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Ooh-ooh. Ahh.
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Huh?
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Ahh.
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- Oh, this is bad.
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This is like World War III
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wrapped in a zombie
apocalypse bad.
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- He, dork,
get out of the bathroom.
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Wha-wh-wh-what?
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Oh, man.
And you call me the zit queen?
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- Oh, shut your pipe, Ellen.
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I have this totally
under control.
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Oh, what do I do?
If I show up to school
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with this thing,
I'm gonna be shamed,
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mocked, laughed at.
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Oh, how they'll laugh.
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There's only one thing
for me to do.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Popping it's only gonna make it
a million times worse.
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I should know,
I am the zit queen.
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- A million times worse?
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What did old cackle pants
mean by that?
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Will my pimple seek revenge?
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- Ahh!
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Will it become an unstoppable
mega pimple blob?
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- Will it mean...the end?
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- He was so young.
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- Uh, you know what?
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I think I better
just trust Ellen on this one.
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After all,
she is the zit queen.
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And hey,
maybe no one will notice.
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- And that's why a hot dog
is definitely a sandwich.
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- Pimple.
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- I can always depend
on you, Dee Dee.
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- Oh, that is one honkin' zit.
Can I touch it?
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- What? No.
- Does it hurt?
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- I mean, not really.
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- Do you feel different?
Like, more mature?
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One step closer to manhood?
Spill it.
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- No. Geez, you guys, come on.
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Am I the first one in our group
to get a pimple?
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Guess so.
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- Oh, hey, Nate.
Cool prosthetic pimple.
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- Chad, it's real.
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- Oh, no kidding. You should
get a good photo of that.
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I always catalog the good ones.
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Ahh, memories.
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Ahh.
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- Ugh, can we please move on?
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- I got bigger problems
than pimples.
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I think I really flubbed
my science test.
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- What happened?
I thought you studied.
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- Well, yeah,
I was going to study,
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but I had to help
Uncle Pedro train ferrets
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for his rodent circus.
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Didn't have the heart to tell
him ferrets aren't rodents.
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- You know, who is a rodent?
My drama teacher, Dr. LaGaze.
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He keeps casting me in smaller
and smaller roles.
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This semester I'm playing
the role of the Seaweed
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in "Death of a Sailorman."
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The Seaweed.
Talk about talent wasted.
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- Uh, yeah.
- Hey, Nate,
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is that Jenny over there?
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- What? Where?
My love! My goddess!
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- Ooh...
- No!
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- Please, Nate, I've been
fascinated with pimples
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since I was a baby.
Just let me touch it.
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- You're gonna draw
more attention to it.
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- Mighty fine pimple
there, Nate.
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- Aww,
Nate-Nate's got a pimpie.
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- Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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- Got you.
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- I feel personally violated.
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- And action.
- Look at me, Father.
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Your boy is a sailorman.
Thighs saddled in brine.
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I married an oyster all so once
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you'd say,
"I love you, my sailor boy."
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- Bravo, Randall. Bravo.
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Now that is what I call...
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Ugh! Augh! Ahh!
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Acting.
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- But he wasn't
showing any emotion.
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- Emotions are for
babies and poets.
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We are actors.
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All we have to remember
is our Dramatic Produce.
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Observe.
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The onion.
Oh, oh, tragedy.
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My dog has run away.
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The banana.
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Oh, joy. My dog has returned.
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The tomato.
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Oh, agony.
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- He's just bitten my leg.
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Mmm, the flavor.
As life imitates art,
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so too shall I have
tomato soup for lunch.
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- Hi. Mr. LaGaze?
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- Please. I have a doctorate
in Dramatic Produce.
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- Sorry, Doctor...LaGaze.
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I had some questions about
my character, The Seaweed?
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- Go on. I'm sort of listening.
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- What's her backstory?
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Is she aware
of ocean acidification
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and the havoc it's playing
on coral reefs?
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And how does she feel
about the Sailorman?
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- You're a seaweed, Dee Dee.
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You're slimy and green,
and nobody likes you.
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Oh, and you go like this...
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- I'm not really sure
what I'm eating,
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but I think maybe it's a bean?
