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I never want to see you again, asshole.
- Then get lost.
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Go to hell, selfish fucking bitch.
- Shut up. You should talk.
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Hi, I'm Max. The white one.
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That brown peanut next to me
is called Jules. Yep, he was adopted.
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Stupid cunt.
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Not that it matters. He's my brother.
Homies for life.
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Go fuck other guys, why don't you.
Goddammit.
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My little guys, he)'-
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Just abandon your kids.
They'll raise themselves. Goddammit.
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God... goddammit.
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Guys, listen carefully.
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Never ever, I mean never ever,
have a relationship.
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OK? Never.
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Right? All women are fucking whores.
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They're only useful for fucking.
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Other than that have nothing
to do with them. Got that? OK.
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Hey, whore!
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You're forgetting
your motherfucking kitchen machine.
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Max, swear that you'll never
have a girlfriend.
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I swear.
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Me too.
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Right. So this is me today.
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Successful and everything.
Good job, nice house.
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And I can sleep in every day.
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Whoa, two fatalities, thirty injured
and a traffic jam of over 60 km.
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Who cares?
I always walk to work.
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10 DAY FILMS FOR 10
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Yep, I work in the video store,
right below my home.
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Living the dream. Getting paid
for watching movies all day.
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And hoping I don't get any customers.
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Fuck.
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Ouch, my elbow.
- Sorry.
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Thanks a lot.
- I said sorry, didn't I?
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The Big Lebowski.
What a piece of shit.
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Costa.
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Isn't that the one in the snow
with all the skiing?
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Definitely. Best Dutch movie ever.
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You know what you can do?
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You can put every bottle
in those crates.
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And sweep up the glass, by the way.
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Good luck.
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There he is. My brother Jules.
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Yep, he has people working
underneath him.
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Assistant branch manager
of the stipmarket.
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Free snacking all day, phoning
and slacking.
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Niggaaaaah.
- Niggaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Who would you bang? Doutzen Kroes
with full-blown AIDS, without a condom?
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Or Viola Holt from the 1984 Playboy,
just hit by a truck...
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...and dragged along for a mile,
but down there she's still perfect.
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Is it really full-blown AIDS?
Or is Doutzen still at the HIV stage?
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Jules, this isn't the deal. You know that.
Out of my office, OK?
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Yes, full-blown AIDS.
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But... how did she get it?
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Unprotected butt sex with a hobo.
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But Viola Holt is still
completely undamaged down there.
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Nothing wrong with it.
- I'll do Doutzen.
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Without a condom?
That's gross, you know.
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So I was thinking,
let's party our asses off tonight, bitch.
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No man, I'd planned to take it easy
this weekend.
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No bitch, let's go.
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Chicks are usually with a friend
who's less attractive.
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Makes them feel good, I guess.
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They always look better
next to the ugly one.
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I bet that if you ran into a pretty girl
on her own, you wouldn't notice her.
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Ugly chicks have to try harder, so
they're smarter, funnier and a better lay.
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But what it comes down to: chicks are
always in pairs. Fucking perfect.
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It'll be fine.
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She's not worth it.
- Are you OK?
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What's wrong?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
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Oh, dear.
- On our birthday, of all things.
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You're both having a birthday?
- Yeah, we're twins.
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But he's imported from Mongolia.
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Our birthdays happen to be
on the same day.
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Well, happy birthday.
- Congratulations.
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Can I get you a drink?
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Yes, water, please.
I just started on antibiotics...
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Really? Bartender,
four Long Island Iced Teas, please.
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The Long Island Iced Tea.
It starts with ice in a long drink glass.
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This cocktail contains four shots:
gin, vodka, white rum and tequila.
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It's finished with a bit of cola.
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Connoisseurs say it's about balance.
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For us it's about
the enormous amount of alcohol.
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Did you know we grew up
without a mother?
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Oh, no.
- Jesus.
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I say: Cheers.
- Cheers.
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What?
- Don't tell anyone else, OK?
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No, of course not.
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A boiling hot beam of water
on her snatch?
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Yeah, man.
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It's not as if I deliberately
pick the less attractive ones.
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But the pretty ones
always like my brother.
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Maybe it's his color, I don't know.
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Ah well, it makes for
interesting situations.
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Gotcha niggah.
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René?
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No thanks.
- Gay.
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Check it out.
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Nola. From yesterday.
- Hi, Jules.
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Jules, can you hear me?
- Bye.
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That Nola had some beef sandwich, man.
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A poorly packed suitcase.
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What? Bad breath?
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No, gay. Long pussy lips.
- Oh.
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You know, as if she had
an upside-down rooster up her snatch.
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Gross.
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Suzanne has that too.
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Hold on. Check it out.
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Oh, man. Is that Suus?
- I filmed it. Secretly.
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OK, is that your dick or not?
- Say what!
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Say what.
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Imagine you have to
screw that every day.
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Every day the same fucking pussy.
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You're right, man.
Fuck that relationship shit.
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What do you mean?
Fuck you and your gay pact.
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There's nothing wrong with a relationship.
You just have to...
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...make sure you've got
your bitch under control. That's all.
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Control your bitch
is what I'm saying.
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Control your ho.
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If Suzanne would ever...
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Hi, sweetie pie.
- I thought we agreed you'd come by.
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I was on my way, but...
- Bullshit!
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What was that?
- Nothing.
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I'll be right there.
- I'll be right there, OK?
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OK, see you soon, babe.
- See you soon, babe. I'm a faggot.
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See you soon.
- Whore!
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Losers.
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Dude!
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Bro's before ho's, man.
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She's not worth it. It'll be fine.
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00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,758
Is he all right?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
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On our birthday, of all things.
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You're both having your birthday?
- I'm adopted, dear boy.
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He's from Turkey.
- Botswana.
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Djibouti.
- He's an aboriginal.
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00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,479
Well, happy birthday.
- What?
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Happy birthday!
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Four Long Island Iced Teas, please.
