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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:29,917 INDISTINCT CHATTER 2 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:56,417 Oh, hello! 3 00:01:56,501 --> 00:01:58,876 Hello. Are you er... Hannah? 4 00:01:59,334 --> 00:02:00,626 It's Hann-arh, actually. 5 00:02:01,001 --> 00:02:03,167 Oh, right. - And this is "Clarh". 6 00:02:03,251 --> 00:02:04,626 Oh. I'm Annie. 7 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,376 Oh! Do come in, "Annyah". 8 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:10,334 Thank you. - All right? 9 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,001 FRONT DOOR CLOSES 10 00:02:20,459 --> 00:02:23,251 I've just given Charlie his dinner - sorry! 11 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:24,667 This is Charlie 12 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:27,126 and I'm Charlie's aunt. As in, "Aunt I, Charlie?" 13 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:28,501 You behave yourself. 14 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:32,251 Bloody hell, she's on drugs! 15 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,834 - It's for me asthma. - Oh, right! 16 00:02:36,709 --> 00:02:38,626 D'you mind if I smoke? - No. 17 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,626 It's a bit kamikaze, innit? Ha! 18 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:43,667 What course are you on? 19 00:02:44,501 --> 00:02:47,292 Psychology. - Bloody hell! I better get out my cap! 20 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,292 Psychoanalysis hardly comes into it at all. - Oh, really? 21 00:02:50,459 --> 00:02:53,417 Psychology's actually the scientific study of human behaviour. 22 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:56,334 That's all right, then, cos I'm a dirty rat! 23 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:57,584 You could study her. 24 00:02:58,751 --> 00:03:00,376 So you both do English then. 25 00:03:00,459 --> 00:03:02,042 Yeah. - "To be or not to be." 26 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:03,667 "That is the question." - A very good one. 27 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,584 I know what you mean. Yeah. 28 00:03:06,209 --> 00:03:08,334 This is my favourite band, The Cure. 29 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,917 Oh! It's hers as well. - Really? 30 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,667 No. 31 00:03:12,751 --> 00:03:15,584 So, what do you think of the old place? 32 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:18,501 Nice, yeah. £30 a week inclusive. 33 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:22,876 But I'm a bit worried cos what does "must have GSOH" mean? 34 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:25,001 Cos I don't know if I've got one, you see. 35 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:31,292 Oh, right. Er, that just means... "good sense of housekeeping" dunnit? 36 00:03:31,626 --> 00:03:35,042 Oh, right, well, I have to dust a lot cos of me allergies so... 37 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,334 It means "good sense of humour". 38 00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:41,292 An analogy to dust. What could that be? 39 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:43,292 Er... God's dandruff, maybe. 40 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:45,084 Is that eczema? 41 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,876 No. It's dermatitis. 42 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:50,876 Better than determinitis, which is what I've got. Let's face it. 43 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:58,542 Did you walk? 44 00:03:58,626 --> 00:04:00,126 No, I got a taxi. 45 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:02,917 Hello! 46 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,084 Hello. - All right. 47 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:16,459 Go on then, Annie, make yourself at home. 48 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,042 Pervert! 49 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:20,167 She's been to see her mum. 50 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,459 Oh, right. 51 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:30,042 Never! Never! Fucking bitch! 52 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,876 Never fucking going there again. That's it! 53 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:06,834 Hiya! 54 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,126 Hello. 55 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:10,376 You look so smart. 56 00:05:10,459 --> 00:05:11,751 Speak for yourself. 57 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:14,167 Oh, yeah! - No, you do. Let me take this. 58 00:05:14,292 --> 00:05:15,917 No, it's all right. It's really heavy. 59 00:05:16,001 --> 00:05:18,042 This is for you. It's... nothing. 60 00:05:18,126 --> 00:05:20,542 You shouldn't have bothered. Let me take it. 61 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:21,751 Oh, all right then. 62 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:24,376 Did you get a cup of tea? 63 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:27,167 Yeah, and a sarnie. It's only a one and a half hour journey. 64 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,792 It's not much. It's for your flat. 65 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:33,084 You didn't need to. - It's only last-minute from Doncaster. 66 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,709 The car's not far, so... 67 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:36,959 Is it on a meter? 68 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:39,126 No, it's in the car park. - Oh. 69 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,792 Oh, it feels strange, this. 70 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,834 Yeah, it does, doesn't it? 71 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,209 No, no, I mean London. 72 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:52,001 Oh, I see. Has it changed much? 73 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:53,251 I don't know. 74 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:56,834 It has and it hasn't. D'you know what I mean? 75 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,584 Yeah, I think so. 76 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,834 It all looks the same but... 77 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:03,584 it feels different. 78 00:06:05,459 --> 00:06:07,167 BEEPS - Stupid tosser! 79 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,667 I tell you what is strange though. - What? 80 00:06:09,751 --> 00:06:11,167 Seein' you drivin'. 81 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,251 It's a company car. 82 00:06:13,334 --> 00:06:15,584 Lucky you. I've got to drive me own jalopy. 83 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,459 Get one when you're promoted, won't you? 84 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:20,542 Hope not to be there much longer. 85 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:26,292 Have you read this? Withering Heights by Emily "Bront-eh". 86 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:28,959 Yeah, it's great. Her house is near mine. 87 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,501 Is it? - Yeah, I've been there. 88 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:32,292 Have you? - Yeah. Yorkshire. 89 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:33,959 Oh, right. 90 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,501 I've got a question. - Come on, then. 91 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:42,542 Ms Bronte, Ms Bronte... 92 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:46,792 who will I have sex with next? 93 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:49,584 Shzswizzz, shzwizzz... 94 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,376 It's a bit like I Ching, in't it? 95 00:06:51,501 --> 00:06:52,876 Except you don't have to scratch it. 96 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:55,417 "Himself before... 97 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:58,001 "Erecting himself before..." 98 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:01,417 Yes! - Yes! You'll be all right then, won't ya? 99 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:03,459 It's your turn. - Let her have a go. 100 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,167 No. - Go on! 101 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:07,417 Come on. Ask Emily your question. 102 00:07:07,584 --> 00:07:09,459 OK. Will I find a fella soon? 103 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:11,459 You gotta say Ms Bronte twice. 104 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:13,917 Sorry. Miss Bronte... 105 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,251 "Mzzz" Bronte. "Mzzz" Bronte. 106 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:21,667 OK. Er... Ms Bronte, Ms Bronte, will I... 107 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:25,459 erm... will I find a fella soon? 108 00:07:26,751 --> 00:07:28,459 Swhsssswwwooo, swshsssswooo! 109 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:31,209 Wait for it. 110 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:35,501 "Must come"! Well! - Oooh! 111 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,501 Least he'll know what to do with his index finger, won't he? 112 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,209 So, d'you need special soap for your...? 113 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:45,001 Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. 114 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:46,626 Is it catching? - No. 115 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:49,292 Cos you do look like you've done the tango with a cheese grater. 116 00:07:49,376 --> 00:07:50,876 If ya don't mind my saying so. 117 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,876 S'cuse me! 118 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:03,584 KNOCK - Yeah! 119 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,667 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 120 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:06,917 I was only pissing about. 121 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:08,334 I know, I know. 122 00:08:08,459 --> 00:08:09,751 You gotta laugh, though, in't ya? 123 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,626 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Really. 124 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,626 I'll see you in a minute then. 125 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:14,959 Yeah. 126 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:46,501 What lovely houses. 127 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,292 Yeah, it's a nice quiet street, isn't it? 128 00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:50,792 Yeah. 129 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,626 Ah! Here we are. 130 00:08:57,709 --> 00:08:58,959 I'm right at the top. 131 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,501 Oh, what a lovely little garden. 132 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,792 Yeah, that's the people downstairs. 133 00:09:07,126 --> 00:09:10,792 Oh, I'm puffed out. I'm really unfit. 134 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,167 Here we are. Home sweet home. 135 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:16,417 Welcome to my humble abode and other domestic cliches. 136 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:19,792 It's lovely. It's so bright and cheery! I like the yellow. 137 00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:21,334 It's still my favourite colour. 138 00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:24,501 I painted it when I moved in. - Primrose. 139 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,417 Looks like piss. I've gone off it. 140 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,417 Right. Let's put the kettle on. 141 00:09:31,251 --> 00:09:33,751 Oh, what a gorgeous view! 142 00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:37,376 Real surprise. Good morning, Mr Magpie. 143 00:09:39,042 --> 00:09:40,792 Sorry, I'm so superstitious. 144 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:43,417 You're allowed to be. - It's daft, I know. 145 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,376 Oh, a fax machine! 146 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,376 Yeah, I need it for work. 147 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,042 You've got everything. 148 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:50,626 I wouldn't say that. 149 00:09:55,292 --> 00:10:00,209 Now, what would you like? I've got ordinary tea, herbal teas, 150 00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:02,209 or there's a filter coffee. 151 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:04,376 I'd like a coffee. D'you mind? 152 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:06,292 Not at all. I'm having one. 153 00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:09,209 What a great settee - is this from Habitat? 154 00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:12,459 No, it's my sister's cast-off. It's a sofa bed. 155 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:13,501 Oh, is it? 156 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:16,626 You sit down. I'll take this. I'll open it later. 157 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,251 Is this where I'm sleeping? 158 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:23,001 No, I'll sleep there. You're sleeping in my boudoir. 159 00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:24,584 Follow me. 160 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,292 Oh, you've got a skylight! 161 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,501 Yeah. Bit noisy when it rains. 162 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,959 Good for the stars at night. Romantic. 163 00:10:32,251 --> 00:10:34,917 I've put clean sheets on the bed, there's a fresh towel. 164 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,501 Why can't I sleep in there? 165 00:10:36,584 --> 00:10:39,251 That mattress is even lower than this one, believe it or not 166 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,292 and I remember what you're like with your allergies 167 00:10:41,376 --> 00:10:43,042 so I thought you'd be better off in here. 168 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,501 As long as I'm not on the floor, I don't mind. 169 00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:49,251 Whatever, anyway. There's the bathroom if you wanna crap 170 00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:50,959 and I'm gonna make the coffee. 171 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,334 Dunno why we don't get a coffin, put everything in that. 172 00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:58,459 I can't hear ya! 173 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,626 I said, I don't know why we don't get a coffin 174 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:02,126 and put everything in that! 175 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,042 Hurry up. I'm cold. 176 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:07,792 All right! I'm going as fast as I can. 177 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,334 Fuck do you think I am? Speedy Gonzales? 178 00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:11,876 Me arms are wrecked. 179 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,417 Mine. Mine. Mine. 180 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:19,376 Mine. Yours. Mine. 181 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,626 Mine. D'you want this? - Yeah, I do. 182 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,626 Thought so cos I fucking well don't. 183 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:26,417 "Introducing Semiotics"! Mine! 184 00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:31,876 Mine. Ooh, look! Wuthering Heights. Why don't you ask Ms Bronte 185 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:34,876 to inform you what the rest of your entire life will consist of? 186 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,001 I don't want to. - Go on! 187 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:37,126 No. - I insist. 