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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,109 --> 00:00:01,434 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 2 00:00:01,439 --> 00:00:03,346 I'd just back off a tidge if I were you. 3 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,277 - Rachel. - Billy? 4 00:00:05,282 --> 00:00:06,579 I want to go home. 5 00:00:06,584 --> 00:00:09,319 - I'm getting married. - It's the public stuff. 6 00:00:09,324 --> 00:00:10,750 It's good to see you, Sheriff Haught. 7 00:00:10,754 --> 00:00:11,855 These days, it's just Nicole. 8 00:00:11,859 --> 00:00:14,494 Nicole, it's good to see you again. 9 00:00:14,499 --> 00:00:17,467 Mam helped her get Waverly out of the garden 10 00:00:17,472 --> 00:00:19,240 in exchange for you. 11 00:00:19,245 --> 00:00:20,845 - Vampire! - The only thing 12 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:22,617 Wynonna detests more than demons 13 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:24,022 - is her exes. - Murder her. 14 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:25,928 - Yah! - Untie me! 15 00:00:27,038 --> 00:00:28,606 You could just call him, you know. 16 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:37,176 Really trying for high noon, Haught? 17 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:39,413 Isn't that what you say after a night of drinking? 18 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,418 "Hi, noon". 19 00:00:40,423 --> 00:00:41,489 Oh... 20 00:00:42,186 --> 00:00:44,750 Only I make fun of my drinking. 21 00:00:51,329 --> 00:00:52,760 Gonna use your fiancée's nunchuks? 22 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:54,090 My fists are my nunchuks. 23 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,191 Oh yeah? 24 00:01:02,673 --> 00:01:04,704 Oh, you dirty bitch! 25 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,206 Eighteen months to practice, all you got is older. 26 00:01:10,948 --> 00:01:12,378 Oh, no! 27 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:16,415 Hey! Only I sweep her off her feet. 28 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:18,418 Ugh... Really with the schmoop right now? 29 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:20,887 I don't know who to cheer for. 30 00:01:20,892 --> 00:01:21,892 Cheer for fitness. 31 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:23,122 Wrong! 32 00:01:23,127 --> 00:01:24,557 Cheer for me, 33 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,158 'cause I got Hunt for Red Haughtober 34 00:01:26,163 --> 00:01:28,794 off the homestead and into her place of work. 35 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,297 The only work I'm doing is punching in at the... 36 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:33,432 punching your face factory. 37 00:01:33,437 --> 00:01:35,034 Hmm. You sure? 38 00:01:35,039 --> 00:01:37,536 Cop shop's just right over there! 39 00:01:37,541 --> 00:01:39,805 - Across the hall. - Yeah! Why not just... 40 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:41,841 boop on over there real quick. No? 41 00:01:41,846 --> 00:01:43,576 - Hmm? - You know, just for fun! 42 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:44,911 Et tu, Earps? 43 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:46,712 You lured me here under false pretenses. 44 00:01:46,717 --> 00:01:48,318 Nicole. 45 00:01:49,387 --> 00:01:52,785 Purgatory needs a sheriff, and it's gotta be you. 46 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:55,221 Everyone in town is saying so, right? 47 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:57,353 Well, that's really, really gratifying 48 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:59,155 'cause they didn't vote for me so they don't get me. 49 00:01:59,159 --> 00:02:00,259 Didn't you once say, 50 00:02:00,264 --> 00:02:02,439 "Everything good I have in my life is because 51 00:02:02,444 --> 00:02:04,174 I came back to the Ghost River Triangle"? 52 00:02:04,179 --> 00:02:05,405 Didn't you once say, "Eat a dick" 53 00:02:05,409 --> 00:02:06,938 to a bunch of vampires? 54 00:02:06,943 --> 00:02:08,607 I should have said, "suck a dick". 55 00:02:08,612 --> 00:02:11,402 Look, if this is guilt over what happened with Doc... 56 00:02:11,406 --> 00:02:13,706 Whoa, wow, would you look at the time. 57 00:02:13,711 --> 00:02:15,712 It's whatever o'clock, and I have a wedding to plan. 58 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:18,411 - See you at trivia tonight. - Wow. 59 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:21,147 That parent trap would have made Lohan puke. 60 00:02:21,152 --> 00:02:22,715 We barely even got a nibble. 61 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,152 And there's still a lineup of people 62 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:25,485 in the sheriff's office. 63 00:02:27,226 --> 00:02:30,991 - I was also not voted for. - Come on. 64 00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:34,127 It's not like BBD's given you an assignment this week. 65 00:02:34,132 --> 00:02:36,930 The town's nice and quiet. 66 00:02:43,374 --> 00:02:44,774 Oh! 67 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,913 Holy shit! 68 00:02:50,781 --> 00:02:53,383 The Earp heir is gonna hate this. 69 00:02:54,585 --> 00:02:56,749 She's gonna kill us. 70 00:02:56,754 --> 00:02:58,255 She's gonna kill me! 71 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,722 Oh, noo! 72 00:03:27,718 --> 00:03:29,715 Hands off! 73 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,752 Only active-duty police drink for free at my Shorty's. 74 00:03:32,757 --> 00:03:34,687 Well, I'm sheriff emeritus. 75 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,989 Sheriff avoidus, more like it. 76 00:03:36,994 --> 00:03:38,824 Help me set up for trivia night. 77 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:41,560 Okay, fine, but no more sheriff talk. 78 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:43,062 Everybody keeps asking me. 79 00:03:43,067 --> 00:03:44,664 Well, you were the best... 80 00:03:44,669 --> 00:03:46,599 since yours truly. 81 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:48,534 I filled out the slacks a little better. 82 00:03:48,539 --> 00:03:51,470 Know what I would like to talk about? 83 00:03:51,475 --> 00:03:53,376 Hints for tonight's trivia. 84 00:03:54,478 --> 00:03:56,909 What local deputy had the highest clearance rate 85 00:03:56,914 --> 00:04:00,646 in the Ghost River Triangle of the past ten years? 86 00:04:00,651 --> 00:04:03,153 It's just not for me anymore. 87 00:04:04,488 --> 00:04:05,751 You know, that sounds like 88 00:04:05,756 --> 00:04:07,386 a fancy way of saying you're butthurt. 89 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:11,123 Why would I be butthurt? 90 00:04:11,128 --> 00:04:12,692 - Wait, what have you heard? - Nothing. 91 00:04:12,697 --> 00:04:14,060 Why, did you do something? 92 00:04:14,065 --> 00:04:16,259 I'm too busy, okay? I've got Rachel. 93 00:04:16,264 --> 00:04:17,964 She's a full-time job. 94 00:04:17,969 --> 00:04:19,198 And yet you're in the dark 95 00:04:19,203 --> 00:04:21,233 about what she did at her part-time job. 96 00:04:21,238 --> 00:04:22,502 Oh no. Where'd she puke? 97 00:04:22,507 --> 00:04:25,442 It's her invisible monster boyfriend downstairs. 98 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:27,977 Damn it. She let him out. 99 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:32,611 Ugh! Don't tell me, 100 00:04:32,616 --> 00:04:35,444 community watch clocked someone mowing their lawn in the buff. 101 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,449 What's up? 102 00:04:36,454 --> 00:04:37,684 This life or death, Gil? 103 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,716 Every pharmacy is out of moisturizer. 104 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:42,621 Trag'. Also, come on, man. 105 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:44,790 Where's Sheriff Clayborn? 106 00:04:44,795 --> 00:04:46,292 Uh... 107 00:04:46,297 --> 00:04:49,262 Wintering on a kibbutz. Let's see, 108 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:52,865 any of these complaints not read like a Yelp review? 109 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:57,269 "My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass flames on his car?" 110 00:04:57,274 --> 00:04:58,804 Who cares?! 111 00:04:58,809 --> 00:05:00,806 Oh, this one's legit. 112 00:05:00,811 --> 00:05:02,071 If I ask for shredded lettuce, 113 00:05:02,076 --> 00:05:03,677 you better believe I don't want full leaf. 114 00:05:03,681 --> 00:05:06,679 Look. These people are under a lot of stress. 115 00:05:06,684 --> 00:05:08,180 Supply runs have halted. 116 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:09,749 Cupboards are bare. 117 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:12,251 Not to mention everything else that happens around here. 118 00:05:12,256 --> 00:05:13,319 Exactly. 119 00:05:13,324 --> 00:05:16,522 So much happens here, so relax! 120 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:18,190 Go outside. 121 00:05:18,195 --> 00:05:20,159 It's above zero out there! 