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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad
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who poisoned all those copper
barons, and it's barely 8:00.
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Lucky thing I made
an 8:15 reservation right here.
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Why, this is the restaurant
where you proposed.
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Oh, you did remember
our anniversary.
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Well, look who else remembered.
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Aster.
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And he's carrying
the Sapphire of Ceylon.
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Oh, Mick,
you think of everything.
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- Ooh.
- Mmm.
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- Aster!
- Oh, let him go.
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He can wear it with the diamond
brooch he buried last week.
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- Well, I'll drink to that.
- Darling,
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you drink to everything.
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Mmm.
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Oh, when I get married,
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I hope I have the breezy
elegance of Mick and Moira.
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Oh, I'm sure you'll have
what your father and I have.
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Yep, ten years,
but we still got that magic.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Mmm. Ooh, change the channel.
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Love It or Lift It is on.
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They're going to unwrap
Steven's new face tonight.
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Ew, it's covered in Dad cheese.
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I'm going to bed.
I'll leave you to your magic.
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Ew.
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Bart, I'm worried
about Mom and Dad.
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The mushroom spores
are replicating.
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Torch the fungus.
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Lis, I'm holding the ammo
for the whole team.
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Bart, I need a reload.
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- - Ow! Why do I feel that?
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Mom and Dad have
completely given up.
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Their relationship
has no spark or romance.
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You got me out of my game
for girl words?
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They're nothing like
the couples in movies
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or prescription drug
commercials.
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They don't dance on beaches
or hang glide,
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They just watch TV
and DustBust burp dust.
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They just watch TV
and DustBust burp dust.
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I don't know, this sounds
like another Lisa thing
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- that's not actually a thing.
- Come with me.
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What are our lovely parents
up to this fine Sunday?
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Champagne brunch?
Historic walking tour?
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Or is Mom crawling around
on homemade kneepads?
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Good news. The only ants
I'm finding are already dead.
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Leave the corpses.
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It'll send a message
to the colony.
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You might be wondering,
"Why does Dad
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have a trash can
bungeed to his waist?"
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Answer: to catch
his taco droppings.
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Homer, if there's room
in your taco trough,
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I've got a present from Maggie.
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Hip hop.
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- Up top.
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Nice throw.
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Nice catch.
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Okay, it's disturbing,
but that's why,
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when it comes to parents,
my policy is:
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- "don't look, don't care."
- You should care.
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You're gonna live with these two
well into your adult years.
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Do you want your future dates
to be greeted
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by Captain and Mrs. Underpants?
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Hey, baby, you look great.
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- We got to go.
Bart,
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introduce us.
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We want to see her.
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I hope you have
what we have someday.
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Couch love. Couch love.
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We got to do an intervention.
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Mom, Dad, we need to talk.
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Not during 21 Days in a Swamp.
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They're about to reveal who
they found inside the alligator.
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Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody.
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First of all,
this is a safe space.
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We love you.
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But no child should have to see
their parent wear a wastebasket.
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- It's...
- All you loads do is sit on
the couch and watch crappy TV.
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We watch educational shows
that teach real-world skills,
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like hauling crab
out of the Bering Sea.
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Do you kids know
how to pull a gaff hook
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out of a crabber's forearm?
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They know nothing
of the sort, Marge.
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You've gotten into a rut.
Look at this room.
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Two people, and yet there's,
like, six throw blankets.
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There's nine.
Each one serves a vital purpose.
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And I think it's sweet
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that we're so at ease
with one another.
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There's so much
you're missing out on.
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Entertaining, travel,
standing upright.
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You won the school raffle
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for a week at
The Saffron Togetherness Center.
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But this voucher has sat
on the fridge for a year.
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Ugh, that thing. We were hoping
to win the kettle corn kettle.
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But this place sounds perfect.
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A tranquil setting
that blissifies coupleosity
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by removing the distractions
of technology and entertainment.
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The Saffron Center
sounds so romantic.
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It's at the top
of Honeymoon Mountain.
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Unless you saggy-bottomed
couch monsters
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have given up on romance.
