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♪ THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
I SHALL NOT WANT ♪
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♪ HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN
IN GREEN PASTURES ♪
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♪ HE LEADETH ME ♪
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♪ BESIDE THE STILL WATERS ♪
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♪ STILL WATERS ♪
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( talking slowly )
MR. HORTON HAD A SHAG...
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PILE...
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CAR-PET...
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IN STOR--
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FRANK, I'M NOT
ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED
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THAT THIS NEW
SHORTHAND IS HELPING.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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A SHEEP EXPLODED.
NASTY BUSINESS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A QUICK RECAP?
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MAKE IT QUICK.
THE BUGGERS ARE POPPING LIKE
CHAMPAGNE CORKS OUT THERE.
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WE HAVE THE APOLOGIES,
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AND THEN THE COUNSEL
AGREED
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TO GIVE £200
TO THE SCOTS.
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WHAT THE HELL FOR?
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I MISS TEN MINUTES,
AND YOU ALL GO MAD!
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WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE
GIVE THE SCOTS MONEY?!
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CALM DOWN, OWEN.
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THAT'S THE SCOUTS,
FRANK.
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OH, RIGHT...
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WE ALSO GAVE £20
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TO THE "SAVE THE CHICKENS" FUND.
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MOVING ON.
ANY OTHER BUSINESS?
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YES, ACTUALLY. I'M GOING ON
THE LOCAL RADIO NEXT WEEK.
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I JUST WONDERED IF
ANYONE HAD ANY REQUESTS.
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OH, YES, PLEASE.
WE NEED A BUS FOR
THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE.
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WE'RE GOING TO SEE
THOSE LOVELY DANCERS
IN LONDON.
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THE ROYAL BALLET?
NO, THE CHIPPENDALES.
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NO, ACTUALLY, I MEANT MORE,
YOU KNOW, RECORD REQUESTS.
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DID YOU KNOW I USED
TO BE A DJ?
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WHAT STATION?
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WELL, MISS SELFRIDGE FM,
CHELTENHAM.
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THERE WAS THAT LOVELY RECORD
ABOUT SOMEONE'S FACE.
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LET'S FACE THE MUSIC AND DANCE.
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TORVILL AND DEAN.
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CHANTILLY FACE?
NO.
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HUGO...GIVE ME
A CLASSIC.
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GOSH, IT'S A TRICKY ONE.
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OF COURSE, IT HAS TO BE KYLIE.
THE QUESTION IS, WHICH?
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ALL RIGHT--
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♪ WHAT'S A MATTA YOU? HEY! ♪
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♪ GOTTA NO RESPECT! HEY! ♪
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All:
♪ WHAT'S A MATTA-- ♪
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♪ SHUT UP-A YOU FACE! ♪
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THE PARISH CLERK
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REQUESTED
SHUT UP YOUR FACE...
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AND THE CHAIRMAN POINTED OUT
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THAT IF HE HEARD
THAT PARTICULAR SONG
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HE WOULD TAKE FRANK
BY THE TESTICLES
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AND SWING HIM ROUND HIS HEAD
UNTIL HIS SCREAMS WERE HEARD
IN REYKJAVIK.
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AND, NOW, I BELIEVE
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THERE IS JUST ONE OTHER
PECULIARLY BADLY TIMED PIECE
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OF ANY OTHER BUSINESS.
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MRS. CROPLEY?
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OH, YES.
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
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ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE HERE,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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LOVELY. CHOCOLATE.
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NO, MARMITE.
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YOU'VE KNOWN
FRANK SO LONG,
FATHER,
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YOU MUST KNOW HUNDREDS
OF FUNNY STORIES ABOUT HIM.
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I KNOW MORE FUNNY STORIES
ABOUT FOOT ROT.
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HE'S THE MOST TEDIOUS MAN
ON GOD'S EARTH.
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OH, GOD...
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THE DIBLEY POISONER
DOES HER ROUNDS.
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CAKE, VICAR?
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UH...YES, THANK YOU.
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VERY SPECIAL. THANKS.
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SO, DO ANYTHING SPECIAL
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, FRANK?
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I MANURED THE DAHLIAS.
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OH. USED YOUR OWN MANURE?
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OBVIOUSLY, I DON'T MEAN
YOUR OWN MANURE.
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ALTHOUGH I'M SURE
IT IS EXCELLENT.
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PROBABLY NOT SO GOOD
FOR THE FLOWERS, THOUGH.
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CAN YOU JUST FORGET
I EVER MENTIONED THAT?
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I WAS THINKING OF
ACTUALLY GOING INTO WHITWORTH.
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THERE'S A VERY
EXCITING EXHIBITION.
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TRAIN TIMETABLES
OF THE 1920s.
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OH...UNMISSABLE.
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YES, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
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I JUST COULDN'T AFFORD
THE TAXI.
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I THOUGHT THERE WAS A BUS
INTO WHITWORTH.
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THERE HASN'T BEEN
A BUS HERE FOR YEARS.
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( clearing throat loudly )
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AS YOU KNOW, TODAY
IS FRANK'S 60th BIRTHDAY.
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NOW, WHAT CAN ONE SAY
ABOUT FRANK?
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HE HAS AN ENORMOUS FUND
OF REMARKABLE ANECDOTES
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ABOUT THE VILLAGE.
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THE DAY THE MILKMAN
WAS 47 MINUTES LATE.
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THE NIGHT THE PUB
TOTALLY RAN OUT OF CRISPS.
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AND THE YEAR THAT HE
HEARD A CUCKOO IN MARCH.
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ONLY IT TURNED OUT
TO BE A PIGEON.
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HAPPY DAYS!
HAPPY DAYS!
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IN FACT, WE OFTEN SAY
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YOU SHOULD WRITE
THESE WONDERFUL MEMORIES DOWN.
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OH, GOOD THOUGHT!
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INSTEAD OF TELLING US...
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ALL THE DAMN TIME.
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( Frank laughs )
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TO FRANK!
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TO FRANK.
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TO FRANK!
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THANK YOU.
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I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU THIS.
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MR. CHAIRMAN,
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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IT'S THE BILL FOR THE WINE.
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THE DISTRICT COUNCIL ELECTIONS
ARE IN TWO WEEKS.
