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Eve? How did you find me?

-[SCREAMS]
-What is she like? Helene?

Why not just ask Villanelle?

PHIL: Do you believe in God?

I have faith that
I'm not as shitty inside

as some people think I am.

I'm trying to show you
I've changed.

Maybe I've changed.
Have you thought of that?

Just dunk me!

YUSUF: The funeral home
Rhian Bevan's body was taken to.

EVE: Do you know Helene?

Someone has been
hunting down and killing
members of The Twelve.

That means they know
a damn sight more
than we do.

Stop meddling.
You'll be arrested,

and put in prison for
a long, long, long time.

Vlad.

Hello, traitor.

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

Oh. I didn't kill you.

Found her!

So, what happens now?

I lead you to salvation.

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[MAN 1 SCREAMING]

MAN 2: Tell us what you know!

[SCREAMING]

MAN 1: I've nothing to tell.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

MAN 2: Does anyone here know
if this man speaks the truth?

Come on! Fess up!

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

MAN 2: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for visiting
the Tower of London.

[MOBILE RINGING]

YUSUF: Have you got the tracker?

EVE: Yes.

YUSUF: Don't lose her.

I guess I 've never known
anyone in my life
who really challenges me.

But maybe you'll be different.

[MOBILE DINGS]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

[MOANING AND KISSING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[TYRES SQUEAL]

[ENGINE HISSING]

BARBARA: How much longer
are we gonna be here?

PHIL: I'm sure we'll be
moving soon, Barbara.

Okay. Question number 45,

on what day did God create

creatures who swim in the sea
and fly in the sky?

Question number 46.

Who killed Sisera
by stabbing him
in the head with a tent peg?

Ouch!

Question number 47.

In John 11:35, Jesus wept.

Why did he weep?

Clue, it's not because his coach
broke down on the N4.

I have something
I'd like to say.

Okay. Is it about the quiz or...

"There shall be
more joy in Heaven
over one sinner that repents

"than over 99
righteous persons
that need no repentance. "

Luke, Chapter 15.

Thank you, Nelle.

Okay, can you please
all pass your sheets
to the front?

Okay, so to avoid
a repeat of last year,

I've decided to
allocate you your tents,

so if you can please
try and stick to your own.

Barbara...

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Just leave it!

[♪ ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪♪♪

He wants you gone.

He knows something happened
between you and the daughter,

he just doesn't know what.

What are you doing here?

What do you mean
what am I doing here?

I'm here to guide you,
remember?

I'm your spiritual guru.

Er, first piece of advice...

[SPITS]

... don't eat the weird
camping food.

[CHUCKLES]

Come.

You want to know why
I look and sound like you?

Don't deny it,
I can see into your brain.

Come.

Everyone experiences me
differently.

I appear to some as an angel,

to some as a voice
in the clouds,

to some as a burning bush.

But for you, I'm you in drag.

Does that make sense?

Yes.

You and I both know
how well you're doing.

Your goodness is really
starting to "pop".

You just need to
convince him of it.

You can't let him
stand in the way
of your transformation.

He doesn't believe in me.

Ah, he's just
threatened by you.

Make things right
with the daughter,
and the vicar will follow.

Go on.

Go get them, tiger!

Whoa...

Knock, knock.

And behold,

the dove returned to Noah
with a freshly plucked
olive branch in her beak.

You have to use
your imagination.

I need to finish unpacking.

Let me help you.

I know you're scared of me.

You tried to kill me.

-Yet you're still alive.
-So you admit it?

That's not the point.

The point is I,
I didn't kill you!

What does that matter?

You tried to drown me
but it's fine because
you didn't finish the job?

-It matters, okay?
-I don't understand.

I'm a bad person
who's trying to be good.

You know when one person
thinks you're evil,

everyone else
starts to think it.

And after a while,
you start to
believe it yourself.

That's why it matters
that you're still alive.

It's working.
I'm getting better.

And it's all thanks to
being around people like you.

[DOOR BEEPS AND OPENS]

[EVE SIGHS]

Pack your bags, baby.

I'm taking you to Paris.

What is this?

I know we agreed this is
gonna be a casual arrangement,

but, I'm really starting
to feel, you know...

Whoa! What are you doing?

I told you before
this even started.

No overnight stays,
no presents, no mini-breaks...

I'm joking! Jesus!

So the data from
the tampon tracker came back.

Helene lives in
Champ de Mars in Paris.

Why didn't you just say that?

Give it...

Can you see?

[EVE SIGHS]

Paris...

I thought we could spend
a couple of days
doing reconnaissance.

