Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:03,365
Satan: The newer tablets are
portable and thinner than ever,
2
00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:06,674
but not so small when being
forced inside a human rectum.
3
00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,037
Slide.
4
00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,976
And of course,
the classics --
5
00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,710
curling irons,
lava, spikes, popcorn.
6
00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,516
We're shoving the most
cutting-edge technology
7
00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,978
up people's asses,
8
00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:20,516
and now with 3-D printers, the
only limit is our imagination.
9
00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,064
Thank you, Satan.
Hail Satan.
10
00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,860
May you reign
for a million years,
11
00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:24,831
and hold for applause,
12
00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,928
and then
I'll take their questions.
13
00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,399
Kamal:
I have a question.
14
00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:30,398
Why do you praise yourself
in the third person?
15
00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,996
Well, obviously I'm Satan,
so that's, uh -- that's a joke.
16
00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,565
Oh.
Satan likes the ladies.
17
00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,705
Satan don't play that.
You know, that's all.
18
00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,240
I get it.
19
00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,875
But what about this
on the first slide?
20
00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:47,081
Why does it say
that your name is Darren?
21
00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,175
Is that also comedy?
22
00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,747
Darren's
such a ridiculous name.
23
00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,424
You ever --
ever use these?
Chop sticks?
24
00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,523
Yeah, you know, d-depending
on the cuisine sometimes.
25
00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:58,186
Just had some Chinese food.
I had some, uh, moo shu pork.
26
00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,956
Oh, moo shu's a real funny --
funny name.
27
00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,263
Yeah, it's funny.
28
00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,255
I can still smell the moo shu.
Do you smell that? Yeah?
29
00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,027
Like soy sauce?
Mm-hmm.
30
00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,765
And I'm getting a little ginger,
maybe turmeric?
31
00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,111
Oh, there you go. Yeah.
[ Grunting ]
32
00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,380
Oh, wait, uh,
where's the clicker thing?
33
00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,808
I need the click--
[ Strained muttering ]
34
00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,275
Attaboy.
35
00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:24,053
**
36
00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,054
Hey, how are you?
Uh, Darren Farley.
37
00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,217
Hey, yeah, great.
Thanks.
38
00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,256
Hey, Darren!
Whoa! Kip!
39
00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,131
What's up, my man?!
[ Laughs ]
40
00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,500
How you doing, man?
Large and in charge!
41
00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,628
Look at that swag bag.
42
00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,903
You get the granola bar
in there.
43
00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,300
Nice.
T-shirt.
44
00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:41,102
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see the laser pointer.
Yeah!
45
00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,735
How's, uh, things
in Gluttony?
46
00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,810
Any plans for expansion
this year?
47
00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,908
[ Laughing ] Oh, expansion.
Yeah, I get it.
48
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,580
[ Laughs ]
Look at Eric over there
smooching on Satan's ass.
49
00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,781
Oh.
50
00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,152
Oh, sh...
Oh, all smiles.
51
00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,321
Here they come.
Hey, hey, hey!
52
00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,919
Satan!
-Hello! Mwah!
53
00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,251
Hail Satan.
54
00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,257
Real Satan: Darren.
Is that a new ring?
55
00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,859
It's nice.
I like that.
56
00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,190
Darren, I'm very excited
to hear about
57
00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,826
what we're gonna do
about radical Islam.
58
00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,531
Uh...
[ Chuckles ]
59
00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,703
No, no.
60
00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,531
I'm -- I'm doing, uh,
"Things Up the Ass in 2016."
61
00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,997
I've got this great --
Eric: No. No, no, no.
62
00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,335
Terry in Lust is doing
"Things Up the Ass."
63
00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,511
D-D-Did you not
get the e-mail?
64
00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,639
Uh, radical Islam.
I can -- two hours, right?
65
00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,705
Nope. Nope, nope.
66
00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,683
Moved it up.
It's in 20 minutes.
67
00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,153
[ Clears throat ]
68
00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,181
You really got to check
your e-mail, bud.
69
00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,487
[ Telephone ringing ]
70
00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,522
Oh.
71
00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,657
What?
