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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,472 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 2 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,778 [BELL RINGING] 3 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,048 HELLO, CHICO. 4 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,115 HELLO. 5 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,617 I HAVE A LETTER FOR YOU. 6 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,052 THERE'S TWO PESOS DUE ON IT. 7 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,119 THEN KEEP IT. 8 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,121 BUT MAYBE SOMEBODY WANTS A ROOM HERE. 9 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,057 NOBODY EVER WANTS A ROOM HERE. 10 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,792 WHO'S IT FROM? 11 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,126 IT'S FROM THE UNITED STATES-- 12 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:01,895 SOMEPLACE CALLED BOSTON. 13 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,463 BOSTON? 14 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,066 BOSTON! GIVE IT TO ME. HERE! 15 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:07,233 HERE, GIVE IT TO ME. 16 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,268 BOSTON! 17 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,011 FERNANDO! 18 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,613 ROSITA! 19 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,981 FERNANDO! 20 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,017 ROSITA! 21 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,821 A LETTER FROM BOSTON. MUST BE FROM RICARDO, THE CHIEF'S SON. 22 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,824 FERNANDO--LETTER. MUST BE THE LITTLE ONE. 23 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,994 HEY, BUT WHO CAN READ IT? 24 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,364 PEPITO. PEPITO-- HE CAN READ. 25 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,299 [ALL SHOUTING "PEPITO!"] 26 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,305 HERE I AM. 27 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,442 Chico: HERE, PEPITO. 28 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:52,612 IF YOU CAN READ THIS FOR ME, A WHOLE PESO FOR YOU. 29 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,047 READ. 30 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,949 "DEAR CHICO, 31 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,784 "MY FATHER'S OLD FRIEND. 32 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,619 "HOW NICE OF YOU TO INVITE ME 33 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,287 "TO COME OUT TO CALIFORNIA-- 34 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,690 "THE HOME OF MY CHILDHOOD. 35 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,793 "I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BUSINESS HAS BEEN BAD, 36 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,795 "BUT PLEASE STOP WORRYING. 37 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,131 "I KNOW THAT I CAN HELP YOU. 38 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,466 "THERE IS A SCHOOL RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON 39 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:16,469 "THAT TEACHES NOTHING BUT HOW TO MANAGE 40 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,471 "A BUSINESS LIKE FATHER'S. 41 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,640 "FOR YEARS, I HAVE BEEN STUDYING. 42 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,309 "I AM LEAVING AT ONCE TO JOIN YOU. 43 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,311 "TOGETHER WE WILL RUN THE BUSINESS 44 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,981 "AND TURN IT INTO A GREAT SUCCESS. 45 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,216 EVER YOURS, RICARDO." 46 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,818 YOU HEAR THAT? 47 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,421 IN BOSTON, THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BANDIT. 48 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,923 YOU CAN LEARN IT IN A SCHOOL! HA HA! 49 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,758 WELL, WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN. 50 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,593 WE'RE GOING TO BE BANDITS ONCE MORE. 51 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,263 WE'LL RIDE AND ROB AND BE RICH AND FAMOUS. 52 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,764 HA! FERNANDO, MY HORSE. 53 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,132 GET MY HORSE QUICK. I GOT TO TELL THE MEN. 54 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,142 [SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 55 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,646 COME ON! 56 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,885 HEY! 57 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,721 AIEEE! 58 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:10,290 [WHOOPING] 59 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,825 HEY! 60 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,993 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 61 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,495 ESTEBAN! 62 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,530 HI OH! 63 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,898 COME ON! 64 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,467 [WHOOPING] 65 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,118 Chico: AMIGOS! COME HERE, AMIGOS. 66 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,890 LOOK WHAT I HAVE BEEN KEEPING FOR OUR NEW CHIEF. 67 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:48,094 A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF HIS FATHER-- A REAL LIKENESS. 68 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,598 All: OHHHH. 69 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:53,199 HOW PROUD HIS SON WILL BE. 70 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,768 AND WHY NOT? 71 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:57,070 IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF CALIFORNIA, 72 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:01,508 NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A REWARD FOR A BANDIT. NEVER! 73 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,744 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE OFFERING FOR THE HEAD OF DIRTY DANILO? 74 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:05,879 NO. 75 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,881 500 PESOS. AND THAT'S TOO MUCH. 76 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,049 SURE, IT'S TOO MUCH. 77 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,850 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO HANG HIM? 78 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,819 PLEASE, LET US NOT USE THAT WORD. 79 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,624 THE BOY WILL BE JUST LIKE HIM. 80 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,992 WAIT AND SEE. 81 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,832 CHICO! CHICO, LOOK! 82 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,400 RICARDO'S ARRIVING! 83 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,269 AH, HE RIDES LIKE THE DEVIL! HA HA! 84 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,104 Man: WHOO HOO! 85 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,342 HOW HE RIDES... JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. 86 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:42,215 AY, WHAT A LEADER HE WILL MAKE! 87 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,617 COME, EVERYONE! LET US GREET HIM. 88 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,988 Chico: MANUEL, BRING THE MUSIC. GO ON! 89 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,690 Man: HURRY UP! 90 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,461 EVERYBODY, COME ON! LET US GIVE HIM THE WELCOME OF A HERO. 91 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,962 COME ON, EVERYBODY. 92 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,555 HOW DO YOU DO? 93 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,424 I--I--I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 94 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,694 I HAVEN'T OWNED THE HORSE VERY LONG AND I-- 95 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:32,432 AND, UH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY THAT I MESSED UP THE FURNITURE. 96 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,334 THIS IS A VERY NICE PLACE YOU'VE GOT HERE. 97 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,502 YES. 98 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,103 WHO IS THAT? 99 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,938 THAT IS THE KISSING BANDIT! 100 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,173 THE KISSING BANDIT? 101 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,508 YOUR FATHER. 102 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,643 THAT'S MY FATHER, THE KISSING-- 103 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,180 MY FATHER THE KISSING... B-BANDIT? 104 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,782 OF COURSE! 105 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,620 OHH. 106 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,795 WHERE--WHERE AM I? 107 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,165 WHAT HAPPENED? 108 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,334 LITTLE ONE, YOU FAINTED. 109 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,470 I FAINTED? 110 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,505 NO, NO. DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY, RICARDO. 111 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:16,176 I AM CHICO, YOUR OLD FRIEND. REMEMBER? 112 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,411 OH, YEAH. HELLO. 113 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,984 CHICO! WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY FATHER-- 114 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,619 HE DID OWN THE INN, DIDN'T HE? 115 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,188 HE WAS AN INNKEEPER, WASN'T HE? 116 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,523 SHH, SHH, SHH. 117 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:34,994 DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT HIM DOING SOMETHING ELSE? 118 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,830 OH. 119 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,833 YES, I--I HEARD HE HAD A LITTLE SIDELINE. 120 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:43,436 MM-HMM. 121 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,674 YOU MEAN... THE LITTLE SIDELINE WAS BEING A B-BANDIT? 122 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,311 NO. THE LITTLE SIDELINE WAS BEING AN INNKEEPER. 123 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:54,681 THE MAIN THING WAS BEING A BANDIT. 124 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,551 OH, MY. OH, ME. 125 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,556 SON OF A BANDIT. THAT'S TERRIBLE. 126 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,092 BUT YOU'RE NOT A SON OF JUST A BANDIT. 127 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,194 YOU'RE THE SON OF THE KISSING BANDIT-- 128 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,031 THE GREATEST BANDIT IN ALL CALIFORNIA. 129 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,465 BIG THING. 130 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,172 TELL ME, WHEN YOU ANSWERED MY LETTER, 131 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,608 WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TAKE YOUR FATHER'S PLACE, 132 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,711 YOU MEANT YOU WANTED TO BE AN INNKEEPER? 133 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,680 OF COURSE. 134 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:29,449 CHICO, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE HOTEL BUSINESS. 135 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,618 I'VE STUDIED. LOOK. 136 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:35,388 I BROUGHT MY COOKBOOKS AND PLANS 137 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,558 TO MAKE THIS THE FINEST HOTEL IN ALL CALIFORNIA. 138 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:42,028 I--HOT WATER IN EVERY ROOM, 139 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,097 CLEAN SHEETS ON EVERY BED, 140 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,399 AND--AND-- AND WINDOW BOXES. 141 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,837 WINDOW BOXES IN EVERY WINDOW WITH PRETTY FLOWERS, AND... 142 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,505 OH. 143 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,274 CHICO... 144 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,080 YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU SENT FOR ME TO TAKE MY FATHER'S PLACE, 145 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,515 YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE BANDIT CHIEF? 146 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,284 OF COURSE. 147 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,353 OH, NO. 148 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,388 NO, NO. NO. 149 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,856 BUT--BUT LISTEN, RICARDO. 150 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,091 NO. 151 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,759 EVER SINCE YOUR FATHER DIED, 152 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,494 I KEPT HIS MEN TOGETHER. 153 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,397 THEY HAD OFFERS, GOOD OFFERS, FROM OTHER CHIEFS-- 154 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:20,433 FROM DIRTY DANILO, ONE-EYED LOUIE-- 155 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,702 BUT I NEVER LET THEM TAKE THE OFFERS. 156 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,004 "NO," I SAID. 157 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,106 "WE WILL WAIT FOR THE SON OF OUR CHIEF. 158 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,608 "HE WILL BE A GREAT LEADER," I SAID, 159 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,876 "JUST LIKE HIS FATHER." 160 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,945 A-AND YOU GOTTA BE. 161 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,280 YOU GOTTA BE AND YOU GONNA BE. 162 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,783 UH, NO, NO, CHICO. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 163 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,585 I COULDN'T LEAD ANY MEN. 164 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,387 I COULDN'T LEAD ANYBODY. 165 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,188 UH, LOOK. 166 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,992 LOOK AT ME. 167 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,596 IF I HELD YOU UP, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY? 168 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,134 WELL...WELL, YOUR FATHER DIDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD 169 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,569 WHEN HE FIRST STARTED, EITHER. 170 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,271 WAIT. 171 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,541 BUT, CHICO, I CAN'T EVEN RIDE. 172 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,610 YOU SAW ME FALL OFF THAT--THAT HORSE. 173 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,078 WELL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE AN ACCIDENT. 174 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,546 THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT. 175 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,581 I'VE BEEN FALLING OFF THAT HORSE EVER SINCE I GOT HIM. 176 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,050 I--I'M AFRAID OF HIM. 177 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,652 I'M AFRAID OF FIGHTS AND-- AND LOUD NOISES AND-- 178 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,721 WELL, I'M PRACTICALLY AFRAID OF EVERYTHING. 179 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,424 NEARLY EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF NEARLY EVERYTHING. 180 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,326 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS NOT TO SHOW IT. 181 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,996 HA HA! YEAH, THAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S. 182 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,597 AW, IT'S NO USE, CHICO. 183 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,865 WAIT, WAIT. 184 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,835 HERE. 185 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,870 YOUR FATHER'S SOMBRERO. 186 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,472 OH, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 187 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:33,840 AY, WHAT A DIFFERENCE. 188 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,842 ALREADY YOU LOOK TWICE AS BIG. 189 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,877 SURE. LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE GLASS. 190 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,145 GO ON, LOOK. 191 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,151 OH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 192 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,822 IF I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, I WOULD THINK IT WAS HIM. 193 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,024 YOU WERE BORN TO BE A BANDIT. 194 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,029 YOU KNOW, I READ A LOT OF BOOKS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY 195 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,933 ABOUT BANDITS LIKE ROBIN HOOD AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 196 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,901 MUST BE A RATHER EXCITING LIFE. 197 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,103 AHA! 198 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,305 YOU READ BOOKS ABOUT THE BANDITS? 