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[intense music]
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Provided by explosiveskull
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[Woman] Got
another Christmas card.
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[Man] Hmm.
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I missed you.
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Yeah, you missed the money.
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Aww, a little bit of both.
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Don't you want me?
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I want you
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to take a fucking shower.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey.
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I said go fucking take a shower,
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I didn't say go answer
the fucking door.
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Go on. Faith. Get up and
take a fucking shower.
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[doorbell rings]
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A little fucking late
to come to the fucking door.
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Huh?
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Don't come to my fucking door.
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What the fuck?
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[gunshot]
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[echoed ring]
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[intense music]
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[T.V. Host] Breaking
news just in,
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about the highly anticipated
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biopic "Laughter in the Dark",
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featuring the tragic death of
the beloved comedian Ray Kelly.
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Joe Johnson has been set to
star in the film this Autumn.
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And of course Ray
Kelly is the winner
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of multiple Perrier
comedy awards.
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And has made many film
appearances himself.
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Joe Johnson's manager and
agent, husband and wife team,
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say that they are thrilled
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that Joe's been cast in a movie,
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and they think
that he will astound
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audiences with his...
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[upbeat music]
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[laughter]
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[grunts]
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[audience cheers]
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How's that again?
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[audience cheers]
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[mumbled chatting]
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[upbeat music]
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[mumbled chatting]
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[audience cheering]
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And please, come and see me
in the Ray Kelly movie.
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They go Yawwww.
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[mocking a yawn]
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[audience cheers]
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat music, applause]
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Honk! Honk!
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[grunts]
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[applause]
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This Ray Kelly movie
is going to be epic
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[upbeat music]
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[audience cheers]
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[Woman] It is one of
London's most notorious
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unsolved murders,
and are you recording?
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Uh, yes.
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Great.
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Ray and his wife were found
murdered in their home
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seemingly without motive.
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Catherine, Catherine,
we need more face!
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But this film will
focus on his life
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and how he evolved
his stand up comedy.
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[Interviewer] Uh Joe sorry,
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- Uh, Joe?
- [Joe] Yes Goldilocks?
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Is there anything
you'd like to say?
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I feel very honored,
and privileged,
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excited about playing the
greatest comic that ever lived.
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I just hope the film isn't shit.
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[Interviewer]
Well can you act?
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[Joe] Good one!
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[Security] Oh I'm sorry.
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No, Joe, Joe?
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[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen
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please welcome Joe Johnson.
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[audience cheering]
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Thank you very much
ladies and gentlemen
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and please come and see
me in the Ray Kelly movie,
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it's going to be epic.
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[audience cheering]
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[Audience Member] Knock,
knock!
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Knock, knock!
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[audience laughs quietly]
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A bit late for a
Heckle my friend.
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[audience laughs]
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Was it a knock, knock joke?
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Is that what you're doing?
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[laughs]
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You know, I mean, these gags
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I've thought long
and hard about.
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[audience laughing]
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All I'm saying is
it better be good.
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Oh.
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Who's there?
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Knock, knock.
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[audience cheers]
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All right.
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This is going to be exciting.
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You know what the difference
is between you and me?
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It's that you paid what?
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15, 20 pounds to come and
see me performing tonight.
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Where as I only paid
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1 pound,
50 to fuck your mom last night
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and she was shit.
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[audience laughs]
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My mother is dead.
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Well that explains why
she wouldn't get on top.
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[audience laughs]
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Fuck me, was she dry.
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[audience laughs]
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It was like sharpening
a bloody pencil.
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Hey they love us!
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We could be a double act.
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What do you say?
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I think you need to
look up the definition
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of Heckling, you're not
holding your end up.
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Seriously?
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You thought you could
come here to Heckle me?
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[laughs]
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You heckle me?
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At my show!
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This is my show!
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I own this fucking stage, bitch!
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And I own you!
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I own you!
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You're afraid.
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I am?
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Late at night
you know you are!
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In your bones.
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[Joe laughs]
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This guy!
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Where are you from my friend?
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Hell.
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[audience laughs]
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Oh.
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[laughs]
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Scary.
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[crowd laughs]
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Are you the boogie man?
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Much worse.
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You got a name,
Creep heckler guy?
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You don't wanna know.
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[suspenseful music]
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Well this has been interesting
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I wish you all the best with
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your career as a serial killer.
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[audience laughs]
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Thank you very much.
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Goodnight!
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[audience cheering]
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[soft suspenseful music]
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[breathing deeply]
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Boo!
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[laughing]
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Tag's easier, right?
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[laughing]
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Uh, I can't believe this.
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Making me work
on my day off,
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'I don't wanna find it', oh.
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It's impossible to find
anything in this...
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Look at this,
what have they done?
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Is that it?
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That's not it,
what's it doing here?
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I hope they haven't been
cleaning their tools here,
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this is it though.
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[dramatic music]
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What do you want?
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You are in the wrong place man,
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can't you see I'm busy?
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You deaf or something?
What's the matter with you?
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The toilets are down
to the right okay?
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Wardrobe, makeup, everything.
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Now on you go, bye then.
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What's that silly
mask you've got?
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You look like Rudolph
the red nose reindeer.
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It's all right mate, it's okay.
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Where is Joe?
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Joe? What do you want Joe for?
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He's got no time for you or me.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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Help somebody! Help me!
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[screaming]
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[squealing]
[stabbing]
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[suspenseful music]
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Oh, like attracts
like doesn't it?
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Thanks.
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I propose a toast, Joe.
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To my good friend...
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To your outrageous success
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in landing this
role of Ray Kelly.
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We all know
that you're the one
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who wanted to be
the famous comedian.
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Catherine!
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Evelyn. You didn't make
eye contact, darling.
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A toast without eye
contact doesn't count.
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Oh okay.
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[glass clinks]
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Oh, my friend has a place
in the country, she's away.
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We can all go.
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Yeah we could do
like a Halloween party.
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[Catherine] Oh my God!
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Yes! I love this idea.
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[laughs]
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What if we make it a
fancy dress theme, 80's?
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Oh no. No.
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David, you can
dust off your shell serve,
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when did you have it last out?
Last week?
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No, no, no,
Lucie's coming to stay Joe.
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Why not? You said
she's a big fan of mine.
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It'd be a big surprise.
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We should leave our
phones and iPads at home.
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Make it a real break.
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We should make a rule.
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If it wasn't there in the 80's,
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then it shouldn't be there.
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Ahh, mobile phones come
out in 1983 darling.
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Well this party is set in 82.
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Oh we should get a VCR player.
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[Waitress] You are in
that Ray Kelly movie.
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Yes I am.
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[Waitress laughs]
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Ray Kelly used to come
in here all the time.
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- No, really?
- Yeah!
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What was he like?
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He was very different
to uh, what you saw on TV.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Excuse me, we're closing now.
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Yeah,
I'm not done reading my article.
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I'm sorry, it's eleven sir
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And what happens if I stay?
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You can't.
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Shh.
Just shut the fuck up. Okay.
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You be a good girl,
and shut the fuck up.
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Okay, I'm going to fucking
leave when I'm ready.
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Okay, I'm a fucking customer.
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You see me pay!
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Huh?
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Holy fuck toots.
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You've got a fucking
pair of eyes on you.
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Huh. You've got a boyfriend?
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Huh?
Speak, speak, just don't speak.
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Just stay like that.
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And get the fuck outta here.
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Skedaddle, toot a loo,
Jesus fucking Christ.
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I'm a fucking customer, okay?
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Fuck.
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Oh,
I'm sure it was just a one off.
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Hmm. Yeah right.
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Anyway.
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So. How did you two meet?
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Oh ah. Evelyn came
and watched me perform,
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and shamelessly seduced
me in the bar afterwards.
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It was that simple.
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It always is.
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I'm an actress.
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They always are.
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Darling.
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Fuck sake. I'm not drunk.
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So when Joe and I were together.
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Really?
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I didn't know.
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Yeah.
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Come on darling.
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Don't darling me.
Get the fuck off.
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[grunts]
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[bangs table]
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[glass shatters]
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David!
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Back off, will you!
275
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,889
I'm gonna call an Uber.
276
00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:24,430
It's one of those killer clowns.
277
00:11:24,472 --> 00:11:25,263
[laughing]
278
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:26,638
Hey! Is that Joe Johnson?
279
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,513
[laughing]
280
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:29,847
That's funny.
281
00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:45,388
[crickets]
282
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,763
[Man over phone] Hello Joe.
283
00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,430
[Joe] Who is this?
284
00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,388
How did you get this number?
285
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:53,763
Don't quite remember.
286
00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:55,055
What do you want?
287
00:11:55,097 --> 00:11:56,430
After humiliating
me last night,
288
00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:59,055
I've realized that I
can make destroying
289
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:01,305
you my life's mission.
290
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:06,138
This is crazy. You don't
know me. I'm a total stranger.
291
00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:08,388
You're every person
that ever treated me
292
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:11,013
like a piece of shit.
293
00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:13,180
And I'm not a piece of shit.
294
00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:15,096
We'll meet in time.
295
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:16,763
Excuse me?
296
00:12:16,805 --> 00:12:18,721
Just know the
spotlights on you now.
297
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:21,721
And this heckle will never,
ever stop.
298
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:24,680
I'll take you to hell.
And heckle you there too.
299
00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:27,096
Dangerous profession of yours.
300
00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:30,305
After all, look what
happened to Ray Kelly.
301
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,972
[door slams]
302
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,930
[phone dials]
303
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:05,055
[phone rings]
304
00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:08,806
Hi.
305
00:13:08,848 --> 00:13:10,555
Mum. Is Brianie there?
306
00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:12,764
Yes! Is everything okay?
307
00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:14,180
Fine.
308
00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:15,097
Brianie?
309
00:13:15,555 --> 00:13:16,764
I'm not sure where she is.
