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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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[knock on door]Come in.
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Hey, what're you doing?Homework.
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Come on, I won't rat you out.
What are you really doing?
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Homework.
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[sighs] What have they
done to you?
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So, listen,
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I was thinking about
running over to Costco
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and buying one
of those new Xboxes
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and inviting some friends over
to mess around with it.
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You a gamer?
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No, which means I'll need
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somebody to teach me.
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Oh, I don't think my mom
will like that.
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Oh, she's gonna hate it.
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Let's go.
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BOB:
So, what, I'm just supposed to
become a Ravens fan now?
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ABISHOLA:
Are they not a better team?
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BOB:
Okay, that's a low blow.
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ABISHOLA:
Everything is a low blow.
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You are so sensitive.[sighs]
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Sounds like there's
trouble in paradise.
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Another marital problem that
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we will have to
help them navigate.
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They're so lucky
to have us.
Mm.
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When I was a newlywed,
there was nothing to navigate.
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You just did what
your husband said,
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and you made sure he never
saw you without makeup.
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My husband still has
never seen my naked face.
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Really?I sleep in
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full makeup and
a girdle. Mm-hmm.
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I thought you were
getting yourself some tea.
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I never made it to the kettle.
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My mother stopped me
to complain.
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About what?Everything.
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You know, this could be
a new reality show.
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An angry Nigerian mother-in-law
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slowly destroying
the people she loves.
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Call it, Guess Who's
Coming to Dinner...
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and Staying. Forever.
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Oh, no.What?
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I forgot my phone out there.
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Don't go back.
I'll order you a new one,
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have it delivered to the window.
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I think I left it in the gym.
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I could get to it from
the side of the house.
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Yeah, but that's right next to
"you know whose" room.
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[chuckles] Your mother
has a name.
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Don't say it out loud,
you'll summon her.
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Then she'll come and
tell us one of her stories.
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[as Dottie]: Did I ever
tell you about my royal flush
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at the Jackpot
Junction Casino?
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[laughs]
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I always get the one
about someone
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named Frankie Valli
buying her a lemon drop.
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We're prisoners
in our own home.
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Our moms are the guards,
and this is the hole.
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We could
always escape.
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Go out the window,
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press against
the side of the house
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to avoid
the motion lights,
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have the Uber pick us up
two blocks down at the 7-Eleven.
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Wow, you just had that
plan ready to go?
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You are new
to this prison,
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I grew up in it.[laughs]
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Well...
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I suppose we could
jump that rose bush.
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Although, that gravel
on the other side's
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gonna make for a tricky landing.
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I'm gonna have to change shoes.
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Bob.Yeah?
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We don't have to do this.
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Thank you.
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DOTTIE:
Hey, I found
somebody's phone.
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[knock on door]DOTTIE: You guys in there?
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Bob? Abishola?
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Shh. It responds to noise.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Do you have
any eights?
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Go fish.
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This is a very
strange game.
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Yeah, it's
mind-numbingly simple,
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which is why it's better to do
when you're drinking.
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What isn't?
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I knew we were
simpatico.
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I'll get the Baileys.Mm.
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Hey.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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Hello, Bob.
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E karo,Mama Ebun.
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Is everything okay?
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You and Abishola
turned in early last night.BOB: Yeah.
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I'm on this new diet
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where you're not
supposed to eat after 6:00,
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so what's the point
of being up? Or alive?
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While you have an
important guest here,
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it might be nice for you to make
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a little more effort
to entertain them.
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I'm sorry, Mama Ebun.
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I meant me.
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It is good you and Abishola are
spending so much time together.
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Listen, a-about that,
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you know,
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we love having both of you here.
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Of course you do.
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We're delightful.[laughs]
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Yeah.
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It's just, I feel like I spend
more time with you two
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than I do Abishola.
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Well, whose fault is that?Yours.
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You should always
make time for your wife.
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That's what I'm
trying to do.
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Then why are you here
whining to us?
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I'm not whining.
I just want some alone time
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with my wife.Well, maybe your yelling
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is why she doesn't want to spend
any more time with you.
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How about this? One night
a week, you guys stay out
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of our hair.
Is that too much to ask?DOTTIE: Not at all.
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To be honest,
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we could use a little break
from you, too.