199 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,507 THEN YOU KNOW PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING. 200 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,642 AND WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, I WILL SHOW YOU. 201 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,278 YOU GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE YOUR FATHER. 202 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,614 THEN I WILL BE HAPPY, THE MEN WILL BE HAPPY, 203 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:18,184 AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE KISSING BANDIT IS RIDING AGAIN. 204 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,554 UH-HUH. 205 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,657 CHICO, WHY DID THEY CALL MY FATHER THE KISSING BANDIT? 206 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,360 OH, EVERY BANDIT CHIEF GOT A TRADEMARK. 207 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,497 AFTER EVERY ROBBERY, YOUR FATHER USED TO KISS THE WOMEN, 208 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,598 LIKE YOU GONNA DO. 209 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,501 HEH HEH! THAT WAS HIS TRADEMARK. 210 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,603 YOU MEAN HE KISSED WOMEN HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW? 211 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,505 SURE. WOMEN HE WASN'T INTRODUCED TO? 212 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,373 OH, BUT YOU GONNA LIKE IT. 213 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,175 OH, NO, I WON'T. 214 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,711 WHY, IN BOSTON, YOU DON'T EVEN KISS WOMEN YOU DO KNOW-- 215 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,212 NOT UNTIL YOU'RE ENGAGED TO THEM. 216 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,614 AH, BUT WAIT. 217 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,215 KISSING IS THE BEST PART OF THE JOB, 218 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,252 BECAUSE IN CALIFORNIA, ALL THE WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. 219 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,889 WE GOT NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 220 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,132 Woman: TERESA, THE CARRIAGE IS WAITING, 221 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,834 AND YOUR AUNT IS GETTING NERVOUS. 222 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,169 OH, THANK YOU, SISTER. 223 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:17,177 TERESA, ARE YOU SAD ABOUT LEAVING THE SCHOOL? 224 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,478 HMM. 225 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,746 WELL, ARE YOU HAPPY? 226 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,381 MM-HMM. 227 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,316 Girl: NO MORE STUDYING ONCE YOU'RE HOME. 228 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,684 AND NO MORE CLASSES. 229 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,486 AND YOU WON'T GET TO PLAY WITH US 230 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,322 AND SING FOR US OR ANYTHING, ANYMORE. 231 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,593 Girl: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 232 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,428 YOU'RE FINISHING EVERYTHING TODAY. 233 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,565 OH, NO. MY LIFE BEGINS TOMORROW. 234 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,934 IT'S TRUE THERE WON'T BE CLASSES OR LESSONS, 235 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,603 BUT THERE'LL BE NEW THINGS-- 236 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:47,007 THINGS LIKE-- LIKE ROMANCE. 237 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,977 AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. 238 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:57,450 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT...YET. 239 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:01,054 ^^ THEY SAY ROMANCE IS SWEET ^^ 240 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:05,091 ^^ MY DREAMS HAVE TOLD ME SO ^^ 241 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:09,662 ^^ THOUGH LOVE AND I HAVE YET TO MEET ^^ 242 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:16,469 ^^ TOMORROW I SHOULD KNOW ^^ 243 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:20,774 ^^ TOMORROW MEANS ROMANCE FOR ME ^^ 244 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,078 ^^ FOR MY LOVER WILL APPEAR ^^ 245 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:31,284 ^^ THERE'S A MEANING TO ROMANCE FOR ME ^^ 246 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:36,089 ^^ WHEN I SEE MY CAVALIER ^^ 247 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:42,095 ^^ HE MAY BE A DREAM THAT SINGS TO ME ^^ 248 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,466 ^^ OR A SHEPHERD IN DISGUISE ^^ 249 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:53,406 ^^ OR AN ANGEL MORNING BRINGS TO ME ^^ 250 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,811 ^^ WITH A DEVIL IN HIS EYES ^^ 251 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:01,748 ^^ OH, I KNOW THAT SWEET TOMORROW ^^ 252 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:08,021 ^^ WILL BE DIFFERENT FROM TODAY ^^ 253 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:12,058 ^^ FOR THE LOVE I MEET TOMORROW ^^ 254 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:21,601 ^^ WILL TAKE MY HEART AWAY ^^ 255 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:27,941 ^^ THOUGH NO GYPSY TOLD ME FOOLISH THINGS ^^ 256 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:33,146 ^^ STILL, MY WALK BECOMES A DANCE ^^ 257 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:44,257 ^^ AND MY HEART WITH ALL ITS MUSIC SINGS ^^ 258 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:53,800 ^^ FOR TOMORROW BRINGS ROMANCE ^^ 259 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,955 IT IS GOOD IDEA, CHICO, 260 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,557 PUTTING HIM UP THERE OUT OF THE WAY. 261 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,925 AY, IT'S GOOD. 262 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,094 I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD GIVE IN SO EASY. 263 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,264 WELL, IT'S WHAT HE THINKS A BANDIT CHIEF SHOULD LOOK LIKE-- 264 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,467 A MAN ON A WHITE HORSE WAY UP IN THE CLOUDS... 265 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,602 WHERE HE'S NICE AND SAFE. 266 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,071 I TOLD HIM WHEN THE COACH STOPS, 267 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,405 TO COME DOWN THE BACK WAY. 268 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,240 THAT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME. 269 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,009 BY THEN THE HOLDUP IS FINISHED, 270 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,977 SO HE CAN KISS THE WOMEN WHO ARE AROUND. 271 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,046 IT'S A NICE, GOOD PLAN. 272 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,915 YOU TOLD HIM HE'S GOT TO KISS, EH? 273 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,616 OH, I MADE HIM SWEAR. 274 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,264 HEY, CHICO, LOOK, LOOK. 275 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,733 HE'S WAVING HIS ARMS. 276 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,004 CHICO! CHICO! THE COACH. 277 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,605 THE COACH! 278 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,907 ALL RIGHT, AMIGOS-- BUSINESS! 279 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,776 OH, HO! IT'S WONDERFUL. 280 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,112 OUR FIRST HOLDUP IN A LONG TIME. 281 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,348 HOW HE WAVED HIS ARM! WHAT ENTHUSIASM! 282 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,017 HEY! 283 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,551 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 284 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,171 [GUNSHOTS] 285 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,641 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 286 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,709 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 287 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,210 A HOLDUP BY THE KISSING BANDIT. 288 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,113 THE KISSING BANDIT? SINCE WHEN IS HE RIDING AGAIN? 289 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,482 SINCE NOW. GET THE TRUNKS OFF. 290 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,752 YOU WOULDN'T DARE. I'M COLONEL GOMEZ OF THE GOVERNOR'S OWN GUARD. 291 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,589 NO, COLONEL, I WOULDN'T. YOU'RE ALREADY SURROUNDED. 292 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,064 YEAH, I GUESS I AM, ALL RIGHT. 293 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,232 BUT, SIR, I'M JUST ESCORTING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER 294 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,401 BACK HOME TO THE GOVERNOR. WE HAVE NO MONEY. 295 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,836 MAYBE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. 296 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,438 I'LL HAVE A LOOK. GET HIM OFF THE HORSE. 297 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,373 NO, PLEASE, SIR. THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 298 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,674 THAT'S TOO BAD. 299 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,943 THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 300 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,845 WHO ARE YOU, YOU UGLY MAN? 301 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,548 I HAVE THE HONOR TO BE ONE OF THE MEN OF THE KISSING BANDIT. 302 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,450 THE KISSING BANDIT?! THE KISSING BANDIT?! 303 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,785 Chico: UH-HUH. THAT'S HIM UP THERE. 304 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,124 BUT DON'T BE AFRAID. WE DON'T HARM THE WOMEN. 305 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,459 OH, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. 306 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,161 OH, AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, NEITHER. 307 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,663 BUT THIS ONE... 308 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,099 THIS ONE SCARES ME A LITTLE. 309 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,333 HEH HEH HEH! 310 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,135 THE BEAST. 311 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,970 TERESA, STAY AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW. 312 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,740 OH, AUNT ISABELLA, LOOK. ISN'T HE WONDERFUL? 313 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,641 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WAY A MAN OUGHT TO LOOK. 314 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,276 TERESA, I MUST SPEAK TO YOU. 315 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,545 YOU'VE DOUBTLESS HEARD WHAT HE DOES-- 316 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,914 THE KISSING BANDIT-- TO WOMEN, I MEAN. 317 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,282 WELL, HE KISSES THEM. 318 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,418 YES. WELL, IT MUSTN'T HAPPEN TO YOU. 319 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,520 YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER LIVE DOWN THE DISGRACE. 320 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,124 AND SO YOU'RE TO STAY RIGHT HERE, AND I WILL GET OUT. 321 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,425 BUT WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO? 322 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,328 WHY, HE'LL KISS ME INSTEAD. 323 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:13,600 IT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE FOR THE HONOR OF OUR FAMILY. 324 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:23,109 Chico: COME ON, GET OUT. OVER THERE, PLEASE. 325 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,845 GONZALEZ, OUR MOMENT HAS COME. 326 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,551 NO, RICARDO, PLEASE! GO BACK! 327 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,086 THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY! 328 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,857 AIEEEE! 329 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,597 AIEEE! 330 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,029 AAAAAAAH! 331 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,773 HELLO. 332 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,976 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 333 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,747 DON'T-- DON'T BE AFRAID. 334 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,349 STOP THIS COACH IMMEDIATELY! 335 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,262 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT NOW. 336 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,463 I'M AWFULLY SORRY. 337 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,365 WE ALMOST HAD A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT. 338 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,500 OH...YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 339 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,369 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 340 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,174 I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 341 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,910 OH, NO, PLEASE, SENOR. I'D RATHER YOU WOULDN'T. 342 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,916 I'D RATHER EXTEND MY-- MY THANKS FROM WHERE I AM 343 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,384 TO--TO WHERE YOU ARE. 344 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,219 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 345 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,554 YES. YOU'RE A BANDIT. 346 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,322 NOT JUST A BANDIT. 347 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,158 THE KISSING BANDIT. 348 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,876 WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 349 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,812 NOTHING. I... 350 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,148 HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING A NICE TRIP? 351 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,218 IT'S WONDERFUL WEATHER FOR A TRIP. 352 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,053 CERTAINLY I'M NOT HAVING A NICE TRIP. 353 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,589 DO YOU THINK I ENJOY MEETING A MAN LIKE YOU? 354 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,392 I'M HAVING A TERRIBLE TRIP. 355 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,894 OH, YES. I SUPPOSE I DID INTERRUPT YOUR JOURNEY. 356 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,829 I'M AWFULLY SORRY. 357 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,098 WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME THIS WAY? 358 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,900 HOW CAN YOU BE SO HORRIBLE? 359 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,136 I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU. 360 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,837 OH, YOU'RE NOT? 361 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,939 STANDING HERE MAKING CONVERSATION ABOUT THE WEATHER 362 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,877 WHEN ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO... 363 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,745 WHAT I'M GOING TO DO? 364 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,380 I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO KISS ME, 365 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,517 AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE AS-- 366 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,987 AS UNDIGNIFIED AS TO STRUGGLE WITH YOU, YOU'RE WRONG. 367 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,293 NO, I--I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOU. 368 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,329 YOU'RE NOT? 369 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,964 I COULDN'T. 370 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:10,503 [HORSE NEIGHS] 371 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,239 LOOK, HERE COME MY MEN. 372 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,978 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LITTLE ONE? 373 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,347 YES, I'M FINE. 374 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,853 WHEN YOU KISSED HER, DID SHE FAINT? 375 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,621 UH, NO. 376 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,490 WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME. 377 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,692 COME ON. WE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE. 378 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,828 BUT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER HERE. 379 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,430 Chico: PEDRO, GET THE SENORITA'S PARTY TOGETHER 380 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,100 AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY. 381 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,168 COME ON. GET ON YOUR HORSE. 