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Hmm. I have never decorated
a Christmas tree before.
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Do each of these ornaments
have a special meaning?
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Yeah, they're all free.
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That one I got for
opening a savings account.
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That one I got for
eating a 40-ounce rib eye.
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That racy one I got in Vegas.
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Don't turn it upside down
if there's kids in the room.
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Mm.
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And where did the
tradition of bringing a tree
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into the house come from?
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Oh, it goes way, way back.
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Yeah. My parents did
it, their parents did it.
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Uh, but who did it originally?
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Jesus?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Hey, Sunshine.
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Oh, sorry. Happy holidays, Al.
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Oh, you can say Merry Christmas to me.
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Are you sure?
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I am sure.
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I am the expert in
what you can say to me.
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Is this a little muffler?
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Yeah, I got that with an oil change.
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Oh, hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure.
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That's a big gift discussion
happening right now.
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Someone's getting a PS5.
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Ah.
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- What's up?
- Hey, so,
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keep an open mind, but would you be okay
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if I took Hazel on Christmas Day?
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Oh, that's easy. No.
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Look, it would just be for a few hours.
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Freddy's parents really want to do
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something special together.
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Oh, Freddy's parents want to see her?
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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Of course I'll give up
my child on Christmas
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so your boyfriend's parents can see her.
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You could just say no.
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That's what I led with.
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Not assuming anything,
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but Game-Zone offers military discounts.
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They're open till 9:00.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Riley. What you drinking?
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Ginger ale? Glass of milk?
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Ha, ha.
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So, how you doing?
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Eh, so-so.
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Gave my number to this
guy a couple weeks ago.
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Thought we had a moment.
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Thinking about spitting in his beer.
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Well, he sounds like a
jerk, a handsome jerk.
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Look, I was gonna call.
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Things in my life are kind of messy,
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I figured you wouldn't
want to deal with it.
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I can deal with a lot.
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Back in the Navy, I was
the one who had to tell
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200 angry sailors when
we were out of corn bread.
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This is Holly.
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Hi, Holly, it's Riley.
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I was wondering if I
could buy you dinner?
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Riley who?
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Hassina, tell me what
this makes you think of.
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That's the song all the
ice cream men play in Kabul.
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Get this, it is a Christmas song
here, so it is always playing.
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Are you craving ice cream all the time?
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All the time.
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Luckily, they sell ice
cream in every store.
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Even hardware stores have it.
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Oh. Where have you been?
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Date.
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It's 9:00 a.m.
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Good date.
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Oh, Hassina.
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Salaam. How are you?
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Not as good as you. Look at that smile.
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Yeah, I went on a date with Holly.
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Holly the alcohol seller?
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Yep.
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Bro, she's got a Harley.
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We rode all over the city.
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I've never sat in back before.
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I thought it would be emasculating,
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but it gave me more time to look around.
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I'm happy for you, Riley.
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Don't forget to invite
me to your wedding.
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Okay, bye, Hassina.
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Oh, my gosh, dude, we had so much fun.
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She's got throwing knives.
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Throwing knives.
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And we were naked.
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That's not necessary for the story,
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I'm just painting a picture.
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So, uh, what about Vanessa?
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All you've been talking about
is trying to get her back.
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Maybe I'm wasting my time.
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I did everything she asked me to do.
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I got a therapist,
applied for disability.
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What's it get me?
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She's going to Freddy's
parents' for Christmas.
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She might be testing you.
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Who cares if she is?
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Holly likes me the way I am now.
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She likes me a lot.
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In fact, this morning she...
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Do not paint a picture.
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In the Christmas movies,
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people come to your
house and sing at you.
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Yeah, it's a seasonal form
of torture called caroling.
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Will people be doing it here?
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Not if Dad's sprinklers still work.
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They do. Checked them this morning.
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- Hello?
- Hey, in here!
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You're not supposed to eat raw eggs,
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but I've had half this
bowl and I feel fine.
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Huh.
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Hello, Merry Christmas.
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- Hello, Lois.
- How are you?
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Happy holidays, Al.
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You're right, it happens a lot.
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Merry Christmas, Lois.
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What you got there?
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It's your Christmas present.
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I can put it under the tree
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or you can open it right now and wear it
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to your Christmas party.
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So I guess it's not the
socket wrenches I asked for.
