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Aah!
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Huh?
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-[theme music playing]
-[kids on TV] Aah!
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♪ I feel like quackin'So I think I will ♪
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♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quackUntil I get my fill ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Got the quackin' feverGot the quackin' craze ♪
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[chainsaw cutting]
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, let's quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Ahh... Quack Pack ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, Quack Pack! ♪
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Today on Fresh Water Thrills--
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fishin' without bait.
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And here is something else our viewerscan do with used dental floss.
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[man on TV] Welcome to another excitingepisode of Watching Paint Dry.
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[changes channel]
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[woman on TV] Vic, I'd like "Polkasthat start with Q" for 800, please.
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[man on TV]
You're tuned to the Earwax Network.
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[changes channel]
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150 channels...
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[all] And nothing good on it.
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[snoring]
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Mmm!
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Yo! It's the tape uncle D ordered!
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Ninja Lumberjacks ?
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Let's count your rings,
evil one! Hyah!
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Play it! Play it!
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I don't know, guys. It's uncle Donald's.
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If we watch it first, he'll freak.
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[sighs] Good point, captain bring-down.
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Yeah. Uncle D would swoop down
and wreak his vengeance on us.
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[thunder]
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[Donald] Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[all] Aah!
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Spare us, kind master!
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We renounce our evil ways!
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[thunder]
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Unless...
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We watch it, rewind it,
and reseal it before he gets home.
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[all] Done!
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Skip to the fight sequence.
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Hey, real film buffs watch the titles.
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Dewey man, they're in Japanese.
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Artistic integrity. Ooh!
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Let go! You're gonna bust it!
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-Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh.
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Double uh-oh.
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[crackling and hissing]
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-Way to go!
-Wasn't me!
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-[horn honks]
-[all] Uncle Donald!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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-It's stuck!
-Then hide it!
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Hiya, boys.
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Good morning, uncle Donald.
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Ah!
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Waah!
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Well, I'll be doggone.
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-Heh heh...
-[sputtering]
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Hey, what's that?
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-What's what?
-[sputtering]
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Huh? What's goin' on here?
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Out of the way.
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Uhhh...
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Ooh!
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-Huh?
-[explosion]
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Hmm.
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Aah! Waahh! Oomp!
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Huhh... Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
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-Ha ha!
-Ha ha!
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Oh!
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Ha ha ha-- uh...
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Doin' penance... To pay uncle Donald back
for a tape we broke.
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Ha ha! Well, at least
you're getting your exercise.
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Well, later, guys.
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I'm off to interview
professor Henry Villanova.
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The art dude?
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Art historian, yes.
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|And I need to get to him before Kent
does something embarrassing.
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Well, lads, what important
life lesson have we learned today?
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-Don't leave incriminating evidence.
-No! Don't lie.
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My second guess.
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Great. So from now on, total honesty.
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You got it.
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All for one...
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[all] And five for a dollar!
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Now, let's rot our minds.
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-[snoring]
-Still nothing good.
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[crowd noises]
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Wait. What's that?
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[Huey] It sort of looks like baseball.
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[Lowie] Or a training filmfrom the department of agriculture.
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Cole slaw!
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[baaing]
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Kind of interesting, you know.
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Hey!
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Come on, get it back.
I want to see how they use the tractors.
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No luck. I'm scanning all
the satellite channels, but nada.
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Wait! I just got channel 827.
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Uh, check your coordinates, Scotty.
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There is no channel 827.
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I know. Call me loopy.
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You're loopy.
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[Dewey]
But this picture isn't from a TV station.
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I think we're picking upsome kind of secret signal.
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-Excessive!
-Excessive!
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-[Dewey] Look!
-[Huey] Whoa!
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-[all] Aah!
-Quick! Shut it off!
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-Oh!
-Whoa!
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[all] Whoa!
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Dude!
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[all] Wahh!
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What's going on here?
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We didn't do it! Honest!
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Not again!
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We were just watching channel 827!
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There's no such channel.
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-Look, we were getting this place, see?
-Museum.
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And there was this big diamond.
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-Then... [imitating shooting]
-And then boom!
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Aha! Evidence.
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You three were playing...
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Ball!
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No!
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Lying is a bad habit.
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It stems from poor nutrition
and...bad role models.
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Uh, by the way, this is coming
out of your paycheck, Donald.
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What?
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Wack! What's the big idea?
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We didn't do anything! Honest!
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When have we ever lied to you?
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Okay, okay. The ninja tape
thing this morning.
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[Huey] But not since then.
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-Really! We learned our lesson.
-Cross our hearts!
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Aw, phooey!
