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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,709 --> 00:00:02,750 Aah! 2 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,083 Huh? 3 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:14,542 -[theme music playing] -[kids on TV] Aah! 4 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,458 ♪ I feel like quackin' So I think I will ♪ 5 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:24,125 ♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quack Until I get my fill ♪ 6 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:25,417 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 7 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:29,917 ♪ Got the quackin' fever Got the quackin' craze ♪ 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,917 [chainsaw cutting] 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:31,875 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 10 00:00:31,959 --> 00:00:35,583 ♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪ 11 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:36,959 ♪ Duck daze, let's quack ♪ 12 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:38,875 ♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪ 13 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:41,458 ♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪ 14 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,000 ♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪ 15 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:48,500 ♪ Ahh... Quack Pack ♪ 16 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:56,709 ♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪ 17 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:59,417 ♪ Duck daze, Quack pack! ♪ 18 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:09,583 I'm sure we all remember Columbus' three ships: 19 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,333 The Niña, The Pinta, and The Santa Maria. 20 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:15,959 Well, here on the Island of Crimeny, off the coast of Florida, 21 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:19,542 the fourth ship of Columbus has been discovered: 22 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:21,583 The Snooky. 23 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:27,834 And, on the ship, is the legendary Jeweled Key of Carpathia. 24 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:31,250 This priceless artifact is under the tightest security, 25 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:35,500 and our crew will be the only ones allowed on board to view the key. 26 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,750 Quite a coup, eh? 27 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:41,917 Ha! No security could stop Nigel Nightshade, 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,041 the greatest thief in the world. 29 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:49,542 [Kent] Donald Duck, you are the worst cameraman 30 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:50,792 I've ever worked with. 31 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,709 -You're so disorganized. -Ah! 32 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:56,000 Why can't you learn to plan ahead? 33 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,875 Just plan your every step like I do, and-- Ack! 34 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:02,375 [struggling] 35 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:09,375 Say... aren't you the world famous Donald Duck? 36 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:12,291 Uh... yep. Who are you? 37 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:16,875 Nigel, and I am your biggest fan. Can I have your autograph, please? 38 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,500 I don't mean to flatter you, 39 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,250 but you have been my hero for years. 40 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,542 Oh, Donald Duck, lofty lord of the lens, 41 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:26,917 the cameraman's cameraman, I don't mind telling you. 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,291 Oh... Oh, thank you. 43 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,250 What a precious prize. 44 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:34,709 Oh, golly gee. 45 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:37,375 I'd give anything to be your assistant, Mr. Duck. 46 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:42,166 Uh... Why not? I'll be back. 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,917 [Kent] An assistant? 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,709 -Ha! I'll assist you... out the door! -Yow! 49 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:54,250 Lousy, no-good-- 50 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:55,417 No, no, no. 51 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,375 Why don't you let me talk to him, huh? 52 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,709 Sorry. Can't hire an assistant. 53 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:04,625 This is a no-frills operation. 54 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,458 -Well, I can see that. -[rubber duck quacks] 55 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:11,792 [sighs] Too bad, because, with a little help, 56 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:15,959 Donald might prevent that pimple on your proboscis from showing. 57 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:17,041 Pimple? 58 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:19,667 Kent Powers has a pimple? 59 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:22,041 But I'm sure no one notices it. 60 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,291 I mean, what, with that mole 61 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,166 and that scar... 62 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,625 and, of course, that wandering eye. 63 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,625 What'll I do? What'll I do? 64 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:37,125 Well, I'm sure I could help Donald take care of it. 65 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,875 You're hired. You're hired! 66 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:43,083 Well, welcome aboard, Nigel. I'm-- 67 00:03:44,709 --> 00:03:47,625 I'm sorry, Nigel, but when we film the key tonight, 68 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,458 they'll only let one cameraman past security. 69 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:53,166 And I'm the one. 70 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,500 Only one cameraman, but-- You know what? 71 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,834 An honor well deserved, Mr. Duck. 72 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:02,083 Come on, Daisy. 73 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,750 Bye-bye. Ciao. 74 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,917 So, the only way to get that key 75 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,333 is to get rid of Donald Duck. 76 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,333 Hey, guys, look what I just got. 77 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:18,208 The new set of famous criminal trading cards. 