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♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog ♪

♪ and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

Ripped By mstoll

Jake?

Jake?

- Hey, man. - Hey, dude.

You still thinking about...

Yeah.

Yeah? Me, too.

Princess Bubblegum's ready for us,

so we should go. - Okay.

Just give me a few more months in here

and I'll be ready.

It's okay, man. Just... just play it off.

Just make a-a normal face.

See? Normal face.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.

We may begin the ceremony!

Thanks for bringing us along on the trip, Peebs.

Yeah. It's unfortunate we can't enjoy

some of these cool things we're passing by,

but I guess we could do that

the next time we're in the Desert of Wonders,

whenever that is!

We're on a mission to collect samples only.

I want to start colonizing this area

by the end of the year.

You are killing me, PB!

James, give a readout on fuel.

Right away, Princess.

Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beet!

We have a surplus of fuel,

so after we collect samples, we may explore.

Yeah!

I'm glad James is on this trip.

Hey, James, thumbs up, buddy!

Dude, James is kind of, uh, goofy.

I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah.

Maybe when we get to know him better,

it'll be charming.

James, slow down. We're here.

I'm registering mondo mega rads down there.

I'll ready the radiation suits upon landing.

Excellent. Take us down.

Hold on to your sack lunch!

Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

Okay.

You guys collect as many surface samples as you can...

rocks, plants, dirt, anything.

Mostly looks like it's just dirt here.

This will be fun.

Jake, open up the basket. I'm gonna make a shot!

Do it!

Chk-chk! Whoop!

Ha ha!

Wah-wah!

Hmm.

Aah! Ach! Brownstadt!

Guys, run!

James, speed up that sack lunch!

Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

Ugh!

Whoa! Ugh!

Ugh!

Everyone okay?

Huh?

Oh, my garf! What are they?!

Uh, they're toxic creatures from another time.

Okay, let's see...

suspension's all donked, navigation's lost,

and the ship's legs are kaput.

We're dead in the water.

Chk! Ah-oogah!

Oh, yuck! Come on! Manners!

Gotta brain out the situation.

Those goo monsters will barf their way through the hull

in mere minutes.

Finn, what should we do?

Uh... let's radio for help.

Good idea, but looks like the radio's kaplowed.

Pbbt! I can fix that radio.

Mrow-row-row!

Pling!

With this!

It's a lucky coin! Bam!

When I bust out my coin, great stuff happens,

like when I was chosen to go on this mission

with you guys! Hee hee hee hee hee!

Mnh. Mnh. James, that's not helping!

- Don't panic, baby. - Yes.

James is very resourceful. He'll work it out.

Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet!

Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr!

Look, Princess... I invented a coin-operated

coin screwdrive-e-e-r!

See what I mean? Good job, James.

Come on, guys.

Let's take inventory of the emergency gear.

Lucky coin strikes again!

Hey, Preebros, I know things seem bad,

but I'll figure out a plan.

I know, Finn.

Dude, I found us some flares! I saved us!

Right on!

Hey, dudes, the radio is fixed!

Good grod! I love you, James!

I knew you could do it, James!

You know, James, I wasn't sure about you at first,

but you're okay.

Thanks, Jake. I wasn't sure about you, either.

Chk-chk. - James...

the radio's still not working!

I'm not getting any signal.

What the skunk?

James, it's all sanched up!

James is like, "wha?!"

It was working just a second ago, I swears!

I went, like, "choo-choo-choo!"

And the radio was like,

"pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo- whichoo-whichoo,"

and then I was like...

I take it back. This guy's totally cuckoo!

This is my cuckoo face.

He did his best, you guys.

Right, right.

Okay, time for plan "B."

James, pass me them flares.

Chk-oo! Boop!

A flare for my liege.

James, where are the flares?

What?!

May... maybe they're, uh, invisible flares.

Finn, PB, can I speak to you

in the other room, please?

You want to do this trust-huddle style, buddy?

Mm.

So, what's all the hubbub?

What's up with that James dude?

Yeah. Do you think James could be breaking things on purpose?

No. James wouldn't do that.

Wake up! Dude's a saboteur.

- It's not James. - What's not James?

I got lonely up front.

I wanted to see what y'all are up to.

Hey, that gives me an idea.

Me, too! Vrrt!

Just kidding! I don't have any ideas.

Diversion. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Diversion.

Time to set up a diversion.

- You see anything, bruddah? - Ah, I got bunkus.

Wait.

If we jam up to that cliff face, I think we can climb...

Whoop. More goo bros.

What the...

Yah!

That won't hold them for long.

It can't end like this. I got a lady and five kids!

I thought I'd outlive at least one of them!

Here, man. Take this.

Your lucky coin?

Yeah, man. It always keeps me calm.

Who shot that flare, James?

We don't have time to point fingers.

You're right.

There's only one way out of this jam.

One of us has to eat the big one

so the others can survive.

And I'm gonna be that one.

I'll run up there, get the creatures to chase me,

and while they're busy noshing on my teen-boy body,

you three can climb to safety.

Don't try to talk me out of it.

I got crystal certainty.

This is what it means to be a he...

Wha?

James, we need to talk.

So, what do you say?

Sure thing, Princess!

Byong!

Ugh! Huh? Why did...

Jake?

Wh-Where's James?

Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!

James!

Aah! James, look out!

Ohh. PB! What's going on?

Finn, I need to explain something really heavy.

I was the one who sabotaged all your escape plans.

I calculated the chance of success

for every possible escape plan,

and none of them were going to work.

You said it yourself... there was only one way out.

Someone was going to have to eat the big one

to save the others.

James did something really noble to save us.

But I wanted to do it.

Why didn't you let me?

There's a reason.

With this sample of James, I can clone a new one.

He's candy, but you're not.

I can't clone another you.

Whoa.

I made the best choice available.

James served the candy kingdom on a dangerous mission,

and even though he is gone,

and it's super sad,

I would like to honor James...

with this new James I whipped up in the lab!

Jeet!

Here you go, James... an award for bravery.

Let's hear it for James!

Is this right or wrong? I can't tell.

Hey, cool. Did I do something cool?

Do I do something cool?

I don't know, man.

Here's your coin, James.

Gzzt!

Wow! This day keeps getting better and better!

Ehh.

Vrrt. Vrrt.

Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.

Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.

Vrrt. Vrrt.

♪ Come along with me ♪

And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

This party is so crazy!

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