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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,795 Previously on Super Pumped. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,922 Show him that you're vulnerable 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,133 and need his money and his protection. 4 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,528 - This could be the one, Bill. - How do we know this Kalanick 5 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,970 guy is the chosen one? 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,531 Something is going to pop in this space. 7 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:17,183 I think you're my new VC. 8 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,227 That's what I think too. 9 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,354 This can go so hard for you. 10 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,024 Buried in fines, lawsuits, jail. 11 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,400 It's the fucking drivers. 12 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,693 They're defecting. 13 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,153 Gurley. Go to him. 14 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,529 Ask him for another check 15 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,048 to ride us out through this fight. 16 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,675 You're wondering whether this is the moment 17 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,659 I shoot you or sell your company for parts. 18 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,762 - You're gonna come in for more? - Grow or die. 19 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:38,329 A full access card. 20 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,498 You come and go at UberCab as you please. 21 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,418 I am legit super pumped to be here tonight 22 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,837 and to be part of this company. 23 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,715 Are you sure that you're taking care of you and not just him? 24 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,216 This is not our death warrant. 25 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,968 And it's a sign that we are scaring 26 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,470 the taxi and livery industry 27 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,263 and the transportation agency 28 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,390 and the status quo shitless. 29 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,309 Let's fucking go! 30 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,686 Let us ride! Let us ride! 31 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,564 The city has been taken! 32 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 33 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,473 Portland, we have a problem. 34 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,146 Good driving. 35 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,355 Thank you. 36 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,984 But you know what, my friend? 37 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,986 Right now, you know what you're doing? 38 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,613 You're living a Judas Priest song. 39 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,323 You know Judas Priest? 40 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,843 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 41 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,285 You know that song? 42 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,953 I'm driving under the speed limit. 43 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,389 Nah, it's not about the speed limit. 44 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,290 It's the driving part. 45 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,334 Uber is in violation... 46 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:52,714 Uber is in blatant violation of the many several laws, rules, 47 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:55,341 regs regarding the transportation of passengers 48 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,218 in the city of Portland. 49 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,511 That's right, Hasenpfeffer... 50 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,806 I'm with PBOT. 51 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,308 Don't turn to look at the badge, 52 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,809 'cause that's unsafe. 53 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,103 So pull over right over here. 54 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,944 I'm just trying to feed my family. 55 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,905 Public safety. 56 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:19,908 Lack of proper insurance. 57 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,204 Failure to obtain required permits. 58 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,875 And we're gonna impound your car. 59 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,773 I can't pay these. I don't have the money. 60 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:37,550 Well, that's a you problem. 61 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,510 You as in you. 62 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,554 And U as in Uber. 63 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:42,805 Take it up with them. 64 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,600 That was easy! 65 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,227 All inside It's so frustrating. 66 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,063 As I drift From town to town. 67 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:53,900 Feel as though Nobody cares. 68 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,402 If I live or die. 69 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,571 So I might as well Begin to put. 70 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,074 Some action in my life. 71 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,411 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 72 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,081 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 73 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:11,251 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 74 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,002 Breaking the law. 75 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,380 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 76 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,716 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 77 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,426 Breaking the law. 78 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:24,097 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 79 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,432 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 80 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,269 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 81 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,123 Erich England and PBOT are throwing 82 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,357 everything they have at us. 83 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,608 We're getting rolled. 84 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,568 The drivers are panicking. 85 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,862 I mean, we're losing them. We're losing Portland. 86 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,490 We need a plan. We need a plan now, chief. 87 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,468 Pay the fines, all right? No matter how big. 88 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,952 You make the drivers whole. 89 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,745 - You rally them. - Yeah, I am, 90 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,181 - and they're not listening. - You make them listen. 91 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,975 Without drivers, we don't have a company. 92 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,851 Well, they don't give a shit about the company. 93 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,086 They're losing their cars. It's their whole world. 94 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,630 And there's nothing I can tell them to undo that 95 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,091 or make 'em feel better about it. 96 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:04,429 No, you are the exact person who can, okay? 97 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,510 You're the most convincing person I know. 98 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,808 Get 'em to hold the line, 99 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,059 while I make sure 100 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,311 this never happens again. 101 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,478 Go do it. 102 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,813 I'll do the same. 103 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,651 Let me go over there, Bill, 104 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,236 offer up some of that expertise 105 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,405 we're always talking up to our founders. 106 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,800 No. You don't teach a kid to sleep through the night 107 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,969 by running into his room every time there's a thunderclap 108 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,746 to make him stop crying. 109 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,266 Well, the kid isn't sleeping on a mattress made of your money. 110 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,268 You know, I tell folks, I bring in my young partners 111 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,668 to keep me honest. 112 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,338 But I'll tell you fellas, pick your spots. 113 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,840 At least go over yourself, get a look at the guy, 114 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,509 see if you think that he's in a balanced place. 115 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,262 Nobody who wills an entire sector into being 116 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,014 is in a balanced place. 