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But we're telling the truth!
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Professor Villanova,
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we are honored to be
in your beautiful home.
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It's... stunning.
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Yeah. What did it set you back? Ooh!
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Actually, my dear,
I open my humble gallery
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to school children twice a week.
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Hmm?
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♪ Nyah nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah ♪
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Adults. They never believe you.
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Well, our story did sound bogus.
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You know, this game
is starting to make sense.
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Sure! It's Blatasmorkian baseball,
our number-2 national pastime.
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And number 1?
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Pigeon tickling.
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[TV reporter with lisp] Weinterrupt for this special bulletin.
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A national treasure has been stolen
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from the BlatasmorkianState Museum... And grill.
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The fabulous 1,000-carat"cabbage diamond"
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mysteriously disappearedjust an hour ago.
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No locks were tampered with,and the guards saw nobody enter or leave.
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Police are baffled.
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But we're not! Saddle up!
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[sobbing]
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Our cabbage gem, gone!
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What next, fluoridation
of our swamp lands?
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[sobs]
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Ah!
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The cabbage diamond!
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Our evidence!
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But if it was just in Blatasmorkia...
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How'd it get here?
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Who cares? We're vindicated!
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What I don't understand
about Rembrandt is,
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if his paintings sell for so much,
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why doesn't he do some more?
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[Donald] Help! Help! It's got me!
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Aah! Let me go, you big palooka!
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[Donald] Waah! Oh!
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Uncle D,
this is what flew out of the TV!
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A diamond!
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Honest!
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It was stolen from a museum
in Blatasmorkia!
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-Blatasmorkia?
-[door closes]
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What's going on in-- ohh!
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[Donald] Is this valuable?
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Valuable? Uh, ho ho!
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You want to know if this overgrown
rhinestone is valuable.
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Yeah. Ho ho. Well, uh, certainly...
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If you like glass doorknobs.
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See?
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[Dewey] But it's a diamond!
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Ho ho! Oh, no.
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Uh, glass.
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The boys probably found it somewhere.
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Here. I'll throw it away for you.
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Mm-hmm... More lying.
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Oh!
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Look, just 'cause we lied
about wrecking your ninja tape
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doesn't mean we're lying now!
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-What he said!
-Ditto!
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[Villanova] Ninja tape.
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Ninja tape.
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The artistic tastes of the juvenile.
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Here. I'll just dump this for you.
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Oh, this'd make a great paperweight.
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Uhh....
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Well, the tough part is,
guys, when you lie once,
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folks may not believe you the next time.
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-[hissing]
-Oh, Knuckles!
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[Daisy] You're gonna spoil your appetite.
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But the evidence is stacked against us!
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Maybe you're right.
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This does look like that diamond
that was stolen this morning.
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[Daisy]
That's it. No dessert for you, young man.
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[hissing]
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Yeah. Something's rotten in Denmark.
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-Blatasmorkia.
-Whatever.
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Well, it all sounds farfetched,
but let me call your uncle.
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Yes!
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Oh! Knuckles just ate the phone cord.
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You don't know where that's
been, you little rascal.
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I gotta use my car phone.
Sit tight, you guys.
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[slurping]
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Oh, finally! Somebody believes us!
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See? Nothin' to worry about.
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Daisy?
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Knuckles?
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Whooahh!
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[all] Aah!
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[all] Yaa!
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Ninjas? Here?
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Oh, I'm havin' video rental flashbacks!
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-Hyah!
-[kids] Aah!
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[kids] Aah!
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[Huey] Stop it! Don't touch that!
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Hey! That's Daisy's stuff!
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[glass shatters]
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Donald, will you stop yelling?
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They came to me because
you wouldn't listen!
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This has gotta stop! Look! Snackies!
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Yeah!
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[chomp]
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Oh, come on, cut them some slack, Donald.
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Sure, once in a while, they're noisy
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and maybe make the occasional mess,
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but you come over,
and you'll see they're good boys.
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-Who-oh-oa!
-[crash]
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-Who-oh-oa!
-[crash]
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Don't make me get rough with you!
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-Aah!
-[thud]
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Ah, he's real scared now, Lou.
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Good news, guys.
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Donald is-- [gasps]
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You're not gonna believe this.
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We've told you a zillion times,
the place was smashed up by a ninja.
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Ninja, sminja!
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Ask Knuckles!
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[burps]
262
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:14,333
Fine! Don't expect
a Christmas card this year, pal!
263
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,417
Grounded for a month
'cause we told the truth?
264
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,542
This bites!
265
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,917
Okay. Here's a unique thought.
