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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 subtitle by peritta 2 00:00:03,001 --> 00:00:06,001 corrected by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:09,449 --> 00:00:11,184 Previously on "You Me Her"... 4 00:00:11,186 --> 00:00:13,254 Jack's back... we got all schmaltzy, 5 00:00:13,256 --> 00:00:15,434 we had crazy amazing make-up sex. 6 00:00:15,436 --> 00:00:16,474 Scary Nina? 7 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,036 I know it's fast, but yeah. 8 00:00:18,038 --> 00:00:20,157 You gotta to hold her real tight, like an autism blanket. 9 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,359 He's a love junkie. 10 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,428 - What's this? - Hey. 11 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:24,459 A number in the middle of a piece of paper? 12 00:00:24,461 --> 00:00:26,298 - It's a salary. - Like, every year? 13 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,482 Private jet. Five-star hotel. 14 00:00:28,484 --> 00:00:30,271 Wait, so this is about a job? 15 00:00:30,273 --> 00:00:31,490 Coolest firm in Seattle. 16 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,501 She just got an absolutely 17 00:00:33,503 --> 00:00:35,781 stupid offer in Seattle. 18 00:00:35,783 --> 00:00:38,367 Seattle. Is that a thing, Em? 19 00:00:38,369 --> 00:00:40,848 Yeah. Is it? 20 00:00:40,981 --> 00:00:42,687 - You okay? - No, I'm not okay. 21 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:44,604 My parents are coming in an RV. 22 00:00:44,606 --> 00:00:46,236 They make me a tad psychotic. 23 00:00:46,238 --> 00:00:47,617 What's the plan for this one right here? 24 00:00:47,618 --> 00:00:50,148 I'm in a timeout so they can play normal. 25 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,580 - So, what's going on? - They're meeting with their baby doc. 26 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:53,806 What if they're pregnant? 27 00:00:53,808 --> 00:00:56,548 My professional recommendation would be surrogacy. 28 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:57,879 Do you think we're making a mistake 29 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,126 sending Izzy away every time she's an inconvenience? 30 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,665 How do we explain her presence here? 31 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:02,704 I have an idea. 32 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:05,688 Izzy here is having our baby. 33 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,753 They're saying we're finally gonna have a grandchild. 34 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:08,908 It kind of feels like... 35 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:11,020 like we're supposed to do this together. 36 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:12,557 - Mom. - Oh, fudge me. 37 00:01:12,558 --> 00:01:14,393 Don't jump to any conclusions. 38 00:01:14,395 --> 00:01:17,544 Somebody call a meeting and forget to... Ooh. 39 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:19,415 What's your baby mama doing in bed with you? 40 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:23,253 I'm a conceptionally challenged bisexual. 41 00:01:23,255 --> 00:01:25,419 - Harold, are you... - Dad? 42 00:01:25,421 --> 00:01:27,300 Hal, look at me. 43 00:01:27,302 --> 00:01:30,012 I think I just gave my father a heart attack. 44 00:01:37,437 --> 00:01:40,052 Emma, listen... you can't give someone a heart attack 45 00:01:40,054 --> 00:01:43,308 like a virus or a curse. 46 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,768 Finding out who I really am was so disappointing 47 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:47,130 his heart couldn't handle it. 48 00:01:47,447 --> 00:01:49,312 Em, I don't even think it was a heart attack. 49 00:01:49,314 --> 00:01:51,536 I still feel that Kung Pao pork, like, 50 00:01:51,538 --> 00:01:53,319 all the way up in my esophagus. 51 00:01:56,411 --> 00:01:59,233 Glad you pervs are having fun. 52 00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:00,791 - Mom. - No. No, we're not. 53 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:03,475 Um, we were just trying to convince Emma 54 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:05,479 that she couldn't have given Hal a heart attack. 55 00:02:09,603 --> 00:02:11,407 Well, nobody forced him to find the best 56 00:02:11,409 --> 00:02:13,715 cheeseburger in every state, right? 57 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:17,877 Oh, I'm just fudging with you. He's fine. 58 00:02:17,878 --> 00:02:21,651 He fell asleep 30 seconds after they hit him with the Diazepam. 59 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:28,650 I can't remember the last time we hugged like this. 60 00:02:31,678 --> 00:02:33,573 That's my fault. 61 00:02:34,842 --> 00:02:36,697 All the secrets. 62 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,936 Secrets are like, uh... 63 00:02:41,501 --> 00:02:42,992 well, they're like... 64 00:02:43,168 --> 00:02:45,012 Uh, metaphor assistance. 65 00:02:45,014 --> 00:02:47,641 Uh, keeping someone at an arm's length. 66 00:02:47,774 --> 00:02:51,004 Um, stiff arm. It's, like, a football term. 67 00:02:51,006 --> 00:02:52,044 What? 68 00:02:52,045 --> 00:02:54,047 Secrets are like stiff arms. 69 00:02:54,317 --> 00:02:55,916 So fudging bad. 70 00:02:56,185 --> 00:02:59,135 You aren't the only one keeping secrets, Emma Seaver. 71 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,308 - Trakarsky. - Let it go. 72 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,254 Mm, yeah. 73 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:03,392 Dad's bisexual, too, isn't he? 74 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:04,725 I wish. 75 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,488 - The man's insatiable. - Oh, okay. 76 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,652 It would be nice to tag out every once in a while. 