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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,575 President Reagan today officially announced the Space Defense Program. 2 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:50,644 The Strategic Defense initiative is officially started 3 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:54,126 against the ballistic missiles armed with nuclear warheads. 4 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,125 Are you okay? 5 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,827 Of course. 6 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,332 - The night's beautiful. - Told you so. 7 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,168 Only the best for my girl. Isn't that right, guys? 8 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,637 Woo, woo, woo, Wolf pack! 9 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:21,308 If we keep up the effort like this, then I can get a scholarship easy! 10 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,577 Then there's no stopping till I turn pro. 11 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,714 - You know what that means? - That you can be a pro? 12 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,384 Yeah, damn fuckin' right I can be a pro athlete. 13 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:34,688 Fame, money, women. 14 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,958 And all the booze and weed we can get our hands on! 15 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,662 Woo, woo, woo, Wolf pack! 16 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,507 I'm happy that makes you happy, 17 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:47,735 but I have to go. I said I'd be back by 9:00. 18 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,572 Don't be a party pooper, babe. You ain't a kid anymore. 19 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:55,376 You're a big girl. Your dad needs to understand that. 20 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:59,580 He's bugging you, 'cause you're the only one he's got power over. 21 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,651 He thinks he can tell you where to go and who to go with, 22 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:08,622 but for Christ's sakes, the bastard doesn't even have a job. He's a zero! 23 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,126 - It's not his fault. - Yeah, right. 24 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,563 Biff, how about we get everybody together and go up to my place? 25 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:20,034 My parents are gone to San Diego for the weekend. The whole house is ours. 26 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:23,465 Your parents are probably fixing their marriage with some sex in the zoo, 27 00:03:23,566 --> 00:03:27,641 banging in the water park, checking out the kangaroos, how they do it. 28 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:32,079 - Fucking funny, McNeal. - I think it is. How about you, babe? 29 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,724 Is it funny? 30 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,826 Hey, Tully! Why in such a hurry? 31 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:46,360 Mommy probably slept with someone again, but she didn't leave the key. 32 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,800 He cannot go home! 33 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:54,969 Tully! Wouldn't you like to join us? It's time to start acting like a man! 34 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:59,206 All the girls are beautiful over here, and the moonlight, 35 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:02,510 and the best football team in the world! 36 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,677 Yeah, yeah! 37 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:07,819 If you spend only five minutes with us, your balls will drop for sure! 38 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:13,888 How about we forgive each other for what we did 39 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,757 and become friends? 40 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,359 I never did anything to you. 41 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,897 Of course you didn't! Of course you didn't. 42 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:26,167 But you know what, Tully? 43 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,737 This... was the part of the initiation! 44 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:32,907 Now you're one of us. Did you know that? 45 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,409 Now you're a member of the Wolf pack! 46 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:40,414 You're a wolf! The most dangerous animal in the forest! 47 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,216 Woo, woo, Wolf pack! 48 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:45,152 - Jenny? Tell him. - Biff, leave him alone! 49 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,788 Jenny thinks the same too! Girls? 50 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:51,926 - We love you, Tully! - Do you hear that? 51 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:58,272 Hey, Earth calling Sam! Lose the bike and join us. 52 00:05:09,808 --> 00:05:11,688 City lights. 53 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,617 Stars. 54 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,254 Beautiful, isn't it? 55 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,590 Yeah, it is. 56 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:26,670 Do you know what's more beautiful than this? 57 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:34,002 Pussy! And I know that's what you want, Sammy boy! 58 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,638 That is what you want. 59 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,773 A girl, right? 60 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:44,378 Rather than those nicely cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 61 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:47,047 as your best friends during breaks! 62 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,416 Ain't that right? 63 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:53,287 - I gotta go, guys. - Of course you should, of course. 64 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,023 But I know something 65 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,627 much more interesting. 66 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,396 Something that would make you feel 67 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:07,001 like a real fucking man! 68 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:10,938 - A trial, if you wish. - Biff, leave him alone! 69 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,874 That was enough! You're not funny! 70 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:18,612 Do you see, Sam? She is such a good girl. 71 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:23,484 She tries to protect everyone and does everything for you. 72 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:28,528 Whatever you like. And I mean everything! 73 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,035 You know what I mean? 74 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:36,930 So how about it, Tully? Would you like her? 75 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,066 You would like the girl, ain't that right? 76 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,979 You're an asshole, Biff! Take me home now! 77 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,972 Now, you listen to me, Tully. 78 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:50,277 What would you do for a kiss from my babe? 79 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:54,281 - From my sexy Jenny? - Go to hell! 80 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:58,019 What would you give for that? 81 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:02,196 I... I've really got to go home now, I'm sorry. 