188 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,417 No! - You don't want to? 189 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,167 Interesting, cos neither do I! 190 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,959 Er, what will we do with these? There's only five. 191 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:46,417 Chop that one in half. 192 00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:48,709 Tell you what, you take three and I'll take two. 193 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,376 I know, you have three and I'll have two 194 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,792 and you give this one to your mum. 195 00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:55,334 What about your mum? 196 00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:59,292 My mum would probably smash it in a drunken stupor, wouldn't she? 197 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,376 This is great, Hannah. You're so lucky. 198 00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:06,251 I'm thinking of moving, actually. 199 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,709 But why? It's perfect. 200 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,417 I want to buy somewhere. - Really? 201 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:10,626 Yeah. - Why? 202 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:14,542 I think it's a waste of money forking out for rent when a mortgage is cheaper. 203 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,876 But it's such a big jump, you know. 204 00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:19,876 It's not very secure being a tenant. 205 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:22,501 You're so brave. I couldn't buy on me own. 206 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:24,084 I couldn't buy with anyone else. 207 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:27,084 I want to get somewhere with someone. - Really? Who? 208 00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:29,751 No, no. Well, you know, you never know. 209 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,792 My luck might change. I might meet somebody. 210 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,542 I've got some money saved up. 211 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:36,667 I should spend it if I was you. I'm no good at saving, myself. 212 00:12:37,084 --> 00:12:38,876 Oh! You still use them. - What? 213 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,667 The cups. - Yeah, I've had these for years. 214 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,542 I don't. I've got cacti in mine. In my bedroom. 215 00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:46,459 Remember when we bought them? 216 00:12:47,001 --> 00:12:50,084 No. - At the market. You had cystitis. 217 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,917 Oh, that's right! You got two and I got two. 218 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:56,167 No. You got two and I got three. 219 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:57,792 That's not very fair, is it? 220 00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:07,959 Still ventilating? - Yeah. 221 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:12,251 Do you drink milk these days or...? 222 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,626 No, thanks. 223 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,292 OK. 224 00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:18,251 Help yourself to sugar. - Thanks. 225 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,876 Go on then. I'm on my holidays! 226 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,292 Might as well. - Live dangerously. 227 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,751 Skin's looking good, anyway. 228 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,792 Yeah, it's cleared up, finally. 229 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,709 I'm afraid I still smoke. D'you mind? 230 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:47,084 Oh. Haven't got an ash tray. 231 00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,584 Doesn't matter. 232 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,709 Wait a minute. Let's think. 233 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,084 I know. You can use this. 234 00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:58,584 There you go. 235 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:01,459 Same old contradiction. 236 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:06,251 How's work? 237 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,751 It's been a nightmare today. 238 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,167 Oh? - Yeah. 239 00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:12,376 Basically, I've inherited a problem from my predecessor. 240 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:16,501 He was my ex-boss. I warned him before he left. 241 00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:18,084 Of course, he wasn't having any of it. 242 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:22,084 So he's gone on to greener pastures and I'm left holding the baby. 243 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:24,042 What's the problem? 244 00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:28,042 Well, he ordered this whole spring range from a firm. 245 00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:30,167 They didn't deliver by the deadline. 246 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:34,167 So I threatened not to pay them and they're giving me hassle and shit. 247 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,626 Is it envelopes? 248 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,876 No, a whole range of stationary. 249 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:41,792 Problems, eh? I've got them too. I want to change my job. 250 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,459 Do you? - Yeah, you see... 251 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:46,667 I went into personnel management cos it's dealing with people. 252 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,834 But I've ended up with this job, sort of like 253 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,084 I spend 90% of my time shifting paper round a desk. 254 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,542 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:57,126 It's not the same since Patsy left. - Who's that? 256 00:14:57,251 --> 00:15:00,584 She was one of the senior secretaries. She was a real laugh. 257 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,417 She retired last year. 258 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,501 Can you excuse me a moment? Sorry. 259 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,584 I've just remembered something. 260 00:15:10,584 --> 00:15:12,126 Look at you in your specs! 261 00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,251 Yeah, I only use them for reading and writing. 262 00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:16,917 You look so mature. 263 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,542 Not too mature I hope. 264 00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:22,834 I haven't opened your present, have I? 265 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:23,792 No. 266 00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:26,376 Nice paper. 267 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:39,542 Oh! 268 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,084 That's useful, actually. 269 00:15:44,042 --> 00:15:46,209 It's great. Thanks a lot... 270 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,959 It goes with the room. - It's really lovely actually. 271 00:15:49,084 --> 00:15:50,834 I must buy you some flowers for it. 272 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:52,167 Thanks. 273 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,417 We don't have to tell her. - No, no. 274 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:04,209 Mum's the word. 275 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,292 Only upset her anyway. 276 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:09,042 Yeah. Right. Deal, yeah. 277 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,251 I've had enough of her. - Know what you mean, yeah. 278 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,584 If we look for a flat now, we could get hold of one of the third years. 279 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,584 What do you reckon? - Well, I'm not sure 280 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,834 what I'm doing next year. - What d'you mean? 281 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:25,042 I might "vant to be alone"! 282 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:26,584 You wanna live on your own?! 283 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:30,876 Change is as good as a rest, and other duck-billed platitudes. 284 00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,417 That's great for me! 285 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:36,001 I'm sorry if "my life" isn't convenient for you. 286 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,542 What's Annie doing next year? 287 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,876 I dunno. 288 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:41,917 If we start looking now 289 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,501 we should find a place for the two of us. Yeah? 290 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,376 I don't know if I can afford it. 291 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,542 Smaller than this. - I want to go home for the summer. 292 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,042 I don't want to think about it. 293 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:54,417 Hannah's not interested. She wants to live by herself. 294 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:55,792 Really? - Yeah. 295 00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,334 I see. 296 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:03,709 Can't believe it. £260,000! 297 00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:07,417 Do people actually pay that sort of money for a two-bedroom flat? 298 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:08,584 Apparently so. 299 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,959 It's a joke. 300 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:11,751 I certainly couldn't afford it. 301 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,584 If I could, I wouldn't want it. I'm just being nosey really. 302 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,501 Seeing how the other half lives. 303 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:19,126 I thought it might be fun for you as well. 304 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:22,459 Better than traipsing round Buckingham Palace or the Tower of London. 305 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,876 You can go to the pictures any time you like in Wakefield. 306 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,542 Oh, yeah, it'll be a giggle. 307 00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:29,042 We'll have to look like we can spend that sort of money. 308 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,126 That'll be entertaining. - I couldn't! 309 00:17:31,209 --> 00:17:32,876 I'll look like the poor relation. 310 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:35,876 You'll be all right. You can be my financial advisor. 311 00:17:36,584 --> 00:17:38,251 What if I say the wrong thing? 312 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,459 I'll have to buy it, let's face it! 313 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,917 I hope you like this restaurant I've booked tomorrow night. 314 00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:48,792 It's a bit unusual. You still eat Chinese, don't you? 315 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,917 I eat anything, me! Except mushrooms and peanuts. 316 00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:54,751 Oh, shame! I just made mushroom and peanut pie. 317 00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:56,042 Joke. 318 00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:00,209 Still read a lot? 319 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,167 Yeah, quite a lot, 320 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,959 especially when I'm travelling. 321 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,209 I don't. Not half as much as I used to. 322 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,876 Oh, where d'you get this from? It's so dinky! 323 00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:12,334 You can have it if you like. 324 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:15,001 I couldn't. - It's only a free sample. 325 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,501 I get lots of them. 326 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,001 This is a good one. 327 00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,876 Looks like paper, feels like leather and it's made of plastic. 328 00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,876 Put all your secrets in there. Have the bigger version too. 329 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,626 This is too much. 330 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,501 Don't be silly. What about a folder? There you go. 331 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,834 Thank you. 332 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:38,751 We're in Yates' wine lodge in Wakefield. He was already half pissed. 333 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,667 He'd been there since work with his friends. 334 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,584 Anyway, I stupidly chose this moment 335 00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:47,209 to tell him I didn't want to go out with him anymore. 336 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,542 You know what he said? - No. 337 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:52,709 He said I'd got the hump with him because once he had said to me 338 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:56,417 he didn't ever want to get married. Does that make sense to you? 339 00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:58,542 No. - Here I am, you know 340 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,626 trying to end it with this guy 341 00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:02,876 and he's telling me that I want to marry him. 342 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,584 And I really didn't. I didn't. 343 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:07,667 He sounds like a dickhead to me. 344 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,542 Well, he is a dickhead. 345 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,792 How long were you with him? - A year and a half. 346 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,292 I don't know how you put up with it. 347 00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,501 I left him, didn't I? 348 00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:19,584 He wouldn't have lasted a weekend with me. That's my problem. 349 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,751 None of 'em do. I just can't hack it. 350 00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:24,792 Serves me right for getting involved with a bloody drunk. 351 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,084 Yeah, know what you mean. I've just been involved with one of them. 352 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,459 Oh. 353 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,292 Oh, I don't know. 354 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,626 Where are you supposed to meet a man at 30? 355 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,209 Did you leave your Zimmer frame on the train? 356 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,501 Thank you very much. It was lovely. 357 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,126 D'you want some more? - Oh, no, no, I couldn't. 358 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,459 So how is Thelma these days? 359 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,501 Oh, still the model of maternity, my mother. 