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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:41,519 --> 00:04:43,399 Adam! 2 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,959 Eve! 3 00:04:54,359 --> 00:04:57,319 - What? - I must tell you something! 4 00:05:04,119 --> 00:05:07,519 - You have to tell me something, finally. 5 00:05:08,119 --> 00:05:11,999 I have never told anyone before. 6 00:05:12,439 --> 00:05:14,039 No other woman? 7 00:05:14,359 --> 00:05:15,919 No, none. 8 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:19,239 Promise you won't laugh? 9 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:20,919 - I won't. 10 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:27,959 - 1... I don't know how to tell you this, but... 11 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:34,759 I'm a dwarf. 12 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,679 - And this is supposed to be your proposal? 13 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:51,519 - This is Grasshopper... uhm... This is Jedlina. 14 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:57,079 - Olo, I'm... I'm sorry I'm calling. Do you have a minute? 15 00:05:57,079 --> 00:05:59,879 You weren't supposed to call me here. 16 00:05:59,879 --> 00:06:02,599 - Olo, they're after me! 17 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:05,359 - Adas, I'm going to kill you, you weren't supposed to call me here. 18 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:07,559 I'm in the middle of arranging my life. 19 00:06:07,559 --> 00:06:12,039 - Help me! I've broken up the monopoly!! I have the King Size! 20 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:17,039 Kingsize? Where are you? 21 00:06:17,239 --> 00:06:21,279 I'm by your house, help me! I have the mixture with me! 22 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,159 Go to the hotel there's always a lot people in the lobby, 23 00:06:24,159 --> 00:06:26,279 You'll be safe there. I'm on my way! 24 00:06:38,559 --> 00:06:40,599 - This dodger wants to disappear among the crowd. 25 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:42,839 - Which scenario are we going to use, comrade? 26 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:46,479 - In this case, we'll employ scenario AS. 27 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:19,359 Olo! 28 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:45,359 Ladies and gentlemen, nothing's happened, everything's under control. 29 00:07:45,359 --> 00:07:48,159 Thank you very much, goodbye. 30 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:06,679 - Excuse me, miss! What are you doing?! Hello! 31 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:09,959 Follow the red Fiat! 32 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:13,599 - Hey, mister, get in the back! - Right, I'm sorry! 33 00:08:18,559 --> 00:08:21,239 - Open up! Open up right now! 34 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,199 - Who's there? - Police. 35 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:27,079 - Can I help you? 36 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:29,919 - And where is the third guy? 37 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:31,239 - What third guy? 38 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:32,959 - This one? He ran away. 39 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:33,959 Naked? 40 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:35,359 That's right. 41 00:08:35,359 --> 00:08:38,279 - Took off his clothes and ran away. Which way? 42 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,479 This way. 43 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,399 Help! 44 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:45,239 - Damn! 45 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:31,519 Are you crazy? What are you doing?! Mace?! 46 00:09:36,719 --> 00:09:41,159 Are you crazy?! Do I look like a mugger? Do muggers have eyes like these? 47 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:45,559 - Like I had enough time to see! I thought you were the strangler! 48 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,679 - I would have explained everything! Trust me, I am quite harmless. 49 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,599 - Please, come in. 50 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:56,399 - Please, wait here. 51 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,279 I'm sorry. 52 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:19,719 - You should drink it upside down. This is the best way to get rid of hiccups. 53 00:10:40,879 --> 00:10:42,839 Is the mace very harmful? 54 00:10:44,239 --> 00:10:45,799 - You'd better not rub it. 55 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:47,719 - I am sorry I have scared you but 56 00:10:47,719 --> 00:10:50,039 I was afraid I'd lose you or that you'll lose it. 57 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,199 - I was at the hotel when the guy ran into you 58 00:10:52,199 --> 00:10:53,959 and he was supposed to give me something. 59 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,319 What does it have to do with me? 60 00:10:55,319 --> 00:10:57,639 He was supposed to give me something and you ruined it. 61 00:10:57,919 --> 00:10:59,359 - I'll be on my way soon. 62 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,399 Just give it to me. He put something in your pocket. 63 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:05,119 - Really? He put something in my pocket and I didn't feel a thing. 64 00:11:05,119 --> 00:11:07,239 Who are you and who were those men at the hotel? 65 00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:09,079 - Do you have to know everything? - Yes! 66 00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:11,559 - All right, I will tell when you give me the vial. 67 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:12,599 What vial?! 68 00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:15,039 - The one you have in the left pocket of your coat. 69 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,799 - I'll give it to you, if you tell me what's going on. 70 00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:32,239 - Fine, but let me see if it's still there. 71 00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:37,079 - Oh no, it's impossible! 72 00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:44,439 It must be behind the lining! How can you be so careless?! 73 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:47,719 To walk around with holes in your clothes? You're a sloven! 74 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,479 Give it back to me! 75 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:52,239 - There's nothing to laugh about! Adas risked his life for the vial! 76 00:11:52,239 --> 00:11:53,479 - And what was in the vial? 77 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:56,399 - The laboratory! Perhaps, there's some left there! 78 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,199 - But what? What was in the vial? 79 00:12:02,119 --> 00:12:03,839 - Freedom. 80 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,799 SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL 81 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:28,039 - My girl said that she might even get married if she had to. 82 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,639 - And mine even made me an omelette. This is paradise, brother. 83 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,239 - It seems that we have something that turns them on. 84 00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:37,359 - And you see... I told you nobody was coming. 85 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:41,319 I've been setting him up for two weeks, brother. This Adas had no accomplices. 86 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,959 - Hmm, they wanted a stakeout and we delivered. 87 00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:47,319 We get to stay in King Size another week. 88 00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:49,239 - That's right! 89 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:52,319 - Holy hollow, I left water on. 90 00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:57,479 - I've completely lost my wits from all the fudging. 91 00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:00,999 - But Big Eater must not know. 92 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:08,239 - They say that comrade Krzysztof himself enjoys a little fudging. 93 00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,719 - I found some coffee! 94 00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:14,479 - We could invite our gals to come by. 95 00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,919 - We'd fudge the hell out of them, right? 96 00:14:17,239 --> 00:14:19,439 - We surely would! 97 00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:24,759 I have a strange feeling that this will be our easiest mission. 98 00:14:25,079 --> 00:14:26,759 - Hahaha, sexmission! 99 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:28,799 Help! 100 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,319 - My ass! 101 00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:40,039 - Pycio, take me down! 102 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,319 You slob! 103 00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,759 - Ewa! I'm home! 104 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,599 - You call this five minutes? 105 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:06,399 - First I met one lady at the hotel and then I went to her place 106 00:15:06,799 --> 00:15:11,359 Then I went to Adaś's laboratory and met two gentlemen there. 107 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,879 And on the roof there was a cat, 108 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,519 so I fell down to the ground and now I am back. 109 00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:18,559 - You leave your fiancée alone and go with some woman you've 110 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:20,799 met at the hotel. You have some nerve to tell me this! 111 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:23,199 - I though we promised we would tell each other everything. 