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I PRESUME I CAN COUNT
ON YOUR VOTE?
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YOU CERTAINLY CAN!
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I HOPE YOU'LL BE
VOTING FOR HIM, TOO, VICAR.
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HE CAN'T BE ANY WORSE
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THAN THE ONE WE'VE GOT
AT THE MOMENT, CAN HE?
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WHO IS OUR PRESENT COUNCILLOR,
ACTUALLY?
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MR. COMPLETELY INVISIBLE?
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MR. TOTAL AND UTTER DINGBAT
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REPRESENTING
THE "DO SOD-ALL" PARTY, IS IT?
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HA!
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DAVID...
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IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT?
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND
THAT THE HUGE MAJORITY
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ARE VERY HAPPY WITH THE JOB
I'VE BEEN DOING.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT REALLY.
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IT WOULD BE NICE
TO HAVE A BUS,
WOULDN'T IT?
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YOU KNOW, TRANSPORT?
LIKE IN THE GOOD OL' 1870s?
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IF YOU LOOK AT
MY LATEST CAMPAIGN LEAFLET,
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND
THAT A BUS SERVICE
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IS ONE OF MY TOP PRIORITIES.
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AND IT WAS ONE
OF YOUR PRIORITIES
AT THE LAST TWO ELECTIONS.
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YES...
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NOW, IF YOU WILL ALL EXCUSE ME.
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I WILL SPEAK TO YOU LATER,
VICAR.
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NIBBLE, VICAR?
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IT'S CHOCOLATE SPREAD.
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CHOCOLATE?
YEAH.
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YOU PROMISE?
YEAH.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT THEN,
I WILL.
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MMM.
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VERY, UM, UNUSUAL TASTE.
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I PUT IN A BIT OF
TARAMASALATA AS WELL.
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DID YOU?
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WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
JUST A MOMENT?
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ARE YOU FEELING BETTER,
VICAR?
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NO, NOT REALLY.
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I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHT.
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MY BOTTOM HAD A WORSE ONE.
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THOSE CHOCOLATE SANDWICHES.
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THAT CROPLEY WOMAN
REALLY IS
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THE QUEEN OF CORDON BLEEAH!
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I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHO TO VOTE FOR.
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THEY'RE ALL SO NICE.
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WELL, WHO DID--
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OW!
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WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR
IN THE GENERAL ELECTION?
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I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM.
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IN THE END I DIDN'T TICK ANYONE.
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I JUST PUT A BIG CROSS
AGAINST THE TORY
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TO MAKE SURE
HE ABSOLUTELY WOULDN'T GET IN.
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COMING! WITH A BIG,
SORE BABOON'S BOTTOM.
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AH! DISTRICT COUNCILLOR--
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ALL-ROUND GORGEOUS GUY
AND NOT AT ALL A DINGBAT.
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ALICE AND I WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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TRYING TO LOSE ME
ANOTHER VOTER, EH?
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OH, HUGO,
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THAT'S AN INTERESTING EMBLEM.
WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S TARAMASALATA, ACTUALLY.
I SPILT IT LAST NIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO THE VICAR PRIVATELY.
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RIGHT.
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UM, SHE'LL BE BACK IN A TICK.
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SHE JUST WENT
TO GET THE FRONT DOOR.
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I'LL TELL HER YOU'RE HERE.
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ALICE, LOOK WHO IT IS.
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THAT'S A COINCIDENCE!
YOUR FATHER'S HERE, AS WELL.
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YOU PAIR OF BIG BANANAS!
YOU SHOULD'VE COME TOGETHER.
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WHY DON'T YOU TWO
LITTLE BUNNY RABBITS
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HOP OFF INTO THE KITCHEN
AND MAKE COFFEE
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WHILE DAVID AND I CHAT, EH?
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HELLO.
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I'VE GOT TARAMASALATA
ON MY TIE.
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OH, IT'S VERY NICE.
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YEAH. I RATHER LIKE IT.
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I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE,
BUT, UH,
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I WILL IN FUTURE,
SINCE YOU LIKE IT.
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I'M ALL EARS, DAVID.
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I'LL COME STRAIGHT
TO THE POINT, VICAR--
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OW! OW...
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YES, YES. CARRY ON.
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VERY WELL.
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I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO
INTERFERE IN THIS ELECTION.
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I WILL NOT BE UNDERMINED
BY A LEFT-WING PRIEST
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SPREADING HARDCORE MARXISM
IN MY CONSTITUENCY.
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I SEE.
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WHAT WAS THAT SOCIALIST TRACT
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YOU WERE SPOUTING
FROM THE PULPIT LAST WEEK?
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I'VE GOT A FEELING
IT WAS THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT.
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JESUS DID NOT TELL RICH PEOPLE
TO GIVE ALL THEIR MONEY AWAY.
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND
HE DID, ACTUALLY.
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OH, NONSENSE.
WHAT DID HE SAY TO THE SICK MAN?
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"TAKE UP THY BED AND WALK."
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IN OTHER WORDS, HELP YOURSELF.
ON YOUR BIKE!
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SORRY, SORRY.
CAN I JUST CHECK THIS?
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ARE YOU TRYING TO ESTABLISH
A DIRECT SPIRITUAL LINK
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BETWEEN JESUS CHRIST
AND NORMAN TEBBIT?
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THERE ARE SIMILARITIES.
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THERE BLOODY ARE NOT!
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WELL...WHATEVER.
YES.
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT
OUR LORD VERY RARELY MENTIONED
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ANYTHING ABOUT
UNPROFITABLE LOCAL BUSES.
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OH, NO! LOOK!
HOW WRONG CAN A MAN BE.
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HERE IT IS. "AND THE LORD
DID RETURN FROM THE DESERT
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"AND SAID UNTO HIS DISCIPLES,
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'I'VE BEEN WORRIED A LOT
ABOUT THE SHOPPA-HOPPA
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IN PRINCES RISBOROUGH.'"
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OH, YES, AND HERE LOWER DOWN--
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"AND HE SAW THAT THEY WERE POOR
AND IN DEEP DISTRESS,
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SO HE DID BUILD THEM
AN ENORMOUS GREAT GOLF COURSE."
