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Here's the plan for tomorrow.
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We start at 8:00 a.m.
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First is Dunkin' Donuts,
next is Krispy Kreme...
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Hold on.
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It's Veterans Day.
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There are 27 restaurants
offering free food
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to anybody who served in the military.
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Even the Air Force.
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You know it.
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Point is, you can't go donut to donut.
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Every donut is a chicken pot
pie you're not having later.
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Listen to that wisdom.
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I've been a veteran
a lot longer than you.
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Learn from my mistakes.
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Junk, junk, bill.
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Something from the V.A.
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And you got a catalog for slippers.
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Oh, gimme, gimme.
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I hate how excited I am about this.
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What is it?
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My disability rating.
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Oh.
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What does it say?
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70 percent.
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Wow.
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I know.
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You okay?
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Apparently, I'm only 30% okay.
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Good things will come
from this, Riley Jaan.
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You'll get a check every month.
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Hearing loss, arthritis, PTSD.
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Ooh, that part has
a whole bunch of words.
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Let me tell you about
these doctor numbers.
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When I was in my mother's womb,
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they said I had a 30% chance to survive.
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And look at me now. I am 100% here.
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- Hey, do me a favor.
- Hmm?
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Don't mention this when
the boys come over tomorrow.
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Riley, you don't have anything
to be embarrassed about.
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Oh, you haven't read this letter.
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Okay.
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I won't mention it.
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Tomorrow...
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is about celebrating your
service, seeing old friends
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and eating until we are sick.
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God bless America.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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You look good, Pop.
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Where do you think you get it from?
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I wish you'd come on our food crawl
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instead of doing your parade.
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Come on, what would a parade
be without the color guard?
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Faster?
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Oh, they're here, they're here.
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Todd, you ugly bastard, get in here!
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I'm ugly? You look like
your face caught fire
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and someone put it out with a brick.
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It's funny because they
are both beautiful men.
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Al, you got fat!
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- Lizzie, it's funny because...
- I understand jokes.
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Hey, big guy.
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This is my dad. You are gonna love him.
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- Hey, nice to finally meet you.
- Same, sir.
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This is my sister. Stay away from her.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Todd, thank you for your help
getting my sister out of Kabul.
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I'm just glad she's safe.
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I am ready to eat!
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- Badger!
- Hey, man.
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- Nate.
- Hi, Mr. Dugan.
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Hey, Nate.
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You got tall.
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You got your braces off.
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- I know, right?
- Uh, looks good.
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Whatever.
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Hazel, why don't you go bring
some refreshments for our guests
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instead of standing here giggling.
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Oh, my God, I am not giggling.
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I'm already kind of full.
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Damn it, Todd, you will
not be slowing us down.
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We're not in combat anymore.
We will leave you behind.
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Hey, Todd, what was it like
being in my dad's squad?
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Mm, the greatest.
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This one time, we were
on leave in Okinawa...
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And I lost my toothbrush. Next story.
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Hey, Hazel, did you know we
used to call your dad Ankles?
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How come?
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Because wearing boots and socks
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made his ankle hair stop
growing and gave him lady feet.
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Did you miss the girls?
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All right, Hazel Jaan,
where we going next?
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Uh, Tastyberry Junction.
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Tasty J's. Tasty J's.
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Why are we going there?
It's for little kids.
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I know, right? My dad loves it.
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- How was the parade?
- Not great.
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I got stuck behind the horses.
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Where are your shoes?
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In a dumpster on 18th Street.
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What's that?
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Michael's stuff.
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Thought I might open it today.
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'Cause it's, uh, Veterans Day?
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'Cause I thought the
house would be empty.
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Well, I have another
parade in a couple hours.
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I'll get out of your hair.
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Thanks.
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You mind if I grab a coffee first?
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No.
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Make one for me?
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Irish?
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Please.
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This place is lame, huh?
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I guess it's okay.
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Want to play Skee-Ball?
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- Sure.
- Great!
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Mm. Where is that waitress?
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These are supposed to
be bottomless chips.
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I can see the bottom.
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Badger, you're rich now.
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Why don't you buy the
restaurant and fire her?
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Hey, it's my wife's money.
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I'm just the arm candy.
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In my culture,
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a man who lives off of his
wife's money is only half a man.
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Yeah, that's true here, too.
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So, Todd, you still
planning to be an umpire?
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Nah, it's harder than you think.
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They have a school and everything.
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Oh, geez, I can see how that
would be a barrier for you.
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So, what's the new plan?
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Take that career test the
Marines give you on the way out?
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Yeah, and guess what it
said I'm qualified for.
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Nothing?
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Close.
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Crossing guard.
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Wait, birthday clown was already taken?
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My shoulder still clicks.
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I guess I could just get disability.
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You know, sit on my
ass, cash those checks.
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Well...
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if they decide you deserve the
money, you deserve the money.
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There's no shame in it.
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Eat your burrito, Al.
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It's an important point.
Many people have
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the misunderstanding
that disability is...
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Why don't you go check on the kids.
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Ah, mm. Fine.