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00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,363
Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Max and Jules, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday.
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Put it in my ass!
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Any awesome movies released,
recently?
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Yes, some have been released
a while ago.
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Django is awesome.
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Casa de mi Padre,
abstract shit with Will Ferrell.
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And Ted from Seth MacFarlane.
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It's awesome too.
- Ted.
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Cool. We'll download them at home.
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Sure. Fucking loser. Who the fuck
still rents movies at the video store?
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See ya.
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Anyway, I asked Suzanne...
I'm like: want something to eat too?
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She said: No, I'm not hungry.
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So I get a Serrano ham sandwich.
I was starving.
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She's like: Can I take a bite?
I said: Sure, no problem.
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Then that bitch
eats half of my sandwich.
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Otherwise I would have ordered
two sandwiches!
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So when I said something about it,
she's like...
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Check this out.
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What the fuck?
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It's that Forrest Gump.
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I told you about him before.
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And usually he also...
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There he goes.
- Oh, shit.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Did you happen to see a guy
who's not all there?
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Shit.
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Coming?
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Sorry. Sometimes he loses control.
Right, Jordy?
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Shall we take these two?
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These two, please.
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40 days in her hole...
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Good choice.
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You can take all of them.
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No one ever rents them anyway.
- Really? That's so sweet. Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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Hold on.
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Phone number?
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Sorry. Jordy doesn't just
give his number to anyone.
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And he's not attracted to guys, so...
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Oh shit. Yes, I can tell.
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What did we agree on?
- Sorry. Sure.
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I need your number for the movies.
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Or your customer card number,
but...
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Your number would be easier.
- Right. Hand me your phone.
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What's your name, by the way?
- Anna.
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I'm Max.
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I got her number, bitch.
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Sorry. I'll be done in a minute.
- That's OK.
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Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK?
- Sure.
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Max.
- What are you doing here?
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What the fuck are you doing?
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106...
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I was checking out the carpet.
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It's quite worn out, guys.
We should put some money together.
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But you two...?
- Yeah, sorry.
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Anna. Max, my brother.
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We know each other.
- What'?
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Did you two ever...?
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Yes.
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Kidding, sweetie.
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I got her number yesterday.
- What the fuck?
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For a couple of DVDs she got, but still...
- Too late, bitch.
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Where did you meet her?
- Right here.
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That bitch was looking for rice cakes,
or something.
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That chick is fucking horny, man.
Really fucking horny.
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Unbelievable. Every time.
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Every time?
- A couple of times.
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I know what you're thinking, but
don't worry. Everything's under control.
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I'm actually done with her.
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Niggah what!
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Yo, motherfucking niggah
whaddup?
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Hey, Max.
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Hey.
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Dude, what are you doing?
I thought you were done with her.
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True, but I want to fuck her
one more time. Just once.
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Get a Golden Retriever and a mini van
while you're at it.
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What are you talking about?
Come on.
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It's not a relationship.
Farewell sex. That's it.
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Barn.
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What are you doing?
I barely know you.
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Seriously.
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Are we doing something tonight
or are you and her...?
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Well, I... Oh shit, man.
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I have to...
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Be right back.
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Where's he going?
- Something at the supermarket. Dunno.
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Sorry.
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A chunk came up.
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That's easy. First Blood.
- What? Seriously?
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Rambo Pan' I,
is my favorite movie too.
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What? No way.
- Best film ever.
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So fucking bad.
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He just wanted something to eat.
- They drew first blood, not me.
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Are you telling me
that 200 of our men against your boy...
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...is a no-win situation for us?
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You send that many,
don't forget one thing.
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A good supply of body bags-
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Look, I'm not really anti-relationships
or something, but...
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...I'd never really want one myself.
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It always ends in trouble.
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I hate that claiming stuff.
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You know. They always want to hold you
and touch you and shit.
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Just give me space.
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00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,882
Most chicks are either annoying...
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...or not that hot.
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It's true.
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Sorry.
249
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,350
What's keeping Jules?
He's been gone for a long time.
250
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,345
No idea.
251
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,608
I'm going up. Lie in his bed.
- Yeah, me too.
252
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,313
Not in his bed, of course,
but...
253
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,028
...in my own bed where I also...
254
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,451
So...
255
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,748
Good ni...
256
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,255
Sorry.
257
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,122
Anna, what is this?
258
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,246
Porn, Mieke.
259
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,583
It's the only thing that calms him down.
- Don't treat me like a fool.
260
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,839
You know the rules.
- So what should I do'?
261
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,673
He loses it all the time.
- So give them sex movies and ideas?
262
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,714
What if they get babies?
- When did you take those from him?
263
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,508
Two days ago,
but this is hardly the time...
264
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,348
No, no, no!
265
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,986
No, no!
266
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,736
Go to sleep.
267
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,947
Can someone give me a hand?
268
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,449
Jordy, don't!
269
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,955
No!
270
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,700
Fuck!
271
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:33,667
Bart, you're not attending staff.
Let go of Jordy!
272
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,238
Hi.
- Hi.
273
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,911
Everything OK?
- Not really.
274
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,287
How come?
275
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,416
Jordy can't watch porn.
They'd rather put him in isolation.
276
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,118
Fucked up.
- Yeah.
277
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,754
He's so sweet,
but he transforms completely.
278
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,505
Empty the register, motherfucker .
- What the fuck are you doing?
279
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,261
Empty the register!
280
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,852
What? Is this it? Is this it?
- Calm down, man.
281
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:43,900
Jesus, what the fuck were you doing?
- Saving your life.
282
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,239
Oh, right. Thank you.
283
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,081
Rambo shit.
284
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,881
It was small, like a Nazi gun.
285
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,215
A Luger.
286
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,304
What happened?
- Your store was robbed, man.
287
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,595
By a junkie.
- Goddammit.
288
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,981
For how much?
- There was hardly anything in the register.
289
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,234
How much?
- I don't know.