72
00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,191
Darren: Kamal?
Who is this?
73
00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,357
It's Satan!
Everybody whip!
74
00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,525
[ Whips cracking ]
Hi, Satan!
75
00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,174
Kamal.
No, it's Troy.
76
00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,129
You're gonna have to
talk a little louder
77
00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,567
because of
all the whipping!
78
00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,972
I need
a PowerPoint presentation
79
00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,713
on meeting the challenges
of radical Islam.
80
00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,709
I need it in 20 minutes and it
takes 10 minutes to get here.
81
00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,211
Uh, sure, yeah. No problem.
Where are you?
82
00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:58,984
North of Diarrhea Lagoon,
past Pus Valley.
83
00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,852
Past Pus Valley?
Isn't that the edge of Hell?
84
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,552
Yeah, there's,
uh, there's more Hell.
85
00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:04,724
I'll explain
when you get here.
86
00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:05,992
Just don't be late.
Yes. Yes, sir.
87
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,589
[ Whipping continues ]
88
00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,221
Answer your own [bleep] phone
next time.
89
00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,387
Gary!
90
00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,864
And thanks to the good work
of our mascot,
91
00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,163
Cornelius J. Cornchip,
92
00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,164
doing snack cake giveaways
in third-world countries,
93
00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,327
I'm glad to say that
Gluttony is leading the way
94
00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,538
to a more diverse path
in 2016.
95
00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,910
[ Applause ]
Thank you.
96
00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,068
Thanks, Kip.
97
00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,607
Now Darren
from Miscellaneous
98
00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:34,213
is going to enlighten us to
the challenges of radical Islam.
99
00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,278
Darren to the stage.
[ Applause ]
100
00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:41,356
Good luck.
Yeah.
101
00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:45,359
How are we
going to deal with
102
00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:49,603
the recent influx
of radical jihadists?
103
00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:54,540
I have a multi-pronged --
104
00:03:54,568 --> 00:04:01,438
uh, t-- at least two prongs
to the problem, hopefully.
105
00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,545
W-When I speak,
I'm -- I'm --
[ Door opens ]
106
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:09,048
How...dare you interrupt my
presentation, you lowly imps!
107
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,382
But since you did,
108
00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,788
you should plug in the USB cord
into that computer.
109
00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,460
[ Laughs ]
110
00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,918
Here we go.
First slide, here we go.
111
00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,456
Behold.
112
00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,632
The [bleep] am I looking at?
113
00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,990
[ Whispering ]
We're gonna gay marry them.
114
00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,558
We're gonna put them all
in burqas
115
00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,496
so they don't know
who they're gay married to.
116
00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,602
We are gonna gay marry them.
117
00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,304
We're gonna dress them up
in burqas --
So they don't know
who they're gay married --
118
00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,067
...they don't know who
they've gay married then.
119
00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:35,484
I-I don't -- do we really
want to incite them, Darren?
120
00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,309
Darren?
Who's Darren?
121
00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,575
It's a nickname.
122
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,652
They are well organized
and highly motivated, Darren.
123
00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,981
They dug a tunnel
into purgatory,
124
00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,345
stoned a bunch of dudes.
125
00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,654
Yeah, and one of them hid
a knife under his own leg bone.
126
00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,616
They are hard core, Darren.
127
00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,816
But they won't be
doing that
128
00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,117
when they're too busy
having gay sex with each other.
129
00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,658
Next slide.
Just go to the next slide.
130
00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:57,974
So, as you can see, we are going
to contain these jihadists
131
00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,998
in a canyon
surrounded by brown spikes.
132
00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,274
Pork.
It's pulled pork.
133
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,812
Pulled pork.
134
00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,608
And -- and it's covered,
as you can see, with blood.
135
00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,981
Barbecue sauce.
Barbecue sau--
136
00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,179
barbecue blood sau--
bloody barbecue sauce.
137
00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,851
No, regular barbecue.
No, it's
regular barbecue sauce.
138
00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,150
Mu-- Muslims
don't eat pork.
139
00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,852
And...they don't drink.