360 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:59,542 Swigging two bottles of gin a day and puking up my Sunday lunches every week. 361 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:00,834 Oh, dear. 362 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,542 She's in a right strop at the moment, actually. 363 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:04,584 Why's that? 364 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,917 Stupidly I told her you were coming down for the weekend 365 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,084 and she's insisting I bring you round. 366 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,334 Let's go. I'd be happy to. 367 00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:13,751 No, thank you. 368 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:17,709 I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy, let alone my oldest friend. 369 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,459 Wouldn't mind a weekend off anyway. She sends her love. 370 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,292 That's nice. Will you send her mine? 371 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,001 Mm. 372 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,542 So how's Cathy these days? Still making her own bread? 373 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,459 Yeah, she's great, yeah. 374 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:32,667 Fantastic, that bread. 375 00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:34,834 She fancies someone at work. - Does she? 376 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,292 Mm. A newcomer. 377 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,917 Doesn't work in the Housing department. - Oh. 378 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,459 It's funny seeing her dress up to go in every day. 379 00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:43,959 I wish she'd meet someone. 380 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,751 Cos she's been on her own for such a long time. 381 00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:49,584 Last time my mother had a lover I had to call the police. 382 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,209 Did you? - Derek. 383 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,376 Tried to break in at 3am. Didn't last very long. 384 00:20:55,209 --> 00:21:00,501 It's strange, if she does start going out with this fella, I'm worried I... 385 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,584 I'll be really jealous. 386 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:06,917 Jealous of the bloke, or of your mother cos she's got a boyfriend? 387 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,542 No, no. Neither. It's... well, it's hard to explain. 388 00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:14,251 It's, um... I'm scared I might... 389 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:18,209 lose a part of her. Oh, I know it sounds silly but... 390 00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,959 You're more like sisters, you two, aren't you? 391 00:21:21,042 --> 00:21:25,167 I suppose so. That's the main reason I've got to leave home again. 392 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,667 Like, I just depend too much on me mum. 393 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:29,584 My mum depends too much on me. 394 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:34,084 I need me independence. Cos I've never really had it. Not like you. 395 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,292 You've got your independence with all this. I really admire that. 396 00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:39,376 I never had a choice, did I? 397 00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:42,417 I had independence rammed down my throat since I can remember. 398 00:21:42,751 --> 00:21:46,542 I wouldn't call looking after your alcoholic mother all your life independent. 399 00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:47,751 You know what I mean? 400 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,001 Come on, let's get pissed. 401 00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:52,626 Why not? 402 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:59,251 All right? - Great. It's a real comfy bed, this. 403 00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:01,584 I know. - You all right on the sofa? 404 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,709 Yeah, I always sleep in there if I'm ill, watch the telly. 405 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,376 Oh, do you? - Yeah. 406 00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:08,084 Thanks for the dinner tonight. 407 00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:10,834 That's all right. I'm not much of a chef, as you know. 408 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,959 Just a shame there isn't time for me to cook you a meal. 409 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,792 Maybe next time. Whatever. 410 00:22:18,126 --> 00:22:19,709 I used to like your cooking actually. 411 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,876 I'll do you a pasta for old time's sake. 412 00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:23,334 Living in the pasta. 413 00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:25,834 Bonsoir. Salty dreams. 414 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,001 Night-night. 415 00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:29,584 Give us a shout if you want anything. - Mm-hm. 416 00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:55,001 What?! - What are you wearing? 417 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,334 What does it look like? 418 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,417 You look like Snoopy dressed as the Red Baron. 419 00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:01,792 I can't help it if they make me cry. 420 00:23:02,084 --> 00:23:03,626 Here, d'you want a snorkel? 421 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:04,876 Don't! 422 00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,626 Only joking, right. I'll do it. 423 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,459 No, it's all right. 424 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:14,001 No, I'll chop the onion and you open the tin, right? 425 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,167 All right. 426 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:17,251 Don't make me cry. Look. 427 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:20,709 It's all right for you. You don't suffer from allergies like I do. 428 00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:24,834 I can't cry. I haven't cried since I was nine years old, actually. 429 00:23:25,292 --> 00:23:27,209 Is that true? - Yeah. 430 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,834 I've been crying ever since I can remember. 431 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,917 Since I were eight, I don't remember anything before that. 432 00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:34,584 Really? Why's that? 433 00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:37,292 I don't know. It's one big blank. 434 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,501 My mum and dad split up when I was eight. 435 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:41,584 Really? 436 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,126 Yeah. - So did mine. 437 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:44,417 What, when you were eight? 438 00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:47,126 Yeah! My dad walked out on us when I were eight. 439 00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:51,126 My dad ran off with another woman. 440 00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:54,251 So did mine. 441 00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:56,542 Coincidence, ey? 442 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:57,751 Synchronicity. 443 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:01,459 What is synchronicity and what's, like, coincidence? 444 00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:05,042 Jung says synchronicity is when two different things happen at the same time, 445 00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:09,292 you know, like one's being a normal state, the other, like a psychic one. 446 00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:12,209 Know what I mean? - Kitchen synchronicity. 447 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,792 All right? - Hello. 448 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:15,292 Good evening. 449 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:17,876 What's for tea? 450 00:24:17,959 --> 00:24:19,459 Spaghetti with tuna. 451 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,126 I hate tuna! 452 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,417 Well, you don't have to eat it. 453 00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:25,042 I told you I don't like the smell of fish. 454 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:26,584 Sorry. - Don't have a go at her! 455 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,834 She can cook what she likes! 456 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:30,084 It's all right for her. Her room isn't next to the kitchen. 457 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:31,334 Do you want a fight? 458 00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:33,376 Don't be childish. - Kojak! 459 00:24:33,459 --> 00:24:34,501 Shut up! 460 00:24:34,626 --> 00:24:36,334 DOOR SLAMS - Swivel! 461 00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:39,001 Bloody cheek. 462 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:41,917 I feel really bad now. 463 00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:43,542 Well, don't. 464 00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:46,251 We like tuna, right? 465 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,334 ...with the publication of "Beyond the Pleasure Principle" in 1920 466 00:25:04,417 --> 00:25:07,334 Freud enlarged his first theory of dreams 467 00:25:07,792 --> 00:25:11,584 to cover the recurrent nightmares of shellshocked soldiers in WW1. 468 00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:12,667 DOOR OPENS 469 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:18,042 What we would refer to today as post-traumatic stress disorder. 470 00:25:20,626 --> 00:25:21,792 Just move a sec... 471 00:25:24,584 --> 00:25:27,834 Here, the dreams show the compulsion to repeat 472 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,626 and by doing so, to try to master actively 473 00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:34,167 what was done to the person as a passive agent. 474 00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,917 'Of trauma and in an outline of psychoanalysis...' 475 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:50,709 I can get me video. 476 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:51,751 How much is this worth? 477 00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:55,084 If I give you a fiver, will you give me one pound? 478 00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,209 Is this it? 479 00:25:57,751 --> 00:25:58,626 I'm sorry. 480 00:25:58,709 --> 00:25:59,917 Is it broke? 481 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,042 No, it's all right. 482 00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:04,917 C-Careful with them, they're deleted. Er, my finger. 483 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,001 Phew. 484 00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,876 Erm... - Right, that's it, then. 485 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,084 Ricky, that's everything. 486 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:14,417 I was just having a... 487 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,417 Ricky, the bathroom is there on the left. 488 00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:20,292 Narrow, these stairs, aren't they? 489 00:26:21,042 --> 00:26:22,292 We seem to manage. 490 00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:23,667 I know what you mean. 491 00:26:29,251 --> 00:26:30,584 Right, let's see. 492 00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:32,667 OK. 493 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,209 So, what do you think, then? Cosy, innit? 494 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:37,751 Erm, I-I don't like the brown. 495 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:40,501 What brown? - Walls are brown. 496 00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:42,126 The wallpaper, er... 497 00:26:42,251 --> 00:26:44,751 It's not brown, it's maroon. We're marooned! 498 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,542 It's er, brown. Er... 499 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:50,084 The carpet's brown and the lino is... 500 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:54,376 Maybe if you painted it all, er, white, it might help, 501 00:26:54,459 --> 00:26:56,459 raise your... spirits. 502 00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:57,667 Think so, Ricky? 503 00:26:57,751 --> 00:26:59,917 Reckon you'll be all right sleeping on that thing? 504 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:02,376 Er, might be a bit small... 505 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:03,459 but, er.... 506 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:04,459 It's all relative. 507 00:27:04,542 --> 00:27:06,501 Put the cushions on the floor and sleep here. 508 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:12,376 Oomph. Er, like wooden ribs sticking... There's one sticking right up us now. 509 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,542 Well, don't brag about it, we'll all wanna sit there. 510 00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:18,251 Er, me bum wouldn't be here when I was sleeping. 511 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:21,167 Instead of a bum, which is what I am. 512 00:27:21,251 --> 00:27:23,584 Well, it will have to do. Until you find somewhere else. 513 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:24,876 Yeah. - Er... 514 00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:27,334 What a bastard, your landlord. 515 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,917 Yeah, I was gonna smack him one, but, erm... 516 00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:33,751 Er... 517 00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:38,417 No, see, everybody's got, like, different... traits. 518 00:27:38,501 --> 00:27:39,584 That's right, yeah. 519 00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:42,292 You've got your cardinal traits. 520 00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:44,459 Central and secondary... - I'm having one explanation. 521 00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:46,376 I don't need two, I'm not stupid, thank you very much! 522 00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:50,084 No, there's three different groups of er... 523 00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:52,417 Traits. - Yeah. 524 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,709 Er, what do you think your cardinal...? 525 00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:02,709 My cardinal trait is, what do you think about Margaret Thatcher? 526 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:08,167 Do you think she'll be assassinated or carry on ad nauseum into the next century? 527 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:09,542 How do you both feel about that? 528 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:10,751 I don't know. 529 00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:13,834 That's right, Annie, and you don't care, let's face it! 530 00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:19,209 See er, Abraham Lincoln's cardinal trait was honesty. 531 00:28:19,459 --> 00:28:21,042 Yeah, look what happened to him! 532 00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:26,334 Why don't you wanna, er, talk about your cardinal...? 533 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:29,167 My cardinal trait, by Hannah Mills. 534 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,126 My cardinal trait is, 535 00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:35,167 generosity. 