82 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,632 He should go to the old amusement park 83 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:16,240 and come back with some kind of evidence like, some corpses. 84 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,340 - Would you do it? - Tully, yes! 85 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,042 Would you go in the old amusement park? 86 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,745 Is our little Jenny worth that much to you? 87 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,315 You're out of your mind! If you don't take me home right now, 88 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,784 I'm gonna walk. But I'm not going alone. 89 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,555 - Come on, Sam, let's go! - Tully! 90 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:38,396 Just look at this body. 91 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,830 Wouldn't it be worth it? 92 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,121 Biff, that is not a funny joke. That's enough! 93 00:07:45,222 --> 00:07:50,204 Shut the fuck up, Lou! Who said that I'm joking? 94 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:54,475 So, Tully, would it be worth it to you? 95 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,443 Yes or no? 96 00:07:56,543 --> 00:08:01,148 And I only want to hear one word. 97 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,550 Yes! Tully, yes! 98 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,987 - Tully, yes! - Tully, Tully, Tully! 99 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,389 - I... - So? 100 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,659 I... 101 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,793 All right, I'll do it! 102 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,863 You know what, big boy? 103 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:20,100 Biff. That might not be such a good idea. You know that place is not cool. 104 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,373 Did you shit yourself? Are you fucking chicken? 105 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,543 Of course not, you idiot! Only my dad's gonna kill me if he finds out I was there. 106 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:33,113 I only know one thing, 107 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,150 and that's Tully is gonna show us all tonight 108 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:39,229 that he has real balls! 109 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,488 Gentlemen! 110 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:46,326 Let's... broaden our minds! 111 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:50,297 - To the park! - To the park! 112 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,499 The coach awaits, my lady. 113 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,403 Come on, babe! 114 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:59,812 Westlake is pretty far from here. I'll take you home. 115 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:17,057 And now, let's drink to Tully! 116 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:21,228 Our new hero who's gonna show us poor dogs 117 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,064 what true love really means. 118 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,867 Tully, Tully! 119 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,936 Tully, Tully, Tully! 120 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,377 Are you ready Tully? 121 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,216 You don't have to do this, Sam. 122 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,820 I'm ready. 123 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,294 I love this kid! 124 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:55,696 It's time, buddy. Right now it's... 125 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,732 10:00. 126 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,043 - So... - Tully, Tully! 127 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,407 Five minutes... 128 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,349 past midnight. 129 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,116 So, five minutes after midnight, 130 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:20,053 you should come out and bring something with you. 131 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,956 Something scary. 132 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:27,327 My old man told me no one's set foot on these grounds since 1928. 133 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,898 - It was like Black Friday or something. - So that's why you are so smart. 134 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,334 Family heritage or, you know, something. 135 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,189 Fuck off, jerry! I'm serious! They reopened it in the '60s, 136 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:41,152 but they had another accident. Like 50 people died, so they closed it down again. 137 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,814 The clock is ticking, man. 138 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,351 - Tully boy! - Woo, woo, woo! 139 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,155 - Tully boy! - Woo! 140 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,992 And don't forget, Tully! Bring me something nice! 141 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,535 Something nice, I said! 142 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,531 We won't see him again. 143 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:13,174 - We should really go now, guys. - Not on my watch. 144 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:15,776 - What, you want to wait until midnight? - Of course. 145 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,480 The little prick will bring me a gift. 146 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:25,285 Isn't that right, kitty cat? What a man wouldn't do for a real woman. 147 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:29,490 Go to hell, Biff! You can all go to hell! 148 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:34,227 What's wrong, babe? Maybe you'd like to go in with the little moron. 149 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,797 You know what? You don't know anything! 150 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,600 And none of your idiot friends do! 151 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:44,312 And if anyone is a complete moron in this place, it would only be you! 152 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:12,570 Stupid Biff. Stupid friends. Stupid. 153 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,488 - Sam! - Jenny, what are you doing here? 154 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:18,325 I came in after you. It was silly of you to come in here. 155 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,828 Biff and the others are complete idiots. 156 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,530 - You shouldn't be here at all. - Jenny! 157 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,024 I appreciate you doing this for me, but this whole thing... 158 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,370 their stupid game, Biff's stupid game... 159 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,006 - Jen! - Oh, when he's drunk... 160 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,577 oh, it's complicated, 161 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,090 but I don't want you to do this just 'cause of me. 162 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,648 - What the hell was that? - I have no idea. 163 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:26,353 Something weird, like eastern magic and freaks. 