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You owe me $50,000.
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I don't have the money.
Miltie has the money, man.
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You owe Butchie money!
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And now you got me on your fucking ass!
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- Five months.
- Five months?
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- I can't believe it. I know.
- Wow.
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Now, is it a boy or a girl?
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Judge threw your case out.
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He ruled in favor of "Penthouse."
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They can't actually say that
sluts don't get to decide
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what happens to pictures of their body.
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- What did you do?
- I stole his safe,
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which contained a certain video tape.
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I really don't get why you're so mad.
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It's porn.
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It is not porn, you asshole! Get out!
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Now give me the money.
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You're pretty cocky for a guy
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with a detonator strapped to his chest.
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You, son, are a loser.
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Well, you're a bad person.
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Maybe I am, but what about Pamela?
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What did she do to deserve
what you've done to her?
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Is she a bad person?
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Exactly. Totally, man.
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That's the name of the game.
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The bottom line is, we
got to keep growing.
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And it's so easy to repeat yourself,
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but you can't be afraid of change.
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This album, there's all
kinds of new sounds on there.
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Industrial, techno, alternative.
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But in the end it's still us.
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It's still rock and roll.
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Yeah.
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Basically, what we're trying to say is
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this is '90s Crue.
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What do you say? You want a taste?
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Yeah!
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You're asking me what's in it for him?
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I'm asking what's in it for you?
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Is it the money?
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I'm with Gus because
he sees the real me.
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When he looks at me,
he sees a full person,
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not just a pair of gams to show off
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to the fellas at Macambo.
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I'll take your word for it.
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You don't have to take my word for it.
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You just have to take your coat and hat
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and get the hell out of my house.
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Thank you. That was...
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That was great.
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Oh.
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Thank you. I'm... um,
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is that all you need or...
'cause I actually have been...
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- Yep.
- I can do it a ton of...
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That was perfect.
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Okay. That's great.
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Whoo! Okay.
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Thank you, Curtis. Thanks so much.
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You're welcome. We'll be in touch.
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Okay, great. That's...
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Thank you for your time.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
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I appreciate it.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm sorry.
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It's hard work being pregnant.
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Thank you so much for your time.
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I appreciate it. Bye.
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- Bye.
- Have a great day.
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It was quick.
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I... I think I did well.
I think I did well.
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I have no doubt.
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Oh, and you told them how
much I love the project?
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You know... you know, how
much I connect with the role?
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Multiple times.
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And they know I'll have
the baby weight off?
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I made that abundantly clear.
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Oh, God.
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All right, so what's going
on with the Bond spoof?
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Still trading calls...
they definitely seem interested.
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Mike Myers thought you were great.
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But you know, I can't...
I can't give a yes.
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You know, not until I know about LA.
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Right, let's first have that problem.
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I know. I know.
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On another subject,
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I got another call from "Baywatch."
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Ugh. Rob...
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They're desperate to have you back.
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We hold all the cards.
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We can cut you an incredible deal.
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Listen, you know how I feel.
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I know. Just... giving you options.
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That's my job.
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Listen, I am well aware that "Barb Wire"
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didn't exactly light the world on fire,
but...
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One movie shouldn't
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kill my entire film career.
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You're right.
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One movie should not.
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2.7 million.
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That's how many people are
looking at those pictures.
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Perverts,
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casting directors...
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Friends.
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Well, at least it can't get any worse.
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That's $1,100.
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Um... he'll have the
last three next week.
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I was hoping I could
talk to you for a second.
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Uh-huh.
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I've done, uh...
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I've done eight jobs for you.
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Uh, I... I'd like to
think I did a pretty
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decent job, you know?
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I know we're not square yet, but...
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This work is...
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It's killing me.
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I can't eat.
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I can't sleep.
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I have nightmares.
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I'm not cut out for this.
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I'm not cut out for this, Mr. Peraino.