112 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:24,919 - You look awful! You were supposed to have 113 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:26,959 dinner with my family for the first time tomorrow. 114 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,159 You can't show up looking like this. 115 00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:31,999 You did it on purpose to avoid meeting my mummy. 116 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,399 - Ewa, why are you like this? I really I love you! 117 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:40,199 - How could this have happened? 118 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:49,359 Chemical composition of the recipe is the most closely guarded state secret. 119 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,519 - That's right, most closely guarded. 120 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:55,759 - Not even those who make King Size know all the ingredients. 121 00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:57,559 That's right, they don't. 122 00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,079 - And yet... - And yet... 123 00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:02,519 - Stop repeating after me, airheads! 124 00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:12,039 - Must be that he once worked on the production of King Size. 125 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,799 - At least it's a good thing we caught him. 126 00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,279 What about the lab? 127 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:22,919 - While we were chasing Adas, Pycio and Gil destroyed the lab, 128 00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:25,559 so the danger has ceased to exist. 129 00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:27,999 - So Gil and Pycio are still staking the place out? 130 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:29,919 - Yes, in case he had accomplices. 131 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:35,519 If they screw this up I'll feed them to birds. 132 00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:37,679 Yes, I will. 133 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:44,119 - Thank you, comrades. All right, bring the Judas! 134 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:58,239 Come closer. 135 00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:03,479 Just look at yourself. 136 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:07,719 What was the point? Perhaps you were short of something? 137 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,119 I have heard that you were issued your own drawer. 138 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,479 - A drawer? The drawer is not everything 139 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,079 Was I supposed to spend my life distilling some 140 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,199 ingredient and don't even know what you use it for? 141 00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:28,239 - Yes, you've had a temporary breakdown. I understand this, 142 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,759 it can happen to anyone. 143 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,239 You feel the urge to leave it all and run away as far as you can. 144 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:39,759 And only dedication to your duty keeps you at your post. 145 00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:42,279 I know that feeling well. 146 00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:48,519 Yes, but we're not vindictive. 147 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:54,999 If you voluntarily declare in writing, that it was just a temporary breakdown, 148 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,839 we are willing to forgive you everything. 149 00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:00,439 - The thing is, I'm not declaring anything. 150 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,879 - You slob! 151 00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:07,799 And you know that you'll be charged with intentional disclosure of the formula?! 152 00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:10,239 This is betrayal of state secrets! 153 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:12,839 Conscious cutting of the branch 154 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:15,839 we are all sitting on together! 155 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,559 What "state"? 156 00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:20,399 This is all just a big joke! 157 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,599 If not me today, then tomorrow someone will break it all to pieces! 158 00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:31,119 - I'm asking for the last time, how did you get hold of the King Size formula? 159 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,759 - You can kiss me back there. 160 00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:41,199 - You must earn this pleasure first. Was! 161 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:54,919 "THE GRASSHOPPER" EDITORIAL OFFICE 162 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:59,479 - Mr. Olo, we need to have a serious conversation. 163 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,119 A candy? 164 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,199 I've read your last essay. 165 00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:12,479 It's very, very interesting, but I have some doubts. 166 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:19,159 For example, you write about conservative and radical dwarves. 167 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,199 And then you write: 168 00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:25,759 "Wispy squinted his beer-coloured eyes." 169 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,759 Beer-coloured? 170 00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:32,039 In the era of combating alcoholism, 171 00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:38,839 you'd better change it to "hazel" or "chestnut". 172 00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:41,079 I don't not want to impose anything, anyway. 173 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:44,239 - I'd like to ask for unpaid leave. 174 00:19:44,239 --> 00:19:47,719 - But you must deliver the overdue article first. Today is the fourth. 175 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:52,599 - It's already the fourth today? 176 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:53,879 - What's so strange about it? 177 00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:55,959 Yesterday was the third, tomorrow will be the fifth, 178 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,159 panta rhei. 179 00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:03,519 - Here's the article, I have to fly. 180 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,479 - You can always count on me. 181 00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:08,559 I love and understand the young! 182 00:20:09,319 --> 00:20:12,759 - Cockta! PoloCockta! You're out of PoloCockta?! 183 00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:14,479 There should be... 184 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:22,239 - A customer has just bought the last one. Oh! 185 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,919 - Give me my drink back, you thief! 186 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,439 - I'll pay you a thousand! 187 00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:30,239 - I'll show you a thousand! I'm throwing a party! 188 00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,279 - I'll give you two thousand! And my watch! 189 00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:35,999 - A nutcase! Manager! 190 00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,999 He's walked in without a basket! 191 00:20:41,439 --> 00:20:43,359 - Damn you, rascal! 192 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,959 You thief! 193 00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:55,879 - What are you doing?! You want to smash this place to pieces?! 194 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,639 - He has stolen my PoloCockta! 195 00:20:57,879 --> 00:21:00,199 - Take it easy, I'm opening. 196 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,159 Call the police! 197 00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:07,479 - I'll pay for everything. 198 00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:08,799 - I demand satisfaction! 199 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:10,479 Who are you? 200 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,679 ORMO 201 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:16,119 I've paid for it, let me go! Stop tugging me! 202 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,639 Here you are. 203 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,479 My "Polo Cockta"! 204 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,279 I'm sorry, thank you. 205 00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:31,559 - Hey! Hello! I would like to thank you, miss! 206 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:35,399 - You're welcome! - How did you know it mattered so much? 207 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:38,079 - I'm in a hurry for work, so if you don't mind leaving... 208 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,199 - Fine, if we are going in the same direction, I can give you a lift. 209 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:45,799 Thank you. 210 00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:47,439 - It's just, this is my seat. 211 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,279 Of course... 