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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,467 [technician] Are you excited? [Sherri] Mmm-hmm. 2 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,552 -[technician] Is this your first baby? -Yeah. 3 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,262 -Yep. [laughs] -[chuckles] 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,598 The monitor behind me is where you guys can see. 5 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,395 Okay, there's the baby. 6 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,941 And you do wanna know what you're having, right? 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,943 -Yeah. -[Matt] Yeah. 8 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,403 All right, let me just get the baby in the right position. 9 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,739 [exhales] 10 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,453 It's a boy. Congratulations. 11 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:40,123 -Are you sure? -[chuckles] Yes, I'm pretty sure. 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,209 [Sherri and Matt chuckle] 13 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,089 It's crazy. [laughs] 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,174 [upbeat music playing] 15 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,203 -Hey, Sunflower. -Hey. 16 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,621 Is, uh... is my brother here? 17 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,291 -Uh, yeah, you can go on back. -Great, thanks. 18 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,631 [chuckling] Dude, what are you... What are you doin' here? 19 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,883 I'm here to... 20 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,636 -What's goin' on? -...introduce you to your nephew. 21 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,431 -Dude, it's a boy? -Yeah, man. 22 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,182 -Fuck! -[both laugh] 23 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,560 -Yes! Congrats, dude. -[sighs] 24 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,061 Yeah, I know. We're very excited. 25 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,855 -Let me see that. Let me see that. -It was, uh... 26 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,441 -Yeah. Mmm-hmm. -Holy shit. 27 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,276 -You made that with your dick. -I sure did. 28 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,402 -And... -Yeah. 29 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,154 -...there is his... -That's his-- 30 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,448 -He's got your little baby dick, too. -[chuckles] That's very funny. 31 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,159 [Jeff] He's... Dude! 32 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,494 -[Matt] Yeah, yeah. -Oh, my God. How you feelin'? 33 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,996 -[Matt] I'm feelin' good. -Yeah? 34 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,080 -That's something-- -Hi. 35 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,832 -Hey. -Baby. Baby, baby, baby. 36 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,000 What? 37 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,627 -It's a boy! It's... Yeah. -It's a boy? 38 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,378 -Yeah, it is. -[laughs] Yes! 39 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,755 Here, let me show you. 40 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,132 -That's my boy. -Oh, my God, dude, that is so awesome. 41 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,508 -That's our boy. -Yes. 42 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,926 You take care of it, we come and have fun with it. 43 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,053 We have to get dinner soon, okay? 44 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,347 -Okay, that sounds great. Yeah. -Oh, it's so good to see you. 45 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,931 -It's great-- -Excuse me. Bye. 46 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,558 What are they up to in there? 47 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,019 Oh, dude, these are... these are the Half Acre guys. 48 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,938 We're doin', like, this collaborative beer-coffee thing with them. 49 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,273 It's gonna be fucking cool. 50 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,608 By the way, what are you doin' later? 51 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,652 They offered to give me a tour of their new brewery. 52 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,153 Do you wanna come with? 53 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,992 -[Jeff] It's cool, right? -It's pretty great, yeah. 54 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,494 -It's pretty impressive. -Yeah. 55 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,579 -How about that smell, though, right? -Yeah. 56 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,831 -God, I fuckin' love that smell. -It's delicious. 57 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,084 -It smells delicious. -[chuckles] 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,252 Dude, do you ever... you ever brew anymore? 59 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,879 -No, no, no, I haven't brewed-- -No, not at all? 60 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:51,963 No, I haven't brewed in years. 61 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,423 -Dude. -Yeah. 62 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,674 Oh, shit, dude. [chuckles] 63 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,135 -What's goin' on, man? -Good to see you. 64 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:58,804 -This is my brother Matt. -Hey, Matt. Gabriel. 65 00:02:58,887 --> 00:02:59,971 Great to meet you. 66 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,306 Thank you so much for having us. We appreciate it. 67 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,682 -Absolutely. This is fuckin'-- -I'm very excited. 68 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,768 This is awesome. I can't believe I haven't been here yet. 69 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,061 Yeah, it's cool. Let me show you guys around. 70 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,022 Please. Please do. This is... Looks like a lot of fun. 71 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,358 I love all the games you guys have around and the skateboards and... 72 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,567 -[Jeff chuckles] -Yeah. 73 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,403 We screw around as much as we can around here. 74 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,904 -Yeah? -It's kind of part of the gig. 75 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,490 Oh, so this is where all the fermentation happens, right here? 76 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,033 Yeah, this is where it happens. 