266
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:25,166
Find the creep who stole
the diamond in the first place.
267
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,250
What, we fly to Blatasmorkia?
268
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,917
Don't give up your day job.
269
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,959
It's really quite simple.
270
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,417
We get ourselves a bloodhound.
271
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,041
[sniffing]
272
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,291
This is brilliant and all,
273
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,375
but isn't uncle D gonna blow a gasket
274
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,333
when he discovers we sneaked out?
275
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,959
Nah. He won't even notice.
276
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,875
Boys? Oh, boys?
277
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,500
Wah-aah!
278
00:12:58,792 --> 00:12:59,667
Let's bag it.
279
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,542
He's probably leading us
to some iguana nightclub.
280
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:04,709
Shh! Look.
281
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,542
[Dewey] Hey, this is Villanova's place!
282
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:11,417
Duh. Are you suggesting
that high-minded professor Villanova's
283
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,125
a lowdown diamond thief?
284
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,375
Thief is a harsh word, Lou-meister,
285
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,375
but it'll get you ten points in scrabble.
286
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:28,166
So... Do we do that hardy boys thing?
287
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,625
Yaa!
288
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,417
Get a grip, Dew! It's only a piece of art.
289
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:41,417
[Huey] Wow! Villanova's got himself
a little treasure-trove down here!
290
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,583
Knuckles found something.
291
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,542
Yeah!
292
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,375
Not now. You can eat later.
293
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,458
Well, surprise, surprise!
294
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,959
The elusive cabbage diamond.
295
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,750
Way to go, bug-breath.
296
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,917
Now let's scram before someone shows up.
297
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,375
Aah!
298
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,041
A-ha ha ha!
299
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,166
What do you know-- the imaginary ninja.
300
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,875
Oh, boy, oh, boy, I feel
our credibility gap narrowing.
301
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,750
[old woman's voice] Hello? Police?
I'm an overly concerned citizen,
302
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,333
and I demand you send a patrol car
303
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:26,417
to the Villanova Estate immediately!
304
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,834
Ooh, I'm good!
305
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:29,834
Aah!
306
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,041
Ahh!
307
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,625
The golden helmet of Agamemnon.
308
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:57,542
-[Villanova] Always wanted that.
-[Knuckles panting]
309
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,667
[Villanova] You've been
in Greece for so long,
310
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,625
how would you like
a change of scenery, hmm?
311
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,458
Huh?
312
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,125
[door slamming]
313
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,792
Come to papa.
314
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,542
[whispering] How'd he do that?
315
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,750
Shh!
316
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,333
[Villanova] Well, well.
317
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,333
What have we here?
318
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,417
Ugh! Uhh!
319
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,083
You are a persistent
little brat, aren't you?
320
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,834
Now, where are your siblings?
321
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,667
Went to the doctor, had 'em removed.
322
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,750
Yeow!
323
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,291
Tactical retreat, boys!
324
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:07,041
[Villanova] Don't bother... It's locked!
325
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,375
Give up?
326
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,834
You're the one who's gonna give up,
chump, 'cause we called the cops!
327
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,417
And this timewe've got the evidence!
328
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,959
My, my.
329
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,375
You children are too smart for me.
330
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,875
Guess I'll just have
to confess everything.
331
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,333
So spill, vill.
332
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,417
What you see here is the cream
333
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,875
of every art collection in the world.
334
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:35,625
And since I am the world's
greatest art historian,
335
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:39,250
it's only right that they belong with me.
336
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,917
With this device, I can tap
into any security camera in the world.
337
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,417
You mean like museums,
banks, convenience stores?
338
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,750
-[doorbell clangs]
-Even my front door.
339
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,875
-See?
- Hello.
340
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:57,041
This breaks down any object into pixels
341
00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,083
and pulls them through the airwaves!
342
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,875
Hey, who are you, where am I,
343
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:06,083
and would you like to see
some cleaning products?
344
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,166
Itsendsobjects as well.
345
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,417
-[train whistling]
-Aah!
346
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,417
I've always detested salesmen.
347
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,709
This remote runs off
an extremely high frequency.
348
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:24,250
Channel 827, by any chance?
349
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,959
Exactly.
350
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:29,083
And somehow you boys
intercepted my diamond.
351
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:30,083
How?
352
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,625
In the words of the immortal Plato,
"none of your beeswax."
353
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:34,750
Hmm?
354
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,417
Oh, well, you won.
We'll wait for the police upstairs.
355
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,583
Shall we?
356
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,792
Hee hee hee hee hee.
357
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,291
Hah! The tables are on the other foot!