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Oh, holy moly.
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It's so soft.
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Al, feel this.
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In Afghanistan, we have the softest...
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Oh, wow.
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If you don't like it,
I can take it back.
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You better not.
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Ah, you look great.
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He does, doesn't he?
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It fits him so well. Where'd you get it?
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Brunello Cucinelli.
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I never say this unless
I'm holding a gigantic fish,
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but take my picture.
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So, you let a naked woman
throw a knife at you?
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Let her? Doc, I dared her.
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You want to know what I think?
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You just described my job.
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I think the reason Vanessa
and I are always butting heads
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is because she wasn't in the service.
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Holly's been deployed, she gets me.
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Like you.
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So now I'm wondering,
if I had been with Holly
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all this time,
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would I be having all these problems?
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You know there's a difference
between the start
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of a relationship and the end of one.
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Yeah, but I don't have to explain
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every little thing to her.
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She's been through it.
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Like, it's so hot she's been to Okinawa.
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So have I.
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Don't wreck it.
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So, what do we do when
I have a breakthrough?
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Go out for beers? Fire up stogies?
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You had a date. Let's
not get carried away.
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But...
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you can't talk about
cigars and not have one.
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What do you want for Christmas, Dad?
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Just to spend time with you, baby.
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Great, crossing you off my list.
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Hey, uh...
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how would you feel if I brought a friend
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to Grampy's Christmas party?
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A friend, huh?
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Yes. A friend.
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Is it a girlfriend?
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Maybe.
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Say it. Say "girlfriend."
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I won't bring her if it's weird for you.
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No, you can bring her.
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Mom has Freddy. You can bring someone.
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Thanks. I think you'll like her.
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Mind if I bring my boyfriend?
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What?
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Too easy.
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Might not want to stand there.
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Why not?
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Mistletoe.
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That sad little bush?
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If you're under it with another person,
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you're supposed to kiss.
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Ah, sort of like when
the camera turns on you
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at a baseball game.
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No, it's...
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Actually, yeah.
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Well, thank you for warning me.
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- We're here.
- Oh, hi.
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- Ho, ho, ho.
- Merry Christmas.
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Glad you guys could make it.
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We wouldn't miss it.
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That is one nice sweater.
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- Thank you.
- May I?
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I insist.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right? Oof.
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The craftsmanship is extraordinary,
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and I say that as an
experienced yarn worker.
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Yep, Freddy made this one
for me. Isn't it great?
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So colorful.
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All I see are my mistakes.
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There she is.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hey.
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This is my friend I
was telling you about.
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Hi, Hazel. I'm Holly.
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- I like your Chucks.
- Oh, thanks.
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I like your shoes.
Are they uncomfortable?
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You have no idea.
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Looks like it. I'm gonna go do a lap.
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She's cool.
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Told you.
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So, uh, who's that?
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Who, Holly?
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That's Holly.
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And how do we know Holly?
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She works at the VFW bar.
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Yeah, she and Riley have been
hanging out for a week or so.
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And he's bringing her to Christmas?
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Uh, let me check. Yes.
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Here you go.
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And one for you.
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And you don't drink, but
everybody loves magic.
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What?!
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Is it weird for you to see them do that?
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No.
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'Cause it's weird for me
to watch you watch them.
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What are those, Dad?
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We ran out of pigs. They're
just getting blankets.
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Hey, Art, where would I find ice?
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Oh, come on, Holly. You're
a guest. Enjoy the party.
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- It's in the garage freezer.
- Copy that.
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Good sweater, Dad.
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I know, right?
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Ooh, looking good.
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I'm gonna get, like,
seven more of these.
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I don't think so.
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Why not?
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Does the name "Brunello Cucinelli"
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mean anything to you?
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Was he in The Godfather?
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He's a designer, and he
makes very expensive sweaters.
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How expensive?
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If the house catches fire,
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save the sweater, then
come back for Riley.
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I know what you're thinking.
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You didn't know my bedroom
was gonna be this sexy.
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I'm wondering whose
ribbon rack you stole.
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There is no way you earned
all that chest candy.
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You still have no idea
how impressive I am.
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Oh, you hide it well.
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I'm bored.
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- Me, too.
- You are?
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- You want to shoot some hoops?
- Really?
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As long as you're okay
with getting schooled.
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In those shoes? I don't think so.