212 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,919 I'm terribly grateful. 213 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:42,679 - Look out! - You're fifteen minutes late. 214 00:22:42,679 --> 00:22:44,399 I'm terribly sorry. 215 00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:53,839 - What is this supposed to mean? Only just in time again, Ewa. 216 00:22:54,679 --> 00:22:56,319 And who's the model? 217 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:58,839 - This is my fiancée. 218 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,679 - A journalist. 219 00:23:28,439 --> 00:23:31,239 King size 220 00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:33,279 is a royal 221 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,839 size 222 00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:40,039 King size is a royal size. 223 00:23:40,479 --> 00:23:43,199 When your soul feels old 224 00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:45,879 And the drawer's stuck 225 00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:49,599 And all around. 226 00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:52,519 There's so much muck 227 00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:56,399 While your soul 228 00:23:56,399 --> 00:23:58,679 Is still whole 229 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,559 Get out of the drawer 230 00:24:01,719 --> 00:24:03,359 Get out of the drawer 231 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,639 Come across! 232 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:09,199 Kingsize is bliss 233 00:24:09,439 --> 00:24:13,039 You mustn't miss 234 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,439 It's sex, it's bliss 235 00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:19,439 it's a lost paradise 236 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,759 Kingsize... 237 00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:25,999 ...for all you can be tall 238 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:29,199 Keep out if you're small 239 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,279 Aim high or not at all - 240 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:35,439 - Move over! 241 00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:23,559 - So you had the vial all along? Why did you lie to me? 242 00:25:25,199 --> 00:25:26,919 - What's it worth to you? 243 00:25:27,799 --> 00:25:29,719 One hundred... 244 00:25:34,919 --> 00:25:38,039 - How will I get two hundred US dollars? 245 00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:39,999 - I thought you wanted it so badly. 246 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,959 - All right, I'll get the money by tomorrow. 247 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,519 - Tomorrow is promised to no one. 248 00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:53,679 Here, take it. 249 00:26:01,319 --> 00:26:02,759 Kingsize! 250 00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:04,519 - You're so fast, I like it. 251 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,479 - This could have got smashed. 252 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,519 - All right, I'll bring the money tomorrow. 253 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:15,199 - It was free of charge. 254 00:26:16,519 --> 00:26:17,879 Why? 255 00:26:17,879 --> 00:26:19,439 - Because you are... 256 00:26:20,719 --> 00:26:22,639 Because I like it this way. 257 00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:40,919 If your gear's too tight And makes you fidget 258 00:26:40,919 --> 00:26:42,919 Change your size - 259 00:26:42,919 --> 00:26:44,639 And become a dwarf- 260 00:26:44,639 --> 00:26:46,679 For if there isn't 261 00:26:46,679 --> 00:26:49,119 Much in the kitty Scale down the players 262 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,959 And you're sitting pretty 263 00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:53,159 Small is great 264 00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:54,839 We're heard that before 265 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,759 But they're pretty gloomy 266 00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:58,359 Inside the drawer 267 00:26:58,679 --> 00:27:00,199 And if you ask 268 00:27:00,399 --> 00:27:01,839 Why they're fretting- 269 00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:03,799 It's because small 270 00:27:03,799 --> 00:27:05,999 Often means petty 271 00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:14,679 - What? Big Eater?! 272 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,799 - Thank you for joining me for this show 273 00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:34,839 of my collection Troll Trend 89'! 274 00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:38,519 - Okay, okay, all right. - Aaaah! Aaaah ... I invited you for dinner. 275 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,199 And forgot... 276 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:42,119 - You are the editor of a newspaper? 277 00:28:42,479 --> 00:28:43,919 - Nice to meet you, 278 00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:45,679 Olgierd Jedlina 279 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:49,039 - I was hoping there was something 280 00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:50,399 nice to your weirdness, 281 00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:52,279 but this is my skirt. 282 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:55,999 I invested two months of my life in you. 283 00:28:55,999 --> 00:28:57,319 That's enough. 284 00:28:58,639 --> 00:29:03,519 - If I understand correctly, you work as a Santa Claus? 285 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,999 - No, he claims to be a dwarf just to avoid marriage 286 00:29:06,999 --> 00:29:08,239 but it's not original at all, 287 00:29:08,239 --> 00:29:09,399 everyone here is a gnome. 288 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:11,879 Let's go look for giants, mother. 289 00:29:11,879 --> 00:29:14,679 - I really am a dwarf, Ewa. 290 00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:17,479 - Hold it, please, mother. 291 00:29:18,879 --> 00:29:21,199 Ewa! 292 00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:23,679 - Oui, Mama. 293 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,199 - Drawerland? 294 00:29:35,879 --> 00:29:37,239 - Drawerland? 295 00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:46,239 Drawer! 296 00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:48,639 Drawer. 297 00:29:48,999 --> 00:29:50,679 - You pervert! 298 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,119 Degenerate! 299 00:29:55,439 --> 00:29:59,679 You're lucky there are women here, you pervert! 300 00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:02,399 Pervert!? 301 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:05,879 Oh my God! It's you! 302 00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:08,239 This is supposed to be your vacation? 303 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,519 - Excuse me, miss, 304 00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:11,839 but it's not of your business how I spend my free time. 305 00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:13,319 I need it for my new article, 306 00:30:13,319 --> 00:30:15,439 I am researching social attitude towards dwarves. 307 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,519 - Olgierd! I'm worried about you. 308 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:18,839 You're overworked. 309 00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:21,719 Perhaps you believe you're a dwarf. 310 00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,159 This things happen, 311 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:26,159 when you focus on the same topic all the time. 312 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,399 You see? 313 00:30:29,399 --> 00:30:31,599 Even children don't tolerate such dwarves. 314 00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:33,719 - Don't kick the man. You'll get all sweaty. 315 00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:39,039 - Wait, what's going on?! What's happening? 316 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:40,759 - You could at least say 'Goodbye'. 317 00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:42,119 Bravo! Bravo! 318 00:30:43,359 --> 00:30:45,599 - Gentlemen, this must be a misunderstanding. 319 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,559 - Sure, a misunderstanding. 320 00:30:50,439 --> 00:30:52,039 - But why? 321 00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:53,199 You provocateur! 322 00:30:56,799 --> 00:31:00,319 - Drawer? - Drawerland? 323 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,039 Enough! Let's go! 324 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:10,879 - Bloody whippersnappers. 325 00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:18,919 - Drawerland? - Drawerland? 326 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,079 Finland? 327 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,559 I don't understand. 328 00:31:31,719 --> 00:31:34,079 - Hello, hello, miss! 329 00:31:34,479 --> 00:31:35,759 You keep following me! 330 00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:37,439 - It's you running after me. 331 00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:42,279 Take off this cotton wool beard. And the hideous hat. 332 00:31:45,159 --> 00:31:47,399 Get in! we must have a serious conversation. 333 00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:50,559 - The other side, I know. 334 00:31:56,399 --> 00:31:57,919 - I have to tell you something! 335 00:31:58,239 --> 00:31:59,999 - I have never told anyone before. 336 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:02,239 - No other woman? 