117 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,515 Ever. 118 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,368 That whole sector is at risk right now, 119 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,561 and Kalanick could well make it worse. 120 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,872 Bill, you believe in this kid so much 121 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,206 you don't even want to check in? 122 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,524 "Believe" is an apt choice of words. 123 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,196 You know, I used to, uh... 124 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,365 I used to split founders into two groups. 125 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,699 Well, that's not strictly true. 126 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,302 First, when I was younger than you, 127 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,970 I used to think they were all Jesus Christ 128 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,537 because they... 129 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,057 Well, their followers never questioned them. 130 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,250 They did actual, provable miracles. 131 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,214 And then I began to see that half of them were indeed 132 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,135 on the side of the angels, and 133 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:28,638 half of them were some version of David Koresh. 134 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,890 Well, how do you see the split now? 135 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,143 Oh, they're all Koresh. 136 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,687 The trick is to flee the cult and get out of the compound 137 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,190 the second before they burn it to the ground. 138 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,151 Those Portland fucks. It's systemic extortion. 139 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,879 Yeah, they're attacking our supply hours. 140 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,488 Using our own app against us. 141 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,074 So how about we use one of ours against them? 142 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,661 - Greyball? - Yes. Greyball. 143 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,722 Throw that shit at them like fucking Kwai Chang Caine. 144 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,391 - What did legal say about it? - Fines. 145 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,916 Jail time. 146 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,876 You know, it might be a violation 147 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,087 of the Federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 148 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,940 which could, theoretically, cause the government 149 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,008 to impose such strict oversight that Uber collapses into itself 150 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,343 before we even go public. 151 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,779 Well, Jesus Christ, they said all that? 152 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,513 Oh, and if Apple finds out, 153 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,755 Eddy Cue disappears us from the App Store like Hoffa. 154 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,728 Concrete shoes, huh? 155 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,397 Hey, here's a thought: 156 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,315 Maybe whatever it is, we don't do it. 157 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,212 Portland sounds like a shit show. 158 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,996 - How did you hear...? - We're on it. 159 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,625 Good, because tickets, impounds, arrests, 160 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,728 those aren't necessarily words that inspire confidence 161 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,254 in our investors. 162 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,548 - So how can I help? - You know what, Bill? 163 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,259 You are being so helpful already just by being on top of it 164 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,803 and showing up here, and I am so grateful. 165 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,322 But you don't have to worry about it. 166 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,764 Portland is gonna topple, 167 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,451 and then Seattle, and then Chicago. 168 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,518 And then big finish in New York. 169 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,833 If this were the church of Uber and that were a sermon, 170 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,960 you would be getting hallelujahs and amens. 171 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,006 But I need a little bit more detail on the plan, please. 172 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,115 Why? So you can sign off? 173 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,992 That is not how... 174 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,327 You know what, Bill? 175 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,537 How about we go over all the details 176 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:20,291 over boat drinks when we're kicking back at X to the X. 177 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,420 You're talking to a guy who loves a cold Painkiller. 178 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,256 So why don't you tell me more about this X to the X. 179 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,467 - Party. - Well, let's not undersell 180 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,719 the guy that loves a good cold Painkiller. 181 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,305 This is not just a party. It's gonna be like the party 182 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,682 that Prince thought he was having in 1999. 183 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,684 And we're throwing it for our troops 184 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,853 when we hit 10 billion revenue. 185 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,190 Oh, X to the X. Ten to the tenth power. 186 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,361 Like the last company party you threw in Miami? 187 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:56,035 No. This is gonna be totally different from that. 188 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,372 This one is gonna be in Vegas. 189 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:02,291 And much fucking bigger. 190 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,127 The bad press from Miami is gonna seem adorable 191 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:07,547 compared to what'll happen now if you do that. 192 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:10,091 It's one thing to be the underdog, 193 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:13,469 but the favorite can't be acting like a scrappy upstart. 194 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,764 You need to comport yourself in a manner becoming now. 195 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,559 Like eminent founder-style. 196 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,789 There won't be any more allowances 197 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,499 made by the press, fellas. 198 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,984 I know. I know, but look, look, look, look, look. 199 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,402 Look at them. 200 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:32,238 Look at all of these super soldiers. 201 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,740 When warriors complete a big mission like this, 202 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,534 they need real R and R. 203 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,844 And we are gonna give it to them. 204 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,120 We find a way to keep it quiet. 205 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,330 Yeah, we'll figure it out. 206 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,267 Of course, if we get blown up in Portland, 207 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,751 and the next city and then the next, 208 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,878 none of the rest happens. 209 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,856 So you might want to focus on that. 210 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,757 And good luck. 211 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,426 Thanks, Bill. 212 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,691 Level with me, would you? 213 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,114 What's going on here? 214 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,452 We love you, Bill. We really do. 215 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,246 Good. You should. 216 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,682 I'm the one who put you in here. 217 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,267 I'm the one who can take you out too. 218 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,834 No one's taking anyone out. 219 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,461 This isn't a fight. 220 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,504 This is love. Now TK, he loves you too. 221 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:31,797 He says it all the time. 222 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,799 And if you want to be one of us, 223 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,194 you know, roll up your sleeves, get elbow-deep in pig guts 224 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,304 and help us make the sausage 225 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,764 great. 226 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,016 But we all know your value to this place 227 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,810 is not inside a pig's intestines. 