382 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,338 GONZALEZ, HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I THINK YOU'RE NOT DEPENDABLE. 383 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,108 Chico: HURRY, RICARDO. HURRY. 384 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,809 Ricardo: YES, CHICO. I'M COMING. 385 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,883 WELL, CHIEF, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? HEH HEH! 386 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:01,621 I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE BEING A BANDIT. 387 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,823 YOU GONNA BE GREAT. COME ON, LITTLE ONE. 388 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,819 JOSE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. 389 00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,755 OUR COACH WAS HELD UP BY THE KISSING BANDIT. 390 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,591 KISSING BANDIT? IS HE BACK? 391 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,393 TERESA. I MUST-- SHE'S SAFE. 392 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,263 BUT, JOSE, THERE ARE THINGS I MUST TELL YOU FIRST. 393 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,532 GENTLEMEN, LEAVE US. 394 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,800 NOW... 395 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,102 I SAID, LEAVE US. 396 00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:50,503 NOW, ISABELLA, TELL ME. 397 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,872 JOSE, EVER SINCE THE HOLDUP, 398 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,241 THERE'S BEEN AN EXPRESSION ON TERESA'S FACE-- 399 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,345 A SORT OF SECRET EXPRESSION. 400 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,447 NEVER MIND THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE. 401 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,015 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 402 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:03,983 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE. 403 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,052 THEY WERE ALONE. YOU WEREN'T THERE? 404 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,056 NOW, IF YOU ADD THAT TO THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE... 405 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,624 OH, ME. 406 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,268 Teresa: FATHER. 407 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,104 COME INSIDE, DARLING. 408 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,339 COME INSIDE WITH PAPA. 409 00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:33,446 NO. NOT YOU. 410 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,118 [CLICKING TONGUE] 411 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:45,625 IF THERE EVER WAS A TIME WHEN A NIECE NEEDED HER AUNT... 412 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:48,862 NOW, LOOK. WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL, 413 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,966 YOU BROUGHT ALL YOUR LITTLE TROUBLES TO ME. REMEMBER? 414 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:56,069 NOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG GIRL, I WANT YOU TO FEEL 415 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:59,372 THAT YOU CAN BRING ALL YOUR BIG TROUBLES TO ME. 416 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,707 YES, FATHER. 417 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,276 YES. WELL... 418 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:06,179 NOW, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN, 419 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:12,385 THEY USED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT FLOWERS AND BIRDS AND... 420 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:16,589 BEES. UH... 421 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:20,493 UH, ALL THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW. 422 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,863 BUT OUT HERE IN CALIFORNIA, 423 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,534 THEY HAVE SUCH, UH, SUCH BIG FLOWERS 424 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,036 AND SUCH GIANT EAGLES THAT-- 425 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:33,039 FATHER, IS IT THE KISSING BANDIT? 426 00:24:33,106 --> 00:24:34,841 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 427 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,076 WAIT A MINUTE, DARLING. 428 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,711 LET'S NOT RUSH INTO THIS TOO FAST. 429 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,279 SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 430 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:40,613 OH. 431 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,719 NOW, TELL IT TO PAPA IN YOUR OWN WAY, 432 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,021 RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. 433 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:52,125 WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM ON HORSEBACK, HE LOOKED MAGNIFICENT. 434 00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:57,330 AND THEN I SAW HIM CLOSE UP WITHOUT HIS MASK, AND HE LOOKED VERY NICE, TOO. 435 00:24:57,397 --> 00:25:00,433 YOU KNOW, FATHER, THERE'S SOMETHING WONDERFUL ABOUT A MAN BEING A BANDIT. 436 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,268 TERESA, DARLING, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 437 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:07,607 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, UH, WHEN HE KISSED YOU-- HE, UH... 438 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,509 WHEN HE KISSED ME? 439 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:10,944 HE IS THE KISSING BANDIT. 440 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,979 HE KISSES EVERY GIRL HE SEES. 441 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:16,716 I ASK YOU, WOULD IT BE REASONABLE FOR HIM NOT TO KISS YOU? 442 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,420 NO. NO, IT WOULDN'T, WOULD IT? 443 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:21,688 OF COURSE NOT. 444 00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:23,757 NOW TELL PAPA WHAT HAPPENED. 445 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,825 WELL, WE--WE TALKED. 446 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,661 WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT, DARLING? 447 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,897 UM...CONVERSATION, THAT'S ALL. 448 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:33,700 THAT'S ALL? 449 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,101 MM-HMM. 450 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:39,139 AH. FINE, FINE. 451 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,907 SPLENDID! 452 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,810 FATHER, YOU SEEM QUITE PLEASED ABOUT ALL THIS. 453 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,645 PLEASED? OF COURSE I'M PLEASED. 454 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,213 THIS TIME, WE WILL CATCH HIM. 455 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,416 AT LAST, AFTER ALL THESE WOMEN HE HAS KISSED, 456 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:51,885 THERE IS ONE WHO WILL IDENTIFY HIM. 457 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,254 GOMEZ! 458 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,755 I PROMISE YOU, DARLING, 459 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:59,259 HE WILL NOT ONLY BE CAUGHT. HE WILL BE HUNG! 460 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,362 GOMEZ! 461 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:05,198 TAKE DOWN THIS DESCRIPTION. 462 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:07,067 GO AHEAD, DARLING. 463 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,169 UH, WELL, UM... 464 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,805 HE--HE WAS LARGE AND--AND FAT. 465 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,941 UM, IN FACT, HE WAS HUGE. 466 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:18,545 AND HE--HE WAS VERY OLD AND HAD LITTLE PIGGY EYES. 467 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,447 Governor: LITTLE PIGGY EYES? 468 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:22,082 BUT YOU SAID HE WAS NICE-LOOKING. 469 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,351 DID I? WELL, UH... 470 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,419 IT ISN'T AS THOUGH I SAW HIS FACE, YOU SEE. 471 00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:28,154 UH, HE WORE A MASK. 472 00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:31,124 BUT YOU SAID HE DIDN'T WEAR A MASK. 473 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:34,327 OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 474 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:36,629 I'M TIRED AND UPSET, 475 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,499 AND YOU KEEP ME HERE ANSWERING THESE SILLY QUESTIONS. 476 00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:41,001 OH, TERESA, FORGIVE ME. 477 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,535 GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REST, 478 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,472 AND YOU ARE NOT TO THINK ANY MORE ABOUT A KISSING BANDIT. 479 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:47,340 THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 480 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:51,211 AFTER ALL, THE MAN KISSES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES. 481 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:58,118 HE KISSES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES. 482 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,421 AND NOW, MAJOR GOMEZ, 483 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:04,424 I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU. 484 00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,925 EXCUSE ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY, 485 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,494 BUT YOU'RE CALLING ME MAJOR GOMEZ 486 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,596 WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M COLONEL GOMEZ. 487 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,131 OH, NO. NOT ANYMORE. 488 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,400 NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON. 489 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,201 YOU ARE DEMOTED. 490 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:16,269 WHY? 491 00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:18,171 BECAUSE YOU ARE IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 492 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:19,606 AM I? 493 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:22,909 MM-HMM. A NEW TAX COLLECTOR IS ON HIS WAY FROM SPAIN. 494 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,344 HE'LL BE HERE ANY DAY NOW. 495 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,179 BUT WE NEVER HAD ANY TROUBLE WITH TAX COLLECTORS. 496 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:29,049 THEY COME FOR THE TAXES, THEY DON'T GET THEM, THEY GO BACK TO SPAIN. 497 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,617 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 498 00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:32,218 YES, BUT THIS TIME THE KING HAS SENT 499 00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:34,120 HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN COUNT BELMONTE, 500 00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:37,891 AND COUNT BELMONTE'S ORDERS ARE TO BRING BACK 501 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,460 EITHER THE TAX MONEY OR MY HEAD. 502 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:43,329 BUT, GOVERNOR, IF IT'S THE TAX MONEY OR YOUR HEAD, 503 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:44,898 HOW AM I IN TROUBLE? 504 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,033 NOT THAT I WOULDN'T BE VERY SORRY, OF COURSE. 505 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,771 YOU'LL BE SORRY BECAUSE WITH COUNT BELMONTE IS A CERTAIN GENERAL TORRO 506 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:55,241 WHO IS THE HEAD OF HIS MAJESTY'S SECRET POLICE. 507 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:58,078 AND GENERAL TORRO IS COMING HERE TO SEE 508 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,014 HOW MUCH LAW AND ORDER THERE IS IN CALIFORNIA. 509 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:03,183 AND THERE ISN'T ANY-- 510 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:07,420 NO LAW, NO ORDER, JUST PLENTY OF BANDITS. 511 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:08,855 THAT'S PRETTY TERRIBLE. 512 00:28:08,922 --> 00:28:11,624 DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENERAL TORRO IS GOING TO WITH YOU 513 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:15,662 IF HE GETS HERE BEFORE YOU CAPTURE THE KISSING BANDIT? 514 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,464 HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO SPAIN 515 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,700 AND PUT YOU IN A LITTLE, DARK DUNGEON... 516 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,669 WITH RATS. 517 00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:24,337 THEN ONE DAY A MAN WITH A BLACK HOOD OVER HIS HEAD 518 00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:26,439 BUT WE NEVER HAD ANY TROUBLE WITH TAX COLLECTORS. 519 00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:28,775 IS GOING TO COME IN TO GARROTE YOU. 520 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:30,043 YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 521 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,111 NO. 522 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,712 TO CHOKE YOU TILL YOU ARE DEAD. 523 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:33,713 NO. NO! 524 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,948 YES. YES! 525 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:36,616 EXCUSE ME. I THINK I'D BETTER GO ALONG NOW. 526 00:28:36,683 --> 00:28:37,984 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF IT. 527 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,123 WELL, JOSE? 528 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,457 IS THE CHILD ALL RIGHT? 529 00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:45,792 DID SHE TELL YOU EVERYTHING? 530 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:47,193 OF COURSE SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 531 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,795 OF COURSE SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 532 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:50,130 [CLICKING TONGUE] 533 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:51,231 [STOPS CLICKING] 534 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,298 GENTLEMEN, 535 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,367 I SUGGEST YOU CONCERN YOURSELVES 536 00:28:54,434 --> 00:28:56,803 A LITTLE MORE WITH THE PROBLEM OF THE TAX MONEY 537 00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:00,006 AND A LITTLE LESS WITH MY DAUGHTER. 538 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,275 JUANITA, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 539 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:37,610 OH, SENORITA TERESA, FORGIVE ME, 540 00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:39,279 BUT I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 541 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:40,914 I JUST HEARD ABOUT YOUR GOOD FORTUNE. 542 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,049 THE WHOLE HACIENDA'S BUZZING WITH IT. 543 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,584 MY GOOD FORTUNE? 544 00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:46,553 WHY, THAT YOU WERE KISSED, OF COURSE! 545 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,288 BY HIM! 546 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:52,125 OH, SENORITA, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MUST BE FEELING. 547 00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:55,595 YOU SEE... I, TOO, HAD THE HONOR. 548 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:58,598 YOU, TOO, HAD THE HONOR? 549 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:00,633 5 YEARS AGO, 550 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:03,636 BUT I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 551 00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:06,272 JUANITA, IS IT TRUE ABOUT HIM? 552 00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:08,375 DOES HE KISS EVERYBODY? 553 00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,477 THAT'S WHAT'S SO WONDERFUL ABOUT HIM. 554 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,012 HE HAS TIME FOR EVERYONE. 555 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:13,313 NO PREJUDICE. 556 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,182 NO ONE'S TOO YOUNG. NO ONE'S TOO OLD. 557 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:19,252 TELL ME, SENORITA... 558 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,954 HOW LONG WERE YOU OUT? 559 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:23,223 OUT? 560 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,591 AFTER HE KISSED YOU. 561 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:29,095 WELL, I... 562 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:30,897 I DON'T KNOW. 563 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:35,735 OH, SENORITA TERESA, FORGIVE ME. 564 00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:38,471 I KNOW YOU MUST WANT TO BE ALONE. 565 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:46,112 EVERYONE DOES AFTERWARD. 566 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,581 OH, THERE'S SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. 