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Remember
when we were kids?
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Life was all there
in front of us,
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waiting to happen.
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You could be an astronaut
or the President,
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whatever the hell you wanted.
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Every day was an adventure,
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and things were only going
to get better.
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Then the years pass
and you start to see...
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...that it's all
a big fairy tale.
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Total bullshit.
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I'm no genius,
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but I like to think
I've figured
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a few things out
along the way.
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For one thing,
modern civilization is a scam.
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A sad, pointless charade
built on lies.
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You have to have the courage
to go your own way.
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Happiness is hard to come by.
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Sure as hell
aren't gonna find it
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in some stupid gadget.
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There you are,
tapping on some little box...
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...while the real shit
is happening
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all around you, dumbass.
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I hate you so much.
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Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.
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Don't get me wrong,
I've got nothing
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but love for
my fellow human beings.
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I'm a people person
all the way,
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one hundred percent.
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Look at you.
What a pretty dog!
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Look at those ears.
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What's your name?
What's your name?
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My name is Pepper.
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And I'm five years old.
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And this morning...
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...I was a bad, bad girl.
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People get
really creeped out
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when you talk
in the fake dog voice.
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I believe that every one of
us has a story to tell...
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...and we're all part of
the human family.
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How tragic we've lost
all sense of community.
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A sense of camaraderie
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with our friends
and neighbors.
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You mind
if I sit here?
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I don't think there's anyone
sitting at those tables.
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But she likes
the sunny spot.
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Don'tcha?
Don'tcha like the sunny spot?
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I'm actually right in the
middle of something, so...
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Working man, eh?
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Good deal.
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Wife? Kids?
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Hey, asshole!
I'm talking to you.
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Nobody has actual
conversations anymore.
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It's a real shame.
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I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer
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if you just take
the time to listen.
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Nope. Sorry.
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Saggy-balls motherfucker!
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And if
you're lucky enough
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to find a friend or two
in this world...
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...well, brother,
you've hit the jackpot.
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So...
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...what did Wilson
think of our news?
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I didn't tell him yet.
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Oh, God, not another kid!
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No, no.
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It's just
we were thinking
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we might want to
move somewhere...
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...where we could actually
afford to buy a house.
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Show him the pictures.
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Where is this?
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St. Louis.
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Missouri?
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Jesus Christ.
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St. Louis?
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It's actually
a pretty interesting town.
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Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything
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I've ever heard...
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...about St. Louis
in particular
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and Missouri at large!
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What the hell
do you know about it?
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Look, I get it.
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You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...
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...Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.
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Get out
while the going's good.
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Smart move!
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Holy shit.
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This has nothing to do
with you, Wilson.
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Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!
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I always knew
that she hated me...
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...but I always thought that
you were my best friend!
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He's your only friend!
Jodie!
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No, I'll be fucked
if I sit here
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and let you give us
a guilt trip about this.
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Why don't you
get off your lazy ass
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and go find some
new fucking friends?!
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Jesus Christ!
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Life can be
a difficult business.
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We need to be thankful
for everything we have.
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Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head...
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...a day's supply of food,
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and a family to
share his burden.
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Honey, I'm home!
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What's for dinner?
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Well, two out of three.
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That's not so bad, I guess.
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Of all the times
to call!
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Hello?
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He what?
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Hey.
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Honey,
you're so beautiful!
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Yeah, we're gonna
have so much fun!
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So, I don't know
how long I'll be.
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It's a family emergency.
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I hope
it's nothing serious.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
It's serious.
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Yeah, my old man
has terminal cancer.
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I am so sorry.
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I lost my brother
to lymphoma.
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You take as much time
as you need.
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And don't worry
about anything.
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I'll take
such good care of her.
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Um...
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She needs to have
these pills every...
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Is this our new little friend?
Who's this crazy kid, man?
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Who's this guy?
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Diego.
Nice to meet you.
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Wait, I thought
it was just you.
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Diego lives here
with me.
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He helps out a ton
with the animals.
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Okay, yeah. That's just...
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How do you know he's not
some crazy dog fucker?
