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Did I ever tell you guys
about the time
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I went down to Georgia
looking for a soul to steal?
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-Yes.
-Many times.
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-Yep.
-Okay, well,
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it's Golden Fiddle Week,
gentlemen.
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Sign one out with Bob.
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You know the drill.
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Find somebody topside
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and bet them a golden fiddle
for their soul.
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Just make sure you can win.
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I don't know how
to play a damn fiddle.
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You don't need to be able
to play a fiddle.
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Just challenge them
to something your good at,
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like William here is
a world-class opera singer.
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[ Singing operatically ]
* Thank yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u
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[ Chuckling ]
That was good.
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I can't believe
he murdered his family.
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Yeah.
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[ Fiddle music plays ]
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Scoot over,
you dirty roofers,
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'cause I'm the best
that's ever been at roofing.
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And I'll bet you
a fiddle of gold
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against your soul that
I'm better than you at tennis.
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I'm the best that's ever
been at tequila drinking.
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Benji: I bet I can
make love to your son,
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and I'm the best
that's ever been.
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I'll beat your ass
at bar trivia!
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I would beg to differ.
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Well, I'm good, but I'm not,
like, a pro or nothing.
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You just said you're
the best that's ever been.
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Bottom line, can I
make love to your son?
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Just one game.
Come on, man!
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I'm calling the police.
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Get out of here!
But I'm the best
that's ever been!
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[ Screaming ]
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, am I safe?
Am I safe?
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Ay-yi-yi, cabron.
[ Chuckles ]
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I bet three dudes
that I could beat them
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at nailing shingles to a roof,
and I crushed their asses
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[chuckling] because I'm
the best there's ever been.
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They weren't even
working very hard.
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They nailed in
a couple of shingles
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and then they all, whole team
said that their back hurts.
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Where's their souls?
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Oh.
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They left before
I could do that.
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Yeah, and then
they moved the ladder
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and they put it in the van
and they drove away.
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I had to shimmy
down a drain pipe,
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and I got stuck in a bush.
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So you basically shingled
that roof for free.
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And I'm the best at it.
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Yep, it said on their business
card that they were the best.
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As a matter of fact,
they were not the best.
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So I'm the best
there's ever been.
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Where's your fiddle,
Gar?
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Oh, I got it right here.
Mm-hmm.
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Where's my fiddle?
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I want all those fiddles back
by the end of the week.
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Do you understand me?
Yes.
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Otherwise,
I'm gonna find them
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and I'm gonna re-string
those veins in your dick,
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you little shit.
I'm not [bleep] around.
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I need those fiddles back.
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They're made
of solid gold!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Troy!
Have you seen my fiddle?
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Oh, where's the fiddle?!
Where's the fiddle?!
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Where's the fiddle?!
Troy, you seen my fiddle?
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Where's my fiddle? I need --
I'm looking for my fiddle.
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Where is it?
I don't know.
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Where did you put
your fiddle?
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There's my fiddle.
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No, no, that's my fiddle.
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That's my fiddle!
No, you stay back.
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That's my fiddle!
It's got roofing tar
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all over it, all right?
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You diddled my fiddle!
Shh! All right, fine, fine!
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I just need to
borrow it for tonight,
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and then I'll
give it back tomorrow!
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What are you
thinking about?!
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You reek of booze.
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Did you lose
your fiddle?
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You've been here
all Golden Fiddle Week
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at Burglar's Cove
getting slammered?
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You! Toad!
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I got another
golden fiddle for your soul,
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and this time,
I brought a trivia expert.
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No.
[ Laughing ] Oh.
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By night's end, I'm gonna be
fiddling while Troy burns.
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That's a reference to Nero
and Rome, 64 A.D.
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But if I'm wagering my soul,
you should wager yours, too.
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Done.
No!
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Both of ours
and the golden fiddle
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in exchange for the fiddle
you won for me last week.
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I will end you.
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"Good Will Hunting."
Best Screenplay, what year?
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'95.
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'97. [ Laughs ]
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This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
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[ Laughs ] Sarah,
I'll take 30 hot wings
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and a diet soda delivered
to my table post haste.
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You can take your tip
out of my bar bucks
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from last week's winnings
when I took him down.
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Well, I got
a real ringer here.
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He knows everything
about pop culture and Canada
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and dead celebrities.
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I've been in hell
for the last 10 years.
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The only
dead celebrities I know
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are Jeffrey Dahmer
and Adolf Hitler.
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I'm the best that's
ever been at bar trivia.
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Yeah, you're the best
that's ever been, all right.