77 00:03:08,654 --> 00:03:11,394 Oh, my God, that's gonna echo through the rest of her life. 78 00:03:11,396 --> 00:03:13,398 He had a panic attack. 79 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,466 It was his own damn fault for not taking his pills. 80 00:03:17,804 --> 00:03:20,072 Wait, you mean this is a thing? 81 00:03:20,073 --> 00:03:22,342 This has happened before? 82 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:24,953 The only people who know are me, him and his doctor. 83 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,634 It still terrifies me every time. 84 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:35,343 There's no me without him. 85 00:03:36,765 --> 00:03:39,748 That probably doesn't sound very progressive or cool. 86 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,325 Mom, Mom. 87 00:03:42,629 --> 00:03:44,898 That sounds exceptionally cool. 88 00:03:50,092 --> 00:03:51,560 Can we go see him now? 89 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,297 Of course, sweetheart. 90 00:03:53,306 --> 00:03:57,141 Just maybe save your dominatrix confession till the next time. 91 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:32,930 Hey, Dad. 92 00:04:34,281 --> 00:04:36,830 Hey, pumpkin. 93 00:04:37,341 --> 00:04:40,881 I shouldn't have, you know, ... all that. 94 00:04:41,888 --> 00:04:44,131 It was too much. It was unfair. 95 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,121 It was selfish. 96 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:50,302 You might want to work on your delivery. 97 00:04:52,566 --> 00:04:56,570 We want to know everything about you. 98 00:04:56,703 --> 00:04:58,078 Well... 99 00:04:59,169 --> 00:05:00,815 you know, maybe 100 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:03,190 since you kept all this from me, we can, uh... 101 00:05:03,224 --> 00:05:04,930 we can call it even? 102 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,928 It seems my serotonin won't behave, 103 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:09,933 whatever the hell that is. 104 00:05:11,384 --> 00:05:13,801 I don't think I know myself. 105 00:05:14,821 --> 00:05:17,107 I think that's the problem. 106 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:19,887 Problem with what? 107 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:24,063 Me and Jack. Me and Izzy and Jack. 108 00:05:24,064 --> 00:05:25,398 Me. 109 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:32,472 Everything I thought I wanted, I just... I don't know anymore. 110 00:05:32,474 --> 00:05:34,342 You love both of them? 111 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:37,051 - Mm-hmm. - Jack and Isabelle. 112 00:05:38,078 --> 00:05:39,502 I do. 113 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,749 Then there's something you know. 114 00:05:46,866 --> 00:05:48,418 Yeah, there's something. 115 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:10,833 Silver linings and vodka. 116 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:14,081 The uzhe. 117 00:06:39,553 --> 00:06:41,741 Oh, my God, I did not just fucking do that. 118 00:07:00,694 --> 00:07:02,696 I got to go. Is that okay? 119 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:04,433 Nina's in trouble. 120 00:07:04,698 --> 00:07:06,033 The jail trouble? 121 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,343 No, it's worse. She sniffed a man's shirt. 122 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:12,003 I don't expect you to understand. 123 00:07:12,005 --> 00:07:15,341 Okay, good. 'Cause I don't. 124 00:07:15,343 --> 00:07:16,545 Fair. 125 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:22,836 - See you later. - Bye. 126 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,397 So, you did the dreaded shirt sniff, huh? 127 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:45,652 Nin, are you under there? 128 00:07:45,654 --> 00:07:47,035 - Coming to get you. - No! 129 00:07:47,037 --> 00:07:48,277 Yeah, it's happening. 130 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,495 Get away from me, you fucking perv. 131 00:07:50,497 --> 00:07:52,110 Shirt sniffer. 132 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,807 Degenerate. 133 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:01,054 What ails you? 134 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:05,459 Fuck. 135 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:11,130 I let my guard down. 136 00:08:11,865 --> 00:08:13,600 I thought it was real. 137 00:08:13,756 --> 00:08:15,535 Well, how do you know it's not? 138 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,724 How would I ever know that it is? 139 00:08:17,726 --> 00:08:20,529 He's like that old MTV song 140 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:23,394 with those creepy sexy model chicks pretending to play guitar. 141 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:25,568 Something about being addicted to love. 142 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,883 Ah, I believe that's called "Addicted to Love." 143 00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:38,456 Look, everybody finds his or her way to the one. 144 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,059 Or the two? 145 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,596 Very funny. 146 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:44,730 No two paths are the same, right? 147 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:46,371 So... 148 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:53,139 maybe instead of dating or fucking a lot of girls 149 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:56,877 to find the one, Andy practices falling in love. 150 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,479 Until he gets it right? 