164 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,424 But whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that now everyone knows we're here. 165 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:38,671 The "Sea of Love." There might be someone there. 166 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,913 - What? What are you waiting for? - I just hate spiders. 167 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,556 - Sam? - Jenny. 168 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,194 Sam, I think that someone's in that boat. 169 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:13,199 And he's watching me. Hey, sir? 170 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,505 - Jenny, don't get any closer! - Sir? 171 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,220 Biff! Not funny! 172 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,088 Stop this stupid game! 173 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:37,096 - Stop it right now! - Jen, this isn't a good idea. 174 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,404 Look, the boat is empty. 175 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,943 Look, I can see a way out! 176 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,926 This really isn't the Sea of Love. 177 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,793 Do you hear that? 178 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,564 - What? - That noise. 179 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,240 It's coming from over there! 180 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,931 Something is really messed up about this place. 181 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,033 - What? - We've got to get away from here! 182 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,970 - I can't hear you! I can't hear anything! - We got to get out of here! 183 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,341 Jenny! 184 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,980 Welcome to my fairy tale. 185 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,818 Let's get this party started! 186 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:48,388 Feel free to call me something like this: 187 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:53,260 Clown... Clowney... Mr. Clown. 188 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,030 But never, never call me Dorothy! 189 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,235 I hate that fuckin' name! 190 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,739 This... this... 191 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,043 Sam, I'm scared... please. 192 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:14,489 And I thought school was bad. That thing was not human! 193 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:52,252 A teeny tiny mouse 194 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,955 sneaked into my house. 195 00:20:56,055 --> 00:21:00,193 He wants to find some cheese 196 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,030 or some juicy freshy peas, 197 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,334 but finally what he found 198 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,674 buries him into the ground. 199 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,718 My rhymes are probably crap. 200 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,918 But you walked into my trap. 201 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,981 Did you see that thing? It looked like a clown. 202 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,887 Clown or not, that's what we saw. 203 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,423 I've had enough of the lights turning on and off. 204 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:09,996 - Look! We'll go inside and call for help. - Do you think the phone still works? 205 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:13,499 I'm calling my dad, and then I'm gonna call the police. 206 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,702 And then I'm gonna grab Biff Russell's head 207 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:19,481 and beat it against the side of his stupid car until I feel better. 208 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,121 What? 209 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,994 Sam. Can I ask you something? 210 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:13,326 What's in your bag? You've had it ever since we got in here. 211 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,496 And you're holding on to it like your life depends on it. 212 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:22,910 This... it's just a backpack. 213 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,212 I see. 214 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,580 Just a backpack, huh? 215 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,588 These... 216 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,325 These are important things to me. 217 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:50,401 Like this comic book. I've read it like a hundred times already... 218 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,901 because in comic books, anything can happen. 219 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,504 The good guy always wins 220 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,812 and... anything is possible. 221 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,289 And it's so... it's so colorful. 222 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:08,514 I... 223 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:14,821 I just carry the bag because I'm afraid that if I put it down somewhere, 224 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:17,963 it'll get lost and I'll lose all the things that I love. 225 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:26,382 Of course, it's just a comic book and... and some crap, but... 226 00:24:26,483 --> 00:24:30,670 somehow, that's me. My whole life's in this. 227 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,876 You're saying your whole life is in this bag? 228 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,314 Maybe. 229 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:47,694 I'm gonna go and take a look over there. There might be an exit. 230 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,570 Well, hello. 231 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,196 Did you say something? 232 00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,199 Not a single word. 233 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,535 A little bit to the right. 234 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,910 Right. Lower. 235 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:11,014 It's a rare moment to find such a beautiful couple around here. 236 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,881 This has got to be a bad dream. 237 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:18,756 Compared to what awaits you here, this is really nothing. 238 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,594 What... 239 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:25,958 What are you? 240 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:30,830 I'm a teakettle, asshole! What'd you think? Marilyn Monroe? 241 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,867 What is this place? And are you the one that keeps playing with the lights? 242 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:40,973 Are you a fucking retard or what? As I said, I'm a fucking teakettle, 243 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:44,243 not a stupid lamplighter from "The Little Prince"! 