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HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING
AGAINST GOLF?
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YOU MEAN APART FROM
THE STUPID TROUSERS?
YES.
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AND THE FACT
THAT THE COUNCIL
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SWEETLY PAID £2,000
TO NICK FALDO
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TO OPEN OUR
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
LOCAL GOLF COURSE.
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NICK FALDO HAS GOT ABOUT
AS MUCH PERSONALITY
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AS A 6-FOOT, 4-INCH ASPARAGUS.
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9-IRON, NICK FALDO.
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HMM. WHO'S THE MORE INTERESTING?
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UH...SO, TELL ME, 9-IRON,
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HOW ARE THINGS?
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COFFEE'S UP.
TIME TO GO, HUGO.
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I THINK THE VICAR
HAS GRASPED THE FACT
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THAT SHE SHOULD
KEEP OUT OF POLITICS.
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Hugo: ABSOLUTELY.
FATHER TAKES CARE OF ALL THAT.
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AND HE DOES AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT
ON THE TOWN TWINNING COMMITTEE.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO.
COME ALONG, HUGO.
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THE MONTHS HE SPENDS
FLYING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS
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TO FRANCE AND ITALY ON
OUR BEHALF IS NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
243
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WE'RE NOT YET ACTUALLY TWINNED
WITH ANYONE, ARE WE?
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NOT AS YET, NO.
BUT HE'S NARROWED IT DOWN
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TO TWO CHARMING VILLAGES
IN TUSCANY
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AND THREE DELIGHTFUL BEACHES
ON THE RIVIERA.
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HUGO!
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LOOK!
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00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:55,657
THERE'S A LOVELY PICTURE
OF YOU AND MR. HORTON
ON HIS NEW LEAFLET.
250
00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:58,894
LOOK, "DAVID HORTON
IS A REGULAR CHURCHGOER."
251
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,095
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
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TIME TO MOVE ON, HUGO.
253
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,733
VICAR, I BID YOU FAREWELL.
254
00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:06,335
OH, HE DEFINITELY GETS MY VOTE.
255
00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:08,738
HE MUST BE THE BEST,
IF YOU'RE SUPPORTING HIM.
256
00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:13,244
AM I F-FINALLY GONNA GET
SOME OF THAT COFFEE, ALICE?
257
00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:15,579
I MUST GET READY
TO GO ON THE RADIO.
258
00:11:15,581 --> 00:11:17,582
I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT NOW.
259
00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:20,285
OW! OH, MY BOTTOM!
260
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:22,987
IF WE TAKE A LOOK
AT THE COMPUTER--
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00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:24,890
AND THIS IS ONLY
A BIT OF FUN, REMEMBER--
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DAVID HORTON IS PREDICTED
TO GET 63% OF THE VOTE.
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HE ONLY GOT 61% LAST TIME.
264
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:32,599
SO THAT'S A SWING OF 2%
FROM THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.
265
00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,868
AND WHERE DOES
THAT 2% COME FROM?
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HERE. 17 WOODLEY CLOSE,
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OWNED BY A MR. AND MRS. SLATER
FOUR YEARS AGO.
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BUT THEY SOLD IT
TO THE BROTHERTONS.
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00:11:41,944 --> 00:11:44,412
IF YOU TRANSLATE
THIS DISTRICT RESULT
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00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:47,315
TO THE HOUSE OF COMMONS--
AND THIS IS ONLY A BIT OF FUN--
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THERE'S DAVID HORTON
ON THE GOVERNMENT BENCHES,
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00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:52,988
AND THERE HE IS
ON THE OPPOSITION BENCHES,
AS WELL.
273
00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:56,726
HOW DID THE CANVASSING GO?
274
00:11:56,728 --> 00:11:58,428
IT'S ALL LOOKING
FRIGHTFULLY GOOD.
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I'VE BEEN ROUND
TO EVERY HOUSE
IN THE VILLAGE.
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00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:01,465
OH, WELL DONE.
277
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,501
ONE CHAP ACTUALLY
INVITED ME IN
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AND TALKED TO ME FOR AGES.
A...MR. SMEWIN.
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HUGO, HE IS THE LABOUR CANDIDATE.
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00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:11,843
HUH? I'VE GOT HIM DOWN
AS A "POSSIBLE."
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HE SEEMED VERY KEEN.
282
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,515
WE SPENT HOURS JUST CHATTING
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AND ADDRESSING
HUNDREDS OF ENVELOPES.
284
00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,351
ADDRESSING ENVELOPES?
285
00:12:19,353 --> 00:12:21,353
YEAH. THAT WAS
A BIT OF LUCK, ACTUALLY,
286
00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:25,058
'CAUSE I WAS ABLE
TO DELIVER THEM FOR HIM
ON MY WAY ROUND.
287
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,061
HE'D WRITTEN TO
EVERY SINGLE PERSON
IN THE VILLAGE.
288
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,764
LOVELY MAN.
289
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:32,400
HAVE THERE BEEN
ANY CALLS?
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00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,436
ONLY ONE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
TALK TO THE VICAR
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00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:36,337
ABOUT THE BUSES
AND THE ELECTION, DO YOU?
292
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,042
NO. CLERGY SHOULD KEEP
THEIR COMMUNIST KONKS
OUT OF POLITICS.
293
00:12:40,044 --> 00:12:41,777
YES, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
294
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:43,245
OH, HERE SHE COMES AGAIN.
295
00:12:43,247 --> 00:12:46,382
WHERE?
NO, ON THE RADIO.
296
00:12:46,384 --> 00:12:49,686
IT'S NEIL GITTINS HERE ON RADIO BADGER.
297
00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,722
COMING UP SOON A NOSTALGIA SPOT--
298
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,724
"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD."
299
00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:56,627
BUT, NOW, I'M HAVING A POWWOW WITH LOCAL VICAR
300
00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:58,262
GERALDINE GRANGER,
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WHO'S UP IN ARMS ABOUT A BUS SERVICE FOR DIBLEY.
302
00:13:00,935 --> 00:13:02,468
WHAT'S THE SITCH, GERRY?
