddamn fabric.

If you want to better vocabulary,
you should read more books.

You read books about duvets, Jo?

Who was that? Quilt factory?

Come on, sweetie,
let's make the ball bigger.

Don't just let him
mix it all together like that.

Well, he's not
eating it, Karina. Let him play.

- Lollipop!

- He should be able to reuse it--
- Why do you even care? Reuse it?

I bought it for him.

Why are you holding it
over your grandson's head

that you bought him
a little bit of Plasticine?

That's crazy, Joanna. Do you know how much
Plasticine I bought you as a child?

- I never lorded it over you--
- That's not what I'm doing to him, Mom.

- No? You said you bought it.
- Because it's a fact. I did do that.

Well, why did you say that?

- It wasn't to lord it over him.
- Take the Plasticine to his room.

- Know what? You watch him.
- I hope you didn't break the bank.

Grammy will buy you more, sweetheart.

You're not the only one in this house!

Since when do you smoke?

Hey, Janek!

You're not to smoke, especially
not in this house. Are you crazy?

Janek!

Answer me right now!

Hey!

Where are you going?

To get some air.

You'll catch pneumonia.

Now you.

Hello?

You have one unheard message.

I'd be smoking a blunt,

lying in front of a horny teacher
from an agricultural tech school.

How do you feel now, you whore?

- Juice.

Juice?

You want juice? You got it, friend.

Juice here.

Okay.

You're still fucked, right?

Yeah, you are.

Hey, Mom.

Ooh la la. I'm loving
the boho vibe of this place.

Very earthy smell.

Does Dad know?

What's this?

I'm having an affair.

I'm sure you know what it'd do
to our family of this were to get out.

So calling the police
is not an option here.

That's why I need your help.

Why are you getting me
involved in all this, Mom?

Well, what would you do if you were me?

Fucking hell.

I don't know.
Mom, I think you gotta tell him.

I will, someday.

But right now, I'm asking you.

For what?

I need you
to find me someone in forensics

who can look at
the fingerprints on this letter.

- Witek.

Witek.

- Wake up.

Look at this.

It's here too.

Oh my God.

What happened?

You know, I think
we should all go to a café tonight.

- Why? The coffee we have at home is great.

Bet Karina's gonna scream
when she sees you.

Oh, shit.

It's cool, she's not contagious.

- Okay…
- We think.

- Maybe this is a punishment.

What kind of punishment?

- I want milk.
- Biblical.

Yeah, that's true, Mom.

Any sins you wanna talk about?

Come on, guys.

We should be positive here.

This way Mom gets to do
her favorite thing and go see a doctor.

That'll be fun, right? Yeah?

You doing all right, Joanna?

Everything's going to be fine, darling.

She's always so anxious
about these things.

Chow time.

Chow time.

Chow time, chow time, chow time.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, my pretties.

Come on, come on.

Chow time, chow time.

Here you go.

You guys like your chow?

Yeah? So hungry.

That's good, that's good.

Bad boy.

Mmm.

Hey. You guys have some too. Eat up.

Maciek.

Chow time.

Maciek!

- What did I tell you?
- Chow time.

I told you to stop this nonsense.

You're gonna scare the birds.

Chow time, chow time.

Chow time. That's right.

Want a little more?

- Hey. Stop it.

- Don't--

You happy now?

Clean up this shit right now!

You have until noon
before I call a cleaning company

and deduct every cent
it costs from your pay.

Come on, try it.

My mother's fruit punch recipe
is three decades old.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Uh, hi.
- Hey.

- What's up?
- See ya.

Oh.

Listen, I, uh…

I got you this. Uh… It says
you can put it on your skin twice a day,

so it should help out with everything.

Uh, and this is an herbal tea.

- Hmm.
- Which is supposed to help you relax.

I asked my friend to get some advice
from this Mongolian guy he goes to.

Thanks for your concern, but I have
some of the best specialists in the city.

What did your friend say, though?

That… you worry a lot.

And that he'll get you on
a treatment plan if you go to his office.

Says you'll be cured.

Mm-hmm.

I love you, Jo.

So please stop ignoring me.

Don't make a bigger fool
out of me than I am already.

Expulsion is out of the question.
We're not here to destroy students' lives.

You have another suggestion?

Calm down.

Apart from the marijuana,

are there any other drugs
our students tested positive for?

Three students also had
mephedrone in their bloodstream.

Thank you, Officer.

Maciek, I'm sorry,
but your daughter is a problem

We're going to have to
expel all three of them.

Or, they can transfer schools quietly
once the school year is over.

Those are our options, really?
This is a bad decision.

Why don't we wait
for your test results

before we hear
your thoughts on the matter?

I beg your pardon?

Did you think we'd never find out
about your little pot smoking habit?

So tragic.

Why the fuck
didn't you defend me from her--

No, no, no.
You don't get to blame me for this.

These are serious allegations, Jo.

- And we both know that they're true.

Such a politician, aren't you?

Your position's all that matters.

Congratulations, Headmaster.

"There are these two young fish

swimming along."

"And they happen to meet an older fish

who nods at them and says,

'Morning, boys.'