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Seriously?
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You know I love you, sweetie,
but you're under foot a lot.
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This is my house.
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How dare you tell your mother
that your house is yours.
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DOTTIE:
I had a stroke,
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God forbid I should stay
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a couple of weeks.EBUNOLUWA: Mm.
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You've been here for two years.
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You know what?
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Forget I said anything.
Have a great day.
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You too, sweetie.
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Boy, he's in a mood.
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I hope he does not pass
that disposition onto his child.
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Huh?
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Clearly, they are trying
to have a baby.
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Can you think
of any other reason
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they would not want
their mothers around?
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Hot damn, I'm gonna be a granny.
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AUNTIE OLU:
Of course, Ebun.
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I will not tell
a soul.
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Hand me the church directory.
I need to spread the good news.
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What?
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Bob and Abishola are going
to have a child.
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No!Yes!
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Can you imagine how adorable
a little baby Bob will be?
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I need to tell
Sister Comfort.
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Shouldn't Bob and Abishola
be the ones
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to announce this blessing?
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Yes.
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Hello, Sister Comfort.
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I have wonderful news!
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[gasps]
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Just saw
my first robin.
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Spring is coming soon.
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Are you having
another stroke?
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No, I'm just
enjoying God's handiwork.
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Each day
really is a gift.
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It does sound like she's dying.
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I'm not dying.
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If you must know,
I'm in a good mood because
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I'm about to be a grandmother.
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Wait, Abishola's pregnant?
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They're working on it.
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I knew when he started
losing weight
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he was up to something.
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Oh, he's burning those calories.
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Ew.
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Are you sure
about this?
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I just feel like Abishola
would've told her little sister.
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Little? You're older than her.
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Yeah, but
she's taller.Bob said
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they need more alone time.
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What do I need to do,
draw you a picture?
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Well, maybe she just
didn't want to jinx it
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by sharing it with the person
that she's closest to.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
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Poor Bob.
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What do you mean,
"poor Bob"?
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He's gonna be one
of those old dads.
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Him and the kid are gonna be
in diapers at the same time.
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Well, I'm excited.
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This baby could be good for us,
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give me more than one winner
in the bunch.
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One winner?
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She's talking about Bob.
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All I'm saying is, it's a chance
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to right some wrongs.
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What, so are you saying
Douglas and I are the wrongs?
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No.
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You both fill my heart
with pride.
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Your shift was over
a half hour ago.
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Yes, it was.
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Your mom still here?
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Yes, she is.
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[chuckles]
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My mother would
visit for months
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and do nothing but nag me
from the couch all day.
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Her butt print would haunt me
even after she left.
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I feel bad for my mother.
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I'm all she has.
My siblings barely speak to her.
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See that guilt
you're feeling?Mm-hmm.
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It's all part of their
little game, child.
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My mother does not play games.
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The fact that you
think that,
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means she's winning.
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Here.
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What is this?
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I would have made more of
an effort if I hadn't found out
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you were having a baby
from Sister Comfort.
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What? You're
having a baby?
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No.Oh, please.
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Don't play coy now.
Your secret is out.
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I am not pregnant.
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That's why she been
eating such big lunches.
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And having erratic mood swings,
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from angry to very angry.
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You are making me angry now
with this pregnancy nonsense.
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I'm going to be
a wonderful godmother.
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Ah, who made you godmother?
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You think it should be you?
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I think we should discuss it.
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Is anyone listening to me?Shh.
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What if we were
co-godmothers?I could live with that.
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Well, let's do that then.[laughs]
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Ooh, you look
a little cranky.
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Let me get you twoa snack.
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Apparently, my mother has been
telling everyone I'm pregnant.
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Well, how the hell
did she get that idea?
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I was just telling her we barely
get any time together.
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Oh, Bob.What?
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Why would two married people
want to be alone?
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To look at a suspicious mole
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on the husband's back?
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Now she will never give up
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on this ridiculous baby idea.
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Is it?
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What?Ridiculous.
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Yes.
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We talked about this.
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I know, but that was before.
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Before what?
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Spending time with Dele.
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He's such a great kid.
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You can't help
but wonder
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what kind of kid
we would have.
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I can help but wonder.
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You know what?
Forget I said anything.Okay.