303
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:05,203
Vicar: WELL, THE THING IS, NEIL, WE'VE GOT A GOLF COURSE,
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00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,507
WHICH WE NEED LIKE THE POPE NEEDS CONDOMS.
305
00:13:07,509 --> 00:13:10,510
AND YET WE HAVEN'T HAD BUSES FOR 12 YEARS.
306
00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:12,044
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
307
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:14,548
AND, GERRY, YOU FEEL THIS IS THE RESPONSIBILITY
308
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,216
OF YOUR DISTRICT COUNCILLOR?
309
00:13:16,218 --> 00:13:18,185
COUNCILLOR HORTON.
310
00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:20,554
THAT'S H-O-R-T-O-N.
311
00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:22,757
WHY WASN'T I INVITED
TO TAKE PART IN THIS PROGRAM?
312
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:25,059
I SHOULD REMIND LISTENERS OUT THERE IN BADGERLAND
313
00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:27,562
THAT COUNCILLOR HORTON WAS INVITED TO TAKE PART IN THIS PROGRAM,
314
00:13:27,564 --> 00:13:28,731
BUT HE DECLINED.
315
00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,500
I DID WHAT?
316
00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:33,102
ACCORDING TO HIS ELECTION AGENT, BIG DAVE HORTON SAYS,
317
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,770
AND I QUOTE, "THE CLERGY
318
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,208
SHOULD KEEP THEIR COMMUNIST KONKS OUT OF POLITICS."
319
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,177
SEE? I GOT YOU
WORD-FOR-WORD.
320
00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:43,581
NOW, GERRY, YOU'VE GOT A BIG BADGER REQUEST.
321
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,582
THAT'S RIGHT, NEIL.
322
00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:46,317
IT'S THE HANDSOME HUGO,
323
00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,452
WHO WOULDN'T MIND A DATE WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
324
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:50,689
"SHE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY."
325
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:53,726
Hugo: IT HAD TO BE THE ORIGINAL, THE CLASSIC.
326
00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:57,129
♪ I SHOULD FEEL SO LUCKY ♪
327
00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:58,865
♪ LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY...♪
328
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:04,470
CONTRACEPTION...WHY DIDN'T
I THINK OF CONTRACEPTION?
329
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:06,007
YOU A KYLIE FAN, VICAR?
330
00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,175
I'M MORE OF A RHYTHM AND BLUES GIRL MYSELF.
331
00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:11,245
LITTLE MORE GRRR! A LITTLE LESS OOH...
332
00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:12,748
AND MADONNA?
333
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,883
I'M A HUGE FAN OF BOTH OF THEM.
334
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:18,153
THE REAL ONE AND THE MOTHER OF JESUS.
335
00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:20,189
COMING UP NOW, IT'S RUBY TURNER
336
00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:22,559
AND THE STORMY
STAY WITH ME BABY.
337
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,928
AND WE ALL SAY THAT DAVID HORTON
338
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,598
STAYS AWAY FROM THE GOLF COURSE LONG ENOUGH
339
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,467
TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR OUR VILLAGE.
340
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,771
WE'VE AGREED DURING THAT RECORD
341
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,807
THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ANYMORE ABOUT
342
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,275
COUNCILLOR DAVID HORTON.
343
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,477
AND HIS ABJECT FAILURE TO GIVE THE PEOPLE OF DIBLEY
344
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,145
A BUS SERVICE.
345
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,982
HA HA HA!
346
00:14:42,984 --> 00:14:44,684
Alice: YOU WERE VERY GOOD.
347
00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:47,252
OH, THANKS, ALICE.
348
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,623
YOU'VE GOT A SPECIAL
RADIO VOICE, TOO.
349
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,991
HAVE I?
YES.
350
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:54,027
YOU'VE PUT ON A BIT
OF AN IRISH ACCENT.
351
00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:55,528
REALLY?
YEAH.
352
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:59,100
AND YOU'VE GOT
A LOVELY KIND OF
RELAXED, MOTHERLY TONE
353
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:02,036
WHEN YOU DID THAT
LEMON MERINGUE RECIPE.
354
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,709
DID I MENTION
THE BUSES AT ALL?
355
00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:08,911
NOT AS MUCH AS
I'D EXPECTED.
356
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:10,947
YEP. DO YOU KNOW WHAT, ALICE?
357
00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,282
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON
358
00:15:13,284 --> 00:15:15,284
LISTENING TO GLORIA HUNNIFORD.
359
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,589
OH...
360
00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:24,362
( door opens )
361
00:15:24,364 --> 00:15:25,997
EXCUSE ME.
362
00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,566
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
363
00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:29,268
WELL, WE HEARD YOU
ON THE RADIO,
364
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:31,203
AND WE'VE GOT THIS PLAN.
365
00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,371
PLACARDS, PLEASE.
366
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:33,639
RIGHT, CAPTAIN.
367
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,710
WRONG WAY ROUND,
FRANK.
368
00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:39,446
OH.
369
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,648
WE'VE THOUGHT
LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT,
370
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,850
AND AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION
AND DEBATE,
371
00:15:43,852 --> 00:15:47,488
WE'VE DECIDED
THAT MR. HORTON
IS A TOTAL BASTARD.
372
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,857
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
373
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:52,760
SO WE WANT YOU
TO STAND FOR THE ELECTIONS.
374
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,262
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
375
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:56,299
ONE, I'M NOT A CANDIDATE,
376
00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:58,901
AND, TWO, THE ONLY OFFICIAL
ORGANIZATIONS I BELONG TO
377
00:15:58,903 --> 00:16:02,672
ARE THE "TUFTY CLUB"
AND "TAKE THAT ANONYMOUS."
378
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,109
WE'VE EVEN WORKED OUT
A CAMPAIGN SONG!
379
00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:07,811
♪ DON'T YOU ARGUE,
DON'T YOU BICKER ♪
380
00:16:07,813 --> 00:16:11,416
♪ VOTE FOR GERRY
SHE'S OUR VICAR ♪
381
00:16:13,653 --> 00:16:16,687
AND OWEN'S BEEN WORKING
ON A DIRTY TRICKS CAMPAIGN
382
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:20,259
IN CASE ANYTHING TURNS NASTY.
383
00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:21,360
THAT'S RIGHT.