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He's not.
No, I'm not.
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Ooh.
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Where you headed, bro?
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I'm sorry. What?
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Where you going?
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I'm going home.
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Ah.
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I'm going to visit my
dad in the hospital.
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Stage-four lung cancer.
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Took a bad turn last night.
Fell in the shower.
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Sorry, to hear that.
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So, um...
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What do you do?
What?
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I'm sorry, what?
What's your line?
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Your job.
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J-O-B?
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Um, I do
management consulting,
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mostly in the I.T. sector.
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Oh, no kidding!
Because I do some...
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...C.N.P.-ing
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in the
V.H.C-slash-1-G-Q-point...
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Come on, man.
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Nobody actually understands
that bullshit.
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I mean I want to know...
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...what are the actual
activities of your day?
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You know,
different things. I, um...
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Meetings, uh,
phone calls, reports.
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But, you know,
I mostly, uh...
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...primarily
focus on manage...
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Listen, brother,
forty years from now
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you're gonna be
on your deathbed saying:
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"Where did it all go?
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"What did I do with
those precious days?
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"Some shitwork
for the oligarchs?"
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I actually
enjoy what I do,
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and I've worked my ass
off to get there.
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How did we end up
like this?!
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Okay, so...
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...this is it, I guess.
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When Mom died it just happened,
you know, but...
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...you have the chance
to leave me with something.
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Couldn't you...
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...see that I needed you
to tell me just one time...
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...that you loved me?
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Or that
you hated me, or...
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...something.
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Something besides the problems
with your goddamn garden.
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If you can hear me,
just squeeze my hand.
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Just...
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...come on, fucker!
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Dad?
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Something?
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It's too late,
isn't it?
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There it is.
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You have
any kids of your own?
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Excuse me?
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Do...
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...you...
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...have any niños
of your own?
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Two. But they grown up.
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Hell of a job
doing what you do.
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I can't imagine what it's
like working for some...
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...asshole whitey fuckers
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who can't even
be bothered to...
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...raise their own family.
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I got to go.
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That's okay.
I got it covered.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...
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My dad just
passed on and...
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It's weird,
I can't even...
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I never thought
I'd say "passed on."
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He died.
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We used to play ball.
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Right out there.
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If it wasn't for him,
I'd throw like a damn pussy.
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He was a good...
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...man, in general,
you know?
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Who's that?
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It's me, Wilson.
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I wanted to see
if you still lived here.
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Can I come in?
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You want
some beet juice?
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Fuck, no!
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You seen Meyers lately?
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Nah.
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Guy's an asshole.
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Hmm.
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My dad died.
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Yeah.
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So I'm kind of...
My old man's still alive.
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Motherfucker won't die.
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He fucking will not die.
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93 years old. I'm literally
counting the seconds.
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Well, I just...
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I don't have
any family left.
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And I've known you...
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...since we were, what,
nine years old? Ten?
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I don't have a single
person who shares
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my same memories,
you know?
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Lucky you.
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You know...
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...people always said that
you were kind of "difficult,"
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but I don't know,
I guess that...
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Who said that?
Fucking Ted Kuby?
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No. No, no.
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I think that...
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...I need to change my life
a little bit. Just...
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...you know, meet some
new people and...
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...shake things up a...
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Ugh...
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Excuse me.
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I'm thinking to...
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...try dating again
a little bit, you know?
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Yeah, I gave up on
women a long time ago.
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You bust your fucking ass...
and what do you get?
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Empty fucking
bank account?
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Getting bitched at
all the time?
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It's a fucking
fool's errand!
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You know, Olsen,
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I was thinking that maybe
we could be friends again.
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But I guess...
I sort of forgot...
253
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...what a toxic soul-draining
vampire you really are.
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And by the way, those
grapes have turned.
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Pull over, dumbass!
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It's my dad's car!
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Nice driving, asshole!
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Everybody's in a hurry.
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00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,553
Hey, could you
hand me that chicken?
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Oh, sure. Here.
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Hold this.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Twelve dollars?