290
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,771
Three hundred or something.
- Goddammit.
291
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,611
I think those Chinese have the money.
- Pardon?
292
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,322
Over there.
I don't know what goes on in there.
293
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,455
Shady, depressed characters enter
and walk out happy.
294
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,538
We've been watching them for a while,
but no proof yet.
295
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,749
But a lot of money
flows into that place.
296
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:52,510
I wonder how Anna's doing.
- Doing well, I heard.
297
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:56,522
Her arm's almost healed.
- How do you know?
298
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,772
Jules told me. Just talked to him.
299
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,942
He's hanging out with her.
That's why he couldn't make it.
300
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:13,114
He told me he wasn't doing anything,
because he has to get up early. Fuck.
301
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,624
He's having a relationship
with that Anna.
302
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,841
I smoked up with her all of last night
on the balcony.
303
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,047
She really is a relaxed chick.
304
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,885
And fucking hot.
- Sounds like you like her.
305
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:34,143
No man, but Jules should just stick
to the pact.
306
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,762
Ah, fuck it.
307
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,899
I'm whining. It's Jules.
Jules.
308
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,899
That shit will pass.
309
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,735
Yeah bitch, it'll pass.
310
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:57,287
I recognize the wrapping paper.
So I think I know...
311
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,248
Look at that. Looks exactly like Misty.
312
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:06,087
Whaddup, bitches.
- Hos.
313
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,880
Thirty.
314
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,468
Menopause.
- Westside.
315
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,435
Happy birthday.
- Yeah, happy birthday, dude.
316
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,056
Good outfit, man. Faggot.
317
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,567
Why are Dumb and Dumber here?
318
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,359
I thought you'd like it as well,
since you know them.
319
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:32,822
Higher.
320
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,322
I'm warning you:
If those two ruin my evening...
321
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,992
...you sleep on the couch for two weeks.
- What?
322
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,207
Make some Long Island Iced Teas,
faggot. And have one yourself.
323
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,795
No, we all know what happens
when René drinks.
324
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,585
Right, sweetie pie?
325
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,676
Did you know that his chick
broke up with him today?
326
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,968
Really?
- And on our birthday, of all things.
327
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,140
Your birthday?
328
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,980
Hold me tight
329
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:06,064
gently put my head
on your shoulder
330
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,984
Need to take a leak.
- Sit down, OK?
331
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,528
My mother was suddenly
in front of me.
332
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,790
She stared at me for a long time.
Very weird.
333
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,833
And then I woke up.
334
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,002
Hey, man.
335
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,799
Oh, who's back?
- Yeah, bitch.
336
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,755
Bye.
337
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:36,800
How about tomorrow we...?
- No way.
338
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,893
Where's my coat?
339
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,521
Ladies, thanks for your stupid party.
340
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:49,145
Why are you so quiet?
- I'm not really a morning person.
341
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:53,157
Are you a Leo? I'm a Libra.
We're a perfect match.
342
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:56,701
Whaddup?
343
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,613
Everything all right?
- We had a great time.
344
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:03,034
Sadly, Charlotte has to leave.
- My name is Eefje.
345
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,418
That's what I said.
346
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,126
Anyway, I have to leave.
I have to pick up Noah.
347
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,758
Who?
- Noah, my son. I told you, silly.
348
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,170
Ah, look at him.
349
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,591
Well, he's not going to be a model,
is he?
350
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,804
OK, go and pick up Noah.
351
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:24,563
Bye. I had fun.
352
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,440
Bye, Charlotte.
353
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,820
Where's the towel?
354
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,319
See that pile of towels?
355
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:39,407
There's one in the middle.
- Got it.
356
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,863
Dude, I thought you were back.
357
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,577
Hey, Max.
358
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,788
Nice evening last night, right?
359
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,838
Put it in at the bottom.
- That's what your mom said last night.
360
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,335
My mother is dead.
361
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,394
Thanks.
362
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,438
Sorry.
363
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,529
You have to eat Jenna Jameson pussy
after she's been raped...
364
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:22,242
...and left for dead in broken glass
by three seropositive Zimbabwaneans.
365
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:27,501
Or you have to French-kiss
Ron Brandsteder for 20 minutes...
366
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,833
...after he's performed oral sex on a turd.
And you have to choose.
367
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,249
What would you do?
- Dude, I don't know.
368
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,261
I'm seriously considering
kissing Ron Brandsteder.
369
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,638
But... a problem.
370
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:43,308
I was just talking to Anna...
- Such fun.
371
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,391
Discussing names for your future kids?
372
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,818
No, gay.
She mentioned a Jordy.
373
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,900
Some sort of retard.
- Rainman. Autistic.
374
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,489
Yeah, whatever.
375
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:01,197
He just beat the fucking crap
out of someone.
376
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,489
Real Badr Hari shit.
- So?
377
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,703
Apparently she needs porn for that.
- And?
378
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:11,496
Can you bring her some.
- You do it.
379
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:16,792
I promised I'd drop by,
but I really can't leave now.
380
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,007
Dude, cut the crap.
You were going to dump her.
381
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:24,676
Why does she keep coming back?
And why do I have to play the whiner?
382
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,684
Relationship, bitch.
383
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:42,485
Those cupcakes?
Did you check the stockroom?
384
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,249
Package for Anna.
385
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:57,545
Leave it with me.
- I have to give it to her personally.
386
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,380
Is that right?
387
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,341
Show me your visitor's badge.
388
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:05,098
Visitor's badge?
- Yes, visitor's badge.
389
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,514
A visitor's badge.
- A visitor's badge, yes.
390
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,805
Without one you can't go in.
391
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:14,817
Well, then can I please
get a visitor's badge.
392
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,397
Certainly.
393
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,195
You have to request one in writing.
394
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,858
Fuck, dude, I just have to
give this package to Anna.
395
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,618
What are you going to do about it?
- What about you?
396
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,747
Shine a light in my eyes?
You don't even have a gun.