78 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,208 Extreme. 79 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:24,458 Hey, you guys ever think these cards glorify crooks and conmen? 80 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:26,375 What's your point? 81 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,667 Whoa! This guy stole the Eiffel Tower. 82 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:32,875 He is the most brilliant criminal mind in history. 83 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:36,000 He is the greatest thief in the world. 84 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:37,959 He is... 85 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:40,500 [all] Uncle D's new assistant? 86 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:44,583 And he showed up right when they found that incredibly valuable key thing. 87 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,375 Coincidence? 88 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,166 [all] I think not. 89 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:51,625 Psst, Donald. We have to talk to you. 90 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,625 It's your new assistant. 91 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,625 [suspense music] 92 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,375 [screaming] He's a thief! 93 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,041 Oh, go on. 94 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:05,000 But look at this card! 95 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:08,917 Oh, phooey. I know a thief when I see one. 96 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,792 Parking valet. Need the keys to your van. 97 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:12,792 Okay. 98 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:16,083 You know, nothing gets past this duck. 99 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,166 [engine starts] 100 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,083 [tires screech] 101 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,834 Yeah. Nothing gets past him. 102 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:22,375 No, sir. 103 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,083 A superb judge of character. 104 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:30,417 Ah, yes. A perfectly passable perspective on The Snooky. 105 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,083 Of course, an artiste of your ability 106 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:37,667 would never be satisfied with such a stodgy shot. 107 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,458 What? Of course not. 108 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:43,750 Oh, perhaps a high angle. 109 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,709 I've got it! A high angle. 110 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:50,125 Ooh, the top of that hill might be very good. 111 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:54,000 Hey, that's just what I was thinking. 112 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:57,291 Ha! This is going to be good. 113 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,125 [engine starts] 114 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,083 Huh? 115 00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:07,417 Ah! 116 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,959 [horn honks] 117 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,041 Ah! 118 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:18,166 Wah! [mumbles] 119 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,583 [Daisy] Hey, this is a picture of Nigel. 120 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:30,709 [nephews] Hello. That's what we've been saying. 121 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,041 Boys, this is a problem. 122 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,500 I mean, a serious problem. We've got to-- 123 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,041 [Nigel] Hello, boys. 124 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,417 We aren't going to fall for your tricks, Nightshade. 125 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,166 Oh, you wound me. 126 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:46,000 Then I guess you won't want these tickets to the Squirrel Jam concert. 127 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,959 Squirrel Jam. Our favorite band! 128 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,542 Now, then, Daisy. 129 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:54,083 Allow me to reveal the truth. 130 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:57,667 I am Leforbe, agent of Interpol. 131 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:02,291 I am disguised as Nigel in order to apprehend his cohorts, 132 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:06,333 but, of course, a brilliant reporter such as yourself 133 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:09,417 must have seen through my disguise, n'est-ce pas ? 134 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,000 Uh... Well, yeah, uh... Of course. 135 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:15,500 Ah, bon. Now, I must go, 136 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,792 but please, tell no one of this. 137 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:20,500 Sure thing, Nigel. 138 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,291 Ha, ha. I ask you, 139 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,959 am I a cunningly crafty conman, or what? 140 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,500 Oh, man. I can't believe 141 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,500 we fell for that Squirrel Jam thing. 142 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,166 Oldest trick in the book. 143 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,625 Daisy! We've got to stop Nigel. 144 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:36,917 Don't worry, boys. 145 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,500 There's no problem here. Everything's fine. 146 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:42,917 Hey, Nigel must have pulled some kind of con. 147 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,959 He's slipperier than a buttered squid. 148 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:47,458 Oh, I hate to say this, guys, 149 00:07:47,542 --> 00:07:50,750 but there's only one person left we can go to with this. 150 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,500 -Oh, no. -You don't mean... 151 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,125 That's right. Kent Powers. 152 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,500 The ego that ate Duckburg. 153 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:01,750 Oh, I'm going to get that phony little lying son of a-- 154 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,208 Oh, oh, Mr. Duck, yeah, hi. 155 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:09,709 Oh, I rejoice at your regal return. 