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- Izzit? Ooh.
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I said "zit," didn't I?
I'm sorry, Nate.
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I didn't mean to call attention
to your ginormous pimple.
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- Ugh. That's okay, Chad.
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- Here, Nate, try some beans.
I insist.
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No, not cyst. I was trying
to say--help me out, Dee Dee.
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What was I trying to say?
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- Blackhead.
- No.
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- Pustule.
- I give up.
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- Well, according
to Dr. LaGaze,
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I have nothing to say,
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so I don't even know
why you asked me.
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- Guys, guys, guys.
It's a dang miracle.
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I got an A on my science test.
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All because I touched your zit.
You've got a lucky pimple, man.
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- Come on, Teddy.
That's ridiculous.
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A pimple can't be lucky.
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- Ooh, let me try it.
Come on, lady luck.
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Ugh. See, I'm still a seaw--
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- Silence.
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I have an announcement to make.
I'm taking a leave of absence.
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Hollywood called.
I got a smashing role
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in a hit science fiction
movie franchise.
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I'm so happy I could cry.
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Oh, the pain.
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Farewell, my former students
and less-talented colleagues.
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Good luck with the rest
of your humdrum lives.
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I'm catching the glory train
to Legendville.
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I'm fine.
Just a little onion blindness.
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- Is it a mere coincidence
that Dee Dee touched my pimple
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and now her blowhard
drama teacher's going away?
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Ha-ha, I think not.
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Sooner or later awesomeness
always hits its mark.
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Gang, me and this lucky pimple
are gonna change the world.
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Francis, my man.
Talk to me. What do we got?
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- As of now, you have
one pimple booking at recess.
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A sixth grader's hamster
ran away. She's desperate.
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- Good work, Francis.
Teddy, grease me.
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- Hmm.
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- All right, Dee Dee,
how's the drama outreach going?
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- I'm on it.
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- That's what I like to hear.
- Hmm.
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- All right, let's go out there
and spread the good word.
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- Come one, come all.
See it for your own eyes.
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Be amazed by Nate Wright's
freaky-deaky lucky pimple.
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- A lucky pimple?
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- I was once a skeptic
like you,
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but it's the real deal,
my friend.
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And now that Dr. LaGaze
is gone--
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- Okay, class,
please take a seat.
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I'm your new substitute
drama teacher.
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- She's just a substitute
teacher. Let's pack it up.
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- Oh, sorry.
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- Don't ever apologize
for being overly dramatic.
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- Hmm.
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- I'm Donna.
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D stands for drama.
O stands for obsession.
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N stands for nurture.
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The other N
also stands for nurture.
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The A stands for--anyway,
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what have you guys
been doing in class?
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- We're supposed to be
rehearsing for
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"Death of a Sailorman."
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- You mean Salesman?
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- No. It's a play
our old drama teacher wrote.
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- Really? Can I see the script?
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Hmm.
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- Oh!
- Huh?
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- I'm sure whatever's happening
in your own lives
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is much more interesting
than what's in that script.
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I learned that when I did
my one-woman play,
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"The Donnalogues," on Broadway.
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- You were on Broadway?
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- Yes, but I left it all behind
to pursue my real passion.
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Being a substitute
drama teacher.
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Now, I want to hear
from you all.
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Tell me something that happened
yesterday that moved you.
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- I crushed a bug.
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- And how did
that make you feel?
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- Powerful.
- Okay. Thank you...
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- Randy. Or Rad-Sauce.
Or Randman.
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- Of course. Anyone else?
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- My former drama teacher
told me
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that I was slimy and green
and that nobody liked me.
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- And how did that
make you feel?
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- Like that bug that Randy--
- Rad-Sauce.
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- That Rad-Sauce crushed.
I felt stepped on.
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It made me want to scream.
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- So why don't you?
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Ahh!
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Thank you...
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- Dee Dee.
The name's Dee Dee.
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- Class, I want you all
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to recognize Dee Dee's
bravery here today.
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- Ohh.
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- Huh?
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- Nate! Nate!
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The new drama
teacher's amazing.