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Yeah, just forget it.
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[sighs]
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Oh, great, you're here.
Please, sit down.
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Are you coming back
to take my job?
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No, I would never.
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Oh, thank God.
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Don't thank God yet.
Someone is
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coming for your jobs.
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Someone younger and smarter.
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Who is coming?
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Bob and Abishola
are trying to have a kid.
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No!
260
00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,671
Yes.
261
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,890
That is wonderful news.
262
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,980
Stop smiling,
you fool.
263
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,590
The moment
the child is born,
264
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,678
we are on an
18-year countdown
265
00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,812
until he inherits
the MaxDot throne.
266
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,336
Yes, he, she, or they
267
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,033
will certainly be put in charge.
268
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,121
I would welcome a leader
that has a mix
269
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:48,038
of Abishola's relentless drive
and Bob's tenderness.
270
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,692
Like a teddy bear with talons.
271
00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:53,696
There will be no company
to work for.
272
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,873
Often, the passion
for a family-run company
273
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,135
only lasts one generation.
274
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:01,355
You think Bob's kid will sell?
275
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,618
GOODWIN:
Of course.
276
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,576
He will not care about socks.
277
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,447
He will only care
about going to the club
278
00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:09,407
and getting jiggy with it.
279
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,235
I don't like him.
280
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:13,759
He hasn't even been born yet,
and I do not like him.
281
00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:15,936
That baby is no threat to you.
282
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,981
I was the one who was
going to be in charge.
283
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,855
[both laugh]
284
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,509
DOUGLAS:Goodwin,
285
00:11:24,552 --> 00:11:25,727
we love you
286
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,121
and all you've done
for the business, but...
287
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:30,732
we're Wheelers.
288
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,562
Well, Bob Wheeler
289
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,956
promised me I would take over
once he left.
290
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,870
I'm sorry?What?
291
00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:41,004
I have a signed statement
on a Wendy's napkin.
292
00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:44,138
And where
is this napkin?
293
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,230
In a safe place.
294
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,495
Yeah, I don't know if a napkin
will hold up legally.
295
00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:56,716
I mean that genuinely,
I have no idea.
296
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,892
Why was I never told?
297
00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:01,590
None of this matters
if Mr. Wheeler has a child.
298
00:12:02,895 --> 00:12:05,855
Excuse me.Where are you going?
299
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,682
To get a baby gift.
300
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,336
Are you sure?
301
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:12,208
When you walk out that door,
you have chosen your side.
302
00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:17,736
Oh, my God.
303
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,565
This baby is already
tearing us apart.
304
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,527
Well, here they are!
305
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,529
Ooh. The bringers of life.
306
00:12:28,572 --> 00:12:30,836
I have wanted
to change a diaper
307
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,926
since I saw the movie
Three Men and a Baby,
308
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:36,842
because I was one man
with no baby.
309
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,801
That's very sweet, guys,
310
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455
but there has been
a misunderstanding.
311
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,456
Eat this eba.
312
00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:45,373
I'm not hungry right now.
313
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:48,331
Eat it. Your cousin Bisi ate it
during her pregnancies
314
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,769
and all her children
are over six feet.
315
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,597
And she and her husband
are both little people.
316
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,818
Everyone is getting
ahead of themselves.
317
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,039
Abishola, I just want to
say thank you.
318
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:02,738
I'd given up on the idea
of becoming a grandmother,
319
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,479
and then this came
out of nowhere.
320
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:08,308
Like the time Frankie Valli
bought me a lemon drop.
321
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,355
I have to say,
322
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,140
this is...
this is the most...
323
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:15,490
No, no, no, please don't.
324
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,057
Let your uncle cry.
325
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,667
After all our struggles,
326
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,061
he is excited
to have a baby around.
327
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,585
Yes. That.
328
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,586
Listen, I don't want to
disappoint anyone,
329
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:27,763
but Abishola and I
talked about it,
330
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,070
and we're not sure
we're gonna do the kid thing.
331
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,985
What?EBUNOLUWA: Yes, you will.
332
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,595
I have already told everyone.
333
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:34,813
Well, you should not
have done that.
334
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,076
This is my fault.
335
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,643
I didn't mean to give you
the wrong idea.
336
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,081
Do you really not want a child?