358
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,500
-We've got evidence.
-We've got the truth!
359
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,000
-We've got the power!
-[glass shatters]
360
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,458
-Power?
-Power?
361
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,959
Shouldn't we be cowering in fear?
362
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,834
Just remember...
363
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:03,667
Nobody believes a liar.
364
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792
You called for help?
365
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,959
-We sure Di--
-[Villanova] Yes, officer.
366
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,709
Arrest these vandals.
367
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:12,583
Look what they've done
to my beautiful home.
368
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,542
Whoa, wait! Time out!
We didn't do this. He did.
369
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:20,333
Yeah, he's got a ninja in the basement,
and he sends cabbages through the TV!
370
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,709
If you don't believe us, ask the iguana.
371
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,083
"If you don't believe us,
ask the iguana."
372
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:30,250
Oh, maybe Villanova's right.
No one's gonna believe us without proof.
373
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,500
Which is why I borrowed this.
374
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,750
[police officer] Okay,
okay, you're free to go.
375
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,208
Someone bailed us out?
376
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,250
Lemme at 'em!
377
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,166
[kids] Aah!
378
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:45,083
I think jail might be safer.
379
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:49,041
Look, this Villanova
dude is an art thief!
380
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,208
[Daisy] Art historian.
381
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:54,166
[Donald] Lemme get
my hands on 'em... Once!
382
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,542
[beeping]
383
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,125
[Huey] He uses security cameras
384
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,375
to steal art objects
from around the world!
385
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,792
[groans]
386
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,041
[sighs in exasperation]
387
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:06,792
[beeping]
388
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:10,208
Since you don't believe us, say "cheese."
389
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,000
Hey...
390
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,750
We're in Villanova's basement!
391
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,834
-Told ya.
-[Villanova] I'll take that.
392
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,083
Wait a second.
What's going on around here?
393
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,667
And I want the truth!
394
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,291
Oh, twaddle the truth!
395
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,583
-Waa!
-Aah!
396
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,583
[buzzing]
397
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,500
[Daisy] H-hey!
398
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,375
Uh-oh.
399
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,000
Donald, I hope you brought your passport.
400
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,083
Why?
401
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,083
'Cause we're in Africa, pal.
402
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:42,041
-Lowie to the rescue!
-Give me that, youth!
403
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,750
No way, adult!
404
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,083
Where are we?
405
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,917
Duckburg airport!
Maybe the boys weren't lying.
406
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,959
See? A security camera!
407
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,250
Uhh!
408
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,750
-[snaps]
-Yeow!
409
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,333
Hue-meister!
410
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,500
A hold-up? Police!
411
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,375
-[gasps]
-Get me outta here!
412
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,333
You runny-nosed whelps!
413
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,333
[soldier] Halt! Fort Knox security!
414
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,875
We believe you!
415
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,333
[Daisy] Honest!
416
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,208
Hold on! I'll bring you back!
417
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,000
[Donald] Uh-oh.
418
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,875
Thanks a bunch!
419
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,542
Now I've got you, you little...
420
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,333
Runt!
421
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,083
'Twas bullion killed the beast.
422
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,625
Time to bring our happy family
back together.
423
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:58,750
Aah!
424
00:20:58,834 --> 00:20:59,709
[Huey] Oops!
425
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,959
One more time.
426
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,500
Aah!
427
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,542
No more Mr. Nice Professor!
428
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,959
You, give that to me. Now!
429
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,458
Okay, but guess which hand.
430
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,417
I'm tired of your childish games!
431
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,917
He's right, guys.
We might as well give up.
432
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,583
[Huey] Hey, hold the bus!
433
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,667
Why give up? We know everything!
434
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:25,250
So? No one will believe you
435
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,792
after they catch you stealing
England's crown jewels!
436
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:32,333
You're taking a one-way
trip to the tower of London!
437
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,000
Now wave bye-bye!
438
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,166
[buzzing]
439
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,875
Hey! We're still here!
440
00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:41,000
Muy lucky! Whew!
441
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:44,125
Not luck. I reversed the batteries.
442
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,333
Check it out.
443
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,291
[Dewey] Caught with the evidence!
444
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,583
Let's see if they believehim!
445
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,291
[Daisy] We believe you!
446
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,208
[Donald] Help! Help!
447
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:58,208
Don't know about you two,
but I'm feelin' very vindicated today.
448
00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,375
Should we save 'em?
449
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,709
I was safe, I tell ya!
450
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,834
-[baaing]
- You big palooka!
451
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,667
Yeah, I guess so...
452
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,542
After lunch.
453
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:16,583
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