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She did this dance
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and had a show
on Broadway, and she thinks--
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- Whoa, whoa. Okay.
Dee Dee, Dee Dee. Slow it down.
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- Thinks...
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I'm...brave--
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- You know, in hindsight,
I should have been much more
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specific about my instructions.
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- Nate Wright?
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- That's me.
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- I touched your pimple
this morning, and...
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Mr. Squiggles came back to me.
Did you hear that?
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Nate Wright's pimple
brought my hamster back.
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Well, what do you have to say
for yourself, Nate Wright?
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- Uh, blessed be the pimple?
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- Blessed be the pimple.
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Blessed be Nate Wright.
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Blessed be the pimple.
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Blessed be Nate Wright.
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Blessed be the pimple.
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- Steppeth uppeth and receive
the promise of the pimple.
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- Ohm.
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- I tried to cut my own hair,
and this is what happened.
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Now I'll never get
a girlfriend.
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- Ah, that's for the pimple
to decide.
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- Ohh, hee-hee.
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- Oh, hey, trendsetter.
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Hot haircut.
Wanna cut my hair later?
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- Nate, my leg is busted, and
championship game is next week.
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- Ah, yes,
the great pimple has heard you.
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- By the power of the pimple,
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I shall become
the ultimate soccer player.
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Hiya!
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- Heads-up.
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- Ugh!
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All good.
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- Hmm.
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- Nate, here's the bottom line.
I got a tip on some
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monkey-powered windmills,
and, well...heh-heh-heh.
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I'm broke.
I just need one big score
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to get me back on my feet.
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Let me touch your pimple,
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and I promise you'll never
have to go to detention
249
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,332
for the rest of your life.
250
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,465
- Thank you, Nate Wright.
251
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,512
Because of you,
my baby can walk.
252
00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,337
- Aren't babies supposed
to walk at this age?
253
00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:17,389
- Show some respect
for the pimple, Howard.
254
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,531
- Pimple merch,
pimple merch here.
255
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,833
Get it before it pops.
256
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:34,227
- Why isn't this zit working?
257
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:37,147
- Ah, you can't force
awesomeness, fellas.
258
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:40,024
- It was the summer
of my sixth year.
259
00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:41,886
I remember the smell
of hydrangeas.
260
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:45,107
My parents were having
a yard sale, and I was asked
261
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,498
to get rid of
some of my stuffed animals.
262
00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:50,421
A child should never have
to make such a choice.
263
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,158
I tried to take it back,
but it was too late.
264
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,860
Charlie the Penguin was gone,
265
00:12:55,948 --> 00:13:01,348
and I was left with
an empty space on my comforter.
266
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,572
- [sobbing
267
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:10,662
- I always thought I should be
a leading man.
268
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,745
- Uh, Dee Dee.
Hang back a minute.
269
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,745
I have something for you.
270
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,266
- What's this?
271
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,620
- Dee Dee, I think
you've got a real gift.
272
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,500
Keep practicing your craft
273
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:23,721
and you might just find
the actor inside the actor
274
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:27,892
inside the person
inside the person in you.
275
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,548
Mmm.
276
00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:36,766
You know, I can eat all
the greasy fast food I want.
277
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,819
Yeah. It just makes
the pimple more powerful.
278
00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:43,948
Nate, what are you doing?
279
00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,739
- I'm just spending
some quality time with my fans.
280
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,475
Aww.
281
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,035
- Oh, yeah.
Well, are they here for you
282
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,001
or for your pimple?
283
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:55,231
Jealous.
So painfully jealous. Sorry.
284
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,712
I had something in my throat.
I was saying you're jealous.
285
00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:01,317
- Don't let that pimple
write a check
286
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,454
that your butt can't cash.
287
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,278
- Ew. Remove her.
288
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,145
- No. You can't do this to me.
289
00:14:07,236 --> 00:14:11,456
I'm the zit queen.
290
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,981
- Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
291
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,741
- Okay. Dee Dee. Be cool.
Be cool.
292
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,436
- Dee Dee.
What a lovely surprise.
293
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,444
- I found your address in
the Substitute Teacher pages.
294
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,567
- Oh, who's your little friend,
Donna?