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Oh, my God.
Are you fucking serious?
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That's twelve dollars?
266
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,229
Oh, I know.
It is a total racket.
267
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,358
They know that pet
owners are all damaged
268
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,589
and neurotic
and we will...
269
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,353
...happily throw
our money
270
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,590
at the most nonsensical
crap just to...
271
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,876
...buy a little affection.
272
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,752
Yeah. Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
273
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440
Oh, shit.
274
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,950
What the fuck?
275
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,879
I am so,
so, so sorry.
276
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
My, uh...
277
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,992
I'm just not
used to this car.
278
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,388
It's actually okay.
It's fine.
279
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,313
Well, it looks like
you have maybe a crack
280
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,038
or a crease or a dent.
281
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,235
That was already there.
282
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,799
Why don't we exchange
information?
283
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,438
Just in case...
You know.
284
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,160
It looked like
he did it on purpose.
285
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,956
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.
286
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,272
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...
287
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,360
Is there any
chance that we could, uh...
288
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,829
...maybe go out
sometime?
289
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,111
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.
290
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,592
Why does
every fucking psycho
291
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,238
always pick on me, man?
292
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,550
What the fuck
did I ever do wrong?
293
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,473
Get away from my car.
294
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,314
I'm not a psycho, lady.
295
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,634
What the heck
crawled up her ass?
296
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,672
Yeah, no kidding.
297
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,270
I'd be pretty stoked
if some random guy
298
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,193
tapped my car just to
get into my pants.
299
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,476
My, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my
300
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,869
My angel lover
301
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,317
My, my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover
302
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,551
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.
303
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,834
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.
304
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,834
Oh, men can be cruel.
305
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,555
Looks aren't all that
important to me.
306
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,668
Whoa. That's good.
307
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,552
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.
308
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,435
And what the hell
does that even mean?
309
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760
Yelp.
310
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,955
Aren't you a little old
311
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,389
to be doing all that
computer stuff?
312
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,073
I'm totally addicted.
313
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,238
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.
314
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,998
I mean, in the end
you're just sitting
315
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,435
all alone staring
at a screen.
316
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,318
It's just so sad.
317
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,110
I would be a lot
lonelier without it,
318
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,559
that's for sure.
319
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,550
Have you ever
been married? Kids?
320
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640
No.
321
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,718
I lived with this guy
for six years once,
322
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,439
but then one day he just
says, "Guess what!"
323
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,113
"I'm a big homo...
324
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,073
"and I find all women
totally disgusting."
325
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,439
Jeez. You know, my wife
left me 17 years ago.
326
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,950
Walked out,
got an abortion.
327
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,272
Moved to L.A. No explanation.
Nothing.
328
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,111
My one chance
at a family, poof.
329
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,056
Yeah, everything was fine
all that time
330
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,355
until he just up and says...
331
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,078
..."I'm into dudes,"
you know?
332
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,314
I'm done with her.
333
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,318
I just need to move on,
find somebody new.
334
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,956
Not you necessarily,
but...
335
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,576
Did you ever do
a PeopleFinder search,
336
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,794
or even just Google?
337
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,958
Well, my friend tried it once,
but nothing.
338
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,793
Forget it, I'm done.
339
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,636
I'll find her.
What's her name?
340
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,230
Pippi. My ex? Uh...
341
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320
...Pippi.
342
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,159
Pippi what?
343
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,078
Pippi Carmichael.
344
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,151
But like I said,
you won't find a...
345
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,114
Here's
a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.
346
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,799
Wait. Are you serious?
347
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,394
Uh, yeah.
That's her sister.
348
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,474
Well, she's all over here.
She's got a big presence.
349
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,672
Really? So...
Oh, yikes! That's...
350
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,359
Yeah, that's her.
351
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,710
Yeah, she's right over
there in Silverdale.
352
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
So...
353
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,555
...after six years,
this guy's all, "I love you,
354
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,160
"but I just don't see
a future for us."
355
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,312
And I'm like, "I get it, dude.
You're into penis.
