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Anti-depressants,
anti-bullying,
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the acceptance
of diversity,
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people staring at their
phones instead of realizing
how meaningless life is --
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Suicides are way down,
gentlemen, and now...this.
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You know who this is?
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Yes.
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Who is it?
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I don't know.
Dr. Paul Nickgibbion.
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Oh, is that that weird
assisted-suicide guy?
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Ohh, yeah,
the guy is so metal!
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Yeah, but that son of
a bitch hasn't sent me
any suicide in months.
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Well, maybe they're just angels
up in sweet, sweet Heaven.
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Gary, suicide is a sin.
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How have you been
down here this long
and you don't know that?
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Here.
-Okay.
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All right,
you can boil a child
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in a bucket
full of breast milk.
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Yeah, that's a sin,
of course.
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But you can't wear
polyester?
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We're covered
in polyester.
That's why.
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Listen, I want you two
to go topside.
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Find this Nickgibbion,
all right?
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I want that suicide train
running again.
You got it.
You got it.
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Tell me -- Um, can we use
the corporate card for this?
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-Yeah, knock yourselves out.
-Yes!
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Um, thing
about the corporate account --
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Do you remember how you spent
that week sort of, like,
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exploding my bottom with
a bunch of lightning bolts
and then it set my pants on fire
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and then you rip off
my pants and then you
shove 'em up my ass...
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Yeah, I remember that.
Mm-hmm.
...and then you set me
on fire?
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My wallet was in those pants,
and so my card got demagnetized.
Uh-huh.
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So, can I get some petty cash
for that, or can I...
[ Door hinges creak ]
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I don't have money!
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**
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Thank you for coming.
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I'm just happy to know
I can get to see
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each of you
one more time
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before I join my maker...
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[ voice breaking ]
up in Heaven. [sniffles]
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Ohh.
E-Excuse me.
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Can I?
Thank you.
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Thank you.
Yeah, just for a second.
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Would you mind, like, uh,
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spreading this out
on the chair there?
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Don't mind me, just --
Y-You can keep on going
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with your poetry
and your final goodbyes.
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I just got to spread this out.
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Dr. Nickgibbion: Hello!
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Who are these
two handsome devils?
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Hey. I'm Claude.
I e-mailed you.
Mm.
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Shouldn't you be
inside working?
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Ahh, watch. Watch.
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All is taken care of.
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You know, I was supposed to be
injected with sodium pentothal.
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[ Thud, bang ]
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But I told Dr. Nickgibbion
I was deathly afraid of needles.
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[ Chuckles ]
[ Crashing, banging ]
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Please, stop banging
those pots, cooking --
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whatever you're doing!
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[ Loud bang, crash ]
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Aah!
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[ All screaming ]
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Robot: Our Father,
who art in Heaven,
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hallowed be Thy name.
[ Screaming continues ]
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Thy kingdom come.
Both: Ohh!
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Thy will be done on Earth,
as it is in Heaven.
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Gary: It's just
mashing him up!
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Give us this day
our daily bread.
Run! Get out of there!
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And forgive us
our trespasses.
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There's, like,
six more people left in there.
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Holy shit! He's using
the claw-end of the hammers now!
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[ Screams ]
And lead us not
into temptation...
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Run! You got to get
out of there!
...but deliver from evil --
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for thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory
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forever and ever.
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Amen.
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Claude: What's he spraying?
Is that acid?
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Dr. Nickgibbion: Holy water --
Hammerman is Episcoplalian.
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Oh, my God,
he's coming this way.
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He's coming this way!
[ Door opens ]
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There, there.
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He is in a better place.
Praise Jesus.
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Very dignified ceremony,
Hammerman.
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Now, you go evade
the cops.
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I'll see you
back at the office, okay?
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Dr. Nickgibbion: Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go!
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Dr. Nickgibbion:
Yeah, Hammerman murders,
so it's not a suicide.
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They can go the Heaven,
their suffering is over --
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Everybody wins.
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Satan wants you to get back
to the assisted suicides.
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I mean, what was so bad
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about the injections
with drain cleaner?
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Hammerman can't work
a hypodermic.
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Have you seen
his hammer hands?
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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Hi.
[ Music stops ]
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I like your hat.
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Thank you.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Who are you, sir?
Dude? Bro?
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Gary: Yeah, you,
leather jacket,
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time for you
to see the doctor.
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You don't look good, man.
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Nice tubes.
