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We're about to have dinner.
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Don't ruin your appetite.
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It's called pre-gaming.
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Who wants to go to heaven?
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Eventually or now?
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I'm doing a fundraiser for Afghanistan.
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It is a spin-a-thon.
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We ride stationary bikes,
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and the longer we go,
the more money we raise.
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Oh, cool. How'd you
get hooked up with that?
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Ariana invited me.
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Oh.
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Is this going to be
a bicycle built for two?
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Don't be dirty, Lizzie.
You're better than that.
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So...
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you think you still got a shot with her?
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This is purely about the people in need.
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If I ride the most miles
and raise the most money,
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and Ariana thinks I'm a hero,
that can't be helped.
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Can I do it, too?
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Absolutely. And if you find yourself
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admiring my endurance loud
enough that she can hear you,
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that also can't be helped.
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Are you sure you can do it?
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I've never even seen
you ride a bike before.
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So? I've never seen
you brush your teeth.
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I do, all the time.
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And of course I can ride a bike, Hazel.
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I learned when I was six.
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Yeah? I learned when I was three.
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- No, you didn't.
- Ask Freddy. He taught me.
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Freddy taught you how to ride a bike?
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Yeah.
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Dude, you okay?
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What? Yeah, I'm fine.
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Bring it down an octave and try again.
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Wow. That's a lot of gear.
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There a zombie uprising
no one told me about?
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I'm taking Hazel hunting.
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Oh, fun.
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I loved doing all that
stuff with you and Liz.
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Wanted to pack in all the memories
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before you two grew up
and moved away.
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Ah, what a dope.
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I can't stand thinking
about all the stuff
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I missed with Hazel when I was deployed.
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Is this because Freddy
taught her how to ride a bike?
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- Where'd you hear about that?
- Your sister's a blabbermouth.
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Well, I'm fixing it now.
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Hazel and I are coming
home with a truck full
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of cold deer and warm memories.
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- Hey, Dad.
- There she is.
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- Hey, Dugans.
- Hey, Freddy.
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What's all this?
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I'm taking Hazel bow-hunting.
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No way!
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That's the first I'm hearing about it.
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- Sorry. Do I need your permission?
- No.
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Good. But do I have your permission?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Have fun, Hazel.
- Thanks, Mom.
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Go hit the head. We got a long drive.
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Yes, sir.
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Just be safe, okay?
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- Oh, I always am.
- Yeah, right.
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Do remember when you took
me fishing with dynamite?
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Nobody got hurt,
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except all the fish.
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You murdered fish with explosives?
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Oh, calm down, Freddy.
It just stuns 'em.
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Makes it easier to scoop
'em up and then murder 'em.
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Stop.
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What's the matter?
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She is so beautiful, I need a moment.
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You are a hopeless romantic.
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Hopeful. The word is "hopeful."
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You made it!
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You invite and I don't come? Impossible.
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- You remember Lizzie?
- Of course.
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I really appreciate you being here.
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Oh, it's a great cause.
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And nice to know I'm still cute enough
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to get money from strangers.
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What an impressive number of pledges.
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Almost as many as me.
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Well, you're still cute enough
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to get money from strangers, too.
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Hmm.
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She called you cute.
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I am cute.
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- Ari?!
- Dirk?!
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Thank you so much for doing this.
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Ah, anything for you.
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Hey, Al and Lizzie, meet
Dirk, my spin teacher.
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What's to teach? It's just pedaling.
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I'm also a personal trainer.
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If you ever want a one-on-one,
you give me a call.
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You have a great frame. I could
get you shredded or jacked.
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We can go either way.
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Thank you, but I am fine
jacking my own frame.
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Hey, boyfriend.
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Come on in, girlfriend.
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Hear that?
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I don't hear anything.
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- I got the house to myself.
- So?
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So, I got the house to myself.
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I don't think this
has happened in years.
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Well, what are we doing
standing around talking?
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Should we go to your room?
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Well, we'll get there.
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Right now, we got
a fire in the fireplace,
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Al Green on the turntable,
and that chair fully reclines.
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Well, then, shall I
say, let's get it on?
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That's Marvin Gaye, but
I'll-I'll let it slide.
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Dad, Dad, what's that over there?
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I think it's a rock.
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- I'm gonna shoot it.
- No.
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Don't.
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Why?
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You have to know what it is.
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You just said it was a rock.
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Just be patient.
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Think about those
delicious Bambi burgers
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we're gonna be eating
for the next six months.
