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Aah!
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Huh?
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-[theme music playing]
-[kids on TV] Aah!
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♪ I feel like quackin'So I think I will ♪
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♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quackUntil I get my fill ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Got the quackin' feverGot the quackin' craze ♪
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[chainsaw cutting]
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, let's quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Ahh... Quack Pack ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, Quack Pack! ♪
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[Daisy] African rhinos: raging bulls?
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Or just contented cows?
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[squeals]
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Daisy Duck here for What in the World.
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Oh, sure, these big guys are dangerous
but only if they're frightened.
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[Daisy] Fortunately, there's really
not much the rugged rhino has to fear,
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except the ever-present threat...
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of the hunter.
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[pop]
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-[groaning]
-[gasps]
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Aah!
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[rumbling]
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Uh-oh.
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Waaak!
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Waaak!
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-[camera whinnies]
-Waaak!
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Waaak!
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[Daisy] African apes:
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King Kong crushers or just big swingers?
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Oh, this guy could
win the gold in gymnastics,
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but he'd rather have a banana.
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No, Bobo, not for you, for him.
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[Daisy] Ha ha.
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Bobo here's been hanging
around our camp all week.
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Gorilla or just plain munch-monster?
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[growling]
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[man clears throat]
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Thank you, Daisy Duck.
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So much for the sweaty n' smelly
portion of our show.
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Now, what you've all tuned in for:
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Me! Kent Powers, man of the hour!
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Today, it's African
banana split à la Kent,
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with the secret powers
fudgie-wudgie sauce.
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Mmm-mmm mmm mmm. Ha ha ha.
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And the final ingredient is...
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the banana!
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[squeaking]
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[slurping]
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Ooh, and not just any banana.
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Select one that is plump, juicy,
bursting with fragrant-- yow-how-how!
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Huh?
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Aah!
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[birds chirping]
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[airplane roaring]
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[snorts]
My reviews! They're here! Ha ha!
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[ape grunting]
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Oh, they love me, they love me,
they love me, they love moi!
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Ha ha ha-- oh-uhh!
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[Kent stammering]
Get this hairball out of here!
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Oh, Kent, it's just Bobo.
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All he wants is a banana.
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Not my personal sanitized
fruit flown in from Florida!
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[both] Wah!
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Didn't I tell you
never to touch my stuff?
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If you've chipped
my perfect profile, you're fired!
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Kent, you can't fire them.
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They don't work for you.
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Yeah!
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Then I'll fire you two!
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Out! Out! Scram!
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Ha ha. [snorts]
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Peasants.
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Oh, another day, another rave. Ha.
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They love me. They love me.
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They love--[gulps]
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[Kent] Daisy?
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Ooh, not nice.
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"Five pinkies up to Daisy Duck
for the most daring high jinks on TV."
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"Kent Powers-- merely the boring P.S.
to her flashy action segments."
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Gee, Mr. Powers, what's a P.S.?
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Pure sap?
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Puny slug?
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Pathetic sucker?
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Out! Out! Vamoose!
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Turn me into a P.S., will she?
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[Daisy] The vampire bats
of Mimboobwe caverns.
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Daisy Duck here,
trying not to wake these--
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-[Kent] Cut! Cut!
-Shh!
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How comeyoudo
all the daredevil stuff?
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I'm the star. I get to hog the spotlight.
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[sighs] You're also the one
who said he's allergic to animals,
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hates bugs, gets seasick in his bathtub,
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and wears a shower cap
to mist his houseplants, 'member?
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Only on a bad hair day!
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[Kent]
If you can do this stuff, I can do it.
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-[Daisy] Cannot.
-[Kent] Can too.
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-[Daisy] Cannot!
-Can too!
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I can do this show
without you or your boyfriend!
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!
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-Wanna bet?
-Yeah!
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Uh-oh.
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I'll bet your... jobs!
If I win, you both quit.
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-What?
-Scared?
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No! And when you lose,
we get your tent and everything in it.
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-What? No!
-Scared?
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-Deal?
-Deal!
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Here's the script for today's show.
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Break a leg, Mr. Star!
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Here's the job-wanted ads.
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You'll need 'em, Ms. Duck.
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Waaak!
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[bats squeaking]
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[stone cracking]
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[screaming]
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Oh, I can see this bet's in the bag.
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Mr. Action can kiss his hot tub good-bye.
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Right, Donald? Donald?
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Heh heh heh. Sure.
