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I know I'm the last person that you
want to hear from right now, Chris,
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and I...
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I can't apologize enough for...
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I know that you're mad,
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but from the bottom
of my heart...
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I really am sorry,
I'm just trying to...
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What were you gonna say?
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I was saying...
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I am just trying to apologize!
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And I just thought
you were my fucking friend!
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Set me up to take the fall and
then you try to send me to prison,
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and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?
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- "Cut it!"
- Dude, we're off it!
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- We are?
- I am getting so many moral judgments from people
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who regularly kill people.
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I don't kill people
for nothing, all right?
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- When my brother died, I made a vow...
- Right, "the vow."
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- Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.
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So, unlike Keith, no one would
ever die for no reason again.
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Well, that's fucking stupid!
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So, you're gonna make it so that
death isn't meaningless anymore?
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Go fuck yourself!
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I read your file, Chris.
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It was an accident!
You were a child!
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Don't forgive me, that's fine.
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But stop letting that shit
define who you are.
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Are you guys
serious right now?
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We just had a really sick time
murdering Peacemaker's dad,
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then all these hilarious
fart jokes,
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just, like,
an all-time classic run,
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with my best friend,
my second-best friend, Eagly,
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my fifth best friend, Adebayo,
and now you guys are ruining it.
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Mom, there are way more
Butterflies than we thought
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and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,
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maybe you could call in
the Justice League?
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?
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- Yes.
- Do we have time to wait for backup?
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No. They're teleporting
the creature out of here!
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Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.
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This is our only chance
to stop them,
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then we're back
to square-fucking-one.
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Then we're back to square one.
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All right.
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All right, I will tell her.
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Fine. My mom says
you're in charge
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and Economos and I should stay
back in case anything goes wrong.
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Copy, Mom.
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Yes, ma'am.
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How much longer
is it going to be?
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The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.
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As soon it is, we'll move her
to the Eastern Base.
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Quickly, please.
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Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.
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If Waller is your mom,
why is your last name Adebayo?
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I took my wife's name.
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Doesn't that make you
the girl in the relationship?
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We're both girls
in the relationship, Adrian.
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That's what being a lesbian is.
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Hey, Peacemaker...
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what do these do?
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This is Underwater World,
allows you to breathe underwater.
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Okay, not sure
how we can use that.
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This one's Scabies For All.
Upon activation,
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it gives everybody
in a one-mile radius scabies,
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except, of course,
the wearer of the helmet.
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This one is Anti-Gravity.
Allows you to float.
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- Aimlessly?
- No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.
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This is Sonic Boom. It's the one
I used to stop the rocker chick.
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How many booms does it produce
on one charge?
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I don't know, three, maybe four.
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This one,
we should just throw away.
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- What is it?
- Human Torpedo.
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So, you aim your head
at whatever you want to destroy
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- and you become a...
- Human torpedo.
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Sweet.
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Yeah, only sweet if you wanna risk
shattering every bone in your body.
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It's just a prototype.
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Okay, so let's say I want to get
this Sonic Boom helmet
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onto the top of that barn
over there without being seen?
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Just the helmet itself?
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No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it
and activate it from here.
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And then maybe you can put on
Activate Anti-Gravity
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and just float it over there.
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- Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan,
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but, you know...
...once in the jungles of Cambodia,
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I used two
oversized palm fronds as...
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Guys!
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Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
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Did you say
"Activate Anti-Gravity?"
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No. Maybe. I don't know.
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You can't fucking say that shit!
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- I didn't know it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.
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I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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I know, bro!
I was being sarcastic.
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If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people
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so there's no confusion.
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Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom Helmet
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over to the barn?
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Well, we can shoot
a fishing line over to the barn
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from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet slide down.
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- Like Green Arrow?
- No, not like Green Arrow.
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That dude goes
to Brony conventions
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dressed as the back half
of Twilight Sparkle
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with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.
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Maybe it's so
he can breathe properly.
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You actually believe that shit?
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He has an insane story
for every single superhero.
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No, I actually heard
that's true about Green Arrow.
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But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.
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- And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.
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Look, it doesn't even matter
we don't have any bows.
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But we do have a team member
capable of flight.
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Get the fuck out.
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That's right. Good. Okay.
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I need you
to take that helmet...
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...and drop it on top of that barn.
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No way can an eagle understand
what you're saying.
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Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.
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No, Eagly, take it.
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No, Eagly, just, take...
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Take the helmet.
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Take it! Take it.
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I know you don't like her.
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The mean, blonde woman
has nothing to do with this.
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- No, no.
- No.
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- No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.
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- Take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.
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Eagly, take the helmet.
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Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.
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Go, Eagly.
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Go to the barn. Go to the barn.
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Shit.
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I knew there was no way he knew
what you were talking about!
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Peacemaker is a great guy
in almost every way,
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but his biggest flaw
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is that he commonly
overestimates Eagly's abilities.