536 00:28:35,251 --> 00:28:37,209 That's true. She's a kind person. 537 00:28:37,334 --> 00:28:40,084 My friend concurs, which is very big of her. 538 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:43,334 I must say. - That's, like, your main driving... 539 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:48,501 That's right. And do you happen to have a cardinal trait by any chance? 540 00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:50,167 Er, um... 541 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,751 See, Annie, I think your cardinal... 542 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,876 Never mind her, I'm talking to you, monsieur! 543 00:28:56,376 --> 00:28:57,417 Er... 544 00:28:58,334 --> 00:29:00,751 Mmm, er... honesty. 545 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,667 I tell it like it... 546 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,917 That's a porky pie, Mr Ricky Richard... what's your surname? 547 00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:09,126 Burton. - Richard Burton. Didn't I tell you? 548 00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:10,959 No. - Yeah, it's erm... 549 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,751 You're joking? - No, really. 550 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:16,501 I don't look like him or anything. 551 00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:17,626 You can say that again. 552 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:20,376 Me mum used to fancy him when... 553 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,459 He was lovely. 554 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,626 Let's hope you don't end up like him. 555 00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:29,834 So, erm... what do you think your cardinal trait is, then, Annie? 556 00:29:30,459 --> 00:29:34,459 Well, I don't know. I don't know if I've... 557 00:29:34,626 --> 00:29:38,042 See, er, I think you should look up more. 558 00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:41,209 You always seem stressed and that. 559 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:46,126 Like, your behaviour might be a cause of your scabby skin. 560 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:50,376 Excuse me! Do you think your ample form is anything to do with the fact 561 00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:54,167 you stuff your face or are you just not getting enough sex? Maybe? 562 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,626 I, er... I, er... 563 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,876 It's like your dream, isn't it? 564 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:00,876 What dream? 565 00:30:00,959 --> 00:30:05,251 Erm, she has this dream about this big dark fellow in her bedroom. 566 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,167 Yeah, I know. - Dark figure. 567 00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:08,167 With a stick. 568 00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:11,167 We had to describe our dreams in a seminar last term. 569 00:30:11,334 --> 00:30:12,501 How very honest of you. 570 00:30:12,584 --> 00:30:15,501 It's interesting... - I don't want to talk about this. 571 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:17,376 If you wanna see a therapist... 572 00:30:17,459 --> 00:30:20,626 Excuse me. She said she didn't wanna talk about it, so shut up! 573 00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:23,501 You're very aggressive. 574 00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:24,626 So? 575 00:30:24,709 --> 00:30:26,667 That might come from insecurity. 576 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,292 Well, we're all insecure, aren't we? 577 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:31,042 No, we're all, er, like... 578 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:32,501 What - swimming? 579 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:37,042 No, we're all, like, the centre of our own... attention. 580 00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:40,459 Better than being in a detention centre, where I could've ended up. 581 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,584 It's like, coming forward. 582 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:43,876 Better than being backward, innit! 583 00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:45,792 Maybe if you tried and listened... 584 00:30:45,876 --> 00:30:49,126 I've listened to your half-baked psychobabble all fucking evening! 585 00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:51,084 I resent being analysed 586 00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:55,876 by two polytechnic, second-year psychology students - thank you! 587 00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,417 She's, er... not very happy. 588 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:11,834 Er... she's got, like a type A personality, 589 00:31:12,251 --> 00:31:15,376 like she might have a heart attack or something. 590 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,126 Er, do you fancy er...? 591 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,376 No, no, I don't, sorry. 592 00:31:20,501 --> 00:31:22,126 Er, I think I'll er... 593 00:31:22,209 --> 00:31:24,751 You'll have to knock, but not too loud, OK? 594 00:31:28,501 --> 00:31:31,626 I'll have er, chips and curry sauce. 595 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:36,126 Put a lot of curry sauce, cos last time you didn't... put enough on. 596 00:31:40,126 --> 00:31:41,959 Sometimes I get the devil in me. 597 00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:44,084 No, you don't. 598 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,251 Yes, I do. 599 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,584 I've never seen you like that before. 600 00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:48,751 Sorry. 601 00:31:50,626 --> 00:31:54,542 I was scared. Ricky's so tactless. 602 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:56,167 You can say that again. 603 00:31:56,792 --> 00:32:00,292 You know, it's a real private thing to me, that dream. 604 00:32:04,126 --> 00:32:05,501 I know what it means. 605 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,334 Do you? 606 00:32:09,042 --> 00:32:10,209 I think so. 607 00:32:13,209 --> 00:32:14,667 I wish I did. 608 00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:22,542 I just didn't like being psychoanalysed, that's all. 609 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:27,084 Yeah. Typical psychology students, ey? 610 00:32:28,251 --> 00:32:30,501 I quite like him. He's sussed isn't he? 611 00:32:30,584 --> 00:32:31,876 Yeah, he's all right. 612 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,667 He fancies you. 613 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,417 What? - Yes, he does. 614 00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:36,709 Don't be so daft. 615 00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:38,376 You talkin' to me? 616 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,001 DOOR UNLOCKS 617 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,792 Er, er... dancers... 618 00:33:17,084 --> 00:33:18,292 Yeah, what about you? 619 00:33:18,376 --> 00:33:19,459 Right, then.... 620 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,501 Come on, up. 621 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:22,709 I can't. 622 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,709 Yeah, come on. I wanna see you dancing. 623 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,501 Yes, go on! 624 00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:28,751 I don't... 625 00:33:29,251 --> 00:33:30,292 Don't what? 626 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,834 Come on, I'm fucking pissed! 627 00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:35,167 Looks like he's been in the wrong wash thing. 628 00:33:39,459 --> 00:33:40,459 Yeah. 629 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:42,417 That's it! He's mental now! 630 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:44,792 Watch out! 631 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,792 I'm not as good as it as you are. 632 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:50,959 Going all right, look. 633 00:33:51,251 --> 00:33:54,667 Yeah, fine! Just keep doing that, yeah. 634 00:33:58,542 --> 00:33:59,709 Whoooo! 635 00:34:00,167 --> 00:34:01,542 You're doing well, aren't you? 636 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:04,792 Whooooo! 637 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,792 Whooooo! I did like that! 638 00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:10,334 Yeah! 639 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,417 Right, I'm going to bed now. 640 00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:14,209 What, already? 641 00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:16,501 Yeah. Good night. 642 00:34:24,001 --> 00:34:25,417 OK. 643 00:34:25,501 --> 00:34:30,251 Ms Bronte, Ms Bronte, will I have a fuck soon? 644 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:32,667 Er... er... er... 645 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:36,167 Go on, and close your eyes. 646 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,709 Er... it says, er... death. 647 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:47,126 Oh, great, bloody great. 648 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,042 That's er, symbolic. 649 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:53,126 It symbolises the bloody death of my sex life. You have a go. 650 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,709 Er, Miss Bronte... 651 00:34:55,792 --> 00:34:59,459 "Mzzz" Bronte, "Mzzz" Bronte. Ms! 652 00:34:59,876 --> 00:35:02,792 You know, like multiple sclerosis. 653 00:35:05,751 --> 00:35:09,001 Er, Miss Bronte... will I... 654 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:13,542 Will you what? 655 00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:15,501 Er... 656 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:20,001 Er, er... er... get a fuck? 657 00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:23,834 Oh, right, same question, OK. 658 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,126 Right, let's see. 659 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:31,459 Oh, Ricky, 660 00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:33,917 it's a blank page. 661 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,876 Er, er, er... 662 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,459 Oh, sorry. 663 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:40,792 Er, there's nothing in the rules or... 664 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:44,209 Oh, fuck, it obviously doesn't work when you're pissed. 665 00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:47,501 Your receptor sights must be... 666 00:35:47,584 --> 00:35:51,251 Oh, Oh, Ricky, I feel so dizzy! 667 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,292 I, er... 668 00:35:55,459 --> 00:35:57,667 Oh, I'm gonna have to go to bed. 669 00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:01,959 I'll er... erm... like you. 670 00:36:03,584 --> 00:36:08,126 Oh, well, I like you too, you know. We're mates you and I, aren't we? 671 00:36:08,251 --> 00:36:11,251 I... erm... er... 672 00:36:11,917 --> 00:36:14,959 Er... I fa.... I fancy you. 673 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,376 Er... 674 00:36:18,459 --> 00:36:21,292 Er... Io... Love you, like. 675 00:36:21,376 --> 00:36:24,251 Oh, fuck, Ricky. 676 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:27,084 Er... 677 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,751 I don't er... 678 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,292 I'm sorry, I er... 679 00:36:32,209 --> 00:36:37,584 I think you're lovely, you're really smashing, but er... Well... 680 00:36:37,709 --> 00:36:38,709 Er... 681 00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:43,542 Well... you see, I've got this problem, er... 682 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:47,042 Well, it's simple really, it's just that er... 683 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,376 Er... 684 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:50,876 Wha... er... 685 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:53,126 I'm in love. 686 00:36:53,501 --> 00:36:55,001 Er... er... 687 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:56,709 With someone else. 688 00:36:56,792 --> 00:37:01,959 Erm, er... er... I fancy some curry and chips from downstairs. 689 00:37:02,042 --> 00:37:03,584 They won't be open downstairs. 690 00:37:03,667 --> 00:37:07,917 I'll get you some sweet and sour chicken... er, balls. 691 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:12,042 But it's 25 to seven on a Sunday morning. Ricky! 692 00:37:19,209 --> 00:37:21,001 Are you sure you don't fancy him? 693 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:24,501 No, I don't. 694 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:25,917 But you like him a lot? 695 00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:27,167 Yeah, he's lovely. 696 00:37:27,834 --> 00:37:29,209 Why don't you fancy him? 697 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:32,501 Well, you know, he's a bit plump. 698 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,959 Ahh, so it's the way he looks, then? 699 00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:36,084 What do you think? 700 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:38,292 I think that's rich coming from you. 701 00:37:39,584 --> 00:37:40,626 What do you mean? 702 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:44,709 You always go on about how men don't find you attractive cos of your... 703 00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:47,751 I'm not attractive, am I? 704 00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:49,209 I think you're attractive. 705 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,751 You're not a fellow. - True. 706 00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:56,001 I think I'll go back to bed. 707 00:37:56,626 --> 00:37:58,834 He's gonna be tired when he gets back, isn't he? 708 00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:01,709 Hope he's all right. 709 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,167 Oh yeah. He probably just jumped off Waterloo Bridge. 710 00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:06,459 Do you mind?! - All right! Only joking. 711 00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,501 I'm sure he's hunky dory. 712 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:25,209 Hiya. 713 00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:33,501 Thanks. - Ta. 714 00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:36,501 I feel so guilty. 715 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,667 We can't hang onto his stuff forever. 716 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:42,209 Not the first time it's happened to him. - You just don't give a fuck? 717 00:38:42,292 --> 00:38:43,876 Probably gone home to his nan's. 718 00:38:43,959 --> 00:38:46,167 Shall I try and get his address off a registrar at college? 719 00:38:46,251 --> 00:38:47,417 What d'you think? - Yeah. 720 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:49,876 We can write him a letter. See if he's OK. 721 00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:51,542 Good thinking, Watson. 722 00:38:52,084 --> 00:38:53,376 It's elementary. 723 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:57,042 He said first left. 724 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,834 Nah, it's this one. 725 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,376 Oh, yeah. 726 00:39:01,334 --> 00:39:03,167 SEAGULLS CRY 727 00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:06,542 Don't forget. If he's not there, we'll say we're passing through. 728 00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:08,959 Yeah. We don't want to frighten his nan. 729 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,126 That's right. 730 00:39:15,084 --> 00:39:16,126 Is it this one? 731 00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:18,834 That's er, number five. Oh, no, it's this one. 732 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:28,959 There's no bell. Well, come over here, don't leave it all to me. 733 00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:42,167 Yes? - Hello. 