337 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,439 - No, none. 338 00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:13,999 But promise you won't laugh. 339 00:32:16,199 --> 00:32:17,359 I promise. 340 00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:19,559 I am... 341 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:25,959 A dwarf. 342 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:28,799 - How do you know? 343 00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:30,879 - Because I am a dwarf, too. 344 00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:32,919 - There are no female dwarves. 345 00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:35,279 - My father was a dwarf, 346 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:37,359 he also fought for King Size for all. 347 00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:40,079 You thought I was at the hotel by accident? 348 00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:41,559 Adas phoned me as well. 349 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:42,919 - You were checking me. 350 00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:45,879 - Because you weren't honest with me 351 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,759 You never told me 352 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,919 that the elders had had the elixir for a long time, 353 00:32:49,919 --> 00:32:51,279 but only gave it the chosen ones. 354 00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:53,159 You were ashamed to tell me, 355 00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:55,919 because you were chosen too, otherwise you wouldn't get the potion. 356 00:32:55,919 --> 00:32:57,119 - It was a long time ago. 357 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:58,919 If you drink PoloCockta regularly, 358 00:32:58,919 --> 00:33:00,679 you can stay in King Size forever. 359 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,799 - I know, my father discovered this. 360 00:33:02,959 --> 00:33:05,319 But he always said, that there exists King Size 361 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,479 somewhere, where you don't need to drink PoloCockta. 362 00:33:08,439 --> 00:33:09,999 This is my father. 363 00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:13,599 Big Eater turned him into a bunny. 364 00:33:18,679 --> 00:33:23,759 - Nice to meet you, I'm Olgierd Jedlina. 365 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:28,839 Jedlina! 366 00:33:29,399 --> 00:33:32,639 - I've read your articles 367 00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:34,119 the “Grasshopper”, 368 00:33:35,239 --> 00:33:36,439 Fantastic! 369 00:33:51,679 --> 00:33:53,599 - He's going to crack. - Oh yes 370 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,599 - So, who disclosed the formula to you? 371 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,639 - This is indwarven, 372 00:34:16,919 --> 00:34:18,679 I refuse to answer! 373 00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:20,319 - Archmage Ciupa? 374 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,599 I refuse to answer! 375 00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:25,759 - Perhaps we could also add them? 376 00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:28,399 - When did you become so zealous? 377 00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:30,639 I've noticed it a long time ago. 378 00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:32,439 Koszal? 379 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:36,759 Major Świergotek? 380 00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:40,319 Or perhaps... 381 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:47,519 - No. Smerda Jajeczny also not. 382 00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:52,799 457 383 00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:54,159 - Maximum spin. 384 00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,479 - Yes sir, maximum spin! 385 00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:16,039 - I'll taaaalk, I'll talk! 386 00:35:16,399 --> 00:35:17,439 It's me! 387 00:35:17,439 --> 00:35:20,559 I discovered it myself, 388 00:35:20,879 --> 00:35:22,559 by trial and error, on my own! 389 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,799 Alone. 390 00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:27,879 Nobody helped me. 391 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,839 - I think he's telling the truth. 392 00:35:31,919 --> 00:35:33,439 - He could have worked alone. 393 00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:35,519 Maybe... 394 00:35:36,359 --> 00:35:38,319 - Stop with the insinuations, all right? 395 00:35:39,319 --> 00:35:40,479 Unstick him! 396 00:35:44,999 --> 00:35:47,719 Kwintek! Kramerko! 397 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,239 - Over here! 398 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:56,479 Don't be afraid. They are our best agents. 399 00:35:57,279 --> 00:35:58,799 - We've already met. 400 00:35:58,799 --> 00:36:01,159 - I didn't manage to explain back there in the market... 401 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,799 - When you tried to make contact, we thought it was Big Eater's provocation. 402 00:36:04,959 --> 00:36:07,079 - Your method was amateur, but intentions were good. 403 00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:10,319 - To ours in Drawerland. 404 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:19,759 - I'd just like to say, that penetrating Drawerland will be extremely difficult. 405 00:36:19,759 --> 00:36:22,599 - We've succeeded in even more difficult situations. We, the old guard. 406 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:25,239 - Your task is to find Adas. Leave the rest to us. 407 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,479 - What rest? 408 00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:28,239 - Penetrating Drawerland is just one thing. 409 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,719 The other is kidnapping Adas and escaping, as fast as possible. 410 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:33,919 - Give me the vial. 411 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,879 King Size for all! 412 00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:48,639 - There's not enough for everybody. Perhaps for the four of us. 413 00:36:48,919 --> 00:36:50,159 - It was just a metaphor. 414 00:36:50,159 --> 00:36:51,159 The idea... 415 00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:52,159 - Cool. 416 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,119 - And what if we encounter resistance? 417 00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,879 - Don't worry about it. You see this bottle? 418 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:05,919 - The same happened to Pineconer Major Świergotek. 419 00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,119 - Don't forget clothes for the mission 420 00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:10,159 Clothes? 421 00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:11,919 I have my daddy's old clothes. Don't worry. 422 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,919 - Oh yes, Ala, how's your daddy? Still a bunny? 423 00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:17,879 - Poor thing, we must get him some dandelions sometime. 424 00:37:17,879 --> 00:37:20,559 - But before we enter Drawerland and find Adas, we can trample 425 00:37:20,559 --> 00:37:23,839 many innocent, useful dwarves! 426 00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:26,519 - That's why we're going in as little ones. 427 00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:30,679 - As little ones? 428 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:33,799 - Yes, through a mouse hole or a hydraulic trail. 429 00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:40,759 - As little ones? 430 00:37:40,919 --> 00:37:43,559 - Don't worry, nothing can go wrong. 431 00:37:43,879 --> 00:37:45,879 - It's all well thought through. 432 00:37:45,879 --> 00:37:48,439 - If anything, I have my daddy's emergency plan for you. 433 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:55,319 - As little ones? 434 00:37:56,879 --> 00:37:58,479 - As little ones? 435 00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:17,519 Quaternary Research Institute 436 00:38:24,759 --> 00:38:26,879 No trespassing! 437 00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:06,919 - All right. - Clothes. 438 00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:55,919 Get undressed. 439 00:39:56,559 --> 00:40:00,239 - One, two, three, one, two, three. 440 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:11,639 - I don't like it, I don't like it. 441 00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:16,719 - Loosen your muscle. 442 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,359 I don't like it. 443 00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:28,479 - I hope it's disposable. You hear so much about AIDS these days. 444 00:40:28,479 --> 00:40:30,559 - Don't worry, it's all under control. 445 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,599 Turn off the light, kid. 446 00:41:16,399 --> 00:41:17,639 - Dress up! 447 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,559 Kingsize for all! 448 00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:39,159 For everybody! 449 00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:40,359 Everybody! 450 00:42:03,959 --> 00:42:05,639 - We've got a new one. 451 00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:21,319 - Did they spin you? 452 00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:29,559 If they put him with us, he must be a professor. 453 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:33,119 - Sort of, I'm a chemist. 454 00:42:33,479 --> 00:42:34,679 - Charges? 455 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:37,639 - Disobedience. Third degree. 456 00:42:38,919 --> 00:42:40,559 -Rebel! 