We can stake out her house,
we can track her movements

and get a real sense
of how she operates
on her ground.

Or I could just knock
on the front door.

Or you could just knock
on the front door.

Yeah, why didn't I
think of that?

You know, you really were
wasted behind that desk at MI5.

Isn't it time for
one of your meal breaks?

How do you know
she won't just kill you?

I mean, The Twelve, they've
probably got your mug shot
up on the wall, right?

"Axe murderer, refuse entry."

Hey, I'm just trying to inject
a little know-how
into your revenge.

Well, what if your know-how
isn't the only know-how
worth knowing?

You know what you are?

You're like one of those people,
they adopt a lion cub.

They're like "Oh, no,
we have a connection,
it would never hurt me!"

And then, it rips
their stupid head off.

Wait, I'm not saying
that you're stupid, I'm just...
Where are you going?

For a second opinion.

Oh, a second opinion...

[♪ ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪♪♪

[BARBARA LAUGHING]

MAY: I want to
show you something.

Won't your dad be angry?

Probably.

BARBARA: Oi!

Barbara, okay.

[MAY SIGHS]

Are you going to kill me now?

No, I'm going to save you.

There is something
all coiled-up in you

and it's stopping you
from being who you want to be.

There's only one way
to uncoil it.

[SCREAMS]

You try, Nelle, let yourself go!

[MAY SCREAMS]

VILLANELLE VISION: Oh!
You did it!

She's totally into you again!

What's the matter?
Aren't you pleased?

No, I'm really pleased.

You want to spin with me?

It's a little juvenile for me...
Are you kidding?

Of course I do!

[SCREAMS]

[PANTING]

[GATE CREAKING]

-Hey.
-Oh, hey, this, erm...

This is for meeting me
last minute, thank you.

[CHUGGING]

[GROANS]

I can't take alcohol
into a secure unit.

So what did you want to ask me?

I've got five minutes
until my cannibal.

How do you get
what you want out of them?

You mean my patients?

Yeah, but the really
dangerous ones,

not the one-hit-wonders.

Eve, what I "want out of them"
is to help them.

Oh, please. Go on.

Okay, uh, generally,

people only talk if
they think they're getting
something in return.

Work out what they want
and then give it to them.

Or appear to give it to them.

So, if I know the person
wants to be challenged,

I should just go ahead
and challenge her?

Just knock on her door,
so to speak?

A direct approach might work,
but I wouldn't recommend it.

If there's a problem, I have
a personal alarm and two nurses

and a decade of experience
protecting me from them.

Well, maybe I'm more
of a "them" these days
than I am a "you".

Thanks for your help.

How is Villanelle?

Oh, you know.

She's a Christian now.

Is that possible?

Human beings
like to believe in change.

But what do you think?

I think reinvention
is a form of avoidance.

Don't get eaten.

[WATER SPLASHING]

How's the midlife crisis going?

Swimmingly.

There will be a proper debrief
in due course.

But first, we require
a little co-operation.

I'm sorry for this.

Don't be. If I were
in your position,

I'd be hooking
my nipples up to electrodes.

I'd forgotten
what an awful flirt you are.

VLAD: Shall we?

She visits a sex club
in Swindon once a month.

Very good.

She has a birthmark,

in the shape of a donkey
on her left buttock.

Indeed, an arse on her arse.

VLAD: Anything else?

She's also addicted to opiates.

And the last one.

This one is
a self-serving egotist

who thinks solely
with his nether regions.

He's prime for a honey-trapping.

Is that all you want from me?

For now.

In that case, I want
a new passport,

access to whatever files
I haven't seen

and an office
that doesn't smell of dysentery.

[CHUCKLES]

We wouldn't even let you
into the building,
let alone give you an office.

Is that right?

You defected, Carolyn.

To help you smoke out
The Twelve, Vlad,

like you've always wanted,
like I've always wanted.

But now I want it slightly more

because one of them
ordered the death of my son.

I hear what you're
saying, but...

Forgive me.

People here don't like rats.

It's for your safety
more than anything.

Once this new information
comes good,

we'll set you up
with all the resources you need.

May, a word?

Where have you two been?

I took Nelle to the clearing.

You missed Capture the Flag.
You've always loved that game.

Yeah, well, people change.

Well, can't you see that's
what I'm worried about?

I think he's really
warming to me.

He's such a hypocrite.

He doesn't want me
to be around you,

but he's not
so different himself.

[SCOFFS] Me and him?

The same?

You think you've done
some bad stuff, but...

But what?

I shouldn't say.

It's not fair for you
to have to keep his secrets.