734 00:39:42,251 --> 00:39:45,542 Hello. Er... does Ricky live here? 735 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,834 Uh-huh. Why? 736 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,376 We're friends of his. 737 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,834 Yeah, we're just passing through. 738 00:39:52,251 --> 00:39:53,167 Oh. 739 00:39:53,292 --> 00:39:54,376 Is he in? 740 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:56,584 He's not in any trouble, is he? 741 00:39:56,751 --> 00:39:59,751 No, nothing like that, we're at college with him. 742 00:39:59,959 --> 00:40:02,584 Oh, from London? 743 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,834 Yeah. 744 00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:04,959 Oh. 745 00:40:05,667 --> 00:40:06,959 He's gone out. 746 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:08,417 Oh. 747 00:40:10,584 --> 00:40:12,251 Do you know when he's getting back? 748 00:40:12,751 --> 00:40:14,251 No, not really. 749 00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:16,376 How is he? - He's fine. 750 00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:18,126 Do you know where he is at all? 751 00:40:20,959 --> 00:40:22,834 Might be along the front, like. 752 00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:25,042 Shall we go and look for him? - Yeah. 753 00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:28,001 Could you tell him that Annie and Hannah called? 754 00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:29,042 Right. 755 00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,667 OK, thanks a lot, then. Bye. 756 00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:32,917 Bye. 757 00:41:05,542 --> 00:41:08,792 "Yeah? Oh, hello, didn't recognise you with clothes on." 758 00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:11,876 Excuse me?! Is that Mr Evans? 759 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:13,126 "Ey?" 760 00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:15,417 We were supposed to be here at two o'clock. 761 00:41:15,501 --> 00:41:17,376 "It's Claudine, isn't it?" 762 00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:19,501 Claudine? - "Has Mandy put you up to this?" 763 00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:20,459 Who? 764 00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,126 "I've heard about you. Who's your friend?" 765 00:41:23,209 --> 00:41:26,126 Right. I think we're talking at cross-purposes. 766 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:29,251 We were supposed to be here at 2pm to view the flat, yeah? 767 00:41:29,334 --> 00:41:31,626 Gerry Wall said he'd spoken to you. 768 00:41:31,751 --> 00:41:33,126 "No, it's bollocks." 769 00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:34,834 Didn't he phone you, then? 770 00:41:34,917 --> 00:41:36,126 "He told me tomorrow." 771 00:41:36,251 --> 00:41:39,042 No, he said today. - Bloody waste of time, this. 772 00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:40,834 "Er..." 773 00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:42,501 Look, just forget it. 774 00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:44,501 "No, I tell you what, darling, come up." 775 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:48,959 Right, "darling", where shall we come? 776 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,584 "Eighth floor, turn right." 777 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,626 What do you think? - BUZZER 778 00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:53,751 Well, yeah. 779 00:41:58,584 --> 00:41:59,667 Is it this way? 780 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:03,251 No, the lifts are over here. - Like a bloody hotel, innit? 781 00:42:05,792 --> 00:42:07,001 Come on, it's great. 782 00:42:07,084 --> 00:42:08,042 I can't. 783 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:10,542 You won't fall out. - It doesn't make any difference! 784 00:42:10,626 --> 00:42:12,417 Don't know what you're missing. - I don't care. 785 00:42:12,751 --> 00:42:15,709 The reason it slopes is so that when the chickens lay eggs, 786 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:17,584 the eggs can roll to the bottom. 787 00:42:18,751 --> 00:42:20,251 It's a giant omelette factory. 788 00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:21,959 Oh, thank God for that. 789 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,001 Are you all right? 790 00:42:23,084 --> 00:42:25,042 Now I am. - It's this way, isn't it? 791 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,376 No, I think it's to the right. 792 00:42:35,626 --> 00:42:36,751 Hello? 793 00:42:37,001 --> 00:42:38,001 Hello. 794 00:42:39,376 --> 00:42:41,751 All right? Come in, girls. 795 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:44,001 Look, if this is inconvenient... 796 00:42:44,084 --> 00:42:46,917 No, I was just brushing my teeth. Come in, come in. 797 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:49,751 Go on, straight up. 798 00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:51,667 Hello. - All right? 799 00:42:53,459 --> 00:42:54,792 You've got an upstairs. 800 00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:57,834 Yeah, it's a split-level. 600 square feet each floor. 801 00:42:58,251 --> 00:43:01,292 This must be the "original artwork" Gerri told me about. 802 00:43:01,376 --> 00:43:02,542 Lady Godiva. 803 00:43:02,626 --> 00:43:04,084 Nah, that's my ex-girlfriend, that. 804 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:05,959 At least you have to look up to her. 805 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:07,292 Hang on a sec. 806 00:43:12,751 --> 00:43:13,876 Fancy a cup of tea? 807 00:43:14,001 --> 00:43:16,167 No, thanks. We can't stay long. 808 00:43:16,251 --> 00:43:17,584 No, that's right. 809 00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:18,792 How about beer? 810 00:43:19,001 --> 00:43:20,001 No, thank you. 811 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,542 Glass of wine? - No, thanks. 812 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:22,959 I'll open a bottle. Come on. 813 00:43:26,084 --> 00:43:27,417 Er... is that a microwave? 814 00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:30,417 Microwave, oven, hob. 815 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,542 So, you are off the breast, then? 816 00:43:35,251 --> 00:43:36,417 Feel free to look around. 817 00:43:36,501 --> 00:43:38,042 Oh, my God. Look at this. 818 00:43:38,126 --> 00:43:39,167 Oh, a hammock. 819 00:43:39,251 --> 00:43:41,417 Yeah, yeah. Fancy a swing? 820 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:42,834 No, I'd be sick. 821 00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:46,417 On a clear day, you could see the class struggle from here. 822 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:48,209 On a clear day, you can see forever. 823 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,959 It's like a porthole. - Yeah. 824 00:43:50,167 --> 00:43:52,876 It's a ship effect. Smoke? 825 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:54,084 Er, no, thanks. 826 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:55,084 Snout? 827 00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:57,042 What is through the round window? 828 00:43:58,084 --> 00:44:01,709 Blinding view. That's, er... Tower Bridge. 829 00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:05,584 Just left of the crane is Big Ben, and over there, the City. 830 00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:10,834 So what's your name, then? 831 00:44:11,126 --> 00:44:12,292 Rumpelstiltskin. 832 00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:13,626 I like your telescope. 833 00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:15,042 Ooh, thank you very much. 834 00:44:15,126 --> 00:44:16,292 Good for bird-watching. 835 00:44:16,376 --> 00:44:18,459 Is it safe to go out here? - Course. 836 00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:24,792 Are you going to buy it, then? 837 00:44:24,876 --> 00:44:26,126 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 838 00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:27,376 With him thrown in? 839 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:28,709 Yeah. Thrown in the Thames. 840 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,042 Oh, no. 841 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,042 D'you want the lav, love? 842 00:44:35,126 --> 00:44:36,584 No, I'm fine. 843 00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:39,834 She's got a touch of the Hitchcocks. 844 00:44:40,209 --> 00:44:41,126 You what? 845 00:44:41,209 --> 00:44:42,709 Is that your boat? - No. 846 00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:45,167 What are the neighbours like? - Dunno. 847 00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:47,001 That's cosy, then, innit? 848 00:44:47,959 --> 00:44:49,126 Come look at this. 849 00:44:50,876 --> 00:44:52,001 Canary Wharf. 850 00:44:52,542 --> 00:44:54,959 It's a shame they couldn't afford an architect. 851 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,042 So how long have you lived here? 852 00:44:57,126 --> 00:44:59,917 Four years. - Really? Why are you getting out? 853 00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,917 Fancy doing a bit of travelling. 854 00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,626 What, with the Gypsies? 855 00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:06,542 Nah, get a motorbike, do Africa, balloon across the Andes. 856 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:08,001 Up the Amazon kinda thing. 857 00:45:08,751 --> 00:45:09,876 What do you do? 858 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,542 What, crane driver? 859 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,792 Nah, futures. 860 00:45:14,626 --> 00:45:15,584 Oh. 861 00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:17,209 What you doing later on? 862 00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,667 Nothing that involves you, that's for sure. 863 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:23,626 Who's the little girl? 864 00:45:23,709 --> 00:45:25,126 That's my daughter, Tuesday. 865 00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:28,209 She was born on a bloody Saturday but her mother's bonkers. 866 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:31,792 She's really cute. - I never see her. What do you two do? 867 00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:35,751 Oh, I'm a pathologist and she's a plastic surgeon, actually. 868 00:45:35,876 --> 00:45:37,001 Oh. That's handy. 869 00:45:41,001 --> 00:45:42,834 Fancy a whiff of spliff? 870 00:45:43,042 --> 00:45:44,667 No, thanks. - We don't indulge. 871 00:45:45,334 --> 00:45:46,959 Do you get a lot of dry rot up here? 872 00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:48,084 No. 873 00:45:48,167 --> 00:45:49,292 What about rising damp? 874 00:45:49,584 --> 00:45:50,792 100 feet up? Leave it out. 875 00:45:51,292 --> 00:45:52,584 Could be high-rising damp. 876 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,042 No, it's double-glazed. - Oh, really? 877 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:55,126 Yep. 878 00:45:58,709 --> 00:45:59,751 Sure? 879 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,042 Nah. - Positive. 880 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,042 Have many people viewed it yet? 881 00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:05,334 Gerry's got the keys. What's his name, fucking plonker. 882 00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,626 He was supposed to take people round last week. 883 00:46:07,709 --> 00:46:08,709 Dunno what he's playing at. 884 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,501 So are you sticking at your asking price? 885 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:11,876 This is my point, see? 886 00:46:13,626 --> 00:46:15,626 I reckon we could have a little coup on the go. 887 00:46:15,834 --> 00:46:16,792 What d'you mean? 888 00:46:17,126 --> 00:46:19,084 Well... axe the parasite. 889 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:21,709 Who? Gerry? - Yeah. Don't have to know about it. 890 00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:25,292 I'll bring down the asking price, bosh, you're sorted. 891 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:27,584 Sounds brilliant. 892 00:46:27,834 --> 00:46:29,834 How much will you come down by? 893 00:46:30,001 --> 00:46:31,417 What are you in the market for? 894 00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,167 You got a couple of bedrooms here? 895 00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:36,126 Yeah. - Where'd you keep them, then? 896 00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,292 Downstairs. D'you want to see 'em? 897 00:46:39,209 --> 00:46:40,417 Can't wait. 898 00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:41,876 Come on down. 899 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,542 Fancy a cognac? 900 00:46:48,626 --> 00:46:49,667 No, thank you. 901 00:46:49,751 --> 00:46:51,876 No, she's driving. Aren't you? 902 00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:53,209 That's right. 903 00:46:57,042 --> 00:46:58,292 This is the master. 904 00:47:05,501 --> 00:47:07,751 I see you've been looking through your family album. 905 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:10,584 Mm. Yeah. Yeah. 906 00:47:11,876 --> 00:47:13,542 That's my sister, that, God bless 'er. 907 00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:25,376 En suite bathroom. 908 00:47:26,876 --> 00:47:30,584 Power shower... lot of storage space in here, obviously. 909 00:47:30,792 --> 00:47:33,084 OK, thanks very much. - Yeah. 910 00:47:33,626 --> 00:47:35,417 Got to go. We've got another appointment. 911 00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:36,501 Yeah, we have. 912 00:47:36,584 --> 00:47:38,459 You two looking for a place together? 913 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:40,417 No. I'm the one who's buying. 914 00:47:40,584 --> 00:47:42,459 Oh right. I thought you was geezer birds. 915 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:44,751 You wish. - No, we're not. 916 00:47:44,834 --> 00:47:46,042 Don't mind or anything. 917 00:47:46,126 --> 00:47:47,126 Thanks very much! 918 00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:50,209 Love the life you live and live the life you love. Here's my study. 919 00:47:50,459 --> 00:47:52,501 OK, see you. Thanks very much. 920 00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:54,167 Hang on, you haven't seen the other loos. 921 00:47:54,251 --> 00:47:57,792 No, it's OK. - One... two. Bath as well. 922 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:01,167 Never use 'em. This is the second bedroom. 923 00:48:01,251 --> 00:48:02,834 Yeah, all right. Thanks a lot. Bye! 924 00:48:03,042 --> 00:48:04,667 Where you going? Haven't started yet! 925 00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:05,709 No, it's OK! 926 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:07,667 Hang on! - Sorry! Bye! 927 00:48:08,876 --> 00:48:10,084 C'mon, let's go. 928 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:11,792 What a bloody nightmare! 929 00:48:11,876 --> 00:48:13,626 I wanted to use the loo as well. 930 00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:16,959 What a tosser! - That flat's gross. 931 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,542 Don't be rude about my future home. 932 00:48:18,626 --> 00:48:19,792 Beg your pardon. 933 00:48:22,626 --> 00:48:23,751 Fancy a glass of champagne? 934 00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,376 No, thanks. - DOOR SLAMS 935 00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:26,376 Fuck! 936 00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:36,084 C'mon, quick! Press the button! 937 00:48:36,584 --> 00:48:39,167 Listen, why don't we go downstairs, I'll show you round the pool, 938 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:41,459 come back up, we drink this, yeah? 939 00:48:41,709 --> 00:48:42,626 No, thank you. 940 00:48:42,709 --> 00:48:46,084 You got a problem? What the fuck's the matter with you? 941 00:48:46,251 --> 00:48:47,126 Bye! 942 00:48:47,209 --> 00:48:51,001 You got a problem? You got a fuckin' problem! Slags! 943 00:49:04,167 --> 00:49:05,876 I just don't believe that. 944 00:49:07,001 --> 00:49:08,251 What an idiot! 