457 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,279 - Kid, upper bunk, right now! 458 00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:48,159 Professor is taking your bed. 459 00:42:48,479 --> 00:42:51,559 - What? It's not necessary, I can take the upper one. 460 00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:56,679 - Kid! Remember, you're on duty 461 00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:58,159 Okay. 462 00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:02,439 - But fellows, I can do it myself. 463 00:43:03,359 --> 00:43:07,919 - You have a different task, professor. 464 00:43:08,159 --> 00:43:09,399 - What task? 465 00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:16,719 - Sit down and plot. 466 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:25,199 - Stairs. Cover me. 467 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,599 - Look out, I'm throwing it. 468 00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:34,519 - Tighten. 469 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:40,319 Now me! 470 00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:08,919 - We're getting close to Big Eater's zone, stay alert. 471 00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:18,719 - This wasn't here before. 472 00:44:28,479 --> 00:44:33,239 - Drop it! Don't touch it! Use a matchstick! 473 00:44:40,439 --> 00:44:43,959 - Holy hollow, high voltage. 474 00:44:45,359 --> 00:44:48,319 - What now? We can't do it alone. 475 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:54,039 - Take it easy, such things happen. 476 00:44:55,999 --> 00:44:58,639 We can continue the mission on our own. 477 00:44:59,079 --> 00:45:03,799 Our cause demands sacrifices. It won't get done itself, you know. 478 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,919 - Be he was our guide. 479 00:45:05,919 --> 00:45:07,119 - We're almost there. 480 00:45:07,959 --> 00:45:11,319 The only thing we can do for him, 481 00:45:11,319 --> 00:45:14,359 is to honour his death with a minute of silence. 482 00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:31,119 - And first of all, there is sky. Snow, grass, wind. 483 00:45:31,839 --> 00:45:37,279 - So it's not as bad, as they say, professor? 484 00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:41,839 - I wouldn't know, what they say. It's just different in there. 485 00:45:42,679 --> 00:45:45,159 - I saw sky once, too. 486 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:50,159 I saw it through a hole in the drawer. It was so blue. 487 00:45:52,359 --> 00:45:56,319 - I know what you mean, but it wasn't sky. 488 00:45:56,319 --> 00:45:59,639 It was just a bucket that stood there. 489 00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:03,599 - Okay, you've already been to King Size, 490 00:46:03,959 --> 00:46:06,559 so why do you need all this trouble? 491 00:46:06,839 --> 00:46:10,039 Why cook the potion? 492 00:46:10,679 --> 00:46:12,759 The elders don't like it. 493 00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:14,639 - I wanted to do this for others. 494 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,119 I wanted for everyone to be able to choose, 495 00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:18,959 whether they want to be big or small. 496 00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:27,359 - And my friend, who once was in King Size, 497 00:46:27,879 --> 00:46:32,039 said that there live these, what do you call them... 498 00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:39,319 Gels! 499 00:46:39,319 --> 00:46:41,119 - Gals, you moron! 500 00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:43,399 - Girlies! 501 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:51,519 - And is it true, that they are so soft? And so nice smelling? 502 00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:55,519 - They are called woman 503 00:46:55,799 --> 00:46:58,359 and they are very nice indeed. 504 00:47:01,879 --> 00:47:06,239 I just never had time for them. Always too busy with chemistry. 505 00:47:06,839 --> 00:47:11,319 - And what about me? I don't know, if I'd like to go to King Size. 506 00:47:11,479 --> 00:47:13,039 Is it so bad here? 507 00:47:13,879 --> 00:47:17,999 And yet being big is damn risky. 508 00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,199 It's as the poet used to say: "Small is beautiful". 509 00:47:25,959 --> 00:47:30,879 - Come here, Adas. You're going for another spin. 510 00:47:34,839 --> 00:47:36,279 No!! 511 00:47:38,679 --> 00:47:39,959 - Don't worry, 512 00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:43,639 there are other ways, to make you a meek comrade. 513 00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:47,479 Go back to recycling. 514 00:47:51,279 --> 00:47:52,759 Goodbye. 515 00:48:01,559 --> 00:48:04,199 And you suck as provocateurs! 516 00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:07,799 - But his stories were so nice... 517 00:48:15,639 --> 00:48:17,359 - We're here. 518 00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:19,479 Quiet! 519 00:48:20,359 --> 00:48:22,199 - This could be a trap! 520 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:28,999 - Do you feel draught? 521 00:48:38,279 --> 00:48:39,759 - Don't think about me, 522 00:48:39,759 --> 00:48:41,919 think about the mission! 523 00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:46,479 I Give me the pin, they won't take me alive! 524 00:48:48,279 --> 00:48:50,039 - Give me the pin! 525 00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,839 - No, I can't just leave you. 526 00:48:56,839 --> 00:48:59,279 - Complete your mission! 527 00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,479 - No, I'm not leaving you alone! 528 00:49:05,479 --> 00:49:07,679 Go and look for Adam! 529 00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:12,119 Kingsize... for everybody! 530 00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:58,159 - Drawerland? 531 00:50:54,799 --> 00:50:55,799 My fingers... 532 00:51:47,399 --> 00:51:49,159 - Need a tenner? 533 00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:50,959 Sorry? 534 00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,679 - One thousand and three hundred, my colleagues sell it for two grand! 535 00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:02,559 Elsewhere it cost 2000. 536 00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:03,719 A bargain... 537 00:52:04,879 --> 00:52:06,319 The police! 538 00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,719 I must disappear! 539 00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:39,119 - Spawn dumplings, please - A coupon, please. 540 00:52:40,959 --> 00:52:42,239 - One forest-murmur, please! 541 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,839 - Wouldn't mind one myself. - 542 00:52:43,839 --> 00:52:45,839 - Where have you been for the last two years? 543 00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:49,519 Sale of fermented beverages has been suspended until further notice. 544 00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:53,679 - Who ordered a wild fly? 545 00:53:00,759 --> 00:53:01,919 - Are the flies fresh? 546 00:53:01,919 --> 00:53:03,239 - From today's spider web. 547 00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,399 - I'll have one too. 548 00:53:04,399 --> 00:53:06,559 - A coupon, please. Flies only for coupons. 549 00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:08,679 - What coupons? He took one without a coupon! 550 00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:10,199 - Go away or I'll call guards. 551 00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:13,879 - What's with the privileges?! Favouritism? Down with coupons! 552 00:53:13,879 --> 00:53:18,279 Down with privileges! 553 00:53:18,479 --> 00:53:20,919 - Comrade, we have a troublemaker here! 554 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,519 No politics in the cafeteria! 555 00:53:24,519 --> 00:53:26,319 Pipe down. 556 00:53:34,999 --> 00:53:37,839 - Nasty, nasty, disgusting! 557 00:53:48,919 --> 00:53:50,159 My fly... 558 00:53:50,679 --> 00:53:51,919 Your fly... 559 00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:54,359 - A wild fly. 560 00:54:02,879 --> 00:54:05,199 Is this Scotch? Scotch? 561 00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:07,119 Tape me if you can... 562 00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:12,239 - Let's face it, 563 00:54:12,399 --> 00:54:17,839 not all dwarves must be merry and friendly. 564 00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:23,199 We need to know all aspects of the truth. 565 00:54:23,199 --> 00:54:26,519 Both bright and gloomy. 566 00:54:26,799 --> 00:54:31,079 Therefore, on behalf of the Birch Boletes, I demand ... 567 00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:33,439 an uncensored edition of Grimm's fairy tales! 568 00:54:33,439 --> 00:54:35,479 We want Grimm! 569 00:54:35,479 --> 00:54:39,679 - Long live the Dwarf's Republic of Drawerland! 570 00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:42,079 Long live Smerda Jajeczny! 571 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:50,159 - Let's appoint this task to our most excellent writers. 572 00:54:50,159 --> 00:54:58,479 We, dwarfs, need to know our roots, just like mandrakes. 573 00:54:58,959 --> 00:55:04,079 Those that don't understand that, are just truffles, not roots! 574 00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:19,319 - I think I've seen you before, 575 00:55:20,519 --> 00:55:24,759 but have not heard about any of your missions. 576 00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:27,159 - This is perfectly understandable. 577 00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:30,799 My mission was top secret. Codename "Grasshopper". 578 00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:33,639 My job was to enter King Size and infiltrate the PoloCockters. 579 00:55:34,079 --> 00:55:36,079 Sit down. 580 00:55:43,519 --> 00:55:46,799 And whose order was it? 581 00:55:53,759 --> 00:55:55,279 - Should I hit him in the back? 582 00:55:55,279 --> 00:55:56,879 Shush! It's an act. 583 00:55:58,119 --> 00:55:59,279 Shush! 