228 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,812 So let us do it. 229 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,314 And then 230 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,483 you just come back for the barbecue. 231 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,504 He's right about the level of risk here. 232 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,925 Yeah, it is risky. 233 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:19,679 It's sort of like Zuck hitting send on FaceMash in 2003, right? 234 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,365 He asked for a shit-ton of trouble. 235 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,140 Got a fuck-ton. 236 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,022 Do you think it was worth it? 237 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,520 Hey, we're launching Greyball. 238 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,399 Rock and roll. 239 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,657 All right. Jake is on the way. 240 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,159 You do not want to be Greyballed, motherfucker. 241 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,661 And let me tell you why. 242 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,038 Because while you think you can believe 243 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,207 what you're seeing with your eyes, 244 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,167 these technological warlocks 245 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,087 are actually pulling a grey shade over your eyeballs. 246 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,090 Thus: Greyball. 247 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,052 That's the geofence. 248 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,012 A digital perimeter. 249 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,889 Good. 250 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,409 Hendricks, can you break down the targets? 251 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,351 We crunch everything. 252 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,312 Metadata, data-data, social, real estate, credit cards. 253 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815 Threat matrix built to identify transpo hacks, police, 254 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,400 legislators and staffers, 255 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,602 all tagged with a line of code in the app. 256 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,072 And the code's hidden, yes? 257 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,075 Only people with access are inside this room, understood? 258 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,827 Yup. I understand. 259 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,749 Another one bites the dust Yeah. 260 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124 There comes Jake. 261 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,299 - Nothing. - Total mindfuck 262 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,468 served up special just for you. 263 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,095 Ghost cars available 24/7, 264 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,389 which means real cars: Never. 265 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,599 No. 266 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,269 I didn't cancel the ride. 267 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,562 What? 268 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,148 Uber must be down. 269 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,150 It will fuck you up. 270 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,777 It's like waiting for your man, 271 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,629 wherein your "man" means your smack dealer, 272 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,782 and you are jonesing like Lou Reed in '67. 273 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,034 Only the dealer's already dead and buried 274 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,244 and all shot up with bullets. 275 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,121 He ain't never coming, 276 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,057 no matter how much you're sweating and shaking. 277 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,374 Gonna get you too. 278 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,084 Another one bites the dust. 279 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,879 This guy is completely clueless, isn't he? 280 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,131 If we've done it right. And it ain't just him. 281 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,826 It's like a video game, and we have the cheat code. 282 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,019 Nicely fucking done. 283 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,856 Fuck it. I'm going home. 284 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,402 Taxi! 285 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,700 Boom! You just got Greyballed, motherfucker! 286 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,848 All right, I want you guys to come up 287 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,666 with more shit like this. 288 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,876 Assume it's approved. We have the technical advantage. 289 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,854 We're not gonna let any limp-dick municipality 290 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,463 get in our way. 291 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,215 Get in the way of what? 292 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092 Change. Freedom. 293 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,426 We are liberating people. 294 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,011 And making a mint doing it. 295 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,306 Is this... legal? 296 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,536 We got to toughen this kid up. 297 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687 It's not really illegal if the laws are bullshit 298 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,522 in the first place, right? 299 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,108 Like, Bill Gurley calls it "regulatory capture." 300 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,610 But what he means is that the taxi and limo commission, 301 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,529 they're in bed with the taxi owners. 302 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,198 They're more incestuous than the clans in Deliverance, 303 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,534 and twice as likely to fuck you over too. 304 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,035 Great job, everybody. 305 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,373 All right, everybody! 306 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,875 Listen up! 307 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,717 You want to know what happened when Armstrong planted his flag 308 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,968 on the moon? 309 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,864 He flew right back down to Earth. 310 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890 But not us. We landed in Portland. 311 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,558 We are staying in Portland. 312 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,564 A couple more cities, 313 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940 and then it's the Big Apple. 314 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,293 And once we break through there... 315 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,651 I've always said it... 316 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,696 Once we take NYC, no more stopping us. 317 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,907 That is the gateway to the rest of the country 318 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,784 and rest of the fucking world! 319 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,748 And so 320 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,333 so 321 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,209 After New York, I'm saying right now, 322 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,922 after New York, we are gonna have the biggest blowout 323 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,050 the Valley has ever seen. 324 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,426 Come on. 325 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,060 I'm not a plausible deniability kind of guy. 326 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,062 You know me, honey. 327 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,689 But that's what they offered me, and in the moment, I took it. 328 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,733 It is not sitting right. 329 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,277 Honey, you can't micromanage the operations 330 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,947 of every company you invest in. 331 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,591 And we talked about this before. 332 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,951 That's... that's the road to Crazytown. 333 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,620 That's much the same thing I said to my guys. 334 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,871 Hmm. 335 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,165 But this isn't micro. 336 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,501 This is not just some company. 337 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,003 This is the one that changes the zip code. 338 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,964 The problem is... 339 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,484 It's not the relationship you have with your founders, I know. 340 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,594 Phil Jackson and Tex, they built a system around MJ and... 341 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,889 And they trusted he'd function within that system. 342 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,766 As he became a superstar, 343 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,688 he needed Phil's voice less, but 344 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,899 it was always still there. 345 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,778 He's trying to grow up too fast, before he knows the system. 