244 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:48,481 What is this place, you ask? Well, honey, this place is your worst nightmare, 245 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,883 the hell of those who were expelled from hell, 246 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:54,754 the rollercoaster of death, the asshole of Cerberus 247 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:58,157 - or at least something very similar. - Sam, let's get the hell out of here! 248 00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:02,605 Would you just shut your dirty, diseased traps? You're driving me fucking nuts! 249 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,505 Hey, Biff! Aren't you going after your girl? 250 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,509 They might be riding the merry-go-around together 251 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,454 or, you know, something else. 252 00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:24,317 Shut the fuck up, Jerry! This is not funny. 253 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:28,659 The little whore called me a moron! 254 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:36,232 The little whore called me a moron... 255 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:41,143 and she kicked a dent in my car! 256 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,072 My beautiful fucking car! 257 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,634 Now what? 258 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:19,438 Well, if we don't go out at midnight, maybe Biff and the others will come in after us. 259 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:22,141 What? Biff, the knight in shining armor? 260 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:28,114 Look, I'm really sorry you have to deal with this. 261 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:32,663 It's my fault. You're here because of me. 262 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,631 Biff and... 263 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:42,512 I hate Biff. He's a selfish, arrogant, bullying, 264 00:27:42,613 --> 00:27:46,567 dumb, envious, cocky egomaniac. 265 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,370 - Are you hearing this, too? - Yeah, there's music. 266 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,973 Maybe there is someone here who can help! 267 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,709 Maybe it's whoever is playing with the lights. 268 00:27:56,809 --> 00:28:00,728 Or another talking creature. Like a talking clock, 269 00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:04,856 or a reindeer... or maybe it's the clown. 270 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:07,024 Maybe. 271 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,625 So this is where you want to wait for my selfish, dumb, bullying, arrogant, envious, 272 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:15,528 - cocky... did I miss something? - Egomaniac. 273 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:19,665 Yeah. So this is where you want to wait for my selfish, egomaniac ex-boyfriend 274 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:23,035 and his stupid friends, or are we going to get the hell out of here? 275 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,271 A dickhead. That's what I left out. 276 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:29,148 A major dickhead. Captain of the dickheads. 277 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,945 Wait a minute. 278 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,049 What did you say? Your... 279 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:38,785 your ex-boyfriend? 280 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,153 Yeah. 281 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,495 I'm not dating a selfish, egomaniac guy. 282 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:48,260 I... I... 283 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,865 Oh, I don't know if you've noticed, but it stinks like a skunk in here. 284 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,870 Biff's been here before. 285 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:01,574 Oh, the stench is awful. 286 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:05,544 Let's move on. I could throw up! 287 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:31,437 Fuck me! This piece of shit is stuck again! 288 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:35,341 Dennis! Dennis! 289 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,750 Are you sitting on your fucking ears? 290 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,616 What took you so long? 291 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:46,185 I was putting the clothes out to dry. 292 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,522 Fucking funny. You don't even have hands. 293 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:53,793 It could be that I'm lying, then. What do you want, wormface? 294 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:57,797 This shitty gramophone is busted again. 295 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:02,468 No, don't give me that surprised look. It was expected. 296 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,705 I don't know why we have to dick around 297 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:09,108 with these old pieces of shit. 298 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,144 Why can't we use something... 299 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,680 modern stuff? 300 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,882 I'm sick of these gothic losers. 301 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:21,387 I mean, why don't we modernize? 302 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,956 Why do we have to do 303 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:28,027 the same old crap for 500 years? 304 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:31,197 Sure, sure, I understand... 305 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,567 tradition and all that boring shit. 306 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:38,404 But this is not the fucking Buckingham Palace! 307 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,340 And I am not the royal family! 308 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,811 Or is that how I look like to you? Seriously now, Dennis. 309 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:49,548 Do I look like a fucking prince? 310 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,150 Are you finished? 311 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,954 - I'm gonna go look at the gramophone. - Just getting started! 312 00:30:55,054 --> 00:31:00,392 I am absolutely en-ra-ged! 313 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,695 Sometimes I would just like to say 314 00:31:02,795 --> 00:31:07,066 the boss is a cheap bastard. 315 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:10,336 He has no balls to change anything. 316 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:14,073 Suck my balls, Drew. You won't drag me into this crap. 317 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:19,078 If you want to modernize so much, you could really just change music once in a while. 318 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:22,682 It's just that it would be nice to hear something else. 319 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:25,317 Johnny Cash or Bowie. 320 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,386 Bowie my ass! 321 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:32,731 That guy is giving me the willies. What does that man look like? 322 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:36,462 Does he have just one mirror in the house? 323 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:40,699 - Sinatra, Sammy, Dino... - Jenny... 324 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,968 I think we have three choices. 325 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,070 - One... - ...Bing. 326 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,940 ...we go through there, but I don't want to go through there. 