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Riley, some people are saying
they want to go caroling.
266
00:11:07,858 --> 00:11:08,983
Who?
267
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,295
Just people.
268
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:13,279
With songs in their heart.
269
00:11:13,401 --> 00:11:14,968
We don't want to disappoint the people.
270
00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:18,350
Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
271
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,022
Okay, I'll let everyone
know you're on board.
272
00:11:23,139 --> 00:11:26,822
You're kidding, right? Bringing
some random girl to Christmas?
273
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,418
She's not random, and I don't
know what your problem is.
274
00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:30,946
Uh, my problem is that you're doing it
275
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,382
right in front of our daughter.
276
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,486
I talked to her about it. She's cool.
277
00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:35,864
Besides, you brought Freddy.
278
00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:38,869
Great party, man. Thanks for having us.
279
00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:39,945
Thank you, Freddy.
280
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,777
I'm glad you both could make it.
281
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,787
You think it's a good idea
for me to do my magic trick?
282
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:45,791
No.
283
00:11:46,293 --> 00:11:48,746
It's just that Mrs. Foster
is going to early Mass, so...
284
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,883
No, Freddy.
285
00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:52,968
Stop smiling.
286
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,442
I can't.
287
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,140
Al says you want to go caroling?
288
00:12:01,145 --> 00:12:02,852
I did not say that.
289
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:05,725
Okay, that makes more sense.
290
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:07,551
Where's your sweater?
291
00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:09,898
I didn't want anyone
spilling anything on it.
292
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,200
Oh, come on. If you're not
gonna wear it for Christmas,
293
00:12:12,205 --> 00:12:14,598
- when are you gonna wear it?
- I'll find a time.
294
00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:16,949
You know, if you don't like
it, you can just tell me.
295
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:20,429
I love it. It's just, do you
know how much that thing costs?
296
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:21,741
Don't worry about it.
297
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,307
How can I not worry about it?
298
00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,981
I drive three towns
over for the cheap gas.
299
00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:28,351
If it's not your thing,
it's not your thing.
300
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,817
It's not. I mean,
301
00:12:29,822 --> 00:12:32,442
what kind of person wears
a sweater that costs so much?
302
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:35,429
- I do.
- Seriously?
303
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:38,148
What if it shrinks in the dryer?
What happens if you get moths?
304
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:40,972
After you die, does your
family fight over it,
305
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,066
or do you bury yourself
in it like King Tut?
306
00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:45,364
Are you done?
307
00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:48,245
I'm not trying to offend
you, but come on.
308
00:12:49,058 --> 00:12:50,677
Well, I am offended.
309
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,947
And you don't put it in the dryer.
310
00:12:57,561 --> 00:12:59,302
Mmm.
311
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:02,332
You know, Riley's just doing this
312
00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,990
to get a rise out of me.
313
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,128
Take it easy on the punch.
314
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,308
It's making you... talk.
315
00:13:08,348 --> 00:13:11,394
This is his father's
party, and he's ruining it.
316
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,315
He's ruining his father's party.
317
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,981
Does anyone feel like
caroling? I hear it's fun.
318
00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:21,883
You know, not to mention,
he's using that poor girl.
319
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,715
I'm gonna go set him straight.
320
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,678
- Don't.
- What?
321
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,850
Knock it off. You're embarrassing me.
322
00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:31,327
I'm just saying what
everyone's thinking.
323
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,329
Are you kidding?
You've been throwing a fit
324
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,120
since we got here 'cause,
what, your ex has a date?
325
00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:37,899
I thought you were here with me.
326
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,558
I am. Just sit down.
327
00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,823
Thank your dad for the nice party.
328
00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:48,839
Hmm.
329
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:53,268
Maybe I will just go caroling by myself.
330
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,700
What the hell is wrong with everyone?
331
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,929
Vanessa, I love you, but the only reason
332
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,675
you're angry is because Riley's happy.
333
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,939
Leave him alone.
334
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,388
Uh, Mr. Art, you're not
wearing your beautiful sweater.
335
00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:17,823
It's in my bedroom under the Picasso.
336
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:21,203
Okay. Where's Lois?
337
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,620
I don't know. Probably
out buying me a yacht.
338
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,951
- Salaam, Hassina Jaan.
- Salaam.
339
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,348
How's the Christmas?