77 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,868 Uh, it's where beer becomes beer. We kinda-- 78 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,454 We make all the wort on that side, pump it over here, 79 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,831 -hooks up with yeast... -Wow. 80 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,916 ...and then two weeks later, you got beer. 81 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,752 [Jeff] Dude, I was gonna brew at my place tonight. 82 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,337 You should come. 83 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,547 Say yes. 84 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,756 -Yeah, man. -Come on, yes. All right? 85 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,091 [stammering] I gotta check with Sherri first. 86 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,676 -Okay. All right. Dude. -That sounds fun. 87 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,469 -Right? -No, thanks for inviting me, man. 88 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,762 Brothers back together. Absolutely, man. 89 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,140 -Thank you for coming. -Yeah. Uncle Jeff. 90 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,725 [Jeff laughs] 91 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,853 [Matt] Man, this is crazy how much new stuff you have here. 92 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,147 [Jeff] You like it? [Matt] It's really impressive. 93 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,775 Yeah, man, I got a new boil kettle, new mash tun. 94 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,152 I went for the big boys. 95 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,029 You did. It doesn't even look like the same... same thing. 96 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,823 Last time you were here, I only had the little guys, right? 97 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,742 -I know. I mean... -Dude. 98 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,952 You check out the, uh, the taps on the cooler? 99 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,412 -Yeah. -How about that, huh? 100 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,372 It's, uh, very impressive. 101 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,793 Hey, man, I'm glad you're here. 102 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,004 -Yeah, me too, man. -[chuckles] 103 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,213 [Matt] How long again? 104 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,966 [Jeff] Like, um... like a year and a half. 105 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,969 [Matt] That has got to be some kind of record for you. 106 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,596 [Jeff laughs] 107 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,473 Hey, man, what can I say? I get to... 108 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,392 I get to work with my friends, my girl. 109 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,519 -[chuckles] I can fuckin' smoke at work. -[chuckles] 110 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,021 Yeah, uh, it could be worse. 111 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,064 Hey, didn't I read... didn't I read in the Tribune 112 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,317 that Dark Matter's, like, looking to expand? 113 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,027 -That Jesse, like, found a place in LA. -Going to LA. 114 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,320 -Right. Yeah, I read that. -Yes, yes. 115 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,322 Yeah, we're... we're fuckin'-- We're killin' it, man. 116 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,656 -That's great. -It's like... Yeah. 117 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,784 -That is really cool, man. -I'm, like, good at what I do. 118 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,328 -It feels fucking good. Yeah. -Awesome. I'm happy-- 119 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,413 -Hey. -[both] Hey! 120 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,416 [Matt] There you are. Hey. 121 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:55,587 -How's the brew day goin'? -Yeah, it's, uh, it's goin'. [chuckles] 122 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,215 Yeah. It's been a lot of fun. It's cool. 123 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,218 [Russ] Awesome. How long until the next hop addition? 124 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,054 Uh, 30, maybe... maybe 30 minutes. 125 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,514 -[Matt] Yeah. Makes sense. -Yeah? 126 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,850 Awesome. That's probably long enough to smoke this joint. 127 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,311 Plenty of time, yes. [chuckles] 128 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:14,856 Uh... I don't know. 129 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,484 -[Jeff] When was the last time you smoked? -Come on. It's been, uh... 130 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,236 -It's been enough time. -[Russ] Yeah? 131 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,987 Yeah, I don't need you guys seein' me get weird. 132 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,739 [Noelle] Come on, dude. [Jeff] All right. 133 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,742 Well, hey, man, if you wanna smoke, smoke. If you don't, that's totally fine. 134 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,410 We're not gonna think you're any less cool, all right? 135 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,079 [Noelle] Set yourself free. 136 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,250 Hmm. 137 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,253 [Matt chuckles] You guys need to monetize this situation. 138 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,712 [Jeff] Dude. [Matt] That's what you need to do. 139 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:38,797 You need to make money off of it. 140 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,131 -He talks to me all the time... -[Matt] Right? 141 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,467 Every day, every fuckin' day, dude, I say, 142 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,720 "Let's fuckin'-- Let's do some underground shit in this garage. 143 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,722 -Let's sell some shit." -Russ, talk to me about, like... 144 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:51,476 Just, like, lay it on me. Lay logistics. Give me the logistics. 145 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,353 I don't know, if we got some ingredients, 146 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,647 like yeast and stuff, from our brewing friends... 147 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,899 -[Jeff] Yeah. -Like, 150 bucks most. 148 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,734 [Matt] 150 bucks most, right. 