346 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,323 You're not trying to ground him. You're trying to help him fly. 347 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575 Doesn't he see that? 348 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,080 I gotta make him see it. 349 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094 Hey, Bill. 350 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,347 What'd you need? 351 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,141 Transparency. 352 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,893 I need to know what's going on from here on out. 353 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,646 I can ride silent, but I cannot be on the outside. 354 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,315 Okay, and why here? 355 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,775 We going somewhere? 356 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,027 Yeah. 357 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,295 Wherever the hell you want. 358 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,613 You see all these jets? 359 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,742 Most of them are owned by CEOs and founders just like you. 360 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,494 That one, the Bombardier Global Express, 361 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,079 it's owned by Rich Barton. 362 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,082 Guys like Rich, who created Expedia, Zillow, 363 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,667 they call their own shots. 364 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,462 But they worked with their VCs, 365 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,506 because VCs have a purpose other than just writing a check. 366 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,093 I have a purpose: Advising, vision shaping. 367 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,340 I'm here to give you wings, not clip 'em. 368 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,078 In exchange, I think I'm owed the transparency. 369 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,813 Well, no, Bill, 370 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,191 you're not owed anything except a return, 371 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,901 which I will give you. 372 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,235 People get that confused. 373 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,820 And yeah, you're right, 374 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,590 there are a lot of folks throughout the Valley 375 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,425 who've done well taking care of the people they owe. 376 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,910 And they have nice houses. And, yeah, a plane. 377 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,122 But then there are the people who told everyone else 378 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,291 to fuck off when the time came. 379 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,252 Now, you really want to impress me? 380 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,005 Show me Larry Ellison's plane. Or Zuck's. 381 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,924 Or Larry and Sergey's. 382 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,443 You can't. They have too many. 383 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,053 They have their whole fucking hangars. 384 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,139 You think Bezos is thinking about his VCs at 30,000 feet? 385 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,559 Or Elon? Elon has fucking rockets. 386 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,731 Those are not people that just killed it with kindness. 387 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,318 Those are kings. 388 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,653 Gods. 389 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,450 You told him about Greyball? 390 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,261 I told him in the future I would tell all, 391 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,704 because I'm not a hard-hearted man. 392 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,414 How'd he take it? 393 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,624 I don't think I give a shit, 394 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,459 but it seems like you do. 395 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,941 I saw that little chat you had with him outside our office. 396 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,967 He put me in this job, so I felt an allegiance. 397 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,802 Mm-hmm. 398 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,387 What about now? 399 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,932 I say we keep Bill close. For now. 400 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,054 But you keep doing what you're doing. 401 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,229 We're killing it. 402 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,900 The Google guys are still close with Sequoia 403 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,902 and Kleiner Perkins and their angels. 404 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,612 That's lovely for them. 405 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,364 It is. 406 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,925 I'm gonna go to the ladies' room. 407 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,872 Who the hell is that? 408 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,290 I have no idea. 409 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,586 But I'm gonna find out. 410 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,171 Dude... 411 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,906 This is Travis Kalanick, founder of Uber. 412 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,950 TK, this is... 413 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,701 - Gabi Holzwarth. - Your music 414 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,411 just blew my mind. 415 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,746 Thank you. 416 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,098 Are you a fan of Manuel Ponce? 417 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,416 Guilty. Yeah. Huge fan. 418 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,186 I haven't broke out his stuff in a while. 419 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,630 Been focusing on the classics lately, but Ponce 420 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,465 yeah, really changed me. 421 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,443 It's a shame more people don't know about him. 422 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,927 It's a tragedy. 423 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,429 Your secret's safe with me. 424 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,600 So where can I see you play again? 425 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,769 The San Francisco Symphony? 426 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,081 Soon. Right now, I play first chair every Saturday 427 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,624 at the Palo Alto farmers' market. 428 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,941 In the parking lot. 429 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,276 I see. 430 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,777 It's a bit different than this, 431 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,946 but there is something spiritual 432 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,132 about playing for people that didn't pay for tickets. 433 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,242 Right, because you're just playing for yourself. 434 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,743 - Exactly. - Yeah. 435 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,454 There's no expectation. No judgment. 436 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,581 No pressure to be perfect. 437 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,833 It's just about connecting. 438 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,293 Mm-hmm. 439 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,937 They're just going about their day, 440 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,647 and you get a chance to change them, you know? 441 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,800 Yeah, well, I am all about changing people's lives. 442 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,969 Angie? Hey. 443 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,679 May I introduce you to Gabi? 444 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,848 Nice to meet you. You're very talented. 445 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,309 Your version of "Estrellita" was gorgeous. 446 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,978 Thank you. Well, I'd better get back to it. 447 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,648 It was so nice meeting you. 448 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,150 And you. 449 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,238 What'd you say to her? 450 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,600 I told her she needed to meet the next Jeff Bezos. 451 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,003 Hey. 452 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,796 You coming to bed? 453 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,883 I actually... I have to review some more of this data. 454 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,596 I'll be in in a minute. 455 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,697 I close my eyes. 456 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,201 Only for a moment. 457 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,745 And the moment's gone. 458 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,957 All my dreams. 459 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,877 Pass before my eyes. 460 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,045 A curios... 461 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,471 You are going to be misunderstood. 462 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,181 And that's okay. 463 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,350 People not comprehending your vision 464 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,894 is a sign that nobody has gone where you're going. 