327 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,678 Two, we go back to the talking teakettle. 328 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:56,159 But I don't want to go back to the talking teakettle. 329 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,917 And three, 330 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,821 - the clown. - Bored of sex. 331 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,789 - I don't want to see the clown again. - How could you 332 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,524 be bored of it? You're just a fucking... 333 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,093 - I think we have another option. - ...sphere. 334 00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:10,273 Let's get the fuck out of here! 335 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,367 Pretty good joke, wasn't it? 336 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,864 You little shit! 337 00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:58,007 Don't touch anything. 338 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,174 What the hell happened here? 339 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,913 Some people set fire to this place... 340 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:10,582 after they lost their jobs. They didn't want to have fun. 341 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,287 They just wanted to be able put food on the table. 342 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,622 How do you know that? 343 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,691 My dad. 344 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:22,429 He, reads a lot now that he stays home. 345 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,966 - I'm sorry about that. - About what? 346 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,201 That he can't get a job. 347 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:33,105 Oh, he'd get one, but... 348 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,878 it's easier to stay home and drink. 349 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:40,883 You know, Biff was right. 350 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:46,658 Jenny, I'm sorry. 351 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,491 Don't be. 352 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:56,762 Ever since my mom died, it's like... 353 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,340 he's just trying to find his place in the world, I guess. 354 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:04,380 It's not his fault. I really love him. 355 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,843 - What was that? - I think it's just a bat. 356 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,908 I think it's dozens of bats! 357 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,858 Okay. 358 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,978 Fuckin' shithole of a house. 359 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,784 Biff! 360 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:37,383 Biff! Hey! 361 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:41,796 - Who's there? - Don't you recognize my voice? 362 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,691 Who the hell are you, asshole? 363 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:49,670 I'm your horny mommy. 364 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:54,041 Then get ready to have your ass kicked! 365 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:01,316 Do you want a diaper? 366 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,246 Tell me... 367 00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:09,320 how's about a little... tongue? 368 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:50,355 Hey, hey, hey, look at those two beauties! 369 00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:53,892 Oh, my goodness. What a lovely... 370 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,197 smell it. 371 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,237 Oh, no, not again! 372 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:06,138 I can't restrain myself. I have to chew their brains out. 373 00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:10,108 I want to feel that juicy taste. I want to suck 'em all to the last drop. 374 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:14,980 I want to lick it down from their... from their broken skulls. I want 'em. 375 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,283 Shut up, you stupid perv! What's wrong with you? 376 00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:21,787 I'm so horny, man. Freakin' horny. 377 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,658 Hey, you sexy, brainy beast. Come to papa! I'm gonna eat your brains out! 378 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,095 Slowly, softly... 379 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:33,070 yum-yum. Yum. 380 00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:38,575 Did you hear that noise? 381 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,647 What noise? 382 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:45,444 Never mind. 383 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:49,486 I just hate this place so much. 384 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,853 I've had it up to here with this whole place! 385 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,625 Sam? 386 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,677 Sam? 387 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,741 Sam! 388 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:54,357 Sam! 389 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:15,066 Sometimes everyone needs to relax a bit. 390 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:20,405 You wouldn't like to fall apart either, would you, Sammy boy? 391 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:24,143 You wouldn't want to fall to pieces. 392 00:45:13,445 --> 00:45:16,323 Don't run away, partner. 393 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:32,631 I'm just a tiny, lonely yellow duck 394 00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:36,410 who wants to play with his duck-dude. 395 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:53,785 Just like my momma said, 396 00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:56,054 "Quack, quack, quacker. 397 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:58,894 Time to die, motherfucker!" 398 00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:34,525 Sam? 399 00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:22,616 Jenny. 400 00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:27,312 Jenny. Jenny. 401 00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,322 He wants you, Jenny. 402 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,424 He kill you, Jenny. 403 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:38,894 Jenny. 404 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:44,370 He'll kill you, Jenny. 405 00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:04,015 Sam! Sam! 406 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,691 Sam! Sam! 407 00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:25,443 Sam... 408 00:48:37,849 --> 00:48:42,487 Here comes your nasty little friend! 409 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:46,864 I came as soon as I could. I hope I'm not late. 410 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,765 What do you want from me? 411 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:58,636 Oh, it would take a long time to tell. 412 00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:01,646 I'd rather show you. 413 00:49:16,888 --> 00:49:18,656 Samuel Tully! 414 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:22,227 You will come back right now 415 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:25,263 and I will tear out 416 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,868 your heart! 