140
00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,545
Which is why
what we're gonna do then
141
00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,957
is put a stream of vodka
throughout the whole valley.
142
00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,319
They'll hate that.
143
00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,357
Hit the next slide.
144
00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,533
There are no more slides.
That's our last slide.
145
00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,301
Darren, the pulled pork is gonna
get soggy with my slush, man.
146
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,030
Uh, slush?
147
00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,195
Oh, when I --
when I take over your circle,
148
00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,904
we're flooding
your entire area
149
00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,806
with my vile,
inescapable slush, D.
150
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,838
Real Satan:
We have to streamline.
151
00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,483
We're folding Miscellaneous
into Treachery,
152
00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:46,380
and we've appointed Eric
to head up that circle.
No! [ Chuckles ]
153
00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,554
Miscellaneous, that's --
uh, that's my circle.
154
00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,182
Well, it was your circle,
but, uh,
155
00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,847
I had some guys do
a 3-D simulation
156
00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,715
of how the merger's
actually gonna go down, so...
157
00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,664
Yeah, it's --
It's behind you.
158
00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,860
[ Explosion ]
Boom!
159
00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,491
[ Laughs ]
Look at you, Darren, running.
160
00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,558
[ Laughs ]
At midnight,
161
00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:06,896
we are going to explode the
ridge between the two circles,
162
00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:10,544
and two will become one!
163
00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:11,741
Laugh with me.
164
00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,782
[ Laughter ]
165
00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,738
Sorry, Darren.
166
00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,247
Oh, Eric.
167
00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,678
Five chains. How about that?
You rapping now?
[ Laughter ]
168
00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,875
Troy: All in all, it was
a pretty dynamic presentation.
169
00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,747
Darren:
Let's not talk about it.
170
00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,916
I just can't believe
your real name's Darren
171
00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,464
and you're not really Satan.
172
00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,429
You've been lying
this whole time.
Hey, you call me Satan.
173
00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,689
But not in front of
the real Satan, you got it?
174
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,757
We got it.
Yeah.
175
00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,055
So -- so
we're just a circle?
176
00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,567
You know in a public school
when they've got overflow
177
00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,200
and they've got
those trailers?
178
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,274
We're the trailer kids?
We're the trailer kids.
179
00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,244
Well, what are we gonna do,
Darren?
180
00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,583
I said to call me Satan!
181
00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,409
It may be the pee-pee talking,
but I'm telling how it is.
Shut up. Shut up.
182
00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,645
And if I'm gonna be
sitting all day
183
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,550
with a bunch of people who
are not who they say they are,
184
00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,482
then I'm gonna have
some appetizers.
Cut him off.
Cut him off, all right?
185
00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,817
Oh, whoa.
No, [bleep]
186
00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,793
Give it back to him.
It'll be worse.
187
00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,733
Might as well
just order some appetizers.
188
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,788
You know
what's gonna happen now?
189
00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,426
You see all this slush?
190
00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,461
All of this is
about to be our circle.
191
00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,567
We're gonna be swimming
in this stuff.
192
00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,299
I'll tell you
what you do.
[ Sighs ]
193
00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:18,614
You just go kill Eric
and you take over his circle.
194
00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:22,279
You'd beat Treachery
at his own game.
195
00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:27,081
I like it. I'm in.
196
00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,324
Darren's gonna kill you
tonight.
197
00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,619
I knew that.
198
00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,921
I also knew that you would come
blabbing to me about it.
199
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,424
Still though.
Pretty treacherous.
200
00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,257
Yeah, I just thought
I'd show you
201
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,432
how I'd be perfect
for your inner circle.
202
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,631
Well, we prize loyalty
above all.
203
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,544
[ Laughs ]
204
00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,299
I'm kidding.
You got a card?
Oh!
205
00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,107
[ Laughs ]
206
00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,979
Hi, I'm Gary.
207
00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,008
And I don't have
a business card,
208
00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:00,184
but I do have this napkin
all covered with honey mustard,
209
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,683
and it's got my name on it
so you can remember it.
210
00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,516
And I will take down a rack
of ribs right in front of you
211
00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,692
if you want me to.