151 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,282 Until it's real. 152 00:09:03,283 --> 00:09:07,419 Well, that didn't suck. 153 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,981 I know. 154 00:09:09,556 --> 00:09:11,508 You're welcome. 155 00:09:11,865 --> 00:09:15,371 Hello, and welcome to the Griffin Wellness Center. 156 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:18,897 My name is Doctor Jack Trakarsky. 157 00:09:18,899 --> 00:09:20,355 No. 158 00:09:21,434 --> 00:09:24,035 Hi, everybody, welcome to the Griffin Wellness Cent... 159 00:09:24,037 --> 00:09:27,173 Welcome to our Griff... Griffin Wellness Center. 160 00:09:27,174 --> 00:09:29,442 "Only two things you need to know about me. 161 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,978 First thing, I'm not a real doctor. 162 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,474 And the second thing, I actually practiced 163 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:36,827 this lame-ass welcome speech 164 00:09:36,829 --> 00:09:39,050 because I'm a quivering fucktard." 165 00:09:39,052 --> 00:09:40,653 Really, Hal? 166 00:09:41,855 --> 00:09:43,386 I'm not the one who faked a heart attack 167 00:09:43,387 --> 00:09:45,656 when he found out his daughter was bisexual. 168 00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,367 Gotcha there. 169 00:09:50,263 --> 00:09:51,997 So, go ahead, get to it. 170 00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:53,465 This is the part where you say I'm the one 171 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,716 who turned her gay-ish. 172 00:09:55,718 --> 00:09:56,941 No. 173 00:09:57,502 --> 00:10:02,006 This is the part where I tell you I know you didn't. 174 00:10:05,061 --> 00:10:07,543 I don't give shit to people I don't like, Jack. 175 00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:10,149 I just don't talk to them. 176 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:14,408 So, you're saying you like me? 177 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,518 Well, you're the doctor. 178 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,558 Come here. 179 00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:27,567 Sit down. 180 00:10:27,701 --> 00:10:31,437 Okay, but only if you say your daughter's name... 181 00:10:31,438 --> 00:10:33,306 her full married name. 182 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,978 Come on, man. You can do it. 183 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,116 Let's hear it. 184 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:42,968 Emma Trakarsky. 185 00:10:44,117 --> 00:10:45,904 Well, you didn't make my daughter gay-ish, 186 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,760 but you did make her a Pollack. 187 00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:51,086 Okay, well, that's incredibly offensive, 188 00:10:51,088 --> 00:10:54,901 but not surprising, so let's do this. 189 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:57,172 You're a good man, Jack. 190 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,800 - I am? - You are. 191 00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:01,873 Huh. 192 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,002 But I'm gonna tell you something very important, 193 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:06,886 and I want you to listen real close. 194 00:11:09,256 --> 00:11:10,458 Okay. 195 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,212 It's high time to sack the fuck up. 196 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:14,620 Sack the fuckup? 197 00:11:14,622 --> 00:11:17,084 I think we both know what you really want. 198 00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:21,739 Yeah. 199 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:28,232 - Got any old-dude advice? - Oh, I do. 200 00:11:28,295 --> 00:11:30,297 Go big. 201 00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:37,636 Your turn. 202 00:11:37,637 --> 00:11:39,506 You're not ready, man. 203 00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:41,470 I'm always ready. 204 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:46,046 Jack and Emma want me to have a baby with them. 205 00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:48,202 What? Now? 206 00:11:48,296 --> 00:11:50,511 No, soon-ish. 207 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:52,886 I'd be like a surrogate 208 00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:55,789 so we could all physically be involved. 209 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,457 If I don't, then someone else will, 210 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,993 and then there's four of us all mixed up together. 211 00:12:00,994 --> 00:12:04,658 Are you really into having a baby soon-ish? 212 00:12:04,732 --> 00:12:06,200 I don't know. 213 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,427 I mean, they want one, so... 214 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,997 and I'm with them. 215 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,390 It just feels like if they have a baby 216 00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:19,501 without me, with a surrogate, 217 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:23,502 kind of feels like that'll be the end. 218 00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,223 Fuck. 219 00:12:30,225 --> 00:12:31,960 Fuck. 220 00:12:32,092 --> 00:12:34,493 Could you imagine you as an aunt? 221 00:12:34,494 --> 00:12:36,896 No. I can't. 222 00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:38,541 I feel sorry for them. 223 00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:52,982 Put that down there, thanks. 224 00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:58,475 Wow, I love... I love what you've done with the place. 