'How's the water?'"

"And the two young fish

swim on for a bit."

"And then, eventually,

one of them looks over to the other,

and goes…

'What the hell is water?'"

What the hell is with the spanking?

Karina and I,
we made a bet the year before last.

Mm-hmm.

I bet her you'd give us the old apartment
before the year was over.

I owe her 100 spanks.

Daddy, I wanna see Mommy.

I want Mommy.

And where is Karina now?

I think she's off
with her girlfriends at a lake.

What, you don't know?

You mean you don't know
where the mother of your child is?

Does Dad know where you are right now?

You're young enough to be my daughter.

But I'm not, am I?

Adam.

Well, fuck.

- Oh, fuck!
- Let's go!

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Shh.

Go. Come on. Come on!

- Shh.
- Jesus Christ.

It's a plastic model.

This is Maciek's room.

Mom, how'd you know
where to find his keys?

Don't ask stupid questions.

Shh.

He's gone.

Open the window, please.
Whatever that is smells horrible.

You've been running a lot.

Yeah, you've been quite
a busy woman yourself as of late.

At your sons' expense.

My mom's expense too.

They'll be expelled.

Even Monkey.

- You heard the way other teachers talk.
- Do you think I give a shit what they say?

This is an about your ego, Joanna.

- It's about the entire school.
- Really?

My ego?

- You got anything else you wanna say?
- Listen, I'm not trying to fight with you.

Oh sure, you're not trying to fight.

You woke up this morning
and told me that I stink.

I'm sorry, all right.
I'll start the whole day over.

Good morning, Joanna, my love.

I'm so happy to see you alive and well.

And you smell beautiful.

Thanks.

- Story!
- Soup again?

Story! I want to read a story!

I want to read a story!

Please, I am begging you,
just give me a minute.

Leon, calm down.

If you just give us the keys
to your parents' apartment, we'll be gone.

This will all go away.

Well, it's her decision.

Why don't you
talk to them about why not, Jo?

Yeah, Mom. Why not?

Let me tell you something.
If you think a new apartment

will solve the problem
behind that wall, then you're fools.

Now I'm gonna go calm
that little boy down in two minutes

so you see what parenting looks like.

Could you get some milk?

Sure.

Would you look at that, just 29 left now.

I wanna go play. I wanna go play.

See those dark patches?
Those are dead brain tissue.

And in six months,
they're going to double in size.

What's your advice?

You'll need to settle
your mother's affairs.

It would be wise to start
planning ahead for the coming months.

Joanna, you have latent tetany.

It's a calcium deficiency,
so you might want to drink more milk

Hmm.

We are currently on the upper floor,

which houses patients
who are still able to walk.

There's an elevator, of course,
but if someone wants to use the stairs,

that is obviously their choice.

We encourage all physical activity.

So, if your mother takes walks
or does stretches, she can do that here.

Right this way.

This is the room
we've prepared for your mother.

It's not a five-star hotel suite, I know.

But it's been cleaned,
and I guarantee she'll be very happy here.

Oh, I'll be happy?
Go fuck yourself, you bastard.

- I hope you get Covid.
- Stop. Mom. Mom, stop.

Son of a bitch.

I can't believe that you're
just gonna leave grandma here.

We'll see what you do
someday when it's me.

No one puts their loved ones away
in the country.

Oh, "the country"?

Well you don't live
in the country anymore, do you?

- Why do you hate where I'm from?
- I don't.

It just doesn't make you better than us.

Chow time. Chow time.

- Chow time.
- Freak time. Freak time. Freak time.

- Chow time.
- When is that dude gonna grow up?

He's a teacher.

How bad are you?

Thank God he hasn't noticed it's us.

How can you tell?

He would've said something obnoxious.

Don't speed, please. It's frightening.

- Who's that?
- The bank.

- Are you gonna it?
- I'm driving.

Just pick it up, Mom.

Joanna, stop the car.

She's so self-righteous and stubborn.

I like that about her.

And about you.

- Let's go. Let's go.

- Come on.

- One sec!

Joanna, I know
this apartment means a lot to you,

but could you please
kindly consider giving it to us?

Because it's very hard for Adam and I
to raise our child and a dog pile.

Aren't you direct?

You do realize you can always
rent a studio apartment, right?

No need for all this extra space.

You just need to have room for two people.

And a dog.

- Shit. Ow.

Don't give me that look.
I won't tell Witek.

I'm not that stupid.

But I bet he knows some thing.
It's not hard to see.

If your happiness depends
on other people's decisions,

you will never be happy.

That's all I have to say about the matter.

Let's go.

'Kay.

- For fuck's sake!

Go.

Okay. It's okay.

We can't go on like this.

Come on.

He says the fingerprints on the envelope
don't match the ones on the glass.

Then maybe we'll have
to go in for another sting.

Just get some rest, okay?

- Or better yet, talk to Dad.
- Hmm.

Any other terrible advice you want
to give me today, or are you done?

God, you're ridiculous!

You're ridiculous, Mom!

You can't just pretend
to be grateful? Huh?