149 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,028 -Yeah. -[Matt] So, how much... 150 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,197 [sing-song] how much would you make? 151 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,116 -[Russ] Well, I mean, like, selling-- -[mumbling] 152 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,451 [Russ] Selling pints is the most money you can make. 153 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,453 Well, that's the fuckin' idea right there. You just-- 154 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,122 [Russ] But we'd get busted in a second. 155 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,248 [all clamoring] 156 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,125 Russ, what... what could we do? 157 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,919 What could we do that we wouldn't get fucking caught for it 158 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,088 that we could actually make money on? 159 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,674 -[Matt] Like... -I love growlers. 160 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,467 [Matt] Growlers... [sighs] such a good idea. 161 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,469 How many growlers have we gotten from Half Acre? 162 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,847 [Matt] Wait a minute. [Jeff] Yes, yes. Holy shit. 163 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,182 [Matt] Okay, so how much do you sell a growler for? 164 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,727 -I don't know, 20... 15, 20 bucks. -[Jeff] Okay. 165 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,395 And then in, like, one batch, how many... 166 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,690 How many growlers could we fill with one batch? 167 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,610 [Russ] Thirty, uh... Like, 60. 168 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,069 That's sick! 169 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,488 -We fill 60, we need to sell seven. -[Noelle] That's sick. 170 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,906 [Jeff] The rest is all profit. 171 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,950 -That's a thousand... -[Russ] Yeah. 172 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,619 That's like $1,060. 173 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,162 [Jeff] Fuckin' math. Fuckin' math. 174 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,581 It's like $1,060, somewhere around there. $1,050, $1,060... 175 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,585 [Noelle] You could open up a beer garden. [Jeff] Did you say $1,050 profit? Profit? 176 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,129 [Matt] So that's, like... [Jeff] Matt. Profit? 177 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,132 That's like, uh, what, like 1,000... 178 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,217 That's like 1,000% profit. 179 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,511 [Jeff] Thousand percent-- 180 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,389 We're fuckin' do-- We're starting an illegal brewery. 181 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,433 -We can do some, like... -We are fuckin' doin' it! 182 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,559 -That's confirmed. -...beer garden shit. 183 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,061 -[laughing] -[Jeff] You didn't hate it. 184 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,562 You didn't hate it. 185 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,397 [Matt] I don't hate it. I don't hate it. 186 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,316 Trying to wrap my head around this. So it'd be like... 187 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,401 No name, it's just a fuckin' symbol. I don't-- 188 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,569 [Noelle] Well, like... 189 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,321 [Jeff] Is that pretentious, or is that fucking cool? 190 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,323 No, that's awesome, because nobody-- 191 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,574 [Matt] I don't really give a shit what it is. 192 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,160 -Nobody's done that, like-- -[Matt] You won't get caught, though, 193 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,828 because, like, it'll just be, like, an image. 194 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,913 You'd have to, like, 195 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:40,835 "Oh, well, did you get that beer from that fuckin' whatever that fuckin' image is?" 196 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,380 If fuckin' Don't Fret made our symbol, that would be... 197 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,589 -Yes, yes, yes. -[Noelle] Yeah, yeah. 198 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,882 Don't fret. 199 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,218 -He wouldn't do it for, like, any, like-- -Don't you do it. 200 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,970 'Cause he's one of my, like, good friends. 201 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,554 [Matt] Don't you do it. Then that's great. 202 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,931 -Make the call. Let's go. -[Jeff chuckles] 203 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,641 -[Russ laughs] -[Matt] Don't you fret. 204 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:55,767 [Jeff] Don't you fuckin' fret. 205 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,645 -[Jeff] Hey, don't you fret. -I feel like I need to take this from-- 206 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,230 -No, no, no. Hey! -Don't you-- 207 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,316 Real quick, before we all forget this conversation ever existed... 208 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,734 [Russ] Yeah. [Matt] Yes. 209 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,238 Are we fuckin' making a fuckin' illegal brewery? 210 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,489 [Noelle] We're doing a brewery! 211 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,033 Are we doin' this, man? Seriously, I'm serious, man. 212 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:15,161 Don't fuckin', like, wake up and pretend this didn't happen. 213 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,372 [Russ] Yeah. We might need to get this in writing from him. 214 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,040 [Russ and Jeff laugh] 215 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,917 -No, this is a good idea. -[Jeff] Okay, okay. 216 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,379 -1,000% profit. -This is so cool. 217 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,465 [floorboards creaking] 218 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,223 -[Sherri] Hey. -[whispering] Hey. 219 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,516 Shh. 220 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,852 Go back to sleep. Sorry. 221 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,687 It's okay. It's late? 222 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,773 [Matt] I'm fine. 223 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,073 Hey, boogie nights. 224 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,034 -[moaning] -[chuckles] 225 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,663 -How'd you sleep? -[grunts] So good. 226 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,873 I'm so sorry. 