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It is devouring my soul, and so,
you know, if we could maybe
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work out something else,
I don't know, um...
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Tell you what.
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Give me 10 grand,
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and I'll consider us even.
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10 grand?
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Sounded great, man. Fucking tight.
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Dude, what time we got to be back here?
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6:30.
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- That early?
- To close?
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Hey, guys.
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So listen, slight change of plans.
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- Hey, hello.
- Hey, just talked to Curtis.
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- And?
- He loved you.
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He thought you were amazing,
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but they are going in
a different direction.
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Honey, this is one of the
most coveted roles in town.
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Every major actress was
throwing her hat in this ring.
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Oh, my God.
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- Uh, who got it?
- Kim Basinger.
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Listen to me, there is zero shame
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in losing out to Kim Basinger.
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All right, well, I guess I'm...
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I'm cl... I'm clear
to do the Bond spoof.
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What?
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Oh, fuck!
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- They fucked us over.
- Tommy, wh...
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What are you doing back?
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MTV, the fucking BMA people.
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We were supposed to
close the show and then,
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out of nowhere, this
producer chick's like,
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"Oh, hey, by the way,
we're shuffling things around.
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You're on first." So we're like,
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"We're the opener? Sure, no problem."
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And she's like, "Well, no. Not exactly."
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So we're like, "Okay, what do you mean?"
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And she's like, "Well, fuck you."
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Because it turns out
we're not the opener,
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we're the fucking pre-show.
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Like, as in, before the thing starts.
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They bumped us off the
broadcast for fucking Beck.
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So we're like, "Fuck that.
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We're not some fucking warm-up act."
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So the four of us just
got up and fucking left.
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But at least you don't have
to get dressed tonight.
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Shit, sorry, baby.
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I didn't get the part.
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Huh?
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"L.A. Confidential."
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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Or the stupid Bond spoof.
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- Really?
- No.
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No.
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God, it's... Ugh!
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It's so stupid.
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Oh, and you want to know who I, um...
I lost out to?
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- Who?
- Elizabeth Hurley.
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Who the fuck is Elizabeth Hurley?
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That's what I said.
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- Fuck Mike Myers.
- Yeah, it's not just him.
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It's just... it's everybody.
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It's everybody. It's...
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This tape.
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I'm a walking punchline.
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- It's gonna die down.
- That is just exactly
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what I keep telling myself,
and then every time I do,
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poom, something new comes along.
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Aw, babe.
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Listen to me.
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It has to die down.
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It's fucking everywhere,
in newspapers, magazines, TV.
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There's no place left for it to go.
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Hello?
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Have you seen this shit?
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Nikki? What shit?
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Tommy, would
you fucking plug it in?
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It's in! Is this
white box important?
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- What is this?
- That's the modem.
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Address bar?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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The white line at the top, Tommy.
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No, it's just three Ws, okay?
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It's not "W-W-W."
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It's just three Ws.
Just type it in like that.
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Okay, it's the arrow that
points back like, return.
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Okay. It's loading.
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Hold on.
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Tommy, what are you doing?
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How's it going? Look at you.
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Look at you. Where you going?
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Aw, that's sweet.
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Come on. Hey.
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Aw.
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Ah! I am one lucky camper.
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Whoo! Yes, naked.
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You got it. All right, all right.
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- Ah!
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Yeah, what's up, lover?
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What's up, lover?
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I didn't order any pizza.
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Give me the fucking money, man.
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Not as big as you.
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Not as big as this.
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Hey.
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What the fuck?
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What's up, baby?
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How's it going? Look at you.
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- How is this...
- Look at you.
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Where are you going?
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- Playing...
- Come on.
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On your computer?
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Internet Entertainment Group?
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Internet Entertainment Group?
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We're a technology/entertainment
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company based out of Seattle,
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and I'm down here in the
valley for a few days
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on a little scouting trip.
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- Good for you, Dan.
- Rand.