384
00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:25,165
WE'VE GOT SOME
ALTERNATIVE PLACARDS.
385
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,335
Vicar: "REMEMBER
WHEN POOR OLD DORIS HALL
386
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:29,702
GOT RUN OVER."
387
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:32,973
"DAVID HORTON DOES."
388
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:36,210
AND AN ALTERNATIVE SONG.
389
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,712
"IN THE OLD DAYS
YOU'D VOTE FOR HORTON
390
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:40,449
"BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU OUGHTTA
391
00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:43,084
"BUT, REMEMBER,
HE'S NOT ONLY HAD YOUR VOTE,
392
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,554
HE'S ALSO HAD YOUR DAUGHTER."
393
00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:51,227
HAVE YOU TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THIS?
394
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:53,229
EVERYONE.
EVERYONE.
395
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:57,201
HE'S AS DOOMED AS A VIRGIN
ON A DATE WITH ROD STEWART.
396
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,869
YOU'LL WIN HANDS-DOWN.
397
00:16:58,871 --> 00:17:01,105
NONSENSE.
398
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,441
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?
399
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,243
( humming )
400
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:06,678
AHEM!
401
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,046
I JUST WONDERED WHETHER
402
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,049
YOU'D BE VOTING FOR
COUNCILLOR HORTON AGAIN.
403
00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:13,118
HORTON.
IS THAT H-O-R-T-O-N?
404
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,489
YES. CAN HE
DEPEND ON YOUR VOTE?
405
00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:16,890
NO.
406
00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:18,058
ARE YOU SURE?
407
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,226
HE'S JOLLY NICE.
408
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,361
I'M VOTING FOR THE VICAR.
409
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,930
OH, RIGHT.
410
00:17:22,932 --> 00:17:26,467
WELL, SHE'S
JOLLY NICE, TOO.
411
00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:33,075
HELLO, DAVID.
SOMETHING WRONG?
412
00:17:33,077 --> 00:17:36,178
YES, THERE IS A TINY HICCUP.
413
00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:43,420
APPARENTLY, I'M ABOUT TO SUFFER
THE WORST ELECTION DEFEAT
414
00:17:43,422 --> 00:17:45,423
SINCE ENOCH POWELL
STOOD IN BRIXTON
415
00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:47,425
ON THE WHITES-ONLY TICKET.
416
00:17:47,427 --> 00:17:49,594
AND DO YOU KNOW
WHO THEY'RE VOTING FOR?
417
00:17:49,596 --> 00:17:51,962
IS IT
THAT CHARMING MR. SMEWIN?
418
00:17:51,964 --> 00:17:53,865
UNFORTUNATE COMPLEXION,
BUT VERY--
419
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,133
NO, NOT SMEWIN.
420
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:57,369
THE ENTIRE VILLAGE
IS VOTING FOR YOU.
421
00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:58,503
ME?!
422
00:17:58,505 --> 00:17:59,539
LITTLE ME?
423
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,708
SILLY LITTLE ME
IN MY DOG COLLAR?
424
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,643
NO! SURELY NOT!
425
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:05,878
ACTUALLY,
I HAD HEARD A RUMOUR.
426
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,881
BUT I JUST IGNORED IT
BECAUSE, AFTER ALL,
427
00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:09,550
YOU ARE SO POPULAR.
428
00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:11,084
AND, BESIDES, I DIDN'T THINK
429
00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:13,186
A VICAR COULD STAND
FOR DISTRICT COUNCILLOR.
430
00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:15,890
YES, WELL, IF GYLES BRANDRETH
CAN STAND FOR PARLIAMENT,
431
00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:17,892
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S LEGAL ANYMORE.
432
00:18:17,894 --> 00:18:19,628
WELL, I TELL YOU THIS, DAVID,
433
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,764
IF THIS IS HAPPENING,
434
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,900
IF FOR SOME CRAZY REASON
EVERY SINGLE NITWIT
435
00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:26,902
IN THIS WACKY, MAD VILLAGE
436
00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:28,905
IS GOING TO VOTE
FOR LITTLE OL' ME,
437
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,341
WELL, IT'S A PRETTY LOONY
TURN OF EVENTS
438
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:34,210
BECAUSE, YOU SEE,
I DON'T WANT TO BE A COUNCILLOR.
439
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,614
WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.
440
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,418
SO I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO
ADVISE MY SUPPORTERS
441
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,287
WHO TO VOTE FOR.
442
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,990
HMM! WELL, ON THE ONE HAND,
443
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:46,858
WE'VE GOT KEVIN SMEWIN--
444
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,026
SHORT,
445
00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:50,696
FACE LIKE AN INTERNATIONAL
SPOT CONVENTION,
446
00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:53,466
ABOUT AS MUCH CHARISMA
AS A PAIR OF NYLON UNDERPANTS,
447
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,702
BUT WITH A VERY GOOD HEART.
448
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,637
ON THE OTHER HAND,
449
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,573
OH, DEAR.
450
00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:03,377
NOW, OBVIOUSLY, I SHOULD SPEAK
TO CLEARASIL KEV,
451
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:08,350
BUT IF YOU AND I COULD COME
TO SOME KIND OF ARRANGEMENT.
452
00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:11,219
IF I COULD RUN A FEW
POLICY CHANGES UP THE FLAGPOLE,
453
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:12,454
SEE IF YOU SALUTE THEM,
454
00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:13,956
UNDRESS A FEW IDEAS,
455
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:16,158
SEE IF YOU
GET INTO BED AND SHAG 'EM.
456
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,194
WELL, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE
457
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:20,531
WE COULD COME TO
SOME ACCOMMODATION.
458
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,933
HOW DOES THAT IDEA GRAB YOU,
DAVEY BOY?
459
00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:25,369
WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
460
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:27,706
WELL, DIDDY!
461
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,942
I WAS THINKING WE COULD VISIT
A FEW OF YOUR CONSTITUENTS,
462
00:19:30,944 --> 00:19:35,047
MAKE A FEW TEENSY-WEENSY
ELECTION PROMISES.
463
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,131
( knocking )
464
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,534
VICAR...
465
00:19:53,536 --> 00:19:54,802
MR. HORTON.