122 00:05:20,164 --> 00:05:22,632 'Cause right now, things are fine. 123 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:24,964 We offed Pumpkin-head. 124 00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:27,900 Amon's disappeared into the ether, we're good. 125 00:05:27,905 --> 00:05:31,007 Ah yeah! You brought the lattes! 126 00:05:31,976 --> 00:05:34,140 Oh... 127 00:05:34,145 --> 00:05:35,245 Sorry. 128 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:39,278 No, this, this isn't mine. 129 00:05:39,283 --> 00:05:44,683 Not your... cherry pie that you spilled all over your apron? 130 00:05:44,688 --> 00:05:48,420 Not my cherry pie. But a cherry pie, 131 00:05:48,425 --> 00:05:49,855 which we need to investigate 132 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:52,491 because whoever's making these cherry pies is still out there 133 00:05:52,496 --> 00:05:55,061 and they might, uh... 134 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,533 bake again. 135 00:05:56,934 --> 00:05:58,759 - Nice. - You are terrible at codes. 136 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:01,432 - Damn. - Go jerk off about it, Gil. 137 00:06:03,674 --> 00:06:05,108 So where is this... 138 00:06:06,183 --> 00:06:07,683 ...murdered pie? 139 00:06:11,315 --> 00:06:12,646 Didn't there used to be a morgue? 140 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:15,314 - Oh yeah! - Yeah, the rats took it over. 141 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:16,682 Ah, good for them. 142 00:06:16,687 --> 00:06:19,222 - Who's the stiff? - Ricky Brock. 143 00:06:19,757 --> 00:06:22,154 - What a tragedy. - Left a wife and little kids? 144 00:06:22,159 --> 00:06:23,289 No. A real loner, 145 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:25,128 and, by all accounts, a real jerk, but... 146 00:06:27,098 --> 00:06:28,594 he won Shorty's Trivia last week. 147 00:06:28,599 --> 00:06:30,333 Oh, my god! 148 00:06:31,435 --> 00:06:32,832 Is that tragic? 149 00:06:32,837 --> 00:06:34,300 No, I mean, uh... 150 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:35,935 he was part of the community. 151 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,813 Well, our community, not yours, obviously, 'cause you lost. 152 00:06:38,818 --> 00:06:40,774 I know I was eliminated, but how was I supposed to know 153 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:42,708 Tobey Maguire isn't Spider-Man anymore? 154 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:44,810 - We all know. - Well, on the bright side, 155 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:45,845 at least it means that 156 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:47,514 Ricky won't be at tonight's Trivia finals! 157 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:48,585 True! 158 00:06:50,221 --> 00:06:52,184 I am so sorry. 159 00:06:52,189 --> 00:06:54,620 - That is not a bright side. - No. 160 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:57,123 Y'all brainiacs really got your priorities out of whack. 161 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:58,390 Before I got knocked out, 162 00:06:58,395 --> 00:06:59,992 I was obsessed with trivia night too. 163 00:06:59,997 --> 00:07:02,699 That aside, look at this. 164 00:07:04,856 --> 00:07:07,324 Whoa! 165 00:07:09,173 --> 00:07:10,869 Okay, my turn to react inappropriately, 166 00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:12,572 but we're all seeing the vampire bite marks, right? 167 00:07:12,576 --> 00:07:13,606 Yeah. 168 00:07:13,611 --> 00:07:15,474 If Mr. "I Don't Shoot People in the Back" 169 00:07:15,479 --> 00:07:17,979 still bites people in the neck, I guess I'm not so bad anymore. 170 00:07:17,984 --> 00:07:19,918 And even if I am, so is he. 171 00:07:20,885 --> 00:07:23,019 You don't need an excuse to go talk to Doc. 172 00:07:24,155 --> 00:07:25,751 I don't want to talk to him. 173 00:07:25,756 --> 00:07:27,253 I need to talk to him 174 00:07:27,258 --> 00:07:30,193 about the... poor... 175 00:07:33,097 --> 00:07:34,897 Doc couldn't have done this, right? 176 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:47,072 No. 177 00:07:47,077 --> 00:07:49,946 No, no, no, no, no! 178 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:04,317 It's a yes from me, dawg. 179 00:08:04,322 --> 00:08:06,585 So we decoupled the caboose, 180 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,226 but then my boys and I, 181 00:08:08,231 --> 00:08:11,831 we realized that the greenbacks, they're in another car... 182 00:08:12,964 --> 00:08:15,461 I have great stories too. 183 00:08:15,466 --> 00:08:18,564 Mostly about killing demons. 184 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:21,269 - With this gun. - It's okay, 185 00:08:21,274 --> 00:08:22,808 you are safe. 186 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:25,839 You wanna tell everyone you're not here to kill them? 187 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:27,073 Not everyone. 188 00:08:27,078 --> 00:08:28,808 Doc, I uh, 189 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:31,710 need a private interrogation with your moustache. 190 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,760 Hey. 191 00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:46,192 It's okay. I get it. 192 00:08:46,197 --> 00:08:48,961 You're a vamp. You got the hungs, 193 00:08:48,966 --> 00:08:50,466 that guy was num-nums. 194 00:08:51,702 --> 00:08:54,767 Welcome back to the moral low ground. 195 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:56,335 There's a great mattress down here 196 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:58,375 we could absolutely demolish. 197 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:00,840 What you're implying... 198 00:09:00,845 --> 00:09:02,345 is faulty. 199 00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:07,787 I have devised a morally sound way to satisfy my needs. 200 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:10,156 Morally sound? 201 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:13,292 Um. You're chilling at a demon bar. 202 00:09:13,297 --> 00:09:16,796 They may be demons, but even they would never... 203 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:18,230 Oh, shoot someone in the back? 204 00:09:18,235 --> 00:09:19,398 Well, how about the front? 205 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,507 You alright, Doc? 206 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:27,277 He's fine. 207 00:09:29,246 --> 00:09:31,410 Hey. Weirdest thing... 208 00:09:31,415 --> 00:09:34,280 Some demon with fangs killed a human. 209 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:36,052 Any of you have any idea who did it? 210 00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:42,054 No one here has information for you. 211 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,889 But I will keep my ear to the ground. 212 00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:46,392 From now, on I suggest 213 00:09:46,397 --> 00:09:50,563 you do not just pop into The Glory Hole. 214 00:09:50,568 --> 00:09:54,637 Well, isn't that the point of a glory hole? 215 00:09:57,608 --> 00:09:59,175 Since when do you have minions? 216 00:10:07,752 --> 00:10:10,249 Goddamn law enforcement. 217 00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:12,922 The gun does tend to go to their head. 218 00:10:17,562 --> 00:10:19,959 Hey Lil' Mama. 219 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:22,098 What's... shakin'? 220 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,631 Right, okay. 221 00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,633 Any idea why I might've called you here? 222 00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:29,335 You so want me to be gay, don't you? 223 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:32,525 Well, we would support you and buy you the right albums, 224 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,440 but... 225 00:10:34,445 --> 00:10:36,412 nice deflection. Billy. 226 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:38,781 What happened? 227 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,514 You were there. 228 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:42,785 Typical teen stuff. 229 00:10:45,489 --> 00:10:47,520 We should have told you he was in the basement. 230 00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:49,488 The Clantons turned him into that thing. 231 00:10:49,493 --> 00:10:50,893 And you said we'd fix him. 232 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:52,098 And from now on, 233 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:54,569 we're gonna talk more openly about our problems. 234 00:10:54,574 --> 00:10:56,574 Like Chicken-kicker? 235 00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:58,919 - Rachel. You promised! - I'm sorry! 236 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,988 - Rachel. You swore! - Nicole, I'm sorry! 237 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,658 You do not speak about that, ever. Ever, Rachel! 238 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,827 I'm just... I'm just worked up. 239 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,035 Okay, my never-BF turned into an invisible monster. 