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Maybe I should just
marry rich like this guy.
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I couldn't recommend it more.
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Ah. I will leave you to it.
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No, you can stay.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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You know, sweetheart, I get it.
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When your mom passed
away, it took me months
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to even look at her closet,
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so don't feel bad...
And we're doing this.
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From our second date, mini golf.
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Boy, did he cheat.
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Hole in one? I don't think so.
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Hmm.
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That's a lot of shot glasses.
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He collected them.
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Branson, Yellowstone,
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Niagara Falls.
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The Vatican.
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This one was hard to find.
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Oh, he was obsessed
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with Donny Hathaway.
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Hmm.
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His wings!
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After flight school graduation,
they had this fancy ceremony,
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and then got wasted
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and punched the pins
into each other's chests.
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Idiots.
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I'm proud of you.
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Why?
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You opened the box.
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No tears.
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- Should I be more upset?
- No.
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It means you're moving on.
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Oh, my God, you think so?
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Uh, uh... no, I don't.
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I-I think you're still very sad.
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No.
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I'm not.
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I...
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Yes. You're good.
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I know.
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You're up.
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Are you growing a mustache?
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Yeah.
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I-I was thinking about shaving it.
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No, don't. It looks great.
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Roll the ball, Nate.
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Hey, hey.
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Hmm? What was all that at the table?
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I was just trying to help Todd.
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You helping Todd is a lot
like you pissing me off.
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Riley, they are your squad.
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Just leave it alone.
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Okay.
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How about I take the kids home?
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You go to the bar with the guys.
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Have many beers and insult each other.
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You're all very good at it.
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All right.
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Also, I don't want you to be alarmed,
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but these children are in love.
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Don't worry.
I will protect your family's honor.
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Sure, you do that.
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I will make them walk home.
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Exhaustion is the enemy of passion.
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It is, isn't it?
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My feet hurt.
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No, they don't.
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Are you my feet?
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I am your elder, and I used to walk
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ten kilometers to my school and back.
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Without food, without
water, without complaining.
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Sometimes, when I'd get hungry,
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I used to walk into a clover
field and eat clovers with salt.
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Where'd you get the salt?
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Don't engage him. That's what he wants.
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Uber for Nate?
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- Finally.
- What?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
You, keep driving.
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You, give me your phone.
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Now, to answer your question,
I always carried salt
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and a knife in case
I passed a cucumber field.
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Do you have any salt on you now?
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I still think about him.
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Still miss him. Still love him.
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Course you do.
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A year ago, this would
have knocked me on my ass.
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Well, that's a good thing.
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Is it?
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I feel kind of bad about it.
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Look, one of the things about
grief is you get used to it.
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Get used to having it around.
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Sometimes you feel
like it's the only thing
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keeping you connected to that person.
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And, hey, the other thing about grief?
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Makes no sense.
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Just when you think
you're done with it, boom,
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you're weeping at
the car wash for no reason.
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You love the car wash.
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It's a great place to cry.
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Very loud and there's lots
of water on the ground.
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So, don't feel bad
about not feeling bad.
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You'll feel bad again.
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Even worse than you think.
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Promise?
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You have my word.
You're gonna be a mess.
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Thanks, Dad.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Hey, you want to come
see me in the parade?
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You gonna be behind the horses?
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Probably.
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Yeah, I'll come.
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Meal Team Six.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, Holly.
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Hey, happy Veterans Day.
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00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,413
How was your food crawl?
269
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,261
We're sweaty, we're dizzy,
none of our pants are buttoned.
270
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,050
Mission accomplished.
271
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,616
- Should I start a tab?
- Oh, I got it.
272
00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:32,124
This guy's an aspiring crossing guard.
273
00:12:32,129 --> 00:12:34,205
Ha-ha-ha. Real funny.
274
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,190
Hey, don't worry,
you'll get there one day.
275
00:12:36,195 --> 00:12:37,351
Keep dreaming big, baby.
276
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,015
- Oh, yeah.
- Cheers, boys.
277
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,971
Mm.
278
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:43,608
Hazel seems great.
279
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:45,132
Oh, she is, man.
280
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,591
She's super smart.
281
00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:47,820
Where the hell does she get that?
282
00:12:47,824 --> 00:12:49,233
Her mother. Who else?
283
00:12:49,238 --> 00:12:51,414
So you getting back out there?
284
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:53,942
Nah, I'm hoping to patch
things up with Vanessa.
285
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,002
How's that looking?
286
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,253
Here with you idiots, aren't I?
287
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,091
Ah, I got to hit the head.
288
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,733
Hey, crossing guard, want
to clear a path for me?
289
00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:08,826
Glad my life's a joke to you guys.
290
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,134
Oh, we're just busting your chops.
291
00:13:10,138 --> 00:13:11,405
No, it's hilarious.
292
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:14,457
I've been out six months,
already blew my retirement fund.
293
00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:15,749
So now I'm a trained
294
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,155
combat hunter collecting
shopping carts at Staples.
295
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,316
- Dude, I...
- No, forget it. We're good.