225 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,762 Thank you. It's like, uh, 226 00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:03,598 cluttered minimalism 227 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,284 - I guess I'm going for. - Is that what they call it? 228 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,426 Yeah. 229 00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:17,370 Um, could you guys give us a minute? 230 00:13:18,022 --> 00:13:21,092 Just take a break or something? 231 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,078 So... 232 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:28,249 on a scale of 1 to 10, how mad are you? 233 00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:30,889 Well, you stood me up 234 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:35,704 on our "Come on, dummy, we both know this is a fucking date." 235 00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:37,107 Right. 236 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:41,006 But at least you did it in person, so... 237 00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,420 I don't know, like, a six. 238 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,216 - Six? - Yeah. 239 00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:47,233 - Sounds reasonable. - Yeah. 240 00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:48,913 Yeah, so instead of having you killed, 241 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,104 I'm just gonna kick you in the balls 242 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:53,270 - with these pointed toe heels. - My goodness. 243 00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:56,066 So, just be a gentleman and spread your legs. 244 00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:59,646 That sounds like more than a six, I'll be honest. 245 00:13:59,648 --> 00:14:01,378 All right, it might be a nine. 246 00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:07,897 Another life, you know? 247 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,172 Yeah. 248 00:14:12,288 --> 00:14:14,291 Yeah, maybe it's happening right now. 249 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,682 Yeah. 250 00:14:15,684 --> 00:14:18,192 Cat in the box. 251 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:19,675 Yeah. 252 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,309 So, what's next with the throuple? 253 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:29,355 I actually think I have to make some sort of 254 00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:31,997 definitive gesture. 255 00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:35,761 Yeah. 256 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,890 Anyway, I got to run. 257 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,554 - Yeah, go. - It's like the man said, 258 00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:46,002 - you know, I got to go big, so... - Mm-hmm. 259 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:48,360 I'm gonna just... 260 00:14:48,361 --> 00:14:50,229 Wait, the man? 261 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,024 What man? 262 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:08,882 Here's to the death of love. 263 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,149 Hey, guys, you guys like chants? 264 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:12,351 Everybody likes chants. 265 00:15:12,352 --> 00:15:14,754 Say it with me, okay? 266 00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,489 No more love! 267 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:17,824 No more love! 268 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,825 No more love! 269 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,561 No... 270 00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:22,895 Huh? 271 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:25,163 Fuck all y'all. 272 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,169 That's actually what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna fuck everybody. 273 00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:32,371 Well, what a coincidence. 274 00:15:32,372 --> 00:15:35,308 That's my new program, too. 275 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,034 There will be no cuddling, 276 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,984 and I won't be calling you. 277 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,120 Back at ya. 278 00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:51,057 Okay, let's go. 279 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:54,505 You got to pay your tab there, Drunky McSlurry Bum. 280 00:15:54,507 --> 00:15:56,225 Put it on Uncle Jack's tab. 281 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:58,161 - All right. - Make him pay for it. 282 00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:00,793 He's done... He's done enough to me. 283 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,535 Nina. 284 00:16:05,537 --> 00:16:07,006 Andy. 285 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,609 Who's this ho? 286 00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:12,518 Do we have a problem? 287 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,280 Oh, no, not at all. 288 00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:15,645 You say one more word, 289 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:17,484 I'm gonna punch you as hard as I can in the face. 290 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,402 You bleed and cry, no problem. 291 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,624 Walk on. 292 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,309 Yeah. 293 00:16:24,825 --> 00:16:27,388 Good luck with that. 294 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:31,875 - Seriously? - I don't... I don't... 295 00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:35,398 I can't tell if you're here to get me or to kill me. 296 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,750 I'm still deciding. 