945 00:49:10,334 --> 00:49:12,292 He was coked out his head, though. Wasn't he? 946 00:49:12,376 --> 00:49:14,584 Was he? - Yeah, course he was. 947 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,334 How can you tell? 948 00:49:16,501 --> 00:49:20,001 Oh, bloody hell, you Wakefield girls, you're half asleep, in't ya? 949 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:23,001 I'm so naive. 950 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,709 When are you moving back to London? 951 00:49:25,001 --> 00:49:26,542 Oh, well, I don't know. 952 00:49:28,084 --> 00:49:29,292 Oh, dear. 953 00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:30,834 Now. 954 00:49:31,334 --> 00:49:35,417 This next flat we'll look at, we're actually meeting the estate agent. Lance. 955 00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:38,709 He sounds like a gentleman. I've spoken to him on the phone. 956 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:40,209 Oh! Sir Lancelot! 957 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,584 Gonna be a bit late, actually. 958 00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:57,751 Oh, it's quite nice, isn't it? 959 00:49:57,834 --> 00:50:01,459 Yeah. I love these old London houses with steps. 960 00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:03,459 Oh, no! Another camera! 961 00:50:05,876 --> 00:50:07,626 You can be Claudine this time. 962 00:50:08,542 --> 00:50:10,751 ENTRY BUZZER - Oo-oh! Lance is in a hurry. 963 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:14,084 Nice hall. 964 00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:17,834 Hello. Miss Mills. 965 00:50:18,042 --> 00:50:19,209 Ms Mills, actually. 966 00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:21,126 I do beg your pardon, Ms Mills. 967 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:23,459 Are you Lance by any chance? - No. 968 00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:24,584 I'm not Lance. - Oh. 969 00:50:24,751 --> 00:50:27,376 Lance is ill. I'm covering for him. Adrian Spinks. 970 00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:28,751 Thank you very much. 971 00:50:29,459 --> 00:50:30,417 After you. 972 00:50:30,501 --> 00:50:31,501 Thanks. 973 00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,751 So what's wrong with Lance, then? 974 00:50:33,834 --> 00:50:37,292 Lance? He went out for a vindaloo last night. 975 00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:41,126 Spare us the details. It's a very nice white room, isn't it? 976 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,417 Yeah. 977 00:50:43,501 --> 00:50:44,917 Why have you got the shutters closed? 978 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,834 I've just got here. You're my first lot. 979 00:50:46,917 --> 00:50:48,959 Not cos you're trying to block out the tower block, then? 980 00:50:54,542 --> 00:50:55,834 Light up your life. 981 00:50:57,417 --> 00:50:58,959 Not very scenic, is it? 982 00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:01,501 Nice big windows. 983 00:51:01,709 --> 00:51:03,501 Yeah, but what can you see through 'em? 984 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,167 So what's in there? 985 00:51:07,626 --> 00:51:09,959 Take a peek. It's the en suite. 986 00:51:12,042 --> 00:51:13,501 Not a very large bath. 987 00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:15,584 You can get two in there. 988 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:16,917 Yeah. Two bars of soap. 989 00:51:17,126 --> 00:51:20,292 You, uh... looking for a place together? 990 00:51:20,626 --> 00:51:21,542 No. 991 00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,834 Hm. Thought you might be. 992 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,834 There's a lot of cracks in the walls. 993 00:51:28,959 --> 00:51:31,042 Purely cosmetic. - What, you painted them on? 994 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:33,292 It's the weight of the plaster. - So? 995 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:35,167 It shrinks, it cracks. 996 00:51:35,376 --> 00:51:38,001 I can see that. It's just not very good, is it? 997 00:51:39,584 --> 00:51:42,501 I agree. You get what you pay for. 998 00:51:42,709 --> 00:51:45,959 Oh, so you haven't got your selling heart where your selling mouth is. 999 00:51:46,084 --> 00:51:47,792 Honesty is my policy. 1000 00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:53,501 So, what's in here, then? Oh! I see. 1001 00:51:53,584 --> 00:51:58,376 Right. A sort of kitchen, breakfast, wining, dining, living, dying room. 1002 00:51:58,626 --> 00:52:01,501 Fridge-freezer, washer-dryer, dishwasher. 1003 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,001 Save your hands for a rainy day. 1004 00:52:03,084 --> 00:52:04,251 I use my hands on a rainy day. 1005 00:52:04,417 --> 00:52:06,417 Excuse me, did you, erm... 1006 00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:09,084 Did you say your name was Adrian? 1007 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:10,959 Mm-hm. Adrian Spinks. 1008 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,167 Thought so. 1009 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:15,834 That's an original Victorian fireplace... 1010 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:20,542 No, it is. Come and have a look. 1011 00:52:22,001 --> 00:52:26,001 You can have an artificial gas coal fire plumbed in, or burn logs. 1012 00:52:26,501 --> 00:52:29,251 The choice is yours. - I don't believe it. 1013 00:52:29,459 --> 00:52:32,501 Honest. - Oh, my God. 1014 00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:58,167 Yeah? 1015 00:52:58,251 --> 00:53:00,376 Are you just a girl that can't say "N... 1016 00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:01,876 No! 1017 00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:03,834 Thought so. 1018 00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:11,167 This is a party. I don't think much of your dress sense. 1019 00:53:11,251 --> 00:53:13,001 Thought it was a funeral. You're wearing black. 1020 00:53:13,084 --> 00:53:14,792 Well, I got genereal disease. 1021 00:53:15,209 --> 00:53:16,751 Will I catch it if I have sex with ya? 1022 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:19,292 Well, you won't be, so you won't know, will ya? 1023 00:53:21,876 --> 00:53:23,501 Don't bite! Ow! 1024 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:26,917 Right. That does it. 1025 00:53:27,209 --> 00:53:28,167 Raarrh! 1026 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,876 No! 1027 00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:34,917 Excuse me. I'm a lady. 1028 00:53:43,084 --> 00:53:44,376 Well, come on, then. 1029 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:47,167 I'm in the passenger seat. You're driving. 1030 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:51,042 Ain't got a gearstick, have I? "This lady's not for turning!" 1031 00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:52,917 Fancy breakfast? 1032 00:53:53,001 --> 00:53:55,167 I also serve the "sit and wait". 1033 00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:56,459 Sausage and egg? 1034 00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:00,959 It's getting cold. Eat up. 1035 00:54:01,459 --> 00:54:04,417 D'you wanna fight? Paci-fist. 1036 00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:06,834 I'm going to the toilet. 1037 00:54:09,209 --> 00:54:12,792 And when I get back, young man, we'll have more eat and less talk. 1038 00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,042 Well, hurry up! 1039 00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:23,084 Oh, yeah? Who with? Oh, no, I can't go. 1040 00:54:23,751 --> 00:54:26,251 It's just I can't. 1041 00:54:27,251 --> 00:54:29,917 No, really, I can't. I've got to get it done. 1042 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:35,459 DOOR CREAKS 1043 00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:36,709 Oh! Hiya. 1044 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,209 Working on a Saturday? Bit keen. 1045 00:54:39,417 --> 00:54:41,042 I'm making notes for an essay. 1046 00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:43,667 I've got as far as the emotional responses to fear. 1047 00:54:44,167 --> 00:54:45,501 Is it about ghosts? 1048 00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,501 No, it's about the erection of, er.. 1049 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:48,792 Ooh, talking dirty to me? 1050 00:54:49,001 --> 00:54:51,626 No, the erection of body hair and things like that. 1051 00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:53,542 You looking for a new erection in life? 1052 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,417 Would you like some chocolate? 1053 00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:00,667 Very kind of you. Thank you. 1054 00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:02,084 Help yourself. 1055 00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,459 Nice boxer shorts. 1056 00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:07,292 My ex-girlfriend got them for me. 1057 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:10,626 'Scuse me. You havin' a tutorial? 1058 00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,751 She asked about my ex-girlfriend. 1059 00:55:12,959 --> 00:55:15,001 I weren't! - You tryin' to do some work? 1060 00:55:15,626 --> 00:55:17,084 Yes, actually, I am. 1061 00:55:17,292 --> 00:55:20,001 Come on, Casanova. This isn't a bordello. 1062 00:55:20,126 --> 00:55:23,167 Can't just walk into every boudoir and choose a different bint. 1063 00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:29,959 Got to go and feed the world. 1064 00:55:31,584 --> 00:55:33,042 Oi! - Try telegrams! 1065 00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:34,501 What's your problem?! 1066 00:55:41,001 --> 00:55:42,667 North London Poly, yeah? 1067 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,001 Yeah. Were you there? 1068 00:55:47,459 --> 00:55:48,917 Yeah, we both were. 1069 00:55:50,126 --> 00:55:52,001 You were a BABS, weren't you? 1070 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:53,876 Were you BABS? 1071 00:55:54,209 --> 00:55:55,667 No, she did English. 1072 00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:57,626 What'd you do? - Psychology. 1073 00:55:58,459 --> 00:56:00,584 I got a 2:2. - Oh, bully for you! 1074 00:56:01,209 --> 00:56:02,501 Spent too much time in the pub. 1075 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:05,751 I got a 2:2 and didn't spend too much time in the pub. 1076 00:56:05,876 --> 00:56:08,334 I got a first and I smoked a lot of dope. 1077 00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,001 I had a brilliant time. 1078 00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:11,667 Oh? Nice for you. 1079 00:56:13,709 --> 00:56:16,626 Population of China. Good luck trying to get through, 1080 00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:18,667 cos it's usually engaged. 1081 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:20,459 Do me a flavour, gimme bus fare? 1082 00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:22,709 You must be joking! - See you. 1083 00:56:23,001 --> 00:56:23,917 Lend us 40 pence? 1084 00:56:24,001 --> 00:56:25,376 No! - What for? 1085 00:56:25,584 --> 00:56:27,084 To get me home, else I have to walk. 1086 00:56:27,167 --> 00:56:29,709 Oh, yeah. - No. She will not lend you 40 pence. 1087 00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,876 Why not? - We're not a bank, that's why! 1088 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:33,001 Sorry. 1089 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:34,834 Have you been listening to me? 1090 00:56:34,917 --> 00:56:36,292 Ha-ha! - What?! 1091 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:37,626 Lend us 40 hence? 1092 00:56:37,709 --> 00:56:39,376 What for? - Brain surgery! 1093 00:56:39,542 --> 00:56:40,584 I'm skint. 1094 00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:43,376 Give us a kiss, then. 1095 00:56:44,876 --> 00:56:45,917 Hey, Annie. 1096 00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:49,709 Shouldn't she pay me for use of my fetid stump? 1097 00:56:49,834 --> 00:56:50,751 Fuck off! 1098 00:56:50,834 --> 00:56:53,417 Oh! She likes it rough, she does. - Out! 1099 00:56:53,626 --> 00:56:55,792 Cos when I fuck a woman, she stays fucked. 1100 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,417 DOOR SLAMS 1101 00:57:05,042 --> 00:57:06,834 Why d'you think he hasn't phoned? 1102 00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:09,792 I dunno. Maybe he's lost the number. 1103 00:57:10,001 --> 00:57:11,042 Are you bothered? 1104 00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:13,042 No. Are you? 1105 00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:15,584 No. What's he like? 1106 00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:17,501 What d'you mean? - Y'know, in the sack. 1107 00:57:17,792 --> 00:57:20,126 He's like a sack of potatoes in the sack. 1108 00:57:20,876 --> 00:57:23,084 I hate those things. They give me the creeps. 1109 00:57:23,209 --> 00:57:24,501 That looks like my mum. 1110 00:57:26,334 --> 00:57:27,292 Hey, Hannah! 1111 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:29,584 The Flowerpot Men! 1112 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:31,001 Flobilobilob! 1113 00:57:31,126 --> 00:57:32,209 Lavinia. 1114 00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:37,417 That's nice. It suits you. Yeah, Paddington Bear. 1115 00:57:38,126 --> 00:57:39,959 Look at this. Great! I like the colour. 1116 00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:41,917 Yeah. It's only 50p. 1117 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,376 Think it goes with me hair? 1118 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,917 It makes you look like a carrot. What d'you reckon? 1119 00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,959 Nice, yeah. Twins! 1120 00:57:48,126 --> 00:57:49,542 Hey, 50p. Great! 1121 00:57:49,626 --> 00:57:51,209 Think we should get them? - Definitely. 1122 00:57:51,292 --> 00:57:53,834 OK. 'Scuse me! Where's the geezer? 1123 00:57:54,084 --> 00:57:55,209 Don't know. 1124 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,667 And then she sat on my face, Constable. 1125 00:58:02,251 --> 00:58:03,876 Good morning. 1126 00:58:04,251 --> 00:58:07,834 Would you like some breakfast? A little fuck on toast, maybe? 1127 00:58:09,126 --> 00:58:12,126 A woman's place is on my face. 1128 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,251 Useless. 1129 00:58:27,584 --> 00:58:31,292 I've got this, er... recurring fantasy about... 1130 00:58:35,251 --> 00:58:39,792 Erm... well... in this fantasy, 1131 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:40,959 er... 1132 00:58:43,251 --> 00:58:44,376 I'm having sex. 1133 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:50,334 Well, actually, I'm being forced to have sex with somebody. 1134 00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:57,376 And the thing is that there's a lot of men. Y'know? 1135 00:59:02,334 --> 00:59:03,584 Watching us. 1136 00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,209 Oh? 1137 00:59:08,417 --> 00:59:11,584 Don't get me wrong, it's only a fantasy. It's not reality. 1138 00:59:13,709 --> 00:59:17,959 It's a myth that a lot of men believe, but it can lead to rape. 1139 00:59:19,209 --> 00:59:23,126 Y'know, the idea that a woman means "Yeah" 1140 00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:26,042 when... like, erm... 1141 00:59:27,251 --> 00:59:28,417 she means "No". 1142 00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:35,876 I could bring me mates back after five-a-side to watch if you want. 1143 00:59:43,376 --> 00:59:45,584 So what's through this square window? 1144 00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,959 Ah. It's a divided garden. 1145 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:49,209 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 1146 00:59:49,334 --> 00:59:51,167 The furthest bit belongs to this flat. 1147 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:52,834 It's a bit barren, isn't it? 1148 00:59:53,126 --> 00:59:54,834 Spice it up with your green fingers. 1149 00:59:59,501 --> 01:00:01,626 You don't recognise us at all, do you? 1150 01:00:04,084 --> 01:00:05,501 You're vaguely familiar. 1151 01:00:09,709 --> 01:00:11,042 I recognise you. 1152 01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:12,376 Yeah? 1153 01:00:12,501 --> 01:00:13,417 Yeah. 1154 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:15,792 What about her? 1155 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,626 What's your name? - Anna. 1156 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:22,834 Nah. Sorry. 