356
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,995
"So am I. But...
357
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,776
"...couldn't you have
just told me that
358
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,597
"before I let myself
go all to shit?"
359
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,557
Recognize this voice?
Because I recognize yours.
360
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,115
No.
361
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,075
No.
362
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920
Uh-uh.
363
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,275
Nope.
364
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,879
No, see it's Wilson!
365
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,757
Jesus Christ,
Polly, spare me
366
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,433
the history lesson, okay?
I'm just...
367
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,789
...calling to find out
368
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,115
if there's any news
from Pippi.
369
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Hmm.
370
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,268
Got to be around here
somewhere.
371
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,314
Watch your door.
372
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Thank you.
373
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,395
Excuse me, sir?
374
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,754
Just a second.
Watch the door.
375
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,672
Quick question:
Can you tell me where
376
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,115
a guy could find some
pussy in this town?
377
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,911
Oh, you're looking
for a strip club, huh?
378
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,716
Uh... Well, no,
that's for suckers.
379
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,588
I'm looking for the kind
you can actually fuck.
380
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,439
Looking for a hooker?
381
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,318
That's it, exactly.
382
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,835
I'm looking
for my ex-wife.
383
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,114
Hey. How you doing?
384
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,669
Oh, good.
Can I ask you something?
385
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,309
Sure.
What's going on?
386
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,509
Okay.
387
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,029
Have you ever
seen this woman?
388
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,669
Now, this is
an old picture, so she...
389
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,833
...probably looks much,
much worse now.
390
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,668
Bruises from the drug use
and beatings.
391
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,713
Frizzy coke hair.
Waxy skin.
392
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,916
You, of all people,
know the drill.
393
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,639
Her name's Pippi,
but I'm sure she's got some...
394
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,629
...florid nom de guerre now
like, uh...
395
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,159
..."Klimaxx" or something.
396
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,992
I don't know no Klimaxx.
397
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,718
According to her sister,
398
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,877
she recently located
back here from L.A.
399
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,710
I'm sorry,
I don't know her.
400
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,554
Okay. Well, in that case,
I guess I'll...
401
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,432
...take a blowjob then.
402
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,034
All right.
403
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,715
Ooh.
404
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,195
I should've
brought my wallet.
405
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,637
Belinda,
do you know where Pippi is?
406
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,016
Stay the fuck
away from us.
407
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,076
We don't want nothing to do
with that crazy bitch.
408
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,559
Don't talk to him.
409
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,708
Look. It's torture for me
to see you guys, too...
410
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,389
...especially
hatchet-face over here...
411
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,035
...but I need to know
if you've seen Pippi.
412
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,236
She's working at some
restaurant by the lake.
413
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,429
That's all we know.
414
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,195
Now please...
415
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,038
...fuck off.
416
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,918
A restaurant?
What restaurant?
417
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,752
Fuck off!
418
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,874
Oh, we close
at 9:00 tonight. Sorry.
419
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,230
Oh, no, that's okay.
I just wanted to ask...
420
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,754
Do you have a Pippi
working here?
421
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,599
Like Pippi Longstocking?
422
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,720
Oh...
423
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,235
You don't ever want
to call her that.
424
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,711
Her sister says that
she's fallen on hard times.
425
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,270
You know, drugs, prostitution,
who knows what else.
426
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,950
I guess she's trying to get her
shit back together, but...
427
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,750
I blame her father.
Rich Republican prick.
428
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,072
But that's a pretty good way
to get back at him, I suppose.
429
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,596
"Hey, I'm blowing strangers
for drug money, Daddy.
430
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,638
"What do you
think of me now?"
431
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,269
This looks
like Lynne. Lynne!
432
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,119
Oh, my God.
433
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,759
Oh, God.
434
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,272
Oh, God.
435
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,152
Two pinot noir, please!
436
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,835
I don't get the Lynne thing.
Why "Lynne"?
437
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,114
I thought you hated "Lynne."
438
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,430
Excuse me.
Just let me get through.
439
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,956
Wilson.
Jesus Christ, man!