156 00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:12,083 Oh, the depth of my desperation is dreadful. 157 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,500 I need your know-how, 158 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,166 your clever craftsmanship, 159 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,375 your titanic talent. 160 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:19,500 We need a shot of the island, right? 161 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:22,667 But the magnitude of the mission is more than I can manage. 162 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,083 What ever shall I do? 163 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:26,417 Oh, let's see. 164 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,583 -[Donald] Ah... -A little wider, you say? 165 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,083 Wider? 166 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:34,125 You are an inestimable intellect. 167 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:38,250 Just--just back up until you can get the whole island in the shot. 168 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:42,959 Oh, I stand in awe of your astounding acumen. 169 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:45,750 Uh, maybe just one more step. 170 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,959 Okay, there you go, babe. 171 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,500 Huh? 172 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,542 Ah! 173 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,083 Ah! 174 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:06,667 [crash] 175 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:19,959 Uh, Mr. Powers, sir. We got to talk to you about Uncle D's new assistant. 176 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:22,458 Uh, listen, Screwy, Gooey, and Kablooey, 177 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,417 advice from you, I don't need. 178 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,333 But he's a thief. Look. 179 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:27,750 Nigel? 180 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:31,333 Ha! If anyone's a thief around here, it's Donald. 181 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,917 This is a no-frills operation. 182 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,542 Um... Has my masseuse flown in from Paris? 183 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:38,667 I'm all knotted up. 184 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,208 [all] Doh! 185 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,667 And so, in 1492, The Snooky sank beneath the waves 186 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,250 like some very heavy sinky thing. 187 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,333 [Nigel] And... cut. 188 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,917 Mr. Powers, sir. I don't mean to flatter you, 189 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,458 but you blaze with the brilliance of a billion supernovas. 190 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,458 Well, now, half a billion, maybe, but I-- 191 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,417 Say, now where's Donald? 192 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:11,375 Well... I make it a point never to criticize my superiors, sir. 193 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,875 Even when they're incompetent bunglers who take 6-hour lunches. 194 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,583 What? No one gets away with that around here. 195 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:18,792 How dare he? 196 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,917 Oh, uncontrolled rage always gives me such a headache. 197 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,417 Oh! 198 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,458 Oh, Mr. Duck. You deserve some rest, sir. 199 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,792 Let me show you my gratitude. 200 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:36,959 Here's some juice, and a little snack. Comfy? 201 00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:39,208 You can say that again. 202 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,959 Now, you just relax, sir, 203 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,208 and let me do all the work. 204 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:46,709 It looks like someone's sitting on the missile test silo, sir. 205 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,583 No one can be that stupid. 206 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:08,583 Where in the blazes is Donald? 207 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,792 He's supposed to help me with my girdle. 208 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,875 -Thank you, Nigel. -My pleasure, sir. 209 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,500 Donald said he'd be back, uh... 210 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,917 -sometime this week. -This week? 211 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,375 That does it! 212 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,583 I heard a girdle popping. What's Donald done wrong now? 213 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,750 [grunts] Everything. 214 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,959 And don't try to defend him. The minute he gets back... 215 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,333 [explosion] 216 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,000 [Kent] Donald Duck, 217 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,000 you are fired! 218 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,166 Yeah... 219 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,583 You can't just fire him. Where's your consideration, 220 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,500 your loyalty, your charity? 221 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,792 My what? 222 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,959 I forgot who I was talking to. 223 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,500 Nigel, you're our new cameraman. 224 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:55,917 Tonight you'll shoot the unveiling of the Key of Carpathia. 225 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:01,709 Now, I ask you, is this a perfectly perfidious plan, or what? 226 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,041 [Daisy] Oh, Donald, I'm so sorry. 227 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,500 Let me go talk to Kent. 228 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,333 Oh, here. Allow me. 229 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:14,917 You? 230 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,625 Why, you big-- I oughta-- 231 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:22,083 Oh, surely you don't think that I was responsible 232 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,792 for this reprehensible wrong. 233 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,792 You're darn tootin'. 