Did you think for one second
about what I'm doing for you?

I'm lying to my partner,
talking to private investigators,

I broke into fucking school!

For fuck's sake.

Hey, hang in there, Jo.

Oh my God, there she is.

ENGLISH CLASSROOM

- Good morning, Headmaster.
- Good morning.

Good morning.

Żabnicka, I need you
to come down to my office with me.

You're not going anywhere, Monkey.

On what grounds
are you pulling her from my class?

I'm the headmaster of this school,

and everyone here is
required to do as I say.

If you expel this girl,
it will be my last day at this school.

We'll talk after class, then.

I'm not afraid of him.

I'm not afraid of anyone.

Pomegranate sounds good right now.

I'll buy one for you.

Do you happen to recognize
anyone in this video?

No.

I really don't care what you were
doing in the school at night.

I'm not interested

in why you had the keys
to Maciek's classroom.

But if anyone sees this,
I can't defend you.

You're going on sabbatical
for the rest of the year

Maybe you're the one behind all of this.

Go home, Joanna.

Hello?

You will
find a link to a video in your inbox.

If you do not show it
to your family this evening,

the whole city will see it tomorrow.

Okay, Jo, if you were completely free
to do what you wanted with no limits,

right now, where would you be?

I'd be smoking a blunt,

lying in front of a horny teacher
from an agricultural tech school.

Yes? Hello?

Yeah, hi, I'm looking
for a man in a sexy sash.

Could you please ask him
to take his pants off?

I'm sorry, you're breaking up.
Could you repeat that?

I said get up
and take off your pants.

Now what?
Well…

You took a vow to love me.

Honor me.

Be faithful to me.

I'm not gonna take this.

I stood by your side for years.

And I listened to your bullshit.

But I just can't anymore.

The insecurities, the emotional blackmail,

I'm tired of them all.
And I'm tired of you.

Because you're a coward.

I'm going for a smoke. I'm done.

Yeah, you do that.

You go have a smoke
and leave me to feel guilty.

Just like you've done my whole life.
Amazing parenting as always, Mother.

You're being so unfair right now.

And what do you know about fair?
Huh? Is my life fair?

Making you breakfast every day?

Doing your shopping?

- Taking care of your child?

Doing laundry? Cleaning for you?

Oh yeah. But that's not enough, is it?
You need an apartment as well.

Ya know, Karina, I really don't understand
how you can live with a man who's so weak.

Oh, look, speaking of the weak.
The little prince is laughing.

- Well isn't that nice?

I'm so glad you're enjoying yourself,
Jan, because no one else is.

I hope to God this wakes you up.
You hear me, Janek? Wake up!

- Or you'll end up like your father!
- Shut up!

- Excuse me?
- I said shut up.

You shut up!

'Cause I wanna thank you guys.

What a wonderful life.
I wanna thank you all!

- Who the hell are you?
- I'm asking you that.

I am so sick of you people.

I'm sick of you, and I'm sick of you,
and I'm sick of you as well!

Grandma's gone!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Mom, where are you?

Mama!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Hey, there, pretty lady!
I fucking love you.

- You know that?
- Fuck are you doing here? Go home.

I'll stay somewhere tonight.

When you coming home?

Don't know.

Secret.

Honesty.

Obligation.

Need.

Family.

You.

I love you.

- How 'bout here?
- Morning.

- I want this area clear.
- Okay.

- A lot of foot traffic here…

- Good morning.
- No, it still looks crooked.

- Let's move these chairs.
- Lower.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What do you think?

- Check…
- Looks nice.

"TO CATCH A TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE…"

I've been telling you from the beginning
this slogan's too pretentious for him.

You should've made it, "You are fucked."
Get right to the point.

I just wanted it to be poetic.

Today is not just about him.
It's about all of us, right?

What's up with you?

Nothing.

You guys have been
so doom and gloom lately.

What, are you surprised?
Men are more emotional than women.

It's ingrained in us, you know,
Because of the societal pressures.

- Catholicism, the patriarchy.
- Check, one, two.

I've got a slogan.

Hmm… Rejection.

Good morning.

Good morning to you all.

Well, everyone,

I have an announcement to make now.

We will not be expelling anyone.

I'm sure that the students
who caused this whole mess

will make for great custodians
around here.

We'll need a lot of them
to keep things in order.

And I will personally make sure

they don't get into any trouble
over the summer break.

Now…

I'll see you in the auditorium. And…

I'm counting on you to not be late.

I wanted to tell all of you
that I've handed in my resignation.

After today,
I won't be a teacher here anymore.

I just don't feel that
it's the right place for me.

Now, I can tell you're distraught that
I'm leaving you right before your finals,

and I understand that.

Life's hard.

It just is what it is,
and you'll get through it.

It's very hard for me
to say goodbye to all of you like this.

But it's what's best.

And I've learned
to be hopeful for the future.

- I wanted to thank you for teaching me.
- We're fucked…

Especially one of you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- You really are fucked.

- And a whore.

What happens now?

I told you, I've decided to resign.

You can always un-resign, right?

- Hey.

I think
I may have come at a bad time.