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Good luck with your brilliant,
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world-changing idea.
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You little fucker.
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I've been doing some digging.
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It's a company out of Seattle.
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They run a bunch of these camgirl sites.
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Club Love is apparently the flagship.
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- Camgirl?
- Yeah.
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It's kind of like an online peep show.
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You pay a subscription
and you watch girls.
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They, you know, disrobe and then they...
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They do things to themselves.
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- Over the computer?
- That's a thing?
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Yeah. It's huge. Big money in it.
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Wait.
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So then why are they
playing our tape for free?
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Can you think of better publicity?
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Don't tell me we're
not suing these guys.
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They're playing our
tape, Pamela, for free.
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Thousands of fucking people...
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- Millions.
- Are sitting there...
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Millions.
265
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,764
- Millions.
- The VHS tape,
266
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,391
that was a flu.
267
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,561
This is a plague.
268
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,772
Happy birthday, Merry Christmas.
269
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,691
Holy shit.
270
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,528
And that's just in the first 24 hours.
271
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,280
Has a video ever racked up
that many views that fast?
272
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,450
Has a video ever racked
up that many views?
273
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,577
I mean, look, everybody has a spike...
274
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,372
- Hey, Seth!
- But look at 10:00 p.m.
275
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,833
This just came.
276
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,337
They're suing us.
277
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,593
They're suing us!
278
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,220
Fuck, yes!
279
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,848
Oh, Valerie.
280
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,309
Is this not the best day ever?
281
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,354
We're being sued, baby! Fuck yeah!
282
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,605
Whoo!
283
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,694
Seth Warshavsky's office.
284
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,571
Yeah, put him on. Put him on now.
285
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,407
Um, may I ask who's calling?
286
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,325
Uh, yeah, you sure can.
287
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,370
You tell him that it
is the rightful owner
288
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,538
of the Pam and Tommy tape,
289
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,999
the person he's fucking stealing from!
290
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,625
Hold please.
291
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,002
Okay.
292
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,847
I'm sorry, Mr. Warshavsky's
293
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,182
away from his desk at the moment.
294
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,058
That is fucking bullshit!
Just put him on.
295
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,685
Could I take a message?
296
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,729
You know what? Yes.
You can take a message.
297
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,147
Here's the message. You tell him
298
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:26,053
that Rand Gauthier,
R-A-N-D G-A-U-T-H-I-E-R,
299
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,196
is gonna come up there to Seattle
300
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,531
and I'm gonna pop his fucking head off
301
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,742
like a fucking dandelion!
302
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,743
You got that?
303
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,995
"Rand Gauthier is gonna come up
304
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,538
"there to Seattle right fucking now
305
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,708
and pop his head off like
a fucking dandelion."
306
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,336
Yes, exactly.
307
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,796
Also, go fuck yourself.
308
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,733
Fuck.
309
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,325
Hmm.
310
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,161
Welcome. Hmm.
311
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,830
What can Charmaine do for you?
312
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,624
I come seeking answers.
313
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,918
And what is the question?
314
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,254
I'll tell you the question.
315
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,172
The question is why?
316
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,924
Why does bad stuff keep happening to me
317
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,426
when good stuff is supposed
to be happening to me?
318
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,804
Karma is supposed to be on my side,
319
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,098
but it is not.
320
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560
Well, why don't we take a look.
321
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,603
Please.
322
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,404
The Wheel of Fortune
323
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,282
is moving in the wrong direction.
324
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,409
Yeah, I know. Why?
325
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,248
The Star, eh,
326
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,624
you've hurt this person.
327
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,253
The star?
328
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,715
Naked woman by the water,
329
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,926
some sort of beach...
330
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,476
Oh, my God.
331
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,354
This is a joke!
332
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,733
What now?
333
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,444
- They denied our injunction.
- The judge.
334
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,404
He's arguing it's media.
335
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,072
So long as they're not
charging people to watch it,
336
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,324
it's considered commentary,
337
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,200
and thus protected by
the first amendment.