234 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,000 -Then you must think I was lying. -Yeah! 235 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,041 -And you're not really my hero. -Yeah! 236 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,667 -And you're not really a great cameraman. -Yeah! 237 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,291 Uh... I mean, no. 238 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,667 Well, of course no. 239 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,792 You are a great cameraman, yes? 240 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,041 Yes. 241 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,291 So, you would be my hero, yes? 242 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,000 -Yep. -So I wasn't lying, yes? 243 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,333 -Yeah. -Therefore, logically, 244 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:52,500 if you're a great cameraman, I couldn't have been lying. 245 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,625 Huh? 246 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,333 Makes perfect sense to me. 247 00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:59,917 Good, good, good, good, 248 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,208 and since you're a great cameraman, 249 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,583 it follows that Kent will come crawling, 250 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,834 begging you to come back. 251 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,792 Yeah, he'll beg me. 252 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:14,667 Of course, so you just wait right here for Kent, 253 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,375 whilst I get ready for your irrevocable reemployment. 254 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,125 Like taking candy from a baby. 255 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:25,792 [crying] Donald, please forgive me. 256 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,583 I made a horrible mistake. 257 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,834 Please come back to me, Donnie. 258 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,250 Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. 259 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,500 Uncle D, Daisy says you got fired. 260 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,041 What are you going to do? 261 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,417 [snoring] 262 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,041 [ding] 263 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,208 Sounds like someone's got a plan. 264 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,250 Hmm... is it sneaky and devious? 265 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,250 And dirty and underhanded? 266 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,834 As usual. 267 00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,750 [Dewey faking voice] Donald Duck! 268 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,500 [thunder] 269 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:03,667 Ah! 270 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,500 This is your worst nightmare. 271 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,417 [thunder] 272 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:25,417 Donald Duck, peer into the keyhole of tomorrow. 273 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,792 [Donald] Nigel? 274 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,709 [Dewey] That's right, Nigel nightshade, 275 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:41,542 the man responsible for the biggest crime wave in history. 276 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:45,500 And it's all... your fault! 277 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,834 M-m-m-my fault? 278 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,333 Yes, your fault. 279 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,542 Because you refused to help capture him, 280 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,834 he was allowed to run wild. 281 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:58,208 He went on to steal the pyramids of Egypt, 282 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,000 Santa and his sleigh, 283 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:05,458 and all the world's weapons, and then... 284 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,959 kaboom! 285 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,250 Ka-kaboom? 286 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,000 Oh, well. Easy come, easy go. 287 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,291 Hmm... I don't think that was the reaction we were going for. 288 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,834 Okay, Okay, time for plan "b," then. 289 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,083 Ah... 290 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,083 [thunder] 291 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:30,250 [Dewey] Because you failed to stop Nigel, 292 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,667 this happened! 293 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:33,709 Oh, my gosh. 294 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,000 That's right. Kent Powers stopped Nigel, 295 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,875 and as a reward, Kent was made... 296 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:43,583 the king of the entire world! 297 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:47,542 Oh, no. Anything but that. 298 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:51,125 But wait, there's more. After he became king, 299 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:55,583 he got married to... Daisy Duck. 300 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:59,709 Ah! Oh... 301 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,667 Looks like it worked. 302 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,041 Just hope he comes to in time to stop Nigel. 303 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,458 [Louie] We're too late. 304 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,458 What happened, officer? 305 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,166 Caught some crook stealing the Key of Carpathia. 306 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,667 -Hey, they got Nigel. -All right! 307 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,792 Take her to the slammer, boys. 308 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,375 [together] Her? 309 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,208 [siren] 310 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,083 [sighs] 311 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,333 [together] Daisy? 312 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,333 Hey, I am innocent. 313 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,166 Nigel set me up. 314 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,500 -Says she's innocent. -Guilty ones do. 315 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,291 -Funny how that works, Ed. -Hysterical, Sam. 316 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,792 Oh, this is all my fault. 