227 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,083 I assume you don't wanna come to the hardware store 228 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,210 to pick out paint colors like we talked about. 229 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,671 I don't think I can do that right now. 230 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:11,009 Okay. Well, I will make you a deal. 231 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,011 I will go to the hardware store 232 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,431 and let you lounge in bed and drink my delicious coffee... 233 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,391 Oh, my God. 234 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,101 ...if you help me paint later. 235 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:23,396 -[blows raspberries] Deal. -All right. 236 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,066 -I can't wait. -All right. I love you. 237 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,400 I love you. 238 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,489 [rock music playing in distance] 239 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,617 [breathes deeply] 240 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,913 [moans softly] 241 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,086 [chuckles] 242 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,674 [grunts] 243 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,640 -You were a little slow. -Yeah. You gotta keep that tempo up. 244 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,892 -Sorry. -[chuckling] Toking... 245 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,436 Like, 'cause if-- Like, when you slow down, I slow down, 246 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,813 and it just-- It doesn't sound good. 247 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,481 Yeah. You want to just do it again then? 248 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,358 -Yeah. -All right. Cool. 249 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,945 [Noelle] ♪ Hey there, little lemoncita ♪ 250 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,323 ♪ Won't you come down? I'm trying to meet ya ♪ 251 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,743 ♪ Hey there, little lemoncita ♪ 252 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,453 -Yo. -What's up? 253 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,746 Hey, man, can I steal a cup? 254 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,832 -Of course. -Love you. 255 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:29,129 ♪ You've been having fun Bap-do-da-duh-da-da-dih-do-da ♪ 256 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:36,177 ♪ Hanging in the sun Bap-do-da-duh-dap-dap-do-da ♪ 257 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,384 [Jeff] These are so good, man. [Noelle] Yeah. 258 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,678 -It's so good. -[artist] Well, yeah, man. 259 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,014 I was just goin' for, like, older people from the neighborhood. 260 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,473 -Like, super working class. -[Jeff] It's great. 261 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,558 This guy, I don't know-- 262 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,226 This guy's jumpin' out to me. 263 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,979 -I mean... -[Noelle] It's uncanny. 264 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,772 Like, I want-- 265 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,400 -I want you to be our logo, Russ. -Nah. 266 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,028 Just because I want you to get as much pussy as possible. 267 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,195 [both laugh] 268 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,822 -I'm gonna send some pictures to Matt. -[artist] Cool. 269 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,240 -He is gonna love these. -Yeah. 270 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,826 All right, let's see. 271 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,538 [phone chimes] 272 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,588 Baby, can you just take a break today? Please? 273 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,299 Uh, yeah, sorry. It's just some work stuff. 274 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,718 This is our baby boy's room, 275 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,263 and we talked about keeping it a technology-free zone. 276 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,057 You're right. You're right. 277 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,767 -Yeah? -Yeah, I'm sorry. 278 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,518 -Okay. -I'll make it wait. 279 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,312 -Thank you. I really appreciate it. -All right. 280 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,772 I know you have stuff to do. 281 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,149 [instructor] So oxytocin has a predictable response in the body. 282 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,193 So when a woman is flooded with that hormone, 283 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,071 she will act in a certain way that is very universal. 284 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,739 Almost all women look this way. 285 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,159 So this is that contraction I described to you earlier. 286 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,954 [moaning] 287 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,082 [groaning] 288 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,378 [yelling] 289 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,549 [both chuckle quietly] 290 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,719 Fuck, I don't wanna do anymore. 291 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,478 -Oh, my God. -[Russ] Yeah. 292 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,939 -[Noelle] Oh, my God. -Dude, that's fucking-- 293 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,315 That's beautiful, man. 294 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,566 -It looks-- -What do you think? 295 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,818 Give me mine. I want one. 296 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,403 That shit looks so real. It looks so good. 297 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,072 This needs to get on my body immediately. 298 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,783 -Oh, my God! -I wanna drink with that guy. 299 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,201 [Jeff chuckles] 300 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,121 Oh, you look so good, baby. 301 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,581 -[both chuckle] -It looks good? 302 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,166 Holy shit. 303 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,961 Guys, I got a ton of work today. You are both a fuckin' bad influence. 