338
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,119
Yeah. Well, how the fuck
339
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,912
is a porno website media?
340
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,081
"Electronic media," he's calling it.
341
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,833
Anything on the World Wide Web.
342
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,544
- That's insane.
- I agree with you, Tommy,
343
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,671
which is why we're going to appeal.
344
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,258
How long will that take?
345
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,510
The appeal process?
346
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,137
That depends.
347
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,139
Days?
348
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,143
Nope. Not days.
349
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,283
Oh, I love you so much.
350
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,535
It's so nice.
351
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,662
- Yeah!
- Mm.
352
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,414
I'm dying to break it.
353
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,792
Don't break it.
354
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,012
Hey, happy birthday, huh?
355
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,473
I want it. I wanna eat it.
356
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,562
Here they come!
357
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,531
Pam! Pamela!
358
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,324
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
359
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,869
It's me! It's Rand, the carpenter!
360
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,163
I'm sorry!
361
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,916
I'm Rand, and I'm so sorry!
362
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,887
What do you think it's about?
363
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,056
No clue. He wouldn't say.
364
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,059
Sorry for the short notice.
365
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,561
What's up?
366
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,939
Well, there's someone here
who'd like to speak with you.
367
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,027
Who the fuck are you?
368
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:43,430
To start off, I'd like to say thank you.
369
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,246
- For?
- The injunction.
370
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,832
Thanks to your effort to block me,
371
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,877
we now know it's actually
legal to stream the tape.
372
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,422
What do you want?
373
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,132
- What do I want?
- Yeah, what do you want?
374
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,717
I... I want to make you an offer.
375
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,177
- An offer?
- Yeah.
376
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,303
I want to buy the rights to the tape.
377
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,680
Go fuck yourself, dude.
378
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,349
Fucking offer. You want a fucking offer?
379
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,768
You want your fucking offer?
380
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,019
- Huh?
- Tommy, Tommy.
381
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,270
You'll never fucking
get anything from me,
382
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,521
ever fucking ever!
383
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,857
You fucking... Go fuck yourself.
384
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,192
Fucking offer.
385
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,818
You already have the rights.
386
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,154
No, I-I have the right
to stream it for free.
387
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,363
I want to stream it for profit.
388
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,698
Go fuck yourself.
389
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,658
- You fucking...
- Just... just so he knows,
390
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:29,634
I go fuck myself and your tape
will spread all over the web.
391
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,374
Hundreds of websites will post it.
392
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,336
I mean, you think a lot of
people have seen it now?
393
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,462
You ain't seen nothing yet.
394
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,630
And if you had the rights?
395
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,964
I buy the online rights,
396
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,216
and I start charging to watch.
397
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,467
It'd be illegal for anybody else
398
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,927
to stream it, free or otherwise.
399
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,387
They'd be violating my
constitutional right
400
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,556
to make a profit off of something I own.
401
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,308
The chain of title
would grant him the right
402
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,602
to take down the unauthorized copies.
403
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,562
Exactly.
I could put it behind a paywall,
404
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,648
slap a nice little watermark on there...
405
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,816
"Property of Internet
Entertainment Group.
406
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,401
All rights reserved."
407
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,445
A lot of people will know about it, yes,
408
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,698
but very few will have actually seen it.
409
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,160
Probably on the order of 95% less,
410
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,496
because that's the kind
of drop off that you see
411
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,249
when you charge for content
versus give it away free.
412
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,752
So in summary, you can,
A, do nothing, and...
413
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,421
And watch your tape spread like
the plague all over the world.
414
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,507
Or B, sell me the rights.
415
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,259
It would be controlled and contained
416
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,844
with far fewer people
ever actually laying
417
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,931
their, uh, pervy little eyes on it.
418
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,767
So, what's it gonna be?
419
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,272
Door A or door B?