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Maybe let's not name the animals.
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You know, this one time,
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Grampy and I were sitting
in a tree like this.
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He let out a giant fart.
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Turns out there were, like,
20 deer right below us,
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and they ran off like it
was the end of the world.
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Grampy told me that story,
but he said youfarted.
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The point is, it was a good day.
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What's the best day you've ever had?
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Oh, that's easy.
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The day you were born.
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- You got to say that.
- It's true.
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And it's gonna stay true until
the Browns win the Super Bowl.
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Keep waiting.
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Is that a rabbit?
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Yes, it is. Bugs Bunny at three o'clock.
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Dad, we talked about naming them.
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Good. Find your anchor points.
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Hover the pin.
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Let that shot surprise you.
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It's okay. Whenever you're
ready. There's no rush.
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I mean, we do have a clean shot.
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That's the first animal
we've seen in four hours.
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- I can't.
- No, sure you can.
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Take a deep breath,
and aim for that heart.
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- But he's so cute.
- Uh, I...
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I know, baby, but this is food.
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Everyone who eats meat ought
to know where it comes from.
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Okay, I will if I have to.
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Well, you don't have to do anything.
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But if you're gonna be a Marine,
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you might have to shoot something.
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- Not animals.
- Yeah, animals.
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You got to catch and kill a
rabbit in survival training.
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- What? Why?
- For food.
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Their eyeballs are
packed with nutrients.
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Like giant vitamins
that pop in your mouth.
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Well, can't I just take real vitamins?
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They sell 'em everywhere.
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- So, Dirk?
- Yeah.
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How long have you known Ariana?
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A while.
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Oh, only a while. Huh.
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So, you haven't met the family?
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I have now. You're her brother, right?
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No, no. Actually,
we were a kind of a thing.
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Huh, she's never mentioned you.
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Well, she's never mentioned you, either.
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Ariana Jaan, I saved you a bike.
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You don't mind, do you?
Thank you, sir. Okay, bye.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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All right, everybody,
clip in and let's go.
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Help me.
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There's a thing on the bottom
of your shoe that you snap into.
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- Got it.
- Thank you so much for helping me, Al.
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Oh, Lizzie, I am all about the helping.
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That was fantastic.
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It was.
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You ready to go again?
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- You kidding?
- Yeah, of course, I'm kidding.
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You could turn around the USS Nimitz
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faster than I could go again.
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Ah. What do we do now?
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Up to you.
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I already got what I wanted.
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Well, I can make us a snack.
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Which is best followed by a nap.
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You're invited to both.
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What do you do for fun
when the kids aren't around?
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I just told you... Nap and eat.
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Come on.
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Well, there is something.
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It's kind of my thing.
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Well, maybe it could be our thing.
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Well, technically, it's illegal,
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but I do it for the good of the city.
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Are you Batman?
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Batman?
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Kind of.
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I'm really sorry.
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It's no big deal.
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I let you down.
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No. No, this is on me.
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We started too cute.
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We should've gone down to
the water and shot some ducks.
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I don't want to shoot a duck.
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Okay. It'll be faster
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if you just tell me
what you do want to shoot.
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I don't want to shoot anything!
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- That's okay.
- No, it's not.
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How am I gonna be a Marine?
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You're young. You'll feel
different when you're older.
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What if I can't eat a rabbit's eyeball?
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It's not bad. It's like
a little grape full of blood.
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I told everyone I know
I'm gonna be a Marine.
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I'm gonna let down you
and Grampy and my country.
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And the Constitution.
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So... maybe you'll do something else.
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Like what? I haven't been
paying attention in school
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since we did shapes.
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Ask me the capital of
anywhere, I have no idea!
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Keep it up!
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Breathe it! Breathe it!
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This is great.
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It's nice to be on a bicycle
without being distracted
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by beautiful scenery
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or the cool wind in your face.
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Are you crying?
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I have a leg cramp.
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It hurts so bad!
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Okay, ten minute break.
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Oh... already?
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Ah.
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Oh, man.
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I am so tight.
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Ah, let me help you with that.
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Thanks.
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Ooh, you must be a Boy Scout,
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because you have so many knots.
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Where is the joke?
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Tell me where the joke is.
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What are we trying to find?
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Wrongs that need righting.
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Fine.
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Don't tell me.
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Promise you won't laugh?
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No.
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Graffiti.
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I paint over graffiti.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's a serious problem.
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I mean, when someone gets
robbed, there's one victim.
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With graffiti... the
whole community suffers.