212
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,819
Actually, in Gluttony,
we devour our own excrement.
213
00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,187
Is that something
you'd be interested in, or...
214
00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,325
No.
Sure?
215
00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,961
No, it's disgusting.
216
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,866
I'll call you
if you are inter--
217
00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,468
You know what?
218
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,669
Actually, let me just --
I don't have a lot of these.
219
00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,544
So, thank you.
220
00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,383
**
221
00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,138
Troy and I set up
the explosives,
222
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,147
so they're gonna go off
right underneath the plunger.
223
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,349
All systems are go,
Darren.
224
00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,551
What?
225
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,053
Is it cool with you, Dar,
if I call you Dar?
226
00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,985
Short for Darren.
No.
227
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,720
'Cause
the real Satan's here.
228
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:43,756
Darren.
229
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,491
I'm...
230
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,155
No, don't pull it off.
Eric: Darren.
231
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,225
Get up here.
You're a big part of this.
232
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,673
Darren has been
a real champ
233
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:52,899
during
this difficult transition,
234
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,103
so I want him
to do the plunger.
235
00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:58,574
Yes, Darren, why are you
so far away behind that rock?
236
00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,866
Uh, oh, uh...
237
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,408
I, uh...
238
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,582
Come up
to press the plunger.
239
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,912
Fine.
240
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,077
[ Inhales deeply ]
241
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:11,075
I'll do it.
242
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,148
**
243
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,064
Uh, I'd like to have Gary
come up and do it.
244
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,896
Gary, come on up.
I don't want to do it.
245
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,632
Get your ass up here!
I won't do it!
246
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,937
Troy!
I got to get something!
247
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:32,309
Oh, now, Eric,
where are you trotting off to?
248
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,209
Come on, Satan.
I mean, you should do it.
249
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,711
It's all for your glory,
right?
250
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,083
Well, why would I do that
and get blown to bits?
251
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,611
That
doesn't make any...
[ Screams ]
252
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,490
[ Laughs ]
Oh, look at that!
253
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,591
He's --
[ Screams ]
254
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,626
Oh!
You did it, Kip!
255
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,403
They're both in the slush!
[ Laughs ]
256
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,431
Down on your knees,
Darren!
257
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:04,807
I am now Satan!
All of you bow down before me!
258
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,608
Yeah, Kip. Uh, Satan.
H-Hail Satan.
259
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,141
Build for me
this barbecue pork canyon
260
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,578
with vodka stream at once!
261
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,824
Whatever you want.
262
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,090
Your secret
is totally safe with me, sir,
263
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,149
but what are we gonna do
about Gary?
264
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,858
He's gonna blab to everybody.
You know that he will.
265
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,461
[ Sighs ]
266
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,962
Hey, Darren, what's up?
267
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,004
Listen,
it was mind blowing
268
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,499
watching you bow down
to that big fat guy.
269
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,000
I was just like, "What is even
happening here," you know?
270
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,033
Yeah,
it was pretty crazy.
271
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,337
But it's kind of nice
272
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,498
'cause it's like I can relax
around you, you know?
273
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,666
[ Chuckles ]
274
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,635
I'll bet, yeah.
275
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,013
You guys like Chinese?
276
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:41,981
Oh.
277
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,509
[ Asian accent ]
Me rike Chinese.
278
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,853
[ Crying ]
279
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,280
Dizzay: What happened
to Gary and Troy?
280
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:53,685
Oh, uh, they, uh, were both
eating Chinese food and running,
281
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,191
and they both tripped
282
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,492
and the chopsticks went up
their nose at the same time.
283
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,555
Oh. Okay.
Yeah.
284
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:01,863
All right.
Okay.
285
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,695
Yeah, um, we made
a North Carolina vinegar sauce,
286
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,172
but it's not
holding the brisket together.
287
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,710
So what I want to do
is make a cool red berm here,
288
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,869
you know, to keep the
pulled pork out of the vodka.
289
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,707
But this says make benches
out of coleslaw.
290
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,375
How the hell you make a bench
out of a coleslaw?
291
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,053
Just do it.
292
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,423
Satan wills it.
20348
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