420
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,277
Door go fuck yourself.
421
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,154
Okay.
422
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,322
There it is.
423
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,868
On the off chance you change your mind,
424
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:53,711
that's a contract
and... that's an offer.
425
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,792
Later, asshole.
426
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299
Uh, personally,
I think you ought to consider.
427
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,342
Sandy, that dude's
fucking blackmailing us.
428
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,510
Technically, it's not blackmail.
429
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,012
What the fuck, dude?
430
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,805
What he said, it makes sense.
431
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,432
It's our fucking love on that tape.
432
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,768
- We're not selling it.
- But I just
433
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,312
want this to be over.
434
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,314
Listen, we could contain the tape,
435
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,523
and you'll still have some compensation
436
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,524
for the hell that you've been through.
437
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,484
Compensation.
438
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,531
We're not making money off of this.
439
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,866
Not ever.
440
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,452
All right,
then we're just back to square one.
441
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,203
- Give it to him.
- What?
442
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,914
Grant him the rights for free.
443
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,914
What, are you fucking kidding me?
444
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:36,916
No, I'm not kidding.
445
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:37,916
He doesn't get to buy me.
446
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,126
- Yes.
- Oh, okay.
447
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,544
So then what? He gets
you for fucking free?
448
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,879
He can have it. I'm done.
449
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,339
Pamela, if we hand him the rights,
450
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,632
they're gonna think
we're in on it anyway!
451
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,800
I don't give a shit what people think.
452
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,302
But I'm not making a deal
453
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,512
with that fucking piece of
shit on principle alone!
454
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,225
Do you understand what
this is doing to me?
455
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,561
Yeah, I'm on that tape too.
456
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,104
No, not like me you're not.
457
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,607
You keep saying that,
and that's fucking bullshit.
458
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,318
Okay. I'm gonna leave you two.
459
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,528
Have some privacy to
discuss this alone, okay?
460
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,989
Can I do it without him?
461
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,910
- What?
- Yeah, can I do it alone?
462
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,871
You both need to sign.
463
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,003
Can't believe you'd fucking do that.
464
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,423
Oh, I can't believe you're my husband.
465
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,925
Happy birthday, huh?
466
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,219
I want it. I wanna eat it.
467
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,388
Mm.
468
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,766
- I love you.
- What's next?
469
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,101
- What's next?
- This is my favorite.
470
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,937
- Look at him.
- Ooh-ooh!
471
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,194
- Ooh!
- I love you, baby.
472
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,196
Careful of the cake.
473
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,490
You're gonna fall in the cake.
474
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,576
Billy, you're drunk and I'm
not one of your clients.
475
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,869
Just... just sell me...
476
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,621
Why is she still with him?
477
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,415
I have no idea.
478
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,919
Five minutes.
479
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,087
That's all I ask, okay?
480
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,922
Just... just five minutes of your time.
481
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,549
- Jesus Christ.
- Please,
482
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,175
the... there are some
things I need to say.
483
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,635
- Rand...
- Two minutes.
484
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,303
Just two lousy minutes.
You'll never see me
485
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,722
at this door ever again, okay?
486
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,724
- Oh, my God.
- Don't do it.
487
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,309
Do not do it.
488
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,607
Go.
489
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,155
I, uh...
490
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,574
I came here to make amends.
491
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,284
I'm sorry for being
such a pain in the ass
492
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,786
to you all these years.
493
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,706
I know it's over between us.
494
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,292
I've just had a hard time letting go.
495
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,211
Obviously, you were the best
thing that ever happened to me,
496
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,838
and unfortunately, I
was not the best thing
497
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,716
that ever happened to you, which,
498
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,801
you know, that sucks.
499
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,722
It fucking... It big time sucks ass.
500
00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,934
But... you know, that's okay.
501
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,024
This will be the last
time we ever speak.
502
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,484
- You will never see me again.
- Okay.
503
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,194
You don't have to go that far.