240 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:16,115 For what it's worth, he seemed really weak when I let him out. 241 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,654 Not a threat at all. 242 00:11:19,256 --> 00:11:20,657 But I'm still sorry. 243 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,794 Hey. 244 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:30,496 What are we listening to? 245 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,698 A podcast about Gaga. 246 00:11:32,703 --> 00:11:34,733 What? You sure you're not even bi? 247 00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:38,971 You know, he'd forgive you too. Doc. 248 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,944 If you just told him why. 249 00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:46,282 Hey. 250 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,683 Do not start. 251 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,718 I know my heels aren't touching the ground. 252 00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:54,486 I was gonna mention the two stiffs. 253 00:11:54,491 --> 00:11:56,822 Oh. Yeah. 254 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,824 It was on me to drag in the second body. 255 00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,926 - I hurt my back. - Oh... 256 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:04,467 Number two here is trivia nights' latest winner. 257 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,399 Niles! 258 00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:09,301 The butcher? Ugh! 259 00:12:09,306 --> 00:12:11,170 He knew all the capital cities. 260 00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:12,338 He even got Dodoma! 261 00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:16,475 We should focus on other things. 262 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,844 - Yeah. - Like, how did this happen? 263 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:20,312 Did Doc? 264 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:23,148 That's what I thought at first, but... 265 00:12:23,153 --> 00:12:24,487 look at this. 266 00:12:25,556 --> 00:12:26,585 Bite marks. 267 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,491 Well, actually... 268 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:32,060 Those are too far apart to be teeth. 269 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,526 That means our beautiful cowboy is in the clear, but... 270 00:12:34,531 --> 00:12:37,196 Hey, what is going on with him and Wynonna anyway? 271 00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:39,198 Doc thinks that... 272 00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:43,369 since Wynonna shot Holt, she's off the chain. 273 00:12:43,374 --> 00:12:44,741 Is she? 274 00:12:47,044 --> 00:12:48,411 Huh. 275 00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,613 Does this seem light to you? 276 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:54,484 Yeah. Kinda. 277 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:01,724 Whoa! Waverly! 278 00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:05,257 - There's nothing obstructing it. - It's empty! 279 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,292 Whoa. 280 00:13:06,297 --> 00:13:07,693 No brains. 281 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,098 Try number one! 282 00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:14,533 - Weirdly satisfying. - Yeah! 283 00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:17,273 So what, it's a brain-stealing demon? 284 00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:20,606 Why would they want human brains? 285 00:13:20,611 --> 00:13:23,809 I don't know, as a souvenir, or a trophy? 286 00:13:23,814 --> 00:13:26,182 Or something worse. 287 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,618 Mmm, 288 00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:35,888 I can feel the facts and numbers. 289 00:13:35,893 --> 00:13:38,223 Mmm... 290 00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:40,426 That the last brain, then? 291 00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:42,328 Not by a shot long. 292 00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:43,929 Long shot. 293 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,976 Is that the thing? 294 00:13:47,271 --> 00:13:49,301 Not by a long shot. 295 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,637 We're gonna need more brains. 296 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:53,242 A lot more brains. 297 00:14:00,651 --> 00:14:02,381 It's okay, I'm okay. 298 00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:05,551 Don't worry. Don't worry. 299 00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:08,224 Yeah, I wasn't. 300 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,393 Okay, murderinos, 301 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,758 tell me about my least favourite murderer. 302 00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:18,302 Okay, well, the unsub is a male, 303 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:19,704 mid-thirties, early forties. 304 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:20,909 Strong, because 305 00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:23,478 the victims don't have many defence wounds. 306 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,851 He seems to have incapacitated them easily. 307 00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,646 We're sure it's not a sexy vampire? 308 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,881 - Can confirm. - Right. 309 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,611 The thing is, the murders aren't the goal. 310 00:14:32,616 --> 00:14:34,819 The brains are actually what the demon's after. 311 00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,353 But... 312 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:39,056 the weapon that caused these puncture marks 313 00:14:39,061 --> 00:14:40,524 might be painted. 314 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,727 Yeah, there's a turquoise smudging left behind, 315 00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:44,829 which isn't very demonic. 316 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,065 Yeah, but the demon got the brains out 317 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,934 without a trace of a wound, so... 318 00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:51,669 Baby girl. It's a demon. 319 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:53,037 What kind of human wants brains? 320 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,272 Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna. 321 00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:59,208 Maybe a human with a fetish. 322 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:02,913 Or a compulsive obsession with intelligence. 323 00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:04,518 Like a lot of killers, 324 00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:07,785 he's probably frustrated at the way he's seen. 325 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,820 In this case, with being seen as smart. 326 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,589 Yeah, like you. Right now. 327 00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:13,824 Save it for trivia, downward don't. 328 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,060 You save it for trivia, online degree. 329 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:21,365 I am going to crush you! 330 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,935 Okay. Alright, so, see, see, what I think, 331 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,238 as a smart also, 332 00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,206 my hunch about this guy is, uh, 333 00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,942 he's a mur... derer. Okay? 334 00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:35,813 So, so he's like a murder, he's a murder fan. 335 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,685 Who likes to... 336 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,317 I left my rubber ducky keychain 337 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:42,157 at the sheriff's office. 338 00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:44,789 With a sign that says, 339 00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,828 "If you have an emergency, quack it". 340 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,596 Lemme guess. Your neighbour wore white after labour day. 341 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,536 - No. This is serious. - Oh. 342 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,001 Then what is it? 343 00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:58,936 So, there's this couple, a guy and a girl. 344 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:00,271 They were fighting. 