337
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,951
Uh...You see?
338
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,519
Your husband wants a child.
339
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,826
You are denying him the chance
to continue his family name.
340
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,832
I'm sorry.
341
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,663
I know everyone here's
intentions are good,
342
00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:01,230
but I think we just need
a little space.
343
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,232
This is a complicated situation.
344
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:07,062
It is not complicated.
We want a child.
345
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:07,976
UNCLE TUNDE:We do.
346
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,457
We really do.
347
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,591
I am so sorry about that.
348
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,774
Wow, she's like a ninja.
349
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,995
[lively chatter][music playing faintly]
350
00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,134
Can I join you?
351
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,264
What happened?
352
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,918
I fell out the window
following you.
353
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,485
What do you think happened?
354
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,923
That rose bush was tricky.[chuckles]
355
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:44,317
That makes me feel
much better.
356
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,667
How did you find me?
357
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,625
You know that app
you track Dele on
358
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:48,625
with your phone?
359
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,672
You did that?Sorry.
360
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:51,933
Do not be.
361
00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:54,197
Tracking someone
means you love them.
362
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,768
A child would require me
363
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,465
to take time
away from the hospital.
364
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,597
That's true.
365
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,817
I would also need to delay
going to medical school
366
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,557
for at least a year.
367
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:10,125
Yeah, I guess you would.
368
00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:11,735
I have concerns about
369
00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:14,216
taking care of a newborn
and your mother,
370
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,480
who, after a few drinks,
is fussier than a baby.
371
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,873
[chuckles]
372
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,485
Got to be careful not to mix up
their bottles.
373
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,533
So many people want this.
374
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:30,277
What they want doesn't matter.
375
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,192
But you want it.
376
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:36,456
What I want is
for you to be happy.
377
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,240
And if you don't want
to have a kid,
378
00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,113
then I support that.
379
00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,552
I'm not sure what I want.
380
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,772
Wait, I thought you were
a hard no.
381
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,687
Because up until today,
I thought you were as well.
382
00:15:52,428 --> 00:15:55,692
Are you saying
you want to have a kid?
383
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,437
I'm saying
I'm no longer a hard no.
384
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:03,048
Huh.
385
00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,224
Okay.
386
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,443
Okay.
387
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,967
♪ Into the sun
388
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:13,363
So...Let's just drink
while I still can.
389
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,147
You got it.
390
00:16:19,803 --> 00:16:21,806
[whirring]
391
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:30,076
Hey, Goodwin.
392
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,773
Hello.
393
00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:36,342
I just want you to know
394
00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,519
that I fully support
Bob's choice
395
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,782
in putting you in charge
one day.
396
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,610
Thank you.
397
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,960
And I'm happy to
help throw overboard
398
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,571
any family member who disagrees.
399
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:51,749
You know, so long as there's
a place for me on that boat.
400
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,796
I will keep that in mind.
401
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,363
Great. [chuckles]
402
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,455
You look handsome today.
403
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,548
[scoffs]
404
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,164
Hey! My favorite coworker.
405
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,080
I was just thinking...
406
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,865
about how much I love
working on the floor.
407
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,477
Under you.
408
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:24,652
Thank you.
409
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,827
I would never abandon this place
410
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,829
the way cuckoo Christina did.
411
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,049
I'm loyal,
like a hound dog.
412
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,749
All I need is a pat on the belly
once in a while.
413
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,272
And my old office back
and a company car.
414
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,276
I will think about it.
415
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,105
[chuckles] Take your time.
416
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,023
You look handsome today.
417
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,506
[sighs]
418
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:55,248
Hello, cousin.Yes?
419
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,510
Is there something
you would like to tell me?
420
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,555
No.
421
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:01,253
I'm just here
to make copies.
422
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,733
Always the hard worker.Mm-hmm.
423
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,519
I will remember that
when I rise to power.
424
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,521
Interesting.
425
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,785
We will see what the Wheeler
child has to say about that.
426
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:14,744
Haven't you heard?
There is no Wheeler child.
427
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,009
You have old
information, cousin.
428
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,969
Abishola is no longer
a hard no.
429
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,492
Where did you hear this?
Who-who is your source?
430
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,886
Like I said,
431
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,845
I am just here to make copies.
432
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,423
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