567 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:17,544 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 568 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:21,881 ^^ WHY DIDN'T HE KISS ME? ^^ 569 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,050 ^^ HE HAD THE CHANCE ^^ 570 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:26,553 ^^ FOR A ROMANCE ^^ 571 00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:30,256 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 572 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:34,394 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 573 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:38,031 ^^ WHY COULDN'T I THRILL HIM? ^^ 574 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,834 ^^ HE DIDN'T FEEL ^^ 575 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,503 ^^ I HAD APPEAL ^^ 576 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:47,574 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 577 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,577 ^^ MAYBE I'M NOT TOO EXCITING ^^ 578 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:55,015 ^^ I HAVEN'T THE GLAMOUR HE'S HAD ^^ 579 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,385 ^^ MAYBE I'M NOT TOO INVITING ^^ 580 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:03,857 ^^ BUT I CAN'T BE THAT BAD ^^ 581 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:08,194 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 582 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:12,699 ^^ WHY WOULDN'T HE KISS ME? ^^ 583 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,701 ^^ WHY DID HE GO? ^^ 584 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:17,871 ^^ I WANT TO KNOW ^^ 585 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:23,076 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^ 586 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:43,997 ^^ MMM HMM HMM HMM ^^ 587 00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:48,668 ^^ WHY WOULDN'T HE KISS ME? ^^ 588 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,837 ^^ I THOUGHT HE MIGHT ^^ 589 00:32:50,904 --> 00:32:54,174 ^^ HOW CAN I RIGHT ^^ 590 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,245 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^ 591 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:00,013 ^^ HOW CAN I RIGHT ^^ 592 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,114 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^ 593 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:12,359 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 594 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:19,032 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 595 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:22,669 ^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER? ^^ 596 00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:25,872 ^^ I HAD THE CHANCE ^^ 597 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:28,041 ^^ FOR ROMANCE ^^ 598 00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:32,012 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 599 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:36,816 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 600 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:40,820 ^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER? ^^ 601 00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:43,656 ^^ I DIDN'T TRY ^^ 602 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:46,326 ^^ WHY DIDN'T I? ^^ 603 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:50,163 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 604 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:54,501 ^^ SHE WAS A LOT MORE EXCITING ^^ 605 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:58,571 ^^ THAN ALL OF THE GIRLS I HAVE MET ^^ 606 00:33:58,638 --> 00:34:03,410 ^^ HER LIPS WERE AWFULLY INVITING ^^ 607 00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:07,847 ^^ BUT MINE PLAYED HARD TO GET ^^ 608 00:34:07,914 --> 00:34:12,686 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 609 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:16,690 ^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER? ^^ 610 00:34:16,756 --> 00:34:19,359 ^^ WHY DID SHE GO? ^^ 611 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:22,028 ^^ I'D LIKE TO KNOW ^^ 612 00:34:22,095 --> 00:34:27,400 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^ 613 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:34,941 ^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? ^^ 614 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,411 FINE BANDIT YOU ARE. 615 00:34:38,478 --> 00:34:40,580 WOULD ROBIN HOOD HAVE ACTED THAT WAY? 616 00:34:40,647 --> 00:34:42,315 OR ROMEO? 617 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:45,485 NO! THEY WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED HER RIGHT TO THE GOVERNOR'S HACIENDA. 618 00:34:45,552 --> 00:34:46,753 THEY WOULD HAVE CLIMBED THE BALCONY. 619 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:47,787 THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE. 620 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:52,792 CLIMB...THE BALCONY! 621 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,347 GONZALEZ! 622 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:15,648 GONZALEZ, OVER HERE! 623 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:20,086 [NEIGH] 624 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:26,826 [RUSTLING OUTSIDE] 625 00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:38,171 RICARDO! LITTLE ONE! 626 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:39,906 RICARDO! 627 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,455 [GUITAR PLAYING] 628 00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:05,365 Ricardo: ^^ IF I STEAL A KISS, DEAR ^^ 629 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:13,973 ^^ I'LL SURELY RETURN IT SOMEDAY ^^ 630 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:24,351 ^^ IF I STEAL YOUR DREAMS, DEAR ^^ 631 00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:34,294 ^^ I'LL BRING THEM BACK SOMEWAY ^^ 632 00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:37,630 ^^ IF I ^^ 633 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:42,435 ^^ TAKE YOUR MOONLIGHT ^^ 634 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:51,945 ^^ I'LL BRING IT BACK MORE DIVINE ^^ 635 00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:59,953 ^^ BUT IF I STEAL YOUR HEART, DEAR ^^ 636 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:04,557 ^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^ 637 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:08,962 ^^ TO MINE ^^ 638 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:29,749 ^^ I'LL BRING IT BACK MORE DIVINE ^^ 639 00:37:29,816 --> 00:37:38,858 ^^ BUT IF I STEAL YOUR HEART, DEAR ^^ 640 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:44,497 ^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^ 641 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:51,604 ^^ TO MINE ^^ 642 00:37:51,671 --> 00:37:57,977 ^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^ 643 00:37:58,044 --> 00:38:07,253 ^^ TO MINE ^^ 644 00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:22,102 [GUNSHOTS] 645 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:29,409 [GUNSHOTS] 646 00:38:30,543 --> 00:38:32,979 GUARD! 647 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:37,650 [GUNSHOTS] 648 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:40,987 [CHICO, WHISPERING] Ricardo! 649 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:46,459 CHICO! 650 00:38:46,526 --> 00:38:48,228 OH, SURE. COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO. 651 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:49,729 BUT I CAN'T RUN AWAY. 652 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,331 [GUNSHOTS] 653 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:53,400 NO? 654 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:54,334 YES. 655 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:00,607 [GUNSHOT] 656 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:04,144 WHERE'S GONZALEZ? 657 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:05,679 HE WENT HOME. HE'S NO FOOL. 658 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:06,746 [GUNSHOT] 659 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:07,681 AIEE! COME ON! 660 00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:11,651 AIEE! AIEE! AIEE! 661 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:19,259 TERESA, DARLING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 662 00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:20,326 WHO WAS IT? 663 00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:21,494 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, FATHER. 664 00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:22,896 I DIDN'T SEE HIM. 665 00:39:22,962 --> 00:39:25,398 I WAS SOUND ASLEEP, AND THEN I HEARD A LOT OF NOISE. 666 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,734 IT WAS THE KISSING BANDIT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN. 667 00:39:27,801 --> 00:39:30,670 JOSE, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO LET THIS MAN INSULT YOU? 668 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,205 BUT HE DIDN'T INSULT FATHER! 669 00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:34,774 I MEAN, WELL, IF IT WAS THE KISSING BANDIT, 670 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,143 IT WAS ME HE WAS SINGING TO. 671 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,346 FOR THAT MAN TO DARE 672 00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:41,581 TO SERENADE THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER... 673 00:39:41,648 --> 00:39:44,184 MMM...WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO TO HIM. 674 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:46,519 IF I'M EVER IN A ROOM WITH HIM, 675 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:49,789 I'LL SPIT RIGHT IN HIS LITTLE PIGGY EYES. 676 00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:53,727 I WILL JUST TEAR HIM TO PIECES LIKE... 677 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:55,328 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 678 00:39:58,131 --> 00:39:58,998 I'LL SHOW YOU. 679 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:01,801 WHERE ARE YOU, IDIOT? 680 00:40:01,868 --> 00:40:03,670 YOU IMBECILE! 681 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:06,172 ARE YOU CALLING ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY? 682 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,142 YES, I'M CALLING YOU, CAPTAIN GOMEZ. 683 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:11,144 GET ON YOUR HORSE. GET YOUR MEN. 684 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:14,147 FOLLOW HIM! HE'S THE KISSING BANDIT! 685 00:40:14,214 --> 00:40:16,883 DO YOU HEAR ME, CAPTAIN GOMEZ? 686 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,852 UH, YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY. AYE AYE, SIR. 687 00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:25,425 CAPTAIN GOMEZ? 688 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:28,361 YES. CAPTAIN GOMEZ. 689 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:39,272 Chico: OF ALL THE FOOLISH THINGS TO DO. 690 00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:41,975 TAKE A CHANCE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING... 691 00:40:43,343 --> 00:40:45,478 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING TO DO BETTER. 692 00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,782 YOU TRAITOR, YOU! 693 00:40:48,848 --> 00:40:50,617 DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD TO GONZALEZ. 694 00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:53,219 HE KNEW IT WASN'T SMART TO GO TO THE HACIENDA 695 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:54,788 OR TO STAY THERE, EVEN. 696 00:40:54,854 --> 00:40:56,289 WELL, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT? 697 00:40:56,356 --> 00:40:57,791 A LOT OF PEOPLE SERENADE GIRLS 698 00:40:57,857 --> 00:40:59,292 ON THEIR BALCONIES ALL THE TIME. 699 00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:00,960 BUT NOT THE GOVERNOR'S BALCONY 700 00:41:01,027 --> 00:41:03,196 AND NOT THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. 701 00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:06,132 BUT, CHICO, SHE'S SO LOVELY, I HAD TO SEE HER AGAIN. 702 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:08,468 IN YOUR BUSINESS, YOU DON'T SEE ANYBODY AGAIN. 703 00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,737 YOU KISS AND VAMOOSE. THAT'S ALL. 704 00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:12,138 I DON'T SEE WHY. 705 00:41:12,205 --> 00:41:14,474 MANY OUTLAWS HAD STEADY GIRLS. 706 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,076 LOOK AT ROBIN HOOD AND MAID MARIAN. 707 00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:17,477 NO, YOU LOOK, RICARDO. 708 00:41:17,544 --> 00:41:19,312 THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF GIRLS IN CALIFORNIA, 709 00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:21,147 BUT ONLY ONE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. 710 00:41:21,214 --> 00:41:22,816 AND THIS ONE IS NOT FOR YOU. 711 00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:24,484 YOU FOUND THAT OUT TONIGHT. 712 00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:25,919 SHE CAME OUT ON THE BALCONY. 713 00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,721 SURE, SURE. 714 00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:30,790 BUT THEY WEREN'T SHOOTING WATER FROM THOSE GUNS. 715 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:36,196 LITTLE ONE, I LOVE YOU LIKE YOU WERE MY OWN SON. 716 00:41:36,262 --> 00:41:38,098 THIS YOU KNOW. 717 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,266 BUT IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS GIRL, 718 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,302 I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. THIS I MEAN. 719 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:48,808 PSST! PSST! BULA! 720 00:41:52,445 --> 00:41:53,947 WHERE IS BIANCA? 721 00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:56,449 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. INSIDE. 722 00:41:56,516 --> 00:41:58,284 KEEP RICARDO THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 723 00:41:58,351 --> 00:41:59,719 THEN SEND HIM OVER TO ME. 724 00:41:59,786 --> 00:42:00,820 ALL RIGHT, CHICO. 725 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:10,296 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, LITTLE ONE. 726 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,966 CHICO, UH, I'M SORRY I WORRIED YOU. 727 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,735 NAH, NAH, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN. 728 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:17,003 NOW, SIT DOWN. 729 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:20,707 I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU 730 00:42:20,774 --> 00:42:23,076 THAT WILL TAKE ALL THE FOOLISHNESS OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 731 00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:24,177 WAIT. 732 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,218 ^^ I LIKE YOU ^^ 733 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:35,955 ^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^ 734 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:38,858 ^^ MMM ^^ 735 00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:39,793 GO TO WORK. 736 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:46,633 ^^ I LIKE YOU ^^ 737 00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:50,303 ^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^ 738 00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:58,311 ^^ MMM ^^ 739 00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:03,583 ^^ SOON THE MOON WILL RISE ^^ 740 00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:07,520 ^^ THERE'LL BE STARS DIVINE ^^ 741 00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:11,358 ^^ IF YOU ARE THERE ^^ 742 00:43:11,424 --> 00:43:13,493 ^^ YOU'LL BE MINE ^^ 743 00:43:15,261 --> 00:43:16,329 ^^ I LIKE YOU ^^ 744 00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:20,066 ^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^ 745 00:43:22,268 --> 00:43:27,007 ^^ MMM ^^ 746 00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:34,114 ^^ MMM ^^ 747 00:43:37,217 --> 00:43:41,054 ^^ MMM ^^ 748 00:45:34,634 --> 00:45:36,336 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MISS. 749 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:37,671 A WONDERFUL DANCE. 750 00:45:37,737 --> 00:45:39,005 THANK YOU. 751 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:40,407 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 752 00:45:40,473 --> 00:45:43,109 UH, I'VE GOT TO PUT THIS IN SOME WATER. 753 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,854 WHAT HAPPENED? 754 00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:56,790 WHERE IS RICARDO? 755 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:01,695 HE HAD TO PUT A FLOWER IN SOME WATER. 756 00:46:01,761 --> 00:46:02,862 WHAT? 757 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,364 YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 758 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:06,800 [CARRIAGE WHEELS RUMBLING] 759 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,479 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 760 00:46:21,081 --> 00:46:23,116 PUT THAT GUN AWAY. MAYBE THEY ARE GUESTS. GET OUT. 761 00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:24,551 ALL OF YOU, KEEP OUT OF SIGHT. 762 00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:25,819 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 763 00:46:37,964 --> 00:46:40,333 YOU'RE THE INNKEEPER? WE DESIRE ROOMS. 764 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,401 WE GOT NO ROOMS. 765 00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:43,069 NONSENSE. THIS IS AN INN, ISN'T IT? 766 00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:45,071 WE ARE ALL FULL UP. PLEASE GO AWAY. 767 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:47,407 PEASANT, DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU ARE TALKING? 