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What? I love romance.
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Romance is like my oxygen.
But your mom doesn't want to go.
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Oh. Do you want to go?
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Of course I do.
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Unless you're not into romance,
no judgment.
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I love romance.
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- So, we're going.
- Great.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- It is great.
- Yep.
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So great.
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Hmm, no phones or televisionfor the whole week,
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and the menu is keto-based.
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Are you trying to pronounce
"Cheeto-based"?
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- No.
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Deep down, I knew
you probably weren't.
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There's a group meditation
on Saturday with Sharice.
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- What time's it start?
- Sunrise.
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We won't be seeing Sharice.
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There's silent sweat lodge yoga.
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Oh, that's also at sunrise.
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Hmm, "sunrise,"
"sunrise," "sunrise."
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Ooh, there's a sunset hike.
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Nope, that starts at sunrise.
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Hmm.
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- This place sucks.
- Sucks so hard.
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I only wanted to go
because you did.
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I never want to go anywhere!
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Then turn around, baby.
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- We're going home.
- Already turning.
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- Homer!
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- Turn into the skid.
- I am!
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Th-Then turn out of the skid.
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What does the skid want?
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- Uh, are you okay?
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Yes. Yes, I-I think so.
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D'oh!
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- Rocks!
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We have to jump now!
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Homer!
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Okay, I can pound that dent out.
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I'll call AAA.
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This seems like a good time
to join.
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Okay, no phone, no car.
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But we made it out of the water
and we're safe.
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Homer, listen to me.
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We are not safe.
We are in a dire situation.
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We're soaking wet
and it's very cold.
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We have to fix that now.
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We have to make a fire.
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On our survival shows,
they all use a bow drill.
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- Find a sapling.
- Or we could do this.
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That's amazing!
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Where did you learn that?
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Remember all those recall
letters that said our phone
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- would swell up and explode?
- But you exchanged that phone.
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Nope. I said I did.
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Okay, fine, fine.
But we have a fire.
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Now get those wet clothes off.
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In front of the fauna?
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Just do it!
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Almost dry.
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Okay, next step: figure out
the way back to the road.
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Help me up that tree.
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- No...
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- No, Homer, no.
- I got you.
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- Where'd you go?
- Not that way.
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- Up or down?
- I'm not up!
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- Can't breathe!
- Turn me around.
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And watch my thingy!
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Ooch. Ooh. Rough bark.
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Homer, don't look up.
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Ow! Ow...
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Dang, my thingy again.
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Okay, if you see
more than one road,
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we should walk to the one
with a sit-down restaurant,
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because I could really go
for a booth.
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Oh, no.
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All I see are trees.
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Nothing but trees.
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So... we're lost?
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Wait! I see something!
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Something bright red!
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And it's close by!
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Ooh. Ow.
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- What'd you see? What is it?
- I don't know.
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But it looks man-made.
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And right now,
it's our only hope.
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Are the clothes dry?
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Almost dry.
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No, no, no!
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This is worse than
Nude and Screwed season six
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when Jerry got airlifted out
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because howler monkeys bit
his pixilated area!
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Homie, I know this looks bad.
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We don't have clothes or fire
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or shelter or food
or hope of rescue
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- or...
- I know what we don't have!
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But we have the red thing!
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And it's all we have!
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Now, run!
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Maybe it's a fire truck.
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Ow! Or a double-decker bus.
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Owie! Or a Twizzler factory.
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Ow! Ooh, that went in me.
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A bathtub?
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A sexy bathtub?
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Hmm.
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"Since 1943,
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"Honeymoon Mountain has been
a mecca of matrimonial merriment
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where newlyweds do that voodoo
you do after saying 'I do.'"
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A cigarette machine!
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Yes! A matchbook!
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We have something
to jot phone numbers on!
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- Oh... ah...
- Oh... ah...
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Oh, I can feel
my front stuff again.
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We can turn these abandoned
snuggle shacks into shelter.
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And warm clothes.
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What the heck is that?