345 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:03,440 - Did he hit her? - No, but, I'm sure he has. 346 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,743 He just kept yelling at her that he owned her. 347 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,778 Like, "I own you, I own you!" 348 00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,283 And then, he threw her into his car. 349 00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:11,483 - God, that sounds awful. - Well, yeah, it was. 350 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:14,222 Abusive relationship trumps brain man. Let's go. 351 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,855 - Where was it? - Oh well, they drove off. 352 00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:18,222 - Did you get a plate? - No, 353 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,925 but he had, he had flames painted on the front of his car. 354 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,126 Like really lame. 355 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,356 Nosy neighbours finally pay off. 356 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,062 - I've got the address here. - Okay. 357 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:27,598 Alright, let's go. 358 00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,166 Hey... 359 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:30,835 That's not all. 360 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,840 What is it? 361 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:33,704 I tried to break the fight up. 362 00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,039 Told the guy to cool off. 363 00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:36,340 Did he attack you? 364 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,675 Oh, worse. 365 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,777 While he was dragging the girl to the car, 366 00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:41,349 he turned to me and he said, 367 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,185 "I wish you would eat shit". 368 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,884 Yeah, yeah that's weird phrasing. 369 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:47,888 Yeah. 370 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,991 And then I went and ate shit. 371 00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:52,360 I don't even like shit. 372 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,999 Well, we know he has a small dick. 373 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,671 I probably dated him. 374 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,506 Open up, it's the... 375 00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:10,708 Earp Sisters! 376 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,618 Uh, hi? 377 00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:19,279 Something funny? 378 00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:21,115 Yeah, I was... 379 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,821 thinking about something funny I saw on the internet. 380 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,923 There's a guy, said something funny and then... 381 00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,928 his friend said something funny back to him. 382 00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,467 Yeah, I think I saw that one. 383 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:33,568 Doug? Doug Warner? 384 00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:37,038 Used to be my name. 385 00:17:37,736 --> 00:17:38,736 Used to? 386 00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,271 Mmm... 387 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,276 We're coming in. 388 00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,248 Your wish is my command. 389 00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:48,049 Any hail today? 390 00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:51,548 Uh, no. 391 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,117 Hail is not ice pellets. 392 00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,152 A lot of people confuse them 393 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,991 but it's actually different precipitations. 394 00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:58,956 Just the kind of stuff you pick up. 395 00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,696 Weather facts. 396 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:03,928 Neat. 397 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,562 Yeah, I got a lot of 'em. 398 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,135 Don't get me started on sleet. 399 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:09,401 You know, sleet actually goes east west. 400 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:10,968 You know how rain is up down? 401 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,504 Sleet is actually all dependent on the jet stream. 402 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,340 It's a big stream of wind that flies through the... 403 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,343 it's just a scam perpetrated by the post office, actually. 404 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,615 Hey. 405 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:23,184 Are you doing okay? 406 00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:26,383 Just battling the trolls. 407 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:28,585 Listen. 408 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,721 We're here to help. 409 00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:31,956 We can get you out. 410 00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:35,030 Yeah, no you can't, but... no big. 411 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:41,599 What're you eating there? What kind of sandwich is that? 412 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:42,866 Brain. 413 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:43,972 Cow. 414 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,140 Girl meat sandwich. 415 00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,573 All cows are girls. 416 00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:52,343 - Boy cows are bulls. - I too graduated kindergarten. 417 00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:54,979 You think I'm dumb? 418 00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,713 I think you have brain on your chin. 419 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,983 I do? Did I get it? 420 00:18:58,988 --> 00:19:00,417 I used to be dumb, 421 00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,390 but I'm actually getting a lot smarter. 422 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,322 Would you say you have a... 423 00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:08,926 compulsive obsession with intelligence? 424 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:09,960 Ginny get in here! 425 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,363 Leave her the fuck alone, Doug. 426 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,465 It's not Doug. 427 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,967 My name is Kuru! 428 00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:20,371 - Honestly this guy. - Ginny! Get here! 429 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,139 Waverly! He's our demon killer! 430 00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:23,907 You, you don't have to do this, Ginny. 431 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,075 'Scuse me. 432 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,378 Peacemaker's not glowing! So he's kinda just a dude! 433 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,114 - Human. - I am the demon Kuru. 434 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,519 - He's a human. - Ginny. 435 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:35,052 No. She's not yours, buddy. 436 00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:37,187 Just lemme go to him. 437 00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:38,989 - Sweetheart, it's okay. - What? 438 00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:45,729 You did not just throw brain at me! 439 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,531 - Argh! - I wish her to die. 440 00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,336 I wish her to die. I wish her to die. 441 00:19:49,341 --> 00:19:51,702 Then come to me. Take my hand. 442 00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:55,139 Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow! 443 00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:57,678 Why... Oh, come on! 444 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:00,844 Shit! 445 00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,680 No way he jumped that fence. 446 00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:04,415 Hey. 447 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,955 Listen. We're gonna get you somewhere safe, okay? 448 00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:12,189 Well, I'm gonna go wash this brain off my shirt, but... 449 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,264 - Wynonna will. - Cool... 450 00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:17,038 Can't wait to be exactly back here in a couple hours. 