584 00:56:00,279 --> 00:56:03,079 My direct superior is Pineconer Major Shush. 585 00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:05,679 And only he knows about the mission. 586 00:56:06,119 --> 00:56:09,239 - This is a very strange coincidence, 587 00:56:09,399 --> 00:56:15,999 since Pineconer Shush is dead. He was offed by PoloCockters. 588 00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:19,639 - Shush is dead? 589 00:56:21,319 --> 00:56:25,319 - Let's then honour his memory with a minute of silence. 590 00:56:37,559 --> 00:56:40,719 - Son of a birch. 591 00:56:42,279 --> 00:56:45,719 You're one of the PoloCockters. 592 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,359 You spy. 593 00:56:48,559 --> 00:56:53,079 You have betrayed, extorted and abused, 594 00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:55,919 but we've got you on our list. 595 00:56:56,399 --> 00:57:00,239 - Comrade Pineconer, you don't think I would 596 00:57:00,839 --> 00:57:04,119 be so naive to come to you myself, once I've settled in King Size. 597 00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:10,039 I started the argument at the cafeteria on purpose, just to reach you. 598 00:57:11,839 --> 00:57:14,519 - And I don't like your ugly face. 599 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:20,199 You know what, I'll feed you to birds. 600 00:57:22,959 --> 00:57:25,879 - There'll still be time for that. 601 00:57:26,079 --> 00:57:27,639 But I think you'll change your mind, 602 00:57:27,639 --> 00:57:29,279 when you listen to what I have to say. 603 00:57:30,839 --> 00:57:32,239 All right! 604 00:57:38,039 --> 00:57:39,639 You have 3 minutes. 605 00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:45,239 - I came to you, because Drawerland is in danger. The King Size monopoly 606 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:47,039 has been broken up. 607 00:57:47,519 --> 00:57:50,039 - This is supposed to be your breaking news? 608 00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:53,319 We've known it for a long time. We've even caught the culprit. 609 00:57:55,359 --> 00:57:58,959 - How come? I've talked to him two hours ago in King Size. 610 00:58:01,159 --> 00:58:03,159 - That's right. Tall, dark-haired man. 611 00:58:04,999 --> 00:58:09,559 - His name's Zenon Bombalina. He's got a secret lab in Nadzarzecze. 612 00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:14,119 His accomplice, Adas, has a dummy lab in the city centre. 613 00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:16,039 - What's the name of the accomplice? 614 00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:20,159 Adam Haps - I didn't work it out right away. 615 00:58:21,399 --> 00:58:22,959 - A little insipid fellow? 616 00:58:23,239 --> 00:58:25,159 - Yes, quite insipid. 617 00:58:25,679 --> 00:58:28,319 - Where's Was? - At the cafeteria, they have flies. 618 00:58:28,319 --> 00:58:31,519 - Get him and get me my car. 619 00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:53,119 Wind it up! 620 00:58:59,719 --> 00:59:02,119 What shoddy workmanship... 621 00:59:03,279 --> 00:59:06,199 - Excuse me, where are we going? 622 00:59:08,039 --> 00:59:09,479 A nice car. 623 00:59:27,639 --> 00:59:30,119 - Comrade Pineconer, duty office Hałaburgi 624 00:59:30,119 --> 00:59:31,719 welcomes you to the Recycling Section. 625 00:59:31,719 --> 00:59:34,639 - Come, we'll show you what we have prepared for the likes of you. 626 00:59:51,679 --> 00:59:52,999 Olo? 627 00:59:53,839 --> 00:59:57,639 - You have a good view of the Recycling Section from here. 628 00:59:57,879 --> 01:00:01,879 - I brought you here to show you, how hard 629 01:00:01,879 --> 01:00:03,799 the dwarves who failed us have to work. 630 01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:16,359 And? Do you see this Haps anywhere? 631 01:00:19,839 --> 01:00:22,119 - There he is, the one in glasses. 632 01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:26,119 - Adas Haps, a decoy. Just ask him about Zenek Bombalina. 633 01:00:26,359 --> 01:00:28,799 You'll see confusion on his face. - Bring him here. 634 01:00:28,999 --> 01:00:30,639 Come here, Haps. 635 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:47,599 - You've caught the wrong person, just look at him. 636 01:00:47,599 --> 01:00:49,599 Would this loser be able to crack the formula? 637 01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:52,439 Bombalina is the brains of the operation, this one is just a decoy. 638 01:00:52,799 --> 01:00:54,239 Do you know him? 639 01:00:55,479 --> 01:00:58,959 - I don't know this dwarf. I've never seen him. 640 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,199 - Take off your hat, when you speak to me. 641 01:01:01,519 --> 01:01:04,919 - I've discovered the formula myself. Nobody helped me. 642 01:01:05,239 --> 01:01:07,679 - He's lying. He's covering Bombalina. 643 01:01:07,919 --> 01:01:11,159 It's his last chance to say something important, and yet he's lying. 644 01:01:11,159 --> 01:01:12,799 - Why would he say something important? Why? 645 01:01:13,719 --> 01:01:17,319 - If he discovered the formula, he must know the ingredients. 646 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:20,399 - Of course, I recognize you. 647 01:01:20,959 --> 01:01:27,079 We've met at Café Biba. We've had beacon and water. Lots of water. Tap water! 648 01:01:27,719 --> 01:01:29,479 - Café Biba, lots of water to get colder. 649 01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:32,479 - He's not right in the head. 650 01:01:33,679 --> 01:01:36,519 -Café Biba! Beacon and lots of tap water! 651 01:01:42,639 --> 01:01:45,679 - Though this is madness, there's a method in it. 652 01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:49,159 All right, we must take care of this Bombalina. 653 01:01:49,319 --> 01:01:52,279 - Certainly! I can take you to his laboratory. 654 01:01:52,279 --> 01:01:55,679 We'll enter King Size and I'll take you to him. 655 01:01:56,039 --> 01:01:59,439 - Haha, not so fast. This is what we're going to do. 656 01:01:59,439 --> 01:02:02,959 You give us Bombalina's address, and Waś and Zyl will take him out. 657 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:04,759 In the meantime I'll be in the sauna. 658 01:02:04,759 --> 01:02:08,079 We can get to know each other better in the meantime. This is our Ferris wheel. 659 01:02:10,999 --> 01:02:17,319 I often wonder what those PoloCockters really want. 660 01:02:18,399 --> 01:02:21,199 What did they miss in Drawerland? 661 01:02:21,639 --> 01:02:24,919 They were warm, nicely clothed, 662 01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:29,559 had enough food and could take up interesting hobbies. 663 01:02:30,319 --> 01:02:33,159 Some of them even had their own drawers. 664 01:02:34,479 --> 01:02:37,039 - When I was living among PoloCockta drinkers, I often 665 01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:39,319 heard they say that it's no use being a dwarf in 666 01:02:39,319 --> 01:02:43,199 a world that doesn't need dwarves any more. 667 01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:46,439 No more horse manes to plait. 668 01:02:47,279 --> 01:02:50,039 Nobody to grind corn for at night. 669 01:02:50,239 --> 01:02:52,359 People don't even need their pots washed with sand. 670 01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:56,639 Children throw shoes at dwarves. 671 01:02:57,199 --> 01:03:02,519 - This is typical, degenerated PoloCockta drinkers' reasoning. 672 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:08,559 Since we exist and prevail, someone obviously needs us. 673 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,959 We have much untapped potential 674 01:03:12,799 --> 01:03:17,079 that Andersen and Konopnicka used to write about. 675 01:03:17,639 --> 01:03:20,319 Or even the Grimms in their late tales. 676 01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:26,479 Today's world's harmony would be interrupted without dwarves. 677 01:03:26,479 --> 01:03:28,839 Bring new twigs! 678 01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,439 - Comrade Pineconer, something has just occurred to me. 679 01:03:31,439 --> 01:03:34,359 Why don't we just make the elixir available to everyone? 680 01:03:34,919 --> 01:03:38,079 We would then know for sure, who wants to be a dwarf, and who doesn't. 681 01:03:38,079 --> 01:03:41,959 Only loyal dwarves would remain and we don't need any other. 682 01:03:41,959 --> 01:03:46,479 - The thing is, we need them all. 683 01:03:47,159 --> 01:03:50,879 The loyal and the undecided. 684 01:03:52,759 --> 01:03:56,399 Otherwise someday the two of us ... 685 01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:59,839 would be the only dwarfs 686 01:03:59,839 --> 01:04:02,279 left to plaid horses' manes 687 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:07,239 I know the PoloCockters have no love for us, 688 01:04:09,799 --> 01:04:13,279 but we'll love them for as long 689 01:04:13,839 --> 01:04:17,399 as it takes for them to love us back. 690 01:04:20,919 --> 01:04:22,839 The water's too hot already! 691 01:04:22,839 --> 01:04:24,359 But maybe... 692 01:04:24,359 --> 01:04:26,119 Come closer. 693 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:33,079 - I'm going to tell you something now, like a dwarf to another. 694 01:04:33,279 --> 01:04:37,119 Do you know what really attracts them to King Size? 695 01:04:37,119 --> 01:04:39,359 More than all those noble sentiments? 696 01:04:41,159 --> 01:04:42,839 Females! 697 01:04:43,279 --> 01:04:46,479 They want to fudge them! 698 01:04:57,319 --> 01:04:59,439 - He's running away! 699 01:04:59,719 --> 01:05:03,039 - Fudging! What a lout! 700 01:05:03,359 --> 01:05:07,359 What about dignity, freedom and size? 701 01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:13,359 Come here! 702 01:05:16,039 --> 01:05:17,599 Let me out! 703 01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:24,439 - I think it's stuck. 704 01:05:25,199 --> 01:05:28,119 Put the kettle on a skate and after him! 705 01:05:45,079 --> 01:05:48,759 - Why am I rolling so slowly? Faster! 