504
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,278
- Really?
- No, I mean,
505
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,863
we should definitely drift apart,
506
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:16,408
but we could have contact
every now and then.
507
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,826
Catch up over coffee.
508
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,745
Like, a few times a year?
509
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,039
Yeah, that would be okay.
510
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,832
- Three or four, maybe?
- Two or three.
511
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,336
Two.
512
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,838
Every six months.
513
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,090
Not bad.
514
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,759
You okay?
515
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,808
Things have not been
very good for me lately.
516
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,142
- I know.
- It's my own
517
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,602
damn fault though.
518
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,938
I unleashed forces of
chaos into this world.
519
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,397
I'm an agent of chaos.
520
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,399
You are not an agent of chaos.
521
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,276
- No, I am.
- You're a good person
522
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,695
who's done some really stupid things.
523
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,281
Evil things, evil stuff.
524
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,075
Like steal someone's very private tape
525
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,576
and release it into the world.
526
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,703
You had your reasons, Rand.
He fucked you over.
527
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,539
What did she ever do to me?
528
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,170
Oh man, I feel terrible for women.
529
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,588
They got to deal with us.
530
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,633
Yeah.
531
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,803
You are not the greatest gender.
532
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,689
It's my dick on that tape too
533
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,233
just the same as her pussy.
534
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,285
Can I help you?
535
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,911
Congrats, man.
536
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,079
On what?
537
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,582
That fucking fire hose.
538
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,960
Ooh!
539
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,754
Doo, doo!
540
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,299
That's really funny, dude.
541
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:58,302
Hey, dude. That's really funny, man.
542
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,054
Yeah, yeah... I'm a
real fucking lucky dog!
543
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:04,141
Do not complement me
on my dick, you fuck!
544
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,392
Okay, chill, chill.
545
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,395
- I'm sorry, bro.
- Tommy, chill!
546
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,779
The fuck you looking at?
547
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,288
The whole fucking world
looking at my dick.
548
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,211
But, dude,
549
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,880
you love showing your dick.
550
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,049
Albuquerque Civic Center
"Shout at the Devil" tour,
551
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,926
it was out the whole fucking drum solo.
552
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,969
That was consensual.
553
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,221
I chose to wag it.
554
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,890
I don't know, man.
555
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,099
There's worse things
than the whole world
556
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,517
knowing you got a monster hog.
557
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,529
Hey, babe.
558
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,578
What are you doing?
559
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,624
I need to get out of LA.
560
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,586
Where are you going?
561
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,047
Home.
562
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,508
Ladysmith?
563
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:23,762
Please, I just...
564
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,306
I need some time.
565
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,976
I need some time away.
566
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,936
From me.
567
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,451
We're so good together, Pamela.
568
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,371
It's the world that's fucked.
569
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,708
- Baby...
- No.
570
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,668
Don't. Stop.
571
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,046
Don't.
572
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,426
Oh, God.
573
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,409
You know what? Hey, let's run away.
574
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,411
Huh? You and me?
575
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,455
Just the two of us,
like in the beginning, remember?
576
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,583
Remember how good it was
when it was just you and me?
577
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,587
Let's run away, baby. Come on.
578
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,507
Let's do it. Let's run away.
579
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,010
Please. Come on, baby.
580
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,013
Where would we go?
581
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,517
Heaven.
582
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,731
Oh! Shit!
583
00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:58,940
Think I got one.
584
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,233
I got a good one!
585
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,069
It's a good one! Come on.
586
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,904
Ugh! Ah!
587
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,614
Yay!
588
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,449
- Whoo!
- You got me.
589
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,117
Lake Mead!
590
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,911
Come on, baby.
591
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,537
Hey! No cameras.
592
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,918
This is just what we needed, baby.
593
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,088
- You know?
- Oh my God, so.
594
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,714
I love you!
595
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,309
Tommy.
596
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,562
- What?
- Come on.