397
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,249
I thought Jules...
398
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:34,628
Bart, Max is helping me with something.
- That's fine.
399
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:41,051
I really have to go soon, you know.
400
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,634
Jordy grabbed Jeffrey's hair
and dragged him through the room.
401
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,800
When we tried to calm him down
he bit off a piece of Jeffrey's ear.
402
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,718
And swallowed it.
403
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,638
Eventually, they put him in the time-out.
404
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,610
Intense.
405
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,703
No!
406
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,041
LOOK.
407
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,505
Nice, huh?
408
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,257
Why's he wearing a bear suit?
- We're working on a play.
409
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,471
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
410
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,352
It's a big deal around here.
411
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:35,685
Each year we enter the national
contest for the mentally disabled.
412
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,474
Plays and stuff.
413
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,235
They think it's awesome.
So do I.
414
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:43,363
We've been rehearsing all year.
- OK.
415
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,115
Anna...
416
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:48,197
Make sure Rico is on time
for occupational therapy.
417
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,613
I'm taking him there in a minute.
418
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,411
What was that?
- It's Jordy.
419
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,582
He's singing.
420
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,417
Metallica.
421
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,131
OK, don't forget Rico.
- I'll take care of it.
422
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,131
I have to come up with something
to replace that porn.
423
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,160
Are you OK?
424
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,921
Max?
425
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,346
Whaddup bitch? Niggah.
426
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,761
I can't do this anymore.
427
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,056
What?
- What?
428
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:03,193
What did you say?
- Every time I see her, it goes wrong.
429
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,228
I shouldn't see her anymore.
430
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:09,275
Just ignore her.
- Ignore? Good idea.
431
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,159
My parents did that with me.
432
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,490
Do you happen to have
Ass Eaters Unanimous 19?
433
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:20,206
With Sasha Grey.
Where she stink-fingers that guy's ass.
434
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,874
He likes it a lot.
435
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,262
Whaddup bitch?
- Hi.
436
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,233
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
437
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,420
Goddammit.
438
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,832
There's a bunch of movies missing,
dammit.
439
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,380
One moment, please.
440
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,836
Which movies?
- Here.
441
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,300
Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II,
Stink...
442
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,467
That whole bunch.
Haven't you seen them?
443
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,886
No.
- Jesus Christ, someone reserved them.
444
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:22,226
He's picking them up soon, goddammit.
- Who the fuck reserves porn?
445
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:26,235
I don't give a shit. Just find them.
Money is money. Goddammit.
446
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,896
One moment.
447
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,487
Fucking hell.
448
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:48,416
Anna speaking.
- Good afternoon, this is Videocorner.
449
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:52,503
I see that you still have
a number of our videos.
450
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,504
What?
- It concerns...
451
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:59,768
Nazi Sluts, Raping Midgets II,
Stinky Fingers, HIV Spreaders...
452
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:04,181
...Ass to Ass, Rimming Racists,
Dogs on Negro Hos IIII...
453
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,692
...Poop Shooters VII,
This Whore Sees a Doctor...
454
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:12,152
...Drunk Anal Squirters II,
Raw Dawgz, Scissoring Grannies...
455
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,567
...There's a Black Man in My Wife's Ass,
Schindler's Fist...
456
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,955
...and Two In the Pink
and a Group of Boyscouts in the Stink.
457
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,832
Jeffrey? Yuck, that's dirty.
Give them to me.
458
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,163
Licorice.
- It's not.
459
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:28,000
Licorice.
- Look at me. It's not licorice. Come on.
460
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,380
Very good.
461
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,759
Can you return them as soon as possible?
They have been reserved.
462
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,716
Max?
- Today, please, if that's possible.
463
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,549
We're having an outside day
and we're going...
464
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,639
Fine, thank you.
See you soon.
465
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,156
The movies!
- Just leave them there, OK?
466
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,485
Max?
- Thank you.
467
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,781
I can see your knee.
468
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,580
Bye.bye.
469
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,341
Whaddup?
470
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:22,180
Hey, man. Let's hang out tonight.
- I can't.
471
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:25,061
I'm training a new team.
472
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:30,147
I miss you, dude.
- You miss me? Wow. OK.
473
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,858
Did anyone help you unpack
those boxes?
474
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,694
What? When?
- Let's see...
475
00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:40,406
After you moved to the country
of Gaylordia.
476
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,662
Faggot
- Your mother is a faggot.
477
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:43,947
Sure. OK.
478
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,119
Bitch niggah!
479
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,339
Want to have some fun?
480
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,590
Seriously? I said 'fun'.
- Yes.
481
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,474
This is fun to you?
482
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,260
A fair.
483
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,096
How old are you?
484
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,641
Yes! Max!
485
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,272
Fuck!
486
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,069
Thanks, retard.
487
00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:16,984
Max!
488
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,742
Again with that sweater?
You were going to throw it out.
489
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,779
I think about you all day long.
- What?
490
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:27,449
We're going on the bumper cars. See ya.
- Be careful.
491
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,291
I want to drive. Move.
492
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:37,543
Where's the gas pedal?
Ouch!
493
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,177
Jerk!
494
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,723
Don't sit there laughing.
Do something.
495
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,764
It's so great that you don't get involved.
496
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,683
Just walk away
and show who's the most mature.
497
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,103
That's great. You're great.
498
00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:59,489
Go away.
- No, come here. Kisses.
499
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,573
Kisses.
500
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,158
Help.
501
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,578
Hey, sweetie.
502
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,081
Hi, honey.
503
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,589
We're back together.
This is Eefje, a coworker.
504
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,170
Prick!
505
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,178
Whoa. You fucking saved me.
506
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,973
You're talking to me again.
- What'?
507
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:28,351
You're talking to me again.
- Yeah, well...
508
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:31,854
I wasn't feeling well. A bit sick, so...
509
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:37,815
I didn't want you to get sick too.
- Yeah, right. Thanks so much.
