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Aah!
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Huh?
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-[theme music playing]
-[kids on TV] Aah!
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♪ I feel like quackin'So I think I will ♪
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♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quackUntil I get my fill ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Got the quackin' feverGot the quackin' craze ♪
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[chainsaw cutting]
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, let's quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Ahh... Quack Pack ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, Quack pack! ♪
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[grunting]
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Humph. An alligator ranch in the bayou.
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Give it some gas!
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I am so sick of Kent sending me out
on these stupid puff pieces.
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Ay, cheer up, Dais.
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Remember the time Kent
sent you to do the story on Waffles,
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the baby hippo?
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You thought
it was just another puff piece.
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Then Waffles turned out
to be a jewel thief in a hippo suit.
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Only I didn't notice,
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and some other reporter
got the big scoop.
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[quacking]
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[Louie] This time,
keep your eyes open for the real story.
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And never give up, no matter what.
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Yeah, there must be
some worthwhile story in a swamp,
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with all the creepy stuff out here.
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All the bats and bugs.
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And swamp rats
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and alligators.
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[Donald] Alligators?
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You're right.
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Let's go find a real story.
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[Louie] Now we're making good time.
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[Dewey] Hey, did we forget someone?
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Wait for me! Wait up!
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"Gator Ranch."
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Extremo.
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C-risp.
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I'm gonna find
a real story in this stupid swamp
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if it's the last thing I ever do.
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[Cal] Hoo-Hoowee!
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[Cajun accent]
Welcome to Cal's Gator Ranch!
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How y'all are?
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You must be the folks
from the TV, huh? Ha ha!
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I'm Cal Crudon,
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and I ain't got nothing but gators.
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Here y'all go, Cher .
Just a token of my extreme,
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compliments of Cal Crudon.
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Hey, maybe
there's a story behind this stuff.
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[panting]
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[Donald] Whew!
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Oh, soda pop!
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So, I don't suppose this might be
a secret swamp monster formula.
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Well, I appreciate the thought, Cher,
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but it's just a little
ol' cajun hot sauce, you know?
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[Donald] Ah!
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[bell rings]
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Aaah!
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[rocket engine]
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[gasping]
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[waltz music]
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[thud]
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[stomach noise]
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[Donald] Hey, where am I?
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Hey, this gator isn't even moving.
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Aaah!
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Actually, they're plastic, inflatable.
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[quacking]
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Well, what do you know?
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Hey, you've got
some explaining to do, Mr. Cajun.
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[sobbing]
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[Cal] I knew my subterfuge
could not long go undiscovered.
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I was only fooling myself.
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I just could not bear the onus
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of having the whole world know
the shame of my counterfeit gators.
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Hmm. Maybe this is a story.
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What have you done
to the real Cal Crodon?
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[sighs] I am the real Cal Crudon,
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and it's "Cru", thank you.
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That hick routine
is just for the tourists.
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I've always depended
on the kindness of tourists.
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What exactly is the point of all this?
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Well, it all began with the abrupt
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and inexplicable disappearance
of... the Colonel.
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-[all] The Colonel?
-[Cal] My chief alligator wrangler.
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The night he disappeared,
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the alligators vanished into the swamp.
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Alas, I was left alone, abandoned,
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save for my dear, loyal Antionette.
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Hmm. I think
I'd like to speak to this Antionette.
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Go ahead. He's standing on her.
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-[thump]
-[Donald] Quack!
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[growls]
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[quacking]
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[punches and quacking]
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Uncle D's wrestling a gator.
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Take her down, Uncle D!
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Why do some silly Gator Ranch puff piece
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when I have
the mystery of the vanishing gators?
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But I need the publicity!
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So there's no Gator Ranch.
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Uh, perhaps I can interest
you in something else.
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Uh, to wit... [clears throat]
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-Cal Crudon's Swamp Rat Ranch!
-[squeaking]
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[Cal] Whoo! That's good eatin'!
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[growls]
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-[romantic music]
-[birds chirping]
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Mm, I think she likes him.
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[kisses]
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[Donald] Aaah!
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[smack]
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[all] Extreme.