597
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,356
You're falling asleep.
598
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,857
No, I... I'm fine.
599
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,192
No, baby, you're exhausted.
600
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,652
Come on, let's stop.
601
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,903
It's dangerous, all right?
602
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,988
We'll finish the drive in the morning.
603
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,699
Okay?
604
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,995
I'm fine, but yeah, okay.
605
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,625
- You're so wrong.
- I'm not.
606
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,418
Tommy, come on.
607
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,839
Hi. Your finest room please.
608
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,507
Baby...
609
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,885
- Yeah, it's good.
- Hey.
610
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,929
Holy shit, dude,
is that Pam Anderson?
611
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,222
Fuck.
612
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,932
Thanks.
613
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,853
- Yo, you the man, Tommy.
- Love you, Pamela.
614
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,437
Oh, my God, it's Tommy Lee.
615
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,897
Fuck.
616
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,952
Yeah, sounds good. Thanks, bro.
617
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,873
- Ow.
- What the hell?
618
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,499
Stay the fuck back!
619
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,756
You hurt my arm.
620
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,342
I'm sorry.
621
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:52,137
Gee, that was sincere.
622
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,778
Beary bear.
623
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,573
I have him. He's in the bag.
624
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,116
I want him now.
625
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,951
I'll give you Beary
Bear in the room, okay?
626
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,912
Okay, Dada.
627
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,675
- What?
- Good evening, Mr. Lee.
628
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:12,759
- This is...
- Did you not see
629
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,261
the fucking "Do Not Disturb" sign?
630
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,638
Apologies,
this is a welcome gift from the manager.
631
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,723
Jesus.
632
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,977
If you work at a hotel and you see a
"Do Not Disturb" sign,
633
00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,311
would you still walk in?
634
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,189
Please stop. You're so loud.
635
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,567
- What?
- I'd just like five minutes
636
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,320
without any drama.
Would that be possible?
637
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,197
Baby, I'm not the one
that ignored the sign.
638
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,825
You are the one that
flipped out over it.
639
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,080
- I'm sorry.
- Ugh, God.
640
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,832
You're sorry a lot, Tommy.
641
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,334
Would you rather I not be?
642
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,089
I'd rather you not do the
thing requiring the sorry.
643
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,596
Ugh.
644
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,725
Ugh, can you turn up the air?
645
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,020
I'm boiling.
646
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,944
8, 8 1/2.
647
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,321
Damn.
648
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,905
Not that I measured.
649
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,907
I mean, aye, if the
music doesn't work out,
650
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,367
you could always be a porn star.
651
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:23,163
Aw, yeah, bro. Just
fucking, you know, uh,
652
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:26,958
Vivid Video presents Tommy Lee,
"Kickstart My Hard On."
653
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,462
- "Doctor Fuck Good."
- Yeah.
654
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,839
Yeah, you thought he pounded
the skins on the drums,
655
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,341
but then just fucking...
656
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,218
That's fucking...
657
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,971
What's up, babe?
658
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,144
Pamela.
659
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,355
Babe.
660
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,774
Babe!
661
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:59,199
What the fuck are you looking at?
662
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,959
Pamela!
663
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,550
Pamela!
664
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,411
I don't know.
665
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,663
Well, where the fuck is it?
666
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:32,542
Your wife, she took it.
667
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,335
When?
668
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,545
A while ago.
669
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,188
Can I borrow your bike?
670
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,190
It would be an honor.
671
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,774
Cool.
672
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:09,871
You may kiss the bride.
673
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,798
I'm sorry.
674
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,478
I know I can be a real
asshole sometimes,
675
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,148
but I'm just...
676
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:23,820
I'm gonna... try to do better.
677
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,199
No, fuck that.
678
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,205
I am gonna do better.
679
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,627
You deserve everything, baby.
680
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,090
Sign it.
681
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,303
Pamela.
682
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,973
Sign it.