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Ohh.
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Ahh, let's see, according to the script,
I start with the...
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"The Zambinki River
or raging roller coaster?"
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Aah!
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Uhh. Dangerous. Hoo hoo.
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[Kent]
If that water curls my hair spray,
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my fans might turn me off.
They, uh, you know, they--they...
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[Kent] Hey.
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-So, Bobo...
-[squeals]
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May I call you Bo? Ha ha.
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I put it to you,
as a discerning viewer...
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[screams]
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Would you want me to look like something
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the wet dog dragged in, huh?
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[whining]
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Bobo-la! Come on, exactly,
how'd you like to be on...
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television?
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You're wearing the face
that launched a thousand hits.
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Now... Fetch the 'Nana.
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[Bobo screeches]
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[Kent] No, your eyes
aren't playing tricks.
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I am shooting the rapids
without the aid of oars.
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I take my rivers like my hamburger.
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Raw!
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Ooh, time for one of my famous
Kent Powers close-ups.
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Heh heh. [snorts] Heh.
Who needs Donald?
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[Kent]
These remote-control cameras are a cinch.
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No river too wide,
no danger too great for...
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Kent Powers!
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[Bobo coughing]
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[grunting]
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[Kent] Kent Powers here,
toasting my tootsies
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for What in the World!
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As I dive lower and lower
into the flaming depths...
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I said, as I dive lower and lower...
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Oh, yeah. Forgot.
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Danger? And how.
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But real men don't char.
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I take my volcanoes
like my oatmeal: hot and chunky!
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The soot in my nostrils!
The flames at my feet!
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Ha! Let's see Daisy top that.
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[crying]
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Your fearless reporter is
ballooning in to do lunch with...
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the African lion.
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Ahhh, the African lion.
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Pussycat or--ha ha-- roaring man-eater?
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Oh, my. Back, Sheeba.
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No grabbing, now.
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There's plenty for everybody. Ho ho.
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That's a good kitty.
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Guess this'll teach Daisy.
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[gasps]
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[laughing]
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Ha ha ha ha.
Imagine that. Ha ha ha. That's so cute.
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I--I forgot to load the camera.
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Ha ha! Hey, hey, looks like
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we're gonna have to shoot
the whole thing over.
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-Ha ha ha ha!
-[weeping]
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Oh, Mummy will be so proud. Ooh.
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We're going in for one
of my famous Kent Power's close-ups.
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What?
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D--what-- what's he trying to do?
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[gasps]
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He's ruined my close-up! Aah!
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Now Daisy and Donald
will say I lost the bet,
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and it's all his fault.
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He'll never work in this jungle again!
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[Kent's voice] Your fearless reporteris ballooning in to do lunch with...
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the African lion.
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-[lion growling]
-Kent lunching with lions?
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No way.
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I bust my buns for the good of this show,
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but will I get any credit? No!
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-What's goin' on?
-Beats me.
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Hmm. Time to pry.
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[Kent's voice on TV] No,your eyes aren't playing tricks.
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I am shooting the rapidswithout the aid of oars.
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I take my rivers like my hamburger: raw!
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I--I--I see it,
but I... I don't believe it.
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[Louie] How did
pasty face Powers become Mr. Macho?
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Maybe it was all that health food he--
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Aah! You're erasing it!
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Oh--oh, no!
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[Huey]
It was--it was-- it was an accident!
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-It's gone.
-[thunder]
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[all] No!
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Didn't I tell you
never to touch my stuff?
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If you've chipped my perfect profile,
you're fired!
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Kent, you can't fire them.
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They don't work for you.
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Yeah!
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Then I'll fire you two!
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Aah!
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-[all screaming] Nyah!
-Woah!
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Okay, so we erased Kent's tape.
Is it the end of the world?
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Only as we know it.
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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How 'bout if we just fess up?
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How 'bout I just clam up?
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-I got it.
-He got it!
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But you're gonna hate it.
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Yikes! I hate it already!
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Hey, if Kent did it, we can do it.
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Aw, zip it.
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Thank goodness for remote-control cameras
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and electronic voice manipulation.
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Testing, testing.
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[high-pitched voice] One, two,
three, four. Kent Powers here.
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[deep voice] Kent Powers here.
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[Kent's voice] Kent Powers--
Hey, pretty good. Ha.
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Kent Powers, your man of the hour. Ha ha.
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[Huey's voice]
Okay dudes. Got the voice.