1157 01:00:24,584 --> 01:00:26,042 Right. Where's the second bedroom? 1158 01:00:26,209 --> 01:00:27,792 Now there's an offer I can't refuse. 1159 01:00:28,001 --> 01:00:30,876 You just lost your commission. - Ouch. 1160 01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:41,667 Ow! 1161 01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:43,417 Bloody well bit the wrong place. 1162 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:44,751 Bite's worse than me bark. 1163 01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:47,334 Look, she loves me. 1164 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:50,667 Thank you. 1165 01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:53,459 What's that? 1166 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:55,751 I'm being the right angle in a triangle. 1167 01:00:55,834 --> 01:00:57,501 One-armed bandit. - Are you all right? 1168 01:00:57,584 --> 01:00:59,542 Yeah. Fine. Have a nice time. 1169 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,584 You sure you don't want me to come with you? 1170 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,459 No, it's all right. It's cool. 1171 01:01:07,959 --> 01:01:10,292 Hannah! I wanted strawberryade! 1172 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,667 You're lucky she got you anything at all. 1173 01:01:25,667 --> 01:01:27,667 BIRDSONG 1174 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:49,792 So... why did you, er... split up with your ex-girlfriend, then? 1175 01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:52,751 She wanted to whisk me up the aisle. 1176 01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:54,709 Really? - Yeah. 1177 01:01:54,876 --> 01:01:56,876 Got sick of her crying all the time. 1178 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,959 Was it cos of her, or cos you don't like commitment? 1179 01:02:07,292 --> 01:02:09,209 It's a load of bollocks, all that shit. 1180 01:02:09,584 --> 01:02:10,584 What? 1181 01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:12,709 Commitment. 1182 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:18,792 Vagina. Nice place. 1183 01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,334 Wouldn't want to live there. 1184 01:02:35,876 --> 01:02:38,792 So how long have you been an estate agent? 1185 01:02:38,959 --> 01:02:41,376 Ooh, five, six years. 1186 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:43,126 I see you've got a wedding ring. 1187 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:44,292 Yeah, I'm married. 1188 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:45,584 How nice. 1189 01:02:46,834 --> 01:02:47,917 How long? 1190 01:02:48,459 --> 01:02:49,917 Second anniversary coming up. 1191 01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:52,459 - Got any kiddies? - I certainly have. 1192 01:02:52,584 --> 01:02:54,042 How many? 2.2? 1193 01:02:54,126 --> 01:02:55,834 Just the one, as of yet. 1194 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:00,001 Laura Jane. 1195 01:03:00,084 --> 01:03:03,042 Oh, yes. She's as ugly as you, isn't she? 1196 01:03:04,626 --> 01:03:07,917 It's her birthday tomorrow. Got to go and pick up the cake. 1197 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:10,042 How old is she? 1198 01:03:10,209 --> 01:03:12,042 One. Little jelly tot. 1199 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,042 She'll be playing for England by the time I finish with her. 1200 01:03:15,126 --> 01:03:16,417 I forgot you liked football. 1201 01:03:20,126 --> 01:03:21,667 Well, it's crap, isn't it? 1202 01:03:21,751 --> 01:03:23,042 Not my cup of tea, neither. 1203 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,667 You know what to do with this. - Keep it for your collection. 1204 01:03:25,751 --> 01:03:26,792 No, thank you. 1205 01:03:27,042 --> 01:03:28,042 Nice to see you again. 1206 01:03:28,126 --> 01:03:29,292 Yeah, bye! 1207 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,834 You all right? - Fine, yeah. 1208 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:36,167 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1209 01:03:43,459 --> 01:03:45,626 That time in the bedsit was the worst for me. 1210 01:03:45,834 --> 01:03:48,959 Just after you came down to stay. I was right on the edge. 1211 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,876 Yeah. - I actually said to myself 1212 01:03:51,209 --> 01:03:53,584 "You've either got to change or go under." 1213 01:03:54,459 --> 01:03:57,667 If I hadn't got that job in the hardware shop, I'd be in a loony bin. 1214 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,459 No, you wouldn't. - I would. 1215 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,376 He just let me be myself. 1216 01:04:03,001 --> 01:04:06,626 It's funny, but all these memories keep flooding back. 1217 01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:08,376 See, I hate looking back. 1218 01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:10,917 Don't forget, I don't remember my childhood. 1219 01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:13,417 That's why remembering is important to me. 1220 01:04:14,376 --> 01:04:16,042 Who wants a crap memory, though? 1221 01:04:20,376 --> 01:04:22,126 You haven't really changed. 1222 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,626 D'you want some more rice? - No, thanks. 1223 01:04:29,292 --> 01:04:30,709 I've always envied you, you know. 1224 01:04:30,876 --> 01:04:32,709 Oh, don't be so daft. - I have. 1225 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:33,959 Why? 1226 01:04:34,126 --> 01:04:35,209 I don't know. 1227 01:04:36,667 --> 01:04:38,459 I admire your innocence. 1228 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,542 What d'you mean? 1229 01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:43,126 You're a very... sort of... trusting person. 1230 01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:46,542 I trust people too easily. 1231 01:04:47,001 --> 01:04:48,626 That's why I get walked over. 1232 01:04:49,167 --> 01:04:51,876 I envy your ability to stand on your own two feet. 1233 01:04:52,084 --> 01:04:53,417 That's just self-protection. 1234 01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:54,792 And the way you deal with men. 1235 01:04:54,917 --> 01:04:56,584 All I ever do is deal with them. 1236 01:04:57,167 --> 01:04:59,167 At least you're able to fall in love with them, 1237 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,292 even if you are a walking open wound. 1238 01:05:05,084 --> 01:05:07,792 I'm just not strong enough to be as vulnerable as you. 1239 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:13,167 But I see vulnerability as a weakness. You're the strong one. 1240 01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:17,376 If we could be a combination, we'd be the perfect woman. 1241 01:05:17,792 --> 01:05:19,042 Unfortunately, we can't. 1242 01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:21,709 I can't use these chopsticks. 1243 01:05:25,001 --> 01:05:26,501 You've changed more than you think. 1244 01:05:26,584 --> 01:05:28,251 Oh, yeah? In what way? 1245 01:05:28,917 --> 01:05:32,084 You've stopped bumping into things. And you can look me in the eye. 1246 01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:33,376 Yeah. Yeah. 1247 01:05:34,709 --> 01:05:38,376 D'you know who always said that to me about looking down all the time? 1248 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:40,834 Who? - Ricky. D'you remember him? 1249 01:05:40,959 --> 01:05:43,501 There's someone I have thought about, as opposed to Adrian. 1250 01:05:44,376 --> 01:05:45,501 Ricky was sussed. 1251 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,376 Oh, yeah. Very bright, yeah. 1252 01:05:48,959 --> 01:05:50,126 Wonder what happened to him. 1253 01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:54,084 I really don't know. Maybe he's a rock star. 1254 01:05:54,209 --> 01:05:55,751 Yeah, or a company manager. 1255 01:05:55,834 --> 01:05:57,167 He might be thin as a beanpole. 1256 01:05:57,334 --> 01:05:59,751 Don't think so, amount of curry and chips he ate. 1257 01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:01,126 Fat chance there. 1258 01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:02,292 Thin chance. 1259 01:06:03,876 --> 01:06:07,001 Nah. I haven't thought about Adrian at all. 1260 01:06:09,126 --> 01:06:12,292 I don't want to talk about it, cos I'm trying to get over today. 1261 01:06:12,834 --> 01:06:13,959 Fair enough. 1262 01:06:15,876 --> 01:06:17,167 It's ridiculous, but... 1263 01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:21,001 I haven't stopped thinking about him for the last ten years. 1264 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,417 I was really quite hurt by all that, y'know? 1265 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:30,209 I knew it. Deep down inside, I knew that. 1266 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:31,959 But why didn't you tell me? 1267 01:06:33,251 --> 01:06:36,167 Well, because I wasn't in love with him, and I knew you were. 1268 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:37,459 So, y'know. 1269 01:06:39,292 --> 01:06:40,417 He was a shit. 1270 01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:42,334 Oh, yeah. He was a shit. 1271 01:06:42,626 --> 01:06:45,459 But when you're in love with a bastard, you can't help yourself. 1272 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:51,584 Psychologically, I look up to my father. I see him as strong. 1273 01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,459 In spite of everything he's done. 1274 01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:57,084 But he doesn't respect women, and he's never given me the love I deserve. 1275 01:06:57,334 --> 01:07:01,334 And that's why I have this need, y'know, to crave his respect 1276 01:07:01,459 --> 01:07:02,876 and seek his approval. 1277 01:07:04,376 --> 01:07:06,334 That's obviously why I choose the men I do. 1278 01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:11,334 I don't respect my father at all. He's weak. 1279 01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:15,251 Look what he's done to Thelma. I don't ever want to end up like her. 1280 01:07:15,376 --> 01:07:16,376 Not ever. 1281 01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:20,709 And when I look at men, all I see is dangerous weakness. 1282 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:25,667 I don't want it to be that way. I just can't help it. 1283 01:07:28,751 --> 01:07:30,001 It makes me feel lonely. 1284 01:08:09,167 --> 01:08:10,376 Er... Hannah? 1285 01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:11,584 What? 1286 01:08:11,709 --> 01:08:13,917 Would you like this for when you find a flat? 1287 01:08:14,084 --> 01:08:16,626 No. But you can stick this up your arse if you like. 1288 01:08:21,209 --> 01:08:22,584 It's hard to believe. 1289 01:08:23,709 --> 01:08:24,792 Four years. 1290 01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:46,292 You're crying. 1291 01:08:46,376 --> 01:08:47,834 Oh, God! Am I? 1292 01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:55,626 Here's to us! 1293 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,751 The Brunty sisters. - Oh, yeah! 1294 01:08:57,834 --> 01:08:59,959 We always get the brunt of everything! 1295 01:09:00,709 --> 01:09:05,126 Mm! I found a photo of us outside the Bronte house in Haworth. 1296 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:06,084 Did you? 1297 01:09:06,167 --> 01:09:08,459 But I forgot to bring it down with me. I wanted to give it to you. 1298 01:09:08,667 --> 01:09:10,667 That's a shame. I'd have liked that. 1299 01:09:10,751 --> 01:09:12,209 I know. But I'll send you it. 1300 01:09:12,584 --> 01:09:14,751 Thanks. I loved that trip. 1301 01:09:14,959 --> 01:09:16,251 Yeah, it was good. 1302 01:09:16,459 --> 01:09:17,667 It was quite a revelation. 1303 01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:18,876 How? 1304 01:09:18,959 --> 01:09:21,042 Just seeing the way you were with your family. 1305 01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:24,542 Everyone being nice to one another. I wasn't used to it. 1306 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,751 I remember you kept going off on your own. 1307 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:29,501 Yeah. I was overwhelmed, really. 1308 01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:34,251 Does your mum favouritise Francesca? 1309 01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:35,542 Nothing's changed. 1310 01:09:35,626 --> 01:09:38,376 Everything Francesca does is brilliant, everything I do is crap. 1311 01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:40,001 It's not fair, is it? 1312 01:09:40,834 --> 01:09:43,876 First it was the mellifluous cello, now it's happy families. 1313 01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:46,292 Yet you've always been the one to look after her. 1314 01:09:46,501 --> 01:09:47,501 Oh, I know. 1315 01:09:50,126 --> 01:09:52,709 You're the only person who's ever really appreciated me. 1316 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:53,959 Am I? 1317 01:09:54,167 --> 01:09:55,376 Yeah. 1318 01:09:58,126 --> 01:10:00,751 You know, I've never told you this 1319 01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:05,334 but remember all those times I was meant to come to London and never did? 1320 01:10:05,459 --> 01:10:06,542 Yeah. 1321 01:10:06,626 --> 01:10:08,709 I didn't cos I was scared. 1322 01:10:08,876 --> 01:10:10,001 What were you scared of? 1323 01:10:10,084 --> 01:10:12,959 I was scared if I set foot in London I'd never want to leave again 1324 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,751 and I didn't want to throw me plans out the window. 1325 01:10:16,751 --> 01:10:18,209 Sounds like you should move on. 1326 01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,334 Oh, yeah, I'm ready to now. 1327 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:22,876 Be good if you came back to London. - Mm. 1328 01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:25,001 Oh, well. Who knows? 1329 01:10:25,126 --> 01:10:26,084 Mm. 1330 01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:38,584 They're lovely houses down there especially. You see them? 1331 01:10:38,834 --> 01:10:40,376 Yeah, I know. Expensive. 1332 01:10:40,501 --> 01:10:44,667 Really? A lot more expensive than sort of, like Chalk Farm... 1333 01:10:45,501 --> 01:10:47,917 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1334 01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:51,209 The prices are unbelievable. 1335 01:10:51,376 --> 01:10:52,959 Oh, it's terrible. I don't know... 1336 01:10:53,209 --> 01:10:55,709 Must be a nice view from up here. - It is, yeah. 1337 01:10:56,126 --> 01:10:58,126 Look! There's Tottenham Court Road. 1338 01:10:58,209 --> 01:11:01,084 Hey, look who this is! I don't believe it! 1339 01:11:02,209 --> 01:11:03,417 Is that Claire? 1340 01:11:03,584 --> 01:11:04,709 It is, yeah! 1341 01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:07,042 She's got no make-up on. 1342 01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:08,709 I know! 1343 01:11:09,042 --> 01:11:10,876 What a bloody coincidence! 1344 01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:19,209 What's going on there? 1345 01:11:19,292 --> 01:11:20,751 I know. It's incredible, isn't it? 1346 01:11:20,917 --> 01:11:22,834 The chance of that happening is one in a million, 1347 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:25,209 seeing two people like that in the same weekend. 1348 01:11:26,834 --> 01:11:28,792 Did you notice where we were standing? 1349 01:11:28,876 --> 01:11:29,834 No. 1350 01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:31,376 We were at a crossroads. 1351 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:34,292 Oh, yeah. "Where the two paths meet." 1352 01:11:34,376 --> 01:11:35,459 That's right. 1353 01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,876 Very symbolic. 1354 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,626 Must be something in the air. 1355 01:11:40,584 --> 01:11:42,001 Hey, Hannah! Look where we are. 1356 01:11:42,501 --> 01:11:43,459 Yeah. 1357 01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,667 Oh, there's that chemist! 