304 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,838 [all laugh] 305 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:21,259 You guys, I feel like... uh, like, content. [chuckles] 306 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,512 I wouldn't change a fuckin' thing right now. 307 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,972 -[Noelle] I know. -Right? 308 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,766 [exclaims] Dance with me. Dance with me. 309 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,729 [exclaims] There it is. There it is. Get that shit, Russ. 310 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,355 [phone ringing] 311 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,400 Hey, Matt, can I talk to you for a second? 312 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,777 Sure, Andy. What's up? 313 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,873 Hey! Uh, could I just talk to you in my office for a second 314 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,332 about the report you just sent in? 315 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,627 No, what's up? You can just... What do you need? 316 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,795 I just sent the report. I know what's in there. 317 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,714 Well, I wanna talk to you about the, uh, control gap, 318 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,341 'cause it's not in there and it... it should be. 319 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,970 [inhales sharply] I called over to the client and it's more, uh, just... 320 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,015 [grunts] some jargon that they put in there for the investors. 321 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,476 But for now, we just gotta put that control gap in there 322 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,228 so that everything is where it needs to be, okay? 323 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,856 So just put that back in there. Thank you. Okay? 324 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,615 -[Matt] Looks good. -[Noelle laughs] 325 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,369 [Jeff chuckles] All right. 326 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,588 -[Matt] It looks pretty great. -Yeah? 327 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,591 -Half Acre ain't got shit on us! -[Noelle laughs] 328 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,802 [Matt] These all showed up. Nothin' was broken? 329 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,678 [Jeff] No, not at all. Me and Russ checked it all. 330 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,555 -All right. -[Jeff laughs] 331 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,475 -[Jeff] Right? Right? -Yeah. 332 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,519 [Noelle] You saw this, right? [Jeff] Dude. 333 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,230 What if we, say... we give three options. 334 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,606 We also don't wanna overshoot our audience. 335 00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,732 Right. 336 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,069 -'Cause we don't wanna be sticking with-- -Three feels good to me. 337 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,780 Should we just, like, walk through it and see if it feels right? 338 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,991 -Like, um, we should make a lager. Right? -[Matt] Yes. 339 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,036 You know, no other home brewery has the fermentation control that we have 340 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,162 to actually pull that off. 341 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,415 That would be unexpected, man. That would be cool. 342 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,707 Is everybody on board with that? 343 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,459 [Jeff] I am if Russ is. [Noelle] Sounds good. 344 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,336 -[Jeff] What do you think, Russ? -Sounds good to me. 345 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,546 [Jeff] Yeah? [Matt] My man! 346 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,424 We should replace the fermenter we're gonna use, okay? 347 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,717 -If that one's gonna come out-- -That would be nice if we could. 348 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,845 We don't have any fuckin' money, man. We can't just-- 349 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,807 That's fine. Don't worry about that. I'll take care of the capital for that. 350 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,350 [Jeff] Are... are you sure? 351 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,893 Yeah, I mean, we can just-- 352 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,937 -I'm not askin' you to do that, man. -That's fine. 353 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,690 We can just pay it down after, like, the first few batches or whatever 354 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,525 once we're in a good place. 355 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,193 -It's not a big deal. -Uh, okay. All right. 356 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,487 -Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. -Yeah. 357 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,865 Why? Why keep that a secret? 358 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,867 [Matt] I'm not-- I wasn't keeping it a secret. 359 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,119 It's just, like, when I'm with her, I just don't... 360 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,537 I'm just more worried about her and, like, 361 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,622 what she's feeling and, like, what's going on with her. 362 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,959 But, like, what does she think you're doing right now? [stammers] 363 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,545 She just-- She knows that... that we're hanging out. 364 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,297 She just thinks that you and I are reconnecting... 365 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,301 -Dude, this is-- -But you're, like, starting this thing. 366 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,178 This isn't just, like, some casual little, like... 367 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,804 -This isn't just hanging out. -..."Oh, hey! 368 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,723 Oh, yeah, I did that. I forgot to tell you." 369 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,517 [Matt] It's not-- I mean, it's like a hobby. I mean-- 370 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,519 -This is a hobby? Dude. -[stammers] I didn't mean-- 371 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,188 She doesn't wanna know your hobbies? 372 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,690 [Jeff] Even if it was just a fuckin' hobby, tell her. 373 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,941 Imagine, okay, all right. 374 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,818 -Just imagine you were pregnant... -I don't wanna-- 375 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,361 ...and I didn't tell you about any of this. 376 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,113 What would you do? What would you do? 377 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,990 -I would freak out! -Exactly! 