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I think it's
a champagne glass Jacuzzi.
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We might just be saved.
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Bless you,
old-time honeymoon horndogs.
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♪ Why don't we take a little piece of summer sky ♪
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♪ Hang it on a tree ♪
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♪ For that's the way to start to make a pretty world ♪
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♪ For you and for me ♪
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♪ And for the sun we'll find a lemon bright balloon ♪
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♪ You can hold the string... ♪
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It might be
the melting fiberglass talking,
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but I think we'll be okay
until they come and rescue us.
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Oh, my God.
No one will know
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we never made it
to the Saffron Center
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because of their
stupid no-phone policy.
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I hope their
rooftop tantric pavilion
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falls into their
Zen meditation garden.
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No one's looking for us.
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They don't even know
we're missing.
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Well,
on Helicopter Hiker Hunters,
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they always say:
"If you're lost, stay put,
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at least until the snow melts."
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That could be tomorrow
or a month from now.
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Oh, we've
just got to survive here
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until they notice we're gone.
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Luckily, we have
a warm shelter, water...
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And love.
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That's sweet.
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No, that's the name
of this old massage oil.
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Hmm...
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Tomorrow we'll find food.
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I'll throw another TV
on the fire.
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Oh, no berries, no nuts,
our traps are all empty...
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Oh, I thought I knew
what hunger was,
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but now I know that was
just not being full.
255
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:27,653
Last week there was Cheerios
powder at the bottom of the bag,
256
00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:29,914
and I just threw it out.
257
00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,916
That powder sounds so good.
258
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,734
Tell me
about the powder again...
259
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,587
slowly.
260
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,834
Don't just complain--
offer solutions!
261
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:47,307
Oh, great, now they're
talking to each other.
262
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,159
- This has to work.
- Yeah.
263
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:53,271
Fish are way stupider
than rabbits or nuts.
264
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,507
You stupid fish!
265
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,953
Why don't you bite
my bait-less hook?!
266
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,271
Oh, be careful.
267
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:12,682
You'll get your shag pants wet.
268
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,517
I didn't used to wear carpeting!
269
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,610
I used to wear pants!
270
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:19,372
Made out of pants! Oh!
271
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,115
Homer!
272
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,543
Homer! Homer,
get out of those wet clothes
273
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:25,211
and get to the fire.
274
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:26,954
Grab it! Grab it!
275
00:13:27,048 --> 00:13:28,197
Don't let it get away!
276
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,900
Oh! I've got fishnet stockings.
277
00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,202
Oh, no! They're crotchless!
278
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,813
Get him! Get him!
279
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,556
Get him! Oh! Oh, no!
280
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,557
Don't let it go!
281
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,654
We got it!
282
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,139
Oh, thank you!
283
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:49,402
Thank you, you beautiful fish,
thank you.
284
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,146
Group hug!
285
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,683
Oh, oh, this is the best meal
of my life.
286
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,409
Mmm...
287
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:18,431
Oh, God. This is what I want
to eat for every birthday now.
288
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,024
Mmm.
289
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,026
Ah...
290
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,586
We're gonna be okay.
291
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,756
It's amazing how
the world seems brighter
292
00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:28,867
with a little food
in your belly.
293
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,851
Yeah, you got that right.
294
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,945
- I miss the kids!
- Oh.
295
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,373
What if we never see them again?
296
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,783
Oh, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey.
297
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,360
We're gonna get back home,
298
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,862
and you're gonna smother them
with so much love,
299
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,608
they'll never become
functioning adults.
300
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:46,959
You promise?
301
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,702
I promise.
302
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,722
Come on, dance with me.
303
00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:56,953
♪ I know together we can make a pretty world ♪
304
00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,713
♪ For me and for you... ♪
305
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,625
What was that?
306
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,068
Probably just the wind.
307
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,941
Don't worry, don't worry.
308
00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:12,301
- The clamshell will hold.
309
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,138
I think there's a hungry
predator out there.
310
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,231
Oh. Good thing we're in here.
311
00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:19,250
It's coming in.