683
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:58,516
This is our private,
stolen fucking life.
684
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,358
- I don't care.
- You don't care?
685
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,902
You're gonna let that
guy just fucking...
686
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,572
Sign it, Tommy.
687
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,198
Now.
688
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,916
What if I don't?
689
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,463
What if I don't?
690
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:26,382
What happens?
691
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,469
What happens if I don't sign it?
692
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,566
Just say something, please.
693
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,825
Just say something, Pamela, please.
694
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,744
Just anything.
695
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,332
Say something.
696
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:02,752
Fucking say something!
697
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,299
Fuck!
698
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,343
Goddamn it!
699
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,387
Say something!
700
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,956
That good? You happy?
701
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,554
It's over.
702
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,852
What's over?
703
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,618
What do you think?
704
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:18,995
It's good.
705
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,456
- Then what's the matter?
- The image quality.
706
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:25,376
Yeah, it'd be great
to have a better copy.
707
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,653
Hi there.
708
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:53,780
Hi.
709
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:56,657
Would you like a picture?
710
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,827
No.
711
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,832
I'm sorry for all the
pain and hurt I've caused.
712
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,128
I just hope you could find it
in your heart to forgive me.
713
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,063
Rand! Hello.
714
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:29,899
I'm very sorry that I
missed your call, man.
715
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,360
What the fuck?
716
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,903
Wait, have we met?
717
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,696
You look so familiar.
718
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:38,324
What are you doing here?
719
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:41,118
Um, well, as apparently, you know,
720
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,620
I'm the one streaming the tape,
721
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,330
but I'm doing it off a
third generation dub,
722
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,998
you know, which is fine for a freebie,
723
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,166
but I'd like to start charging,
724
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,252
so I would love to get the original.
725
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,047
Fuck off.
726
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,301
- I'm willing to pay.
- It's not for sale.
727
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,220
And why is that?
728
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,722
It's because I had a moral epiphany.
729
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,182
A moral epiphany?
730
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,476
I realized that what I did was wrong
731
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,104
and as such,
my conscience will not allow me...
732
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,313
$10,000.
733
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,857
How much?
734
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,902
Pay off Butchie.
735
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,571
Clear your debt.
736
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,033
Get a decent place to live.
737
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,553
Oh, where are you...
738
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,735
Yeah, you're doing great.
739
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:58,571
The baby's almost out, okay?
740
00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,406
The baby's almost out.
741
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,991
Last push, let's have a baby.
742
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,701
The baby's coming!
743
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,244
There we go.
744
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,954
Baby, look!
745
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,789
My baby.
746
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,628
Look into the camera, baby.
747
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,879
Baby, look into the camera.
748
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,131
Just smile for me, baby.
749
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,674
Baby.
750
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,844
This is crazy.
751
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:03,302
"Dear Erica, in
this bag is $10,000."
752
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,429
"I'm giving it to you to
cover the Europe phone calls
753
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,723
"and also our divorce.
754
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,475
"If anything is
leftover, please spend it
755
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,937
"on something happy and
fun for you and Danielle.
756
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:17,066
Yours in karma, Rand."
757
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:24,338
_
758
00:48:25,238 --> 00:48:27,240
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759
00:48:27,265 --> 00:48:29,435
_
760
00:48:29,694 --> 00:48:32,044
_
761
00:48:32,069 --> 00:48:34,006
_
762
00:48:34,991 --> 00:48:37,317
_
763
00:48:37,342 --> 00:48:39,443
_
764
00:48:39,506 --> 00:48:41,818
_
765
00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:46,543
_
766
00:48:48,881 --> 00:48:50,934
_
767
00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:53,322
_
768
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,709
_
769
00:48:56,409 --> 00:49:00,037
_
770
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:03,691
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771
00:49:03,795 --> 00:49:06,644
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772
00:49:06,669 --> 00:49:09,373
_
773
00:49:09,553 --> 00:49:13,803
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