Jesus would want you
to be honest.

He killed my mum.

Er, say that again.

He tells everyone that
"Mary died in a car crash".

But he leaves out
the most important part.

He was the one who was driving.

He was the one who was drunk.

Please, you can't tell anyone.

Of course not.

[MAY SOBBING]

[GROUP LAUGHING]

Am I Hitler?

ALL: Yes!

Who did this?

It's just a game, Nelle.

Ah!

[CHUCKLES]

Okay.

Okay, well, now
it's my turn to write one!

PHIL: Yes!

Yeah.

It's Bible themed.

So you're going to love it!

-[GROUP CHEERING]
-Yes!

PHIL: It's what we like!

Okay.

Am I a man?

GROUP: No.

No?

Am I alive?

GROUP: No.

Am I a contemporary of Jesus?

GROUP: Yes.
VILLANELLE: No.

No. Actually...

Did... Did I say Bible-themed?

GROUP: Yes.

I meant Phil-themed.

Phil-themed?

Yes.

Nelle, what are you doing?

No, it's okay, May.
It can be about me,
if that's what Nelle wants.

At least she's taking part.

Er, okay, Nelle.
So, it's me-themed.

Is it someone I know?

Knew.

Am I my mother?

[GROUP LAUGHING]

No.

Am I our old cat?

Do you want a clue?

You were killed unlawfully.

I don't know anyone that
was killed unlawfully...

Oh, think a bit harder.

Do you give up?

The answer is

your dead wife

who you killed in a car crash
when you were drunk.

Yeah.

Better luck next time.

I'll get the sausages.

That was not
what we discussed.

Did you see his face?

[GASPS MOCKINGLY]

Don't ever do something
without running it
past me again,

or I will smite you!

[SIGHS]

I can't be mad at you.

[LAUGHS]

You know, if you hadn't
called him out,
I would've had to.

No, we can't have
murderers as vicars.

Er, you can't?

I didn't mean you.

-Oh.
-You're fine.

You're not pretending
to be perfect.

Now, you've been naughty, sure.

But he, has a really
nasty streak.

You know, I once took
the devil out of a man
in Gerasa

and put him into
a herd of pigs.

People loved it.

And guess what?
They're going to love you too.

You've saved them from
the evil in their midst.

Don't worry!
I'm back!

What's the matter?

Did someone get murdered?

[CHUCKLES]

Okay...

You, Malala, unpack these.

You get some more wood
for the fire.

You, put some music on.
Huh? This is supposed to fun.

I knew you was bad inside.
I saw it from the beginning.

Nobody cares
what you think, Barbara.

MAN: I do.

Did you not see what happened?

I, er... I cast out a demon.

He's not the demon.
It's you who should go, missy.

GROUP: Yes!

Why are... Why are you
defending the vicar?

He killed his wife
and then he lied about it!

Whatever he did,
it's in the past.

It's the man he is today
we care about.

[GROUP AGREEING]

What about the woman I am now?

Do you know how many times
I've won Parishioner
of the Week award?

Cos you invented it!

GROUP: Yeah!

There's a saying in my family.

You can put a wig on shit,
but it still stinks of shit!

You said they'd love me!

A rat, for a rat.

YUSUF: How many toilet breaks
do you think you're
gonna need, a day?

I'm doing a rota
for the stake-out.
How many toilet breaks?

You're loving this,
aren't you?

YUSUF: Aren't you?

I might not come out of this.

I'm gonna give you four,
in case of nervous poos.

EVE: When we get there,
I want to have steak.

YUSUF: Steak!

I thought you wanted
to eat steak.

I did.
It's overdone.

YUSUF: Okay, what is going on?

On the way here you were
all Dragon Tattooand now,
you're what, you're, Eeyore?

Can we just get the bill?

You are not going to die.

We are not even
going to go near her.

This is just a recce.

And I really know
what I'm doing.

Yusuf, please.

[EXHALES]

[YUSUF SPEAKING FRENCH]

Have you taken
the steak knife?

-What? No, of course not...
-Show me your bag.

-No!
-Show me it.

-No, I...
-I'll take a look.

No! No, no, no...

-Eve...
-Stop it. No!

YUSUF: Okay. [SCOFFS]

You wanna do it your way?

You want to knock on
that door, without knowing
what's on the other side,

and you think that this
is gonna protect you?

Well, it has before.

[CLATTERS]

Eve, you want to hunt down
The Twelve,

you wanna kill the top brass,

you wanna die while doing it,
you have my support,
one hundred percent.

But this way, you will die
before you even get close.

Gotta hold something back
for what's to come.