317 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,917 I don't care whose fault it is. You've got to catch Nigel. 318 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,542 -But how? -No problem. 319 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,917 We've got the famous criminal trading cards. 320 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,792 Here's Nigel's address on the back. 321 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:14,125 Come on. I've got a plan. 322 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,125 Famous criminal trading cards. 323 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,792 Address is listed on the back. 324 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,917 Maybe we should get a set of those. 325 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,083 Ah... At last. 326 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,625 My plan was scintillatingly successful. 327 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,166 Perhaps next I shall steal Santa and his sleigh. 328 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,875 -[crash] -Hold it right there, Nigel. 329 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,875 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 330 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,583 You have caught me red-handed with the evidence. 331 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:41,375 Guess I'll have to eat it. 332 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,750 What the... 333 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,000 It's chocolate, Duck. 334 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:50,417 Did you think I'd be foolish enough to have the real key around? 335 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,542 Uh... Kind of hoped you would. Yeah. 336 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:57,291 Care for some? Or are you too full from eating crow? 337 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,583 Hit the highway, hicks. 338 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:03,041 You'll never find the real key, and you can't prove anything without it. 339 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,875 [Dewey] Oh, no. I don't believe it. 340 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:13,625 You'd think a smart guy like Nigel would know what that key opens. 341 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,333 Oh, you mean that chest back on the ship? 342 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:22,917 Yeah, the one that holds the Treasure of Tralfamador. 343 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:29,333 Oh, well. I guess Nigel's not the greatest thief in the world after all. 344 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:31,417 I am the greatest thief in the world. 345 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,208 I am, I am, I am. 346 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:38,041 And, if I must take the Treasure of Tralfamador to prove it, well... 347 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:55,166 The Treasure of Tralfamador. I ask you again: 348 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:59,208 am I the greatest thief in the world or what? 349 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,583 [nephews] What. 350 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,000 -Uh-ah-- -Gotcha. 351 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,834 You fell for Uncle D's plan. Hook, line, and stinker. 352 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:09,875 I have only one thing to say. 353 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,542 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 354 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,041 Come on! 355 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,083 [whistles] 356 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,458 The chumps choose to chase me? 357 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,417 [laughs] So be it. 358 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,792 [horse whinnies] 359 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,375 [roaring] 360 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,291 Ah! 361 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,750 We got you cornered now, Nigel. 362 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,667 Ah, but you forget. 363 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,959 I am always prepared with a perceptive plan. 364 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,959 So long, suckers. 365 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,709 No one perplexes the impeccable plans of Nigel Nightshade. 366 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,417 Well, once again, 367 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,583 the greatest thief in the world executes an expert escape. 368 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,166 -Ah! -[officer] Greatest thief in the world? 369 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,583 Welcome to the toughest prison in the world. 370 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,291 Okay, this was not in my plan. 371 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,291 Yeah, but it was in Uncle D's plan. 372 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:21,166 Yeah. Good thinking, Uncle D. 373 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,125 Uh... Donald, seems like you got 374 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:27,417 some little story on that videotape there. 375 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,083 Golly, Kent, now that he doesn't work for you... 376 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:34,000 He could sell the tape to another show. 377 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,208 He could. 378 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,542 Hey, so what if another show gets the story? 379 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:42,500 Big deal. You'd just get fired and wander the streets aimlessly, 380 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,917 filthy, penniless, and babbling. 381 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,667 I could handle that. 382 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,834 And never have your face on TV again. 383 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:53,000 M-my beautiful face not on TV? 384 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:56,333 -I gotta have that tape. -Uh-uh-uh. 385 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:57,458 Beg me. 386 00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:59,542 Kent Powers beg? 387 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,041 Never. 388 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,417 [crying] Donald, please forgive me. 389 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,166 I made a horrible mistake. 390 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,875 Please come back to me, Donnie. 391 00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,875 Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. 392 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,750 How sweet it is. 393 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:21,333 [theme music playing] 28178