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The best that's ever been
at passing out
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drinking Jello shots
while I have to sit there
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listing Kenny Rogers hits.
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I only know "The Gambler."
I wrote it five times.
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They must think
I'm autistic.
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Shh! Grab two souls.
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Toad ain't gonna
know the difference!
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No, no, no,
what are you doing?
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Shh.
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Hi.
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The [bleep] you two doing
in my soul closet?
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It's a really funny
story.
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Troy's an alcoholic,
and he lost both of our souls
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and our fiddles
in a bar trivia contest,
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so no, Troy,
it's not a funny story.
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#GoldenFiddles, #Souls,
#SuckItSatan.
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Is this the guy?
We're trending?
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These golden fiddles are
recruitment tools, they're bait.
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You are not to lose them
in a bet.
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You lost
to Charlie Daniels.
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He wears a vest
without a shirt.
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He's got a five-pound
Confederate flag belt buckle.
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And that's his proudest thing,
and he has kids.
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Come with me.
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We're gonna get raped.
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Gentlemen, behold.
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Oh.
This is some kind of tree?
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It's the tree of knowledge,
you dumb shit.
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-Oh!
-Ah!
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Let's go, pick it up.
Gobble up this fruit, all right?
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It's chock full
of useless information.
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Come on.
Eat it up.
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You put it in your mouth,
up your ass, I don't care.
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Either way.
Claude, Dizzay, come here.
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You got to help these two
idiots win a trivia contest.
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-Come on.
-Oh, man, I got to eat
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this moldy fruit
because of your dumb asses?
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Get in there. Get some of this.
Come on, it tastes good.
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Drop it, it's not ripe.
[ Burping, gagging ]
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Keep it in, Gary.
Swallow the seeds, too.
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All of it.
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Pete Best was the fifth
Beatle. [ Gags ]
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There we go.
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And The Beatles used to be
called the Quarrymen.
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Is that true?
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"The Simpsons" is
the longest-running
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scripted television show,
but I already knew that.
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Nice. Work it! Work it!
Keep going!
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You're not the real Satan.
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What? Come here.
Come here, you son of a...
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I want my fiddles back!
Do you understand?
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Toad, Eater of Worlds:
Ah, back for more, huh?
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And I see you brought
reinforcements.
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Isn't that right, Dimples?
[ Laughs ]
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I'm referencing the question
you got wrong last week.
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I know. A golf ball on average
has 336 dimples.
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[ Mock crying ]
But you're a week too late.
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And by the end of this match,
I want two more fiddles,
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two more souls,
and I expect to be crowned
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supreme ruler of the underworld.
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Well, sorry,
but we don't have the authority
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to give you any of that.
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It's a deal.
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You're about to learn what
my ass tastes like, Toad.
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[ Fake spits ]
Ugh.
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I think The Dimples
is a great team name.
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No, no, no, no, man.
That name sucks.
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We need something like a play on
the tree of knowledge, like --
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The Fruity Boys.
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-No.
-Big Danglin' Fruits.
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No!
The Stinky Banana Buddies.
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What are you
talking about?
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A bunch of grapes.
Tiny "g," big "R."
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Rapes.
Big Rapes.
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I already
turned our name in.
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Our team name is
Funilingus.
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Funilingus?
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Oh, come on, man.
Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause we're here to have fun,
but if we happen to...
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that wouldn't be bad, either.
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All right, everybody,
welcome to Tuesday trivia.
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We're so happy most of you
are back with us again.
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-Oh, not this again.
-This is the only way
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we're gonna beat this bastard.
-God.
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Trivia Host: Our first
category is music.
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What is the top-selling
album of all time?
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-[ Straining ] Michael Jackson.
-Michael Jackson, "Thriller."
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Michael Jackson's "Thriller"!
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-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, yeah.
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-Hee-hee!
-[ Imitates Michael Jackson ]
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What figure appears
in the background
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of every "Seinfeld" episode?
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-Superman.
-Superman.
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-Superman.
-Whoo!
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The musical "Cats" is based on
a book of poetry by what author?
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-T.S. Eliot.
-T.S. Eliot.
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T.S. Eliot. What is
the world's largest island?
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-Greenland.
-Greenland!
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Greenland.
Just an update on our scores.
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Tied at the top,
we have Funilingus
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and Todd,
Eater of the Worlds.
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Which Elton John album
was the first album...
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[ All speaking indistinctly ]
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"Captain Fantastic
and the Brown Dirt Cowboy."
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-Great job, guys.
-Yeah, dawg.
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[ Gags ]
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How tall is is Big Bird --
You have to wait.
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The -- The answer should be --
8'2" is correct.