440
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,953
I'm just trying to get
my life together
441
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,632
and make a clean start.
442
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,990
Why would you show up
and say that shit?
443
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,513
I can't get over
how amazing you look.
444
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,671
I thought you'd be some...
445
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,316
...nasty, skanky, rat-haired,
snaggle-toothed...
446
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,630
...sore-infested ho.
But look...
447
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,552
...it's like you came
through the gauntlet
448
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,789
without a scratch!
449
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,713
Wilson, you showed up
at my work
450
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,836
and called me
a crack whore.
451
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,679
In front of Melissa!
452
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,355
Well, you know what?
I didn't know!
453
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,033
I was afraid
you were living
454
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,832
with a biker gang
or something.
455
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,752
You can't imagine
all the stuff
456
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,034
running through my head...
457
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,714
...from the shit
that Polly told me.
458
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,319
You talked to Polly?
459
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
Yeah, I mean...
460
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Who the fuck
does she think she is?
461
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,554
She doesn't know the first
goddamn thing about my life.
462
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,518
And now she's saying bullshit
to everybody about me?
463
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,159
No. No!
464
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,711
I'm not doing this.
I'm not.
465
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,991
Because this is exactly
what she wants!
466
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,510
I am cooling out.
467
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,509
Mmm-hmm.
468
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,348
Doesn't know a goddamn
thing about my business.
469
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,229
I always told you that she
was a nightmare, remember?
470
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,430
Wilson, you said that
about everybody.
471
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,759
Was I wrong?
472
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,437
What do you want,
Wilson?
473
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,399
My dad died and, uh...
474
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,274
Robert moved away,
so I'm all alone...
475
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,875
...now.
476
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,069
I miss you, Pippi.
477
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,080
Yeah.
478
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,709
Shit. I wasn't...
479
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,994
I wasn't supposed
to drink.
480
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,149
Huh?
481
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,118
Can this really be the
same Pippi who used to...
482
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,398
...smoke and drink and
curse and fart and belch?
483
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,637
She was
a disgusting pig.
484
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,354
Well, there was
never a dull moment,
485
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,072
that's for sure.
486
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,119
Pippi?
487
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,394
You were the only person
488
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,155
who ever bothered
to get to know the real me.
489
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,912
And I knew
the real you.
490
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,431
The real Pippi.
491
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,274
And I think that maybe...
492
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,273
...maybe I still know her.
493
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,990
It's been really hard.
494
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,995
I had some bad years.
495
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,831
I am so...
496
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,673
...proud of you.
497
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,839
You're doing so good.
498
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,954
You're an amazing woman.
499
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,392
What's this?
500
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,360
No, no, no.
Pepper, down.
501
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Fuck!
502
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,789
What?
503
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,235
Sorry, she's a little
bit overprotective.
504
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,391
Shit, I can't believe
you still live here.
505
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,037
Oh, I know,
it's great, but...
506
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,798
...you know,
I can't help but think
507
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,553
it would've been great
if you just...
508
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,873
...had the baby,
and then we'd...
509
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,708
...still have lived
together all those years.
510
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,713
And who knows what our
life might have been like.
511
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,229
P T.A. meetings...
512
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,916
Guinea pigs...
513
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,237
Piano lessons...
514
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,909
You're totally
out of your mind, man.
515
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,871
If you had had the baby,
516
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,394
it would have forced us
to grow up.
517
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,914
You know?
518
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,556
I did have the baby.
519
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320
What?
520
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,756
I had a little girl.
521
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,395
What are you
talking about?
522
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,591
I put her up
for adoption...
523
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,916
...before I went to L.A.
524
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,795
Pippi...
525
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,191
...you need to tell me
right now
526
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,952
if you're joking around.
527
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,236
Wilson,
we sent you papers.
528
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,112
No, I don't know anything
529
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,635
about what
you're talking about.
530
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,472
She got adopted.
531
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,478
You had a baby?
532
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,629
Yeah.
533
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,154
I'm... I'm a father?
534
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,319
Kind of.
535
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,068
I am a father.