378 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,868 And you're, like, fuckin' awesome and-- I love Sherri. 379 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,121 I fuckin' love Sherri, but she's just not, like, the most, like, 380 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,373 "Oh, let's just fuckin' go with the flow. 381 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,001 That's cool that you're starting an illegal fuckin' brewery." 382 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,587 I just don't understand why you guys are flippin' out about it. 383 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,464 It's-- I'm sure she's gonna be fine. 384 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,009 I just haven't told her, but I... I'm gonna tell her. 385 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,219 [Jeff] When? 386 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,679 -[Noelle] Yeah. -Soon. 387 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,476 It's up to you. 388 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,937 I know. 389 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,607 She just... she made it sound like stretching is really important. 390 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,234 Just prevents you from getting hurt, that's all. 391 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,443 I know. I don't wanna tear. 392 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,945 -I just-- -I don't want you to tear. 393 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,864 I want you to think of my vagina as a beautiful, sexy thing. 394 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,366 She's perfect. 395 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,078 [drawer opens and closes] 396 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,501 So, I think she said it was, like... 397 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,089 it's, like, ten seconds on, it's, like, ten seconds off. 398 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,173 Mmm-hmm. 399 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,551 And you can just let me know when it's... you're done, 400 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,136 and like, you know, when I've gone far enough, okay? 401 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,596 [inhales deeply] Okay. 402 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,682 She said it's supposed to be a little uncomfortable, right? 403 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,392 -Yeah. -Okay? 404 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,185 -Yep. -You ready? 405 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,520 -Mmm-hmm. -Okay? 406 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,980 Mmm-hmm. 407 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,775 [groans] 408 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,404 -Should I stretch more? -Uh-uh. 409 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,072 -Okay. -[exhales sharply] 410 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,074 She said it's supposed to hurt. 411 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,159 -Okay? -Ten. 412 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,370 -Okay. -Okay. [groans] 413 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,248 -Mmm. -[chuckles] 414 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,001 [inhales sharply] Okay. 415 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,753 -Mmm... you ready? Yeah? -Okay. 416 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,838 -Yep. -Okay. 417 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,882 [shudders] 418 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,551 Hey, baby, I-- 419 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,886 I should have told you something a while ago. 420 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,638 I don't know why I didn't. I just... 421 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,224 -Ten. What? What? -It just sorta, you know, just... 422 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,936 It's so silly. I mean, it's not even something to worry about. 423 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,730 -One more. Okay. -Mmm-hmm. 424 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,815 -I just... You good? -Mmm. 425 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,276 I just don't know why it didn't come up, but... 426 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,613 Jeff and I, we've been running an illegal brewery out of his garage. 427 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,822 Excuse me? Ten. 428 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,657 I don't really like yelling at you guys, okay? 429 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:40,244 It makes me feel old and silly and like a stupid yuppie. 430 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,497 But this guy? This is my husband, and we have a child coming. 431 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,083 We know, and we told him to tell you. We did. I swear to God. 432 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,586 [Sherri] No, no, no. Excuse me. It's my turn to talk now. 433 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,670 -Okay, okay. -Right? 434 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,298 -I let you talk. It's my turn now. -[Jeff sighs] 435 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:57,887 All I'm saying is he has responsibilities. I left my job to have a baby. 436 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,474 That means that if he gets in trouble, we have no income. 437 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,726 So you need to understand the gravity of that, 438 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,144 and be respectful of me 439 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,229 and the fact that I am a part of this family. 440 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,483 So next time, you involve me in these kinds of decisions. 441 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,735 'Kay? Have a great night. 442 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,111 [Noelle] Sorry. 443 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,238 Sorry, guys. 444 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,409 [Noelle] Baby, it's fine. 445 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,412 -[Jeff groans] -It's all right. 446 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,793 It's like you're a teenager, like, hiding pot from your parents. 447 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:33,130 [laughing] Like, why would you... why would you put me in that position? 