768 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,409 I'M COUNT BELMONTE OF SPAIN, 769 00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:51,077 OF HIS MAJESTY'S ROYAL HOUSEHOLD. 770 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:53,279 AND THIS--THIS IS MY AIDE GENERAL TORRO. 771 00:46:54,581 --> 00:46:55,615 TORRO! 772 00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:01,287 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 773 00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:04,791 NOW, THEN, INNKEEPER, SHOW US ROOMS AT ONCE. 774 00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:08,128 Belmonte: YOUR BEST ROOMS! 775 00:47:08,194 --> 00:47:09,429 BUT, UH, PLEASE... 776 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:12,766 THERE IS A BETTER PLACE UP THE ROAD ABOUT 17 MILES. 777 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:16,936 THEY GOT FINE ROOMS, AND BIGGER ROOMS, AND, UH... 778 00:47:17,003 --> 00:47:20,306 AND CLEAN TOWELS, AND, UH... 779 00:47:20,373 --> 00:47:22,409 AND...AND... 780 00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:26,112 SHEETS, EVEN, AND... 781 00:47:26,146 --> 00:47:29,649 BUT THEY WILL NOT DO FOR YOU THE THINGS WE WILL DO. 782 00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:32,018 WAIT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL CHEST. DO NOT SCRATCH IT. 783 00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:34,054 HERE, YOU ARE TIRED. I WILL HELP YOU. 784 00:47:36,923 --> 00:47:38,792 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. 785 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:40,093 THIS ROOM HERE. 786 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,395 THE PEASANT CERTAINLY CHANGED HIS MIND IN A HURRY. 787 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:44,664 TORRO! 788 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:46,666 [SNORING] 789 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:47,567 TORRO! 790 00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:54,541 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 791 00:47:54,607 --> 00:47:57,043 SNEEZE AND DRIBBLE, YAWN AND SNORE... 792 00:47:57,110 --> 00:47:58,445 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A MAN! 793 00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:01,548 HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN WHEN I AM SO SICK, BELMONTE? 794 00:48:01,614 --> 00:48:04,384 PLEASE, CAN I GO TO SLEEP? 795 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:06,052 GO UPSTAIRS. FIND THE INNKEEPER. 796 00:48:06,119 --> 00:48:08,488 HAVE HIM SHOW YOU A ROOM, AND GO TO BED. 797 00:48:08,555 --> 00:48:10,223 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 798 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:13,493 NEVER IN MY LIFE DID I EVER HAVE A COLD BEFORE, 799 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,428 TILL I COME TO CALIFORNIA. 800 00:48:32,078 --> 00:48:32,145 HELLO. 801 00:48:33,646 --> 00:48:35,915 FETCH ME SOME WINE, SOMETHING FIT TO DRINK. 802 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:38,785 WHY, YES, OF COURSE. I'D BE GLAD TO. 803 00:49:25,231 --> 00:49:26,466 WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT ME? 804 00:49:26,533 --> 00:49:28,301 HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A GENTLEMAN BEFORE? 805 00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:30,837 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES BEFORE. 806 00:49:30,904 --> 00:49:32,505 THE WINE. THE WINE! 807 00:49:32,572 --> 00:49:33,773 YES, OF COURSE. 808 00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,578 THAT'S ONE OF THE FINEST SWORDS I'VE EVER SEEN. 809 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:40,480 IT MUST BE A TOLEDO BLADE. 810 00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:42,682 AND YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE IT. 811 00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:43,683 WELL, REALLY? 812 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:44,918 OH, YES. 813 00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:46,986 I KNOW A MAN WHO'S HAD ADVENTURE WHEN I SEE ONE. 814 00:49:47,053 --> 00:49:51,057 MANY IS THE DUEL YOU MUST HAVE FOUGHT OVER SOME YOUNG MAID. 815 00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:53,927 PEON! FLUNKY! HOW DARE YOU SIT IN MY PRESENCE! 816 00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:55,929 GET UP! GET UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEART OUT! 817 00:49:55,995 --> 00:49:58,765 WELL, YOU NEEDN'T BE SO RUDE ABOUT IT. 818 00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,400 I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 819 00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:02,936 AFTER ALL, I DIDN'T GET ANGRY WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO GET THE WINE. 820 00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:04,738 GET THE INNKEEPER! GET HIM DOWN HERE! 821 00:50:04,804 --> 00:50:06,306 I'LL HAVE HIS HEART AND YOURS! 822 00:50:10,977 --> 00:50:13,880 MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT. FINE CLOTHES DO NOT MAKE THE GENTLEMAN. 823 00:50:13,947 --> 00:50:14,981 GET THE INNKEEPER! 824 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:18,585 PEASANTS! 825 00:50:29,963 --> 00:50:30,830 CHICO! 826 00:50:30,897 --> 00:50:32,632 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 827 00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:35,969 Ricardo, do you want to kill your old friend? Shh! 828 00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:38,705 [SNORING] 829 00:50:38,772 --> 00:50:41,341 You're not--you're not stealing from them? 830 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:42,409 Of course! 831 00:50:42,475 --> 00:50:44,077 But these men are our guests. 832 00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:45,745 We can't rob them in cold blood. 833 00:50:45,812 --> 00:50:48,481 Ricardo, I am a simple, hard-working bandit. 834 00:50:48,548 --> 00:50:50,984 If this is wrong, why is it all right to rob the coach? 835 00:50:51,051 --> 00:50:54,087 When you rob a coach, there's adventure. There's danger. 836 00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:55,755 Ah, but there's danger here, too. 837 00:50:55,822 --> 00:50:57,490 He might wake up, the fat man, 838 00:50:57,557 --> 00:50:58,758 and he's bigger than me. 839 00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:01,027 Chico, for my sake, put the money back. 840 00:51:01,094 --> 00:51:02,095 Oh, no, no. 841 00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:04,531 Please, for me. Let me help you. 842 00:51:04,597 --> 00:51:06,132 But it's a shame. 843 00:51:08,668 --> 00:51:11,938 We gotta have a long talk on the question of ethics. 844 00:51:12,005 --> 00:51:13,640 Believe me, we gotta. 845 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,384 OH! 846 00:51:24,451 --> 00:51:25,719 AIEE! 847 00:51:25,785 --> 00:51:28,788 I THINK I SHALL HAVE YOU HUNG OUTSIDE THE INN 848 00:51:28,855 --> 00:51:30,623 AS AN EXAMPLE TO THE OTHER PEASANTS. 849 00:51:30,690 --> 00:51:31,558 OH! 850 00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:37,197 GET SOMETHING TO TIE HIM WITH, QUICK! 851 00:51:37,263 --> 00:51:38,431 BUT HE'S WINNING! 852 00:51:38,498 --> 00:51:40,400 PLEASE, LITTLE ONE. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. 853 00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:49,642 TORRO! TORRO! 854 00:51:49,709 --> 00:51:51,244 TORRO! 855 00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:05,959 HOW DARE YOU? 856 00:52:24,110 --> 00:52:26,479 Belmonte: HELP, TORRO! HELP! 857 00:52:37,724 --> 00:52:40,760 TORRO! TORRO! 858 00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:44,497 TORRO! 859 00:52:44,564 --> 00:52:45,932 SHH! 860 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:47,334 TORRO, YOU FOOL, WAKE UP! 861 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,935 WAKE UP-- 862 00:52:52,238 --> 00:52:53,840 [HORSES GALLOPING] 863 00:52:53,907 --> 00:52:55,575 WHAT IS THAT? 864 00:52:55,642 --> 00:52:57,777 RICARDO, SIT ON HIM. 865 00:53:07,854 --> 00:53:10,924 EVERYBODY GOING, COMING, GOING SOMEPLACE TONIGHT. 866 00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:13,993 TIE A FEW MORE KNOTS IN HIM! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 867 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,763 YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 868 00:53:16,830 --> 00:53:18,431 WE WEREN'T TAKING THE MONEY. 869 00:53:18,498 --> 00:53:19,299 WE WERE PUTTING IT BACK. 870 00:53:21,768 --> 00:53:22,869 ARE YOU THE INNKEEPER? 871 00:53:22,936 --> 00:53:24,104 YES. YES. 872 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:26,206 I'M CAPTAIN GOMEZ OF THE GOVERNOR'S GUARD. 873 00:53:26,272 --> 00:53:27,774 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE KISSING BANDIT. 874 00:53:27,841 --> 00:53:29,776 HE'S A MAN WITH LITTLE PIGGY EYES. 875 00:53:29,843 --> 00:53:31,378 OH, LITTLE PIGGY EYES? 876 00:53:31,444 --> 00:53:32,545 WELL, HE'S NOT HERE. 877 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:34,381 MY GOOD MAN, YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? 878 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:35,615 I'M GONNA SEARCH EVERY ROOM OF THIS INN. 879 00:53:36,783 --> 00:53:38,084 COVER EVERY INCH OF GROUND. 880 00:53:38,151 --> 00:53:39,219 I'LL TAKE UPSTAIRS. 881 00:53:39,285 --> 00:53:40,787 WAIT, CAPTAIN, PLEASE, I WOULDN'T, 882 00:53:40,854 --> 00:53:43,556 BECAUSE WE GOT TWO VERY IMPORTANT GUESTS UPSTAIRS 883 00:53:43,623 --> 00:53:45,225 JUST ARRIVED FROM SPAIN-- 884 00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:47,394 A COUNT BELMONTE AND A GENERAL TORRO. 885 00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,396 I WOULDN'T BOTHER THEM BECAUSE 886 00:53:49,462 --> 00:53:50,663 THEY'RE ALL TIED UP RIGHT NOW. 887 00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:52,165 NONSENSE. NONSENSE. 888 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:53,767 COUNT BELMONTE? 889 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:56,603 GENERAL TORRO?! 890 00:53:58,071 --> 00:53:59,406 MEN! MEN! 891 00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:01,741 MEN, NEW ORDER! BACK TO THE HACIENDA. 892 00:54:01,808 --> 00:54:03,243 WE'VE GOT TO TELL THE GOVERNOR. 893 00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:04,911 COME ON, MEN. FOLLOW ME! 894 00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:08,515 ALL TIED UP. I TOLD THEM THEY WERE ALL TIED UP. 895 00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:10,283 THEY DON'T KNOW THE JOKE. 896 00:54:16,222 --> 00:54:19,592 I WONDER WHY THAT GOMEZ WAS SO SCARED OF THESE TWO, HUH? 897 00:54:19,659 --> 00:54:20,794 THERE MUST BE A REASON. 898 00:54:22,095 --> 00:54:24,130 [TORRO SNEEZES] 899 00:54:28,268 --> 00:54:30,370 AHCHOO! 900 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,207 WHAT IS THE MATTER? 901 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:36,109 I HAVE THE FUNNIEST DREAM. 902 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:40,814 I DREAMED THAT 3 MEN WAS FIGHTING, AND THEY TIE ME UP WITH THE ROPE. 903 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,748 AND... 904 00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:45,251 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? I'M STILL DREAMING? 905 00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:52,926 GO TO SLEEP. 906 00:54:57,731 --> 00:54:58,832 CHICO! 907 00:54:58,898 --> 00:54:59,833 HUH? 908 00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:01,067 CHICO, LOOK! 909 00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:02,569 "TO THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. 910 00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:04,738 "I INTRODUCE TO YOU HEREWITH 911 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:07,073 "COUNT BELMONTE, MY PERSONAL TAX COLLECTOR, 912 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:11,077 "AND GENERAL TORRO, CHIEF OF MY SECRET POLICE. 913 00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:13,480 "THEY WILL REPORT ON YOUR ACTIVITIES TO ME 914 00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:16,082 "AND BRING ME, ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOUR TAXES. 915 00:55:16,149 --> 00:55:18,351 "THEIR WILL IS TO BE YOUR LAW. 916 00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:19,686 SIGNED, ALFONSO." 917 00:55:19,753 --> 00:55:20,687 WHO IS HE? 918 00:55:20,754 --> 00:55:22,088 ALFONSO THE KING! 919 00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:24,591 OH, CHICO, THESE ARE TERRIBLY IMPORTANT MEN. 920 00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:26,426 THEN MAYBE WE BETTER SHOOT 'EM, HUH? 921 00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:28,428 NO, YOU CAN'T. THOSE SOLDIERS-- 922 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,497 YOU ALREADY TOLD THEM THAT THESE TWO ARE HERE. 923 00:55:30,563 --> 00:55:32,599 AIEE! THAT'S RIGHT, BUT WE CANNOT LET THEM GO. 924 00:55:32,665 --> 00:55:34,134 THEY WILL SNITCH ON US! 925 00:55:38,571 --> 00:55:41,474 THIS LETTER WILL INTRODUCE THEM TO THE GOVERNOR. 926 00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:53,453 Jose: REMEMBER, PLEASE REMEMBER, 927 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,955 NOT ONE WORD ABOUT TAXES TO THEM. 928 00:55:56,022 --> 00:55:58,391 I'VE PLANNED ENTERTAINMENT FOR ALL DAY LONG-- 929 00:55:58,458 --> 00:55:59,793 EVERY MOMENT FILLED-- 930 00:55:59,859 --> 00:56:03,063 SO THEY WON'T HAVE TIME TO ASK ABOUT THE MONEY. 931 00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:04,064 IS THAT RIGHT, ISABELLA? 932 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,231 THAT'S RIGHT, JOSE. 933 00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:08,368 JUST KEEP THEM BUSY, AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE. 934 00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:11,271 Gomez: ALL UP! UP! 935 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,941 SOLDIERS... 936 00:56:15,008 --> 00:56:17,544 YOU ARE IN A VERY BAD POSITION. 937 00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:18,745 YOU HAVE TO GO THIS DIRECTION-- 938 00:56:18,812 --> 00:56:19,913 NEVER MIND ABOUT THE SOLDIERS. 939 00:56:19,979 --> 00:56:21,247 NEVER MIND ABOUT IT, SOLDIERS. 940 00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:27,654 AND, UH, MUSICIANS, GO OVER THIS... 941 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,923 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU ARE ALL RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 942 00:56:29,989 --> 00:56:33,960 AND DON'T FORGET, NOW, PLAY LOUD AND LONG. 943 00:56:36,096 --> 00:56:37,931 NOT LONG. SHORT! 944 00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:39,866 AND I SAY SHORT, I MEAN-- 945 00:56:39,933 --> 00:56:41,034 YOUR EXCELLENCY! 946 00:56:41,101 --> 00:56:42,268 YOU ARE DEMOTED! 947 00:56:42,335 --> 00:56:43,670 WELL, WHY? WHAT DID I DO NOW? 948 00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:46,473 NOTHING. THAT'S FOR NOTHING, LIEUTENANT GOMEZ. 949 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,444 IS THAT RIGHT, ISABELLA? 950 00:56:51,511 --> 00:56:53,813 THEY'RE COMING. THEY'RE COMING! 951 00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:03,123 BE HAPPY. 952 00:57:03,189 --> 00:57:05,091 SMILE, EVERYBODY, LIKE THIS. 953 00:57:09,729 --> 00:57:11,998 RICARDO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. 954 00:57:12,065 --> 00:57:13,400 THEY WON'T BE FOOLED. 955 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:15,735 THEY'LL TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND SHOOT. 956 00:57:15,802 --> 00:57:18,304 CHICO, I KNOW HOW GENTLEMEN ACT. 957 00:57:18,371 --> 00:57:20,740 I'VE SEEN MANY OF THEM IN THE HOTELS WHERE I HAVE WORKED. 958 00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:22,942 JUST DO EVERYTHING I DO. COME ON. 959 00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:32,485 FIRE! 960 00:57:33,987 --> 00:57:35,855 IT'S A SALUTE IN OUR HONOR. 961 00:57:35,922 --> 00:57:37,357 IN OUR FACES! 962 00:57:37,424 --> 00:57:38,358 [GUNSHOT] 963 00:57:38,425 --> 00:57:40,093 SMILE. SMILE! 964 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,495 [TRUMPET FANFARE] 965 00:57:44,097 --> 00:57:45,365 THIS IS REALLY LIVIN'. 966 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:46,966 IT MAY BE DYING. 967 00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:50,303 THIS IS A VERY CHARMING ROOM. 968 00:57:52,339 --> 00:57:53,606 Jose: AND NOW, GENTLEMEN, 969 00:57:53,673 --> 00:57:55,542 MY MOST PRECIOUS JEWEL, 970 00:57:55,608 --> 00:57:57,410 MY DAUGHTER TERESA. 971 00:58:02,449 --> 00:58:04,384 TERESA, I WISH TO PRESENT 972 00:58:04,451 --> 00:58:06,486 HIS MAJESTY'S EMISSARIES 973 00:58:06,553 --> 00:58:09,923 COUNT BELMONTE AND GENERAL TORRO. 974 00:58:15,028 --> 00:58:16,262 Aiee. 975 00:58:23,937 --> 00:58:25,171 WHA--UH... 976 00:58:25,238 --> 00:58:26,573 DEAR, UH... 977 00:58:26,639 --> 00:58:29,943 COUNT BELMONTE AND GENERAL TORRO? 978 00:58:31,411 --> 00:58:33,413 UH, TERESA, UH... 979 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,749 DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO OUR GUESTS? 980 00:58:35,815 --> 00:58:37,450 Chico: B-BUT SHE DON'T NEED TO. 981 00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:40,820 SH-SHE LOOK SO NICE WHEN SHE DON'T SAY NOTHING. 982 00:58:40,887 --> 00:58:42,922 THANK YOU, UH... 983 00:58:42,989 --> 00:58:45,358 BUT SHE WANTS TO SAY IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO MEET YOU, 984 00:58:45,425 --> 00:58:47,727 DON'T YOU, DEAR? HMM? 985 00:58:52,932 --> 00:58:54,501 IT'S A GREAT HONOR. 986 00:58:54,567 --> 00:58:57,804 UH, PERHAPS THE SENORITA HAD IMAGINED ME AS BEING QUITE DIFFERENT. 987 00:58:57,871 --> 00:58:59,472 Jose: VERY DIFFERENT. 988 00:58:59,539 --> 00:59:02,809 AND THE DIFFERENCE IS VERY PLEASANT, 989 00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:04,911 ISN'T IT, DARLING? 990 00:59:06,546 --> 00:59:08,381 YES, VERY PLEASANT. 991 00:59:08,448 --> 00:59:11,651 NOW, UH, SHE'S VERY ANXIOUS 992 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:14,387 FOR YOU TO TRY OUR GOOD CALIFORNIA WINE, 993 00:59:14,454 --> 00:59:16,389 AREN'T YOU, DEAR, YEAH? 994 00:59:16,456 --> 00:59:17,657 YES, VERY ANXIOUS. 