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[loud crash]
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[ I love Lucy theme music]
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-[Donald] Honey, I'm home!
-[applause]
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[thud and laughter]
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[smack]
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[gator] Dinner's almost ready, dear.
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Kids, Daddy's home!
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[kids] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
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Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
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Daddy ...
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Aaah! Whew!
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[Daisy] Feeling better?
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That was a nasty knock on the noggin.
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You missed my big discovery.
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Come on.
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[rubbing]
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Aaah!
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Notice the marks on this wood.
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[Donald] Shoo! Shoo!
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-Shoo, shoo! Come on, go.
-[kissing]
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[Daisy] Tooth marks,
probably from an alligator.
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Don't you see?
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Cal is genetically
engineering mutant alligators
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with incredible strength.
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-Hey, eek! Go on, go on, go on!
-[kissing]
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Uh, actually,
I think someone sawed through it, Daisy.
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[gasps] It's worse than I thought.
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He's engineering alligators
that are intelligent enough to use a saw.
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Even we wouldn't come up with that.
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[Daisy] A-ha!
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Probably some sort of secret gator code.
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Uh, it's a map, Daisy.
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What gives you that idea?
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I think the big tip-off
was right here where it says "map."
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Get back there. Get back.
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I knew that.
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And I bet the gators
are at this giant "X."
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Even now,
they're using their mutant brains
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to plot the overthrow of mankind!
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She may be taking this
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"Keep looking for the real story no matter
what" thing just a scooch too far.
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M-m-m-might I, by chance, interest
you in a story on Cal's Catfish Ranch?
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Cal's Snake Ranch?
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[punch]
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[Dewey] Swamp boards! Extreme!
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[Louie] Excessive.
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[Huey] Exceptional.
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Okay, guys.
Let's find the "X" on the map.
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[Donald] Aww!
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Oh, stupid, slimy slop.
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[Daisy] We're onto a real story, Donald.
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Show a little enthusiasm.
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[kissing]
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Aww!
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[Daisy] Yes, that's more like it.
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[Louie] Hey!
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Great, we'll never find 'em now.
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Uh... [nervous laughter]
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Good thing we're not afraid of swamps.
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Ha ha, yeah.
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Yeah, good-- good think.
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[all] Aaah!
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Aaaaah!
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How's it coming, Lou Garoo?
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Aw, we'll be out of here in no time.
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First we're grabbed
by some loony mercenary guys.
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Then they stick us in this filthy jail.
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How can it get worse?
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Ow! What was that for?
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What, don't you watch movies?
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Whenever someone asks,
"How could it get worse?"
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It always gets worse!
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[growling and snapping]
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[Louie] Whoa!
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Down, boy!
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[all] Hyah! Hyah!
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[panting]
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"How could it get worse?"
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This is the "X" on the map.
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How do you know?
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[Daisy] Oh, call it an educated guess.
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Let's check this place out.
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[gulps]
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Look.
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[man 1] As soon as the specialists
get here, we can start
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"the big plan."
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Horst and Cleb?
Why do we need them to start...
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"the big plan"?
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[man1] Aw, you stupe.
You always need specialists to start
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"the big plan."
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I'm not sure,
but I think the key words here are...
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"the big plan."
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Donald?
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Donald?
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Let's investigate.
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[tank's engine]
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[both] Aaaaah!
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Run!
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Aah!
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I tell you,
the capital of Bolivia is La Paz.
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No. It's Sucre.
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-La Paz.
-Sucre.
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-La Paz.
-Sucre.
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Oh, wait. I got an idea.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Ohh!
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We're the two specialists
you've been waiting for,
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Horst and Cleb.
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Ah, the specialists!
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Then you must know the password.
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Uh, password?
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Ha ha. Don't tell me
you're still using passwords.
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Come along, Horst.
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We are not working with amateurs.
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Come on, wait a second, guys.
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-We don't use passwords anymore.
-We use kind of a code thing.
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Code?
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[doubtful] The, uh, zip code?
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Right.
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Right, yeah, that's the one. Zip code.
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Well, in that case,
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the passcode is...
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[clears throat]
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It's, um...