312
00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:24,330
- It's gone.
- What was that?
313
00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:26,740
Wolverine!
314
00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:35,825
Where is it?
315
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,614
Oh, my God, a wolverine!
316
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:50,949
Just like the one that killed...
317
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,359
- The Wolverine Whisperer.
- We need a weapon.
318
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,286
Wh-What are you doing?
319
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:56,937
I'm gonna lead it away.
You stay here.
320
00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:58,456
Homer, no!
321
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:08,541
Hey, you!
Come and get the fat man!
322
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:15,974
Oh, Homie.
323
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,535
Ha! You've been outsmarted
by man:
324
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,053
King of Nature!
325
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,039
Destroyer of our planet!
326
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,983
Inventor of Earth Day!
327
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,210
Wait, what are you doing?
328
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,045
Hey, no fair. Cut that out.
329
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:40,056
Hey, you don't want to eat me.
I'm stringy.
330
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:42,058
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm marbled.
331
00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:43,909
I'm human Wagyu!
332
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,320
Leave him alone!
333
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,673
Uh... please?
334
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,263
Marge...!
335
00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:07,358
Run! Run!
I can't hold him much longer!
336
00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:09,843
Hip hop!
337
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,696
Up top!
338
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,108
Run, Marge, run!
339
00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:18,761
Marge, run!
Marge, run! Marge...
340
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,279
Homer.
341
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,706
It's...
342
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,207
it's dead.
343
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,601
Marge!
Oh, oh, are you hurt?
344
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,878
I'm fine.
345
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:28,621
No, no. No, you're not.
346
00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:29,789
Where's your shoe?
347
00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:34,794
Hmm.
348
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,462
Oh...
349
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:37,871
Hmm?
350
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,391
Oh, Marge.
351
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,811
Ooh!
352
00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,815
Did I surprise you?
353
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,242
With that sexy wilderness musk,
354
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,836
you're not sneaking up
on anyone.
355
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:03,472
Mmm!
356
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,899
I'll go forage some more moss
for our love nest.
357
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:09,979
And later, I'll crotch milady
a fish for dinner.
358
00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,982
Oh, sounds perfect.
359
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,470
- Hmm?
360
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,231
Hey! Over here!
361
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,757
Come back!
362
00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:32,001
Stop...!
363
00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:33,669
Aw, damn it.
364
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,095
What happened? What is it?
365
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,689
Oh, I screwed up.
366
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,691
There was a park ranger
right there.
367
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,267
I should've yelled right away,
368
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,845
but I looked at you
and our little house, and...
369
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,455
and it... it was too late.
370
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:45,772
I'm so sorry.
371
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:46,958
I'm so stupid!
372
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:48,868
Homie, Homie, Homie, I get it.
373
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,703
But we've got
to get out of here.
374
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,204
Look-- we can follow the tracks.
375
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,632
There has to be
a ranger station nearby.
376
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,360
Okay, we'll pack up some water,
wolverine jerky...
377
00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:59,879
- And precious memories.
- Aw.
378
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,806
No, that's the name
of this love jelly
379
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,225
I've been using
as bug repellent.
380
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,645
Say goodbye to the love shack.
381
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:08,962
Aw.
382
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,690
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:14,360
♪
384
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,558
♪
385
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,834
Hmm?
386
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,020
Bugs!
387
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,065
They're in my nose! Ugh!
388
00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:58,587
We did it! There it is!
389
00:19:59,848 --> 00:20:01,590
Homer, wait. Wait.
390
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:03,743
Just one more moment.
391
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,048
From now on, I'm gonna try
to be more romantic,
392
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:19,275
like the kids said.
393
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:21,719
Don't change anything, Homer.
394
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,263
Don't change anything.
395
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,967
I guess we could walk slowly.
396
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,394
We always do.
397
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:34,190
♪
398
00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,810
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402
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,064
Sure you don't want to go inside
where it's warm?
403
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,668
No. It's time
for my favorite show.
404
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,562
- Hmm?
405
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:29,245
Mm...
406
00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:31,622
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