310
00:13:16,806 --> 00:13:19,138
But she shouldn't be far.
311
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,055
Brianie?
312
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,097
Well she's not in her room.
313
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,555
That's strange. Brianie?
314
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:35,305
Is she in the living room?
315
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:36,597
She's not in here.
316
00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:39,138
I'll go check.
317
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,055
Brianie?
318
00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:41,888
Mum?
319
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,263
No, it's okay, I just.
320
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:44,764
Brianie!
321
00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:45,764
Brianie?
322
00:13:45,806 --> 00:13:47,096
[suspenseful music]
323
00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:47,888
Mum?
324
00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:51,846
No she's not in here.
325
00:13:51,888 --> 00:13:54,096
Is she in the front room?
326
00:13:54,138 --> 00:13:55,972
I'll go check.
327
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,555
Brianie?
328
00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:58,513
Mum?
329
00:13:58,555 --> 00:13:59,972
Yes I'm just.
330
00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,138
Brianie?
331
00:14:04,972 --> 00:14:07,430
[footsteps]
332
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:13,888
Mum?
333
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,222
She's out in the garden.
334
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:20,930
[knocking on glass]
335
00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:24,263
[whispers] Your dad.
336
00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:27,597
[sighs]
337
00:14:31,263 --> 00:14:34,388
[Joe] So I'm going to be
going away for a couple of days.
338
00:14:35,263 --> 00:14:36,638
Where are you going?
339
00:14:37,638 --> 00:14:39,096
I'm just going to
see some friends.
340
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:41,430
You're going to stay
here with Grandma.
341
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,555
Made you a picture!
342
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:48,055
Oh, thank you.
343
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,597
Oh. [giggles]
344
00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:54,430
Thanks.
345
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:04,221
He'd be proud
you're making a movie.
346
00:15:04,263 --> 00:15:05,138
Yeah.
347
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,513
Just drive carefully.
348
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:13,430
Okay.
349
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,722
Now, I'll see you Monday.
350
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:16,722
Yeah?
351
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:19,513
She'd like to see more
of her Dad, you know.
352
00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:22,221
Well you're always
on tour somewhere.
353
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:23,180
[tense music]
354
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,639
Just be there for her.
355
00:15:24,681 --> 00:15:26,555
But when you get back
356
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,555
take her to the zoo.
357
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,723
Anything.
358
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,846
She said you never
took her to the zoo.
359
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:34,805
All right
360
00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:37,346
Now what child hasn't
had that experience?
361
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,013
Mum,
I'll take her to the zoo, okay?
362
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:40,388
Her mother never sees her.
363
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:41,971
Laura,
she's just a bit you know.
364
00:15:42,013 --> 00:15:43,888
She's working through stuff.
365
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:49,597
Love Brianie as
much as she loves you.
366
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:52,138
How can you say that?
She means everything to me.
367
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,471
I see you
with all these girls
368
00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:57,555
in the papers. Always at parties
369
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,222
Please. Grow up.
370
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,388
If only for Brianie's sake.
371
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,555
You're her hero.
372
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,346
Be one.
373
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,556
I've been sober
for three months.
374
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,097
Sorry, but if I don't say it,
who will?
375
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:27,722
[phone rings]
376
00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:31,513
[phone vibrates]
377
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,930
Hello?
378
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:34,680
Hello.
Is that Mrs. Johnson?
379
00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:35,763
Yes.
380
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,388
Have you recently been
involved in a car accident?
381
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,763
Not right now.
382
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,763
[suspenseful music]
383
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,263
[Joe screams]
384
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,180
God.
385
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,763
Sorry.
I didn't mean to make you jump.
386
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:59,096
It's just the others
are going to be waiting.
387
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:01,514
Joe.
Luke and Lucie are on the train,
388
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,388
and if we're not there.
389
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,639
I heard you.
390
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,514
- Okay.
- Okay.
391
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:07,347
- Okay.
- Okay.
392
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,763
Good boy.
393
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:19,263
[intense music]
394
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:31,598
[honking]
395
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,972
[car honks]
396
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,472
[car engine roars]
397
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:58,846
[mumbled chatting]
398
00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:01,305
[footsteps]
399
00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,514
Come on. Come on!
400
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,096
All right.
401
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,263
What is this whole thing
about, you know,
402
00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:11,221
Christmas decorations up
before Halloween's even ended.
403
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,388
I mean, what is that?
404
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,263
You know, it's like,
405
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:17,971
you wouldn't get the police
turn up to a crime scene,
406
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,388
and then just be like,
407
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,055
we got the sense we
were going to call you.
408
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:24,055
[laughs]
409
00:18:24,097 --> 00:18:26,763
Oh, this guy is going
on and on, isn't he?
410
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,180
Yeah, he's lost it.
411
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:31,096
I would rather just
go back to the house.
412
00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:31,971
Yeah me too.
413
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:32,846
But you know,
414
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:33,721
but we just have to hangout
415
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,096
with these guys.
[Lucie chuckles]
416
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,013
You crack me up.
417
00:18:37,514 --> 00:18:40,305
Luke got me your
DVD for Christmas.
418
00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:42,597
I'm sure he nicked it.
419
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:44,346
Evelyn? Is it.
420
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:45,514
Yeah.
421
00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:48,514
Aww. You're so pretty.
422
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,805
Oh, thanks, I'm an actress.
423
00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:53,805
[laughing]
424
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:54,721
What?
425
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:55,805
Oh, come on.
426
00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:57,555
You're a terrible actress.
427
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:58,846
And you're a terrible person.
428
00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,514
Oww.
429
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,055
Oh she got you there mate.
430
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,971
So are you going to
be in that film then?
431
00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:06,346
- [Joe] Yeah it's Ray Kelly.
- [Woman] Excuse me.
432
00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:08,096
- Excuse me?
- [Joe] A comedy biopic...
433
00:19:08,138 --> 00:19:09,472
Excuse me,
are you Joe Johnson?
434
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,431
Yep. Am I under arrest?
435
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,472
I know it's a big ask,
436
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,138
it's just that we have
this little comedy
437
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,346
afternoon here on a Saturday.
438
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,555
And I just wondered if
you'd give us a few jokes.
439
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,221
Oh really.
We've got to be getting off.
440
00:19:20,263 --> 00:19:22,721
Now I won't take
no for an answer.
441
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,680
Please,
you're my favorite comedian.
442
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,346
Um, Kevin's only on for
a couple more minutes.
443
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:27,596
And to be honest,
he's not that good.
444
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:28,513
Excuse me love.
445
00:19:28,555 --> 00:19:29,389
It would be
absolutely fine.
446
00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:30,513
Can you tell me
where the loo is?
447
00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:31,472
Oh yeah, it's just,
448
00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:33,055
I'll tell you what,
yeah, come this way.
449
00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,431
I think she wants you
to make her wet bro.
450
00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,096
Ugh.
451
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,180
I've got to get some nuts.
452
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,805
Haven't eaten a thing all day.
453
00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:46,555
I don't really
care for dogs much.
454
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:48,305
I prefer pussy!
455
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,555
[phone ringing]
456
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:54,555
Tough crowd here tonight, innit?
457
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:55,473
Hello?
458
00:19:57,138 --> 00:19:59,055
You're a fucking loser,
you know that?
459
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,763
Not in the best mood
again today, are we?
460
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:04,389
Funny finding you
in such a bad mood.
461
00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:07,013
Yet wearing such
a colorful shirt.
462
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,888
You look like a fucking clown.
463
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,555
That Jeep outside is yours.
464
00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:12,389
I saw you trailing us earlier.
465
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:14,846
[phone beeping]
466
00:20:14,888 --> 00:20:16,263
Fucking coward.
467
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:21,055
[audience cheering]
468
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:22,055
Thanks.
469
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,555
Uh, I need my uh,
sunglasses up here.
470
00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:27,638
[suspenseful music]
471
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,221
Uh. As I'm sure some
of you may be aware,
472
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:35,096
I'm starring in the
new Ray Kelly film,
473
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:35,930
[audience cheering]
474
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,263
Laughter in the Dark.
475
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,347
We start shooting on um...
476
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,389
Knock, knock!
477
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,138
Knock, knock!
478
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:46,721
[Joe whimpers]
479
00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:47,888
[gun shot]
480
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,389
[thud on ground]
481
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:52,597
[suspenseful music]
482
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:57,055
Sorry, I didn't get
much sleep last night.
483
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,638
Uh,
484
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,846
as I was saying, I um,
485
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:09,763
I just...
486
00:21:10,348 --> 00:21:11,555
[stammering]
487
00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:15,722
Excuse me.
488
00:21:21,138 --> 00:21:21,930
Hey!
489
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:22,847
Are you high?
490
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:26,722
[club music]
491
00:21:32,472 --> 00:21:34,222
Where the fuck did you go?
492
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:35,971
To the bathroom.
493
00:21:36,013 --> 00:21:37,013
And the guy?
494
00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:38,638
What guy?
495
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,930
The fucking guy
that grabbed your arm!
496
00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:43,680
What? He was just asking
where the bathroom was.
497
00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:44,680
Let's go.
498
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,306
No hang on. How are Luke
and Lucie going to get there?
499
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,096
They'll get a mini
cab, or a flying saucer,
500
00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:52,055
- or something.
- You can't just...
501
00:21:52,763 --> 00:21:55,472
[upbeat music]
502
00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,555
I like the creepy swing.
503
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,388
Let me see!
504
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,264
That's nothing.
505
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:14,721
You should see the
creepy basement.
506
00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:15,596
Oh.
507
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,680
And the apple
bobbing is all set up.
508
00:22:17,722 --> 00:22:20,513
No bloody apple bobbing.
509
00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:21,763
How old are we?
510
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,763
Oh spoil sport.
511
00:22:23,805 --> 00:22:25,096
What the hell is that?
512
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:28,430
Oh that's what us
dinosaurs used to watch
513
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,013
the movies on.