296
00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:23,101
- If you want to talk...
- I said forget it.
297
00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:30,181
So, what's the deal
with Holly? She single?
298
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,267
Hope she likes guys that
live with their grandmother.
299
00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:44,116
Ah, that was refreshing.
300
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:47,038
Want to go to my room
and play video games?
301
00:13:47,107 --> 00:13:49,301
- Sure.
- Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no.
302
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,885
No suitors allowed in your bedroom.
303
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,679
My God, he's not my suitor.
304
00:13:53,851 --> 00:13:54,986
What's a suitor?
305
00:13:54,991 --> 00:13:56,421
Shh, don't tell him!
306
00:13:57,415 --> 00:13:59,199
Where's the bathroom?
307
00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:03,446
You are destroying my life.
308
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,192
Only because I love you.
309
00:14:11,106 --> 00:14:14,101
Hey. What the hell was that back there?
310
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,506
Nothing.
311
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:16,905
Don't give me that.
312
00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:17,998
Back off, man.
313
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,047
No.
314
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,749
We're gonna talk about this right now.
315
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,030
What's going on?
316
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:26,749
I never thought it
would be worse being out.
317
00:14:27,949 --> 00:14:29,820
Give it some time.
318
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:31,708
You've only been out six months.
319
00:14:31,991 --> 00:14:33,992
I still haven't told my parents I'm out.
320
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:39,038
My mom's got this plaque on
her desk, "My son's a Marine."
321
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,701
What's she gonna put there now?
322
00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:44,666
- You and I both know...
- Can we not do speeches?
323
00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:55,273
I have a 70% disability rating.
324
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,338
Really?
325
00:14:58,343 --> 00:14:59,724
Yeah.
326
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:01,156
And saying it out loud
327
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,641
makes me want to put
a drill through my eye.
328
00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:07,285
Guess I'll work it out in therapy.
329
00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:11,258
Oh, yeah, I'm in therapy.
330
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:15,476
Damn.
331
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:18,791
Call your mother.
332
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:21,156
Tell her you're out and she
can keep that thing on her desk.
333
00:15:21,527 --> 00:15:24,138
Once a Marine, always a Marine.
334
00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:38,000
That was nice, what you did.
335
00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:40,892
Thanks.
336
00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:44,546
And that rating, that
ain't nothing but a number.
337
00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,506
I know.
338
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:51,994
Speaking of numbers, here is mine.
339
00:15:52,147 --> 00:15:55,041
Use it wisely.
340
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,063
I'm gonna get this framed.
341
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,758
I'm regretting it already.
342
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:09,050
- Get him.
- I'm trying.
343
00:16:09,273 --> 00:16:11,013
On your left. On your left.
344
00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:12,585
Oh, got it.
345
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:16,757
When I was 11,
346
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,886
my family had a Nintendo,
and we played that game
347
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,437
with the guy in the green
and the guy in the red
348
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:22,503
who run through pipes.
349
00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:23,671
Super Mario Brothers?
350
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:26,671
Yes, but in Afghanistan, we
called it Going to Your In-Laws.
351
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,504
That makes no sense.
352
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,901
It absolutely makes sense.
353
00:16:29,984 --> 00:16:32,073
The red man and the
pink woman are engaged,
354
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,905
and he wants to go see his fianc�e,
355
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,413
but the father has enlisted
a dragon to protect her.
356
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,601
Really trying to concentrate here.
357
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,303
My mother got totally hooked.
358
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:42,034
Every morning, she
would wake up and say,
359
00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:43,736
"I want to go to my in-laws,"
360
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,381
and we knew she was
talking about the game
361
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,819
because she never wanted to
go to her in-laws in real life.
362
00:16:48,568 --> 00:16:50,874
What do you call
Pac-Man in Afghanistan?
363
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,061
Run If You Don't Want To Be Eaten.
364
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:56,968
You made me lose.
365
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:59,905
No, you lost because
you didn't do a good job.
366
00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:01,580
Think you can do better?
367
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,630
Of course I do.
368
00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:03,843
What are video games?
369
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,288
Just life without real consequences.
370
00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,662
Nice.
371
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,906
I'm running away from home.
372
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,793
Buh-bye.
373
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,038
On your left.
374
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:36,939
Thank you, sir.
375
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,139
It's Walt.
376
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,319
Not today.
377
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,760
Today, it's sir.
378
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,755
What are you dummies talking about?
379
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,501
We were just saying
how proud of you we are.
380
00:17:47,506 --> 00:17:48,801
Well, carry on.
381
00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:51,587
He was great in the parade.
382
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,515
Two Shriners crashed into each other.
383
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,796
He didn't even crack a smile.
384
00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:56,577
I was howling on the inside.
385
00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:58,190
Semper Fi.
386
00:17:58,195 --> 00:17:59,588
Semper Fi.
387
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:05,775
* I've been so many places in my life *
388
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,216
Donny Hathaway.
389
00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:09,441
How 'bout that?
390
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:15,132
* I've sung a lot of songs *
391
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:19,967
* I've made some bad rhymes... *
392
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:23,096
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