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This.
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Oh, I see. The old facial aerobics.
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We did one with the face thing.
That' ingenious.
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Yeah, ingen-ious.
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[man 1] Come with us.
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People to see you, Colonel.
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I know who you are.
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He knows who we are.
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You're Horst, and you're Cleb.
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Welcome aboard, Cleb.
I hear you did an exemplary job up North.
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I heard of you, too, Horst.
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I heard you blew it big time down South.
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You're fine, Cleb,
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but Horst will have to take...
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the test.
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[gulps]
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The test?
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[Daisy laughs] This is going great.
263
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,625
We've got the Colonel's confidence.
264
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,709
Now I'll get him to tell me his plan.
265
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:25,125
[stammers] B-but-- [gulps]
266
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,834
The test.
267
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,041
[Daisy] That's what I love about you, Don.
268
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,417
You're never afraid
to take a little risk for a big story.
269
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,458
But I--
270
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,709
Let's move it, soldier!
271
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,875
This is not a picnic!
272
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,250
Care for a scone?
273
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,583
[Donald] Aaah!
274
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,583
Herbal tea, hmm?
275
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,792
Uh... no, thanks.
276
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,291
Now about the big plan...
277
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,917
[Donald] Aah!
278
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,792
My analyst says
I want to take over the world
279
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:08,208
to compensate for my height.
280
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,709
Yeah.
What say we analyze the big plan?
281
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,500
Cucumber sandwich?
282
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,500
Will you tell me the big plan already?
283
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,500
Uh-uh... Oh, here comes Horst.
284
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,542
I'll tell you the big plan in the morning.
285
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,625
[panting]
286
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,083
Ooh.
287
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,667
Exemplary, soldier.
No one has ever survived the test before.
288
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:33,834
Unfortunately,
you were being tested on neatness,
289
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,333
and you failed!
290
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,583
It's up to you.
291
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,375
Take care of this weak link.
292
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,792
-Ohh!
-[thud]
293
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,125
I see you're impressed with my key ring.
294
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,375
You get one free
with every 100 round of ammo.
295
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,917
Neat, huh?
296
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,834
You don't want me to...
297
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:53,333
Ooh, you really are tough.
298
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,917
Just toss him in the brig.
299
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,750
Here's the key.
300
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,875
[harmonica playing]
301
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,041
[lock clicks]
302
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,458
-Uncle D!
-Daisy!
303
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,125
[Daisy] Boys!
304
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,250
We've got to get you out of here.
305
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,542
Wait a second.
306
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,333
The Colonel's gonna tell me
"the big plan" in the morning,
307
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,500
and I know you guys
wouldn't want me to miss out.
308
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,834
After all, you were the ones
who said I should keep looking
309
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:22,959
for the real story no matter what.
310
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,750
-I didn't say it, he did.
-Oh, no. You said it.
311
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,250
-It was him, it was him.
-No way!
312
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,250
[Colonel] Everything okay there, Cleb?
313
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,583
Uh... fine, just fine. [giggles]
314
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,583
You'll be safe in there.
315
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,291
I'll let you out in the morning.
316
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,500
Show of hands.
317
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,125
How many think we're doomed?
318
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,583
It's unanimous.
319
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:48,291
[Colonel] And now..."the big plan."
320
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,500
In the middle of the Bayou
321
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,208
is a secret gold repository.
322
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,750
It is protected by only two guards
323
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:59,375
because the security system
is completely automated. See?
324
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,625
However, the system is programmed
325
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:06,208
to let the natural wildlife through. See?
326
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:10,417
I get it. You'll use
the gators as cover to get inside
327
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,250
and then blow
the vault open with the tank.
328
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,834
What a great idea!
329
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:20,458
I was gonna disguise the gators
as vacuum cleaner salesmen
330
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,875
and storm the place.
331
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,917
My plan never would have worked.
332
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,917
If it weren't for you,
we'd have all been caught for sure.
333
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,875
Oh!
334
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,375
Smooth move, Daisy.
335
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,542
Hey, we caught these two impostors
posing as Horst and Cleb.
336
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,917
[German accent] I am Horst.