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It really burns my biscuits.
261
00:11:19,185 --> 00:11:20,970
When did this start?
262
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,659
Ah, it's a long story.
263
00:11:22,664 --> 00:11:23,987
Tell me.
264
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,973
Well, my wife was a realtor.
265
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,550
She studied hard, got her license.
266
00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:33,933
It was a proud day when
she got her first bus bench.
267
00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:36,268
And a week later...
268
00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:39,292
I can't even tell ya
what they did to her picture.
269
00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:41,800
Cops said, "Let it go," but...
270
00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:43,441
I couldn't.
271
00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,316
That's surprisingly sexy.
272
00:11:49,321 --> 00:11:51,433
Not now, Lois, we got a job to do.
273
00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:00,984
You know, I didn't
even want to be a Marine
274
00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,860
when I was your age.
275
00:12:03,094 --> 00:12:05,386
I was gonna be a stuntman.
276
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,264
I was really good at jumping off roofs.
277
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,917
Once I jumped off the gym
and landed on the principal.
278
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:14,284
Broke her collarbone.
279
00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:17,800
Stop trying to make me feel better.
280
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,191
Sorry.
281
00:12:22,296 --> 00:12:25,125
I just wanted us to do
something cool together.
282
00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:28,355
Don't worry about it.
283
00:12:39,887 --> 00:12:41,889
I'm gonna teach you how to drive a car.
284
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,448
Now we're talking!
285
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,453
Great work everybody! Let's hear it!
286
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:53,242
I thought everyone was gonna do it.
287
00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:56,378
Keep going! Keep going!
288
00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:58,719
You, maybe stop. You don't look so hot.
289
00:12:58,724 --> 00:12:59,860
- What?
- No shame.
290
00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:01,899
Let's give this guy a round of applause.
291
00:13:02,153 --> 00:13:04,068
No, no... don't applaud.
292
00:13:04,073 --> 00:13:06,563
You can applaud at the end when I win.
293
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,602
Awalmir, this isn't a contest.
294
00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:09,695
You did great.
295
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,844
And I am not done.
296
00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:12,689
I love this little guy.
He's got so much heart.
297
00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:14,571
We are literally the same size.
298
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,047
Let's crank it up!
299
00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,114
Oh, now we're screaming?
300
00:13:21,475 --> 00:13:23,899
Okay, hands at ten and two.
301
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:26,268
Keep your eyes on the road.
302
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,752
Easy on the brake.
303
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,133
Easy on the gas.
304
00:13:30,189 --> 00:13:31,712
Wow.
305
00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:32,946
Impressive.
306
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:36,266
I guess all those years of
Mario Kart really paid off.
307
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,185
And Grand Theft Auto.
308
00:13:38,659 --> 00:13:40,289
Okay, now turn the wheel
309
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:41,641
sort of back and forth.
310
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,789
- Why?
- Fun.
311
00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:51,795
This is great!
312
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,571
You'll never forget the day
313
00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:55,274
your dad taught you how to drive.
314
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:03,578
Should I speed up?
315
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,407
Son of a gun.
316
00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:12,632
This is what I get for
taking a weekend off.
317
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,344
What's "Fishstick?"
318
00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:16,696
It's a who.
319
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:19,563
Okay, who's Fishstick?
320
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,048
My nemesis.
321
00:14:21,053 --> 00:14:23,229
Been scrawling his
dumb name all over town.
322
00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:26,645
So, what, you drive around
at night, painting over it?
323
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,174
Somebody's got to.
324
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:30,542
Do they?
325
00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:32,813
Okay, here's the deal.
326
00:14:32,818 --> 00:14:35,212
The city works with
three garbage contractors.
327
00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:36,392
Each one uses
328
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,305
a different color green
on their dumpsters.
329
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,399
You got your fern, your forest...
330
00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:43,015
and your light fern, but don't worry.
331
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,744
I got all three.
332
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:46,505
Wasn't worried.
333
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,685
Well, you should be.
334
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,431
If you don't match the color,
335
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,344
you're no better than Fishstick.
336
00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:59,149
Okay, let me do the talking.
337
00:15:02,144 --> 00:15:04,276
What seems to be the problem, Officer?
338
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,883
License and registration.
339
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,477
I have a library card.
340
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:11,977
Okay, what's going on here?
341
00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:14,110
I'm just teaching her to drive.
342
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:16,258
It's a long story... We
had a bad day hunting.
343
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,787
So you just thought you'd
kill something out here?