465 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,332 It's also a sign of insanity, but... 466 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,072 Good leaders are right a lot. 467 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,866 These 14 principles of Amazon 468 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,869 are a crucial part of my success. 469 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,122 These core values are the most important thing 470 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,207 I came up with for the company. 471 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,420 Customer obsession, ownership, invent and simplify, 472 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,547 leaders are right, a lot. 473 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,092 Learn and be curious, hire and develop the best, 474 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761 insist on the highest standards, 475 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,471 think big, 476 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,473 bias for action, frugality, 477 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,144 earn trust, dive deep, have a backbone. 478 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,396 Oh, and last one, the hardest one. 479 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,276 Success and scale bring broad responsibility. 480 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,113 Hey. 481 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,991 Thoughts? 482 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,868 It's a look. 483 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,874 And that would be the boys. 484 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:07,130 Okay, we've got bigge issues than Travis' hair. 485 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590 We knew we'd get through 486 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,318 and have to go after the actual giant. 487 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,527 I don't see a way forward without taking New York, 488 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,512 and I know you don't either, TK. 489 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,697 - It's time. - No. Definitely not. 490 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,306 It's New York fucking City, 491 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,201 and the Taxi and Limo Commission is as wired there 492 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,434 as Sinatra was in the '50s. 493 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,685 They roll heavy there. 494 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,687 The mayor loves their votes, 495 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,773 - loves their money. - It's not San Francisco. 496 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,542 Bunch of water bottles isn't going to work there. 497 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,984 Can Austin handle it? 498 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,129 I mean, maybe we need to send in some pro 499 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,048 who can bushwhack the red tape. 500 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,008 Don't serve. No! We have plenty of people in that town, 501 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,784 and she can lead them. 502 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,970 Every time we drop Austin into a city, she delivers. 503 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,664 She's cracking fucking skulls. It's frontier entrepreneurship. 504 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,333 She wrote the playbook. Bill, what do you think? 505 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,001 Myself, I'd load up on personnel. 506 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,212 But if you have this much faith in her... 507 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,898 I do. We wouldn't be winning this war without her. 508 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,383 Well, then she's our boots on the ground. 509 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,260 Good. Moving on. 510 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:56,513 How are we going to compete with the subway, 511 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,723 buses and yellow cab? 512 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,392 Well 513 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,603 let's start with why. 514 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,855 Assuming we can poach the whole cab industry, 515 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,817 that's 700,000 trips a day, average $20 a ride, 516 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,152 that's $14 million daily. 517 00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,613 But that is not the main reason why. 518 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:17,659 The New York City taxicab driver is an indentured servant. 519 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,578 He's forced to work his whole shift 520 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,997 for the benefit of some guy who owns his car, 521 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,999 or he has to mortgage his entire future 522 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,585 to buy some medallion from a loan shark taxi bank 523 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,295 that's worse than a payday lender. 524 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,758 We just have to wake them up to the facts, all right? 525 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,927 If we can message this right, the drivers... 526 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,929 And, by the way, the passengers... 527 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,057 All of New York City is gonna be shouting "Viva la revolution!" 528 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,935 Come on, okay, Well, first of all, 529 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,104 De Blasio is gonna come after us. 530 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856 We're outmanned and overmatched. 531 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,959 Do we need to play some fucking Enya music for you here? 532 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,610 You need to, like, sail away? 533 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,278 Come on. 534 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,280 - Oh, fuck off. - Got to watch. 535 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,949 - You know, it's a valid point. - People are gonna be with us. 536 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,635 Ask any hard-core New Yorker about it, 537 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,328 they'll tell you taxis suck. 538 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,598 They smell. A lot of drivers hide their identity, 539 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,600 pretend their credit card machines don't work, 540 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,834 and they have no respect for the customer, 541 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,754 especially non-white ones who can't even get a damn cab. 542 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,255 It's happened to me. 543 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,983 We are the answer to all this. 544 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,693 We're on the right side of history with this. 545 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,903 If we just show them the way, they'll see it. 546 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,512 Travis is right. 547 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,015 You're right. 548 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,477 Still, New York's fucking hard. 549 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,270 It's Cosa Nostra. 550 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,814 So we just have to fight with that same Mafia mentality. 551 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,908 The Mafia started in Italy 552 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,160 because it stepped in where the state was failing. 553 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,995 We will flood the streets of New York, 554 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,331 send Ubers where taxis won't go. 555 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,171 We raise prices at peak hours when demand is surging 556 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,507 to encourage more drivers to take to the streets. 557 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,552 I make the drivers understand 558 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,721 that it's about supply and demand. 559 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,228 Dynamic pricing is the biggest value proposition 560 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,188 in modern American business. 561 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,403 You know you're on your way up 562 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,324 when they slap a target on your back. 563 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,993 This is my city. 564 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,539 Play by my rules, or I'll bury you. 565 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,684 I will cap the number of Uber drivers on the road 566 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,043 and force you into submission. 567 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,342 You got to get their respect. Never back down from a fight. 568 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,678 And sometimes you gotta play dirty. 569 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,848 Show everyone the long wait times 570 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,809 if De Blasio's cap goes into effect. 571 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,895 And then we weaponize every rider's hand. 572 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,856 Yes, we ask... no, we offer... 573 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,651 Our riders the chance to raise their voices with us, for us. 574 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,236 And they will, 575 00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,714 because they need what we are selling. 