1358 01:11:45,876 --> 01:11:46,876 Yeah. 1359 01:11:47,334 --> 01:11:51,209 Have you got ze right prescription, ja, ja, ja? 1360 01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:53,667 Stupid old fart. 1361 01:11:55,084 --> 01:11:56,459 Do you think the flat's still there? 1362 01:11:56,876 --> 01:11:59,667 I don't know. Haven't been that way for ages. 1363 01:12:00,042 --> 01:12:01,917 Could we, er, you know? 1364 01:12:02,126 --> 01:12:03,501 What, go and see it? - Yeah. 1365 01:12:04,001 --> 01:12:06,292 Got time before the train, haven't we? - Oh, yeah. 1366 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:08,751 Yeah. 1367 01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:28,626 Well, we've got a few minutes anyway. 1368 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,459 I feel like me nan. - Why? 1369 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:32,417 Every time we went out on a Sunday run, 1370 01:12:32,501 --> 01:12:35,209 she always had to take us to places where she grew up. 1371 01:12:35,334 --> 01:12:36,542 Oh, no! 1372 01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:39,292 Oh, no. - Oh that's a shame, innit? 1373 01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:40,792 Typical, eh? Typical. 1374 01:12:40,959 --> 01:12:42,209 That's sad, that is. 1375 01:12:42,292 --> 01:12:43,459 It's terrible. 1376 01:12:44,084 --> 01:12:45,334 Wonder what happened to him? 1377 01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:46,834 He probably retired. 1378 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,667 Or died. - Don't! 1379 01:12:48,834 --> 01:12:50,626 He couldn't have gone back to Hong Kong. 1380 01:12:51,209 --> 01:12:52,959 It makes me feel so old. 1381 01:12:53,667 --> 01:12:55,501 Oh, no, look at this. 1382 01:12:56,334 --> 01:12:58,667 Oh, I used to really like that old door. 1383 01:12:58,792 --> 01:12:59,917 So did I. 1384 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:01,042 Oh. 1385 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,792 I wonder who lives here now? 1386 01:13:04,084 --> 01:13:05,167 Hey, look. 1387 01:13:05,292 --> 01:13:06,292 What? 1388 01:13:06,584 --> 01:13:07,834 They've got a new CD out. 1389 01:13:07,959 --> 01:13:09,751 Oh, yeah! 1390 01:13:10,251 --> 01:13:12,376 I haven't listened to them for ages. Have you? 1391 01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:13,959 Oh yeah, now and again. 1392 01:13:14,042 --> 01:13:15,084 Have you? 1393 01:13:21,834 --> 01:13:24,126 This is my old bedroom, up here. 1394 01:13:25,209 --> 01:13:26,167 Yeah. 1395 01:13:26,917 --> 01:13:29,001 TRAIN CLATTERS PAST 1396 01:13:30,459 --> 01:13:31,667 There's mine, look. 1397 01:13:31,751 --> 01:13:32,792 Oh, yeah. 1398 01:13:40,626 --> 01:13:43,292 Oh, no. No, I don't believe it. 1399 01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:44,917 It's not, is it? 1400 01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:46,167 It is, it is. 1401 01:13:46,376 --> 01:13:48,751 Oh, no. This is weird. 1402 01:13:48,834 --> 01:13:50,084 This is really weird now. 1403 01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:51,376 I know, it's too much. 1404 01:13:51,459 --> 01:13:54,542 Er... I wanted curry and chips but erm... 1405 01:13:57,001 --> 01:14:00,709 I'm sorry, a coincidence is one thing but this is a joke, innit? 1406 01:14:01,209 --> 01:14:02,667 What are you doing here? 1407 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:06,251 Er, open top bus. 1408 01:14:06,334 --> 01:14:08,542 Er... er... 1409 01:14:08,834 --> 01:14:10,001 Ricky? 1410 01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:12,584 Plasticine men... 1411 01:14:13,167 --> 01:14:15,209 Hee... Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. 1412 01:14:15,626 --> 01:14:17,334 Hee... 1413 01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:20,751 Are you all right? 1414 01:14:21,584 --> 01:14:22,876 Do you know who we are? 1415 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,917 Don't patronise me. 1416 01:14:25,292 --> 01:14:26,292 Where's your scabs? 1417 01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:29,667 Oh! I don't know, Ricky. They've gone. 1418 01:14:30,251 --> 01:14:31,167 Why? 1419 01:14:31,251 --> 01:14:32,751 Time. Just time. 1420 01:14:32,876 --> 01:14:35,376 - It just goes. - Yeah, it does. 1421 01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:36,667 Ticking... 1422 01:14:36,751 --> 01:14:38,084 Passing us by. - Yeah. 1423 01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:39,167 Empty. 1424 01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:41,501 Fucking empty. 1425 01:14:50,959 --> 01:14:54,376 Er, how come you're here? 1426 01:14:55,084 --> 01:14:56,959 On the stage, weren't ya? 1427 01:14:57,126 --> 01:15:00,417 Everybody laughing at your snout. 1428 01:15:01,084 --> 01:15:02,626 Pig-faced woman. 1429 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,042 Where are you living, Ricky? 1430 01:15:06,626 --> 01:15:07,667 Hartlepool. 1431 01:15:09,626 --> 01:15:11,376 When did you come down to London? 1432 01:15:11,584 --> 01:15:13,709 Last night. On the bus. 1433 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:15,376 Where'd you stay? 1434 01:15:15,501 --> 01:15:17,334 I... I... 1435 01:15:17,459 --> 01:15:19,292 Aye, aye, carumba! 1436 01:15:19,792 --> 01:15:22,042 Like, er, Carmen Miranda. 1437 01:15:23,667 --> 01:15:27,501 You, er, go, er, flying in the sand. 1438 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:29,626 Er, desert. 1439 01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:33,917 Like a... big calendar. 1440 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:38,001 See stones. You can only see them from the sky. 1441 01:15:39,126 --> 01:15:41,501 Er... Eagles' head. 1442 01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:44,459 Er, big woman. Mmm. 1443 01:15:44,626 --> 01:15:46,459 Hee-hee-hee. Zzz. 1444 01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:48,751 Blocks... 1445 01:15:51,959 --> 01:15:54,042 You, er, wanna hold me elephant? 1446 01:15:54,251 --> 01:15:57,001 Er, yeah. OK. 1447 01:16:00,209 --> 01:16:02,834 Like, almost as big as you are! 1448 01:16:04,834 --> 01:16:06,084 Who's it for? 1449 01:16:07,501 --> 01:16:09,959 She called me a C-U-N-T. 1450 01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:13,709 I never. - Not you! 1451 01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:17,376 - Who? - She says I'm not the dad but I am. 1452 01:16:18,167 --> 01:16:20,209 He's gone to Dungeness, bastard. 1453 01:16:20,917 --> 01:16:23,584 Like, er, nuclear power. 1454 01:16:23,959 --> 01:16:26,751 He got a transfer from Hartlepool. 1455 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:28,792 Devil's work. 1456 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:33,459 You, er, wanna live forever? 1457 01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:34,667 No. 1458 01:16:34,834 --> 01:16:36,584 Huh? - I certainly don't. 1459 01:16:36,667 --> 01:16:37,792 We don't, Ricky. 1460 01:16:39,792 --> 01:16:40,834 Oh! 1461 01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:42,667 Oh, lovely. 1462 01:16:42,792 --> 01:16:44,751 Oh, the most beautiful... 1463 01:16:44,876 --> 01:16:45,751 What's she called? 1464 01:16:45,876 --> 01:16:49,459 He! He's a fucking boy! 1465 01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:51,876 Oh, yeah, sorry. He's lovely. 1466 01:16:52,001 --> 01:16:52,959 Harry. 1467 01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:54,542 He's great. 1468 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,792 He lives in Hastings. Ooh-hoo! 1469 01:16:56,876 --> 01:16:58,501 I wanna surprise her. 1470 01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:01,334 She never answers my letters. 1471 01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:04,959 I'm gonna walk in there, fuck her! 1472 01:17:07,251 --> 01:17:08,876 You wanna have a hold? 1473 01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:10,834 No. - Go on! 1474 01:17:16,126 --> 01:17:18,292 Oh! It's, er, nice to see ya! 1475 01:17:22,959 --> 01:17:24,376 You, er, wanna game of snooker? 1476 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,584 No, thanks. We've got to go. 1477 01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:28,667 Oh, it's, erm, a good game. 1478 01:17:29,084 --> 01:17:31,626 RAPID TUNEFUL BEEPING - We don't have time. 1479 01:17:32,584 --> 01:17:36,751 She's gotta catch a train, Ricky. We've got to go, all right? 1480 01:17:41,251 --> 01:17:42,959 I'm not a... an idiot! 1481 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:45,167 No. We know you're not. 1482 01:17:45,251 --> 01:17:47,876 I'm like a... idiot savant. 1483 01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:51,334 Just haven't found my savant yet. 1484 01:17:58,334 --> 01:17:59,542 Are you hungry, Ricky? 1485 01:18:00,334 --> 01:18:01,709 He did good chips! 1486 01:18:02,376 --> 01:18:03,917 Yeah, he did great chips. 1487 01:18:05,501 --> 01:18:09,042 You not gonna invite us up for a cup of tea or summat? 1488 01:18:09,626 --> 01:18:13,042 Oh, we haven't lived here for six years, Ricky. 1489 01:18:15,459 --> 01:18:17,501 Yeah. Me nanna's dead. 1490 01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:20,917 Oh. - Oh! Sorry to hear that. 1491 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:24,709 She... coughing. 1492 01:18:26,376 --> 01:18:27,834 When did that happen, then? 1493 01:18:28,376 --> 01:18:31,376 She, like, coughed all her life up. 1494 01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:40,626 Do you live by yourself then? 1495 01:18:41,001 --> 01:18:43,709 Mind your business! What do you care? 1496 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:45,417 I do care! 1497 01:18:45,501 --> 01:18:46,709 No, you don't! - I do. 1498 01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:49,501 You don't think about anybody but yourself! 1499 01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:52,126 That is not true! 1500 01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:53,334 That's not true, Ricky. 1501 01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:56,251 Oh, button it, you! You never liked us anyway. 1502 01:18:57,042 --> 01:18:58,001 I did. 1503 01:18:58,084 --> 01:18:59,084 Shite! 1504 01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:02,209 I thought a lot about you. - You don't think! Selfish! 1505 01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:03,917 Talk, talk, rabbit! 1506 01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:05,042 That's not true! 1507 01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:06,126 That's enough! 1508 01:19:08,792 --> 01:19:11,792 Rancid. Go on, fuck ya! 1509 01:19:13,626 --> 01:19:14,792 Lesbos! 1510 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,251 Oh, I can't do this. 1511 01:19:18,376 --> 01:19:19,751 Don't be stupid! Come on! 1512 01:19:19,917 --> 01:19:21,042 I'm really nervous. 1513 01:19:21,209 --> 01:19:23,459 He'll be dead chuffed we've come all this way. 1514 01:19:23,667 --> 01:19:25,334 I don't know what to say to him. 1515 01:19:26,001 --> 01:19:27,292 His nan was all right. 1516 01:19:27,376 --> 01:19:28,751 Yeah, she's lovely. 1517 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,126 I bet he's right spoilt. 1518 01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:32,751 Bloody hell! This fucking bag keeps falling off! 1519 01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:36,084 Give it to me, for fuck's sake! You're such a moaner! 1520 01:19:37,501 --> 01:19:39,167 It's great to be by the sea. 1521 01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:40,417 It is, actually. 1522 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:41,834 All this fresh air. 1523 01:19:42,001 --> 01:19:43,626 Yeah, it's wild. 1524 01:19:44,376 --> 01:19:45,917 Bit of ozone. - Yeah. 1525 01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:48,751 Ricky! 1526 01:19:50,626 --> 01:19:51,584 Hiya! 1527 01:19:54,376 --> 01:19:56,501 What are you doing up here? 1528 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,709 We came to see ya. - See if you was all right. 1529 01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:02,709 I'm, er, fine, like, er... 1530 01:20:02,917 --> 01:20:05,792 Tip-top. So you don't need to give a toss. 1531 01:20:07,709 --> 01:20:08,876 Have you heard from college? 1532 01:20:09,834 --> 01:20:10,751 Fuck 'em! 1533 01:20:12,292 --> 01:20:13,959 What about your stuff? 1534 01:20:17,751 --> 01:20:19,417 That's not very hospitable. 1535 01:20:19,501 --> 01:20:21,667 He doesn't seem very happy to see us at all. 1536 01:20:25,292 --> 01:20:26,709 Don't be like that! 1537 01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:28,417 We were worried about ya. 1538 01:20:28,626 --> 01:20:31,626 Come to have a laugh, take the piss? 1539 01:20:31,751 --> 01:20:34,292 No! - Seven hours on a coach for a laugh. 1540 01:20:34,376 --> 01:20:35,417 We're not that desperate. 1541 01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:38,292 Come to lead us on a bit more? 1542 01:20:40,084 --> 01:20:41,126 You've upset her now! 1543 01:20:41,292 --> 01:20:43,042 You're not the only one who's upset. 1544 01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:46,334 All right! That's why we came up here. Cos we care about ya. 1545 01:20:46,917 --> 01:20:49,501 Well... Fuck off back where you come from. 1546 01:20:49,834 --> 01:20:51,251 Fuck you an' all! 1547 01:20:51,334 --> 01:20:52,292 Fuck you! 1548 01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:53,876 Sorry we bothered! 1549 01:20:54,084 --> 01:20:56,667 Fuck you! Fuck ya! 1550 01:20:58,042 --> 01:20:59,292 Fuck! 1551 01:21:00,001 --> 01:21:00,959 Fucking... 1552 01:21:02,376 --> 01:21:04,126 Nosey parker! 1553 01:21:04,626 --> 01:21:06,584 Nosey parker! 1554 01:21:27,501 --> 01:21:28,959 It's not fair, is it? 1555 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:31,542 No. 1556 01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,501 I shoulda got his number. 1557 01:21:37,042 --> 01:21:40,417 Shouldn't think he's got a mobile home, let alone a mobile phone. 1558 01:21:40,626 --> 01:21:42,209 Joke? 1559 01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:53,542 What time is it? 1560 01:21:54,251 --> 01:21:55,751 It's just gone quarter past. 1561 01:21:58,126 --> 01:21:59,876 Which platform is it, I wonder? 1562 01:22:00,334 --> 01:22:03,209 Dunno - is it platform three? Let's have a look. 1563 01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,167 No, that's it, isn't it? 1564 01:22:06,251 --> 01:22:07,917 Yeah. That's this one. 1565 01:22:08,126 --> 01:22:09,209 Yeah, that's right. 1566 01:22:14,292 --> 01:22:17,501 I don't mind saying hello at stations but I don't like saying goodbye. 1567 01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:20,084 I don't like stations. 1568 01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:22,584 I like trains though. 1569 01:22:27,667 --> 01:22:29,417 It was really great seeing ya. 1570 01:22:29,709 --> 01:22:31,001 Yeah, and you. 1571 01:22:31,292 --> 01:22:32,959 I'll come again. Soon. 1572 01:22:33,084 --> 01:22:35,126 Wait until you're invited! 1573 01:22:36,876 --> 01:22:38,209 I got you a little present. 1574 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:39,209 You haven't! 1575 01:22:39,292 --> 01:22:40,292 Yes, I have. 1576 01:22:40,376 --> 01:22:42,917 You didn't have to. - I know. But. 1577 01:22:45,584 --> 01:22:47,626 You gotta ask me a question first. 1578 01:22:48,126 --> 01:22:49,167 What about? 1579 01:22:50,334 --> 01:22:52,501 A very important question about your life. 1580 01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:54,542 OK. 1581 01:22:55,292 --> 01:22:58,334 And you gotta say Ms Mills, Ms Mills twice. 1582 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:04,001 Oh, no! 1583 01:23:05,751 --> 01:23:06,834 OK. 1584 01:23:07,251 --> 01:23:09,334 Ms Mills, Ms Mills... 1585 01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:15,167 Will I find true happiness soon? 1586 01:23:24,334 --> 01:23:26,751 "Pang!" Load of rubbish. Always was. 1587 01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:28,917 Thank you. 1588 01:23:29,626 --> 01:23:31,626 It's a very special present. 1589 01:23:39,459 --> 01:23:40,501 See ya. 1590 01:23:40,709 --> 01:23:41,792 Bye. 1591 01:23:42,626 --> 01:23:43,626 Ta-ra. 1592 01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:48,251 Let's not leave it six years this time. 1593 01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:49,792 No, I won't. 1594 01:23:53,209 --> 01:23:56,459 Hey, Hannah! Do you think there'll be any more coincidences on the train? 1595 01:23:57,084 --> 01:24:00,376 I dunno. Maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams. 113182