417 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:39,990 Hello, my pretty. 418 00:52:44,028 --> 00:52:46,574 Did you come to play with me? 419 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,233 To... to play? 420 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:52,703 Yes. You can start. 421 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:55,840 Start what? Oh, my God. 422 00:52:55,940 --> 00:53:00,912 Are you a talking spider? What are the rules? 423 00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:06,050 The rules are made up during play. You have to make a move. 424 00:53:06,150 --> 00:53:09,620 If you lose, I'll eat well today. 425 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:14,525 No. You go first. 426 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:17,203 I'll give you a little bit of a head start. 427 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:23,434 So, I'm facing a master of games. 428 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:26,470 Good. Very good. 429 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:30,875 Let's see. Use the head to throw. 430 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,486 Excuse me? 431 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:41,219 Now, I made a throw 432 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:44,755 and I will say what I am supposed to. 433 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:48,693 One, two, four, six. 434 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:53,035 These fine little corpses can do no tricks. 435 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:04,108 Talk about blind luck. 436 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,513 A good throw, a nice throw. 437 00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:10,781 Won't you say the line? 438 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:13,084 The... the line? 439 00:54:13,184 --> 00:54:15,486 The line, of course. 440 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,557 Five, one... 441 00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:21,325 four and two. 442 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:24,262 I hope these lines are good enough for you. 443 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:28,599 Oh, you are good. Very good. 444 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,002 But let's see how you deal with this! 445 00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:34,338 Two, seven, six, three. 446 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:38,418 I'll cut your head off and eat your knee! 447 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:56,027 Seven, three, nine, two. 448 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:59,564 You'll lose if you don't let me go, too. 449 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:04,735 This can't be true! You must be a true champion! 450 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:09,307 I have to get myself together. One, six, seven, four. 451 00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:12,818 I'll rip your heart out on the second floor. 452 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:25,089 Five, three, two, seven and five. 453 00:55:25,189 --> 00:55:27,792 I believe it's your final jive. 454 00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,294 I'm gonna shit my pants! 455 00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:34,966 No... hell no! This can't be true! 456 00:55:35,066 --> 00:55:38,603 No one has ever beaten me! No! 457 00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:43,335 - Take it! - It's... it's a... 458 00:55:43,436 --> 00:55:47,351 I couldn't bear the shame. I had to quit on top. 459 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:28,346 I'm gonna eat... your... 460 00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:30,548 soul... 461 00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:33,127 buddy. 462 00:59:56,326 --> 00:59:59,468 - Jenny! - Sam! 463 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:05,038 I thought I'd never see you again. 464 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,013 Let's get out of here! 465 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,731 Where we came in, we should also be able to get out that way. 466 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,799 It's like we've been wandering around for years. 467 01:00:35,899 --> 01:00:38,744 Do you think its past midnight? What happened to Biff? 468 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:43,774 - Jenny. - Yeah? 469 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:47,811 I have to tell you something, and I have to tell you something right now, 470 01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:52,182 because if I don't tell you now, I might never get the chance to. 471 01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:54,118 Sam, I don't think now's the time. 472 01:00:54,818 --> 01:01:00,696 Jenny, I have to tell you something right now, because I might never... 473 01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:04,762 You're such a wonderful girl... 474 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:09,904 and you deserve so much better than that idiot Biff and his stupid buddies. 475 01:01:11,402 --> 01:01:14,972 You're smart and funny... 476 01:01:15,072 --> 01:01:19,153 and charming and smart and... 477 01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:23,283 unbelievably beautiful. 478 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:28,062 I just want you to know that I... I... 479 01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:31,757 Somebody help! 480 01:01:34,258 --> 01:01:36,934 I'm begging you! 481 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:40,070 I'm bleeding! 482 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:51,509 I ate her brains. Completely, totally. 483 01:01:51,609 --> 01:01:54,278 I didn't dick around with it. I did it right. 484 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,381 This woman was tasty. 485 01:01:58,081 --> 01:02:01,385 As always, so damn exciting. 486 01:02:01,985 --> 01:02:05,923 You know what? You are the most cynical scumbag on this planet. 487 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,591 So what's going on otherwise? 488 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,895 Ginger said that he doesn't want to be cleaning bloody mirrors 489 01:02:11,996 --> 01:02:16,038 for the next few days. He didn't have an appetite for that rat. 490 01:02:16,367 --> 01:02:18,235 Shut up! 491 01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:22,873 Couldn't you do this somewhere else? It's grossly disgusting. 492 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:24,977 I'm sorry. 493 01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:29,680 My stomach's been acting up. 494 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,283 Biff! We can't let them kill him, Sam! 495 01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:36,286 Let's tear him apart, here and now. I want his brain. 496 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:40,290 I smell it. I wanna chew it out. 497 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:45,062 Why here? Why can't you wait a little bit longer? 498 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:50,167 You are a fucking lazy brainman. I'm carrying this heavy rat. 499 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,436 So tell me... tell me now... 500 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:55,143 why the hell can't you wait? 501 01:02:56,573 --> 01:03:01,045 Why can't we take him to the Ferris wheel and tear him apart? 502 01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:04,214 Oh, I love tearing stuff apart. 503 01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:08,919 Maybe it's because we've done this a thousand times? It's boring. 