344
00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:21,805
Look, man, can you cut me a break?
345
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,246
It's not like we're on the road.
346
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:25,185
How old is she?
347
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,961
How old do you think I am?
348
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:30,063
That's not how this works.
349
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,479
Sir, you're coming
with me to the station.
350
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:37,651
So should I follow you guys or what?
351
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,151
I know I have legs
352
00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:45,158
'cause I can see them.
353
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:47,339
But I cannot feel them.
354
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:49,982
Guys...
355
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:51,666
I hate to say it...
356
00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:53,526
- Please say it.
- What?
357
00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:55,620
- I'm out.
- I'm out, too!
358
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,638
Dude!
359
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,245
What are you doing? Go get
some face time with Ariana.
360
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,401
I can't.
361
00:16:04,406 --> 00:16:05,581
Why?
362
00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:09,014
You know why.
363
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,643
You're looking tired, man.
364
00:16:11,648 --> 00:16:13,932
I was born tired.
365
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,961
So just to be clear,
366
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:20,292
the woman you're interested
in is over there by herself,
367
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:21,893
and you're here being an idiot?
368
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,684
It's called the long game.
369
00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:27,448
Unless I die.
370
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:31,497
Huh?
371
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:34,823
You know, I have this
theory that, uh, Fishstick is
372
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,570
actually two people working together.
373
00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,737
It would explain how he,
uh, tagged the stop sign
374
00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:41,706
on 5th and the wall behind Dress Mart
375
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:43,323
on the same night.
376
00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,169
I don't know if it's the exhilaration
377
00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,654
of doing something illegal
378
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:49,704
or breathing in all these fumes, but...
379
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,450
I feel alive.
380
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,336
That's how it starts.
381
00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:56,252
Next thing you know, you're
painting a water tower
382
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:57,612
in the middle of January.
383
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,010
"A water tower"?
384
00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,235
Where Fishstick goes, I go.
385
00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:05,080
- Want to hear something crazy?
- What?
386
00:17:05,085 --> 00:17:07,349
This is kind of turning me on.
387
00:17:12,087 --> 00:17:14,481
Well, let's head home.
388
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,253
I think the Nimitzis
ready for a port call.
389
00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:19,862
Let's go.
390
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,050
I was gonna save...
391
00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:23,479
Uh, all right.
392
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,635
- Who bailed me out?
- Your wife.
393
00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:33,999
Any chance you could lock me back up?
394
00:17:41,199 --> 00:17:42,408
Where's Hazel?
395
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,870
- Car.
- Oh, no.
396
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,530
- I have the keys.
- Cool, okay.
397
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,339
You mad?
398
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,983
Actually...
399
00:17:54,426 --> 00:17:56,026
I'm more sorry.
400
00:17:57,262 --> 00:17:58,807
About what?
401
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:02,987
Freddy teaching Hazel
how to ride a bike.
402
00:18:03,356 --> 00:18:04,660
Does my sister tell you everything
403
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,231
that goes on in that house?
404
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,107
Pretty much.
405
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,901
Look, you got to understand.
406
00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:14,579
Hazel wanted to learn and I was so busy
407
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:16,760
and Freddy offered...
408
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:20,388
I didn't even think about
it until she came back
409
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,682
so excited.
410
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:24,072
And then it hit me.
411
00:18:25,268 --> 00:18:27,444
That's a memory you don't get.
412
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,875
I'm sorry.
413
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,214
Thank you.
414
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,471
Come on, um,
415
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:41,435
- let's go get your truck.
- Yeah.
416
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,503
Oh, and, uh...
417
00:18:44,508 --> 00:18:46,917
Hazel says she's a vegetarian now.
418
00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,870
Yeah, that one's my fault.
419
00:18:58,108 --> 00:18:59,651
We're gonna get something to eat.
420
00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:00,948
You guys want to come?
421
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:03,175
I'll quit when he quits.
422
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,355
I don't know the word "quit."
423
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,144
Why don't you get off your bike
and go look it up?
424
00:19:06,148 --> 00:19:08,042
All right, that's enough.
425
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,675
On the count of three, you both stop.
426
00:19:10,729 --> 00:19:13,175
One, two...
427
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:14,616
three!
428
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,823
Okay, bye.
429
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,487
Al, I'm taking the car.
430
00:19:21,492 --> 00:19:24,050
Fine, I'll walk home.
431
00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:27,231
I have nothing but...
432
00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:29,479
energy.
433
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:33,550
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