576 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,573 And once they unite behind us 577 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,034 we'll take the city. 578 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,175 You're so warm. 579 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,887 Oh, the ritual. 580 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,680 When I lay down... 581 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,767 Here's to Uber being officially in New York City! 582 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,937 Long may we rule! 583 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,234 Hey, thanks for tonight. 584 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,736 Oh, yeah. Any time. 585 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,130 Yeah, next time you're drinking with us. 586 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,448 Not on a school night. 587 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,784 Uh, hey, um, I wanted to say thank you. 588 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,869 Since I started driving for Uber, 589 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,631 I finally, like, squirreled away some money 590 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,122 in my kid's college fund. 591 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,957 Aw. Man, you're welcome. 592 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,460 You have a good night. 593 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,802 Get the fuck out of my city! 594 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,303 Hey, what the...? 595 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,096 Fucking Jesus! Fuck you! 596 00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,476 God! 597 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,775 - Hi. - Hey, you did it! 598 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,278 We did. 599 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,321 - How rough? - Oh, um... 600 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,615 - You know. - Yeah. 601 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,869 Well, remember, you're nobody if you don't make any enemies. 602 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,913 Thank you. 603 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,791 It's nothing. 604 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,835 No, uh 605 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,545 thank you. 606 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,714 The minibar, I... 607 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,382 I know what you did, 608 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,384 and that you were thinking about me. 609 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,237 I just didn't know if you'd have time to make it 610 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,179 to any meetings and, yeah, 611 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,141 I need my lieutenant in tip-top form. 612 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,767 No, I'm good. 613 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,519 And, you know, it wasn't just me. 614 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,746 The whole team was... they were... 615 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,105 It wasn't the team. 616 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,356 It was you. 617 00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:58,875 Hey, Travis. 618 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,772 - Travis, what's up? - Hey, TK, lookin' forward to the big surprise. 619 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,423 TK? 620 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,674 Hey, Travis? 621 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,967 Glad we're under the radar. 622 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,428 Yeah, there's no branding. 623 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,721 No company logos. 624 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,264 I see that. 625 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,766 Where's, uh, Angie? 626 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:17,101 She's sitting this one out. 627 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,022 Fucking New York. 628 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,273 Ten billion. 629 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,028 Let's go grab that drink. You've earned it. 630 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,115 Excuse me. 631 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,617 Well, look who's here. 632 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,458 Kind of like finding a rattlesnake in your boot. 633 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,810 Just don't make any sudden moves. 634 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,461 I'm sure we'll be fine. 635 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,796 Look at them. 636 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,297 You have an angle? 637 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,299 So far, I can't get anyone to talk, 638 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,343 but I'll keep at it. 639 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,304 There's dirt out there, and I've brought a shovel. 640 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,473 - I don't even have to... - No, no, you don't. 641 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,142 It's all on lock. Security measures are in place. 642 00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,311 A strict code of conduct for Uber employees. 643 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,314 Complete social media blackout, wristbands to access events. 644 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,000 Even if they think we're partying, 645 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,144 there'll be no proof, there's no trace. 646 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,089 Bartender. 647 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,113 Yes sir? 648 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,408 Set us up with a Don Julio 70 649 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,828 and, uh, those folks down at the end, 650 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,162 give them a round on me, please. 651 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,664 Classic. 652 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,125 It might buy us some goodwill, but not silence. 653 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,602 I'm telling you, you don't have to worry, man. 654 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,628 We told everyone exactly what to do. 655 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,089 And what not to. 656 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,091 Because you are family and we love you, 657 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,678 we have come up with a set of rules to limit any career... 658 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,805 Limiting... 659 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,366 Limiting... Career-limiting moves. 660 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,183 No CLMs, got it. 661 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,476 Drugs. 662 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,894 Just pot and E? 663 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,521 No drugs. 664 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,189 - In public. - That's for sure. 665 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,167 - Okay. Yeah. Okay. - No sex with other employees. 666 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,068 - Unless two people... - Or more... 667 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:54,741 Yeah, okay. Agree to it. 668 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,200 Use protection. 669 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,995 No lives should begin or end at X to the X. 670 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,305 We're gonna send this out by email? 671 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,348 Yeah, we'd better, so it lands. 672 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,707 But you make a good point. 673 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,560 Keep confidential things confidential. 674 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,186 - Like this email. - Yeah, yeah, like, uh 675 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,730 no rev stats, internal figures. 676 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,839 Yeah, no, nothing with the company name or logo. 677 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,008 No shop talk. And whatever you do, 678 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,177 do not talk to the fucking press, okay? 679 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,345 That's it. Done. Nailed. Send it company-wide. 680 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,222 Company-wide? 681 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,224 No, TK, this will leak. 682 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,578 If I put my faith in anything, it's got to be in my guys. 683 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,371 All right? Just like they put their faith in me. 684 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,373 Now, if I want them to stay quiet about something, 685 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,917 they're going to make Silent Bob look chatty as Tracy Flick. 686 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,461 Send it. Let's go pack for Vegas. 687 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,489 Yeah, I don't think I'll be making this trip. 688 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,158 By email? 689 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,951 You don't... 690 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,121 You know what? 691 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,248 Here's to you taking measures, 692 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,601 whether they fall short or not. 693 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,585 And to our fail safe. 694 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,051 Fuck it, I'm not gonna let a free gin and tonic stop me. 695 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,552 I'm going in. 696 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,262 Hey, Travis? 697 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:02,058 Care to comment on what this event is all about? 