295
00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:41,839
- Oh, how rude of me.
This is Kathleen, my wife.
296
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,589
- Hi, Dee Dee.
Don, is this
297
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,627
the talented young actress
you've been telling me about?
298
00:14:57,721 --> 00:14:59,681
- It certainly is.
299
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:03,158
- Oh, well, sorry to just show
up at your house like this,
300
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,340
but I had some questions
about this book.
301
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,506
- As dedicated
as I thought you were.
302
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:10,131
Come in. Come in.
I'll make some tea.
303
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,524
- You're so wise, Nate.
304
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,961
I can't believe
you're only in sixth grade.
305
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,308
- You know, you're not
the first seventh grade girl
306
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,099
to tell me that this week.
307
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,617
Fly away, little birdies.
308
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,541
Daddy got some business.
309
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,275
Hey, Jenny,
310
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,590
would you like to, uh,
touch my pimple?
311
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,770
- Hey, give me a touch.
312
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,734
- Gross. Ew.
313
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:46,342
- No, Jenny, wait.
314
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,863
Uh, you okay up there, buddy?
315
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,897
- Nate.
- Ahh!
316
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,690
- How could you do this to me?
317
00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:52,524
- What? What are you
talking about, Teddy?
318
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,692
- Because of that A I got
on my science test,
319
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,648
I'm being sent
to a gifted summer school
320
00:15:56,738 --> 00:16:00,568
for exceptional children.
I'm not exceptional or gifted.
321
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:02,224
- Well, now you're just stating
the obvious.
322
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:03,828
None of that is my fault.
323
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,268
- It's all your fault.
324
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,525
I should have never
touched your pimple.
325
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:11,358
This isn't my hamster at all.
My parents lied to me...
326
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,967
if they are even my parents.
327
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,059
My whole life has been a lie.
328
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,719
- Ohh...ahh!
329
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,072
- You, Nate Wright.
My leg was still broken.
330
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:25,113
Now I'm gonna have to wear
this huge cast until I'm 40.
331
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,771
And then they're gonna
have to stretch my leg
332
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,895
for another 10 years to get it
to match my other leg.
333
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,729
My soccer career is over.
334
00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:36,947
- Do you know how hard it is
to maintain this bad haircut?
335
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,868
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
Do you?
336
00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:40,653
- Ahh! Ugh!
337
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,038
- Thanks to you
and your fraudulent pimple,
338
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,790
my big score didn't pay off,
and now I gotta skip town
339
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,753
before some very angry monkeys
tear my face off.
340
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,399
Detention every day for
the rest of your life, Nate.
341
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:55,930
Do you hear me?
The rest of your life.
342
00:16:56,014 --> 00:17:00,064
- Pimple, pimple,
why hast thou forsaken me?
343
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:07,198
- So I realized I'm less of
a Todd and more of a Kyle.
344
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,237
I'm legally having
my name changed.
345
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,214
- Things sure are going to be
different now
346
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,044
that Dr. LaGaze is gone.
347
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,562
- I'm back.
348
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:22,345
- No!
349
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:25,002
- You know,
I can hear you, Dee Dee.
350
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,606
- What happened to your movie?
351
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,606
- Creative differences,
my dear.
352
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:33,099
Those Hollywood amateurs
didn't understand my genius.
353
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,882
- Tell me all of your
time-traveling secrets,
354
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:39,617
Time Disruptors,
before I Evil Thomas Edison
355
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:43,710
conduct electricity
through you.
356
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,890
- Cut.
357
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,976
Hey, does
anyone else smell bananas?
358
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,937
- We'll start right
where we left off.
359
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,765
Everyone, take out your
"Death of a Sailorman" scripts.
360
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:59,034
- We threw them away.
- What? Who? Where? When? Why?
361
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,951
- Because it was hacky
and uninspired.
362
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,947
We want something real.
363
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:12,792
- Enough of this codswallop.
Take out your dramatic produce.
364
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,794
Ouch. Ouch. Ooh.
365
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,398
- Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
366
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,578
Look, everybody,
I'm sorry your luck changed.
367
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:25,104
I am. But don't blame me.
