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Here you go, Hazelnut.
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Thanks, Grampy.
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- Maple syrup?
- Flying in.
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Oh. Jam?
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Flying in.
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You sure you don't want a waffle?
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No, thank you. I'm
having some mushed banana.
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Oh, I used to eat that.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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When I was four weeks old.
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Burn.
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Your wisdom teeth still bothering you?
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A little.
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Want me to chew this up
and spit it in your mouth
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like a baby bird?
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You need to go to the dentist
and get those things pulled.
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Oh, can I have your teeth?
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- Why?
- For the tooth fairy.
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Okay. What is she talking about?
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When a kid loses their tooth,
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they put it under their pillow
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and the tooth fairy leaves them money.
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And you believe this is real?
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I believe money's real.
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Wait a minute, you've been
playing us this whole time?
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I'm not playing anyone.
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I'm just a wittle girl who wants a PS5.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Why does the dentist need to know
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if my mother has a
history of heart disease?
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I don't think she does, but
now I'm worried about it.
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Just put "no."
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Have I ever had an adverse reaction
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to a medical procedure?
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Yeah, when you get the bill.
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Uh, that's solid, you can use it.
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What are you in for?
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- Cleaning.
- Nice.
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I've never had a cavity.
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Okay.
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Not a brag, just the truth.
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Thank you again for driving me, Mr. Art,
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but I could've done it myself.
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Oh, no.
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With the drugs you'll be on,
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you could get in the wrong
cab and wake up on a park bench
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missing a kidney.
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That happens?
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Heard it on a podcast.
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Pretty gruesome stuff.
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I can't feel any of this.
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It feels like someone else's face.
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It's yours.
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No, no, touch it.
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See? It's weird.
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Yeah, it was weird in the
parking lot, it's weird now.
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We have to make one stop.
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Riley wants me to pick up beer.
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Oh, yes.
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The prince needs his beer,
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and his butler will get it for him.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Eh, he treats you more like
a servant than a father.
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But don't blame
yourself, it's your fault.
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Wait, how's it my fault?
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You have no authority in your home
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because you allow your
children to walk all over you.
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You saying I'm a bad father?
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Yes, exactly, thank you.
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You are a bad father.
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I couldn't remember the word.
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They don't walk all over me.
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- Who?
- My kids.
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Oh, what about them?
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- Never mind.
- Mm.
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Oh, my God, there are
teeth in my pocket.
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Am I the tooth fairy?
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Hey, sleepyhead.
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How do you feel?
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Back to 100%.
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Here.
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Just wondering, what'd
you say to my dad?
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What are you talking about?
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He's mad about something.
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Really?
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Said he wished the doctor
sewed your mouth shut.
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Things do get a little
hazy after the waiting room.
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You don't remember?
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No.
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Which is odd, because I
have a very strong brain
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thanks to the almonds
my mother gave me every morning.
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Baby boy had his first blackout.
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I can't believe I missed it.
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I'd say tell me everything, but...
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What happens in a blackout?
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In my experience, you have a few beers,
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then you blink and it's the next day,
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and people are mad and you
might have a new tattoo.
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And you get a text from a strange number
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that just says, "Thanks."
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God knows what I
might have said to your father.
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How am I going to show my face to him?
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Well, be a man.
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Go face the music while I
watch from a safe distance.
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Hello.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Baking a cake.
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Good one.
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I'm gonna have some applesauce.
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My gums are a little sore.
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Probably from all the
flapping they were doing.
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You know what's so funny?
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I don't remember
anything we talked about.
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You done with this?
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Yes, I am quite full. Thank you.
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You don't remember what you said?
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No, I do not.
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Let me give you the highlights.
You called me a bad father.
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That must be a mistake.
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Well, it isn't.
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And you said I let my
kids walk all over me.
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I-I would never say anything like that.
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- Well, you did.
- There's no way I meant it, Mr. Art.
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Oh, you meant it.
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You got a hit of truth serum in you,
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and you said exactly what you think.
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Mr. Art, I-I am so mortified.
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I have nothing but the
utmost respect for you,
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- and I would never...
- Save it.
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This whole "respect your
elders" song and dance,
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I'm not buying it.
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Why are you smiling?
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Sorry. I'm just happy it's not me.
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Hey.
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Hello, Hazel.