706 01:06:14,319 --> 01:06:16,479 Hey, Olo, nice of you to drop in! 707 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,159 It's not me! 708 01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:22,439 - We've been waiting two years for you! - And only yesterday did we drink the egg. 709 01:06:22,439 --> 01:06:23,599 - The egg? 710 01:06:26,679 --> 01:06:30,319 - Faster! Ignore the red light! 711 01:06:44,279 --> 01:06:45,519 What are you doing?! 712 01:06:48,479 --> 01:06:49,679 Halt! 713 01:06:49,919 --> 01:06:51,479 Wait! 714 01:07:04,319 --> 01:07:05,919 I'm going after him. 715 01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:28,879 What are you doing?! 716 01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:33,399 You'll spend the rest of your life in prison! 717 01:07:34,359 --> 01:07:35,439 Alert! 718 01:07:45,879 --> 01:07:51,279 - Hail Drawerland, dwarven motherland. 719 01:07:52,519 --> 01:07:55,799 Drawer land is thy name” 720 01:07:55,799 --> 01:07:56,919 Olo! 721 01:08:00,679 --> 01:08:02,039 Paragraph! 722 01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:05,439 I can't talk right now, they're chasing me and I need a place to hide. 723 01:08:12,919 --> 01:08:16,239 A drawer in the table is slightly open, you can hide in there. 724 01:08:16,599 --> 01:08:18,839 Thanks. I'll handle this. 725 01:08:20,599 --> 01:08:24,599 Run away with me, Paragraph!! I have a big vial not far from here! 726 01:08:24,599 --> 01:08:28,119 We can both be in King Size in a couple of minutes! 727 01:08:28,119 --> 01:08:29,879 - I've already been there once 728 01:08:29,879 --> 01:08:32,039 Everything's too big in there. 729 01:08:32,039 --> 01:08:35,519 But isn't grass beautiful? And the sky...? 730 01:08:35,519 --> 01:08:36,759 Beautiful... 731 01:08:36,759 --> 01:08:39,799 And you want to stay in your drawer! 732 01:08:39,799 --> 01:08:42,919 This is home. 733 01:08:43,879 --> 01:08:46,239 You really want to remain a dwarf? 734 01:08:46,239 --> 01:08:50,679 Some must be small so that others can be big. 735 01:08:53,239 --> 01:08:55,239 Are you sure? 736 01:08:55,599 --> 01:08:59,999 - I also think, that everyone should have the King Size potion at home. 737 01:09:00,759 --> 01:09:02,719 But even then I wouldn't like to be big. 738 01:09:04,079 --> 01:09:05,439 Paragraf... 739 01:09:17,679 --> 01:09:19,519 - Anyone sneaking past here? 740 01:09:19,919 --> 01:09:20,919 No. 741 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:24,999 He's not there. 742 01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:34,999 "We're not afraid... of being confined..." 743 01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:15,159 Archive here. 744 01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:18,719 Halo? 745 01:10:44,599 --> 01:10:48,399 Two crates of onions for the whole Institute. 746 01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,359 Careful! 747 01:10:53,359 --> 01:10:55,319 Noo!!! 748 01:10:57,599 --> 01:11:01,079 A certain Bombalina does live at that address. 749 01:11:01,079 --> 01:11:02,439 Careful! 750 01:11:02,879 --> 01:11:08,759 Fifties, energetic, edits the "Grasshopper” 751 01:11:08,959 --> 01:11:10,799 Did you get him? 752 01:11:12,039 --> 01:11:14,159 Look put! 753 01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:18,839 Although the details agree... Bombalina cannot be involved 754 01:11:21,959 --> 01:11:23,319 ...in the case. 755 01:11:23,319 --> 01:11:24,359 Why? 756 01:11:24,359 --> 01:11:25,559 He's a female! 757 01:11:25,559 --> 01:11:27,439 Then why waste my time? 758 01:11:28,199 --> 01:11:31,039 I've other things on my mind. 759 01:11:47,559 --> 01:11:50,359 He led us down the garden-path! 760 01:11:50,759 --> 01:11:55,879 If they want war let them have it! 761 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:57,839 Enough is enough! 762 01:11:58,359 --> 01:12:02,079 We must cut off their supplies... of "Polo Cockta". 763 01:12:02,079 --> 01:12:04,799 Either they're on our side or they're expendable! 764 01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:07,919 It's a job for the special task force. 765 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:12,079 I'm cold. 766 01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:23,519 The contingency plan... 767 01:12:44,879 --> 01:12:47,039 What a drain. 768 01:13:00,359 --> 01:13:02,039 At last! 769 01:13:05,679 --> 01:13:07,119 Alone? 770 01:13:07,119 --> 01:13:08,599 Where are the others? 771 01:13:08,599 --> 01:13:10,279 They fell at their posts. 772 01:13:10,279 --> 01:13:11,479 I don't have the formula. 773 01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:13,279 Adam's out of his mind. 774 01:13:16,879 --> 01:13:20,599 How huge you are! 775 01:13:20,759 --> 01:13:22,599 Tell me what Adam said. 776 01:13:23,679 --> 01:13:27,879 Café Biba, bacon, tap water... He's out of his mind. 777 01:13:28,399 --> 01:13:29,799 Those are his words exactly? 778 01:13:29,799 --> 01:13:32,239 He kept repeating it. 779 01:13:32,879 --> 01:13:36,279 What would you do if you had only one chance of 780 01:13:36,599 --> 01:13:38,679 ...passing on the formula. 781 01:13:39,919 --> 01:13:41,919 I'd smuggle out a letter. 782 01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:45,559 But if you couldn't write it down? 783 01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:48,519 I'd try to pass them on in code. 784 01:13:48,519 --> 01:13:50,559 Hoping they'll understand me. 785 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:51,919 What would you code? 786 01:13:51,919 --> 01:13:54,119 The components, I mean. 787 01:13:55,799 --> 01:13:57,559 Let's write them down. 788 01:13:57,559 --> 01:14:06,679 Ca, Fe, Bi, Ba, Ba Co N plus water. 789 01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:11,839 That gives us calcium, iron, bismuth, 790 01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:14,559 barium, barium again, cobalt... 791 01:14:14,559 --> 01:14:17,079 ...and nickel. Barium twice? 792 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:19,039 Strange... 793 01:14:19,039 --> 01:14:20,799 Maybe we're wrong? 794 01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:28,159 Try B Ac O N... that's boron actinium, oxygen, nitrogen 795 01:14:28,959 --> 01:14:30,799 You're wonderful! 796 01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:33,159 I just know Adam, that's all. 797 01:14:33,399 --> 01:14:35,199 Were you close? 798 01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:37,919 We had a common cause. 799 01:14:42,639 --> 01:14:44,599 "POLO COCKTA" WORKS, NO ADMITTANCE. 800 01:14:50,799 --> 01:14:52,279 Emergency supplies. 801 01:15:03,119 --> 01:15:05,159 That's seen the last of them. 802 01:15:25,519 --> 01:15:27,079 Good morning. 803 01:15:28,279 --> 01:15:30,159 Ala, get up! 804 01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,199 Your Pa wants his breakfast. 805 01:15:39,959 --> 01:15:42,719 We must get going. 806 01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:05,199 Careful! 807 01:18:01,319 --> 01:18:03,399 Get up! 808 01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:08,359 We must do something to get you back to Kingsize. 809 01:18:09,519 --> 01:18:12,039 JUNIOR CHEMIST 810 01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:19,719 Kingsize... 811 01:18:20,359 --> 01:18:21,359 Hurry up! 812 01:18:21,559 --> 01:18:23,039 Don't fidget. 813 01:18:34,799 --> 01:18:36,159 Well? 814 01:18:53,479 --> 01:18:55,919 Why isn't in working? 815 01:18:56,079 --> 01:19:00,119 Maybe I had the wrong proportions? Try this. 816 01:19:01,359 --> 01:19:02,919 I'm cold. 817 01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:12,879 Hey! Don't overdo it! 818 01:19:12,879 --> 01:19:16,879 I don't know... we've tried everything. 819 01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:19,959 I might have been burnt! 820 01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:22,199 There is something wrong here. 821 01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:28,159 All we needed was a fire... 822 01:19:33,559 --> 01:19:35,919 Do something Adam! 823 01:19:36,159 --> 01:19:38,279 Or we're both finished. 824 01:19:40,719 --> 01:19:44,079 Do something! 825 01:19:44,839 --> 01:19:47,119 "Adam, do something!?" 826 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:53,359 Adam, do something... 827 01:19:53,359 --> 01:19:57,359 Olo! Olo! Olo! 828 01:20:02,519 --> 01:20:05,399 Just talking to myself... 829 01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:10,399 "Yesterday an explosion... destroyed the 830 01:20:11,559 --> 01:20:14,719 only factory producing "Polo Cockta". 831 01:20:14,959 --> 01:20:19,119 It must have been a gas leak. 832 01:20:21,679 --> 01:20:24,399 Otherwise we would have notices something” 833 01:20:24,799 --> 01:20:26,079 The monsters! 834 01:20:27,359 --> 01:20:29,479 The colonel's responsible. 835 01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:31,879 Despot, tyrant! 836 01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:36,919 No more Cockta and we can't reproduce the formula. 837 01:20:37,119 --> 01:20:43,039 Since early morning anxious Cockta lovers have been 838 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,079 ...buying up supplies. 839 01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:49,039 Luckily I stocked up. 840 01:20:49,039 --> 01:20:52,399 There are unforeseen complications. 841 01:20:53,679 --> 01:20:58,159 Reports are coming in... that men who went 842 01:20:58,159 --> 01:21:00,999 out to buy Cockta have disappeared, leaving behind all their clothing. 843 01:21:01,319 --> 01:21:03,719 It all looks like robbery. 844 01:21:03,959 --> 01:21:08,319 All items are... in the care of the police. 845 01:21:08,759 --> 01:21:10,919 What will happen to them? 846 01:21:11,359 --> 01:21:13,599 And to me? 847 01:21:13,799 --> 01:21:16,319 Olo! 848 01:21:17,119 --> 01:21:20,959 The water! Tap water from the lab! 849 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:24,039 The water! Tap water from the lab! 850 01:21:24,199 --> 01:21:27,599 Water! What water? 851 01:21:31,159 --> 01:21:33,079 What do you mean? 852 01:21:33,519 --> 01:21:36,839 Listen we didn't add water. 