514
00:22:30,055 --> 00:22:31,013
Well it's massive.
515
00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:32,596
Hmm. Like your ass.
516
00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:33,846
[Luke laughs]
517
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:36,055
Let's watch one
of those video dusties.
518
00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:39,264
What was that?
519
00:22:42,472 --> 00:22:44,055
I ain't falling for it Luce.
520
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,013
No seriously.
521
00:22:46,055 --> 00:22:47,013
Do you hear it?
522
00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:47,930
No.
523
00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:51,555
[footsteps]
524
00:22:56,597 --> 00:22:57,805
I heard.
525
00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:01,430
Ugh. Kids, eh?
526
00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:03,805
A sound.
527
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,430
There's nobody
here for miles.
528
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,430
Listen.
529
00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:12,721
[burps]
530
00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:15,055
- [laughing]
- Lucie man.
531
00:23:15,097 --> 00:23:17,013
That was like
the Trump crotch.
532
00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:19,347
Pretty much a whole
bottle of Diet Coke.
533
00:23:20,013 --> 00:23:22,597
- [laughing]
- Crazy bitch.
534
00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:38,763
Okay so I have an idea.
535
00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:41,596
Let's all cast ourselves as 80s
536
00:23:41,638 --> 00:23:43,513
slasher characters.
537
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,346
Ooh.
538
00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:45,471
All right, I'll go first.
539
00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,763
I'll be the gorgeous bitchy one.
540
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,930
David, you'll be the geek.
541
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,930
Thanks.
542
00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:55,805
Joe the handsome jock.
543
00:23:55,847 --> 00:23:57,763
[laughs]
544
00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,388
Evelyn, the smart cookie.
545
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,972
As the final girl,
she'll survive all of us.
546
00:24:04,013 --> 00:24:05,930
Lucie, token slut.
547
00:24:05,972 --> 00:24:06,888
Oi!
548
00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:08,596
[laughing]
549
00:24:08,638 --> 00:24:10,055
I'm an innocent uni student.
550
00:24:10,930 --> 00:24:13,596
Sorry,
I almost forgotten Luke the um,
551
00:24:13,638 --> 00:24:15,430
token bad boy.
552
00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:18,846
Online poker professional,
thank you very much.
553
00:24:18,888 --> 00:24:20,721
What the hell is that?
554
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,305
I don't know.
555
00:24:22,347 --> 00:24:23,888
You are so busted.
556
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,430
You snuck your phone out.
557
00:24:25,472 --> 00:24:27,471
I said no phones Joe.
558
00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:28,722
Same rule for everyone.
559
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,805
Did you kitties
bring your cell phones?
560
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,347
Give it to me.
561
00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:37,013
- Come on.
- Joe!
562
00:24:37,055 --> 00:24:39,888
[David] She
sounds serious Joe.
563
00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,847
What are you doing?
564
00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,513
She just threw my
phone out the window!
565
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:55,263
She just shot way up
in my estimation.
566
00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:56,680
I can't believe you did that.
567
00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:59,263
It's 82 Joe. There
were no phones remember?
568
00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:02,805
Well I guess
it's just a phone.
569
00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:05,472
Ugh.
570
00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:10,638
Who the hell is that?
571
00:25:11,305 --> 00:25:12,597
Oh shit.
572
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,014
Oh god it's Laura.
573
00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:18,555
Quick hide the booze.
574
00:25:19,597 --> 00:25:20,430
Who?
575
00:25:20,472 --> 00:25:22,555
Oh Joe's insane ex wife.
576
00:25:29,638 --> 00:25:31,222
Look, I'll deal with it.
577
00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:43,597
What the fuck are
you doing here?
578
00:25:44,056 --> 00:25:45,138
I'm sorry.
579
00:25:45,597 --> 00:25:46,721
What is it?
580
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,263
I had to see you.
581
00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:50,180
How did you even
know I was here?
582
00:25:50,222 --> 00:25:54,430
Your secretary, I screamed at
her and she gave the address.
583
00:25:54,472 --> 00:25:56,596
Are you okay?
584
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,763
No. No I'm not.
585
00:26:00,263 --> 00:26:01,346
I'm not okay.
586
00:26:01,388 --> 00:26:02,347
I'm lonely.
587
00:26:03,263 --> 00:26:04,305
You're not there.
588
00:26:04,347 --> 00:26:06,721
You're on TV talking about
the film all the time.
589
00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:07,597
Oh, God...
590
00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:08,888
I miss you.
591
00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:10,513
What the fuck are
you talking about?
592
00:26:10,555 --> 00:26:12,263
You're out of
your fucking mind.
593
00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,472
Sorry, I'm pathetic.
594
00:26:17,888 --> 00:26:18,722
I'll go.
595
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,388
Look Laura, Laura.
Come inside a moment.
596
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:26,930
You have a missed call from me.
597
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,472
Everybody this is Laura.
598
00:26:40,722 --> 00:26:42,305
I think you've met.
599
00:26:42,347 --> 00:26:43,180
Oh hi.
600
00:26:43,222 --> 00:26:46,180
How are you?
601
00:26:46,222 --> 00:26:51,638
Oh, you know,
I've been better.
602
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,555
I do know.
603
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:58,638
Let's put the kettle on,
shall we.
604
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,555
If you guys want
to start the movie.
605
00:27:03,597 --> 00:27:05,638
[Joe and Laura yelling]
606
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,055
[laughing]
607
00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:12,931
[Joe and Laura yelling]
608
00:27:24,097 --> 00:27:26,763
[Catherine giggling]
609
00:27:35,513 --> 00:27:36,931
I'm going for a swim.
610
00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:38,014
A swim?
611
00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:40,513
A swim, a sauna, whatever.
612
00:27:40,555 --> 00:27:41,846
I just need to clear my head.
613
00:27:41,888 --> 00:27:43,263
We're at a party.
614
00:27:43,305 --> 00:27:45,097
Yeah well I need to relax.
615
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,263
He's lost his damn mind.
616
00:27:49,305 --> 00:27:50,847
David go and talk to him.
617
00:27:50,889 --> 00:27:51,847
Oh come on Catherine.
618
00:27:51,889 --> 00:27:53,180
There's no point
in talking to him
619
00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:55,180
when he's in one of his moods.
620
00:27:55,222 --> 00:27:56,263
He's worse than me!
621
00:27:57,805 --> 00:27:59,513
[Catherine sighs]
622
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,763
I knew this was a bad idea.
623
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,180
What're you doing?
624
00:28:14,222 --> 00:28:15,889
You said there's a spa,
I'm going for a swim.
625
00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,263
Are you fucking insane?
626
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:18,513
I have to go.
627
00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:19,889
You're going
back to that pub?
628
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,847
Promise me you're not
planning on drinking.
629
00:28:21,889 --> 00:28:24,055
I promise. I promise!
630
00:28:24,097 --> 00:28:24,931
Okay?
631
00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:37,597
[car engine]
632
00:28:48,722 --> 00:28:51,388
[upbeat music]
633
00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:05,472
Hello,
you've lost your friend?
634
00:29:06,638 --> 00:29:08,513
I just needed some air.
635
00:29:08,555 --> 00:29:11,138
Hope I didn't
scare you off earlier.
636
00:29:11,638 --> 00:29:13,596
So, what can I get you?
637
00:29:13,638 --> 00:29:15,596
Scotch, neat.
638
00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:16,847
Double?
639
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:17,763
Yeah why not.
640
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,930
Here you go.
It's on the house.
641
00:29:21,972 --> 00:29:23,555
A whiskey for the movie star.
642
00:29:27,513 --> 00:29:30,638
Do you know who that Range
Rover outside belongs to?
643
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,430
Planning on buying it?
644
00:29:36,347 --> 00:29:37,222
Good stuff right?
645
00:29:40,806 --> 00:29:41,680
Another?
646
00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:43,889
I'd best not.
647
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:44,848
Ah, go on.
648
00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:46,471
Whoa. Whoa,
649
00:29:46,513 --> 00:29:47,722
the next one's on me.
650
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,263
Dude,
you were brilliant earlier.
651
00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:53,596
Hey, you know that
Ray Kelly guy
652
00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:54,472
you're playing?
653
00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,013
I met him once.
654
00:29:58,888 --> 00:30:00,806
Would you like
to take again, sir?
655
00:30:00,848 --> 00:30:02,055
19.
656
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:07,013
House, 21 blackjack.
657
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:07,847
House wins.
658
00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:08,764
Unlucky chance.
659
00:30:09,305 --> 00:30:11,263
[deep breathing]
660
00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:15,097
I'm a fan.
661
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,513
[grunts]
662
00:30:20,263 --> 00:30:22,055
You got a ticket
in your pocket?
663
00:30:22,097 --> 00:30:23,596
A ticket?
664
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:25,555
[exhales]
665
00:30:26,305 --> 00:30:28,263
You got a theater ticket?
666
00:30:28,305 --> 00:30:29,680
A fucking theater ticket?
667
00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:30,597
You got one?
668
00:30:31,888 --> 00:30:33,346
Uh no.
669
00:30:33,388 --> 00:30:35,346
We're doing a show tonight.
670
00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:36,472
Oh yeah, I know.
671
00:30:37,764 --> 00:30:40,346
If you're such
a big fucking fan,
672
00:30:40,388 --> 00:30:42,596
why don't you have a theater
ticket in your pocket?
673
00:30:42,638 --> 00:30:43,888
I'm broke.
674
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,846
You're broke and your
fucking sitting here
675
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,180
playing fucking cards?
676
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,555
You're fucking betting
like a fucking whore.
677
00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:51,388
You just lost a fan.
678
00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:55,555
[glass shatters]
Come on little fuck!
679
00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:56,263
Mr. Kelly!
680
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,346
Come on!
681
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:58,346
You wanna fucking play games?
Come on!