510
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,239
Candy cane?
511
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,141
Come on.
- No.
512
00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:02,108
Wimp.
- I don't do that kind of shit.
513
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,647
Why not?
514
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,866
When I was 12
I entered a talent show at school.
515
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,549
He's got a boner.
516
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:35,853
That's why I'll never ever
go in front of an audience again.
517
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,407
Get AIDS!
518
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:16,018
Robin Hood!
519
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,685
Shit.
520
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,605
Jordy, let go.
521
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:41,290
It was awesome last night.
- Yeah.
522
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,796
It was a lot of fun.
523
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,466
I really like you.
524
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,629
That kiss wasn't a good idea, was it?
525
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,472
It was just the moment.
526
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,433
Of course, the moment.
- And...
527
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,315
The situation.
- The situation.
528
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:07,274
It's getting more serious with your brother.
- Yeah, same here.
529
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:13,152
It was a mistake.
- I think so too. A mistake.
530
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:17,743
I mean, we're not really
a perfect match.
531
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,954
And I didn't find your kissing
all that great.
532
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,253
I expected something better.
533
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:26,711
And it didn't smell all that fresh.
534
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:28,090
Foul.
535
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:31,970
Nothing personal or anything,
but I agree.
536
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,881
Clear.
- Yes.
537
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,300
Well, then...
538
00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,594
...I'll see you soon, probably.
539
00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:44,853
Thanks for everything, OK?
- Yes, OK.
540
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,359
Kissed?
541
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,778
The whore.
- Shut up.
542
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,571
She's a ho.
543
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,866
I went too far.
544
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,956
Niggah!
545
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:14,254
Hey, man. We need to talk. I have to...
- Sure, tonight. I'll get some shrooms.
546
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,639
What?
- Shrooms, bitch.
547
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,699
I have to tell you something.
- I'm just going to do it.
548
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:46,915
What?
- Living together with Anna.
549
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:52,466
It's become a relationship, anyway.
550
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,424
So we might as well live together.
551
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:59,511
She makes classic quesadillas.
Shrimp.
552
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,184
I'm going to eat that all the time.
553
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,182
And...
554
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,600
...living together.
555
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:15,523
The baby elephant is cast out
by its family.
556
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,987
The calf doesn't know what to do
when the herd moves on.
557
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:24,408
A cry of despair,
but his call isn't answered.
558
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,579
Hey, be careful, goddammit,
that's a classic.
559
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:37,762
Sorry, I'm taking this one too.
- You're such a faggot.
560
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,389
I paid for it, you know.
561
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,925
You can have the car.
562
00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:44,719
I'm not talking about
that stupid TV or car.
563
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:49,732
I'm talking about our pact, godda...
- Oh, right. That stupid pact.
564
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:54,441
We couldn't stick to it forever.
It had to happen some day. Look...
565
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:59,283
I didn't expect this either,
but it just feels right. I think.
566
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,200
And maybe it's time...
567
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,364
---you grow up too.
568
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,370
Let's do this one together, honey.
569
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,439
Fuck.
570
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:53,166
This is one of the Chinese.
- You're kidding.
571
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,840
Great deduction.
572
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,673
What happened?
- What?
573
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,428
What happened?
574
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:04,557
We're very busy investigating that.
575
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,436
So if you can step behind the tape
like everyone else...
576
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:11,313
Yes but, I work here.
577
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,480
Oh, you work here.
578
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,520
Allow me to congratulate you.
579
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,778
You're unemployed.
- What?
580
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,535
Your boss committed armed robbery here
last night.
581
00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,741
What?
- Poor Chinese family.
582
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,372
Didn't know what was coming.
583
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,330
Did you know they gave
free meals to addicts?
584
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,540
At least they fought back.
585
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,755
Hey...
586
00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,924
...just leave it.
587
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,932
He was bankrupt.
588
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:50,345
Not surprisingly. Who still rents
movies at a video store'?
589
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:54,982
I download them. Why pay for
something you can get for free online?
590
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,358
Right?
591
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:22,342
Could you give these to Jordy, please?
592
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,673
No.
593
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,453
Really?
594
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,034
You too?
595
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,959
She wouldn't mind
getting together with me.
596
00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,620
But she knows I'm married.
597
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,378
And she's not the type
to stir up trouble...
598
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,588
...in a so-so marriage.
599
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,258
That's been a while.
600
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,058
It's good.
601
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:24,568
I don't mind at all
that security isn't allowed guns.
602
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,359
I mean...
603
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,780
...it isn't as if I don't want
to fire a gun some day.
604
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,157
A Glock.
605
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:39,666
Super reliable.
A Magnum .44 Colt Anaconda.
606
00:50:53,092 --> 00:50:54,514
It's for Jordy.
607
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,555
No one has to know.
608
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,605
Jules, register 1.
609
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,816
Jules, register 1, please.
610
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,316
Well...
611
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,239
What do you think?
612
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,154
Hello? Jules?
613
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:14,746
Jules, register 1.
614
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,327
Hey, man.
615
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,454
I'm in love with Anna, man.
616
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,881
Yeah, right.
617
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:33,516
And this is my new fag buddy.
He's got a pretty pink pooper.
618
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,176
Seriously.
619
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:37,891
Sorry, sir, are these shrimp chips
on sale?
620
00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:42,187
I can't help it. I know it's fucked up,
but I think she's...
621
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:45,023
...awesome and hot.
622
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:49,235
We hung out a few times
and I liked here more and more.
623
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,776
I tried to stop it, but...
624
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,407
We kissed.
625
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:59,413
Dude, what the fuck...?
- Motherfucker!
626
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,670
First you're whining like a bitch
when I move in with her.
627
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:06,423
"Our pact, our pact!"
Our fucking pact.
628
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:09,927
And then kissing with my chick.
You filthy...
629
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,931
Fag!
You have no right to speak anyway.
630
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,696
Stop, stop.
631
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:40,119
Stop.