Blame the pimple.
368
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,371
- You heard the boy.
Destroy that pimple.
369
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:28,983
- But how do you destroy
a pimple?
370
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,414
- Duh. You pop it.
371
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,940
- Ahh!
372
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:33,422
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
373
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,162
Where am I gonna go?
374
00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:42,987
- My baby reverted
back to crawling.
375
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,777
Look at this. Pathetic.
376
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,343
- Hold still.
377
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,740
This will only hurt
a bit...I think.
378
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:54,354
- Ahh! Ahh!
379
00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:56,436
- Nate, in here.
380
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,696
- Oh, Teddy,
I can't thank you enough.
381
00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:01,098
It is super scary out there.
382
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,397
What are you doing?
383
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,970
- Sorry, brother.
384
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,537
I can't go to that lame
summer camp for brainiacs.
385
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,634
I'm not cut out
for that kind of time.
386
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:10,932
He's in here, guys.
387
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,236
Et tu, Tede?
388
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,546
- Don't do it, Nate.
389
00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:23,025
- Uh, yeah, I'm gonna do it.
390
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:24,467
Oh, hey, kids.
Don't worry.
391
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:28,174
That green gas is
non-toxic and humanely sourced
392
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:31,433
from organic gas farms.
393
00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:36,573
Zora, what's up?
I thought we were good.
394
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,793
- Nobody use Zora pizza
as acne cream.
395
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:42,826
Ahh!
396
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,310
Ugh!
- No!
397
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,403
- Wait. Why are you helping me?
398
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:51,020
Didn't your awful drama teacher
who you hated come back?
399
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,712
- He did, but because of Donna
400
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,889
I was finally able
to stand up to him.
401
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,756
Come on, let's go.
402
00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,456
- Wait, who's Donna?
403
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,585
- It'll all be covered
in my new one-woman play,
404
00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:04,586
"Dee Dee's Detours."
405
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,381
He went that a-way, fellers.
406
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,557
- Hey, wait,
this is just a wall.
407
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,953
There he is.
408
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:14,465
Get him! There he is! Get him!
409
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,560
- Look, I know this seems
a little extreme,
410
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,220
but if I let these maniacs
pop my pimple,
411
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,605
Ellen said something
terrible's gonna happen.
412
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:25,528
Oh.
413
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,615
- Give up, Nate Wright.
414
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:31,883
- Oh, hi, Nate. Sorry I'm late
for the angry mob.
415
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,619
- Surrender your pimple,
and we can end this silly,
416
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,231
legally troubling game.
417
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,762
- Hey, move aside.
Make way, beef heads.
418
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:42,106
Big sister coming through.
Get away from my brother.
419
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,887
- Ellen?
- Why, it's Ellen Wright,
420
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:48,640
the most exemplary student
to ever grace P.S. 38's halls.
421
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:51,644
- Look at all of you.
You've turned into savages.
422
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,118
And over what?
A pimple.
423
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,168
I used to let pimples
run my life,
424
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,465
make me feel like a loser
and a freak,
425
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,560
until I realized that
I was more than my pimples.
426
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,571
Yes, this so-called
"lucky pimple"
427
00:21:04,653 --> 00:21:07,793
turned my idiot brother
into an even bigger idiot,
428
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,785
but who hasn't had their own
inner-pimple demons to conquer?
429
00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,058
They don't call them
"The devil's face mushrooms"
430
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,802
for nothing.
431
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,496
And furthermore,
432
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:26,105
if anyone is going to pop
this dweeb's pimple, it's me.
433
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:30,375
- No. No. No!
434
00:21:33,552 --> 00:21:35,822
- Ahh! Ahh!
435
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,128
- Whoa, nothing bad happened?
436
00:21:45,215 --> 00:21:48,045
- I was just messing
with you, dork.
437
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,442
The things I do
for this family.
438
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,266
- And so I learned
that fame is fleeting.
439
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,095
One day you're a famous
pimple shaman,
440
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,363
the next day, eh,
you're just an ordinary--
441
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:01,227
I got another one.
442
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:04,189
This time
I think I'm gonna charge.
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