451 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,604 Listen, we wanna help you. 452 00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:30,340 I've seen this before, you're the victim. 453 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,848 Can you just put the phone down a sec? 454 00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:36,154 - Nah, I'm good. - Okay. I get it. 455 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,055 I get it. I look like a cop. 456 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,454 Well, I'm not. 457 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:47,357 I've spent several New Year's Eveses in drunk tanks. 458 00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:48,692 You're safe with me. 459 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:51,996 Oh shit. 460 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,931 - That's the gun that kills us! - You're her? 461 00:20:53,935 --> 00:20:57,234 - Damn right. Hands up. - Girl, it's chill. 462 00:20:57,239 --> 00:20:59,870 - Okay, I'm chill. - It's you. 463 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,138 You did it, didn't you? 464 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:03,811 Yes, but it's not me, it's his wishes! 465 00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:05,780 Wishes? 466 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,645 I'm a genie. 467 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:11,315 Kuru's wish is my command. 468 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,488 And his wishes are fucking nuts. 469 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,414 Okay. A genie? 470 00:21:18,419 --> 00:21:20,383 Did Doug find a lamp or something? 471 00:21:20,388 --> 00:21:22,988 One flamboyant genie lives in a lamp, 472 00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:25,388 now suddenly we all live in lamps. Ugh. 473 00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:28,457 Well, what about a trophy? We dusted a Marzaniok once. 474 00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:29,792 That's cute. 475 00:21:29,797 --> 00:21:32,160 No, I just needed a new master. 476 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,395 Master? Honey, no. 477 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,400 Doug bumped into me at the bar, and that was it. 478 00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:39,602 That's how it works. 479 00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:41,170 And now he calls the shots. 480 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,272 Not so fast. 481 00:21:43,277 --> 00:21:44,944 - Show her what you got. - Oh, yeah. 482 00:21:46,544 --> 00:21:48,044 Your nails. 483 00:21:48,049 --> 00:21:51,647 Same colour as the wounds found on the murder victims. 484 00:21:51,652 --> 00:21:53,249 - Your nails poison them. - Yeah. 485 00:21:53,254 --> 00:21:54,850 But only cause he wished them to. 486 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,186 Why does he want you to kill them? 487 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,689 He wants to be the smartest guy in town 488 00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:00,156 so he makes me kill all the smartest people in town. 489 00:22:00,161 --> 00:22:03,926 - I mean, usually keepers... - Keepers? 490 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,161 You need to stop. 491 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,796 Okay, well, usually they're all like, 492 00:22:06,801 --> 00:22:11,701 "I want guns for hands", or like a laser dick, but not Doug. 493 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,136 Why doesn't he just wish to be the smartest guy in town? 494 00:22:14,141 --> 00:22:16,372 Because he's not smart. 495 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,908 Okay, look. He's already killed twice. 496 00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:20,576 Three wishes. That's all you get. 497 00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:22,311 Dude wished for infinite wishes. 498 00:22:22,316 --> 00:22:23,850 Isn't that against genie rules? 499 00:22:24,485 --> 00:22:27,149 No. And don't be superstitious. 500 00:22:27,154 --> 00:22:29,685 Look. He has infinite wishes, 501 00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:31,587 so no matter what we talk about here, 502 00:22:31,592 --> 00:22:33,592 I'm still bound to keep makin' them all come true. 503 00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:37,093 Except... you won't. 504 00:22:37,098 --> 00:22:38,861 Because... 505 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:42,298 when you say he bumped into you at the bar and became your... 506 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:43,866 Lord? 507 00:22:43,871 --> 00:22:45,534 Yeah. None of the words you're using 508 00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,574 are working for me, okay? 509 00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:50,410 You meant literally bumped into you. 510 00:22:50,878 --> 00:22:52,042 'Cause when you were at the house, 511 00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:53,340 you kept reaching for each other. 512 00:22:53,344 --> 00:22:54,944 He needs to be touching you 513 00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:56,612 for his wish to come true. 514 00:22:56,617 --> 00:22:57,717 Pretty much. 515 00:22:58,319 --> 00:22:59,519 Okay, totally much. 516 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:01,921 - Nice. - Thanks. 517 00:23:02,487 --> 00:23:04,587 And I'm not leaving your side. 518 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,657 Okay, well, I hope it works, but he is my... 519 00:23:07,662 --> 00:23:10,562 - Don't say it! - He's mine, I'm his. Forever. 520 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:12,895 - Did he wish to be immortal? - No. I can't do that. 521 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,231 Or bring back people from the dead. 522 00:23:15,236 --> 00:23:17,000 Can you at least pretend you watched Aladdin? 523 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,201 I'm stuck with brain-eater 524 00:23:19,206 --> 00:23:21,537 - till he croaks. - Uh. Which reminds me, 525 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,262 Wynonna, I need to show you something. 526 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:30,750 Okay. Solid convo, but can I get my phone back now? 527 00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:35,255 I need to see if my tweet's doing numbers. 528 00:23:36,857 --> 00:23:38,554 Are you gonna make me watch Aladdin? 529 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:41,057 I-I was researching obscure diseases for trivia night 530 00:23:41,062 --> 00:23:42,491 when I came across "Kuru", 531 00:23:42,496 --> 00:23:44,093 the name that Doug wants to be called. 532 00:23:44,098 --> 00:23:46,162 It's a condition that some cannibals get 533 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,363 when they eat human brains. 534 00:23:47,368 --> 00:23:50,302 - Like Mad Cow Disease? - Yes, exactly. 535 00:23:50,307 --> 00:23:52,801 I think that Doug ate human brain, 536 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,270 got sick, googled it, 537 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:56,605 and started calling himself by the name of that sickness. 538 00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:59,175 Okay. Well, he's not exactly the best of us. 539 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,011 Which is why I'm not leaving here till he's caught. 540 00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:02,778 Yes! Great idea. You stay here. 541 00:24:02,783 --> 00:24:05,214 - I go to trivia night. - No, Jeremy! 542 00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:06,515 We need to find a killer. 543 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,651 There will be other trivia nights. 544 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,357 No, no, no! Tonight is the finals! It's critical. 545 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,359 Jeremy. 546 00:24:14,795 --> 00:24:16,892 It's your beautiful brain. 547 00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:17,897 What? 548 00:24:18,566 --> 00:24:20,266 Trivia night! 549 00:24:21,602 --> 00:24:24,233 Ginny said he wants to find the smartest people 550 00:24:24,238 --> 00:24:26,602 so he can eat their brains! 551 00:24:26,607 --> 00:24:27,937 Your brain! 552 00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:29,605 - That's nuts. - It is, 553 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,906 because random trivia's obviously not 554 00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:33,589 an accurate way to judge intelligence 555 00:24:33,594 --> 00:24:34,777 otherwise I'd still be in it. 556 00:24:34,782 --> 00:24:37,179 - Well... - 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs! 557 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,216 Okay, okay. So that is why we're all so obsessed. 558 00:24:40,221 --> 00:24:42,251 Yes. And why I'm not. Anymore. 