698 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,861 Oh, fuck. It's Whetbaker. 699 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,906 Goddamn. Rachel, Jill... 700 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,592 Why do you have such a hard-on for my client? 701 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:21,536 This is an internal company event. 702 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,454 Do they show up and bother you 703 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,373 about your reporting at your paper's 704 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:28,459 Friday all-you-can-eat wings night at Chili's? 705 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,752 Whetstone and Hazelbaker. 706 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,129 You hired a comms team. 707 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,713 We did. 708 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:36,050 All questions go through me or Whetstone. 709 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,136 You got nannies for your Uberettos. 710 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,072 That's a goddamn grown-up move, Travis. 711 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,473 Nothing that happens here is gonna get back to the press. 712 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,016 Unless we want it to. 713 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,769 Tonight, Travis isn't speaking. 714 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:51,357 Instead it's time for a lesson from Prof. Kalanick. 715 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,819 Now, there are fuckers out there that are gonna say we got lucky. 716 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,487 Is that what you think? 717 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,197 No! 718 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,827 All right, because you work your asses off, right? 719 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,954 Yes! 720 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,958 But also check this. You did get lucky. We all did. 721 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,710 Because we found each other. 722 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:14,172 And we get to work at the greatest company on earth. 723 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,756 Yes! 724 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:19,093 A world-changer. A world-mover. 725 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:23,139 A company that believes 726 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,267 in these core values. 727 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,688 Pretty good, right? 728 00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:33,774 Check these out. 729 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,778 Number one: Always be hustling. 730 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,531 Always be hustling. 731 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,326 At Uber, we put in the blood and the sweat 732 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,162 required to get the job done at all times. 733 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,832 We work harder, we work longer, and we work smarter. 734 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,377 Not just two out of the three. We never stop hustling, right? 735 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,255 Number two: 736 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,382 Revolutions are won by true believers. 737 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,761 So be an owner, not a renter. 738 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:05,097 The fully committed, zealous Uberetto 739 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:08,559 owns the work that they do each and every day. 740 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646 Austin. 741 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,273 Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Geidt. 742 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,442 Now, she... 743 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,279 She is the walking embodiment of this core value. 744 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:24,533 Austin paves a path to victory in every city. 745 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,827 Let her hear you! 746 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,417 Now, all these values are important. 747 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:37,046 But for me, there's one that rides high above the rest. 748 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,340 Number 12: 749 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,759 Being super pumped. 750 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:45,930 Being super pumped gives us superpowers. 751 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,598 Taking the biggest problems, 752 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,725 turning them into amazing opportunities 753 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,769 to do great things. 754 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,437 So are we lucky? 755 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,439 Fuck yes, we are! 756 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,901 Because we get to be super pumped 24/7, 757 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,112 three-sixty-motherfucking-five! 758 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,614 Yes! 759 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666 You know, one day... 760 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,269 One day, we're not just gonna be transporting 761 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,044 customers in cars. 762 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,422 We're gonna exist in a place 763 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:24,135 where bits and atoms come together. 764 00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:26,304 I am Uber. 765 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,764 You are Uber. 766 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,475 But we're not just a technology. 767 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,478 We're a technology that moves cities 768 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,480 and their citizens. 769 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:39,233 So I want you to take these core values, 770 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,752 but don't just take 'em to heart. 771 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,337 I want you to fucking inhale them 772 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,613 so they become your oxygen 773 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,325 as we continue to conquer 774 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,410 not just transportation, 775 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,162 but the world! 776 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,415 Whoo! 777 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,000 Yeah! 778 00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,172 All right, now, I want to introduce you 779 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:05,092 to our newest investors and shareholders. 780 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,178 Ladies and gentlemen... 781 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,264 Jay-Z and Beyoncรฉ! 782 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,822 - Hey. - Hey. 783 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,866 I've been thinking about you. 784 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,785 - Yeah, me too. - I can hardly hear you. 785 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,703 Is that Beyoncรฉ? 786 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:33,913 Yes, it is. 787 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,710 Oh, my... okay, um, call me when you're back. 788 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,961 All right. 789 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,721 - I'd say that went well. - From the feedback I've gotten, 790 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,057 everybody seemed to have had a good time. 791 00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,064 Okay, let's do it. 792 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,068 Line item: Cleaning fee. 793 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,539 Line item: Fine for public drinking. 794 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,258 Tech bros gone wild. 795 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,152 Don't knock it. It's gonna buy you a house. 796 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,430 Don't stop Thinking about tomorrow. 797 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:36,225 Gentlemen, just some harmless fun we'll get rid of right away. 798 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,979 It'll be better than before. 799 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,273 Line item: Elevator cleaning and repair. 800 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,108 How's your night going? 801 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,889 Line item: Fine for public nudity. 802 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,868 Guys! Come on! Whoo! 803 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,079 And the medical expenses? 804 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,254 If your life was bad to you. 805 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,549 Just think what tomorrow Will do. 806 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:11,302 Line item: Open bar. Line item: Room damage. 807 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,804 Line item: Payoff. 808 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,603 It'll be better than before. 809 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,982 Yesterday's gone Yesterday's gone. 810 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,818 Line item: Private detective. 811 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,118 Line item... 812 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,830 "Grand theft auto and vehicular damage"? 813 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,459 - Whoo! - Yeah! 814 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,382 Slow it down! 815 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,431 Sign the NDA. Just sign right there. 816 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,101 Alright, thank you sir. 817 00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:03,437 Twenty-five goddamn... 