466
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:57,305
HELLO...LETITIA.
467
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,307
I THOUGHT I MIGHT
JUST POP ROUND
468
00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:02,010
TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING
WE TORIES CAN DO FOR YOU
469
00:20:02,012 --> 00:20:03,145
IN PARTICULAR.
470
00:20:03,147 --> 00:20:06,015
OH, LOVELY.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR TEA.
471
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:07,784
OH! SPLENDID.
472
00:20:07,786 --> 00:20:10,286
ANOTHER SLICE?
473
00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:12,189
OH...YES...PLEASE.
474
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:15,559
WHO WOULD EVER HAVE THOUGHT
THAT RASPBERRY AND ROAST POTATO
475
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,761
WOULD MAKE SUCH
A TASTY COMBINATION.
476
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:20,799
VICAR?
477
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:23,267
UH...NO, I WON'T.
478
00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:26,138
I WOULDN'T WANT TO
DEPRIVE DAVID OF HIS THIRDS.
479
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,742
THE OTHER DAY
YOU WERE MENTIONING
480
00:20:29,744 --> 00:20:31,977
SOMETHING ABOUT A BUS
FOR THE W.I.?
481
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,714
OH, YES.
482
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:36,917
EVERY YEAR MILDRED AND I
ASK FOR A SMALL GRANT
483
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:37,984
FOR A BUS.
484
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,855
EVERY YEAR WE GET TURNED DOWN.
485
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,590
UTTER MADNESS!
486
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:45,126
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I BELIEVE
IN THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE.
487
00:20:45,128 --> 00:20:47,963
IF THE SEX-CHANGE OPERATION
WERE CHEAPER, LETITIA,
488
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:50,833
I WOULD ACTUALLY
BECOME A WOMAN
ON MY 60th BIRTHDAY
489
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:53,769
IN ORDER TO JOIN THAT
FABULOUS ORGANIZATION.
490
00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:56,906
MMM. PARSNIP BROWNIE?
491
00:20:56,908 --> 00:20:58,474
BLISS...
492
00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:01,811
I PROMISE YOU
WE WILL MAKE THAT GRANT,
493
00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,948
PROVIDED, OF COURSE,
THAT I GET ELECTED.
494
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:06,516
OH, I'LL CERTAINLY
BE VOTING FOR YOU.
495
00:21:06,518 --> 00:21:08,786
I-IF THAT'S
ALL RIGHT BY YOU, VICAR.
496
00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:09,787
OH, YES.
497
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:12,090
SPLENDID. I THINK
WE MUST BE GOING.
498
00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:15,894
AH, JIM, MY OLD MATE,
HOW ARE YOU?
499
00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:18,931
SORRY. I-I WAS
JUST TAKIN'
A LITTLE NAP.
500
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:19,966
IN YOUR MACK?
501
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,901
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
502
00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:23,602
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
503
00:21:23,604 --> 00:21:26,740
WE'VE GOT THIS LEAK
IN THE BEDROOM, YOU SEE--
504
00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:29,843
AH, YES. NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
505
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:32,213
THE TORIES
ARE ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED
506
00:21:32,215 --> 00:21:36,317
TO WIPE OUT ALL BEDROOM LEAKS
BY THE END OF NEXT YEAR.
507
00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:37,318
NO, NO, NO, NO.
508
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,920
OH, GOOD NEWS!
509
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,890
JUST LET ME
TELL THE WIFE.
510
00:21:40,892 --> 00:21:44,660
DORIS, ARE YOU BUSY?
511
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,195
YES, YES, YES, YES.
512
00:21:46,197 --> 00:21:47,463
NO!
513
00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:50,433
DAVID HORTON
AND THE VICAR.
514
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,103
YES, YES, YES.
YES!
515
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,039
DO THEY WANT TO COME IN?
516
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,274
NO, NO, NO, NO.
517
00:21:56,276 --> 00:21:58,309
I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM.
518
00:21:58,311 --> 00:21:59,811
HAVE YOU GOT A POT ON?
519
00:21:59,813 --> 00:22:01,246
YES, YES, YES, YES.
520
00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:02,247
NO!
521
00:22:02,249 --> 00:22:04,649
BUT I CAN PUT ONE ON.
522
00:22:04,651 --> 00:22:07,619
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME TEA?
523
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,155
OH, MR. HORTON, SIR,
524
00:22:09,157 --> 00:22:11,724
DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT THE TIME
525
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:13,860
I WENT DOWN TO THE PUB
526
00:22:13,862 --> 00:22:16,964
AND THEY'D COMPLETELY
RUN OUT OF CRISPS?
527
00:22:16,966 --> 00:22:18,765
OH...
528
00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:20,267
THAT WAS MY REACTION.
529
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:22,937
PORK SCRATCHINGS--
THEY HAD HUNDREDS OF THEM.
530
00:22:22,939 --> 00:22:25,207
PEANUTS--LOTS!
531
00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:28,476
BUT CRISPS...
NOT ONE.
532
00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:31,480
I MEAN, NOT A SINGLE ONE.
533
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:32,815
I KNOW YOU DO.
534
00:22:32,817 --> 00:22:35,184
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME
THIS STORY BEFORE.
535
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,285
IT'S SUCH A WINNER.
536
00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:38,288
YOU THINK THAT'S A GREAT STORY,
537
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:41,124
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T HEARD
THE ONE ABOUT THE TIME
538
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,792
WHEN THE MILKMAN WAS LATE.
539
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,796
LOOK, FRANK, AS MUCH AS
I WOULD LOVE TO STAY HERE
540
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,798
AND LISTEN TO MORE
OF THESE RIVETING TALES,
541
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,467
I MUST GO.
542
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,769
BUT BEFORE I DO,
I JUST WANT TO ASSURE YOU
543
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,073
THAT IF YOU VOTE FOR ME,
WITHIN SIX MONTHS,
544
00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:56,508
THERE WILL BE BUSES
RUNNING THROUGH DIBLEY
545
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,244
TWICE A WEEK.
AHEM!
546
00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,578
DAY.
AHEM!
547
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,982
HOUR.
I THINK IT'S ONLY RIGHT.
548
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:04,650
OH, THAT'S--
THAT'S VERY GOOD NEWS.