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You got those teeth for me?
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Oh, right.
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I need 'em by lights out.
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What you doing?
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- Hiding.
- Been there.
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Know what's a great hiding spot?
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Where?
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Let's just say, there's a bag of Oreos
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and a juice box under the bathroom sink.
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Hmm.
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I don't think I can fit in there.
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Bummer.
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Well, when my report card comes,
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you know where to find me.
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Why don't you take a painkiller?
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No, I deserve this pain.
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Don't feel bad.
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Pissing off Dad is a rite of passage.
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You're a Dugan now.
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Yeah.
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When it happens to me, I just
wait for Riley to screw up
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and take the heat.
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Oh, I want a brother.
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Dinner is served.
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Ribs and corn on the cob?
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He just had dental surgery.
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It's okay, I can lick it.
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This is great, Grampy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
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I enjoyed buying,
cooking it and serving it,
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because I'm basically
just a butler around here.
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Mr. Art, I-I...
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I think this whole thing
is a misunderstanding.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You are not a bad father.
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You're just an American father,
raising American children
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in a permissive Western culture.
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Permissive, huh?
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Yes, and i-it is just different
than what I am used to,
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because we are taught to
serve and respect elders
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without question.
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Oh, I see, so it's not
me you disapprove of,
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it's my culture.
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You know what I do not disapprove of?
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These ribs.
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Maybe I don't want my
kids to be afraid of me.
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I think it's good that we
all say whatever we think.
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Sort of like you on the goofy juice.
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- Dad.
- I mean, you're living in my house,
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criticizing my country,
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coming from a place
where they-they send kids
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to work when they're eight.
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Those parents are desperate.
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That is what 40 years
of war does to a country.
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Oh, I suppose that's
America's fault, too?
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Don't answer that.
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No, I want to hear it.
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I want to hear the actual truth
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out of this guy for once. Sorry, twice.
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Fine. Yes. It is America's fault.
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And China, Pakistan, Iran, Russia
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for using my country as a game board.
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Excuse me.
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How can you talk to him like that?
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Oh, sure, point out all my faults.
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I have a bad temper.
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You're embarrassing yourself.
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See ya.
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I don't think I was
supposed to hear any of that.
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What are you doing?
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Unburdening your father.
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Man, you know he didn't mean it.
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The worst insult to an Afghan man
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is to invite him to your house
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and then tell him he is a burden.
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Thought the worst insult
was calling someone a pimp.
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It is.
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And a dog.
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We have more than one insult.
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It's a rich culture.
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I can't stay here.
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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I'm coming with you.
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No, no, no, no, no. You can't do that.
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Why not?
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Because if it is a choice
between me and your family,
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you should always choose your family.
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You are family.
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Besides, I'm older than you,
so you have to do as I say.
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Mm, we don't know for
sure that you're older
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because I don't know my birthday.
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Well, you look like a 12-year-old
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who had a growth spurt over the summer.
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And you look like Superman
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if his special power
was drinking too much.
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Wow.
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Your culture is good at insults.
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But thermal expansion
is not just affecting humans...
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What you watching?
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Documentary about climate change.
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Can't find the remote?
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Nope.
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
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It's a free country, unlike Afghanistan.
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Oh, good, you've moved on.
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I mean, the guy tells
me how to be a parent.
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He doesn't even have kids.
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You're not a quarterback,
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but you're always yelling
at the TV, "Throw it."
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Well, Baker Mayfield
doesn't live with me.
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And if he did, I'd show him
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how to beat the freaking Steelers.
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Ugh. Climate change.
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Want to watch?
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Oh, no, I get it. We're doomed.
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Yeah, sorry, kiddo.
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Add it to the list of
things I screwed up.
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Yeah, I'm gonna wait for Mom outside.
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Are you sure we don't
want to go to a motel?
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Wow, I remember when you
could lean against a rock
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and sleep standing up.
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Now you want to hang out in a motel
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like The Great Gatsby.
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There is no way you read that book.
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They made it into a book?
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Come on, man, we finally
get to use our sweet gear.
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We got headlamps, camp stove.
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Oh, bro, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
265
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571
It's a cup. Where'd it go?
266
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,375
Oh, there it is again.
267
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,860
You cannot do that in a motel.
268
00:11:45,865 --> 00:11:47,945
You absolutely could.