853 01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:39,279 We did... distilled... 854 01:21:39,279 --> 01:21:43,079 Yes, but it has to be tap water from his lab. 855 01:21:43,079 --> 01:21:44,359 How do you know? 856 01:21:45,079 --> 01:21:48,919 Adam told me. The old magic's working. 857 01:21:49,119 --> 01:21:51,759 I'll be big again! 858 01:21:52,159 --> 01:21:54,639 Go and get some. 859 01:21:58,319 --> 01:21:59,679 In the meantime, take care! 860 01:22:09,079 --> 01:22:12,919 Blueberry to Strawberry! The she male's here. 861 01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:14,639 Be on the alert! 862 01:22:38,559 --> 01:22:39,719 Phase "C" 863 01:22:39,879 --> 01:22:43,319 Strawberry here. Report arrival. 864 01:23:32,959 --> 01:23:35,839 Calling Strawberry! She's leaving. 865 01:23:56,319 --> 01:23:57,599 Mr. Jedlina! 866 01:24:01,799 --> 01:24:03,879 Where are you? 867 01:24:05,199 --> 01:24:06,959 Again that... 868 01:24:09,079 --> 01:24:11,039 Yes, ma'am. 869 01:24:11,039 --> 01:24:14,479 I'm sorry for the intrusion, but... 870 01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:18,399 Your leave was over... and you didn't report back at work. 871 01:24:18,399 --> 01:24:20,599 I was worried about you. 872 01:24:20,799 --> 01:24:22,599 So was the collective. 873 01:24:23,279 --> 01:24:25,119 The collective! 874 01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:30,759 Your voice sounds a little thin. 875 01:24:31,199 --> 01:24:35,119 I've been busy but I'll soon be back at work. 876 01:24:35,319 --> 01:24:38,759 I realize everyone has his problems... 877 01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:46,079 But there are regulations ...which I can't ignore. 878 01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:51,839 There've been some important... changes in my personal life. 879 01:24:55,839 --> 01:24:57,759 Good heavens! 880 01:24:58,599 --> 01:25:00,679 What have you done to yourself? 881 01:25:01,519 --> 01:25:07,199 You really thought you were a dwarf... 882 01:25:11,399 --> 01:25:15,079 Oh dear, what a woman! 883 01:25:35,759 --> 01:25:37,239 Ambulance Service No 4. 884 01:25:37,239 --> 01:25:43,159 Good day, ma'am. There's a woman here who's fainted. 885 01:25:43,519 --> 01:25:45,039 What happened? 886 01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:46,199 I don't know. 887 01:25:46,199 --> 01:25:50,959 We were talking and she just fell down. 888 01:25:50,959 --> 01:25:51,999 Your address? 889 01:25:52,159 --> 01:25:53,559 No. 4 Forest Grove. 890 01:25:54,999 --> 01:25:56,279 Your name? 891 01:25:57,119 --> 01:25:59,999 Olgierd Jedlina. 892 01:26:00,399 --> 01:26:01,639 We'll send an ambulance. 893 01:26:06,359 --> 01:26:07,559 Give me the water. 894 01:26:07,559 --> 01:26:08,879 Who's that? 895 01:26:08,879 --> 01:26:12,559 That's my boss. I've called an ambulance. 896 01:26:15,799 --> 01:26:17,119 What's she doing here? 897 01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:18,719 Lying down. 898 01:26:24,159 --> 01:26:26,399 By Pa's ears! It must work. 899 01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:31,199 Here's to our success! Let's hope it works. 900 01:26:32,639 --> 01:26:37,439 That's the ambulance men. You talk to them. 901 01:26:39,919 --> 01:26:41,679 They'd better take her away. 902 01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:47,279 You can't relax for a moment. 903 01:26:53,639 --> 01:26:55,559 Ambulance Service? 904 01:26:55,559 --> 01:26:57,599 Olgierd Jedlina? 905 01:26:58,599 --> 01:27:00,359 He's not at home. 906 01:27:00,879 --> 01:27:02,159 Really? 907 01:27:07,799 --> 01:27:09,719 Quickly, hide! 908 01:27:11,959 --> 01:27:13,119 Olo, hide! 909 01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:30,279 Hold on, I'm coming! 910 01:27:42,439 --> 01:27:47,039 Under the wardrobe! 911 01:28:33,999 --> 01:28:35,479 And who are you? 912 01:28:35,879 --> 01:28:39,159 Just a friend... of Olo's. 913 01:28:40,479 --> 01:28:43,679 He's turned into a dwarf! 914 01:28:43,679 --> 01:28:45,679 Really? What dwarf? 915 01:28:45,679 --> 01:28:48,479 You must be insane. 916 01:28:49,039 --> 01:28:50,519 You need a holiday. 917 01:28:50,679 --> 01:28:52,479 I'd better be going. 918 01:28:57,759 --> 01:29:00,079 The editorial council meets on Thursday. 919 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:02,079 Ala? 920 01:29:02,599 --> 01:29:05,079 At last you're big. 921 01:29:05,079 --> 01:29:06,199 And strong... 922 01:29:12,199 --> 01:29:13,239 Did you call us? 923 01:29:13,239 --> 01:29:14,519 In the dining room. 924 01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:21,559 Good, these two need your help. 925 01:29:21,559 --> 01:29:23,119 We were told a woman... 926 01:29:23,119 --> 01:29:24,879 She went home. 927 01:29:25,319 --> 01:29:27,239 Okay, we'll take what there is. 928 01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:39,639 Olo, help! 929 01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:43,919 Cut it. 930 01:29:46,559 --> 01:29:49,039 Adam's in danger. 931 01:29:54,719 --> 01:29:56,719 Olo, help! 932 01:30:26,959 --> 01:30:29,319 Greetings! 933 01:30:59,639 --> 01:31:01,959 Ten paces from the door! 934 01:31:01,959 --> 01:31:03,919 1,2,3... 935 01:31:08,879 --> 01:31:10,639 Here it is. 936 01:31:15,799 --> 01:31:17,199 Café Biba? 937 01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:20,359 Calcium... iron, bismuth, barium... 938 01:31:20,919 --> 01:31:23,799 A proper Mata Hari... 939 01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:35,599 For insubordination, treachery and disloyalty to Dwarf's Land 940 01:31:36,719 --> 01:31:40,599 For revealing... the most closely guarded secrets, 941 01:31:40,999 --> 01:31:42,879 the renegade Adam Haps 942 01:31:43,759 --> 01:31:46,599 is condemned... to quartering by egg - slicer. 943 01:31:47,199 --> 01:31:52,999 Signed H. Kilkujadek for the supreme tribunal. 944 01:31:53,919 --> 01:31:57,479 On the 13th Rainius in the Dwarf's year 25. 945 01:31:58,879 --> 01:32:03,479 Tormentors, do your duty! 946 01:32:04,039 --> 01:32:05,799 No! No! 947 01:32:06,959 --> 01:32:09,639 Olo, save me! 948 01:32:16,519 --> 01:32:18,639 Drill here. 949 01:33:03,399 --> 01:33:06,439 To liberty, fellow dwarfs! 950 01:33:07,719 --> 01:33:09,919 To freedom! 951 01:33:12,079 --> 01:33:13,239 I'll come with you. 952 01:33:13,239 --> 01:33:15,559 I must go alone. Wait here. 953 01:33:15,559 --> 01:33:19,199 I'll be back - with Adam or alongside him. 954 01:33:21,639 --> 01:33:22,879 Be careful 955 01:33:22,879 --> 01:33:24,279 Don't worry. 956 01:33:31,959 --> 01:33:36,919 Thank you, how much do I owe you? 957 01:34:44,639 --> 01:34:46,559 Adam! 958 01:35:00,119 --> 01:35:05,319 You dared come back here full-size? 959 01:35:06,279 --> 01:35:09,799 You broke a sacred commandment. 960 01:35:10,359 --> 01:35:13,039 We'll never forgive you. 961 01:35:21,399 --> 01:35:23,919 Give me these injectors. 962 01:35:25,039 --> 01:35:27,439 He pricked me. 963 01:35:31,199 --> 01:35:32,359 Sorry! 964 01:35:48,079 --> 01:35:52,319 I'm getting quite worried father. 965 01:35:53,759 --> 01:35:56,999 If he's not successful. I really don't know... 966 01:36:09,359 --> 01:36:10,639 He's here! 967 01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:11,879 After him! 968 01:36:13,639 --> 01:36:14,679 Well? 969 01:36:15,079 --> 01:36:16,439 He's here. 970 01:36:19,879 --> 01:36:22,279 Get him down! 971 01:36:27,999 --> 01:36:30,079 Shake him down! 972 01:36:33,799 --> 01:36:34,839 He got away. 973 01:36:36,279 --> 01:36:37,839 Cut him off. On the toilet paper! 974 01:36:37,839 --> 01:36:39,159 Yes sir! 975 01:36:54,839 --> 01:36:58,079 On the wash-basin. Put me down. 976 01:37:03,519 --> 01:37:05,039 Did you catch him? 977 01:37:05,039 --> 01:37:06,359 One second! 978 01:37:18,079 --> 01:37:19,839 What happened? 979 01:37:25,839 --> 01:37:27,919 Careful, hold me. 980 01:37:29,919 --> 01:37:32,279 Outflank him! 981 01:37:35,359 --> 01:37:37,079 Bigheads! 982 01:37:37,559 --> 01:37:40,639 All because they had a go at being largo. 983 01:37:40,879 --> 01:37:46,559 We'll put a stop to expeditions... to Kingsize! 984 01:37:49,919 --> 01:37:52,839 Come on, come closer... 985 01:37:53,879 --> 01:37:56,239 We'll jump after him. 986 01:37:58,639 --> 01:38:00,879 Get him with the soap! 987 01:38:19,239 --> 01:38:21,199 "For you" 988 01:38:27,119 --> 01:38:29,359 A near miss. 989 01:38:29,799 --> 01:38:31,119 Is there another bar? 990 01:38:31,119 --> 01:38:32,199 No 991 01:38:51,919 --> 01:38:54,879 The toilet roll! Follow me. 992 01:39:05,319 --> 01:39:08,079 We'll jump one at a time. 993 01:39:10,119 --> 01:39:12,799 I'm here! Next! 994 01:39:14,559 --> 01:39:16,159 My turn! 995 01:39:20,439 --> 01:39:22,279 Hold on! 996 01:39:27,799 --> 01:39:32,639 Now you'll be mine, mine alone! 997 01:39:33,519 --> 01:39:35,119 Never! 998 01:39:47,279 --> 01:39:49,719 Let go! That's an order! 999 01:39:57,919 --> 01:40:01,359 That's where you belong, you tyrant! 1000 01:40:09,439 --> 01:40:11,799 Father! 1001 01:40:11,799 --> 01:40:13,239 You're wonderful! 1002 01:40:15,159 --> 01:40:17,439 I'd forgotten what you looked like. 1003 01:40:17,839 --> 01:40:19,679 The spell has been broken. 1004 01:40:19,679 --> 01:40:22,119 Broken? 1005 01:40:26,919 --> 01:40:28,719 Look at teeth and ears. 1006 01:40:28,719 --> 01:40:32,559 A dentist and a vet will see to those. 1007 01:40:35,799 --> 01:40:37,279 Olo! 1008 01:40:37,279 --> 01:40:39,599 Adam! 1009 01:40:39,999 --> 01:40:45,159 I'm back... but what now? 1010 01:40:45,159 --> 01:40:48,559 Don't worry; I have the drops for Kingsize. 1011 01:41:04,119 --> 01:41:06,239 Let's go south! 1012 01:41:06,239 --> 01:41:08,999 There must be some Kingsize there 1013 01:41:08,999 --> 01:41:11,959 ...where you don't have to drink "Polo Cockta". 1014 01:41:54,839 --> 01:41:57,279 Where are we? 1015 01:41:59,879 --> 01:42:01,799 It's the wrong directions! 1016 01:42:03,639 --> 01:42:07,639 You said there weren't any female dwarfs! 1017 01:42:07,639 --> 01:42:09,959 I want to be big! 1018 01:42:09,959 --> 01:42:11,679 No more micros! 1019 01:42:12,199 --> 01:42:14,599 That's supposed to be a happy ending? 1020 01:42:17,119 --> 01:42:23,199 No! 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