559 00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,819 It has nothing to do with you losing? 560 00:24:43,824 --> 00:24:46,222 No. It's the wish. 561 00:24:46,227 --> 00:24:48,591 Okay. Yeah, no. That-that makes sense 562 00:24:48,596 --> 00:24:51,460 in a that-makes-no-sense kinda way. 563 00:24:51,465 --> 00:24:54,196 Great, okay, if you are good to guard the genie, 564 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,133 then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc can go to trivia night 565 00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:58,634 - and take Kuru-Doug down. - Cool. 566 00:24:58,639 --> 00:24:59,769 It shouldn't be hard. 567 00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:01,905 Without his genie he'll just be a normal numpty. Okay. 568 00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:04,306 I'm gonna call Waverly and tell her the plan. 569 00:25:04,311 --> 00:25:05,341 You call Doc. 570 00:25:05,346 --> 00:25:06,909 Okay. 571 00:25:06,914 --> 00:25:08,511 Okay, so it's a wish. 572 00:25:08,516 --> 00:25:10,984 And the guy will be at trivia and then we'll do a takedown? 573 00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,716 The way you say "takedown"... 574 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:16,852 I can feel your sheriff senses tingling. 575 00:25:16,857 --> 00:25:19,388 - You loved your job. - Well, now I love trivia. 576 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,523 And you. 577 00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:21,928 In that order. 578 00:25:23,164 --> 00:25:25,364 God, what an awful wish! 579 00:25:25,369 --> 00:25:26,869 Don't change the subject. 580 00:25:26,874 --> 00:25:29,565 Hey, maybe you should try club soda on your... 581 00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:33,969 Hey. 582 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,973 I'd lost everything. 583 00:25:37,978 --> 00:25:40,213 The woman I love, my friends. 584 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:43,679 Then I lost the election. 585 00:25:43,684 --> 00:25:44,851 To Holt. 586 00:25:46,187 --> 00:25:50,119 It was the last straw, so I did something. 587 00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:52,192 Is this a froggy thing again? 588 00:25:53,861 --> 00:25:56,396 Now everybody in Purgatory hates me. 589 00:25:57,364 --> 00:25:58,794 So? 590 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:02,035 Everyone hates Wynonna, and she still Wynonnas. 591 00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:05,038 - I'm sure it's fine. - It's not. 592 00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:08,241 Look. 593 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,044 Brain stain aside, 594 00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:14,581 we're so close to being happy. 595 00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:18,418 I never want you to blunt your ambition. 596 00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:23,890 It's one of the things that makes you... you. 597 00:26:26,393 --> 00:26:28,357 I got you back. 598 00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:29,996 That's my happy. 599 00:26:40,441 --> 00:26:41,975 He's gonna come get me. 600 00:26:43,544 --> 00:26:44,907 Maybe you should just relax. 601 00:26:44,912 --> 00:26:46,942 Genies don't relax. 602 00:26:46,947 --> 00:26:49,378 Okay? I'd have to have my own needs and desires for that, 603 00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:52,414 rather than just fulfill wishes. 604 00:26:52,419 --> 00:26:54,116 You killed people. 605 00:26:54,121 --> 00:26:55,684 Doug killed people. 606 00:26:55,689 --> 00:26:58,656 - I did my job. - Right. 607 00:26:58,661 --> 00:27:01,626 Genies don't kill people. People with genies kill people. 608 00:27:01,631 --> 00:27:02,960 Facts. 609 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:04,833 Well, maybe don't pick an asshole next time. 610 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,002 You saying I have bad taste in men? 611 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,969 I get the bad boy thing. 612 00:27:13,974 --> 00:27:15,604 Doug? 613 00:27:15,609 --> 00:27:18,674 - Ew. No, he's just my... - Bah! 614 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,810 Uh... he's my "wish-getting guy". 615 00:27:21,815 --> 00:27:24,317 - Thank you. - It's not romantic. 616 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,853 Even when they are cute, they're all Kuru in the end. 617 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:32,325 I'd retweet that. 618 00:27:34,628 --> 00:27:36,026 What's the capital of Tanzania? 619 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:37,530 Ah! Dodoma! 620 00:27:40,113 --> 00:27:41,910 I could help with those butterflies 621 00:27:41,915 --> 00:27:44,566 - if you just told me. - Never. 622 00:27:44,571 --> 00:27:47,336 Oh, my God, why am I here, why am I here? 623 00:27:47,341 --> 00:27:48,904 Why am I... 624 00:27:48,909 --> 00:27:51,740 You're here because we want to decide 625 00:27:51,745 --> 00:27:54,076 who has Purgatory's tastiest brain. 626 00:27:54,081 --> 00:27:55,444 Right, yeah. 627 00:27:55,449 --> 00:27:56,745 And so does the killer. 628 00:27:56,750 --> 00:28:00,453 And when he comes, we'll take him down. 629 00:28:02,089 --> 00:28:05,587 Wow. Chicken-kicker shows her face. 630 00:28:05,592 --> 00:28:06,922 What did you just call her? 631 00:28:13,834 --> 00:28:15,868 Alright, settle down. 632 00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:17,933 Come on. 633 00:28:17,938 --> 00:28:19,702 Start your brain engines, folks. 634 00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:20,803 Take your seats. 635 00:28:20,808 --> 00:28:23,172 Nope. I am taking no seats. 636 00:28:23,177 --> 00:28:24,506 Nicole! Wait! 637 00:28:24,531 --> 00:28:28,201 I mean... I can't go with you, but I love you! 638 00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:36,051 Ow! 639 00:28:36,056 --> 00:28:38,151 Argh! Great. Kuru's wish 640 00:28:38,156 --> 00:28:40,756 means I literally can't leave trivia night. 641 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,428 You've got to be kidding me. 642 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:47,363 At least there's no Reaper anymore. 643 00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:49,064 Alright folks! 644 00:28:49,069 --> 00:28:52,134 Now, seeing as how this is sudden death, 645 00:28:52,139 --> 00:28:54,233 you buzz in with one wrong answer 646 00:28:54,238 --> 00:28:56,138 and that's all she wrote for you, you're done. 647 00:28:56,143 --> 00:28:57,906 You dig? 648 00:28:57,911 --> 00:28:59,641 Finalists? 649 00:28:59,646 --> 00:29:01,477 You made it to the end? 650 00:29:01,482 --> 00:29:03,679 - Oh, I don't sleep, Earp. - Okay, remember guys, 651 00:29:03,684 --> 00:29:05,047 we're here to catch a killer. 652 00:29:05,052 --> 00:29:07,583 After I best you at Pop Culture 101. 653 00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,184 As if, Oldie Hawn. 654 00:29:09,189 --> 00:29:11,053 Also, I love you. 655 00:29:11,058 --> 00:29:12,888 Question number one. 656 00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:14,523 This famous songstress 657 00:29:14,528 --> 00:29:16,923 is the youngest of 14 siblings. 658 00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:19,028 Celine! 659 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,865 Looks like we got a fun night ahead of us. 660 00:29:21,869 --> 00:29:23,432 That one's a draw. Question number two. 661 00:29:23,437 --> 00:29:24,833 Turkmenistan! 662 00:29:24,838 --> 00:29:26,268 Für Elise! 663 00:29:26,273 --> 00:29:29,505 Kristy Yamaguchi! 664 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:31,704 Correct. Next question. 665 00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:33,509 Ah! The archangel Gabriel. 666 00:29:33,514 --> 00:29:35,277 Gah! That should've been mine! 667 00:29:35,282 --> 00:29:38,781 I'm the... one who read Paradise Lost. 668 00:29:38,786 --> 00:29:40,482 - Next question. - Dunkeroos! 669 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,884 Quaaludes! 670 00:29:41,889 --> 00:29:43,118 Armie Hammer. 671 00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:44,123 Correct. 672 00:29:44,128 --> 00:29:45,351 Ooh! The planet Ork! 673 00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:47,256 The Republic of Djibouti! 674 00:29:47,261 --> 00:29:50,726 Justin, Joey, Chris, JC and Lance. 675 00:29:50,731 --> 00:29:54,463 Correct. 676 00:29:54,468 --> 00:29:55,864 - Boron! - No! 677 00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,433 I'm the science guy! 678 00:29:57,438 --> 00:29:59,268 Jack Ruby. 679 00:29:59,273 --> 00:30:01,103 Oswald, he was a patsy. 680 00:30:01,108 --> 00:30:02,304 You are correct. 681 00:30:03,314 --> 00:30:04,807 Correct. 682 00:30:04,812 --> 00:30:06,542 Correct. Correct. 683 00:30:06,547 --> 00:30:07,609 Correct. 684 00:30:07,614 --> 00:30:09,278 - Correct. - Yes! 685 00:30:10,617 --> 00:30:12,814 Okay, here's one for the cowboys. 686 00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:14,783 Now known as the "dead man's hand", 687 00:30:14,788 --> 00:30:18,116 what combination of cards was Wild Bill Hickock holding 688 00:30:18,121 --> 00:30:19,621 - when he was shot in the back? - Ugh! 689 00:30:19,626 --> 00:30:21,623 Mr. Holliday. 