682
00:30:58,388 --> 00:31:00,846
Come on.
683
00:31:00,888 --> 00:31:02,097
That's a hell of a story.
684
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,180
- I've got to get going.
- No.
685
00:31:07,222 --> 00:31:08,388
Shots?
686
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:09,513
No, thanks.
687
00:31:09,555 --> 00:31:11,805
You get home safe, yeah?
688
00:31:18,472 --> 00:31:19,930
All right then.
689
00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:24,055
[upbeat music]
690
00:31:24,097 --> 00:31:27,055
[tires squealing]
691
00:31:36,555 --> 00:31:38,930
[footsteps]
692
00:31:43,263 --> 00:31:46,430
[suspenseful music]
693
00:31:48,764 --> 00:31:50,221
What the hell?
694
00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,763
Ahh, fuck!
695
00:31:51,972 --> 00:31:53,138
[whimpers]
696
00:31:57,388 --> 00:31:59,222
[yawning]
697
00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:13,972
[suspenseful music]
698
00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:23,681
Oh, I'm sorry.
699
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:32,430
Are you all right?
700
00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,847
Yes, I'm fine.
701
00:32:38,972 --> 00:32:40,846
[grunts]
702
00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:42,556
[wrestling]
703
00:32:42,598 --> 00:32:44,681
Stop fucking following me!
704
00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:48,846
[heavy breathing]
705
00:32:48,888 --> 00:32:51,681
[intense music]
706
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,138
[laughs]
707
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,013
Yes, I'm fine.
708
00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:00,597
Excuse me,
do I know you from somewhere?
709
00:33:00,639 --> 00:33:02,597
I'm Joe Johnson, the comedian.
710
00:33:02,639 --> 00:33:04,013
Of course you are.
711
00:33:04,055 --> 00:33:05,221
[laughing]
712
00:33:05,263 --> 00:33:06,888
How stupid of me.
713
00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:08,639
Is that your Jeep outside?
714
00:33:08,681 --> 00:33:09,930
It is.
715
00:33:09,972 --> 00:33:11,430
Because I saw it earlier too.
716
00:33:11,472 --> 00:33:12,513
Outside the pub.
717
00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,680
Oh yeah, I park it
outside there for business.
718
00:33:14,722 --> 00:33:15,930
I'm an electrician.
719
00:33:15,972 --> 00:33:18,096
I can't park outside
where we're working,
720
00:33:18,138 --> 00:33:20,180
so you know it's funny,
721
00:33:20,222 --> 00:33:22,221
I've never once set
foot inside that pub.
722
00:33:22,263 --> 00:33:23,846
- Are you fucking with me?
- What?
723
00:33:23,888 --> 00:33:25,556
You're fucking with me!
724
00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:28,597
Excuse me?
725
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:29,763
[mumbles]
726
00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:31,055
It's not even your voice!
727
00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:32,055
You live in London.
728
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,846
- Listen, you've got me confused.
- It was you!
729
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:34,680
I live here!
730
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,846
You heckled me!
731
00:33:36,888 --> 00:33:37,680
You're the heckler!
732
00:33:37,722 --> 00:33:39,721
I'm sorry.
I really have no idea
733
00:33:39,763 --> 00:33:41,222
what you're talking about.
734
00:33:46,556 --> 00:33:49,556
[car motor roars]
735
00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:00,930
[footsteps]
736
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:06,097
[upbeat music]
737
00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:21,388
[Catherine] Yes, yes, yes.
738
00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:22,680
When it does go to print
739
00:34:22,722 --> 00:34:24,556
make sure it's
in big bold letters,
740
00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:26,556
Ray Kelly and his
wife were found
741
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,222
gunned down in their home.
742
00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:32,556
Hmm. For the last time.
743
00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:34,930
Yes, Ray and his wife
were found gunned down
744
00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:35,763
in their home,
745
00:34:35,805 --> 00:34:37,556
seemingly without motive.
746
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,388
I know.
747
00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:40,263
It is a bit bizarre, isn't it?
748
00:34:40,305 --> 00:34:43,221
[Joe] Who hung this
on the front door?!
749
00:34:43,263 --> 00:34:44,721
Did somebody here do this?
750
00:34:44,763 --> 00:34:46,721
Babe, are you drunk?
751
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:49,221
No I'm not fucking drunk!
752
00:34:49,263 --> 00:34:52,388
Joe, we've all been sat
in here since you left.
753
00:34:53,638 --> 00:34:55,055
I know I must,
754
00:34:55,097 --> 00:34:57,930
Catherine, that heckler
from the other night.
755
00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,472
I think he's crazy.
756
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,346
I picked on the wrong
guy, and took it too far.
757
00:35:02,388 --> 00:35:04,680
And now he's stalking me.
758
00:35:04,722 --> 00:35:07,596
He followed us here, he
called me at the pub,
759
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:10,221
and described the
shirt I was wearing.
760
00:35:10,263 --> 00:35:11,388
It's him!
761
00:35:11,972 --> 00:35:15,596
He hung this on the front door!
762
00:35:15,638 --> 00:35:17,346
It was probably just kids.
763
00:35:17,388 --> 00:35:18,888
You know,
the old killer clown thing.
764
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,638
But there's nobody for miles.
765
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,346
Right?
766
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,346
You son of a bitch.
767
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:27,096
You dumb asses,
he's messing with you.
768
00:35:27,138 --> 00:35:29,346
[David laughs]
769
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:30,888
Oh brilliant!
770
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,596
Brilliant!
771
00:35:32,638 --> 00:35:34,222
[laughing]
He got me! Hah aha!
772
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,138
[everyone laughing]
773
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,180
[whimpering]
774
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:41,388
Good one mate.
775
00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:45,055
More convincing than
yours, babe.
776
00:35:45,097 --> 00:35:47,180
Fuck yeah,
feel my heart beating.
777
00:35:47,222 --> 00:35:49,638
[Catherine] Agreed. Brilliant.
778
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,721
[clapping]
779
00:35:52,763 --> 00:35:55,180
Where did you
get that stupid mask?
780
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:57,347
There was a service
station on the way.
781
00:36:03,222 --> 00:36:04,263
Excuse me.
782
00:36:05,722 --> 00:36:08,138
[footsteps]
783
00:36:11,722 --> 00:36:14,888
[door slams closed]
784
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:32,305
Lucie!
785
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:42,721
Lucie look, I'm flattered.
786
00:36:42,763 --> 00:36:44,888
[Luke] Oi! Lucie!
787
00:36:45,431 --> 00:36:47,055
Just a sec.
788
00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,555
[Luke] I'm going
out for a smoke.
789
00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:56,763
[exhales]
790
00:36:59,097 --> 00:37:00,846
Can you get rid
of this psychopath,
791
00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:02,263
so we can all have a drink?
792
00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:07,138
Evelyn.
793
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,680
Can you give us a minute?
794
00:37:16,722 --> 00:37:18,389
What are you plans?
795
00:37:18,431 --> 00:37:19,680
Throwing me out?
796
00:37:19,722 --> 00:37:20,597
No.
797
00:37:21,763 --> 00:37:23,263
I'm just asking.
798
00:37:23,305 --> 00:37:24,180
[laughs]
799
00:37:24,222 --> 00:37:25,805
You don't give a shit do you?
800
00:37:28,555 --> 00:37:30,013
Since we got married
801
00:37:30,055 --> 00:37:32,513
I waited for you to
fall in love with me.
802
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:33,638
But you never did.
803
00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:36,472
I just want you to be happy.
804
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,972
And I'm happy with you.
805
00:37:40,138 --> 00:37:41,888
I can't do this.
806
00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,722
Come on, just fuck me.
807
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,055
I need it.
808
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:47,972
Hmm?
809
00:37:49,138 --> 00:37:51,555
[Joe sighs]
810
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,847
[footsteps]
811
00:38:05,222 --> 00:38:08,638
[upbeat music]
812
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,221
[Luke] This shit is potent.
813
00:38:10,263 --> 00:38:11,722
Well give us some then.
814
00:38:16,805 --> 00:38:17,638
Mmm.
815
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,138
How are them
big titties anyway?
816
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,472
These are just me
dad's headphones.
817
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,638
Mmm. You're so hard.
818
00:38:30,472 --> 00:38:31,847
You're a crazy bitch.
819
00:38:32,805 --> 00:38:34,805
She could do with a few tokes.
820
00:38:35,763 --> 00:38:38,846
Why don't we go check out
that creepy garden then?
821
00:38:38,888 --> 00:38:40,138
Let's go girl.
822
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:41,513
[laughs]
823
00:38:45,138 --> 00:38:47,722
[phone rings]
824
00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:06,222
[Heckler] Knock, knock.
825
00:39:06,264 --> 00:39:07,721
How does it feel knowing
826
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,930
you are going to die tonight.
827
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,264
What will you miss?
828
00:39:11,306 --> 00:39:12,513
The applause?
829
00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:14,055
The whisky?
830
00:39:14,097 --> 00:39:16,846
Will you miss the pictures
she draws for you?
831
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,721
Are you trying to be profound?
832
00:39:18,763 --> 00:39:20,638
Because this stuff is painful.
833
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,346
Do you make other people
sit through this shit?
834
00:39:23,388 --> 00:39:25,055
No Joe.
835
00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:26,097
Only you.
836
00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,388
Well look I'm flattered.
837
00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,722
But I like women.
838
00:39:32,763 --> 00:39:33,972
I know you do.
839
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,805
How about you?
840
00:39:39,264 --> 00:39:40,721
Do you have any hobbies
841
00:39:40,763 --> 00:39:43,346
aside from this
amateur stalking thing?
842
00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,888
It's hilarious.
843
00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:46,888
I mean,
are you outside right now?
844
00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:49,264
Looking in,
watching my every move?
845
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:51,597
You must be cold.
846
00:39:52,722 --> 00:39:54,888
Why don't you come
in and join the party?