Let's get out of here.

[WAITER SPEAKS FRENCH]

Right, thanks, I'll get it.

I'll get it.

-I will get it.
-We will split it.

[VLAD AND CAROLYN LAUGHING]

It's worse for me.

It probably...

Now Marina thinks
I'm just a terrible cook!

Oh, yes, I forgot.

I've brought you, a present.

A present?

What have I done
to deserve this?

It had infiltrated
my kitchen cupboard.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

A little light intimidation.

You know my people
wouldn't be doing their jobs
correctly without it.

So has my information
proved useful?

Partially.

Please, tell me.

How can someone be
partially blackmailed?

Well,

the child with the floppy hair,
he has fallen hard
for his honey-trap...

What are you keeping
from me, Vlad?

Don't try and outsmart me.
You haven't got the neurons.

Mmm.

The woman with the ass
on her ass,

she was found dead
about an hour ago.

She hanged herself.

Fortunately, her children
weren't there.

[GASPS]

Well...

-These things happen.
-Hmm.

Drugs ruin lives.

Mmm.

[EXHALES]

If the waiter comes,
I'm going to have the veal.

Excuse me just a moment...

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

Come to get this?

Actually, I've come
to cook you dinner.

But I'll take it.

What are we having?

Shepherd's pie.

Where are your knives?

Ah!

You want to know
how I knew it was a tracker?

I don't use applicator tampons.

I've never understood
women who can't insert

their own fingers
into themselves -

Ah!

[EVE GASPS]

Ooh, let me see.

Ooh.

[GASPS]

I feel rude
you cooking me dinner

when I hardly know
anything about you.

Tell me about yourself.

I like holidays, dogs,
long walks on the beach.

And?

And I want to
bring down The Twelve.

I want to cut the head
off the monster.

That's wonderful.

I like all of those
things too.

And guess what?

I also want to cut
the head off the monster.

Really?

Amazing isn't it,
when you find someone
you can really connect with?

It's so rare!

-But you're one of those...
-So?

So why would you want
to destroy them?

[BEEPING]

Oh.

So this is what you're into.

Torturing your way
through The Twelve,

picking them off one by one.

I don't usually do
the torture myself.

This is a special treat.

Does it hurt?

Only if I let it.

[GASPS]

Don't move.

I've only got lobster tail.

You don't have to do this alone.

Who's at the top?

I'll tell you after dessert.

[CHLOE SPEAKING FRENCH]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Chloe, this is
my new friend Eve.

Eve is the best
bedtime storyteller
in the world.

Would you like her
to read you a story?

[CHLOE SPEAKING FRENCH]

HELENE: She won't let you go
until you've done it.

She's got her mother's
determination.

Oh, come on,
don't ruin the moment.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

Who's at the top?

If you're so up for a challenge,
work it out yourself.

You're right.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

Hey, hey!
What it is you want
to do exactly?

I'll tell you
after dessert sometime.

[DOOR OPENS]

MAY: I didn't see what you saw.
I saw something, something good.

PHIL: And now?

MAY: And now I don't think
anyone could love her.

I think she's the devil!

[PHIL SCREAMING]

[MAY SCREAMING]

MAY: Help!

[SCREAMS]

VILLANELLE VISION: There, there.

Come on.

Don't hate yourself.

You were the perfect
little lamb.

A shepherd like me
couldn't have...

[GRUNTS]

Very good.

You really got me.

No one else could've done it.

I thought I could do it.

Oh, baby.

You didn't stand a chance.

Hmm.

[THUDS]

[VILLANELLE VISION SCREAMS]

[STABS]

[LAUGHS]

[CACKLING]

[VILLANELLE VISION GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[STRAINING]

[CACKLING]

Oh, don't stop now.

Huh?

Come on, finish the job!

[TENT FLAP UNZIPPING]

Boo-hoo!

[TENT FLAP ZIPPING]

CAROLYN: Three suspected members
of The Twelve murdered so far.

All of them by sadistic torture.

Interesting. Continue.

Helene is as clueless
as we are.

EVE: She is
torturing each member
to get to the next.

I killed two people last night

after I really tried
really hard not to.

Salud.

Women are so much
worse than men.
No one told me.

We'll have a bottle.

WOMAN: Is there anything
you'd like to tell me?

Things are difficult.

You scare off the customers.

I feel like shit.

All of the time.

Chubby bangers!

Special treat for Mr Big Boss.

VILLANELLE: Hi.

I need help.

I barely had a chance
to wash my bed.

Villanelle's in my room.

YUSUF: What?

EVE: I think she's killed again.