995 00:59:17,724 --> 00:59:19,125 WELL, UH... 996 00:59:19,192 --> 00:59:21,394 Teresa: FATHER, IF I COULD JUST GO TO MY ROOM-- 997 00:59:21,461 --> 00:59:22,429 Jose: YES, DEAR. 998 00:59:24,964 --> 00:59:28,234 OH, GENERAL, THE SECRET POLICE. 999 00:59:28,301 --> 00:59:31,338 WHAT A DANGEROUS LIFE YOU MUST LEAD. 1000 00:59:31,404 --> 00:59:32,939 BELIEVE ME. 1001 00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,577 COUNT BELMONTE, 1002 00:59:37,644 --> 00:59:39,412 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HONORED I AM 1003 00:59:39,479 --> 00:59:40,980 TO HAVE YOU UNDER MY ROOF. 1004 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:48,088 WHAT WAS THAT? 1005 00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:49,289 OH, A JOKE. 1006 00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:53,593 A FAMILY JOKE. 1007 00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:54,861 A VERY FUNNY ONE. 1008 00:59:54,928 --> 00:59:56,696 Chico: IF THE JOKE IS FINISHED, 1009 00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:59,065 YOU CAN TELL US WHERE THE TAX MONEY IS, HUH? 1010 00:59:59,132 --> 01:00:00,300 NO. 1011 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:01,801 NO? 1012 01:00:01,868 --> 01:00:03,370 WHY, UH... 1013 01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,038 I WOULDN'T THINK OF BOTHERING NOW, 1014 01:00:05,105 --> 01:00:06,606 RIGHT AFTER YOU HAVE ARRIVED, 1015 01:00:06,673 --> 01:00:09,309 WHEN YOU ARE TIRED AND WEARY FROM YOUR JOURNEY. 1016 01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:10,610 CERTAINLY NOT. 1017 01:00:10,677 --> 01:00:13,413 RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD BE ENTERTAINED. 1018 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:32,365 ^^ IF YOU STEAL A KISS, DEAR ^^ 1019 01:00:32,432 --> 01:00:40,306 ^^ PLEASE BRING IT BACK WITH THE DAWN ^^ 1020 01:00:40,373 --> 01:00:47,147 ^^ BUT IF YOU STEAL MY HEART, DEAR ^^ 1021 01:00:47,213 --> 01:00:53,319 ^^ I'LL KNOW IT'S GONE ^^ 1022 01:00:53,386 --> 01:01:00,493 ^^ FOREVER GONE ^^ 1023 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,595 ^^ GONE ^^ 1024 01:01:02,662 --> 01:01:11,404 ^^ FOREVER GONE ^^ 1025 01:01:17,377 --> 01:01:19,079 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 1026 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,215 FINE. FINE. 1027 01:01:22,282 --> 01:01:24,451 NOW WE CAN GO AND GET THE TAXES, HUH? 1028 01:01:24,517 --> 01:01:27,320 TERESA, WHY DON'T WE SHOW OUR GUESTS THE REST OF THE HACIENDA? 1029 01:01:27,387 --> 01:01:28,555 WONDERFUL IDEA. 1030 01:01:28,621 --> 01:01:30,056 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM AROUND 1031 01:01:30,123 --> 01:01:32,125 THE PARTERRE, TERESA, SLOWLY? 1032 01:01:32,192 --> 01:01:34,894 I MEAN, SO THEY CAN SEE ALL THE FLOWERS. 1033 01:01:34,961 --> 01:01:36,563 Ricardo: YES, WHY DON'T YOU, SENORITA? 1034 01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:37,897 WELL, I THINK AUNT ISABELLA 1035 01:01:37,964 --> 01:01:39,299 BETTER COME ALONG, TOO. 1036 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,234 SHE KNOWS THE LATIN NAMES OF ALL THE FLOWERS, 1037 01:01:41,301 --> 01:01:42,335 DON'T YOU, AUNT ISABELLA? 1038 01:01:42,402 --> 01:01:43,903 B-BUT'S SHE'S THE-- 1039 01:01:43,970 --> 01:01:45,405 COME ALONG, GENERAL TORRO. 1040 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:46,906 I AM COMING RIGHT BACK. 1041 01:01:46,973 --> 01:01:48,942 HOW MANY FLOWERS CAN THERE BE? 1042 01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,420 YOUR EXCELLENCY. 1043 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:02,589 YOUR EXCELLENCY, I'M VERY SUSPICIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING, 1044 01:02:02,655 --> 01:02:05,692 AND IT'S ONE OF YOUR GUESTS-- THAT GENERAL TORRO. 1045 01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:07,694 I HAVE A VERY DEFINITE FEELING 1046 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:09,462 I'VE SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 1047 01:02:09,529 --> 01:02:10,864 WHAT? 1048 01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:12,766 OF COURSE, I DON'T SUPPOSE 1049 01:02:12,832 --> 01:02:15,268 I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM ANYWHERE, COULD I? 1050 01:02:15,335 --> 01:02:19,272 AFTER ALL, WITH ME IN CALIFORNIA AND HIM IN SPAIN... 1051 01:02:19,339 --> 01:02:21,975 STILL, IT DOES SEEM TO ME THAT I'VE SEEN THAT FACE SOMEWHERE. 1052 01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,943 GOMEZ... 1053 01:02:24,010 --> 01:02:26,212 WELL, I GUESS I COULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT 1054 01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:28,481 ANYWHERE AFTER ALL, NO. 1055 01:02:28,548 --> 01:02:30,116 WELL, EXCUSE ME. 1056 01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:32,052 MAYBE THIS OTHER FELLOW WAS A RELATIVE. 1057 01:02:32,118 --> 01:02:33,386 SEEMS FUNNY TO HAVE RELATIVES 1058 01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:35,321 ALL OVER THE COUNTRY LIKE THAT, THOUGH. 1059 01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:36,790 Isabella: OH, GENERAL TORRO, 1060 01:02:36,856 --> 01:02:39,292 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WONDERFUL IT IS FOR A WOMAN LIKE ME-- 1061 01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:42,328 HERE IN THE WILDS OF THIS TERRIBLE CALIFORNIA-- 1062 01:02:42,395 --> 01:02:43,897 TO MEET A MAN LIKE YOU. 1063 01:02:43,963 --> 01:02:45,398 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH CALIFORNIA? 1064 01:02:45,465 --> 01:02:48,401 OH, THE MEN HERE HAVE NO CONVERSATION. 1065 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:51,071 BUT YOU, FRESH FROM SPAIN, 1066 01:02:51,137 --> 01:02:53,239 MUST KNOW ALL THE LATEST GOSSIP. 1067 01:02:53,306 --> 01:02:56,276 TELL ME, WHAT'S NEW IN MADRID? 1068 01:02:56,343 --> 01:02:58,678 MADRID? UH... 1069 01:02:58,745 --> 01:03:01,247 OH, THE MEN ARE CHASING THE WOMEN, 1070 01:03:01,314 --> 01:03:04,017 THE WOMEN ARE CHASING THE MEN THE SAME AS ALL OVER. 1071 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,953 AH, BUT THEY DO IT DIFFERENTLY IN SPAIN. 1072 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:08,355 THEY DO? HOW? 1073 01:03:08,421 --> 01:03:10,023 Isabella: AH, GENERAL. 1074 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:12,359 WHEN THE KING TOLD ME I MUST COME TO CALIFORNIA, 1075 01:03:12,425 --> 01:03:14,527 I THOUGHT, "HOW DREARY. HOW VERY DULL. 1076 01:03:14,594 --> 01:03:16,796 A LAND OF PEASANTS AND PEONS." 1077 01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:18,031 STOP IT. 1078 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:19,366 YOU CAN JUST STOP BEING 1079 01:03:19,432 --> 01:03:20,934 COUNT BELMONTE RIGHT NOW. 1080 01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:22,869 DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, 1081 01:03:22,936 --> 01:03:25,805 YOU, YOU... BANDIT, YOU? 1082 01:03:25,872 --> 01:03:27,273 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1083 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,975 DID YOU COME TO ROB MY FATHER, IS THAT IT? 1084 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:30,043 NO, NO. 1085 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,045 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME 1086 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,980 THAT YOU CAME HERE JUST TO SEE ME. 1087 01:03:34,047 --> 01:03:35,915 WELL, YES. 1088 01:03:37,217 --> 01:03:38,551 OH, WHAT NONSENSE. 1089 01:03:38,618 --> 01:03:40,387 YOU HAD ME IN YOUR POWER ONCE, 1090 01:03:40,453 --> 01:03:42,389 AND YOU-- YOU DIDN'T... 1091 01:03:42,455 --> 01:03:45,492 YOU MEAN... I DIDN'T KISS YOU. 1092 01:03:45,558 --> 01:03:47,660 WHY DIDN'T YOU? 1093 01:03:47,727 --> 01:03:49,396 OH, ANYONE BUT YOU, SENORITA. 1094 01:03:49,462 --> 01:03:51,197 YOU WERE SO LOVELY, I JUST COULDN'T. 1095 01:03:51,264 --> 01:03:52,832 I... 1096 01:03:52,899 --> 01:03:55,268 THEN...LAST NIGHT? 1097 01:03:55,335 --> 01:03:58,004 I HAD TO FIND OUT IF YOU WERE AS LOVELY AS I REMEMBERED. 1098 01:03:58,071 --> 01:04:00,674 AND YOU WERE, AND YOU ARE. 1099 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:04,511 BUT I WAS TOLD THAT THE KISSING BANDIT 1100 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:07,013 HAD A HABIT OF... KISSING PEOPLE. 1101 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,082 WELL, OF COURSE. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 1102 01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:12,252 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THE HACIENDA LIKE THIS. 1103 01:04:12,318 --> 01:04:15,455 IT'S TERRIBLY DANGEROUS FOR YOU. YOU MIGHT BE KILLED. 1104 01:04:15,522 --> 01:04:18,425 DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T RISK MY LIFE FOR A MOMENT WITH YOU? 1105 01:04:18,491 --> 01:04:22,429 AND BESIDE, WHAT IF THERE IS DANGER? I LIVE ON DANGER. 1106 01:04:22,495 --> 01:04:26,533 MANY A NIGHT MY MEN AND I HAVE RIDDEN FOR MILES TO SOME FAR-OFF HACIENDA 1107 01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:28,868 WHERE A LOVELY SENORITA IS WAITING-- 1108 01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:31,037 WAITING TO BE SERENADED BY ME. 1109 01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:32,138 MANY A NIGHT WE HAVE RIDDEN-- 1110 01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:33,540 MANY A NIGHT, IS IT? 1111 01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:35,542 AFTER ALL, YOU SEE GIRLS YOU WANT SO OFTEN 1112 01:04:35,608 --> 01:04:37,644 THAT YOU MUST RISK YOUR LIFE ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. 1113 01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,145 OH, NO! 1114 01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:40,613 OH, YES! 1115 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,982 YOU KISS EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE, AND THEY LOVE IT. 1116 01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:44,317 THEY--THEY SWOON! 1117 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:45,552 BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT! 1118 01:04:45,618 --> 01:04:46,953 IT CERTAINLY IS DIFFERENT. 1119 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:49,556 FIRST, IF I WERE ONE OF THE WOMEN YOU KISSED, 1120 01:04:49,622 --> 01:04:51,491 I WOULDN'T SWOON, I-I'D SCREAM. 1121 01:04:51,558 --> 01:04:53,960 AND SECOND, I-I JUST WOULDN'T BE 1122 01:04:54,027 --> 01:04:55,395 ONE OF THE WOMEN YOU KISSED, NOT EVER. 1123 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:56,896 DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT EVER! 1124 01:04:56,963 --> 01:04:59,032 BUT, SENORITA, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. 1125 01:04:59,099 --> 01:05:00,667 YOU'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE I TELL MY FATHER. 1126 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:01,968 BUT IF YOU'LL ONLY-- 1127 01:05:02,035 --> 01:05:03,303 FURTHERMORE, DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME 1128 01:05:03,370 --> 01:05:04,838 UNLESS IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. 1129 01:05:04,904 --> 01:05:06,840 I THINK YOU'RE A... 1130 01:05:06,906 --> 01:05:09,242 I THINK YOU'RE... 1131 01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:11,344 WHAT'S MORE, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU. 1132 01:05:11,411 --> 01:05:15,281 "MANY A NIGHT THE LOVELY SENORITAS ARE WAITING." OH! 1133 01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:21,154 I WONDER WHAT I SAID THAT WAS WRONG? 1134 01:05:25,158 --> 01:05:27,093 ALL RIGHT, I LOOKED AT ALL THE FLOWERS. 1135 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,329 NOW LET'S LOOK AT ALL THE TAXES. 1136 01:05:29,396 --> 01:05:31,531 CHICO, I THINK WE'D BETTER FORGET ABOUT THE TAXES 1137 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:32,866 AND GET OUT OF HERE. 1138 01:05:32,932 --> 01:05:34,501 FORGET ABOUT THE-- 1139 01:05:34,567 --> 01:05:37,437 NOW? WHEN WE GOT THE MONEY RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSE? 1140 01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:39,973 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? WHY? 1141 01:05:41,941 --> 01:05:45,011 IS IT THAT GIRL? 1142 01:05:45,078 --> 01:05:47,947 WELL, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING THE WAY I'D PLANNED. 1143 01:05:48,014 --> 01:05:49,883 I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES ME. 1144 01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,151 SIT DOWN. 1145 01:05:56,456 --> 01:05:59,392 LITTLE ONE, NO ONE'S AROUND, 1146 01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:01,895 SO TELL ME SOMETHING, MAN TO MAN. 1147 01:06:01,961 --> 01:06:06,833 HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU HAD MUCH TO DO WITH WOMEN? 1148 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:08,268 NOT MUCH. 1149 01:06:10,403 --> 01:06:12,405 RICARDO, TELL ME THE TRUTH. 1150 01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:16,443 BEFORE YOU KISSED TERESA, DID YOU EVER KISS ANYONE ELSE? 1151 01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:22,415 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, MAN TO MAN? 1152 01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:23,850 I DIDN'T EVEN KISS TERESA. 1153 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,852 BAH! AIEE! 1154 01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:28,421 OH, NOW WE GOTTA STAY HERE. 1155 01:06:28,488 --> 01:06:31,424 AND BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THE MONEY. 1156 01:06:31,491 --> 01:06:33,693 BUT A KISSING BANDIT WHO NEVER KISSED A WOMAN! 1157 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,363 OH, IT'S NO GOOD FOR YOUR REPUTATION, 1158 01:06:36,429 --> 01:06:38,131 YOUR FATHER'S REPUTATION. 1159 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:40,300 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 1160 01:06:42,502 --> 01:06:45,939 YOU GOTTA START RIGHT NOW, WITH THIS GIRL. 1161 01:06:46,006 --> 01:06:47,707 BUT, CHICO, SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 1162 01:06:47,774 --> 01:06:48,942 SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU? 1163 01:06:49,009 --> 01:06:49,876 WHO SAYS SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU? 1164 01:06:49,943 --> 01:06:50,944 SHE DID. 1165 01:06:51,011 --> 01:06:52,946 SHE DID? WHAT DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT IT? 1166 01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:56,116 WOMEN ALWAYS SAY NO, AS I REMEMBER. 1167 01:06:56,182 --> 01:06:57,817 WELL, MAYBE SOMETIMES THEY MEAN IT. 1168 01:06:57,884 --> 01:07:00,387 NAH, RICARDO, LISTEN. 1169 01:07:00,453 --> 01:07:02,389 THEY ALWAYS WANT TO SAY YES, 1170 01:07:02,455 --> 01:07:04,124 BUT WHEN THEY ARE LITTLE GIRLS, 1171 01:07:04,190 --> 01:07:08,395 THEIR MOTHERS TELL THEM, "DON'T MAKE IT EASY, MAKE IT TOUGH." 1172 01:07:08,461 --> 01:07:10,897 SO...YOU GOTTA MAKE EYES A LITTLE, 1173 01:07:10,964 --> 01:07:14,901 FLIRT A LITTLE, WASTE A LITTLE TIME... 1174 01:07:14,968 --> 01:07:19,406 THEN THEY SAY YES, ALWAYS. THIS I DO REMEMBER. 1175 01:07:19,472 --> 01:07:21,474 HMM. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1176 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,410 PERHAPS I'VE BEEN A LITTLE TOO QUICK, 1177 01:07:23,476 --> 01:07:25,345 TRIED TO RUSH THINGS A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 1178 01:07:25,412 --> 01:07:27,080 SURE, SURE. 1179 01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:29,916 BUT NOW YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME, SEE? 1180 01:07:29,983 --> 01:07:31,918 SO YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE JOB. 1181 01:07:31,985 --> 01:07:33,920 I WILL TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLE JOB. 1182 01:07:33,987 --> 01:07:36,423 I'M GONNA ASK THAT DON JOSE AGAIN FOR THE TAXES, 1183 01:07:36,489 --> 01:07:39,092 AND THIS TIME, HE'D BETTER SAY YES. 1184 01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:43,363 NOW, SIESTA. IT'S TIME FOR SIESTA. 1185 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:44,998 EVERYBODY SLEEPS. 1186 01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,866 CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW. 1187 01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:47,867 COME ALONG. 1188 01:07:47,934 --> 01:07:49,369 BUT WE GOT-- 1189 01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:51,371 SHH. SIESTA. 1190 01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:53,306 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1191 01:07:55,842 --> 01:07:58,244 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1192 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:06,152 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1193 01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:08,822 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1194 01:08:11,524 --> 01:08:16,529 ^^ SIESTA, MMM ^^ 1195 01:08:25,538 --> 01:08:30,410 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1196 01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:33,513 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1197 01:08:36,082 --> 01:08:37,951 [SNORING] 1198 01:08:46,059 --> 01:08:49,529 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1199 01:08:49,596 --> 01:08:54,067 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1200 01:08:54,134 --> 01:09:00,507 ^^ GO 'WAY, FLY, STOP YOUR BUZZIN' BY ^^ 1201 01:09:00,573 --> 01:09:07,647 ^^ CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I NEED SIESTA? ^^ 1202 01:09:07,714 --> 01:09:11,718 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1203 01:09:11,785 --> 01:09:18,625 ^^ LEAVE ME BE, GO AWAY FROM ME ^^ 1204 01:09:18,692 --> 01:09:25,965 ^^ NEED MY ENERGY FOR SIESTA ^^ 1205 01:09:26,032 --> 01:09:30,203 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1206 01:09:30,270 --> 01:09:36,810 ^^ I WANT TO DREAM OF A MAID AND A ROSE ^^ 1207 01:09:36,876 --> 01:09:44,484 ^^ BUT HOW CAN I DREAM WHEN YOU PERCH ON MY NOSE? ^^ 1208 01:09:44,551 --> 01:09:47,821 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1209 01:09:47,887 --> 01:09:51,391 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1210 01:09:55,562 --> 01:09:59,065 ^^ GET OFF OF MY CHIN, GET OUT OF MY EAR ^^ 1211 01:09:59,132 --> 01:10:02,569 ^^ GET OFF OF MY NOSE, GET OUT OF HERE ^^ 1212 01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:06,072 ^^ GET OUT OF MY LIFE, I'M TALKING TO YOU ^^ 1213 01:10:06,139 --> 01:10:08,308 ^^ FLY ^^ 1214 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,410 ^^ WHY DON'T YOU SHOO, FLY, SHOO? ^^ 1215 01:10:13,279 --> 01:10:17,384 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1216 01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:23,823 ^^ GO 'WAY, FLY, STOP YOUR BUZZIN' BY ^^ 1217 01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:31,531 ^^ DON'T YOU RUIN MY SIESTA ^^ 1218 01:10:31,598 --> 01:10:35,101 ^^ SIESTA ^^ 1219 01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:39,272 [DRUMROLL] 1220 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:44,277 [TRUMPET FLOURISHES] 1221 01:10:52,485 --> 01:10:55,855 Jose: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU. 1222 01:10:55,922 --> 01:10:59,526 SENORS, SENORAS, MY HONORED GUESTS, 1223 01:10:59,592 --> 01:11:02,495 THE EMISSARIES OF HIS MAJESTY THE KING: 1224 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:05,131 COUNT BELMONTE, GENERAL TORRO. 