847
00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:57,388
I'm not really a party guy.
848
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,471
Yeah I didn't think so.
849
00:39:59,513 --> 00:40:01,805
I can think of better
ways to entertain myself.
850
00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:03,013
Chronic masturbation?
851
00:40:04,763 --> 00:40:07,264
Let's get back to those
late night empty roads,
852
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,138
you travel as you tour.
853
00:40:10,597 --> 00:40:12,930
You are so lame.
854
00:40:12,972 --> 00:40:15,263
The loneliness of those
roads must be a constant
855
00:40:15,305 --> 00:40:18,597
reminder of those empty
super market aisles.
856
00:40:20,055 --> 00:40:21,638
The day your daddy disappeared.
857
00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:23,638
Poor little Joe.
858
00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,763
The movie star all
alone in the world.
859
00:40:29,223 --> 00:40:30,930
Like he is in the
room right now.
860
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:32,972
Bye Joe.
861
00:40:34,305 --> 00:40:35,181
It's show time.
862
00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:38,930
[beeping]
863
00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:42,097
[suspenseful music]
864
00:40:44,430 --> 00:40:47,638
[sniffled breathing]
865
00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:52,638
[laughing]
866
00:40:53,055 --> 00:40:55,139
I knew you'd follow me.
867
00:41:05,847 --> 00:41:07,805
You know what I hate the most?
868
00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:13,181
She'll be your date
at the film premiere.
869
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:18,347
Oh, oh, hello Joe.
870
00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:21,305
[giggles]
871
00:41:21,347 --> 00:41:23,055
Oh naughty boy.
872
00:41:26,472 --> 00:41:28,680
[giggles]
873
00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:29,597
Oh.
874
00:41:32,139 --> 00:41:33,722
Wow, okay.
875
00:41:35,388 --> 00:41:36,263
[suspenseful music]
876
00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:38,638
What are you doing now Joe?
877
00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:41,722
Joe not so high, my stomach!
878
00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:43,930
Joe.
879
00:41:45,472 --> 00:41:46,846
Joe please.
880
00:41:46,888 --> 00:41:49,014
[giggles]
881
00:41:49,056 --> 00:41:49,888
Joe!
882
00:41:51,056 --> 00:41:53,180
[laughing]
883
00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:54,346
[suspenseful music]
884
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:55,721
Joe stop it.
885
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,763
[thud]
886
00:41:59,263 --> 00:42:01,930
[creepy music]
887
00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:07,388
[upbeat music]
888
00:42:17,222 --> 00:42:19,430
[moaning]
889
00:42:21,263 --> 00:42:23,430
Would you hurry up and
cum already?
890
00:42:23,472 --> 00:42:25,346
It's got a bit boring now.
891
00:42:25,388 --> 00:42:28,263
Hurry up I'm
freezing my tits off.
892
00:42:28,305 --> 00:42:30,597
[moaning]
893
00:42:34,098 --> 00:42:35,388
You okay?
894
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,596
Yeah.
895
00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,930
You look like you were
about to have a heart attack.
896
00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:40,555
Don't die on me.
897
00:42:40,597 --> 00:42:41,471
I'll try not to.
898
00:42:41,513 --> 00:42:43,388
Well thanks for that.
899
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:46,513
I can take sex in the
woods off my bucket list.
900
00:42:46,555 --> 00:42:47,430
Lucie.
901
00:42:48,513 --> 00:42:49,930
Are you using me for sex?
902
00:42:53,472 --> 00:42:54,305
You are?
903
00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:56,972
Joe tried it on me earlier.
904
00:42:57,888 --> 00:42:59,430
He tried to kiss me.
905
00:42:59,472 --> 00:43:00,930
Oh shit.
906
00:43:00,972 --> 00:43:02,721
What is that it?
907
00:43:02,763 --> 00:43:05,680
What do you want me to do,
smack him or something?
908
00:43:05,722 --> 00:43:07,721
It might make things
a bit awkward.
909
00:43:07,763 --> 00:43:09,555
You're a prick aren't you?
910
00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:11,430
I'm supposed to be your girl.
911
00:43:11,472 --> 00:43:13,056
Look,
I'll have a word with him later.
912
00:43:13,097 --> 00:43:13,973
Well yeah.
913
00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:19,138
Did you hear that?
914
00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:24,388
Some mad man showed up
with an axe in the woods.
915
00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:27,056
No.
I'm being serious this time.
916
00:43:28,097 --> 00:43:29,056
Yeah sure.
917
00:43:54,097 --> 00:43:54,973
Luke?
918
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:58,597
Luke?
919
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:04,222
[breathing deeply]
920
00:44:05,222 --> 00:44:07,346
If you jump out at me
921
00:44:07,388 --> 00:44:09,305
I'll fucking kill you.
922
00:44:14,973 --> 00:44:15,847
Fuck this.
923
00:44:17,305 --> 00:44:19,305
I'm ignoring ya.
924
00:44:19,347 --> 00:44:22,263
[loud rock music]
925
00:44:38,222 --> 00:44:40,973
[intense music]
926
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,222
Well that's an improvement.
927
00:44:48,763 --> 00:44:50,931
[grunts]
928
00:44:53,722 --> 00:44:56,889
[suspenseful music]
929
00:45:12,305 --> 00:45:15,388
[clothes rustling]
930
00:45:34,597 --> 00:45:35,388
[thud]
931
00:45:35,430 --> 00:45:36,221
[creepy music]
932
00:45:36,263 --> 00:45:38,263
[thud]
933
00:45:46,597 --> 00:45:49,972
[creepy intense music]
934
00:45:53,638 --> 00:45:55,806
[grunts]
935
00:45:56,972 --> 00:45:59,430
[screaming]
936
00:46:01,638 --> 00:46:03,305
[scary music]
937
00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:05,597
[yelling]
938
00:46:10,013 --> 00:46:12,013
[thud]
939
00:46:28,055 --> 00:46:30,972
[heavy footsteps]
940
00:46:36,764 --> 00:46:39,138
[coughing]
941
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,597
[breathes deeply]
942
00:46:48,013 --> 00:46:50,180
[coughs]
943
00:46:58,430 --> 00:46:59,471
Hey.
944
00:46:59,513 --> 00:47:00,764
Hi.
945
00:47:00,806 --> 00:47:02,096
[laughs]
946
00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:03,138
You look shattered.
947
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,513
Yeah, oh. Went for a run.
948
00:47:06,638 --> 00:47:08,013
Where is Catherine?
949
00:47:08,055 --> 00:47:09,013
Oh I don't know.
950
00:47:09,055 --> 00:47:11,222
She had to write a press
release or something.
951
00:47:13,138 --> 00:47:17,597
Here, don't tell anyone,
but she snuck her laptop in.
952
00:47:18,806 --> 00:47:20,888
Bloody workaholic.
953
00:47:22,555 --> 00:47:26,930
Yeah, it seems this movie has
taken over everyone's life.
954
00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:28,430
What are you doing?
955
00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:29,388
Oh come on.
956
00:47:30,888 --> 00:47:31,930
What the fuck?
957
00:47:31,972 --> 00:47:33,596
You held my eyes
at dinner last night.
958
00:47:33,638 --> 00:47:35,681
No, you held mine
and it creeped me out.
959
00:47:35,723 --> 00:47:39,430
David,
take your hands off me please.
960
00:47:41,222 --> 00:47:44,638
Oh, sorry I misunderstood.
961
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,472
Yeah, I think you did.
962
00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:03,472
[heavy breathing]
963
00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:11,055
Joe.
964
00:48:32,888 --> 00:48:35,972
[suspenseful music]
965
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,805
Joe?
966
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,096
[grunts]
967
00:48:55,138 --> 00:48:57,388
[gasping]
968
00:49:03,097 --> 00:49:06,222
[suspenseful music]
969
00:49:11,597 --> 00:49:13,847
[moaning]
970
00:49:15,055 --> 00:49:16,721
Ahh.
971
00:49:16,763 --> 00:49:17,639
Fuck.
972
00:49:19,013 --> 00:49:21,805
[grunts]
973
00:49:21,847 --> 00:49:22,846
What?
974
00:49:22,888 --> 00:49:24,430
What was that?
975
00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:25,556
I thought you wanted to!
976
00:49:25,598 --> 00:49:27,598
Not like that. You used me.
977
00:49:29,055 --> 00:49:30,055
Oh come on Cat.
978
00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:33,305
I need a cigarette.
979
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,388
You gave up.
980
00:49:37,263 --> 00:49:39,222
Yeah just like
you gave up booze.
981
00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:56,013
[suspenseful music]
982
00:49:57,430 --> 00:50:00,055
[scary music]
983
00:50:01,722 --> 00:50:04,222
[footsteps]
984
00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:07,722
[calm music]
985
00:50:26,388 --> 00:50:27,514
[Joe] Evelyn!
986
00:50:27,556 --> 00:50:29,680
I don't want to
talk to you right now.
987
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:30,805
Look I didn't buy the mask
988
00:50:30,847 --> 00:50:31,721
at the service station.
989
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:32,388
He's here.
990
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,347
Who's here?
991
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:39,430
There is somebody here.
992
00:50:39,472 --> 00:50:40,680
I saw them from the window.
993
00:50:40,722 --> 00:50:41,680
Oh the heckler?
994
00:50:41,722 --> 00:50:43,263
I don't know, he was
wearing a clown mask,
995
00:50:43,305 --> 00:50:44,472
or something.
996
00:50:45,972 --> 00:50:47,055
Get over yourself.
997
00:50:47,097 --> 00:50:48,346
You're not being stalked.
998
00:50:48,388 --> 00:50:49,930
You're just delusional.
999
00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:50,888
Oh my god.
1000
00:50:54,805 --> 00:50:57,472
[creepy music]
1001
00:51:06,888 --> 00:51:07,721
[breathing deeply]
1002
00:51:07,763 --> 00:51:08,598
Laura!