504 01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:12,990 I still don't think the Ferris wheel is boring. 505 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:15,259 I don't! I really don't. 506 01:03:15,759 --> 01:03:18,395 That's because you are a major ass. 507 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:24,001 Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! 508 01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:27,938 I've had freakin' enough! It's fucking unbelievable! 509 01:03:28,038 --> 01:03:30,846 Unbelievable that you can't shut your giant trap. 510 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:37,892 And "blah, blah, blah," all day long, all day long. 511 01:03:40,684 --> 01:03:44,254 And since there is no other dumb-ass who can listen to you, 512 01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:49,226 I have to do it all the fucking time! 513 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,661 And a little bit more. 514 01:03:50,761 --> 01:03:54,832 Oh my God, oh my God! You are such an antisocial prick! 515 01:03:55,432 --> 01:04:00,170 Antisocial? Me? Have you ever looked in a fucking mirror? 516 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,940 What the hell are you thinking, man? Look at yourself! 517 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,212 Like a fuckin' twin sister of that fuckin' elephant man. 518 01:04:09,412 --> 01:04:11,665 - That hurt. - I'm not done yet. 519 01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:15,419 Do you think you are so damn entertaining that you're gonna be the next Eddie Murphy 520 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,387 or the next Arsenio Hall? 521 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:20,263 - Oh, hell no! - Let me go! 522 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:26,396 Oh my God, what is that fucking smell? 523 01:04:26,996 --> 01:04:31,868 Never mind. The issue is, what do we do with this rat? 524 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:33,875 Shut up! 525 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:37,708 You know what? Fuck it. 526 01:04:37,808 --> 01:04:39,610 Do it yourself. 527 01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:42,846 Fine, fine! Fine! 528 01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:44,681 Oh my God, fine! 529 01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:45,916 So be it! 530 01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:50,158 I don't care either! I won't do your work for you! 531 01:04:51,822 --> 01:04:54,725 You fucking brain-eating moron! 532 01:04:54,825 --> 01:04:57,461 - Moron! - I heard that! 533 01:04:57,561 --> 01:05:00,473 Then fuck you! 534 01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:06,140 And fuck you too. 535 01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:17,681 Biff! Biff, are you okay? 536 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:19,383 Jenny? 537 01:05:19,983 --> 01:05:22,586 Jenny! Those... 538 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:24,989 did you see them? 539 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,826 You have to stand up. We have to get out of here. 540 01:05:28,926 --> 01:05:31,995 What are they? What were they? 541 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:35,642 They were not human! Those... those... 542 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:41,076 What?! This is all your fault, you little shit! 543 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:45,809 - Biff, don't do this! - If this little dumb-ass 544 01:05:45,909 --> 01:05:49,680 hadn't come along trying to steal my girlfriend, 545 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:52,583 I wouldn't be in this much shit now. 546 01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:58,121 What I want to do more than anything else is run your guts up a flagpole, 547 01:05:58,221 --> 01:06:00,657 you little worm! 548 01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:04,136 If I ever see... 549 01:06:19,776 --> 01:06:23,280 - Jenny, run! I'll lead one away! - Sam, no! 550 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:15,007 I hate this fucking amusement park! 551 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:24,275 All right. Fuck it! 552 01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:31,148 Nobody fucks with Biff Russell, you hear? 553 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:33,123 Nobody fucks with... 554 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,741 Let me off this thing! 555 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:09,153 Just let me off! Let me off! 556 01:09:12,448 --> 01:09:15,185 Hello, Sam. 557 01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:18,388 I hope you got some rest. 558 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:20,758 Let me go! 559 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:25,529 I can't do that, unfortunately. 560 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:30,534 - There's nothing funny in it. - This is funny? Killing people? 561 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:36,582 Torturing them? This whole goddamn place is the brainchild of your sick mind! 562 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,416 You call this a joke? 563 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,645 How can it not be funny? 564 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,783 After all... I'm laughing! 565 01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:53,099 I will tell you a story, my friend. 566 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:03,567 I like good stories. May I? 567 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:08,216 So, the fish, the penguin... 568 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:16,680 Well, sorry, it's just hard to tell it without laughing. 569 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:21,618 So, the fish, the penguin and the chainsaw 570 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,287 go on a camping trip. 571 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:28,125 They go on a small hike on the third day. 572 01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:31,928 Nothing too serious... just to the next wood over... 573 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:36,877 but they still get lost. Can you follow? 574 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,804 Well, now. 575 01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:45,609 As they mope around the woods, night falls. 576 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:49,146 They can barely see a thing in the dark. 577 01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:53,917 They stumble about. They're scared shitless. 578 01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:58,722 You know how it is. So, the fish speaks up and says, 579 01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:02,192 "We've got to make a plan to live through this. 580 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:05,162 If we don't get out of here soon, 581 01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:07,998 we must sacrifice one of us 582 01:11:08,098 --> 01:11:11,134 to have something to eat." 583 01:11:11,234 --> 01:11:13,770 You sick animal, untie me! 584 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:18,408 Wait. It's not even remotely over. 585 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:21,945 The penguin thinks about what the fish said 586 01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:25,515 and asks the chainsaw, "Look, buddy. 587 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:28,852 How long can you go without food?" 588 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:33,790 In response, the chainsaw cuts off the penguin's head 589 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:37,761 without a word and turns to the fish, 590 01:11:37,861 --> 01:11:40,397 "I hope you don't mind." 591 01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:43,933 The fish replies, "Of course not. 592 01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:50,340 "I didn't get it anyway... what is a penguin doing in a fucking forest?" 