1225 01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:12,372 SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1226 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:17,877 I'M SURE THAT HIS MAJESTY WOULD WANT ME TO SAY THAT HE LOVES YOU ALL. 1227 01:11:17,944 --> 01:11:20,780 AND AS FOR THE GENERAL AND MYSELF, WHY... 1228 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:22,716 WE'RE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED 1229 01:11:22,782 --> 01:11:25,885 BY THE LOVELY WOMEN OF CALIFORNIA. 1230 01:11:25,952 --> 01:11:27,721 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 1231 01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:29,456 Woman: NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE. 1232 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:31,791 HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH US, COUNT? 1233 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:33,893 Second woman: I HOPE YOU'LL MAKE YOUR VISIT QUITE LONG 1234 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,262 AND ENJOY OUR PEOPLE AND THE SIGHTS OF CALIFORNIA. 1235 01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:50,844 GENERAL, WHY SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT TAXES? 1236 01:11:50,910 --> 01:11:52,512 IT'S REALLY, UH... 1237 01:11:52,579 --> 01:11:55,015 OH... 1238 01:11:55,081 --> 01:11:58,351 LET'S ENJOY OUR DINNER, EH, GENERAL? 1239 01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:00,687 Chico: OH, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ALFONSO. 1240 01:12:00,754 --> 01:12:02,922 HE'S THE KING! 1241 01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:05,792 HE'S THE ONE TOLD US GET THE TAXES AND GET OUT QUICK. 1242 01:12:05,859 --> 01:12:07,427 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO. 1243 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:09,629 GENERAL, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK OF LEAVING 1244 01:12:09,696 --> 01:12:10,864 BEFORE THE FIESTA. 1245 01:12:10,930 --> 01:12:12,799 I'M SAVING ALL MY DANCES FOR YOU. 1246 01:12:12,866 --> 01:12:14,567 NO, NO, I-- 1247 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,870 THE GENERAL IS RATHER SHY WITH THE LADIES, DONA ISABELLA. 1248 01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:18,705 HE'S BEEN A BACHELOR TOO LONG. 1249 01:12:18,772 --> 01:12:21,875 NOBODY CAN BE A BACHELOR TOO LONG. 1250 01:12:21,941 --> 01:12:24,044 AH, GENERAL, YOU'RE SO COMPLICATED, 1251 01:12:24,110 --> 01:12:27,647 SO COMPLEX, SO FULL OF MYSTERY. 1252 01:12:27,714 --> 01:12:28,882 FULL OF WHAT? 1253 01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:32,952 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 1254 01:12:33,019 --> 01:12:35,455 AH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT WOMAN. 1255 01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:38,291 EVERY MAN NEEDS A WOMAN TO INSPIRE HIM. 1256 01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:39,959 OH, THAT'S SO TRUE. 1257 01:12:40,026 --> 01:12:42,395 EVERY MAN NEEDS A LOVELY LADY TO ENCOURAGE HIM, 1258 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:45,331 TO URGE HIM ON TO GREAT DEEDS. 1259 01:12:45,398 --> 01:12:47,867 YES, AND TO MARRY HIM. 1260 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:50,403 WELL, TO ME, COUNT BELMONTE SEEMS THE TYPE OF MAN 1261 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:53,239 THAT, UH, WOULD PREFER A VARIETY OF WOMEN 1262 01:12:53,306 --> 01:12:54,841 RATHER THAN ANY PARTICULAR ONE. 1263 01:12:54,908 --> 01:12:56,943 OH, NO, NO. REALLY, HONESTLY! 1264 01:12:57,010 --> 01:12:58,078 YOU SEE, DEAR? 1265 01:12:58,144 --> 01:12:59,746 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DEAR? 1266 01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:01,181 AND I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY HORRIBLE 1267 01:13:01,247 --> 01:13:03,350 THE WAY PARENTS TRY TO ARRANGE MARRIAGES, 1268 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,852 ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE THEY HARDLY KNOW. 1269 01:13:05,919 --> 01:13:08,621 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GO TO MY ROOM. 1270 01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,423 I WANT TO CHANGE MY DRESS. 1271 01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:12,859 B-BUT I THINK YOUR DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1272 01:13:12,926 --> 01:13:15,061 OH, YOU DO, DO YOU? WELL, I DON'T. 1273 01:13:19,032 --> 01:13:22,469 YOU SEE, TERESA FEELS THAT MARRIAGES SHOULD NOT BE ARRANGED, 1274 01:13:22,535 --> 01:13:24,237 BUT SHOULD BE FOR LOVE. 1275 01:13:26,206 --> 01:13:27,307 OH, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT, TOO. 1276 01:13:27,374 --> 01:13:29,109 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 1277 01:13:29,175 --> 01:13:32,212 I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN MARRYING FOR LOVE. 1278 01:13:32,278 --> 01:13:35,081 TAKE MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER. HE ABDUCTED HER. 1279 01:13:38,885 --> 01:13:40,587 HE ABDUCTED HER. 1280 01:13:50,397 --> 01:13:52,132 DON'T SCREAM. 1281 01:13:52,198 --> 01:13:54,334 I NEVER SCREAM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1282 01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:55,835 I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY WITH ME, 1283 01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:56,836 TO CARRY YOU OVER THE BORDER, 1284 01:13:56,903 --> 01:13:57,904 SOMEPLACE WHERE WE CAN BE TOGETHER. 1285 01:13:57,971 --> 01:13:59,939 DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO ABDUCT ME? 1286 01:14:00,006 --> 01:14:01,808 YES. WE'VE DILLYDALLIED LONG ENOUGH. 1287 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:04,344 OH, BUT THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED, AND-- 1288 01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:06,846 AND, WELL, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO. 1289 01:14:06,913 --> 01:14:08,348 MY FATHER'S DOWNSTAIRS WAITING FOR ME, 1290 01:14:08,415 --> 01:14:10,250 AND WE HAVE A LOT OF GUESTS AND... 1291 01:14:10,316 --> 01:14:12,619 BUT IN AN ABDUCTION, THESE TRIVIAL THINGS DON'T MATTER. 1292 01:14:12,686 --> 01:14:14,854 BUT I'M NOT DRESSED. LOOK! 1293 01:14:14,921 --> 01:14:17,357 OH! OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON. 1294 01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:20,860 I HAD NO IDEA! I MEAN...I'M SORRY. 1295 01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:23,463 MAY I SEE YOU ABOUT THIS LATER, DOWNSTAIRS? 1296 01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:24,731 HMM, MAYBE. 1297 01:14:29,502 --> 01:14:31,371 [HUMMING] 1298 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:38,678 ^^ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME ^^ 1299 01:14:38,745 --> 01:14:41,281 ^^ HE TRIED TO ABDUCT ME ^^ 1300 01:14:41,348 --> 01:14:42,816 ^^ LA DA DE DUM ^^ 1301 01:14:42,882 --> 01:14:44,918 ^^ LA DA DE DUM ^^ 1302 01:14:44,984 --> 01:14:45,785 ^^ MM-HMM ^^ 1303 01:14:45,852 --> 01:14:47,721 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1304 01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:09,075 Sometime, this Don Jose has gotta stop 1305 01:15:09,142 --> 01:15:10,944 finding things for me to look at. 1306 01:18:44,591 --> 01:18:47,594 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1307 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,596 Keep the governor busy. 1308 01:18:49,662 --> 01:18:51,264 I gonna get the money now. 1309 01:18:51,331 --> 01:18:52,432 BUT ABOUT THE MONEY, I-- 1310 01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,234 BELIEVE ME, WE NEED IT! 1311 01:18:56,369 --> 01:18:57,370 [GASP] 1312 01:18:57,437 --> 01:18:59,873 AHA! NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1313 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:01,875 AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, TOO. 1314 01:19:01,941 --> 01:19:04,044 EVER SINCE YOU CAME HERE, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 1315 01:19:04,110 --> 01:19:05,679 AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, TOO. 1316 01:19:05,745 --> 01:19:07,480 YOU HAVE? 1317 01:19:07,547 --> 01:19:09,449 YES, I HAVE. 1318 01:19:09,516 --> 01:19:12,318 AND IF EVER I SAW A CRIMINAL FACE, YOU GOT IT. 1319 01:19:12,385 --> 01:19:13,787 OH, NO. 1320 01:19:13,853 --> 01:19:16,389 OH, YES. AND IF YOU DON'T KEEP OUT OF MY SIGHT, 1321 01:19:16,456 --> 01:19:18,591 I'M GONNA REMEMBER YOUR CRIME. 1322 01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:19,893 THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY. 1323 01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:21,061 BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1324 01:19:21,127 --> 01:19:22,896 YES, YOU DID. YOU KNOW WHAT. 1325 01:19:22,962 --> 01:19:24,297 NO, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DID I DO? 1326 01:19:24,364 --> 01:19:26,633 YES, YOU DO. IF YOU DON'T LOOK OUT, 1327 01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:28,668 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU? 1328 01:19:28,735 --> 01:19:30,070 NO. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 1329 01:19:30,136 --> 01:19:31,404 OH HO HO! YOU'LL FIND OUT. 1330 01:19:31,471 --> 01:19:32,839 NOW GET OUT, AND DON'T BOTHER ME! 1331 01:19:32,906 --> 01:19:33,840 YES, SIR. 1332 01:19:33,907 --> 01:19:36,009 WAIT A MINUTE. 1333 01:19:36,076 --> 01:19:37,477 WHERE IS THE TREASURY? 1334 01:19:37,544 --> 01:19:38,411 WELL, YOU GO THROUGH THAT DOOR, DOWN THE CORRIDOR, 1335 01:19:38,478 --> 01:19:39,846 TURN LEFT, THEN YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS. 1336 01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:41,348 THANKS. NOW GO ON. 1337 01:19:41,414 --> 01:19:42,482 YES, SIR. 1338 01:19:42,549 --> 01:19:44,351 WATCH THE BOTTOM STEP. IT'S LOOSE. 1339 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:45,452 ALL RIGHT. 1340 01:19:55,395 --> 01:19:56,863 YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 1341 01:19:56,930 --> 01:19:58,365 BOTH OF YOU WERE SIMPLY WONDERFUL. 1342 01:19:58,431 --> 01:20:00,900 WHY, IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DANCE I'VE EVER SEEN. 1343 01:20:00,967 --> 01:20:02,235 Woman: OH, YOUR EXCELLENCY. 1344 01:20:02,302 --> 01:20:04,637 HE TELLS THAT TO EVERY DANCER HE SEES. 1345 01:20:04,704 --> 01:20:06,940 WELL, I NEVER MET ANY DANCERS IN BOSTON. 1346 01:20:07,007 --> 01:20:09,642 BOSTON? HAS YOUR EXCELLENCY BEEN IN BOSTON? 1347 01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:11,044 WHY, YES, I-- 1348 01:20:11,111 --> 01:20:13,046 I MEAN, I CAME THROUGH BOSTON 1349 01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:14,481 ON MY WAY FROM MADRID, YOU SEE, 1350 01:20:14,547 --> 01:20:15,882 AND IT'S... 1351 01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:21,588 OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 1352 01:20:28,094 --> 01:20:33,299 Ricardo: ^^ I OFFER YOU THE MOON ^^ 1353 01:20:33,366 --> 01:20:37,404 ^^ SET IN A SUMMER SKY ^^ 1354 01:20:37,470 --> 01:20:43,743 ^^ THAT IS MINE TO GIVE, SENORITA ^^ 1355 01:20:46,112 --> 01:20:51,051 ^^ I OFFER YOU THE BREEZE ^^ 1356 01:20:51,117 --> 01:20:55,822 ^^ SINGING A LULLABY ^^ 1357 01:20:55,889 --> 01:21:02,128 ^^ THAT IS MINE TO GIVE, SENORITA ^^ 1358 01:21:03,563 --> 01:21:07,667 ^^ I CAN'T BRING A GOLDEN CROWN ^^ 1359 01:21:07,734 --> 01:21:12,505 ^^ SET WITH PEARLS AND RUBIES RARE ^^ 1360 01:21:12,572 --> 01:21:16,343 ^^ BUT I CAN BRING A ROSE ^^ 1361 01:21:16,409 --> 01:21:22,515 ^^ AND PLACE IT IN YOUR HAIR ^^ 1362 01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:26,786 ^^ I OFFER YOU THESE THINGS ^^ 1363 01:21:26,853 --> 01:21:28,855 ^^ AH ^^ 1364 01:21:28,922 --> 01:21:33,193 ^^ THAT COME FROM UP ABOVE ^^ 1365 01:21:33,259 --> 01:21:40,166 ^^ I GIVE THEM AND MY LOVE TO YOU ^^ 1366 01:21:40,233 --> 01:21:42,702 ^^ AH ^^ 1367 01:21:42,769 --> 01:21:47,207 ^^ YOU CAN'T BRING A GOLDEN CROWN ^^ 1368 01:21:47,273 --> 01:21:50,877 ^^ SET WITH PEARLS AND RUBIES RARE ^^ 1369 01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:52,045 ^^ MMM ^^ 1370 01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:56,983 ^^ BUT I CAN BRING A ROSE ^^ 1371 01:21:57,050 --> 01:21:59,753 ^^ AND PLACE IT IN YOUR HAIR ^^ 1372 01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:02,655 ^^ AH ^^ 1373 01:22:02,722 --> 01:22:09,329 ^^ I OFFER YOU THESE THINGS ^^ 1374 01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:12,966 ^^ THAT COME FROM UP ABOVE ^^ 1375 01:22:13,033 --> 01:22:29,149 Together: ^^ I GIVE THEM AND MY LOVE TO YOU ^^ 1376 01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:33,386 TERESA, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 1377 01:22:33,453 --> 01:22:35,388 YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE. 1378 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:37,957 I'VE NEVER SAID IT TO ANYONE BEFORE. 1379 01:22:38,024 --> 01:22:40,393 BUT IT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID THE MOMENT I SAW YOU, 1380 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:42,328 BECAUSE I KNEW IT THEN. 1381 01:22:42,395 --> 01:22:45,065 YES... 1382 01:22:45,131 --> 01:22:46,900 BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM POSSIBLE 1383 01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:48,568 IT COULD HAPPEN SO FAST. 1384 01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:52,072 I--I COULDN'T ADMIT IT TO MYSELF. 1385 01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:53,707 BUT IT'S TRUE. IT DID HAPPEN. 1386 01:22:55,842 --> 01:22:58,178 YES, I--I KNOW. 1387 01:22:58,244 --> 01:22:59,446 TERESA... 1388 01:22:59,512 --> 01:23:01,014 Chico: RICARDO! 1389 01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,215 RI-- 1390 01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:08,688 SENORITA, YOUR FATHER'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 1391 01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:10,256 BUT, CHICO, TERESA AND I WERE JUST-- 1392 01:23:10,323 --> 01:23:12,258 YOU STAY HERE. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1393 01:23:12,325 --> 01:23:14,127 WELL, DON'T KEEP YOUR FATHER WAITING. 1394 01:23:14,194 --> 01:23:16,029 OH, OH, RICARDO, I-- 1395 01:23:16,096 --> 01:23:17,697 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 1396 01:23:17,764 --> 01:23:19,199 SHE'LL TELL YOU LATER? 1397 01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:20,867 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU NOW. 1398 01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:22,535 WHY, CHICO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1399 01:23:22,602 --> 01:23:23,937 YOU'VE GOT COBWEBS ON YOU! 1400 01:23:24,004 --> 01:23:26,439 BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ALL I GOT ON ME. 1401 01:23:26,506 --> 01:23:29,776 THAT ROBBER, THAT FINE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA-- 1402 01:23:29,843 --> 01:23:32,078 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN THE TREASURY? 1403 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,049 12 STINKING PESOS! 1404 01:23:36,116 --> 01:23:38,418 AND BELIEVE ME, THEY LOOK HOMEMADE! 1405 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,989 COME ON. NOW WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE FOR SURE! 1406 01:23:43,056 --> 01:23:44,224 WONDERFUL! 1407 01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:45,892 ONLY I'D LIKE TO WAIT FOR TERESA. 1408 01:23:45,959 --> 01:23:47,527 OH, CHICO, I HOPE SHE GOES WITH US. 1409 01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:49,129 WHY DO YOU WANT HER TO GO WITH US? 1410 01:23:49,195 --> 01:23:50,797 YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO KISS HER. 1411 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:53,400 BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. I WANT TO MARRY HER. 1412 01:23:53,466 --> 01:23:54,868 I WANT HER FOR A LIFETIME. 1413 01:23:54,934 --> 01:23:56,603 A LI... 1414 01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:57,871 LIFETIME? 1415 01:23:59,739 --> 01:24:02,342 OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S DIFFERENT. 1416 01:24:02,409 --> 01:24:04,778 THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 1417 01:24:04,844 --> 01:24:06,179 GET ON YOUR HORSE, 1418 01:24:06,246 --> 01:24:08,615 RIDE AWAY FROM HERE, NEVER SEE HER NO MORE. 1419 01:24:08,682 --> 01:24:10,450 OH, I COULDN'T DO THAT! 1420 01:24:10,517 --> 01:24:12,786 THEN I DON'T THINK YOU LOVE HER TOO MUCH. 1421 01:24:12,852 --> 01:24:14,721 I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1422 01:24:21,928 --> 01:24:24,464 LITTLE ONE, IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER SOMETHING. 1423 01:24:24,531 --> 01:24:26,199 YOU ARE A BANDIT! 1424 01:24:26,266 --> 01:24:27,867 AND THAT IS WHAT YOU DECIDED TO BE, NO? 1425 01:24:27,934 --> 01:24:30,370 YES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT SAYS 1426 01:24:30,437 --> 01:24:32,205 A BANDIT CAN'T HAVE A WIFE, CHICO. 1427 01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:34,307 WHY, IN ALL THE BOOKS I'VE READ, IT JUST-- 1428 01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:35,675 BOOKS! 1429 01:24:35,742 --> 01:24:38,378 THIS IS NOT A BOOK, RICARDO MIO. 1430 01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:40,380 THIS IS NOT A DREAM YOU ARE DREAMING. 1431 01:24:40,447 --> 01:24:42,816 BUT THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW. 1432 01:24:42,882 --> 01:24:44,884 A BANDIT'S LIFE-- 1433 01:24:44,951 --> 01:24:48,321 HARD, SOMETIMES VERY SHORT. 1434 01:24:48,388 --> 01:24:50,457 BUT THERE ARE ALSO GOOD THINGS IN A BANDIT'S LIFE-- 1435 01:24:50,523 --> 01:24:53,827 UH, FREEDOM, EXCITEMENT, AND ADVENTURE. 