536
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,428
Why not?
537
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,119
I'm a father?
538
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,277
I'm a father?!
539
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,113
I'm a father!
540
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,676
Yes! Yes!
541
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960
So...
542
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,799
...how's business?
543
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,277
Terrible. Everybody just
does it themselves now.
544
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,631
When I talked to you
on the phone...
545
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,190
...I pictured some guy with
an Army buddy on the force...
546
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,353
He gets all his info from
a blind guy on the corner...
547
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,989
Nope.
548
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,429
Nope.
549
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,715
Where the hell's
that goddamn file?
550
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,479
Cocksucker!
551
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,833
Oh, here's what I got.
552
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,875
"Claire Cassiday,
Parker Day High School."
553
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,997
You sure about that?
554
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,556
I do my best
with the information provided
555
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,238
but no guarantees.
556
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,189
Okay.
557
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,709
Here she is.
558
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,752
Could lose a few pounds.
559
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,033
Couldn't we all.
560
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,711
Here we go. Fish and chips.
Enjoy, guys.
561
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,835
When are you done?
562
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,189
Wilson. I can't.
563
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360
We're short tonight.
564
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,760
No, I got a great
surprise for you.
565
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,880
Excuse me!
566
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,678
Could I get this
with the aioli
567
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,074
on the side
as I requested?
568
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,549
I'm so sorry. Let me take
that back right away.
569
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,910
And we still haven't
seen that bruschetta.
570
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,752
I'll get that right away.
No, no.
571
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,229
Wilson, I can't wait.
Please, I'll lose my job!
572
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,913
It's your daughter.
573
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,556
Isn't she beautiful?
574
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,710
Excuse me. We have
tickets to Wicked and...
575
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,189
Hey, dickhead!
Shut the fuck up!
576
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,395
Can't you see that this woman
is having a profound moment?
577
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,478
Somehow I just can't process
578
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,755
that this is your place.
I mean...
579
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,550
Don't get me wrong,
it's, uh, really...
580
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,598
...nice.
Very tasteful. I just...
581
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,950
It's a sublet, dumbass!
582
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,554
Thank God.
583
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,120
So...
584
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,595
...what do you want
to do about this?
585
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,438
Wilson, I've seen it.
586
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,517
Don't you do
another goddamn thing.
587
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,909
I can't even catch my
breath around you. Enough!
588
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,312
I'm not talking about anything major,
Pippi. I mean...
589
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,116
...don't you want to
see her in the flesh?
590
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,150
What are you saying now?
591
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,793
What do you want to do,
stalk her?
592
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,115
Holy Christ, Pippi.
593
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,989
Where do you come up
with this shit?
594
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,594
Why the hell do people
move to the suburbs?
595
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,396
It's like a living death.
596
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,599
Wilson,
what are we doing?
597
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,993
What?
598
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,119
I never...
599
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,911
...stopped loving you, Pippi.
600
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,638
I stopped loving you.
601
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,473
Ouch.
602
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Well...
603
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,878
I spent so many years
hating you
604
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,791
and now I can't even
remember why.
605
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,079
I guess it drove me nuts
606
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,957
that I was such
a fucking mess...
607
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,552
...and nothing I did
ever scared you away.
608
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,990
Well, you remember this?
609
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,640
Mmm.
610
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,833
Yeah.
611
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160
29 stitches.
612
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Yeah.
613
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,989
That almost scared me away.
614
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680
Shh, shh, shh.
615
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,910
They're on the move!
They're on the move.
616
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,593
Wait! What are you doing?
617
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,069
I told you. I just want
to get a glimpse of her.
618
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,599
But you just saw her!
619
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,831
Get down! Down, down.
Shit.
620
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,828
Okay, up, up.
621
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,991
Wilson, just let this go.
622
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,272
No, we got to go.
Wilson!
623
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,359
Okay,
the coast is clear.
624
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,713
Cool it, Wilson.
625
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,359
Jesus.
626
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720
Oh...
627
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,313
We made that.
628
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,235
Hey, it's Claire.