818 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,940 That is a comma and a lot of fucking zeroes. 819 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,691 Yeah, yeah, man, the total is $25 million, 820 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,860 but that does include all room charges, 821 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,946 and the, uh, continental breakfast. 822 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,341 Oh, well, those were really good blueberry muffins, so... 823 00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:17,701 Hey, Bill. 824 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,370 Get some sleep? 825 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,889 Travis, you know I didn't. Not a wink. 826 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,307 And it wasn't because of the music. 827 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,917 - It was all the goddamned music. - Yeah. 828 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,086 Well, they're an exuberant bunch. 829 00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,546 Yeah. 830 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,190 Got to let them off the leash sometimes. 831 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,733 You'll be amazed at the productivity we see 832 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,677 when we they get back to work. 833 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,761 Did they... 834 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,096 From up there? 835 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,549 I didn't think that was possible. 836 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,907 Yeah, but... yeah, yeah. 837 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,785 The launch angle times the velocity... 838 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,328 They're engineers. 839 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,580 Yeah. 840 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,627 Yeah. 841 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:20,931 Hey. 842 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,600 Hey. 843 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,435 I brought you a clean shirt. 844 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,604 I've got to get back and get the kids to school. 845 00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,731 - Mm. - Thank you. 846 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,941 - Would you? - Yeah. Move. 847 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,031 How was it? 848 00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,658 Oh, uh 849 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,577 kind of like Waco. 850 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,971 Thing is, he pulled it off. 851 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,413 But it was a 852 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,974 you know, more like a streak shooter 853 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,292 when he nails a 40-footer to win the game. 854 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,312 You're happy for the W but, you know... 855 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,630 You might be in for a long season. 856 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:56,300 Might could be that Waco turns into Jonestown, yes. 857 00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,303 How are you gonna stop that? 858 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,513 Figure out a way to make sure 859 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,766 that the Flavor Aid and water never meet. 860 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,479 You changed your hair. 861 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,984 I like it. Yeah. 862 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,070 It's, um... it's more hip. 863 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,739 Thanks. 864 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:21,825 Are you okay? 865 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,162 Yeah. 866 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,122 Yeah? 867 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,083 I got a call from Angie. 868 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,712 Why didn't you tell me? I mean 869 00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,340 what happened? 870 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,510 It just ran its course. 871 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,136 I met somebody new. 872 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,298 I think you'd really like her, actually. 873 00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:45,974 Well... 874 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,230 What? 875 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,192 Travis, you can't just dispose of people 876 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,527 in your life like that, 877 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:58,696 especially somebody who stood by you. 878 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,156 Mom, it wasn't like that, okay? 879 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,908 I took care of her. 880 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,678 We're still gonna be in each other's lives. 881 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,702 We're still gonna talk every day. 882 00:45:07,162 --> 00:45:09,039 I did it right. 883 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,548 We were crying in each other's arms. 884 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,885 We just both knew that it was time to 885 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:25,931 set out on our own separate journeys. 886 00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,662 I just can't fucking do it anymore, all right? 887 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:34,481 I want... different. 888 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,084 Different level of commitment? 889 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,194 Different dynamics? Different bodies? 890 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,071 Yeah. All of that. Different. 891 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,742 Just... you know, I wish I didn't, but... 892 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,705 Look, I'm sorry. 893 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,267 Like I said, I wish it didn't. 894 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,756 You can take your time moving out. 895 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,650 I'll stay with Crystal for a few days. 896 00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,092 Oh, I'm moving out? 897 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,361 - Well, yeah. It's my... - No, no, no. 898 00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:04,803 I can't lose the Jam Pad. 899 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,138 It's for work. 900 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,058 It really means that much to you? 901 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,102 Yes. It's where I do all my best thinking. 902 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564 Okay, look, how about this? 903 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,775 I'm gonna set you up in a new apartment, right? 904 00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:20,110 Anywhere you like. You pick. 905 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,872 And I'll buy you out of this place. 906 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,659 Okay. 907 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,462 I guess I was just your seed round. 908 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,309 All right. Get home safe. 909 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,977 I will. 910 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,854 You be good. 911 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,106 Of course. 912 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,001 Don't sweet-talk your mother and say "Of course." 913 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,819 You do it. 914 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,111 All right. 915 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,701 Love you. 916 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,358 Excuse me. Hi. 917 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,860 Could you just tell me, 918 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,379 what made you choose Lyft instead of Uber? 919 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,113 Uh, well, it's so much cheaper, 920 00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:48,115 and the drivers are super-friendly. 921 00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:50,385 All right. Got it. Buddy, I was thinking of becoming a driver. 922 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,202 What do I need to know? 923 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,621 Here, man. We make more money. 924 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,331 And we get tips. 925 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,533 That's something I never got driving for Uber. 926 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,557 Yeah, I'm looking at rider bonuses, 927 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,559 driver appreciation parties. 928 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:19,354 I mean, these motherfuckers, they're stealing all my shit. 929 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,903 Oh, we are going to fucking war. 930 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,822 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 931 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,742 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 932 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,703 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 933 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,372 Breaking the law Breaking the law. 934 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,250 So much for The golden future. 935 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,587 I can't even start 936 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:46,131 I've had every Promise broken 936 00:48:47,305 --> 00:49:47,271 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org67049

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