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And action!
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[Kent's voice] No,
your eyes aren't playing tricks.
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I am shooting the rapids
without the aid of oars.
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-[Dewey] Watch out for that rock!
-What rock?
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-[all] Yah!
-[Dewey] That rock!
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[Kent's voice] No river too wide,
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no danger too great for...
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Kent Powers!
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[gulps]
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[all] Aah!
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[Kent's voice] I take my rivers
like my hamburger: raw!
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[Huey's voice] Cut!
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Perfecto!
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Whoa. I don't believe Kent did that.
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[Louie] I don't believe we did that.
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[Kent's voice] Kent Powers here,
254
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toasting my tootsies
for What in the World!
255
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As I dive lower and lower
into the flaming depths...
256
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Aah! The soot in my nostrils!
257
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The flames at my feet!
258
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[Louie] Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Oh!
259
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Get us outta here!
260
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:10,875
[Huey] And cut! Hey, that was hot!
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[all] Aah!
262
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[Huey] And cut!
263
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Get us outta here!
264
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,709
[lions growling]
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[growling]
266
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[panting] I don't get it.
267
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,041
I thought cats loved tuna fish.
268
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Maybe you shoulda opened the can first!
269
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[growling]
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[all] Yah!
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[growling]
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[Huey] Nice kitty.
273
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[Dewey] Good kitty.
274
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Back, Sheeba, back!
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[all] Yah!
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[all] Aah!
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[Kent's voice on TV] No rivertoo wide, no danger too great for...
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Kent Powers!
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This is Kent Powers,your man of the hour,
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signing off from deepest,dangerous... Africa!
281
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Can't believe what I saw.
282
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[sighs] We did it.
283
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,166
Daisy and Donald's jobs are safe.
284
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You win.
285
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Yeah. Proved you don't need us.
286
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You win the bet.
287
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We... we quit.
288
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[all] What?
289
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:36,625
Huh. Guess I just look a lot better
the second time around.
290
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[Kent] If you ever want a job
licking stamps, let me know.
291
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,834
Oh, no! What have we done?
292
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Shoulda left Kent's tape erased.
293
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,583
How were we supposed to know
they bet their jobs?
294
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[Kent's voice on TV]
Oh, my. Back, Sheeba!
295
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No grabbing, now.
296
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,542
-[lion growling]
- Oh, oh. That's a good kitty.
297
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We didn't erase all of it?
298
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Nope. And look.
299
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[all] Oh, Daisy!
300
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[Kent's voice on TV]
Ahh, the African lion:
301
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Pussycat or--ha ha-- roaring man-eater?
302
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:24,041
That dirty, rotten...
303
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,250
Forgot slimy.
304
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,000
Slimy...
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00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,000
[screeches]
306
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,417
Oh, that big ape! And I don't mean Bobo!
307
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,583
What are we gonna do?
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[all] Star treatment.
309
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[Huey] Kent! Hey, hey!
310
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Look what the plane dropped!
311
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"Whole world stops to watch Kent Powers."
312
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,750
"Dinners burn while viewers stare."
313
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"Billions wonder
what will powers do next?"
314
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-You're a hit!
-A star!
315
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Slam dunk!
316
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:58,667
Oh! Ha ha! [kissing] They love me!
317
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,458
They love me! Ha ha ha!
318
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They love me! They love moi!
319
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,583
How could I have doubted you?
320
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,291
Look. It's from the network.
321
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,375
They want you to do another show...
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Live.
323
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:13,500
[gulps] L-Live?
324
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,667
Indeedly-do!
You're on in three minutes.
325
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,208
Uhh! Only three minutes?
326
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,291
Uh, there's somebody I gotta
talk to first. I gotta get my, uh--
327
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,583
Crew? We're here for you, Kenty!
328
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,583
I know we're fired,
but we'll work for Scot-free!
329
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,583
Anything to be near
the famous Kent Powers!
330
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,709
Well, thanks. You see, but I, um--ohh.
331
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,000
One minute to go.
332
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,709
Makeup!
333
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,125
No, wait! I, uh--ohh!
334
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,083
[stammering]
335
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:45,041
My teeth--I flossed--I--
336
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,583
[Huey] Oh, no, no, don't thank us.
337
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You deserve being treated
like the star you are.
338
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,500
Big time.
339
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,917
Well, Kent, I'm impressed.
Ten seconds to air time.
340
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,917
Here is your script, buddy. Go!