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We're doing it, guys.
We're freaking doing it.
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All right, it's time for
our final trivia question
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for all the marbles
and $100 in bar bucks.
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Category is The Bible.
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The question is,
in the book of Thessalonians,
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what city did Satan
stop Paul from traveling to?
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-Detroit?
-I don't know.
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I have no idea.
I don't even know what he said.
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I've only read
The Torah.
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Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
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Todd's not writing
anything down.
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Come on,
we have to get this.
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We got to eat more fruit, man.
It's in the fruit.
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-There's no more fruit.
-How did we eat
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all the fruit already?
-What are you doing?
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I'm phoning a friend.
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[ Ringing ]
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My ear hurts. I better rub it
with my knuckle like this.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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No, asshole.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
No.
242
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,163
He's not picking up the phone.
He must be busy.
243
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,895
Just use my phone.
He'll answer immediately.
244
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,032
Ew, your hands are hot.
245
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,767
Thank you for handing me
that piece of gum, Claude.
246
00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:01,365
[ Rap music plays ]
247
00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,508
[ Cellphone beeps ]
248
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,882
My man.
249
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,951
Hey, hey, hey, where did you
stop Paul from going to?
250
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,520
This is Gary, isn't it?
Using Claude's phone?
251
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,049
[ Imitating Claude ] It's me,
Claude. Shalom.
252
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,554
Yeah.
[ Normal voice ] All right,
253
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,716
this is Gary, okay?
254
00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:14,894
Okay, I got to go.
255
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,222
No, no, no!
See you, Gar.
256
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,886
I got to go.
[ Muffled ] Where did you stop
257
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,585
Paul from going to?
258
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,058
Is your jaw locking up?
259
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,925
Told you those spikes
would give you tetanus.
260
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,604
Okay, yeah. Where did you
stop Paul from going to?
261
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,804
Paul from The Bible.
262
00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,295
Paul-ra-bu-bible?
263
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,396
I don't know who that is man.
What are we doing?
264
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,608
Where did you
stop Paul?
265
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,641
Paul.
266
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,905
Paul?
Paul.
267
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,283
Paul who?
Paul Simon?
268
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,250
No, not Paul Simon.
Who are you, Lorne Michaels?
269
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,309
Paul McCartney?
270
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,747
No, who did you stop Paul
from going to?
271
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,923
I don't -- I don't know.
272
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,291
Paul? You're Paul?
273
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,548
Paul from The Bible.
274
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:51,256
Where did you stop Paul
from The Bible from going to?
275
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,331
The apostle Paul.
276
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,659
Yeah! The -- Yes, yes.
The apostle Paul.
277
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,666
This is in,
uh, Thessalonians, right?
278
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,798
Hurry, come on.
279
00:09:58,832 --> 00:09:59,932
The song is about to end.
280
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,167
I need you
to give me the answer.
281
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,501
Yes.
Where did you stop Paul --
282
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,995
Thessalonica.
Thessalonica.
283
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,567
Yes, it is a very
funny story, actually.
284
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,076
[ Dial tone ]
285
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:08,908
Hello?
286
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,912
Thessalonica.
[ Laughs ]
287
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,105
Funilingus back on top.
288
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,617
I just
turned in Bethlehem.
289
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:19,319
Trivia Host: All answers are in,
and the final answer
290
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,792
to the question is --
291
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,261
Thessalonica!
292
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,620
Thessalonica.
293
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,328
Ha! Whoo!
I got it.
294
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,529
Did -- Did you get it?
295
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,760
Oh, we got it.
Verbally.
296
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,327
But it had to be
written down,
297
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:35,804
and your teammate
clearly wrote..."Belteam."
298
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,966
Do you want me to go buck wild
and rip up this place?
299
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,976
So, you got all of
our golden fiddles back?
300
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,139
Yeah. In a way, yeah.
Absolutely.
301
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,507
What do you mean
"in a way?"
302
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:51,645
Ah, is he the workman?
I want a display case built
303
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,445
right here, big enough
for all four
304
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,116
of my golden fiddles
and four souls. [ Laughs ]
305
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,826
[ Plucks fiddle ]
Who is this?
306
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,828
I will see
your face turn alabaster
307
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,200
when you find
the servant is the master.
308
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,070
"Wrapped Around Your Finger,"
The Police, 1983...
309
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,698
Todd, Eater of Worlds.
310
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,704
His name's Todd Stodski.
Mm-hmm.
311
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,466
Ooh, actually,
while you're at it,
312
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,843
could you get rid of this,
'cause my name's Todd.
313
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,784
Not Satan. [ Laughs ]
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