632
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,962
You can't do that shit.
I'm your brother, dude.
633
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,971
I'm your fucking brother.
- Fuck you.
634
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:59,601
You're not even my real brother.
A fucking adoptee. You were bought.
635
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:05,229
Fuck you, faggot!
- Fuck you.
636
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:09,191
Oh God, lmca Marina.
You're still here?
637
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:13,824
What did you think? That peanut
must know about shrimp chips?
638
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:25,536
Oh, shit.
639
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,171
So you told him?
640
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:33,003
You've got the chicken's anus exactly...
641
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,933
What's that stupid dog doing here?
- Well...
642
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,514
Since Jules has moved...
643
00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:45,477
...and we still have to pay
my father the rent...
644
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:47,937
...and I talked to Suus about it...
645
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,024
...we felt... she felt it was a good idea...
- Seriously?
646
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,360
I don't want to bring it up all the time...
647
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,322
...but you pee on it
and I have to sit on it. Get it?
648
00:53:57,484 --> 00:54:01,660
Max, can you make sure
you put the toilet seat up when you pee?
649
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,950
Fuck this shit.
650
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:28,728
Digital? Digital, my ass.
651
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:31,064
There's nothing but static.
652
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:34,981
Is that so? Just take care of it.
Mongoloid bitch.
653
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,232
Hi, dad.
- What happened to you?
654
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:42,655
Thank you for watching Lingo.
An S.
655
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,825
S, T, I, N, K.
656
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,959
It's 'stoma', stupid dick.
657
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:51,543
Stem.
S, T, A...
658
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,332
But...
659
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:57,173
What happened?
Between you.
660
00:54:57,878 --> 00:55:00,722
Did your brother...
Right, of course.
661
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:01,928
Fucking TV.
662
00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,722
God... goddammit.
663
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:54,435
Hi, sweetheart.
664
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,489
Am I as good a kisser as my brother,
or not?
665
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:07,993
Sorry, sweetie.
666
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,498
I understand if you're angry.
667
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:15,289
I'd go nuts if you'd do
something like that.
668
00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,757
If I'd do what?
669
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,965
I wouldn't be able to handle it.
670
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:23,551
No, no, fuck it.
671
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:27,469
I'm not super angry.
I'm not like:
672
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,387
"Whoa, slut.
What the hell are you doing?"
673
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,682
"You're causing me pain."
674
00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:35,897
Hey, he's my brother. That's it.
- I know.
675
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,437
I'm really very sorry.
- Forget it.
676
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:05,427
The vole will stay forever
with the female he lost his virginity to.
677
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,933
Honeybun, what's your password?
678
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:13,105
Password? Why?
- My computer is still in a box.
679
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:18,315
I need to e-mail something.
- I could enter it myself.
680
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:21,526
Why? Don't you trust me?
- Sure I do.
681
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,157
But it's just...
682
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,324
OK, it's: RENE...
683
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,449
...6969.
684
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,910
Thank you.
- OK.
685
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,507
Who is this?
- Who?
686
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,091
Who is this?
- Huh?
687
00:57:48,006 --> 00:57:49,883
That's Sasha Grey.
688
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:53,850
She's a porn star.
It's not her real name.
689
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,891
She's actually called...
- Why do you watch porn?
690
00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:00,523
Why do I watch porn?
691
00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:06,526
Why the fuck are you interrogating me?
- Sorry, I...
692
00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:10,993
I just have to get used
to that living together.
693
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,334
You're right. I'm nagging.
694
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,621
Let's stop talking about it.
- No, let's...
695
00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,381
Seriously?
- I'm going to ride Misty.
696
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:25,294
Have fun riding Misty.
697
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,145
Get lost.
698
00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:47,399
Do you still find me attractive?
- Of course.
699
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,949
I just don't know.
700
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,825
I used to be enough
and now you need that filthy broad...
701
00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,877
...and filthy porn.
702
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,830
I can't do this anymore.
- What are you talking about?
703
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,508
It's over.
704
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,009
What?
705
00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:10,673
Come on out. How much longer
are you staying in there?
706
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:14,389
Just put it down.
I'll get it in a minute.
707
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:25,654
Well, happy birthday, OK?
708
00:59:26,354 --> 00:59:27,947
You and your brother.
709
00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:41,169
I'm in love.
710
00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:42,420
$0?
711
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:48,419
It's Jules chick and I know what you
used to say about relationships.
712
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,883
Yes, never have one.
713
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,469
Nothing but trouble. See?
714
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:03,275
Well, as Rick James used to say:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
715
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,565
Especially in combination
with strippers and so on.
716
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,824
Not as if they were super hot, though.
717
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:15,237
The mood lights they usually
shine on them...
718
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,826
...does those girls a lot of good.
719
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:23,246
It gave me a fright when the work lights
went on at the end of the evening.
720
01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,420
Difficult skin, you know.
Pits all over the place.
721
01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,630
Yeah, so?
- Huh?
722
01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:34,136
Right. Well, despite everything...
723
01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:37,221
...your mother tried
to keep things together.
724
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,387
For you and your brother.
It's because...
725
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:45,560
...I literally never opened the door again
that you didn't see her anymore.
726
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,233
Listen, Max...
727
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,736
...I was just an asshole.
728
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:57,279
Your mother was the nicest woman
in the world.
729
01:00:57,612 --> 01:01:01,492
It's just that it took a few years
before I realized that.
730
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,288
Once she was in the hospital
and I wanted to tell her that...
731
01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:10,084
...she never wanted to see me again.
I was simply much too late.
732
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:23,222
But that Anne or Anna...?
733
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:25,315
Anna.
734
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,274
Is she the one?
735
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,819
Then what are you still doing here
with your dad?
736
01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:36,656
You turned 30 today, goddammit.
737
01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:38,616
Better go and fight for her.
738
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,873
You don't get a second chance that easily.
Look at me.
739
01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:46,253
Even better: talk to your brother first.