1436 01:24:53,893 --> 01:24:55,762 SURE, FOR YOU. 1437 01:24:55,829 --> 01:24:59,399 BUT FOR A GENTLE YOUNG GIRL LIKE TERESA 1438 01:24:59,466 --> 01:25:02,335 TO SPEND HER LIFE HIDING, RUNNING AWAY, 1439 01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:03,436 IN DANGER... 1440 01:25:03,503 --> 01:25:05,905 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR HER? 1441 01:25:05,972 --> 01:25:07,707 NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT. 1442 01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:09,109 SURE NOT. 1443 01:25:10,744 --> 01:25:11,778 IT'S FUNNY. 1444 01:25:13,246 --> 01:25:14,748 BECAUSE I'M A BANDIT CHIEF, 1445 01:25:14,814 --> 01:25:16,583 I WAS ABLE TO WIN MY HEROINE. 1446 01:25:16,649 --> 01:25:18,351 AND BECAUSE I'M A BANDIT CHIEF, 1447 01:25:18,418 --> 01:25:19,619 I HAVE TO GIVE HER UP. 1448 01:25:22,155 --> 01:25:24,190 I REALIZE I HAVE NO RIGHT TO HER, CHICO. 1449 01:25:24,257 --> 01:25:25,792 LET'S GO. 1450 01:25:29,763 --> 01:25:31,631 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1451 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,076 Teresa: ^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^ 1452 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:46,613 ^^ DON'T BE BLIND, IT'S ALL AROUND YOU ^^ 1453 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:50,850 ^^ EVERYWHERE ^^ 1454 01:25:50,917 --> 01:25:53,853 ^^ TAKE IT, TAKE A CHANCE NOW ^^ 1455 01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,588 ^^ FOR ROMANCE NOW ^^ 1456 01:25:55,655 --> 01:26:00,827 ^^ TELL SOME ONE THAT YOU CARE ^^ 1457 01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:04,330 ^^ SPRING LOVE COMES UPON YOU ^^ 1458 01:26:04,397 --> 01:26:08,368 ^^ WHEN IT'S GONE, YOU FEEL DESPAIR ^^ 1459 01:26:08,435 --> 01:26:11,538 ^^ SOON, THOUGH, IN THE MOONGLOW ^^ 1460 01:26:11,604 --> 01:26:15,408 ^^ YOU'LL FIND THAT A NEW LOVE IS THERE ^^ 1461 01:26:15,475 --> 01:26:18,211 ^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^ 1462 01:26:18,278 --> 01:26:21,514 ^^ FATE DESIGNED IT TO BE WAITING ^^ 1463 01:26:21,581 --> 01:26:25,752 ^^ EVERYWHERE ^^ 1464 01:26:25,819 --> 01:26:32,459 ^^ IT MAY HIDE FROM YOU FOR A WHILE ^^ 1465 01:26:32,525 --> 01:26:39,466 ^^ IT MAY COME TONIGHT IN A FIRE ^^ 1466 01:26:39,532 --> 01:26:43,203 ^^ FAN THE FLAME OF A NEW LOVE ^^ 1467 01:26:43,269 --> 01:26:46,573 ^^ IN THE ARMS OF A NEW LOVE ^^ 1468 01:26:46,639 --> 01:26:52,979 ^^ TAKE THAT CHANCE ON LOVE ^^ 1469 01:26:53,046 --> 01:26:54,714 ^^ AH... ^^ 1470 01:27:32,819 --> 01:27:35,622 ^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^ 1471 01:27:35,689 --> 01:27:39,492 ^^ DON'T BE BLIND, IT'S ALL AROUND YOU ^^ 1472 01:27:39,559 --> 01:27:43,096 ^^ EVERYWHERE ^^ 1473 01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:45,465 ^^ AH ^^ 1474 01:27:46,566 --> 01:27:53,540 ^^ AH ^^ 1475 01:27:53,606 --> 01:27:55,408 [APPLAUSE] 1476 01:27:59,612 --> 01:28:01,581 LITTLE ONE, COME ON. LET US GET OUT. 1477 01:28:03,183 --> 01:28:04,718 Isabella: GENERAL TORRO, THIS IS THE MOMENT 1478 01:28:04,784 --> 01:28:06,319 FOR WHICH I'VE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING. 1479 01:28:06,386 --> 01:28:07,320 BUT WE GOT BUSINESS-- 1480 01:28:07,387 --> 01:28:08,555 LET US DANCE. 1481 01:28:08,621 --> 01:28:10,256 BUT I DON'T DANCE TOO GOOD. 1482 01:28:12,892 --> 01:28:14,494 DARLING! 1483 01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:15,895 TERESA, I-- 1484 01:28:15,962 --> 01:28:17,997 WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT 1485 01:28:18,064 --> 01:28:20,900 I'LL GO AWAY WITH YOU NOW. 1486 01:28:20,967 --> 01:28:22,502 THAT IS, IF YOU STILL WANT ME TO. 1487 01:28:22,569 --> 01:28:25,405 TERESA, UH... 1488 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,041 I'M A BANDIT, AND MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO REALIZE-- 1489 01:28:28,108 --> 01:28:29,843 I WOULDN'T HAVE YOU ANY OTHER WAY. 1490 01:28:29,909 --> 01:28:31,211 SHALL WE GO? 1491 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:37,917 UH, TERESA, WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME, JUST THIS ONCE? 1492 01:28:39,419 --> 01:28:40,854 ALL RIGHT. 1493 01:29:05,211 --> 01:29:06,379 AH, GENERAL, 1494 01:29:06,446 --> 01:29:08,481 YOUR DANCING IS JUST LIKE YOU ARE-- 1495 01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:09,649 COMPLICATED. 1496 01:29:09,716 --> 01:29:11,051 YES, I THINK SO. 1497 01:29:17,457 --> 01:29:18,992 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 1498 01:29:19,059 --> 01:29:20,927 I KNOW THAT FACE FROM-- 1499 01:29:27,233 --> 01:29:28,435 AIEE! 1500 01:29:29,569 --> 01:29:31,738 Man: STOP! STOP! 1501 01:29:31,805 --> 01:29:33,840 STOP EVERYTHING, IN THE KING'S NAME! 1502 01:29:33,907 --> 01:29:35,709 I AM COUNT BELMONTE. 1503 01:29:35,775 --> 01:29:37,777 GUARDS, THOSE TWO MEN ARE IMPOSTORS. SEIZE THEM! 1504 01:29:40,246 --> 01:29:41,614 WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR? 1505 01:29:41,681 --> 01:29:43,049 WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR? 1506 01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:44,918 WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR, I SAY? 1507 01:29:44,984 --> 01:29:47,420 I-I'M DON JOSE, THE GOVERNOR. 1508 01:29:47,487 --> 01:29:49,622 YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE THAT MAY COST YOU YOUR HEAD. 1509 01:29:51,224 --> 01:29:54,427 YOU'RE JUST WHAT I EXPECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1510 01:29:54,494 --> 01:29:58,098 SEND ALL THESE PEOPLE HOME-- EVERYBODY. GET RID OF THEM. 1511 01:29:58,164 --> 01:29:59,566 BRING THOSE TWO MEN HERE! 1512 01:30:02,769 --> 01:30:04,437 LOOK AT THIS MAN, GOVERNOR. 1513 01:30:04,504 --> 01:30:06,706 THIS, YOU FOOL, IS THE MAN KNOWN AS THE KISSING BANDIT; 1514 01:30:06,773 --> 01:30:08,375 THE OTHER, HIS CHIEF ACCOMPLICE. 1515 01:30:08,441 --> 01:30:11,011 GUARDS, TAKE THEM AWAY! THROW THEM IN CHAINS! 1516 01:30:11,077 --> 01:30:13,079 HAVE A GALLOWS BUILT! HANG THEM! 1517 01:30:16,449 --> 01:30:17,717 OH, COUNT BELMONTE, PLEASE. 1518 01:30:17,784 --> 01:30:19,486 YOU CAN'T HANG THEM. YOU JUST CAN'T! 1519 01:30:19,552 --> 01:30:20,653 AND WHO IS THIS? 1520 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,722 THIS IS MY DAUGHTER TERESA. 1521 01:30:22,789 --> 01:30:25,525 SHE IS VERY PLEASED TO WELCOME YOUR EXCELLENCY. 1522 01:30:25,592 --> 01:30:28,228 IF THE SENORITA WOULD HONOR ME 1523 01:30:28,294 --> 01:30:29,796 WITH HER PRESENCE FOR A WHILE, 1524 01:30:29,863 --> 01:30:32,499 I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO FEEL MORE KINDLY TOWARD HER FATHER 1525 01:30:32,565 --> 01:30:34,901 AND THIS ENTIRE, DISGRACEFUL SITUATION. 1526 01:30:34,968 --> 01:30:37,671 OH, SH-SHE WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 1527 01:30:37,737 --> 01:30:39,406 WOULDN'T YOU, DEAR? 1528 01:30:39,472 --> 01:30:41,274 SHE WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 1529 01:30:43,476 --> 01:30:45,278 Belmonte: HANG THE BANDITS AT DAWN. 1530 01:30:48,481 --> 01:30:49,983 AHEM. GREETINGS, GENTLEMEN. 1531 01:30:50,050 --> 01:30:52,419 Chico: WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 1532 01:30:52,485 --> 01:30:54,087 WELL, I'VE BEEN DEMOTED TO PRIVATE. 1533 01:30:54,154 --> 01:30:55,922 NOW, THAT MAY SOUND BAD TO YOU, 1534 01:30:55,989 --> 01:30:58,191 BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PRIVATES ARE THE ONLY ONES 1535 01:30:58,258 --> 01:30:59,526 THE GOVERNOR CAN AFFORD TO PAY. 1536 01:30:59,592 --> 01:31:01,194 SO NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1537 01:31:01,261 --> 01:31:03,363 I'M GETTING MONEY FOR BEING IN THE ARMY. 1538 01:31:03,430 --> 01:31:05,832 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR LAST SUPPER? 1539 01:31:05,899 --> 01:31:07,867 I DON'T WANT NOTHING. 1540 01:31:07,934 --> 01:31:09,436 BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT, GOMEZ? 1541 01:31:09,502 --> 01:31:11,938 BECAUSE MAYBE THIS IS YOUR LAST SUPPER, TOO. 1542 01:31:12,005 --> 01:31:14,808 YOU'RE IN PRETTY MUCH HOT WATER, AREN'T YOU? 1543 01:31:14,874 --> 01:31:17,310 I AM? AGAIN? 1544 01:31:17,377 --> 01:31:19,045 DON'T YOU THINK SO? 1545 01:31:19,112 --> 01:31:21,881 WHY, NO. WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? 1546 01:31:21,948 --> 01:31:24,551 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE KING IS GONNA SAY 1547 01:31:24,617 --> 01:31:26,386 WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU THREW ME, 1548 01:31:26,453 --> 01:31:28,388 THE CHIEF OF POLICE, IN JAIL? 1549 01:31:28,455 --> 01:31:30,123 AND ME-- COUNT BELMONTE? 1550 01:31:30,190 --> 01:31:32,158 BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE JUST IMPERSONATING THESE PEOPLE, THAT'S ALL. 1551 01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:33,393 WHO SAID THAT? 1552 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:34,494 OH, EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 1553 01:31:34,561 --> 01:31:35,895 DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1554 01:31:35,962 --> 01:31:38,398 BUT YOU'RE NOT GENERAL TORRO AND COUNT BELMONTE, ARE YOU? 1555 01:31:38,465 --> 01:31:39,899 WEREN'T WE INTRODUCED TO YOU 1556 01:31:39,966 --> 01:31:41,801 BY THE GOVERNOR AS BELMONTE AND TORRO? 1557 01:31:41,868 --> 01:31:43,970 DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNOR WOULD LIE TO YOU? 1558 01:31:44,037 --> 01:31:46,906 THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY ABOUT THE GOVERNOR. 1559 01:31:46,973 --> 01:31:48,408 I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, GOMEZ. 1560 01:31:48,475 --> 01:31:50,143 I'D BE MORE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU. 1561 01:31:50,210 --> 01:31:52,812 PLEASE, PUT DOWN THE KEYS. THEY MAKE ME NERVOUS. 1562 01:31:52,879 --> 01:31:54,914 EVERYTHING WAS ALL CLEAR TO ME UNTIL A LITTLE WHILE AGO. 1563 01:31:54,981 --> 01:31:56,616 WELL, LISTEN TO ME, AND WE'LL CLEAR IT ALL UP FOR YOU. 1564 01:31:56,683 --> 01:31:58,084 IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE. 1565 01:31:58,151 --> 01:31:59,853 IT'S REALLY NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND AT ALL. 1566 01:31:59,919 --> 01:32:01,354 WE TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 1567 01:32:01,421 --> 01:32:02,856 WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE, YOU SEE... 1568 01:32:02,922 --> 01:32:04,557 YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1569 01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:08,361 NOW, DON'T GO NOPLACE. 1570 01:32:08,428 --> 01:32:10,897 Gomez: LOOK, THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 1571 01:32:20,607 --> 01:32:22,308 WHAT'S THE MATTER? GO ON, GO ON! 1572 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:23,476 LOOK! 1573 01:32:28,481 --> 01:32:30,884 SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALONE WITH A MAN LIKE HIM! 1574 01:32:30,950 --> 01:32:33,486 BUT IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. GO ON! 1575 01:32:36,122 --> 01:32:37,524 THIS IS MY BUSINESS! 1576 01:32:37,590 --> 01:32:39,759 Chico: AIEE! 1577 01:32:48,802 --> 01:32:51,404 THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL. 1578 01:32:51,471 --> 01:32:53,406 AND YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! 1579 01:32:53,473 --> 01:32:56,509 Belmonte: TORRO! DON JOSE! CALL OUT THE GUARDS! 1580 01:32:56,576 --> 01:32:59,212 TORRO! TORRO! 1581 01:33:02,148 --> 01:33:04,184 STAY OUT OF THIS, CHICO. THIS IS MY AFFAIR. 1582 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:06,553 TORRO, DRAW YOUR SWORD AND CUT THESE MEN TO RIBBONS! 1583 01:33:10,423 --> 01:33:13,493 YOU STAY OUT, AND THEY STAY OUT! 1584 01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,528 TERESA, YOU'D BETTER GO INSIDE. 1585 01:33:15,595 --> 01:33:17,297 THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY. 1586 01:33:17,364 --> 01:33:19,299 VERY WELL, RICARDO. 1587 01:33:19,366 --> 01:33:20,867 NOW, ARE YOU READY? 1588 01:33:20,934 --> 01:33:23,470 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I DON'T FIGHT PEASANTS! 1589 01:33:23,536 --> 01:33:24,738 PUT UP YOUR FISTS! 1590 01:33:26,873 --> 01:33:28,074 HOW UNFAIR! 1591 01:33:31,978 --> 01:33:33,380 HOLD IT! STOP IT! 1592 01:33:33,446 --> 01:33:35,015 I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN JAIL! 1593 01:33:37,684 --> 01:33:39,819 YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP COUNT BELMONTE. 1594 01:33:39,886 --> 01:33:42,222 WELL, I...NO. 1595 01:33:42,288 --> 01:33:44,891 BUT I SHOULDN'T HELP A MAN WHO IS A BANDIT. 1596 01:33:44,958 --> 01:33:47,160 IT'LL BE MUCH BETTER IF HE WINS. 1597 01:33:47,227 --> 01:33:49,329 WELL, I-I... 1598 01:33:49,396 --> 01:33:50,730 AH, GENERAL. 1599 01:33:50,797 --> 01:33:53,099 I MEAN... MR. BANDIT. 1600 01:33:56,903 --> 01:33:59,039 BUT EVEN IF RICARDO WINS, 1601 01:33:59,105 --> 01:34:00,407 HE'S STILL A BANDIT. 1602 01:34:00,473 --> 01:34:02,008 SURELY YOU CAN PARDON HIM, CAN'T YOU? 1603 01:34:02,075 --> 01:34:03,376 YOU'RE THE GOVERNOR, AREN'T YOU? 1604 01:34:07,647 --> 01:34:10,417 THAT STILL LEAVES THE PROBLEM OF BELMONTE. 1605 01:34:10,483 --> 01:34:13,186 YOU COULD ORDER HIM OUT OF THE TERRITORY, COULDN'T YOU? 1606 01:34:13,253 --> 01:34:15,021 HE GOES BACK WITHOUT THE TAXES, 1607 01:34:15,088 --> 01:34:16,690 ALFONSO WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD. 1608 01:34:16,756 --> 01:34:17,757 WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 1609 01:34:27,534 --> 01:34:28,568 AIEE! 1610 01:34:29,936 --> 01:34:31,538 WHY DON'T YOU APPOINT SOMEONE 1611 01:34:31,604 --> 01:34:33,139 TO COLLECT THE MONEY FOR YOU? 1612 01:34:33,206 --> 01:34:35,075 WHOM? 1613 01:34:35,141 --> 01:34:38,478 YOU HAVE A MAN RIGHT OVER HERE WHO HAS MORE EXPERIENCE 1614 01:34:38,545 --> 01:34:41,715 COLLECTING MONEY THAN ANYONE ELSE IN CALIFORNIA. 1615 01:34:41,781 --> 01:34:43,049 I DON'T WANT THE JOB. 1616 01:34:43,116 --> 01:34:44,551 THERE'LL BE A COMMISSION. 1617 01:34:44,617 --> 01:34:45,985 THEN MAYBE I'LL TAKE IT. 1618 01:34:46,052 --> 01:34:47,220 YOU'RE HIRED. 1619 01:34:47,287 --> 01:34:48,455 THERE'S MY MAN TO HELP YOU. 1620 01:34:48,521 --> 01:34:50,323 I DON'T WANT YOUR MAN. I GOT MY OWN. 1621 01:34:50,390 --> 01:34:51,424 IT'S A DEAL. 1622 01:35:14,647 --> 01:35:15,815 WELL, JOSE, 1623 01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:17,450 YOU ARE THE GOVERNOR, AREN'T YOU? 1624 01:35:22,322 --> 01:35:25,859 BELMONTE, GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA! 1625 01:35:25,925 --> 01:35:27,360 I'M THE GOVERNOR! 1626 01:35:27,427 --> 01:35:29,329 FINE, LITTLE ONE. 1627 01:35:29,396 --> 01:35:31,765 Torro: COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1628 01:35:31,831 --> 01:35:36,002 THIS CALIFORNIA CLIMATE DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, EITHER. 1629 01:35:36,069 --> 01:35:39,339 Isabella: I THINK YOU'LL FIND TERESA WAITING FOR YOU INSIDE. 1630 01:35:39,406 --> 01:35:41,941 THANK YOU, DONA ISABELLA, BUT I CAN'T STAY. 1631 01:35:42,008 --> 01:35:43,443 IF SHE CARED FOR ME AT ALL, 1632 01:35:43,510 --> 01:35:45,111 IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS A BANDIT. 1633 01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:46,946 I'M NO LONGER A BANDIT. 1634 01:35:47,013 --> 01:35:49,949 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING UP TO PACK. 1635 01:35:50,016 --> 01:35:51,785 RUN AFTER HIM, CHICO. 1636 01:35:51,851 --> 01:35:53,286 MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND. 1637 01:35:53,353 --> 01:35:55,555 AFTER ALL, YOU'VE BEEN OUTLAWS TOGETHER. 1638 01:35:55,622 --> 01:35:57,657 WHY NOT IN-LAWS TOGETHER? 1639 01:35:57,724 --> 01:35:58,758 YE-YEAH. 1640 01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:01,094 TOGETHER? 1641 01:36:04,631 --> 01:36:06,332 Y-YOU CANNOT DO IT, LITTLE ONE. 1642 01:36:06,399 --> 01:36:07,834 YOU CANNOT GO AWAY. 1643 01:36:07,901 --> 01:36:09,135 I'M SORRY, CHICO. 1644 01:36:09,202 --> 01:36:11,171 I'M GOING BACK TO BOSTON. I MADE UP MY MIND. 1645 01:36:11,237 --> 01:36:12,605 PLEASE, RICARDO. 1646 01:36:14,374 --> 01:36:17,243 GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK TO TERESA FIRST. 1647 01:36:17,310 --> 01:36:19,112 NO, CHICO. IT'S ALL OVER WITH. 1648 01:36:19,179 --> 01:36:22,349 THEN THINK OF ME. I'M IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 1649 01:36:22,415 --> 01:36:24,918 I CANNOT FACE IT ALONE! 1650 01:36:24,984 --> 01:36:27,420 IT'S THAT-- THAT ISABELLA. 1651 01:36:27,487 --> 01:36:30,423 I AM AFRAID I AM ENGAGED. 1652 01:36:30,490 --> 01:36:32,692 OH, IT'S... FINE NEWS, CHICO. 1653 01:36:32,759 --> 01:36:33,860 I DON'T KNOW. 1654 01:36:33,927 --> 01:36:35,095 CONGRATULATIONS. 1655 01:36:35,161 --> 01:36:37,597 FOR ME, THERE'S NOTHING, I GUESS-- 1656 01:36:37,664 --> 01:36:40,400 NO MORE ADVENTURE, NO MORE ROMANCE... 1657 01:36:40,467 --> 01:36:47,073 Teresa: ^^ IF YOU'LL STILL KISS ME ^^ 1658 01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:55,682 ^^ I HOPE YOU'LL RETURN HERE SOME DAY ^^ 1659 01:36:55,749 --> 01:37:02,789 ^^ IF YOU STEAL MY DREAMS, DEAR ^^ 1660 01:37:02,856 --> 01:37:04,391 ^^ PLEASE GIVE THEM BACK... ^^ 1661 01:37:04,457 --> 01:37:07,761 TERESA, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND! 1662 01:37:07,827 --> 01:37:10,897 ^^ SOME WAY ^^ 1663 01:37:10,964 --> 01:37:19,072 ^^ IF YOU TAKE MY MIDNIGHT ^^ 1664 01:37:19,139 --> 01:37:24,244 ^^ PLEASE BRING IT BACK WITH THE DAWN... ^^ 1665 01:37:24,310 --> 01:37:26,179 THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU! 1666 01:37:26,246 --> 01:37:34,154 ^^ BUT IF YOU STEAL MY HEART, DEAR ^^ 1667 01:37:34,220 --> 01:37:41,861 ^^ I'LL KNOW IT'S GONE ^^ 1668 01:37:41,928 --> 01:37:48,768 ^^ FOREVER GONE ^^ 1669 01:37:50,403 --> 01:37:52,539 TERESA, LOOK, I'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU. 1670 01:37:52,605 --> 01:37:54,207 I AM NOT A BANDIT. 1671 01:37:54,274 --> 01:37:55,975 MY FATHER WAS THE KISSING BANDIT. 1672 01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:57,610 I WAS NEVER A BANDIT. 1673 01:37:57,677 --> 01:38:00,347 I COULDN'T BE A BANDIT IN A MILLION YEARS. 1674 01:38:00,413 --> 01:38:03,483 I-I DIDN'T INHERIT ONE SINGLE THING FROM MY FATHER-- 1675 01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:07,420 NOT ONE SINGLE THING. 1676 01:38:11,758 --> 01:38:12,959 AIEE! 1677 01:38:16,396 --> 01:38:17,931 MMM... 1678 01:38:26,406 --> 01:38:27,607 OR DID I? 1679 01:38:31,511 --> 01:38:34,447 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 1680 01:38:34,514 --> 01:38:36,383 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1681 01:38:36,449 --> 01:38:38,418 --www.ncicap.org-- 118006