593 01:11:53,109 --> 01:11:54,444 It kills me. 594 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:58,615 Just so that you understand, 595 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:02,085 you have no business here whatsoever. 596 01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:06,022 Neither you nor your little girlfriend. 597 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:10,360 Hereabouts, we easily sacrifice anybody 598 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:13,804 to help the others survive... 599 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:17,567 those long days... 600 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,804 extremely easily. 601 01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:23,106 With your permission, 602 01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:26,409 I have some minor business to deal with... 603 01:12:26,509 --> 01:12:29,549 your little girlfriend. 604 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:38,588 She is being very naughty. 605 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:42,397 Leave her alone! You hear me? I'm right here! 606 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,967 She's not the one you need! 607 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:53,803 Oh, she is. 608 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,473 I think I need her 609 01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:59,882 more than anything. 610 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:35,119 Sam? Sam? 611 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:46,290 Maybe you are waiting for someone, my dear? 612 01:13:49,026 --> 01:13:51,227 If I was mean, 613 01:13:51,327 --> 01:13:56,069 I would think that you were not happy to see me. 614 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,268 What's wrong? 615 01:13:58,368 --> 01:14:03,173 Maybe you don't find me as good as good old Sam? 616 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:05,911 What have you done to him? 617 01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,845 Nothing... yet. 618 01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:11,948 He still has both of his eyes. 619 01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:15,685 Hereabouts, that's pretty rare. 620 01:14:16,785 --> 01:14:21,691 - You're not a real clown, are you? - You may be right, 621 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,531 but don't tell anyone! 622 01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:34,838 But in truth, if you ask me what I am, 623 01:14:35,438 --> 01:14:38,608 I can tell you easily, 624 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:43,947 I am the worst nightmare you've ever had. 625 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:47,217 I'm the eternal scream 626 01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:51,988 in the innocent children's frozen minds! 627 01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:55,558 I am the Grim Reaper 628 01:14:55,658 --> 01:15:00,063 of every hope and every soul! 629 01:15:00,463 --> 01:15:04,401 I am the great collector. 630 01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,604 The bone crusher. 631 01:15:07,704 --> 01:15:12,014 The spawn of darkness! 632 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:18,314 I'm your last friend in this stinking place. 633 01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:21,718 Feel free to call me something like this: 634 01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:24,387 Clown... 635 01:15:24,487 --> 01:15:26,890 Clowney... 636 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:30,126 Mr. Clown. 637 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:34,597 But never, never call me Dorothy! 638 01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:37,607 I hate that fucking name. 639 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:43,709 "Dorothy." You wouldn't dare. 640 01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,961 Take this shit off of me! 641 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:03,126 Fuck you! 642 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:06,129 Release me! 643 01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:11,968 The fish, the penguin and the chainsaw go camping together. 644 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:15,138 Release me, or I swear 645 01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:17,707 I will kill you! 646 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:22,806 They go on a small hike on the third day... nothing too serious, 647 01:16:22,907 --> 01:16:26,449 - just over to the next wood. - Fuck you! 648 01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:29,085 They still get lost. Can you follow? 649 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:32,889 As they mope around the woods, night falls. 650 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:36,559 They can barely see a thing in the dark. They stumble about. 651 01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:40,169 They're scared shitless. You know how it is. 652 01:16:42,665 --> 01:16:47,070 So the fish speaks up and says, "We've got to make a plan to live through this. 653 01:16:47,170 --> 01:16:48,938 If we don't get out of here soon, 654 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:54,027 we must sacrifice one of us to have something to eat." So the penguin replies, 655 01:16:54,128 --> 01:16:57,347 "Fuck your plan! Fuck yourself, you little..." 656 01:16:57,447 --> 01:17:01,551 That's not how the joke goes. 657 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,721 You screw up... 658 01:17:04,821 --> 01:17:08,130 even my joke! 659 01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:13,533 Fucking fish! 660 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:43,998 Oh, you really lit me up. 661 01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:17,661 - You're bleeding. - It's just a scratch. 662 01:18:17,961 --> 01:18:21,831 - What happened to your glasses? - You won't believe me if I told you. 663 01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:25,211 I had to shoot out the brain of a giant spider with a shotgun. 664 01:18:25,312 --> 01:18:28,044 Okay. Okay, you won. 665 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:38,247 I... 666 01:18:39,474 --> 01:18:41,354 thank you. 667 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,187 It's... it's nothing. 668 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:47,430 It's what I'm here for. 669 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:20,757 Your drawings are rubbish by the way. They look nothing like me. 670 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,327 All right, sorry. You're such a smart alec. 671 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:28,500 - Excuse me, Mr. Comic Book. - It's good that you got a pretty face. 672 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:33,069 It's good that you... I don't... 673 01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:36,806 Okay, so... so you're all brave now, yeah? 674 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:38,941 You're gonna not be afraid of spiders or anything? 675 01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,978 - Excuse me, I can handle myself, okay? - God, what was that? 676 01:19:42,078 --> 01:19:44,481 - Oh, you're trying to freak me out now. - Shut up. 677 01:19:44,581 --> 01:19:48,218 - Oh, I'm so scared. Biff! Biff! - That's not funny. 678 01:19:48,718 --> 01:19:52,426 - Don't speak ill of the dead. - Okay, okay, sorry. 679 01:22:08,324 --> 01:22:09,935 What was that? 680 01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:16,173 I think it's a velociraptor. 681 01:22:26,909 --> 01:22:29,717 I think it's dozens of velociraptors! 682 01:22:37,052 --> 01:22:39,625 - Yes! - Cut! 51416

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