269
00:11:48,372 --> 00:11:50,531
You and I have had fun roughing it
270
00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:52,277
in way worse places than this.
271
00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:53,460
True.
272
00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:55,812
And if it gets cold, we
can always build a sandali.
273
00:11:55,817 --> 00:11:57,732
That's the spirit.
274
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,468
What's a sandali?
275
00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:03,406
Oh, you put a pot of hot
coal under a low table
276
00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:05,771
and cover it with a blanket,
then you get under the blanket.
277
00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:07,809
It is the warmest thing in the world.
278
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,903
How do you not die of
carbon monoxide poisoning?
279
00:12:09,908 --> 00:12:12,737
Sometimes you do, but it
is a very cozy way to go.
280
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:16,460
You guys are running away from home?
281
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:17,687
Are you ten?
282
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,148
How did you find us?
283
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:21,808
With my eyeballs,
you're across the street.
284
00:12:22,721 --> 00:12:24,796
I can't live in your
father's house anymore.
285
00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:26,847
So you decided to build a fort?
286
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,921
Should I even be here?
Are girls allowed?
287
00:12:30,953 --> 00:12:33,051
This is a serious thing.
288
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,227
He insulted Al and his country.
289
00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:38,267
Look, what Dad said is not cool,
290
00:12:38,272 --> 00:12:40,753
but he is a very stubborn man,
and if you don't apologize,
291
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,631
we're gonna have another Uncle Charlie.
292
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,089
Uncle Charlie?
293
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:46,053
Dad and his brother had
a fight 15 years ago,
294
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,667
and they haven't spoken since.
295
00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:49,175
Oh, what was the fight about?
296
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:50,776
How to pronounce "wheelbarrow."
297
00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:52,391
Isn't it "wheelbarrel"?
298
00:12:52,462 --> 00:12:54,237
That's how it started.
299
00:12:54,927 --> 00:12:57,162
Just come in the house.
300
00:12:57,175 --> 00:13:00,307
Send Dad out here to
apologize and we'll come in.
301
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,559
And give him his remote.
302
00:13:04,636 --> 00:13:07,011
Al, aren't you the reasonable one?
303
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:08,768
Mr. Art doesn't want me there.
304
00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:10,245
He doesn't want any of us there.
305
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,688
No. His respect for me
has collapsed like a cup.
306
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,698
I wish I lived with girls.
307
00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:26,980
So, you're sure you
don't want to do a motel?
308
00:13:32,807 --> 00:13:34,354
What are you doing out here?
309
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,557
Your brother's a piece of work.
310
00:13:36,562 --> 00:13:38,487
Oh, drinking.
311
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:42,088
He sided with Al instead
of his own father.
312
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,908
Maybe I did screw him up.
313
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,245
Al's wrong.
314
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,600
Is he?
315
00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:50,425
Ain't been wrong about nothing yet.
316
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,953
Kid's a damn genius.
317
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,785
Come on, nobody walks all over you.
318
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,593
You're a total hard-ass.
319
00:13:56,598 --> 00:13:58,078
In high school, I hated you.
320
00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,651
Eh, you're just saying
what I want to hear.
321
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,968
Come on, you're a great dad.
322
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:07,370
No, I failed you.
323
00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:10,620
I'm the reason you are...
324
00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:13,065
how you are.
325
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:15,972
I like who I am.
326
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:17,239
No, you don't.
327
00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:19,203
Look at that hair.
328
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:22,003
Am I talking to my daughter
or a damn peacock?
329
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,034
Okay, I chose these colors myself.
330
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,041
Stop rubbing it in.
331
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,698
This reminds me of those nights on watch
332
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,073
where the choice was talk
to you or die of boredom.
333
00:14:40,824 --> 00:14:42,455
Yeah, remember that time
we spent the whole night
334
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,901
listing all the foods we'd eaten?
335
00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:46,228
Oh, yes. Apples, apricots...
336
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,887
Okay. We don't have to do it again.
337
00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,104
Do you think your father
will ever forgive me?
338
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:52,408
Forgive you?
339
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,659
He was a total ass.
340
00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,010
- Ah, don't say that about him.
- It's true.
341
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:56,206
It doesn't matter.
342
00:14:56,211 --> 00:14:57,316
So, seriously, you think just
343
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,644
'cause he's the oldest
person in our house
344
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,690
he can never be wrong?