740
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:52,301
No, even better: Shave off
that gnome beard first.
741
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:02,685
Happy...
742
01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,820
Shit, honey. This is not... it's not...
743
01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,275
How are you?
744
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,702
Can I go home now?
745
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,372
Anna, wait!
746
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:30,171
She was the last one.
The very last one.
747
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,049
She wasn't the only one?
- Yes.
748
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:34,967
No.
749
01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,967
What the fuck are you doing here?
Get lost, bitch
750
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,852
Anna just dumped me.
Happy now?
751
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:48,766
If you hadn't kissed her,
everything would be fine.
752
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:53,062
Dude, bro's before ho's.
- Bro's before ho's. Just shut up.
753
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,026
Hey! I can see your dick.
754
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,282
Happy birthday.
755
01:03:07,075 --> 01:03:08,452
Same to you, man.
756
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,579
It'll be fine. It will.
757
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:17,010
Are you OK?
- His girlfriend just broke up with him.
758
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,715
And it's our birthday.
759
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:21,681
I'm giving you a free show.
760
01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:30,269
I missed you, man.
- And I you.
761
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,436
I fucked everything up.
With Anna, with you.
762
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:39,233
Anna is fucking incredible,
but relationships aren't my thing.
763
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,618
Maybe she deserves...
764
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:51,290
Maybe she deserves someone...
765
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:53,129
...like...
766
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,257
What?
767
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,090
Thanks.
768
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:03,969
There you go.
769
01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:07,762
Happy birthday!
Big kiss, Mercedes.
770
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:15,811
Happy birthday.
771
01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:28,202
Niggah what!
- How the fuck did you get here?
772
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:30,124
I do not know.
773
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:33,207
I have no idea how I got here.
774
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:36,749
I just came from...
- It's over with Suzanne, bitch.
775
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,794
Fuck that, ho.
Fuck the ho.
776
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:43,217
Really?
- Yeah, man.
777
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,179
Where are you going?
Can I come'?
778
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,260
Enter, Jordy, Jeffrey.
779
01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:50,979
Jordy, Jeffrey?
780
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:53,015
Where are Jordy and Jeffrey?
781
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,108
And Paula?
782
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,572
We'll have a five-minute break.
783
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,903
Hey Anna, I have to tell you something.
784
01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:05,698
Hold on.
785
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,665
Jordy, stop.
786
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,581
Guys, stop.
787
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,217
Say What?
788
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,924
Towerbridge. Classic.
789
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,464
Hi, Anna.
790
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:31,011
What is this?
- Sorry, I meant well.
791
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,646
You did it too.
- "You did it too“?
792
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:36,058
My choice. My responsibility.
793
01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,271
What's going...
794
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,653
Get your stuff.
- This isn't my fault.
795
01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:42,189
Never mind. You're fired.
796
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,359
And the contest?
- You should have thought of that sooner.
797
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,027
You can't do this to them.
- Sure I can.
798
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:50,663
You have five minutes to get your stuff.
End of discussion.
799
01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,417
I just wanted to help.
800
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:58,372
Fuck you and your fucked up family.
801
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,755
You expect me to help you again?
802
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:06,046
With those sexually frustrated
autistic freaks.
803
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,103
Hey, Max.
804
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,310
Sure.
805
01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:19,563
You told her.
You told her, niggah.
806
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:24,739
You told her.
807
01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:36,098
Hey, bitches.
808
01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,304
Wake up.
809
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:56,198
Yo, Bart.
Think we can sneak them out for a day?
810
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:33,947
Step on it.
811
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:45,046
Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow,
but I...
812
01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:48,333
Yes, I know it's short notice, but...
813
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,216
Fuck, fuck!
814
01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:59,390
Ma'am...?
815
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:03,932
Could I enter one more group
for tomorrow, please?
816
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,526
Good.
817
01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:07,810
Thank you.
818
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,397
Sleep well, son.
819
01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,819
Hands on top of the blankets, OK?
- I know.
820
01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:01,285
Where were you guys?
- Going for ice cream.
821
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,575
Ice cream?
- Ice cream.
822
01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:06,661
Ice cream?
- Ice cream, yes.
823
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:09,547
You can't just disappear with them,
darn it.
824
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:14,052
You are completely right,
for the entire 100 percent.
825
01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,175
We can't take them out again tomorrow.
826
01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:22,848
Shit.
827
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,974
Know that movie
Escape from Alcatraz?
828
01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,236
Do I know it? It's my favorite movie.
With Whoopi Goldberg.
829
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,113
No, with Clint Eastwood.
830
01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:36,070
Clint Eastwood!
831
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:44,040
René, are you OK?
- Yeah.
832
01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:47,748
I jumped off the balcony.
- That's pretty high, dude.
833
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:52,882
Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe.
- One storey, you know.
834
01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:59,430
In that movie these guys
escape from prison.
835
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:02,593
The Alcatraz guys don't find out
until it's too late.
836
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,526
Jordy, wake up.
837
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,235
Jordy?
838
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:39,595
Bart, is it going to work out?
- We'll be fine.
839
01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:43,057
Let's go, bitch.
- Yeah.
840
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:51,850
Why the fuck are you driving,
you drunk faggot?
841
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:55,611
I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot.
842
01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:59,073
Does one of you know
where they went?
843
01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:01,943
Jeffrey was talking...
- Yes, hello?
844
01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:04,032
Good morning.
- Police?
845
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,551
Great job with the parking.
846
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,769
The Dandelion?
- Yes.
847
01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,145
Thank God.
848
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,979
Hey, Duo Penotti.
849
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,737
Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you again.
850
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:43,740
Where do you know her from?
- She wrote that card with her pussy.
851
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,039
What are you doing here?
- I help here every year.
852
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,824
Snow White is my brother.
853
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,212
What are we doing here?
- Just sit down. It's a surprise.
854
01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,971
Dudes, hurry. We only have...
855
01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:09,931
René?