1003
00:51:09,722 --> 00:51:11,221
We have to go
where are your keys?
1004
00:51:11,263 --> 00:51:12,221
In the house.
1005
00:51:12,263 --> 00:51:13,638
Well where is he?
1006
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,514
I don't know!
1007
00:51:14,556 --> 00:51:15,430
What does he want?
1008
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,263
To destroy me.
1009
00:51:16,305 --> 00:51:17,721
He called me this morning.
1010
00:51:17,763 --> 00:51:19,805
This morning, and you
didn't think to tell anyone!
1011
00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:29,556
They were here!
1012
00:51:29,597 --> 00:51:31,680
Don't you know
how to hot wire a car?
1013
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,556
I can't even tune a radio.
1014
00:51:34,638 --> 00:51:35,930
We got to call for help.
1015
00:51:38,597 --> 00:51:40,472
The fucking line is dead.
1016
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,763
Joe do something!
1017
00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:43,388
Shh!
1018
00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:45,431
Laura, she called me earlier.
1019
00:51:45,473 --> 00:51:46,638
She has a phone.
1020
00:51:47,597 --> 00:51:49,180
Just wait here.
1021
00:51:49,222 --> 00:51:51,138
No fucking way. Joe!
1022
00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:07,514
[suspenseful music]
1023
00:52:16,888 --> 00:52:19,680
[intense music]
1024
00:52:29,055 --> 00:52:30,888
[Joe yelling]
1025
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,930
[thud]
1026
00:52:33,972 --> 00:52:35,972
[thud]
1027
00:52:41,888 --> 00:52:43,888
[Catherine screams]
1028
00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:46,180
Shit, shit, shit!
[Joe grunts]
1029
00:52:46,222 --> 00:52:48,389
Take it! Fucking take it!
1030
00:52:48,431 --> 00:52:50,888
[rustling]
1031
00:52:52,597 --> 00:52:55,431
[laughing]
1032
00:52:55,473 --> 00:52:57,389
I did warn you Joe.
1033
00:52:57,431 --> 00:52:59,263
Dangerous profession of yours.
1034
00:52:59,305 --> 00:53:02,221
After all, look what
happened to Ray Kelly.
1035
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,013
Holy fuck,
you killed Ray Kelly?
1036
00:53:05,055 --> 00:53:07,721
Take off the mask,
Joe take off the mask!
1037
00:53:07,763 --> 00:53:10,721
You got a name
creepy heckler guy?
1038
00:53:10,763 --> 00:53:11,972
You don't wanna know.
1039
00:53:19,888 --> 00:53:21,555
Get ready for a surprise.
1040
00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:27,555
It was all a joke
Mr. Movie Star.
1041
00:53:27,597 --> 00:53:29,221
Don't you remember me?
1042
00:53:29,263 --> 00:53:31,347
Alex. 20 years ago?
1043
00:53:31,389 --> 00:53:32,763
What's he talking about?
1044
00:53:34,431 --> 00:53:35,930
I don't know.
1045
00:53:36,888 --> 00:53:39,096
You killed my
father Ray Kelly!
1046
00:53:39,138 --> 00:53:40,680
[Joe] What?
1047
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:41,888
Tell them Joe!
1048
00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:44,221
Tell them you have
blood on your hands.
1049
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,138
Babe?
1050
00:53:47,097 --> 00:53:48,055
He's crazy!
1051
00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:50,722
Joe what the fuck's going on?
1052
00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:53,763
I don't know.
1053
00:53:55,431 --> 00:53:57,348
I don't know what
he's talking about.
1054
00:53:58,763 --> 00:54:00,348
Babe. Look at me.
1055
00:54:01,597 --> 00:54:02,597
Did you do that?
1056
00:54:04,138 --> 00:54:06,096
Of course not.
1057
00:54:06,138 --> 00:54:09,305
I know you did. I was there.
1058
00:54:11,638 --> 00:54:13,596
I invited you here to my house,
1059
00:54:13,638 --> 00:54:15,013
for a reason.
1060
00:54:15,055 --> 00:54:16,722
You said it was your friend's.
1061
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:19,513
Hmm.
My brother's not the only one
1062
00:54:19,555 --> 00:54:20,638
who has been playing a role.
1063
00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,555
Oh my dear brother.
1064
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:27,138
You did great.
1065
00:54:28,138 --> 00:54:30,722
Love the pumpkin heads.
1066
00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:32,430
Very creative.
1067
00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:34,263
What the fuck?!
1068
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,513
Who's the shitty actress now?
1069
00:54:37,555 --> 00:54:38,222
But truly Joe, the award for
best performance
1070
00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:39,306
[clapping]
goes to you!
1071
00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:45,180
[Joe laughs]
1072
00:54:45,222 --> 00:54:47,722
I've got no idea
what's going on.
1073
00:54:48,847 --> 00:54:50,013
Stay there.
1074
00:54:51,847 --> 00:54:53,513
You're not going anywhere.
1075
00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:58,555
Catherine!
1076
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:02,180
- Catherine come on.
- You are staying here.
1077
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,763
Cath come on.
1078
00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:06,846
God he's good.
1079
00:55:06,888 --> 00:55:09,763
Another first class performance.
1080
00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:13,763
He just seems so lovely
and normal, doesn't he?
1081
00:55:14,888 --> 00:55:16,513
And yet...
1082
00:55:19,348 --> 00:55:20,805
How could you?
1083
00:55:29,805 --> 00:55:31,388
Hey!
1084
00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:33,223
Get me a cigar!
1085
00:55:34,306 --> 00:55:36,472
Today! Can you fucking hear me?
1086
00:55:37,055 --> 00:55:38,306
Coming.
1087
00:55:43,223 --> 00:55:44,972
One cigar, Mr. Kelly.
1088
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:48,888
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1089
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:51,346
You smoking something.
1090
00:55:51,388 --> 00:55:53,055
No I am not smoking something,
1091
00:55:53,097 --> 00:55:54,555
I'm excited to see you.
1092
00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:56,306
You look tired.
1093
00:55:56,555 --> 00:55:57,597
I am.
1094
00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:02,846
53 fucking theaters.
1095
00:56:02,888 --> 00:56:05,223
Never shoulda agreed
to that fucking tour.
1096
00:56:06,388 --> 00:56:07,888
Feeling old.
1097
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,388
No you're not.
1098
00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:10,638
Hmm. I am.
1099
00:56:16,597 --> 00:56:18,388
What's your name again?
1100
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:19,388
Hmm.
1101
00:56:20,763 --> 00:56:23,222
Do you remember
when we first met?
1102
00:56:23,264 --> 00:56:24,888
No.
1103
00:56:24,930 --> 00:56:27,055
Well I was very
impressed by your...
1104
00:56:27,097 --> 00:56:28,888
[Ray] You had a
great fucking ass.
1105
00:56:28,930 --> 00:56:30,430
That's why you're here.
1106
00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,597
Well we've been
married a year.
1107
00:56:36,264 --> 00:56:37,264
Don't remind me.
1108
00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:41,430
Got another Christmas card.
1109
00:56:50,388 --> 00:56:51,846
I missed you.
1110
00:56:51,888 --> 00:56:53,472
You missed the fucking money.
1111
00:56:54,472 --> 00:56:56,388
Mmm. A little bit of both.
1112
00:56:56,430 --> 00:56:59,139
No, no, no.
1113
00:57:00,305 --> 00:57:02,388
Stay down there.
1114
00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:04,388
So pop a pill.
1115
00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:07,596
No it gives me a headache.
1116
00:57:07,638 --> 00:57:09,763
Well you don't want me?
1117
00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:12,555
I want you,
1118
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,555
I want you to take
a fucking shower.
1119
00:57:16,597 --> 00:57:18,388
[doorbell rings]
1120
00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:19,972
Who the fuck is that?
1121
00:57:20,555 --> 00:57:23,472
Hey! Get up and
take a fucking shower.
1122
00:57:25,305 --> 00:57:26,930
God fucking dammit.
1123
00:57:28,847 --> 00:57:30,347
Who's fucking here now?
1124
00:57:39,930 --> 00:57:41,139
What the fuck?
1125
00:57:43,098 --> 00:57:45,430
[gunshots]
1126
00:57:49,139 --> 00:57:51,722
[quiet music]
1127
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,098
[footsteps]
1128
00:58:22,388 --> 00:58:24,513
Ray? Oh my god.
1129
00:58:24,555 --> 00:58:26,139
Oh my god, oh fuck.
1130
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,763
Who are you?
1131
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:39,388
Not as easy to kill
with the mask off is it?
1132
00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:40,346
Okay you listen,
1133
00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:41,846
you listen to me.
1134
00:58:41,888 --> 00:58:43,221
Whoever you are,
whatever you want.
1135
00:58:43,263 --> 00:58:44,305
Whatever's happened.
1136
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:47,430
I know my husband was
not a very nice person.
1137
00:58:48,930 --> 00:58:51,722
And you've done this now,
and he's gone.
1138
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:55,263
But I promise you,
1139
00:58:55,305 --> 00:58:57,014
if you pull that trigger
the second time,
1140
00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,472
it will cement you as this,
1141
00:59:01,763 --> 00:59:03,221
as a killer.
1142
00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:06,180
Please there is no going back.
1143
00:59:06,222 --> 00:59:07,763
You'll be gone too darling.
1144
00:59:09,888 --> 00:59:12,513
I can see you're scared.
1145
00:59:12,555 --> 00:59:13,888
You're a kid.
1146
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,930
I can see that you're good.
1147
00:59:20,263 --> 00:59:21,596
[gunshot]
1148
00:59:21,638 --> 00:59:23,638
[thud]
1149
00:59:25,763 --> 00:59:28,222
[footsteps]
1150
00:59:47,472 --> 00:59:50,555
[suspenseful music]
1151
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:59,555
[jarring music]
1152
01:00:14,763 --> 01:00:17,513
[intense music]
1153
01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:33,388
I'm sorry.