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Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.
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We need to fan out
and look for the helmet.
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Easy. Easy.
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Do you see anything over there?
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I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.
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No, dude.
I'm talking about the helmet.
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Well, then you should
be more specific.
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We're looking for a helmet,
why do I care if you saw ants?
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Because
the circle of life, bro.
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What do ants have to do
with the circle of life?
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They're one
of the most important
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parts of it.
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How are ants
a more important part
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of the circle of life
than, like, fish?
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Is that
a serious question?
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What?
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There are shitloads of ants.
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How many fish are there?
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I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!
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Not in one place
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at the same time, dude.
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Okay, I am as confused as fuck
by this conversation.
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Yeah? Well, welcome
to the fucking club!
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Oh, fuck.
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So...
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...why'd you change your mind
and decide to come?
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I saw an eagle hug a human.
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So, I thought
maybe it was a sign.
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- To risk your life?
- Yep.
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Why wasn't it a sign to, like,
run in the opposite direction?
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Fuck!
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We're never gonna find
this dumb fucking hat.
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You thought you could lose me
by killing me, boy?
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I'm in your head.
I'm the reason you kill
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and the reason
you can't sleep at night.
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My body may be gone,
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but the rest of me
is right here!
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- And I ain't going nowhere!
- Shit.
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- The fuck are you doing?
- Getting my poison blow gun, fucko.
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Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cumstain?
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You're metaphorical, douchewad.
My gun is real.
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I don't want the Butterflies
to hear.
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I almost tricked you,
fuck nugget.
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You didn't trick shit,
you ballsack-looking fuck.
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I immediately went
for my blow gun.
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I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!
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How do you like that, huh?
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Thanks for coming back, ghost,
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so I could kill you
all over again.
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Smith?
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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Holy shit.
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Whoa.
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I need you to do
something else for me.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barn
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is by one of us
going in undercover.
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They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.
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Cool. I'll do it.
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You can't do it, man.
Goff knows what we look like.
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I'll wear a funny nose.
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John, you're the only one.
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I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?
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- I washed them in the creek.
- Why?
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One of the things us warriors
seldom talk about
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is how often people
shit themselves when they die.
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It's a touch of gray in the
white cloud of kicking ass.
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So, now, you want me
to risk my life
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while wearing diarrhea pants?
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Hey, nobody said anything
about diarrhea. I said it was shit.
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- Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.
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John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.
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- Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.
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Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.
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They're aliens.
Do they even speak English?
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They retain the memories of
the bodies they've taken over.
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So, they seem to primarily
use English when communicating.
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Fuck. Fine!
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Would you look away?
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Happily.
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- John, you copy?
- Yes. Copy.
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Don't look back!
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They're everywhere.
This is fucking stupid.
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Remain calm.
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Head towards the barn
like you know what you're doing.
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- Relax your face.
- Shut up, I know.
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Hey!
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Fuck.
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Where are you going?
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- I'm going inside.
- Why?
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Fuck!
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Because of this bag.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Okay. Just wanted to make sure.
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How the fuck did that work?
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Sorry.
I have a real bad gag reflex.
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Oh, shit.
I'm good. I'm good.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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I can't do this.
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I can't do this.
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John, you're already inside.
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You're doing great.
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Please. What's there?
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Uh... Stairs...
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and an elevator.
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An elevator's noisy.
Head down the stairwell.
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Yeah, of course.
246
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You head down
the fucking stairwell.
247
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,674
John, don't creep.
You have to act normal,
248
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,509
like you're supposed
to be there.
249
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,596
We just need you to place the
helmet down as low as possible.
250
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,714
Oh, no.
251
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,849
John?
252
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,520
John, you copy?
253
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:30,030
Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.
No more kaijus.
254
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,491
- Fuck this.
- John, do you copy?
255
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,120
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?
256
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,041
The fuck is that?
257
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,751
"Cow," my ass.
It's a motherfucking caterpillar
258
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,421
the size
of the Empire State Building.
259
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757
Get ready.
260
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,051
We need to get
the fuck out of here.
261
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:51,218
Hey!
262
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,554
Fuck.
263
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,978
The man you've taken over.
264
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,815
Why did he do that to his beard?
265
00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:07,526
Do what?
266
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:10,945
Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?
267
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:29,048
He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.
268
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,010
He never had a girlfriend,
269
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,429
so he thought dying his beard
might help.
270
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,393
But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...
271
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355
and he wouldn't dye
his roots regularly.
272
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,858
And when he did,
he used the cheapest brand,
273
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:51,028
because he was
incredibly underpaid.
274
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,366
Mostly, though...
275
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,579
he never thought
anybody noticed...
276
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,666
until recently...
277
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,046
when one guy said it to him
all the time.
278
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,778
Humans can be really pathetic.