549
00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:05,785
SPLENDID.
550
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:11,292
SO I DECLARE DAVID HORTON
551
00:23:11,294 --> 00:23:14,095
RETURNED AS
THE DISTRICT COUNCILLOR
552
00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:16,765
FOR DIBLEY AND WHITWORTH.
553
00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:19,234
( clapping and cheering )
554
00:23:19,236 --> 00:23:22,505
Horton: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
555
00:23:22,507 --> 00:23:25,275
I'M PROUD TO CARRY
THE CONSERVATIVE COMMITMENT
556
00:23:25,277 --> 00:23:27,310
TO EUROPE
FURTHER THAN EVER BEFORE!
557
00:23:27,312 --> 00:23:30,347
DIBLEY WILL BE TWINNED
WITH NOT ONE NOR TWO,
558
00:23:30,349 --> 00:23:36,153
BUT WITH EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY
IN EUROPE!
559
00:23:36,155 --> 00:23:39,157
( clapping and cheering )
560
00:23:39,159 --> 00:23:41,092
EXCEPT BELGIUM.
561
00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:45,631
COME IN! COME IN!
JOIN THE CELEBRATIONS!
562
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,233
OH, THANKS.
563
00:23:47,235 --> 00:23:50,803
UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S A BIT OF
A POOR TURNOUT.
564
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,840
FATHER GOT TEMPTED AWAY
BY SOME OL' TORY CRONIES,
565
00:23:53,842 --> 00:23:57,277
BUT BRUNO AND I ARE HAVING
AN ABSOLUTELY RIPPING TIME.
566
00:23:57,279 --> 00:23:58,813
LOVELY.
567
00:23:58,815 --> 00:24:00,048
TWIGLET?
568
00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,382
YEAH, PLEASE.
569
00:24:01,384 --> 00:24:02,716
NO, I WON'T, THANKS.
570
00:24:02,718 --> 00:24:05,821
I ALWAYS THINK THEY TASTE
A BIT LIKE DOG POO.
571
00:24:05,823 --> 00:24:08,090
YES, THEY DO, ACTUALLY.
572
00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:11,093
I'VE GOT VERY HIGH HOPES
FOR YOUR DAD THIS TIME.
573
00:24:11,095 --> 00:24:13,095
SCRATCH THAT CRUSTY SURFACE,
574
00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:15,932
AND YOU ACTUALLY FIND
QUITE A KIND-HEARTED MAN.
575
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:18,301
AND I'M TOLD HE'S
REALLY VERY ATTRACTIVE
576
00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,370
TO A CERTAIN KIND OF LADY.
577
00:24:20,372 --> 00:24:24,375
YES. IT'S A SHAME WE DON'T GET
MORE BALD WOMEN ROUND HERE.
578
00:24:24,377 --> 00:24:25,809
ANY OTHER BUSINESS?
579
00:24:25,811 --> 00:24:28,813
YES. REGARDING
THE DISTRICT COUNCIL ELECTIONS--
580
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:31,183
YOU'LL BE GETTING MY VOTE,
MR. CHAIRMAN.
581
00:24:31,185 --> 00:24:32,650
DON'T YOU WORRY.
582
00:24:32,652 --> 00:24:34,752
FRANK, THE ELECTION
WAS YESTERDAY.
583
00:24:34,754 --> 00:24:37,056
WAS IT?
OH, I'M SORRY.
584
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:40,193
AS I WAS SAYING,
I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE
OUR NEW COUNCILLOR.
585
00:24:40,195 --> 00:24:42,295
( clapping )
586
00:24:42,297 --> 00:24:44,999
PARTICULARLY IN LIGHT
OF THE PROMISES HE MADE
587
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:47,167
ON ELECTION DAY.
588
00:24:47,169 --> 00:24:49,603
WELL, YES.
I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
589
00:24:49,605 --> 00:24:53,274
UNFORTUNATELY, I'VE BEEN
SCRUTINIZING OUR LOCAL FINANCES,
590
00:24:53,276 --> 00:24:57,380
AND I FEAR THAT IT IS UNLIKELY
WE WILL HAVE THE FUNDS FOR--
591
00:24:57,382 --> 00:25:01,183
WELL, LET'S SAY,
THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE
592
00:25:01,185 --> 00:25:03,386
OR A LOCAL BUS SERVICE.
593
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:04,888
WHAT?
594
00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:06,056
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
595
00:25:06,058 --> 00:25:08,025
IF ANYONE
IS UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS,
596
00:25:08,027 --> 00:25:09,359
YOU WILL, OF COURSE,
597
00:25:09,361 --> 00:25:11,694
HAVE THE CHANCE TO
EXPRESS YOUR DISSATISFACTION,
598
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,131
DEMOCRATICALLY,
599
00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:16,000
ON OCTOBER 4, 1999.
600
00:25:16,002 --> 00:25:17,701
THANK YOU.
601
00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:19,838
AND, NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
602
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
I HAVE TO GREET
A FOREIGN VISITOR
603
00:25:21,842 --> 00:25:24,976
ON BEHALF OF YOU ALL,
OF COURSE.
604
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:31,751
I VOTE WE KILL HIM.
605
00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:36,690
NO, NO, NO, NO.
SO DO I.
606
00:25:36,692 --> 00:25:40,061
I COULD POISON HIM
IF YOU LIKE.
607
00:25:40,063 --> 00:25:42,730
NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.
608
00:25:42,732 --> 00:25:44,899
NO, IT'S TOO QUICK.
609
00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,535
TOO MERCIFUL.
610
00:25:46,537 --> 00:25:48,371
I THINK
WE SHOULD STRETCH IT OUT.
611
00:25:48,373 --> 00:25:51,974
HIT HIM WHERE
IT REALLY HURTS.
612
00:25:51,976 --> 00:25:53,976
ACTUALLY INCREASED
MY MAJORITY.
613
00:25:53,978 --> 00:25:55,745
OH, GOOD NEWS, DAVID.
614
00:25:55,747 --> 00:25:58,449
SO THE TWINNING VISITS
WILL CONTINUE?
615
00:25:58,451 --> 00:26:01,151
ABSOLUTELY.