Hi, Claire.
629
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,880
What's up, Claire?
Why are you here?
630
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,155
They having a sale
on big-ass clown clothes?
631
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,400
Go die, asshole.
632
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,555
Oh...
633
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,438
I'm sorry,
what did you say to me?
634
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,720
Oh, no.
635
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,896
What did you
say to me, bitch?
636
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,797
Hey, Claire,
Jenny Craig's over here.
637
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,871
Fat-ass bitch!
Where are you going?
638
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Hey!
639
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,754
You need to shut the fuck up,
you little prick!
640
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,069
Watch yourself,
asshole.
641
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,912
No, you watch it!
That's my daughter!
642
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,071
Wilson, not now!
Bad timing!
643
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,514
You little
son of a bitch!
644
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,278
Get off me,
asshole!
645
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,713
Let go!
No!
646
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,756
I'm not letting go!
Let it go!
647
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920
Wilson!
648
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,552
I'm gonna
kick his ass!
649
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,510
Believe me, Pippi gave
you a true gift...
650
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,158
...by giving you away,
651
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,438
because we were in no
position to be parents.
652
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,999
I was told that
she was an unfit mother.
653
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,878
Oh, you were
told the truth.
654
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,793
She was on the street,
strung out on drugs...
655
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,832
...comforting strangers.
656
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,831
I never was
on the street.
657
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,115
Look, it doesn't...
658
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,509
Don't get bogged down
in the details right now.
659
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,199
We're just thrilled
to finally
660
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,352
have the opportunity
to get to meet you!
661
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,074
And if you're
wondering about
662
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,151
the lack of
family resemblance...
663
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,590
...you couldn't tell it
by looking at her,
664
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,989
but she used
to be a real hippo.
665
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,715
Your grandpa wrote
a well-regarded novel
666
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,153
about Melville, and...
667
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,629
...Pippi's
maternal grandfather
668
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,029
was a famous judge
in Ohio, and...
669
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,315
Shit!
670
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,039
I have to go.
671
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,469
Oh...
Well, it's been...
672
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,989
...truly amazing
getting a chance
673
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,877
to have this time
with you.
674
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,359
Okay, bye.
Okay.
675
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,192
Bye.
Bye.
676
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,193
I'm not some
strung-out skank, man!
677
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,033
Pippi, is that all that you
took from this experience?
678
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,191
Well, we just totally
ambushed her!
679
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,920
I thought we were
just gonna hide out.
680
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,149
I can honestly say...
681
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,552
...I have never seen
anything more beautiful...
682
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,910
...than the look
on your face...
683
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,390
...when you first saw her.
You were...
684
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,713
...glowing.
685
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,034
I guess it was good
we got to see her, right?
686
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,032
I feel like maybe
I can stop worrying.
687
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,598
And I'll let her go.
688
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,553
Thanks.
689
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,311
I think
you're right, Pippi.
690
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,233
She certainly doesn't need
any help from us.
691
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,795
It's like she has
that miserable,
692
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,955
anguished look...
693
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,953
...like you had
when I first met you.
694
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,791
Of course,
you turned out okay.
695
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,559
In the long run.
696
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,433
Oh, Pippi.
697
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,195
Oh, Pippi!
698
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,989
Hi, there.
699
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,836
What do you want?
700
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,436
Well, I just didn't feel like
we got closure to our, uh...
701
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,473
...you know,
little introduction, and I...
702
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,269
I can't believe I just used
the word "closure," but...
703
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,155
Why the fuck is everyone
up my butt today?
704
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,637
Up your...? No.
What the hell's wrong?
705
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,679
Hey, come on, hop in.
I'll give you a ride.
706
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,474
No, thanks.
707
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800
I'll get the bus.
708
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,080
No, no,
I'll give you a ride.
709
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,148
Claire! I can't stand
to see you like this. Please.
710
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,789
Come on.
711
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,512
How about I take you
for ice cream?
712
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,108
Is that supposed
to be funny?
713
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,714
Yeah, let's get the fat
girl some ice cream.