279
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,198
Yeah.
280
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,372
Fine, I dye my beard, all right?
281
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,249
We all know it.
I guess I learned my lesson.
282
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,669
L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.
283
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,711
Hey!
284
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,631
That guy
just put this down here!
285
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,638
- Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic...
286
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,974
What the fuck?
287
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,147
- How did that even happen?
- My hands are sweaty!
288
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,123
Get the fuck off me!
289
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,167
Activate Sonic Boom.
290
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,425
No.
291
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,103
Wait.
292
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,156
- Now!
- Activate Sonic Boom.
293
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,795
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
294
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,340
Activate Sonic Boom.
295
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304
No.
296
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,452
Activate Sonic Boom.
297
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,246
Yep, that's it for the charges.
298
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,962
No!
299
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,183
Look, I can help.
300
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,643
We need you to stay here, Ads.
301
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,770
If something happens to us,
you're the only hope.
302
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,814
The fuck am I?
303
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,233
What's the plan, man?
304
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,193
Let's go kill a cow.
305
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,441
Chris! Go kill the cow!
We'll hold them off here!
306
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,203
Don't fuck
with my BFF.
307
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,827
Oh, darn it.
308
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,211
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.
309
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,089
Harcourt is down!
310
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,593
What? The fuck do we do?
311
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,637
Wait, what are you doing?
312
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,933
No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!
313
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,603
You can't do this! Hey, what
makes you think you can do this?
314
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,481
Because I'm made for this shit.
315
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,568
Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!
316
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,362
Fuck.
317
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,410
Oh, what the fuck?
318
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,786
What the fuck?
319
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,831
Stay with me.
320
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,126
Help...
321
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,338
- ...Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.
322
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,925
- Go.
- And do what?
323
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,678
Leota!
324
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,989
Be with me, baby Jesus.
325
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,784
Okay.
326
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,550
Oh.
327
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,012
Oh.
328
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,671
- Goff?
- Yeah.
329
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,294
Activate Human Torpedo!
330
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,680
Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.
331
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:46,307
Listen to me.
I have no reason to hurt you.
332
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,227
Stop fighting. Follow me.
333
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,012
Holy cow.
334
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,054
It is.
335
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,313
Good. You found him.
336
00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:40,069
I need three sets of hands
to teleport her away from here.
337
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:41,696
Come again?
338
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,573
See that switch?
I need you to flip that
339
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:45,366
while Locke and I
work these two stations
340
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,660
to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.
341
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,912
Why the fuck would I help you?
342
00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:50,705
Because I know
that once I tell you the truth,
343
00:29:50,788 --> 00:29:52,540
like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.
344
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,501
Murn told us the truth already.
345
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,169
You've murdered innocent people
all over the country
346
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,379
by taking them over
in your dipshit quest for power.
347
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,381
We're not doing this for power.
348
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,717
We're doing it
because we took a vow.
349
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,105
Our kind traveled here
from a planet
350
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,565
that had become unlivable.
351
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,527
Your planet had
the habitat we needed,
352
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,364
water to drink,
and air to breathe.
353
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:26,199
Your food
couldn't sustain us, but...
354
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,494
...that's why we brought her.
355
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,706
The cow would help the last
of our people survive
356
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,875
for another hundred years.
357
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,546
But
not long after we arrived,
358
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,880
we realized the people of Earth
359
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,257
were on the exact
same trajectory
360
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,716
as our people had been,
361
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,094
ignoring science
in favor of populist leaders
362
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:49,055
who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the disease
363
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:49,973
are unrelated
to your own actions,
364
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,102
valuing profit over survival,
365
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,772
treating minor inconveniences
as assaults on your freedom.
366
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:00,984
And so, we made a vow
to do anything we could
367
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,235
to change your future.
368
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,114
We made a vow
to make the choices for you
369
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,657
that you were incapable
of making on your own,
370
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,659
to save your people
and your world,
371
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:12,537
no matter how many lives
it cost us.
372
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,795
Murn disagreed with our methods.
373
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,424
He didn't think we had the right
to impose our will.
374
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:26,968
But you're one of us,
375
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,680
Christopher Smith.
376
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,979
...I'll do
whatever you want me to do...
377
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,321
...for peace.
378
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,953
Thank you for feeding me
and talking to me
379
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,455
and showing me kindness.
380
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,876
I see who you are
and I see your character.
381
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,921
I tried telling you yesterday,
in the jar.
382
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,717
Peace sign.
383
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,891
Please, fulfill your calling.
384
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,685
Be the Peacemaker.
385
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,272
Join us in saving your planet.
386
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,318
What do you say?
387
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,823
Activate Human Torpedo.
388
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,077
What?
389
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,544
Sorry, Goff.
390
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,304
Oh, what the fuck?
391
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,391
Fucking disgusting!
392
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,155
Thank you.
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