448 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,466 I can't even... 449 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,010 -[sighs] -[engine starts] 450 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,055 [scoffs] 451 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,774 [cell phone chimes] 452 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,824 [Jeff] It's just, like, every time I see you actually, you know, 453 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,077 goin' after something that you like, that makes you happy, 454 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,038 you try to stand up for yourself. And then anytime anyone, like, 455 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,542 pushes back the slightest bit, you fuckin' crumble, you know? 456 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,169 That's not fuckin' true. 457 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,879 She's my wife. What do you want me to do? 458 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,548 I'm not just talkin' about her, okay? 459 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,757 What about with work? 460 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,635 Okay, how often do you say how much you fuckin' hate your job? 461 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,722 But every day, every day you go in and you fuckin'... 462 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,932 You take it on the face, you know? 463 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,103 Okay, look, I'm not tryin' to... I'm not tryin' to shit on you, okay? 464 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,229 -Yeah, you are. -I'm sayin'-- 465 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,439 -No, listen. -It's fine. 466 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,065 I'm saying you're a fuckin' smart guy, okay? 467 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,400 -Yeah? -If you wanted-- 468 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,651 I like to be counted on, all right? 469 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,319 -I think it's important... -[sighs] 470 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,030 ...that my wife can count on me, and that my co-workers can count on me. 471 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,575 -That... that means something to me. -I-- 472 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,326 All right? You think I can just leave my job? 473 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,538 I have a fucking kid that's gonna need to go through fucking college. 474 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,622 -Yes, I do. -Okay? 475 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,416 -I think you can if you wanted it. -You really are. 476 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,042 You just get to do whatever the fuck you want. 477 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,919 -[sighs] -And that's so great for you. 478 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,380 -I'm really happy for you, Jeff. -[exhales] 479 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,424 Not everybody gets to do that. 480 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,925 Jesus Christ. 481 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,969 -[chuckles] -Fuckin'... 482 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,138 -I'm just-- I-- -...judgmental piece of shit. 483 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,098 You're sitting over there, telling me how to live my life? 484 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,226 I'm telling you you can be happy if you want it. That's it. 485 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,562 I just wanna see you happy. You're not, and it's fucked up, 486 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,148 and it fuckin' hurts me to see that. That's it. 487 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,110 [sighs] 488 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,200 -I'm fuckin'-- I'm fine, man. -Okay. 489 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,076 You seem fine. 490 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,245 You do. 491 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,583 [Jeff sighs] 492 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:38,005 All right, man. I gotta... I got an early morning. I gotta go. 493 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,298 [Jeff chuckles] 494 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,592 All right. 495 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,099 [sighs] 496 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,311 -[Sherri] ...want a girl. -[Noelle laughs] 497 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,314 I mean, I'm so happy, and I will be very excited. 498 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,066 -Ladies, here's your beer. -Thank you. 499 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,567 Be right back to take your food order, all right? 500 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,652 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 501 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,279 -That's for you. [laughs] -[chuckles] 502 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,281 Um, I just... 503 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,662 I just really wanted to say that I'm sorry. Um... 504 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,830 [inhales deeply] 505 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,542 Yeah, I feel like... I just wanted you to know from me 506 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,629 that I'm really sorry that you didn't feel like we were including you. 507 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,006 Like, that wasn't my intention at all. 508 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,592 -I know, and it's totally fine, I promise. -And... 509 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,346 I just... I don't know if it's my hormones or whatever, but... 510 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,764 -Oh. -...my issue is with Matt 511 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,142 and not with you guys, and I'm kind of embarrassed that I even... 512 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,978 No, don't blame it on your hormones, 513 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,980 'cause I hate when people do that to women. 514 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,106 -And, like... -[chuckles] 515 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,859 ...you're a human being that has feelings that are valid and real and... 516 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,238 Honestly, like, I would have been really upset if I had found out that-- 517 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,614 -Right? -Yeah. 518 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:49,243 You know, that, like, they're doing this thing that I'm not a part of. 519 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,745 Yes, but the point is that it's not about you guys. 520 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,789 And I absolutely accept your apology, 521 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,793 but please also accept mine for goin', like, crazy on you. 522 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,712 -[chuckles] -No, don't feel bad. 523 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,380 -You know, thank you for inviting me out. -Yeah. 524 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,509 I always felt like you thought I was sort of just, like, basic and boring and... 525 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:06,927 -Really? -Yeah. 526 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,306 I was always sort of intimidated by you. And you're so beautiful and... 527 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,058 -Oh, my God, shut up. [laughs] -And, like, I just feel like... 528 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:16,645 No, I feel like you, like, have your life. Like, I feel like I don't-- 529 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,481 Every single day I wake up and I don't know what's happening to me. 530 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,443 -[chuckles] -I don't know what's happening next or... 531 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,527 No, are you kidding? 