Man: Yeah,
they keep me alive.
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Right this way.
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Unh!
[ Thump ]
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Ooh! I'm sorry!
[ Groans ]
All right, get up.
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You're gonna be fine,
all right?
[ Gasping ]
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You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be fine.
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[ Gasps, groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
Sorry, buddy.
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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Oh, no.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh!
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I'm so sorry. I should be
more careful with needles.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm so clumsy.
It's fine.
[ Laughs ]
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Uh, nice to meet you.
I'm Gary.
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Hi. I'm Jenny.
[ Laughs ]
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Man: He stole my nose tube!
[ Gasping ]
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[ Imitates cough ]
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[ Wheezing ]
[ Loudly imitates coughing ]
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Sorry, just not feeling
very good today.
Ohh.
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Guess we're a couple
of cancer twins.
[ Both laugh ]
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[ Gasping,
pounding floor ]
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I'm just glad that they found
a way to end our suffering.
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And it's not a sin.
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So, yay!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Ominous tones play ]
You didn't read page seven.
Hm?
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"Death by Episcopalian
Hammer Robot"?
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It just starts
snapping your bones
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and mashing your brains
and just going,
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[ Imitates
hammers thudding ]
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Dr. Nickgibbion:
I gave him free will,
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and he's chosen
to become obsessed with me.
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Did you happen to give him
an "off" switch?
[ Chuckles ]
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Why don't you and I go to bed
and talk about it, huh?
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Yeah? Does my boldness
unnerve you?
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Um, honestly, it does.
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Hammerman is very jealous.
We mustn't be seen together.
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Huh?
-See you do what?
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-Hammerman!
-You promised me you would
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make me more human,
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and you programmed me
to love you,
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but you gave me hammers
for hands.
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Not in front of the guest.
No, no.
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You have not touched
my rubber vagina in months.
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Why don't you go prepare us
our dinner, huh?
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Yeah?
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He loves to beat the veal
with his hammer hands.
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Go, go.
-Can I ask why you gave
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a hammer man a vagina?
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Well, it's in the ass.
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The vagina is in the butt?
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Yeah.
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Gary, should I do this?
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[ Romantic music plays ]
If I've learned anything
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from my time in Iraq,
it's that life is short.
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You ever see that movie,
"The Bucket List"?
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I have always wanted
to go camping
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and then watch a sunrise.
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No, not that.
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No, we should do the bucket list
from "The Bucket List."
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You know what I mean?
when they're driving
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the motorcycles down
the Great Wall of China?
Oh!
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Like, Jack Nicholson had
that scene
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where he reconnects
with his daughter?
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T-That would be fun.
That's fun.
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You know what?
You're right.
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We only get one go-around
at this life.
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We should grab it
by the horns.
Yeah...
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Gary: ...and leave good-looking
corpses along the way.
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Oh, yeah, is this hot?
-Oh, i-it's --
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-Do you like it?
-Sort of?
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-So -- Unh! Unh!
-Oh!
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Gary, what the hell
are you doing?
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[ Whispering ]Jenny and
I are taking life by
the horns, Claude.
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So, you're just gonna ignore
what Satan told us to do?
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No, no, Satan wants souls,
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and I'm gonna get him
a soul, Claude.
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Jenny: I was really hoping
that we would
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swim with the dolphins
today,
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but it doesn't look like
that's going to happen.
Grab a spoon, come on.
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Let's be gluttonous.
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And then, we can call
your parents up
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and tell them
to go [bleep] themselves.
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Yeah, we'll "disrespect
thy mother and father."
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What are you do--
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's not --
-Leviticus list of sins?
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-[ Sighs ]
-Gary, you know I'm a Baptist.
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I-I don't want to do
anything on this list.
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You're right.
What am I doing?
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I'm being selfish.
W-What do you want to do?
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I have always wanted
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to get an old-timey mustache
on my finger --
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you know, so in photos I can
be like, "'Ello, guvna" --
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Let's do that.
...and then maybe go
to a butterfly farm.
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-They have those?
-Oh! We could go ride
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a roller coaster,
like, five times in a row.
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I don't know.
-What if, instead,
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you handle cookware
while menstruating?
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[ Rapid banging ]
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We need to figure out
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how to stop your robot
from murdering.
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That's his whole identity.
Okay, listen --
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I'm already planning
to break up with him.
I --
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If he loses his job, too,
he's gonna have nothing left.
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Just tell me
how to shut him off.