690 00:30:21,628 --> 00:30:23,659 William had himself a deuce and a seven, 691 00:30:23,664 --> 00:30:26,195 which is a death unto itself. 692 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,161 Dead man's hand is a pair of aces and eights. 693 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,666 Uh, yeah, that is not what he had. 694 00:30:30,671 --> 00:30:33,001 I was there. 695 00:30:33,006 --> 00:30:34,636 Did he just say he was there? 696 00:30:34,641 --> 00:30:37,410 Yeah, wow, you really need another mint, Bradley. 697 00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:40,442 Sorry Doc, but you're out. 698 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,244 This is an outrage, 699 00:30:42,249 --> 00:30:44,246 I must remain in this battle and prove that 700 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:46,452 it is I that has the ideal brain. 701 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,751 Wait. Why is it still just us? 702 00:30:49,756 --> 00:30:51,450 Where is the man that calls himself Kuru? 703 00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:53,755 Boo! Down in front! 704 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,791 - Boo! - Move it along. 705 00:30:55,796 --> 00:30:57,092 You're still my favourite, boo. 706 00:30:57,097 --> 00:31:00,696 Okay, wait. So, now, he's the vampire demon leader? 707 00:31:00,701 --> 00:31:02,531 I know, it's messed up. 708 00:31:04,171 --> 00:31:07,369 Well, I can tell you, love messed up. 709 00:31:07,374 --> 00:31:09,271 At least I know my keeper. 710 00:31:09,276 --> 00:31:12,107 - Hey. Stop saying that word! - Why? 711 00:31:12,112 --> 00:31:14,009 Because it's got horrible connotations. 712 00:31:14,014 --> 00:31:16,678 That's the reality for some of us. 713 00:31:16,683 --> 00:31:18,380 Both of us. 714 00:31:18,385 --> 00:31:20,449 I still have the gun that can kill you. 715 00:31:20,454 --> 00:31:23,719 Or does it have you, honey? 716 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:31,894 Okay, please. Can I just quickly just peek at my notifications? 717 00:31:31,899 --> 00:31:33,133 Please? 718 00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:34,663 Please. 719 00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:37,599 Just don't text Doug. 720 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,201 Ghost him till he dies. 721 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:40,406 I'm worse than a ghost. 722 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,205 Ugh. 723 00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:46,709 Ugh... he wished he could walk through walls. 724 00:31:46,714 --> 00:31:48,777 I wish Wynonna would open the cell. 725 00:31:57,391 --> 00:31:58,958 Why aren't you at trivia night? 726 00:32:00,073 --> 00:32:02,838 Back at the house, I realized... 727 00:32:02,863 --> 00:32:04,096 street brains. 728 00:32:05,332 --> 00:32:06,933 You mean street smarts? 729 00:32:09,703 --> 00:32:13,406 Street brains are brains that I want too. 730 00:32:14,575 --> 00:32:18,177 That's what you have. So, you. 731 00:32:19,713 --> 00:32:21,643 Ugh. 732 00:32:21,668 --> 00:32:24,036 I wish for her to say bye-bye to her brain. 733 00:32:27,955 --> 00:32:29,553 Bye-bye, brain. 734 00:32:30,526 --> 00:32:32,589 We must leave. The killer's not here 735 00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:33,995 which means he's heading for his genie, 736 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:35,199 putting Wynonna in danger. 737 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,787 Yes, okay, yeah, you're right. You're right! 738 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,220 - Yeah. We have to help her. - Alright, 739 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,489 we've done the final calculations, 740 00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:40,790 and it turns out it's a dead tie 741 00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:44,493 between Waverly Earp and Jeremy Chetri. 742 00:32:44,498 --> 00:32:46,762 Come on up here for a sudden-death playoff round. 743 00:32:46,767 --> 00:32:49,318 I am so sorry, Doc, I can't help it! 744 00:32:49,323 --> 00:32:50,753 Neither can I. 745 00:32:50,758 --> 00:32:53,189 If I have to do this alone then I will! 746 00:32:53,194 --> 00:32:54,256 One question at a time, 747 00:32:54,261 --> 00:32:55,741 - five seconds to answer. - Okay. 748 00:32:59,199 --> 00:33:02,298 Dammit. I simply cannot miss trivia. 749 00:33:02,303 --> 00:33:05,301 Literally. We cannot waste another moment. 750 00:33:05,306 --> 00:33:07,069 One of you must lose, and posthaste. 751 00:33:07,074 --> 00:33:10,706 - Well, she's your sister! - Uh! You're found family! 752 00:33:10,711 --> 00:33:12,441 You chose her. You lose. 753 00:33:12,446 --> 00:33:13,675 Snap out of it! 754 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,214 We can't! 755 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:17,984 If we have no other choice. 756 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,983 I wish she would lie on the gurney. 757 00:33:28,128 --> 00:33:30,159 I guess I know what's next. 758 00:33:30,164 --> 00:33:34,200 - What's that? - You get me to finish the job. 759 00:33:35,402 --> 00:33:36,636 Mm-hmm. 760 00:33:38,372 --> 00:33:39,539 Fine! 761 00:33:42,176 --> 00:33:44,139 - I wish for a knife. - Doug. 762 00:33:44,144 --> 00:33:45,707 Kuru! 763 00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:48,247 I am the demon Kuru. 764 00:33:49,616 --> 00:33:51,713 I will be removing this brain... 765 00:33:51,718 --> 00:33:53,649 ...myself. 766 00:33:56,457 --> 00:33:58,454 Doc! Hey, what's going on up there? 767 00:33:58,459 --> 00:34:00,656 Jeremy and Waverly are caught in a stalemate. 768 00:34:00,661 --> 00:34:02,958 And I believe Wynonna to be in grave danger. 769 00:34:02,963 --> 00:34:04,460 So I take it you're stuck here too? 770 00:34:04,465 --> 00:34:07,162 Well, I suppose we all are until trivia ends, 771 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:09,365 when one of them answers incorrectly. 772 00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:10,670 Or doesn't answer at all. 773 00:34:13,374 --> 00:34:15,074 We'll need a distraction. 774 00:34:17,644 --> 00:34:19,011 We need Chicken-kicker. 775 00:34:21,281 --> 00:34:23,011 Okay. Next question. 776 00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,547 - According to Greek mythology... - Hey. Phone. Now. 777 00:34:25,552 --> 00:34:27,783 Oh, please don't check my browser history. 778 00:34:27,788 --> 00:34:30,152 Okay, we'll talk about that later. 779 00:34:30,157 --> 00:34:32,554 - Rachel, I need the video. - What video? 780 00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:35,190 The video. Chicken-kicker. 781 00:34:35,195 --> 00:34:37,192 I deleted it. I respect the ban. 782 00:34:37,197 --> 00:34:39,298 No one in their right mind would delete that video. 783 00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:42,902 It's in a folder marked "Tax Stuff". 784 00:34:44,138 --> 00:34:45,934 Clever girl. 785 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:49,504 Okay, I just need to find the Bluetooth. 786 00:34:49,509 --> 00:34:50,639 Waverly Earp. 787 00:34:50,644 --> 00:34:54,910 A tribe in Papua New Guinea is affected by this condition 788 00:34:54,915 --> 00:34:57,546 - when eating brain. - Oh! 789 00:34:57,551 --> 00:34:59,285 Goodbye, self-respect. 790 00:35:00,387 --> 00:35:02,184 Hello. 791 00:35:02,189 --> 00:35:05,821 You losers didn't vote for me for Sheriff, 792 00:35:05,826 --> 00:35:07,189 but I stayed! 793 00:35:07,194 --> 00:35:10,159 I'm the one who stayed! 794 00:35:10,164 --> 00:35:13,963 And now you just wanna stuff your dumb faces 795 00:35:13,968 --> 00:35:15,230 while celebrating Holt?! 796 00:35:15,235 --> 00:35:16,732 Waverly, do you have an answer? 797 00:35:16,737 --> 00:35:21,370 Well, fuck your votes, fuck your dinner! 798 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:24,072 And fuck this chicken! 799 00:35:26,513 --> 00:35:27,674 Your chance to win the tournament. 800 00:35:27,678 --> 00:35:29,478 Kuru! 801 00:35:29,483 --> 00:35:30,979 Kuru! 802 00:35:30,984 --> 00:35:32,948 Yes! Jeremy Chetri, 803 00:35:32,953 --> 00:35:36,118 you have the biggest, tastiest brain in Purgatory! 804 00:35:36,123 --> 00:35:37,553 Yeah! 805 00:35:42,629 --> 00:35:43,959 What? 806 00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:46,132 I'm sorry, I'm sure your brain tastes terrible. 807 00:35:48,302 --> 00:35:49,702 Praise be. 808 00:35:50,871 --> 00:35:53,368 Ginny! Ginny, get Peacemaker! Help! 809 00:35:53,373 --> 00:35:54,570 I can't do shit. 810 00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:58,106 Help! 811 00:35:58,111 --> 00:35:59,875 And I need a more Zen atmosphere. 812 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,243 I wish for her to stop screaming. 813 00:36:05,953 --> 00:36:07,386 You know, I don't feel so good. 814 00:36:08,055 --> 00:36:09,551 I wish for a bigger knife. 815 00:36:09,556 --> 00:36:11,220 Sure, that's what's stopping you. 816 00:36:11,225 --> 00:36:13,222 I am Kuru! 817 00:36:13,227 --> 00:36:15,557 I am Kuru, and I can be strong too. 818 00:36:16,663 --> 00:36:18,093 I can be st... 819 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,897 Okay. Just come to me and I'll take care of it. 820 00:36:21,902 --> 00:36:23,603 I need street brains. 