1154
01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:35,680
[gunshot]
1155
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:45,638
[heavy breathing]
1156
01:00:48,973 --> 01:00:51,471
I can still smell
the burning plastic.
1157
01:00:51,513 --> 01:00:53,846
You thought I was dead, right?
1158
01:00:53,888 --> 01:00:55,638
You shot me in the face.
1159
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,846
Not in the brain.
1160
01:00:56,888 --> 01:01:00,638
But sometimes people have
to fucking learn a lesson.
1161
01:01:02,472 --> 01:01:03,305
[gunshot]
1162
01:01:03,347 --> 01:01:06,597
[intense music]
1163
01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:24,680
You are nothing.
1164
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,596
You remember what
a piece of shit you are.
1165
01:01:27,638 --> 01:01:29,889
[gunshot]
1166
01:01:35,472 --> 01:01:37,889
I'm Ray fucking Kelly.
1167
01:01:37,931 --> 01:01:39,931
I'm the king of fucking lessons.
1168
01:01:43,097 --> 01:01:44,263
But Alex.
1169
01:01:49,638 --> 01:01:50,931
That night.
1170
01:01:57,055 --> 01:01:59,305
[gunshot]
1171
01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:05,096
[Joe laughs]
1172
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,263
Why would I kill Ray Kelly?
1173
01:02:07,305 --> 01:02:08,847
You will remember this day.
1174
01:02:08,889 --> 01:02:11,096
You will remember this day.
1175
01:02:11,138 --> 01:02:12,889
He's my hero!
1176
01:02:12,931 --> 01:02:15,848
Yeah just like your dad was
when he walked out on you.
1177
01:02:16,763 --> 01:02:18,848
Daddy didn't even care
you existed.
1178
01:02:20,597 --> 01:02:22,430
You'll remember me.
1179
01:02:27,138 --> 01:02:30,889
[mumbled chattering]
1180
01:02:30,930 --> 01:02:34,055
[suspenseful music]
1181
01:02:35,597 --> 01:02:37,138
Say you love me.
1182
01:02:38,472 --> 01:02:39,388
What?
1183
01:02:40,638 --> 01:02:43,222
Oh you do though, don't you?
1184
01:02:44,138 --> 01:02:46,764
You have your moments.
1185
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,430
Just say it!
1186
01:02:48,472 --> 01:02:49,680
[laughing]
1187
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:52,138
- Leave me alone.
- Hah, I knew it.
1188
01:02:53,222 --> 01:02:56,013
[both laughing]
1189
01:02:57,055 --> 01:02:59,971
You talk too much,
I'll give you that.
1190
01:03:00,013 --> 01:03:01,763
[Ray Voiceover] You
will remember this day.
1191
01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,097
You will remember me.
1192
01:03:06,848 --> 01:03:07,722
Ray?
1193
01:03:10,347 --> 01:03:12,430
[Announcer] Please
welcome to the stage.
1194
01:03:12,472 --> 01:03:15,513
The legendary, Ray Kelly!
1195
01:03:15,555 --> 01:03:18,680
[audience cheering]
1196
01:03:21,138 --> 01:03:23,055
[clapping]
1197
01:03:23,097 --> 01:03:24,596
Thank you very fucking much.
1198
01:03:24,638 --> 01:03:26,388
It's been a great night,
1199
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:27,888
you've been a great
fucking audience.
1200
01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:30,971
Fuck you and
drive fucking careful.
1201
01:03:31,013 --> 01:03:32,138
[audience member] Oi!
1202
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:33,930
Twat in the shit wig.
1203
01:03:35,806 --> 01:03:36,764
Who said that?
1204
01:03:36,806 --> 01:03:37,764
What?
1205
01:03:37,806 --> 01:03:39,806
When's the real
comedian going to come on?
1206
01:03:40,055 --> 01:03:42,680
Wait,
what the fuck did you just say?
1207
01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:45,888
Oh, I'm sorry everybody.
1208
01:03:45,930 --> 01:03:47,555
We have a fucking person here
1209
01:03:47,597 --> 01:03:49,471
from the fucking
mental institution.
1210
01:03:49,513 --> 01:03:51,513
Sitting right over there!
1211
01:03:51,555 --> 01:03:53,013
How are you doing buddy?
1212
01:03:53,055 --> 01:03:53,888
Doing great.
1213
01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:54,888
Doing good huh?
1214
01:03:54,930 --> 01:03:56,097
You call that a heckle?
1215
01:03:56,597 --> 01:03:58,346
Is that what you're
fucking trying to do?
1216
01:03:58,388 --> 01:04:00,180
Oh boy. I got a good one here.
1217
01:04:00,222 --> 01:04:01,888
This is what I thrive on.
1218
01:04:02,806 --> 01:04:03,681
[laughs]
1219
01:04:03,723 --> 01:04:05,930
All right, all right,
put up the lights.
1220
01:04:06,555 --> 01:04:07,846
A young dude, all right.
1221
01:04:07,888 --> 01:04:09,346
Come up here, come up here.
1222
01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:10,930
Get your little ass up here.
1223
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,681
Ladies and gentlemen, give
him a round of applause
1224
01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:13,596
ladies and gentlemen.
1225
01:04:13,638 --> 01:04:14,764
Don't be scared.
1226
01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:17,681
There, nice, nice.
1227
01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:19,930
Ladies and gentlemen,
one night only.
1228
01:04:19,972 --> 01:04:21,846
You're up here, I'm up here.
1229
01:04:21,888 --> 01:04:23,388
We are here together.
1230
01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:24,806
You want to fucking
say something?
1231
01:04:27,055 --> 01:04:28,680
You want to say
something to the crowd?
1232
01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:31,722
You wanna talk?
1233
01:04:31,764 --> 01:04:33,555
Let me give you the microphone.
1234
01:04:33,597 --> 01:04:34,681
There you go.
1235
01:04:34,723 --> 01:04:35,888
Want to take the fucking mic?
1236
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:36,764
Say something.
1237
01:04:38,597 --> 01:04:40,221
You got nothing to say.
1238
01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:41,138
Nothing.
1239
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,055
You're a fucking nothing.
1240
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:47,013
You're a fucking
specimen of shit.
1241
01:04:47,055 --> 01:04:49,555
[audience boos]
1242
01:04:49,597 --> 01:04:51,263
Don't move, wait a minute.
1243
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:52,180
No pity for him.
1244
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,930
I don't want to hear Hoo,
eee, ahh.
1245
01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:57,346
You're a fucking sperm.
1246
01:04:57,388 --> 01:05:00,055
That didn't make it out of
your mother's fucking pussy.
1247
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:01,846
You came out of her ass.
1248
01:05:01,888 --> 01:05:04,805
That's right, you are a
fucking piece of shit.
1249
01:05:04,847 --> 01:05:06,681
You're nothing.
1250
01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:08,346
This is a fucking lesson.
1251
01:05:08,388 --> 01:05:09,639
You will remember this day.
1252
01:05:09,681 --> 01:05:11,681
You will remember this day.
1253
01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:13,930
You will remember me.
1254
01:05:13,972 --> 01:05:15,430
These are the
fucking learning years.
1255
01:05:15,472 --> 01:05:16,596
These are forming years.
1256
01:05:16,638 --> 01:05:17,888
I am making you.
1257
01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:19,763
One day, you will walk down
1258
01:05:19,805 --> 01:05:21,930
the fucking street and
you will see me.
1259
01:05:21,972 --> 01:05:23,930
I will be getting out
of a fucking limo.
1260
01:05:23,972 --> 01:05:24,930
You will come over.
1261
01:05:24,972 --> 01:05:27,221
You will sit on your
fucking hands and knees,
1262
01:05:27,263 --> 01:05:29,597
and you will kiss my balls.
1263
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:33,221
And you will say "Thank
you, thank you Ray Kelly,
1264
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,597
for teaching me
a fucking lesson."
1265
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:39,013
And believe me I'm
being nice to you.
1266
01:05:39,055 --> 01:05:42,388
This is Ray Kelly,
being fucking nice.
1267
01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:45,013
I could of fucking
shot you up here.
1268
01:05:45,055 --> 01:05:46,971
That what we fucking
do back in Brooklyn.
1269
01:05:47,013 --> 01:05:49,763
We fucking shoot
pieces of shit like you.
1270
01:05:49,805 --> 01:05:52,681
This is my fucking stage,
you understand that?
1271
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:54,639
You open your
fucking little whole,
1272
01:05:54,681 --> 01:05:56,305
and this is what you get.
1273
01:05:56,347 --> 01:05:58,681
Now get off my fucking stage.
1274
01:05:59,763 --> 01:06:00,805
Don't fucking cry!
1275
01:06:01,972 --> 01:06:02,805
Don't fucking cry!
1276
01:06:02,847 --> 01:06:04,346
Who's your fucking daddy?
1277
01:06:04,388 --> 01:06:06,138
I'm your fucking daddy!
1278
01:06:07,305 --> 01:06:09,846
[audience clapping]
1279
01:06:09,888 --> 01:06:10,971
Ladies and gentlemen
1280
01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:13,096
I apologize you had
to fucking hear this.
1281
01:06:13,138 --> 01:06:16,555
Sometimes people have to
fucking learn a lesson.
1282
01:06:18,055 --> 01:06:19,305
I'm Ray fucking Kelly.
1283
01:06:19,347 --> 01:06:21,472
I'm the king of fucking lessons.
1284
01:06:24,013 --> 01:06:26,430
[footsteps]
1285
01:06:29,347 --> 01:06:32,472
[suspenseful music]
1286
01:06:41,722 --> 01:06:44,972
[inaudible chatting]
1287
01:06:46,138 --> 01:06:49,013
I always wanted to star
in my own scary movie.