856
01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,682
What the fuck?
857
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,396
You can't do this shit.
858
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,483
Autistic.
859
01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:49,721
Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen.
860
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:54,264
It's time for the final performance
of this beautiful afternoon.
861
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,434
Here are the boys and girls
from the Dandelion.
862
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,147
Give them a big hand.
863
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:22,963
Hey, drifter.
Get the hell out of our village.
864
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,800
I'm looking for something to eat.
- Get lost.
865
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,341
We don't need your kind here.
866
01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:11,386
Oh, no. He's dead.
867
01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,266
Over there.
868
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:19,519
Shit.
869
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:22,105
What's going on?
870
01:15:22,268 --> 01:15:24,817
Hey, come on, man! Goddam...
871
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:30,531
Hey, come on!
Goddammit, filthy pig.
872
01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,070
Sir, stay where you are.
873
01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:44,377
Hello son, you have to stop
killing police officers.
874
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,919
They drew first blood,
not me.
875
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:49,844
Sure.
876
01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:55,347
Put it down.
877
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,855
Don't panic, people.
I'm security.
878
01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:04,769
And let him go.
879
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,622
Whisky.
880
01:16:23,788 --> 01:16:24,880
Anna.
881
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,467
Max.
882
01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,344
Sure.
883
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,683
Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
884
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:26,149
It will probably sound gay, but...
885
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,987
Dear Anna, first off
I want to say sorry.
886
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,240
For the porn DVDs and everything.
887
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:38,997
Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you.
888
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:43,580
Anna, wait.
889
01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:51,627
I get that you're angry, but at me.
Don't be angry at him.
890
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:57,890
I'm not made for that relationship shit
with only one chick forever.
891
01:17:58,132 --> 01:18:01,181
I'm not made for romantic dates.
892
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:05,393
I'm not a buddy for life
you can share everything with.
893
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,059
I don't consider you in bed.
894
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:13,239
I'm not made for eternal faithfulness
and growing old together.
895
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:17,493
I'm not that kind of dude.
But he...
896
01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:19,953
...he is.
897
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:28,916
Anna, I mean...
898
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:32,166
...I want...
- What did you think?
899
01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,758
That you could use them
to get me here?
900
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,429
Those sexually frustrated
autistic freaks?
901
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:52,483
Walther P5, motherfuckers!
902
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,325
Fuck the police.
Fuck the police.
903
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,536
I was born in jail,
you don't know me.
904
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,626
I love open relationships.
905
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,421
Good.
906
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,725
You're under arrest
for suspected kidnapping.
907
01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,649
Oh, sorry.
908
01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:33,606
Are you OK?
909
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,234
Oh man, I shot your leg.
910
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,694
Fuck!
911
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:43,116
6 WEEKS LATER
912
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:05,268
Yeah, niggahs.
We did our time.
913
01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:07,520
Thuglife.
914
01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:10,643
Now what?
915
01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:16,191
Shit, out of juice.
- Mine too.
916
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:22,448
Sorry, may we use your phone?
917
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,494
Max!
918
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:30,876
Max!
919
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,295
Hey, Jordy. Everything OK?
920
01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,379
Bro's before ho's.
921
01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:45,052
Sure.
922
01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:07,701
Those dudes did nothing
but talk about you.
923
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:16,254
I thought you should hear this from me...
924
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:20,881
While you were in prison
I fell in love.
925
01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,549
With Rick.
926
01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,433
Rick?
- Rick Brandsteder.
927
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:33,518
The son of that turd licker?
928
01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:40,528
Of course not.
- Fucking bitch.
929
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:11,053
Who do you think you're fucking with?
Say hello to the friend.
930
01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:14,973
Jordy, it's: Say hello to my little friend.
931
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,895
Stay hello with the little friend,
Tony Montana!
932
01:22:22,020 --> 01:22:23,272
Perfect.
933
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,656
Sure.
934
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:29,699
Who'd have thought that would work.
All that movie violence.
935
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:42,462
Shit, go. They'll be right here.
936
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,890
Ladies, could you start the show?
937
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:10,236
Shit, man. Fucking 30.
The beginning of the end.
938
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,622
I'll probably be a yes-nodding
stay-at-home dad in a few years.
939
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:14,997
Cheers.
940
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:19,583
I'll have two kids, a mini van
and a gay-looking Golden Retriever.
941
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:23,466
But fuck it.
With Anna, I don't give a shit.
942
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,356
Hold me tight
943
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:51,903
gently put my head
on your shoulder.
944
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,326
Hold me tight
945
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:58,584
and softly caress my hair
946
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,420
hold me tight
947
01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:07,802
sometimes it all gets a bit too much
948
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,837
then all I want
949
01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:14,759
is your gentle touch.
950
01:24:23,684 --> 01:24:26,984
René, do you want to marry me?
951
01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:29,907
Yes.
952
01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:54,423
Suppose you have to choose:
953
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:57,594
Those mud flaps of Suzanne's
in your face, or...
954
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,262
The horse.
- Me too.
955
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:07,027
The path of the righteous man
is beset on all sides...
956
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,483
...by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
957
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,504
Jaws. Yay.
958
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:31,335
Sure.
959
01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:52,982
Blessed is he who in the name
of charity and good will...
960
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,695
...shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness.
961
01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,701
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children.
962
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,362
And fight.
963
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:18,217
Adrian!
- Rocky.
964
01:26:18,382 --> 01:26:23,104
They may take our lives,
but they'll never take our freedom!
965
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:40,117
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger...
966
01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:42,531
...those who try to poison
and destroy my brothers.
967
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:05,521
This one is for Gradje cunt!
968
01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:12,352
No one touches Maaskantje.
969
01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:18,609
Fucking retard!
970
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,368
This big an explosion.
971
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:23,997
OK, put your mouth on the curb.
972
01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:25,908
Put your mouth on the curb.
973
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,837
OK and now say good night.
974
01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:41,715
And you will know my name is the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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