337
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,458
[German accent] And I'm Cleb.
338
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,875
- I'm Cleb.
-I'm Cleb.
339
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:43,917
-I'm Cleb.
-I'm Cleb.
340
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,834
-I'm Cleb.
-I'm Cleb.
341
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,959
I'm Cleb, or my name
isn't Daisy Duck. [gasps]
342
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,250
Daisy Duck?
You mean, from the TV show?
343
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,917
Oh, wow.
Hey, like, can I have your autograph?
344
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,667
Seize her!
345
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,959
[gasps]
346
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,625
[tank's engine]
347
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,333
[Colonel laughs loudly]
348
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:17,417
I can't believe
I got you all into this just for a story.
349
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,750
I can't believe I could be so blind,
350
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,583
so pigheaded, so stupid!
351
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,959
I can't believe no one
is disagreeing with me.
352
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,250
[tank's engine]
353
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,792
[computer] Swamp rat.
354
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,709
Pass.
355
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,000
Alligator.
356
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,500
Pass.
357
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,917
Lost tourists.
358
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,834
Reject.
359
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,750
-[fire]
-[family] Aaah!
360
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,000
That...
361
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,959
was the most disgusting mode of travel
362
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,041
I have ever experienced.
363
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,083
Never taken a cab
in New York, have you?
364
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,959
[computer] Alligator. Pass.
365
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,083
Code "B." Code "B."
366
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,917
Code "B."
367
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,208
Code "B"? What's that?
368
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:18,166
Uh, let's see. Code "B" means...
"Two huge, stupid-looking, burly guys
369
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,333
are sneaking up behind--"
370
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:20,458
[guards] Aaah!
371
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,458
Aah! Go away! Leave me alone!
372
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,083
Wait, wait. Maybe she can help.
373
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,083
Uh-uh, no way!
374
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,041
He'll do whatever you want.
375
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,667
Just get us free!
376
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:39,166
[laughs]
377
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:41,917
Oh, no.
378
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,458
[Horst] Hmm.
Very sophisticated security system.
379
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:54,792
Ja. This could be tricky to disarm.
380
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,000
[computer] Alligator.
381
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:07,667
-[fading] Pass.
-[computer powering off]
382
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,208
Good thing we are specialists.
383
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,291
They've disarmed the system.
384
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,208
Time to boogie!
385
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,875
We've got to stop him!
386
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,125
Good-bye. Have fun.
387
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,667
[grunts]
388
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,709
Wait for me!
389
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,542
[explosion]
390
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,000
We'll handle these guys, Daisy.
391
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,125
You go after the Colonel.
392
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:43,125
-Le Café.
-[Huey and Louie] Right.
393
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,166
[Huey speaking nonsense French]
...croissant.
394
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,750
[Dewey and Louie] Ha ha.
395
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,291
Compliments of Le Café.
396
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,917
[gulping]
397
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,875
[both] Aaah. Aaah!
398
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,750
I knew that hot sauce
would come in handy.
399
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,500
Going somewhere?
400
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,041
Let me go, you big palookas!
401
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,959
Lemme go!
402
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,208
Lemme go!
403
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,875
[both] Oh-oh.
404
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,375
[thud]
405
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,542
Oh, thank you.
406
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,917
[smack]
407
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,125
[tank's engine]
408
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,583
You're out of line, soldier!
409
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,083
[Daisy] I'm not a soldier.
410
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,333
I'm something much more dangerous:
411
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,083
A TV journalist!
412
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,417
[Colonel] Ooh!
413
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,041
[tank's engine]
414
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,250
[fire]
415
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:28,291
No more Mr. Nice Mercenary.
416
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,166
[snorts]
417
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,959
[growls and shouts]
418
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:36,625
[Daisy] Olé!
419
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,000
Oh! This can't be good.
420
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:44,625
Colonel, you are hereby discharged.
421
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:48,458
-[fire]
-[Colonel shouts]
422
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,208
[Daisy] We did it.
423
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,542
We saved the repository.
424
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,291
Well... some of it.
425
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,959
[crash]
426
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,834
[theme music playing]
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