297 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,552 Crystal... 298 00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:43,743 Crystal Cove sounds amazing 299 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:50,583 Yeah, it's got the cabin with the fireplace. 300 00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:54,487 And if you ever invite me there, I'm gonna murder you so hard. 301 00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:58,991 I don't want to be romanced, okay? 302 00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:02,852 I w... I want to be loved. 303 00:17:04,598 --> 00:17:07,335 - Yeah, I do. I feel like... - Don't say it. Prove it. 304 00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,802 Hang out with me when I'm sick 305 00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:12,514 and watch movies that no heterosexual male 306 00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:14,340 could ever possibly like. 307 00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:17,143 Massage my feet even when you're not in the mood. 308 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:21,453 Show me your... your dumbest dance in your worst undies. 309 00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,670 Let me see you cry. 310 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,092 I really want to kiss the living fuck out of you right now, 311 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,162 but I feel like that's precisely what you're talk... 312 00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:45,437 The climactic make-up kiss being witnessed and applauded. 313 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,943 Right out of every romcom ever. 314 00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,393 Are you okay with that? 315 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,940 Yeah. 316 00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:58,754 Yeah, I am absolutely okay with that. 317 00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:01,203 Okay. 318 00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:16,142 By all means, let the women do all the heavy lifting. 319 00:18:16,144 --> 00:18:17,290 I'm being a feminist. 320 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,273 Sure you're not leaving 'cause I'm partially gay? 321 00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,816 Oh. 322 00:18:22,012 --> 00:18:25,348 You three need some space and some time. 323 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,738 Besides, your dad needs to get home and rest. 324 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,475 You got a lot to work out. 325 00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:32,206 Two-person relationships are complicated enough. 326 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,691 Not for you guys. 327 00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:37,148 Oh, nothing's ever exactly as it seems, pumpkin. 328 00:18:37,553 --> 00:18:38,904 What the fudge are you people? 329 00:18:38,906 --> 00:18:40,950 We're very mysterious and complicated, 330 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:43,200 and you're old enough to say fuck it now. 331 00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,034 Aww, yeah, for fucking sure. 332 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,386 - Really? - Oh, Hal. 333 00:18:46,388 --> 00:18:48,024 Fan-fucking-tastic. 334 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,767 Why are we all fucking cursing? 335 00:18:49,769 --> 00:18:52,172 A long fucking story. 336 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,351 Oh! 337 00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,163 Oh, you're lighter and smaller 338 00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:59,300 than I imagined Emma's lover would be. 339 00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:01,247 Hal, don't say lover. It's weird. 340 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,799 Yeah, it really is. It's also giving me flashbacks. 341 00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:05,387 - Hi. - Hi. 342 00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:08,071 So, what's next for the traveling Seavers? 343 00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:10,735 Oh, well, we read about this place, Joshua Tree. 344 00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:12,041 I thought we'd go there 345 00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:14,393 and try out some of those psychedelics 346 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,222 that all the kids are talking about. 347 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,998 - He's kidding. - Or am I? 348 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,319 All right, I am. 349 00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:25,079 Yeah. 350 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,223 - Parents, man. - Word. 351 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,542 Recently found out that my dad 352 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,544 was briefly an exotic dancer 353 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,251 in Qatar after the Gulf War. 354 00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,153 Meanwhile, we're embracing our normal. 355 00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:37,890 Yeah, we're... we're gonna be so normal 356 00:19:37,892 --> 00:19:39,360 it's gonna get a little weird. 357 00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:41,301 Like, we have golf lessons next weekend. 