714
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,709
Hey, not everybody's
out to get you, Claire.
715
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,155
Well, that's what it
fucking feels like!
716
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,953
Is it those jerks
from the mall?
717
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,560
Because I'll kick the
shit out of them.
718
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,720
It's everybody.
719
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,872
Okay, I'll kick the shit
out of everybody then.
720
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,276
It is a given
that every decent person
721
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,193
who ever lived got shit
on in high school.
722
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,195
I'm sure they picked on
Copernicus, for fuck sake.
723
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,397
It's a badge of honor.
724
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,600
However...
725
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,152
...that does not mean
that you have to sit back
726
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,071
and get reamed
for four years.
727
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,517
So is there
one particular asshole?
728
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,229
Yeah.
729
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,592
Monika the bitch.
730
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,035
Monika?
731
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,395
Monika.
732
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,759
Now, is there like a creepy
teacher or janitor or...?
733
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,595
Mr. Naisbitt.
734
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,069
Ah, okay.
735
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,874
"Monika, Monika, you blow
736
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,428
"Mr. Naisbitt
like a harmonica."
737
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,397
You see how that rhymed?
That's just a bonus.
738
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,957
No, "you blow Mr.
Naisbitt's syphilitic dong
739
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,433
"like a harmonica."
740
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,751
Eaugh! Too far.
741
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640
Yeah.
742
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,471
You passed my house.
743
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,438
How could you tell?
744
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,153
No, the Cassidays seem
like wonderful people.
745
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,040
I was thinking
I should arrange a meeting
746
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,800
so we can all be
on the same page together.
747
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,076
That's a horrible idea.
748
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,269
I bet...
749
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,433
...your mom does some fancy
cooking in here, huh?
750
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,631
We never use
any of this shit.
751
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,474
My mom can't even
work the stove.
752
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,115
Well...
753
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,110
They took in an innocent baby
and raised it as their own.
754
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,315
Folks like that
755
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,560
are the heroes
of this world.
756
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,835
Mmm.
757
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,192
Yeah, they could spend
a little more time with you.
758
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,515
Yeah.
759
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,868
I mean,
I could do without
760
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,509
all the overcompensatory
display of class privileges...
761
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640
...but...
762
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,958
...I mean, Christ,
what kind of example is that?
763
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,834
It's like they're laughing
at the next generation.
764
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,198
"We used up all your resources.
Fuck you."
765
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,509
I always wondered
how I got like this.
766
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,193
No. No. I'm not
doing that, Wilson.
767
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,918
Come on,
it'll be fun.
768
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,638
I haven't been there
since I was a kid.
769
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,195
Wilson! You know I'm not
talking about that.
770
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,509
Look.
771
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,757
For better
or worse, Pippi,
772
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,434
we have totally
freaked this girl out.
773
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,635
Yeah.
774
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,915
And it is our duty
to make sure that
775
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719
she doesn't have
some major meltdown.
776
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,320
You know? I mean,
can you imagine
777
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,719
what she's
going through?
778
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,714
No! No fucking way.
Of course I can't. Can you?
779
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,628
She's a sweet kid
780
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,870
with two crazy people
stalking her.
781
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,240
We're not stalking her.
782
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,395
Wilson.
783
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,960
And how many times
do I have to tell you
784
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,718
what I'm
going through, huh?
785
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,389
I am barely making it
through each day.
786
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:34,030
And you're expecting this
huge emotional commitment...
787
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,599
...while you're
dragging me along
788
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,069
for this insane
fucking insta-family?
789
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,034
Pippi, it is
that commitment...
790
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,271
...that is exactly
what you need
791
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,759
to help you
move forward.
792
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,872
Trust me, I know.
793
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,350
You're an asshole!
Goddamn it!
794
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,431
What is in there?
795
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,037
Pippi?
Goddamn it!
796
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,275
Calm yourself.
797
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,435
Fuck!
798
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,396
This is why I left you
in the first place.
799
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,029
You think you know it all.
You don't!
800
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,748
You don't know
shit about shit!
54570
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