1288
01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:51,721
Those are after all my
video tapes over there.
1289
01:06:51,763 --> 01:06:54,639
You may have noticed,
mostly horror.
1290
01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:57,680
Catherine!
1291
01:06:57,722 --> 01:06:59,846
She is fucking crazy.
1292
01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:00,763
Can't you see?
1293
01:07:03,888 --> 01:07:04,888
Stay there!
1294
01:07:05,888 --> 01:07:07,514
Just hold them
here until I get back.
1295
01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:08,888
He's running away!
1296
01:07:10,388 --> 01:07:13,013
You know I admire you in a way.
1297
01:07:13,055 --> 01:07:16,180
One of those people that
return to the scene of a crime.
1298
01:07:16,222 --> 01:07:19,430
You star in a movie
of a man you killed.
1299
01:07:21,430 --> 01:07:23,930
Doesn't get any more
twisted than that.
1300
01:07:24,805 --> 01:07:28,180
Knock, knock Joe Johnson,
is anyone home?
1301
01:07:28,222 --> 01:07:29,097
Hello!
1302
01:07:30,805 --> 01:07:32,598
You all make me sick.
1303
01:07:42,888 --> 01:07:43,930
Catherine.
1304
01:07:48,930 --> 01:07:50,930
[thud]
1305
01:07:52,430 --> 01:07:53,347
Catherine!
1306
01:07:56,263 --> 01:07:58,514
[gasping]
1307
01:07:58,556 --> 01:08:01,556
[heavy breathing]
1308
01:08:01,597 --> 01:08:03,431
Catherine wait!
1309
01:08:03,473 --> 01:08:04,305
Catherine!
1310
01:08:06,556 --> 01:08:08,221
Why are you running away?
1311
01:08:08,263 --> 01:08:09,138
Joe please.
1312
01:08:10,138 --> 01:08:12,930
I'm not, it's me.
1313
01:08:12,972 --> 01:08:14,763
Look at me Catherine it's me.
1314
01:08:14,805 --> 01:08:16,972
- I just want to go.
- Where are you going?
1315
01:08:18,430 --> 01:08:20,263
Please, I just want to go.
1316
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,013
I'm not going to hurt you.
1317
01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:23,888
I know.
1318
01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:25,055
You know?
1319
01:08:25,097 --> 01:08:26,721
I do.
1320
01:08:26,763 --> 01:08:28,430
Then why are you running away?
1321
01:08:29,556 --> 01:08:31,055
I just need you to understand.
1322
01:08:31,097 --> 01:08:33,347
Those two are crazy. It's lies!
1323
01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:36,597
I know.
1324
01:08:38,847 --> 01:08:41,097
[screams]
1325
01:08:42,263 --> 01:08:44,013
What are you doing?
1326
01:08:44,055 --> 01:08:45,263
It's just you didn't listen.
1327
01:08:45,305 --> 01:08:48,805
You didn't listen and
now look what's happened.
1328
01:08:48,847 --> 01:08:50,805
I always knew
you were a loser!
1329
01:08:50,847 --> 01:08:51,805
Ugh what?
1330
01:08:52,722 --> 01:08:54,013
No, no, no, no.
1331
01:08:54,055 --> 01:08:54,846
[Catherine screams]
1332
01:08:54,888 --> 01:08:56,888
[thud]
1333
01:08:59,847 --> 01:09:02,097
[gasping]
1334
01:09:06,347 --> 01:09:08,055
[grunting]
1335
01:09:08,097 --> 01:09:08,930
Stop.
1336
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:13,138
[heavy breathing]
1337
01:09:24,972 --> 01:09:27,222
[weeping]
1338
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,389
Evelyn!
1339
01:09:46,305 --> 01:09:48,473
[crying]
1340
01:09:51,222 --> 01:09:52,721
[grunts]
1341
01:09:52,763 --> 01:09:54,180
Evelyn.
1342
01:09:54,222 --> 01:09:56,013
[Joe laughs]
1343
01:09:56,055 --> 01:09:57,431
Turn that handle
1344
01:09:57,473 --> 01:09:59,555
I'm going to
turn you inside out.
1345
01:10:05,222 --> 01:10:06,888
All of it was for you.
1346
01:10:06,930 --> 01:10:09,513
The very first day we met.
1347
01:10:09,555 --> 01:10:11,431
Been so much fun
playing a role of someone
1348
01:10:11,472 --> 01:10:13,389
who actually cares about you.
1349
01:10:16,431 --> 01:10:17,596
Whoopsies!
1350
01:10:17,638 --> 01:10:19,221
Butter fingers!
1351
01:10:19,263 --> 01:10:21,097
Go ahead, pick it up!
1352
01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:24,263
[grunts]
1353
01:10:24,305 --> 01:10:26,680
[heavy breathing]
1354
01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,221
[screams]
1355
01:10:28,263 --> 01:10:30,597
[shouting]
1356
01:10:31,472 --> 01:10:33,055
[Joe laughing]
1357
01:10:33,097 --> 01:10:35,263
[grunts]
1358
01:10:51,306 --> 01:10:54,430
[metal clattering]
1359
01:10:55,555 --> 01:10:59,013
[heavy breathing]
1360
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:01,638
[Joe screams]
1361
01:11:04,888 --> 01:11:06,930
[Joe laughing]
1362
01:11:06,972 --> 01:11:09,847
[Evalyn screams]
1363
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:16,138
[Joe breathing heavily]
1364
01:11:20,638 --> 01:11:23,013
[Evelyn screams]
1365
01:11:23,055 --> 01:11:25,680
[Joe screams]
1366
01:11:30,847 --> 01:11:32,513
[thud]
1367
01:11:32,555 --> 01:11:35,555
You must have known your
past would catch up with you.
1368
01:11:35,597 --> 01:11:37,306
It didn't scare you
reading the papers
1369
01:11:37,348 --> 01:11:39,097
about Ray's surviving children?
1370
01:11:40,013 --> 01:11:40,930
I never read them.
1371
01:11:40,972 --> 01:11:43,180
I wanted to pretend
like it never happened.
1372
01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:46,555
The thought of those
murders terrified me.
1373
01:11:46,597 --> 01:11:47,597
I'm sorry.
1374
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,180
Oh no, I'm sorry.
1375
01:11:51,472 --> 01:11:54,264
You had it in you to be better.
1376
01:11:56,430 --> 01:11:57,972
When I was five,
1377
01:11:59,472 --> 01:12:03,971
my dad, he took me
to the super market.
1378
01:12:04,013 --> 01:12:06,888
I don't want to hear this.
1379
01:12:06,930 --> 01:12:08,888
He left me in the aisles.
1380
01:12:08,930 --> 01:12:10,638
A little kid.
1381
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,055
The fucking trolly
was bigger than me.
1382
01:12:13,888 --> 01:12:14,721
[Evelyn screams]
1383
01:12:14,763 --> 01:12:17,888
Oh please just
hurry up and die!
1384
01:12:17,930 --> 01:12:20,096
The only good thing in my life
1385
01:12:20,138 --> 01:12:22,055
was Ray Kelly. Your dad.
1386
01:12:23,055 --> 01:12:24,223
He made me laugh.
1387
01:12:25,763 --> 01:12:29,680
When I knocked on your door
that night I'd been drinking.
1388
01:12:29,722 --> 01:12:31,680
I just thought I
had the whole thing
1389
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:33,846
played out like a movie.
1390
01:12:33,888 --> 01:12:35,805
It was like, it wasn't real.
1391
01:12:36,763 --> 01:12:38,055
It wasn't me.
1392
01:12:39,138 --> 01:12:40,430
But it was you.
1393
01:12:41,138 --> 01:12:44,513
That night in our home,
1394
01:12:44,555 --> 01:12:46,097
what you did.
1395
01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:52,680
Go on!
1396
01:12:52,722 --> 01:12:54,223
Just finish me off!
1397
01:12:54,763 --> 01:12:55,763
Come on!
1398
01:12:57,430 --> 01:12:59,513
[Evelyn grunts]
1399
01:12:59,555 --> 01:13:01,763
You're going to
die soon anyway.
1400
01:13:05,930 --> 01:13:08,930
[melancholy music]
1401
01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:22,305
[music intensifies]
1402
01:13:39,722 --> 01:13:41,388
[heavy breathing]
1403
01:13:41,430 --> 01:13:44,139
[Evalyn gasps]
1404
01:13:48,305 --> 01:13:51,721
[intense music]
1405
01:13:51,763 --> 01:13:53,763
[thud]
1406
01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:55,846
[Joe grunts]
1407
01:13:55,888 --> 01:13:57,888
[thud]
1408
01:14:01,097 --> 01:14:02,846
[intense music]
1409
01:14:02,888 --> 01:14:05,513
[Joe gasping]
1410
01:14:08,388 --> 01:14:11,097
[Joe grunting]
1411
01:14:34,055 --> 01:14:35,763
[News Host] Bizzare
reports are coming in.
1412
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,846
Seven found dead in
horrifying home invasion.
1413
01:14:38,888 --> 01:14:41,971
Celebrity comedian Joe
Johnson is the sole survivor,
1414
01:14:42,013 --> 01:14:44,680
of an horrific home invasion.
1415
01:14:49,513 --> 01:14:52,263
[intense music]
1416
01:14:57,222 --> 01:14:59,888
[upbeat music]
1417
01:14:59,972 --> 01:15:04,972
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
1418
01:15:28,098 --> 01:15:30,763
[upbeat music]
1419
01:15:59,763 --> 01:16:02,430
[upbeat music]
1420
01:16:29,973 --> 01:16:32,638
[upbeat music]
1421
01:17:01,430 --> 01:17:04,097
[upbeat music]
1422
01:17:31,472 --> 01:17:34,138
[upbeat music]
1423
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:07,388
[upbeat music]
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