I HOPE YOU'LL
JOIN ME IN SPAIN?
616
00:26:01,153 --> 00:26:02,152
OH, CERTAINLY.
617
00:26:02,154 --> 00:26:04,255
I THINK YOU'LL
ENJOY THE GOLF HERE.
618
00:26:04,257 --> 00:26:05,756
THE VILLAGERS
DON'T REALLY PLAY,
619
00:26:05,758 --> 00:26:07,758
SO IT'S PRACTICALLY
LIKE HAVING MY OWN COURSE.
620
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,195
'MORNING, DAVID.
621
00:26:10,197 --> 00:26:13,365
OH, GOOD SHOT,
MRS. BALLESTEROS.
622
00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,201
IT'LL BE HARD
TO MATCH THAT ONE.
623
00:26:15,203 --> 00:26:17,269
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
624
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,372
I DO BELIEVE
I'M PLAYING GOLF
625
00:26:19,374 --> 00:26:21,808
ON OUR PUBLIC GOLF COURSE.
626
00:26:22,811 --> 00:26:24,677
OH, DAMN!
627
00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:28,449
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO
BE HERE QUITE A WHILE,
I'M AFRAID.
628
00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:29,984
WHAT SHOT ARE YOU ON,
MRS. C?
629
00:26:29,986 --> 00:26:32,286
HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
630
00:26:32,288 --> 00:26:34,656
HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH.
631
00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:36,458
FANTASTICALLY GOOD VALUE, GOLF.
632
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,795
EVERY HOLE IS PRACTICALLY
AN HOUR'S ENTERTAINMENT.
633
00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:41,598
David: OH, MY GOD!
634
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,133
SORRY, VICAR!
635
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,501
DON'T YOU WORRY, FRANK.
636
00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:47,238
A FEW HOLES HERE AND THERE
NEVER DID ANYONE ANY HARM.
637
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,406
WE'LL PLAY THROUGH.
YOU GO ON TO THE SECOND.
638
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:52,243
VERY GOOD IDEA.
YOU CAN JOIN ALICE AND HUGO.
639
00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,879
THE REST OF THE W.I.
ARE ON HOLES 3 TO 12.
640
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,548
STILL, I'M SURE
YOU'LL FIND A HOLE FREE.
641
00:26:56,550 --> 00:27:00,785
CAN I JUST SAY, DAVID,
THIS IS A WONDERFUL FACILITY.
642
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,322
BONJOUR, MONSIEUR. BON PANTALON.
643
00:27:03,324 --> 00:27:07,160
ALL OUR PENSIONERS COULD BE
OUT HERE PLAYING EVERY DAY.
644
00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:08,761
WATCH OUT, WOOSNAM!
645
00:27:09,898 --> 00:27:13,200
OH, FANTASTICALLY
GOOD SHOT, FRANK.
646
00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:15,001
THAT'LL SOON BE A BUNKER.
647
00:27:15,003 --> 00:27:17,038
I THINK WE MIGHT
BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE
648
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,974
A LITTLE MONEY
FOR A BUS SERVICE AFTER ALL.
649
00:27:19,976 --> 00:27:21,576
I THINK I'LL NEED TO USE
650
00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:23,879
ONE OF THESE
VERY HEAVY WOODEN CLUBS
651
00:27:23,881 --> 00:27:24,880
FOR THIS PARTICULAR SHOT.
652
00:27:24,882 --> 00:27:27,349
JUST PREPARE THE GROUND.
653
00:27:27,351 --> 00:27:30,052
AND MAYBE A COACH FOR THE W.I.
654
00:27:30,054 --> 00:27:34,023
PERHAPS I COULD COME ROUND
TO DISCUSS IT SOMETIME,
MRS. CROPLEY.
655
00:27:34,025 --> 00:27:35,592
TEA TIME TOMORROW?
656
00:27:35,594 --> 00:27:37,561
PERHAPS NOT TEA.
657
00:27:37,563 --> 00:27:40,598
LUNCH THEN.
I'VE GOT A LOVELY TRIPE SALAD.
658
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,634
ACTUALLY, I AM SORT OF
FREE AT TEA TIME.
659
00:27:43,636 --> 00:27:45,770
SPLENDID!
ALL SORTED THEN.
660
00:27:45,772 --> 00:27:48,807
I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH GOLF
FOR ONE DAY, DON'T YOU?
661
00:27:48,809 --> 00:27:50,875
DON'T REALLY SEE
WHAT YOU SEE IN IT.
662
00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,113
IT'S SO EASY.
663
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,485
JUST A SHORT ONE, OKAY.
664
00:28:28,487 --> 00:28:30,788
TWO NUNS IN A BATH.
ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER,
665
00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:32,089
"WHERE'S THE SOAP?"
666
00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:35,826
AND THE OTHER ONE SAYS,
"YES, IT DOES, RATHER."
667
00:28:35,828 --> 00:28:37,563
OH, YES!
668
00:28:37,565 --> 00:28:39,565
DO YOU KNOW, ALICE,
669
00:28:39,567 --> 00:28:41,933
I'M RATHER SURPRISED
YOU GOT THAT ONE.
670
00:28:41,935 --> 00:28:43,101
VERY FUNNY, THAT.
671
00:28:43,103 --> 00:28:44,937
WHY IS IT FUNNY,
ALICE?
672
00:28:44,939 --> 00:28:47,774
ONE OF THE NUNS
IS DEAF, ISN'T SHE?
673
00:28:47,776 --> 00:28:50,143
SO THE OTHER ONE SAYS,
"WHERE'S THE SOAP?"
674
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,180
THE DEAF ONE MISHEARS HER
AND THINKS SHE SAID,
675
00:28:53,182 --> 00:28:55,316
"IT MAKES THE WATER DIRTY,"
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
676
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:59,321
THE OTHER ONE SAYS,
"YES, IT DOES RATHER,
DOESN'T IT?"
677
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:00,522
THAT'S RIGHT, ISN'T IT?
678
00:29:00,524 --> 00:29:02,457
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
679
00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:05,394
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
TELL THAT ONE TO YOUR GRAN.
680
00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:06,796
YEAH...
681
00:29:06,798 --> 00:29:10,767
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