358 00:19:41,303 --> 00:19:42,453 Mm. We're going to Target tonight, 359 00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:44,355 where $400 can change your life. 360 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,677 - But in aggressively normal way. - Yeah, okay. 361 00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,099 Yeah, except now you're coming across as that kind of normal 362 00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:50,896 where you have people chained up in the basement. 363 00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:54,367 - Yeah, I could see that. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 364 00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:56,104 So we're just gonna... 365 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,134 Yeah, we're gonna go. Nice to see you. 366 00:19:58,136 --> 00:20:00,436 We're not going to water our sex slaves, by the way. 367 00:20:00,438 --> 00:20:02,940 We are going to... 368 00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:05,167 - Where's Jack? - He's at Griffin 369 00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:06,428 - setting up the wellness center. - He is? 370 00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:08,889 - Yeah. - Wellness center. Pfft! 371 00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:10,847 There's the Hal I know. 372 00:20:10,849 --> 00:20:13,118 - Hey. - Honey, you take care of yourself. 373 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,521 I love you guys. 374 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,392 We know. 375 00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:19,901 Ahh. We've always known you loved us, pumpkin. 376 00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:24,856 You take care of each other, huh? 377 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,767 Go. 378 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,735 - Oh, thank you, lovey. - I got it. 379 00:20:29,736 --> 00:20:30,937 Drive safe! 380 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,939 - Okay. - Bye. 381 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,189 Honestly, I don't care what they say. 382 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,619 That looks super fucking uncomplicated. 383 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:40,279 Agreed. 384 00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:44,016 Oh, gross. Don't breathe. 385 00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:46,182 Don't breathe. 386 00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:47,252 Oh, my God. 387 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,489 - Bye! - Bye. 388 00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:51,091 Bye. 389 00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:52,825 Bye-sy, bye-sy. 390 00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:54,661 Bye-sy, bye-sy. 391 00:21:52,886 --> 00:21:56,222 - Hi. - Hey. 392 00:21:56,224 --> 00:21:59,424 - Any idea what this is about? - Nope. 393 00:22:08,455 --> 00:22:11,578 - This is amazing. - Fuck yeah, it is. 394 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,049 Is this my tent? 395 00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:19,593 It is. 396 00:22:19,813 --> 00:22:21,147 What do you think? 397 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:23,280 Is this you trying to get into our pants? 398 00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:25,284 'Cause you really don't need to try this hard. 399 00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:27,898 Yeah, we have flaming edgy hearts tattooed on our asses. 400 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,421 We're, uh, kind of sure things. 401 00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:33,692 And look at this. 402 00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:38,097 You remembered my favorite pizza. 403 00:22:38,098 --> 00:22:39,965 It's our favorite pizza now. 404 00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:41,218 How'd you even get in here? 405 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,629 These places aren't available yet. 406 00:22:42,631 --> 00:22:44,837 Gabe's company's developing it. 407 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,268 It's ours if we want it. 408 00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:53,915 Deposit's refundable for five days, so... 409 00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:55,118 No shit? 410 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,751 No shit. 411 00:22:58,248 --> 00:22:59,964 I think, uh... 412 00:23:01,061 --> 00:23:03,033 I mean, I think nobody can make this place look cooler 413 00:23:03,034 --> 00:23:04,421 than Emma, right? 414 00:23:06,126 --> 00:23:07,859 The house at Hawthorne Heights 415 00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:10,907 is always gonna just be Jack and Emma's. 416 00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:13,003 But this place... 417 00:23:13,256 --> 00:23:15,151 this place could be ours. 418 00:23:25,078 --> 00:23:26,538 I love you. 419 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:29,622 Both of you. 420 00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,516 So much. 421 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,702 And, um, I want to do this. 422 00:23:37,906 --> 00:23:39,856 So... 423 00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:43,160 Emma, Izzy, 424 00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:45,817 will you start a family with me? 425 00:23:46,248 --> 00:23:47,719 Right here 426 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,676 in our new home? 427 00:24:01,092 --> 00:24:02,613 Um... 428 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:07,500 subtitle by peritta 429 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:11,500 corrected by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 29423

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