532 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,070 -I wanna live vicariously through you. -[laughs] 533 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,364 Please, tell me everything. That sounds amazing. 534 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,950 I wake up every morning and I have a schedule right now... [chuckles] 535 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,119 and I just wanna... [inhales] Anyway. 536 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,830 -I would love to hang out more. -Yeah, me too. 537 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,268 [TV playing] 538 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,354 -Hey. -[TV turns off] 539 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,563 Hey. 540 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,525 I'm really sorry. Between... 541 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:10,658 stupid shit at work and then just feeling like I was... 542 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,870 having to be Dad of the Year before he's even here, 543 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,998 it just all sort of was fucking with me. 544 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:22,419 And then I walk into that garage and I start brewing beer, and I... 545 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,799 forgot how much I loved it, and... 546 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,094 I just sort of got hooked. 547 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,346 And it just was so much fun. 548 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:37,059 And I just missed having fun and doing something for myself. 549 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:41,730 And I felt guilty that I wasn't here because I wasn't-- 550 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,900 I felt like every time I was there, I was somehow letting you down. 551 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,361 And I don't know why I didn't fuckin' tell you. 552 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,655 -It was so stupid. -Hey. Hey. 553 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,949 I get it, okay? I get it. 554 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,369 It's okay. It's not like you did something, like, 555 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,705 horrible that's gonna destroy our lives. 556 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,456 I got very upset. 557 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:03,210 But the truth is, I was really upset because I wasn't a part of it. 558 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,046 And I feel like you've put me in a position, 559 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:10,426 or that you think that I'm somehow, like, becoming a different person. 560 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,179 And I'm the same person, and I wanna have a good time, too. 561 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:18,434 And I just... I feel like I wouldn't have gotten so angry if... 562 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:23,272 if you had just said exactly what you just said to me now. 563 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,150 And we could've done this together. If this is important to you, 564 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,278 if this is what you wanna be doing, like, I am all in. 565 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,988 -[scoffs] -Like, I love beer. 566 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,740 -You remember how much I love beer? -That is so... 567 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:36,952 Baby, I would love to have you be a part of the brewery. 568 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,954 -Really? -You would be so adorable. 569 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,874 I know, I would be so much fun to have in the brewery. 570 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,753 -I could be sober driver. [laughs] -You're always sober driver. 571 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,796 Well, at least till the baby's out. [laughs] 572 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,590 -Yeah. -And then I wanna be drunk girl. 573 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,300 -[laughs] -Aww. 574 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,247 [sighs] 575 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,521 [sighs] 576 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,746 [Jeff grunts softly] 577 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,460 [chuckles softly] 578 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,256 [Noelle speaking indistinctly] 579 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,174 -Hey. -[Matt] Hey. 580 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,509 [Jeff] Hey. 581 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,135 -Hey, baby. -Hey. 582 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,220 -[Matt] Hey. -Hey. 583 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,596 [inhales sharply] 584 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,139 -Hi. -[Jeff] Hey. 585 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,474 -Should we... -Yeah. 586 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,476 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 587 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,479 [sighs] 588 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,817 [Noelle] Sherri, I wanted to show this to you. 589 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,151 The sweaters that we got. 590 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,404 -[Sherri chuckles] Oh, my God. -Um, girls. Beers? 591 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,488 -[Noelle] Yeah. -Yeah? 592 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:37,656 [Noelle] Yeah. [Sherri] Yes. 593 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:40,284 -You're having one? -Yes, I'm having one. 594 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,870 -[chuckles] -I'm European. 595 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,039 [Noelle] Right. Yeah, it is kind of... [indistinct] 596 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,834 And we wanted you to have one, so... 597 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,752 -[Sherri] Thank you. -Yeah. 598 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,463 Thank you. That's a little light on mine, huh? 599 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,715 [chuckles] 600 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,800 [folk music playing] 47674

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