821 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,238 I wish... 822 00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:28,641 I tried Wynonna, but it is what it is. 823 00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:36,745 Whoa! What the hell! Ah! 824 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:38,280 He's dead, Wynonna. 825 00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:42,284 - Were you gonna let him cut me? - Uh, I was killing time. 826 00:36:42,289 --> 00:36:43,990 His cannibal brain's been rotting for weeks. 827 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,429 It was obv he was about to kick it, so... 828 00:36:48,295 --> 00:36:50,359 Sup, Doc. Where ya been? 829 00:36:50,364 --> 00:36:51,994 You alright? 830 00:36:51,999 --> 00:36:53,899 It's all Kuru, baby. 831 00:36:54,968 --> 00:36:56,398 So, who had the tastiest brain? 832 00:36:56,403 --> 00:36:57,937 So this is yours? 833 00:36:59,078 --> 00:37:01,479 Hey... I'm Ginny. 834 00:37:04,774 --> 00:37:07,141 A drink for the champion! 835 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,878 Oh! Hey! Do you wanna try on the hat? 836 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,229 - I'm good. - Nah, seriously, 837 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,827 - you should try it on. - Nah. 838 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,063 I don't have to sit here if you don't want me to. 839 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,431 And miss my opportunity 840 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,366 to speak with the Chicken-kicker herself? 841 00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:22,035 Okay, well, 842 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,304 anything that you want to know on chicken kicking, 843 00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:26,176 I will happily oblige. 844 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,943 But I know there's something else you'd rather hear about. 845 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,179 You were gonna trade me to the Clantons? 846 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,281 Look. There's no excuse, okay? 847 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:38,088 But... I had reasons. 848 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,486 It brought Waverly home to me. 849 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,626 - I was a part of that too. - I know. 850 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,196 I will be forever grateful. 851 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,501 Doc, I'm sorry, but I had to be sure. 852 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:52,598 What did they even want with me? 853 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,400 No clue. 854 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,936 But I knew that whatever it was, 855 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,400 that you could handle it. 856 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,832 And if you didn't, then we were gonna figure it out. 857 00:38:01,837 --> 00:38:03,038 Together. 858 00:38:03,706 --> 00:38:05,166 'Cause I'd fight for you too, Doc. 859 00:38:07,443 --> 00:38:09,411 I appreciate that, Sheriff Haught. 860 00:38:10,813 --> 00:38:13,212 You know you're the only one who still calls me that, right? 861 00:38:13,216 --> 00:38:15,951 The badge alone does not give the authority. 862 00:38:17,153 --> 00:38:20,451 Yeah. Tell that to the people who saw me kick a chicken. 863 00:38:20,456 --> 00:38:23,921 Chicken! 864 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,160 Why don't you tell them? 865 00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:38,106 Hey everybody, listen up! 866 00:38:41,043 --> 00:38:43,378 Yeah. You getting this? Good. 867 00:38:44,347 --> 00:38:45,881 Show of hands here: 868 00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:48,984 who voted for me? 869 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:56,053 Well, I don't care. I'm not embarrassed about it. 870 00:38:56,058 --> 00:38:58,556 We all do things we regret, right? 871 00:38:58,561 --> 00:39:00,224 So yeah, okay. 872 00:39:00,229 --> 00:39:02,593 I am Chicken-kicker. 873 00:39:02,598 --> 00:39:04,495 Yeah, ya are! 874 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,997 But I'm still gonna be your sheriff. 875 00:39:06,002 --> 00:39:08,399 'Cause I made a promise. 876 00:39:08,404 --> 00:39:11,903 I made a promise to serve and protect 877 00:39:11,908 --> 00:39:14,442 every single person in this town. 878 00:39:16,279 --> 00:39:17,712 Even those that break the law. 879 00:39:18,848 --> 00:39:22,146 Or slice their grilled cheese sandwich lengthwise instead 880 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:25,383 of diagonally, which... I've never understood. 881 00:39:25,388 --> 00:39:28,156 Or don't like me... 882 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,959 because I'm an outsider. 883 00:39:32,561 --> 00:39:33,728 Because I'm gay. 884 00:39:35,931 --> 00:39:37,395 I don't care that she's gay! 885 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,335 Even those who literally ate feces. 886 00:39:41,637 --> 00:39:43,801 You eat shit one time and it's... 887 00:39:43,806 --> 00:39:45,903 It's kinda like kicking a chicken. 888 00:39:45,908 --> 00:39:46,908 One time. 889 00:39:50,613 --> 00:39:53,844 You know, folks, we've all made mistakes. 890 00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:56,818 And it usually happens with things we care about the most. 891 00:39:59,789 --> 00:40:03,224 We do need you, Sheriff Haught. 892 00:40:06,128 --> 00:40:09,060 Revote's unanimous. You're reinstated. 893 00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:17,735 Oh, my god. 894 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,671 I finally get Wynonna's bad boy thing. 895 00:40:20,676 --> 00:40:22,106 Chicken-kicker is hot. 896 00:40:38,494 --> 00:40:41,492 Here to be my matriarch? 897 00:40:41,497 --> 00:40:42,864 No. 898 00:40:46,502 --> 00:40:47,932 But we got him. 899 00:40:47,937 --> 00:40:50,201 - The disease got him. - Did it? 900 00:40:50,206 --> 00:40:53,667 - Or do all your... masters... - Careful. 901 00:40:53,672 --> 00:40:54,972 ...die like that? 902 00:40:54,977 --> 00:40:58,075 - Diseased and full of rot. - Doug was sick. 903 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,610 Dude ate brain. 904 00:40:59,615 --> 00:41:01,049 See, what I think, 905 00:41:02,151 --> 00:41:04,181 having a genie, 906 00:41:04,186 --> 00:41:07,118 all that choice, it makes them insane. 907 00:41:07,123 --> 00:41:11,088 And then you get to kill for them. You like it. 908 00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:13,558 Well, I was just doing what I have to do. 909 00:41:13,563 --> 00:41:15,359 I'm the victim. 910 00:41:15,364 --> 00:41:16,761 You said so yourself. 911 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:19,330 You may be a genie, but you are still a demon. 912 00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:20,732 He was just some idiot. 913 00:41:20,737 --> 00:41:22,537 And you'll find another one. 914 00:41:24,244 --> 00:41:26,074 You're too powerful a weapon. 915 00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:29,344 I realized it when you got Doug to wish for me to be quiet. 916 00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:31,079 I couldn't listen to you cry for help 917 00:41:31,084 --> 00:41:32,447 when I couldn't help you! 918 00:41:32,452 --> 00:41:34,779 You gotta listen to the screams. 919 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,748 You have to look the cost of this in the eye 920 00:41:37,753 --> 00:41:39,687 and tell it to go fuck itself. 921 00:41:43,824 --> 00:41:45,025 Okay. 922 00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:48,530 You want a new choice? 923 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:54,598 Have all the choices you want. 924 00:41:54,603 --> 00:41:56,033 I've already had a curse. 925 00:41:56,038 --> 00:41:57,334 I can stop what's coming. 926 00:41:57,339 --> 00:41:59,136 I can stop what's coming. 927 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,742 I could make him love you again. 928 00:42:06,382 --> 00:42:08,179 Hmm. 929 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:15,019 Make Doc choke it down. 930 00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:16,258 I get it. 931 00:42:17,325 --> 00:42:18,621 I'm poison too. 932 00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:21,524 With a psychotic gun for a master. 933 00:42:21,529 --> 00:42:22,992 We're the same. 934 00:42:22,997 --> 00:42:24,598 The difference is that... 935 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:27,626 you have a way out. 936 00:42:27,631 --> 00:42:29,762 No, you don't have to. 937 00:42:29,767 --> 00:42:30,963 Genie. 938 00:42:37,413 --> 00:42:38,678 You're free. 939 00:42:55,130 --> 00:43:02,030 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 65002

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