345
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:01,682
Well, even if he is,
you don't bring it up.
346
00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,839
That makes no sense to me.
347
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,714
When you were in the Marines,
348
00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:07,684
did you ever tell a general
he was wrong?
349
00:15:07,977 --> 00:15:08,977
Once.
350
00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:11,729
I politely noted we were
driving in the wrong direction.
351
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:12,972
Hmm. And what happened?
352
00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:14,879
Uh, he couldn't hear me.
I said it really quietly.
353
00:15:19,598 --> 00:15:21,382
You never had a fight with your dad?
354
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,923
No, I-I would never.
355
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,846
But I was also very young when he died.
356
00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,533
That is why this is so hard.
357
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,628
Mr. Art is the closest
thing to a father I have.
358
00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:37,004
Ugh. You and me both.
359
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,246
I feel awful for driving a wedge
360
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,964
- between a son and his father.
- Oh, stop.
361
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:46,707
I never thought I would
become a home-wrecker.
362
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,167
Mm, home-wrecker means
something completely different.
363
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,073
Don't ask me how I know.
364
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,776
Bananas...
365
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218
blueberries...
366
00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,529
Corn.
367
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:07,331
- Dad. Dad, wake up.
- What? What?
368
00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:08,772
- Lizzie got in a car crash.
- What?
369
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:10,066
- She's in the hospital.
- Is she okay?
370
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,724
I don't know. Come on.
371
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,432
Uh, Mr. Art, I hope you can forgi...
372
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:14,847
Not now.
373
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,472
I'll go back and find a nurse.
374
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:24,609
Okay.
375
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,850
Hello, anybody work here?
376
00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:44,177
- Mr. Art, again, I wanted to say...
- Can we not?
377
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,987
I have to.
378
00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:50,792
This is all my fault.
379
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,307
If I had never opened my mouth,
380
00:16:53,894 --> 00:16:55,066
we would never have been in a fight.
381
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,300
You would not be drinking.
382
00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:57,753
She would not have left.
383
00:16:58,371 --> 00:16:59,895
This all started with me.
384
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,233
Started long before you showed up.
385
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,268
Oh, Mr. Art,
386
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,378
you could not be further
away from a bad father.
387
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:07,261
I said what I said when I was on drugs.
388
00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:08,833
Who cares?
389
00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:10,733
It's the truth.
390
00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:14,378
When Lizzie wanted to
move back home, I let her.
391
00:17:14,705 --> 00:17:17,708
Maybe I should have
made her go to school.
392
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:20,706
And everything with Riley...
393
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,216
I mean, I pushed him into the Marines
394
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:25,175
since the day he was born.
395
00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:28,690
He enlisted during a war,
and all I could think of was,
396
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,050
"Damn, that kid's brave."
397
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:34,722
I had no idea.
398
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,753
The years I spent with Riley,
399
00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:46,448
I don't remember a single time
he blamed you for anything.
400
00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:49,831
And when he talked about you,
401
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,323
he spoke with so much love and respect.
402
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,136
I also feel that way about you.
403
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:04,448
I know.
404
00:18:06,175 --> 00:18:07,567
She's okay.
405
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,089
Just dislocated her
shoulder and banged her head.
406
00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:11,714
Oh, thank God.
407
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,627
You guys made up?
408
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,048
All right, then,
409
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,310
here's your remote.
410
00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:21,456
Son of a bitch.
411
00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:24,813
When you apologize to me,
you get the batteries.
412
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,409
You never take a man's remote.
413
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,792
- You in pain?
- Yeah.
414
00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:42,451
I was talking to her.
415
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,706
Two aspirin for you,
and two aspirin for you.
416
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,104
Thank you.
417
00:18:48,451 --> 00:18:50,062
Hmm.
418
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,386
You know, the second you feel better,
419
00:18:55,391 --> 00:18:57,349
I'm-a yell at you for being so stupid.
420
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,393
Cool.
421
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,370
I mean, texting and driving?
422
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,681
You said you were gonna wait.
423
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:03,991
Oh, I am.
424
00:19:05,262 --> 00:19:07,362
Here you go, Dad. Eat up.
425
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,792
Thanks, son.
426
00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,034
Mom says it only works
with your own teeth.
427
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,400
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