340
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:35,043
Oh, it is wonderful and magical, and...
341
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,214
It is crazy. Everyone is fighting.
342
00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:39,961
So, it's not like in the movies?
343
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,577
No, except for maybe Die Hard.
344
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,274
So how long have you and
my dad been... friends?
345
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,240
We've been friends
for a couple of years,
346
00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:54,763
and "friends" for about a week.
347
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,318
- Oh.
- Hey!
348
00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:01,678
We out here playing
basketball or Barbies?
349
00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:04,503
Okay, I see you.
350
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,292
So, what's the plan with you guys?
351
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,427
Man, you really drive
to the basket, don't you?
352
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,519
I'm just trying to figure out
353
00:15:12,523 --> 00:15:14,569
whether it's worth
learning your last name.
354
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,979
Beat me to 11, maybe I'll tell you.
355
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:24,488
Come on. Come on.
356
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:31,534
Hey.
357
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,917
Hey.
358
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,308
Your party's going great.
359
00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:38,989
I mean, it's usually not the
host who leaves early, but...
360
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,466
I don't know what to tell you.
361
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,121
I'm a simple guy.
362
00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:50,284
With a lot of opinions.
363
00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:53,904
It's just who I am, and
I'm too old to change.
364
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:57,193
I don't mind that you have money.
365
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:59,001
Y-You obviously do.
366
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:01,390
But I earned it, and I want to spend it
367
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,896
on things that make
me happy, which was you
368
00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:07,136
until two hours ago.
369
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,206
So, what do we do?
370
00:16:12,987 --> 00:16:16,361
Well, first, you
apologize for being rude.
371
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,881
- I think I did that.
- You did not.
372
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,818
I am so sorry.
373
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:29,379
And you don't get to make me
feel bad for the choices I make.
374
00:16:30,419 --> 00:16:32,943
So, you want me to get
my head around the fact
375
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:37,300
that you're rich and sexy and generous?
376
00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:39,193
I'll give it a shot.
377
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,002
You're very brave.
378
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,696
And next year,
379
00:16:47,099 --> 00:16:49,220
I'll give you those socket wrenches.
380
00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:53,207
Next year? I like the sound of that.
381
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,759
Want to stick around
for the after-party?
382
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:03,965
You gonna wear the sweater?
383
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,349
That's all I'm gonna wear.
384
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,079
Hey. What are you doing in here?
385
00:17:17,811 --> 00:17:19,982
I drank too much.
386
00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,645
Where's your girlfriend?
387
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:26,262
She went home. Where's your boyfriend?
388
00:17:26,634 --> 00:17:28,162
He went home.
389
00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:31,567
Everyone's pissed at me.
390
00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:33,491
What did I do?
391
00:17:35,818 --> 00:17:36,876
Well...
392
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:40,490
you are half in the bag and were
rude to everyone at the party.
393
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:42,951
Kind of stole my move there.
394
00:17:44,014 --> 00:17:46,234
I put up with so much from you.
395
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,936
You were a mess for years,
and you cheated on me.
396
00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:51,500
You refused to get help.
397
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,248
I'm so mad.
398
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:56,217
You're right.
399
00:17:56,632 --> 00:18:01,118
I'm sorry. I really am,
and I'm working on it.
400
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,936
If you get better, and then
she gets you, how is that fair?
401
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:07,651
Where is that coming from?
402
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,784
I don't know.
403
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:13,957
Are you saying
404
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,240
you want to give us another chance?
405
00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,050
I don't know.
406
00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:23,040
Oh, God.
407
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:25,060
I hate being the messy one.
408
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,186
Look,
409
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,194
what if you're better with Freddy,
410
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,026
and I'm better with someone else?
411
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,208
Can you just leave me alone?
412
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,213
I'll get you some water,
some coffee and a bucket.
413
00:18:53,225 --> 00:18:54,568
Maybe not in that order.
414
00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:10,499
* Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
415
00:19:10,504 --> 00:19:13,581
* Fa-la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la *
416
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,901
* La, la *
417
00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:18,495
* 'Tis the season to be jolly *
418
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,764
* Fa-la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la *
419
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,146
- Do you think they can hear us?
- * Don we now our... *
420
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:26,508
Go!
421
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,771
Go! Go!
422
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,213
And Merry Christmas, you son of a b...
423
00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:33,971
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