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His off-switch is
under his left armpit.
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Yeah, just, uh, there.
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Whoo! Tickle!
Tickle!
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What are you -- Stop it!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[ Banging stops ]
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-[ Laughing ] Stop!
-I gotcha.
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Tickle! Tickle!
Look, stop.
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[ Crash ]
Aah!
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I cooked the cutlets
just how you like,
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but I suppose you two
are more interested
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in suckling each others'
fleshy genitalia.
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Hammerman, it's not like that.
It's not what you think.
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We wanted
to bring you in on this.
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Who's up for a threesome?
Show of hands.
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Raise your hands high
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if you want to have sex
with me and the doctor.
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You...
[ Chuckles ]
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Do I...
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turn you on, Hammerman?
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Or do I turn you...off!
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[ Bones crunch ]
Owww!
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No, st-o-o-op!
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-You home-wrecking bitch.
-No!
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You stop that now!
Claude: [ Sobbing ]
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Owww!
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I hope you have
a great life together.
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Where are you going?
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No, no, not the wall!
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Not the wall!
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[ Birds chirping ]
Jenny: There it is.
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[Sighs] We've done so much
over the past two days, Gary.
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00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:07,413
I've grown
really close to you...
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00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,624
guvna!
240
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,217
Ditto, Jenny.
241
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,118
-Ditto.
-[ Laughs ]
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00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,491
[ Goat bleats ]
243
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,589
You brought a goat
all the way up here?
244
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,732
Uh, yeah.
245
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:23,127
I love fresh goats' milk
straight from the teat.
246
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,070
And I love milking it.
You should try it.
247
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,765
I'm gonna guide your hand
so you can milk him.
248
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:27,897
Oh, "him"?
249
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,471
-I'm sorry. It's a her.
-Oh.
250
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,069
It's just big
for a lady.
251
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,311
-Oh, oh, okay. Um...
-All right.
252
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,305
Ooh, uh,
this feels weird.
253
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,837
Why hasn't any milk
come out yet?
254
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:38,353
It sometimes takes
up to 45 minutes or so.
Oh. Oh.
255
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,305
You just got to --
You can switch hands.
Okay, yeah, my hand is
gonna get pretty tired.
256
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,784
Kiss me while you're
milking the goat.
[ Sighs ]
257
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,853
[ Goat bleating ]
Oh yeah,
just keep milking it.
258
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:49,863
I didn't think anyone would
ever love me looking like this.
259
00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,257
I didn't think anyone could
love me looking like this.
260
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,989
[ Laughs ]
261
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,864
[ Screams ]
Oh, no! Demon!
262
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,703
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Oh, good Lord! Ohh!
263
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,298
I'm still hot.
I'm still hot, see?
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00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,629
It's just a hallucination
brought on
265
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,374
by your brain cancer
or some dumb shit.
266
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,370
Actually, it's ovarian.
267
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,382
Is there something
you need to tell me, Gary?
268
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,205
Aah!
Ohh!
What are you doing?
269
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,010
My boyfriend
was cheating on me,
270
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:15,182
so I am trying
to lose myself in my work.
271
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,222
Jenny, don't you die on me!
You touch this goat penis first!
272
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,388
I am worthless.
No one loves me.
273
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,387
Death take me.
274
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,559
[ Crash, electricity crackling ]
275
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,226
Gary: I was up there
working, Claude.
276
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,355
I wasn't trying
to break off a piece
inside Dr. Nickgibbion.
277
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,731
At least I don't get off
278
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,830
on watching my girlfriend
jerk off a goat.
279
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,232
I was trying to get her
to commit sodomy
280
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,474
so that she could be
down here with me.
281
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,909
Why didn't you just have her
give you a blow job?
282
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,736
"Blow job"?
283
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,041
Since when
is blow jobs a sin?
284
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,083
Even if you're married?
285
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,818
-Big time.
-That sucks!
286
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,845
So, tricking
a devout Christian girl
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00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,250
into touching a goat's dick
is not a sin,
288
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,922
but, "You shall not
print or tattoo
289
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,522
any marks upon you,"
290
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,523
"guvna."
291
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,064
[ Laughs ]
-Coming up Gary!
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00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,831
I'm gonna go see
about a girl.
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00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,200
Jenny?
294
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,068
Jenny?
295
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,737
Jenny?
296
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,896
Jenny?
297
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,341
'Ello, governer.
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00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,669
Robots don't have souls!
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