341
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,583
What? I can't memorize
this in ten seconds!
342
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,709
Don't worry. It's all on cue cards.
343
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:05,959
-But--
-Five, four, three, two...
344
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You're on!
345
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,959
[stammering]
346
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:15,208
Hi! Kent Powers here,
live from Umgoshe caverns,
347
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,083
where danger lurks everywhere!
348
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,041
It does?
349
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,750
This ancient plant behind me
350
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,000
is home to the poisonous
African fang-toothed beetle.
351
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,834
Did I say p-p-poisonous?
352
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:29,333
[Donald] Yoo-Hoo!
353
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,083
Unh!
354
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,125
It's said this man-eating beetle
355
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,542
can devour a whole army
in t-t-ten minutes?
356
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:42,500
The only thing it's afraid of is...
357
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,125
water.
358
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,625
Water!
359
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,875
[coughing, spitting] Heh heh.
360
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,417
Speaking of water,
361
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,333
the Umgoshe River is notorious for its...
362
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,291
Vampire crabs!
363
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:06,291
Just one can suck the blood from my body
in s--uhh--60 seconds!
364
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,458
[Donald] Yoo-Hoo.
365
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,166
[high-pitched voice] The only
protection from its fangs
366
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,458
is a good coat of... mud?
367
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,959
Uhh! Ohh ohh ohh!
368
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,291
I'm a mess!
369
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,083
Ha ha ha. Ha ha.
370
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,166
Couldn't resist a roll in this goop.
371
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,834
World's most powerful skin freshener.
372
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,208
Does wonders for the complexion.
373
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:33,250
Uh, unfortunately,
the bacteria in this mud
374
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:37,625
secrete an acid-- that could melt
a man to molecules in seconds!
375
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:42,250
Only antidote's the fungus
that grows on the cavern walls!
376
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,291
Hoo Hoo Hoo! Ohh!
377
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,792
[babbling hysterically]
378
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,458
-I like him. He's silly.
-Ha ha ha.
379
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,792
Ha ha ha. Oh, just getting
my quota of vitamin X-B.
380
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,542
[Kent] This stuff's full of it.
381
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,875
-Ha ha ha.
-Ha ha ha. I'd say he's full of it.
382
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,917
And... cue the snake.
383
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,917
Did I mention this fungus
384
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,375
is the favorite food
of the cave constrictor,
385
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,250
-world's deadliest... snake?
-[rattling]
386
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,083
[high-pitched voice]
The only way to shake it off
387
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,583
is to stick one foot
behind your head and...
388
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,875
dance?
389
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,959
[whimpering]
390
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,291
Yah-ah-ah!
391
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,583
If--if that doesn't work,
392
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,667
you gotta knock him senseless!
393
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,542
[screaming]
394
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-Ha ha ha.
-Cut.
395
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,500
Wow. That was great, Kent.
396
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,959
Quick! The gorilla segment's next!
397
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,875
G-G-Gorilla!
398
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,709
But--d-d--but--
399
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,291
Ten seconds!
400
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,542
Ok, Bobo, you know what to do.
401
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:57,458
[growls]
402
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,000
-Booga, booga, booga!
-[growls]
403
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,041
[grunting]
404
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,041
Three, two, one!
405
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:09,208
And now a first-hand look
at how papa gorillas
406
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,542
discipline their young.
407
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,834
Now, I will pretend to be
a gorilla who's just swiped
408
00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,917
his dad's last--banana? Huh?
409
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,625
Yah! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
410
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,250
[growling]
411
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,667
[snarling]
412
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,000
[Kent] Cut! Cut! Daisy! Donald!
413
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:28,625
-You're hired! You do the show!
-[growling]
414
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:30,458
Well, I don't know, Kent.
415
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:35,208
Gee, you do such a gosh darn good job
of acting like a monkey.
416
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,542
Please! Oh, please! Oh!
I'll--I'll give you a new contract!
417
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,250
-Well...
-I'll double your salaries!
418
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,291
-Gee, I don't know.
-Triple 'em!
419
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,875
-Deal.
-Sign here.
420
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,417
Ooh, nice penmanship.
421
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,834
Just get this monkey off my back!
422
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,500
-Here, big fella.
-Come and get it!
423
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,125
-Huh?
-No! Wait!
424
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,000
Whoa!
425
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,667
[thud]
426
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:04,750
[all] Yeah!
427
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:16,417
[theme music playing]
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