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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:40,208 My name is Richard. 2 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:44,462 So what else do you need to know? 3 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:47,090 Stuff about my family or where I'm from? 4 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,843 None of that matters. 5 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:54,806 Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose... 6 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:59,061 ...looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting... 7 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:02,189 ...and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. 8 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:06,401 So after 18 hours in the back of an airplane... 9 00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:11,073 ...three dumb movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep... 10 00:01:11,156 --> 00:01:13,117 ...I finally touch down... 11 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,702 - Hey, you! How about you? - ...in Bangkok. 12 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:18,622 Do you want to go to the waterfall? Floating market! 13 00:01:18,706 --> 00:01:20,833 1,500$. Cheap for you! Come on! Hey! 14 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:23,502 Hey! Do you need somewhere to stay? 15 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:26,463 - I'll find my own place, thanks. - What you want, man? 16 00:01:26,547 --> 00:01:28,883 And this is it. Bangkok. 17 00:01:28,966 --> 00:01:31,051 Good-time city. 18 00:01:31,135 --> 00:01:33,220 Gateway to Southeast Asia. 19 00:01:33,304 --> 00:01:38,184 Where dollars and Deutschmarks get turned into counterfeit watches and genuine scars. 20 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:40,770 Good time! Boy! Girl! Fucking! No problem! 21 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:44,899 - This is where the hungry come to feed. - You wanna drink snake blood? 22 00:01:45,775 --> 00:01:47,944 Wait a minute. Did you say snake blood? 23 00:01:48,027 --> 00:01:50,112 Oh, yeah! 24 00:01:51,114 --> 00:01:53,699 - No, thanks. - What is wrong with snake blood? 25 00:01:53,783 --> 00:01:57,787 - I just... don't like the idea. - Maybe you're scared. 26 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:00,707 - Afraid of something new. - I just don't like the idea. 27 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,667 Like every tourist! 28 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,836 You want it all be safe. 29 00:02:04,919 --> 00:02:07,005 Just like America! 30 00:02:09,966 --> 00:02:11,968 So never refuse an invitation. 31 00:02:13,595 --> 00:02:16,723 Never resist the unfamiliar. 32 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:34,533 Never fail to be polite. 33 00:02:34,616 --> 00:02:36,576 Gentlemen... 34 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,745 ...that was excellent. 35 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:40,914 And never outstay your welcome. 36 00:02:42,624 --> 00:02:46,086 Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. 37 00:02:46,962 --> 00:02:49,047 And if it hurts... 38 00:02:49,131 --> 00:02:51,216 ...it's probably worth it. 39 00:02:52,885 --> 00:02:54,136 Hey. 40 00:02:54,219 --> 00:02:56,305 - Good evening. - Hi. 41 00:02:56,388 --> 00:02:58,641 - Can I get a room, please? - Yes. 42 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:18,786 The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. 43 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,997 We all travel thousands of miles... 44 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,293 ...just to watch TV and check into somewhere with all the comforts of home. 45 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:28,463 And you gotta ask yourself... 46 00:03:28,546 --> 00:03:32,467 We'll have this place cleaned up in a jiffy, so don't you worry! 47 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:34,636 ...what is the point of that? 48 00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:16,887 - Et voila! - Thank you. 49 00:04:17,596 --> 00:04:19,264 Bonsoir. 50 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:21,975 Bonsoir. 51 00:04:22,643 --> 00:04:24,770 Good night. 52 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:27,981 And as for traveling alone... 53 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:29,858 ...fuck it! 54 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:33,529 If that's the way it has to be, then that's the way it is. 55 00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:01,557 Everybody happy?! 56 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:06,020 Everybody having a good time, eh? 57 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:08,189 Fuck you! Fuck you! 58 00:05:08,272 --> 00:05:10,358 Please shut up, OK? 59 00:05:10,441 --> 00:05:12,527 Bastard parasites! 60 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:14,195 Viruses! 61 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:17,115 That's fuckin' great! Cancers! 62 00:05:17,198 --> 00:05:19,284 Bastard cancers! 63 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:26,916 He! Tu vas fermer ta putain de gueule?! 64 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,713 A big, chunky Charlie that's eatin' up the whole fuckin' world! 65 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,886 Hey! 66 00:05:38,386 --> 00:05:40,472 Hey, you! 67 00:05:45,227 --> 00:05:49,314 - You got anything to smoke? - No, I don't have anything to smoke! 68 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,485 That's no problem, pal, cos, er... 69 00:05:53,569 --> 00:05:56,613 ...I've got loads of the fuckin' stuff. 70 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,299 Do ya understand what I'm sayin'? 71 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:16,967 Yeah. 72 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:19,345 No, you don't. 73 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:23,140 No, you're right. I don't. 74 00:06:26,143 --> 00:06:28,229 Ahh, that's better! 75 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:34,735 Thanks. 76 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,989 It was the beach. You understand? 77 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,201 The beach. It was too... 78 00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:47,916 ...beautiful. Too much input, too much... sensation. I try to keep it under control... 79 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:52,170 ...but it just keeps spilling out and spilling out and spilling out. 80 00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:56,091 You see, erm... 81 00:06:56,174 --> 00:06:58,259 ...she's on an island. 82 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,515 And the island is... is perfect. 83 00:07:02,598 --> 00:07:05,810 I mean... I mean, real perfection here. 84 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:09,355 I'm not just talking about... "Oh, that's nice." 85 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,984 it's the real fuckin' deal, OK? 86 00:07:15,153 --> 00:07:17,238 It's perfect. 87 00:07:17,321 --> 00:07:20,158 See, it's like a... a lagoon. 88 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:22,327 Ya know, a tidal... lagoon. 89 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,495 See, it's sealed in by cliffs. 90 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:27,540 Totally fuckin' secret, totally fuckin'... 91 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:29,709 ...forbidden. 92 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,753 And nobody can ever, ever... 93 00:07:31,836 --> 00:07:33,922 ...ever, ever go there. Ever. 94 00:07:35,799 --> 00:07:37,717 But a few people went... 95 00:07:37,801 --> 00:07:40,053 ...once upon a time. 96 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:43,223 Men and women with ideals. You understand? 97 00:07:43,306 --> 00:07:47,686 I'm not just talking about the usual... travelin' fuckin' wanks. 98 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,856 Do you believe in that place? 99 00:07:51,773 --> 00:07:53,817 No. 100 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:57,320 But I guess you're gonna tell me that I should, right? 101 00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:05,621 It does not fuckin' matter what I think any more. 102 00:08:05,704 --> 00:08:07,789 It's up to you. 103 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,418 Ideals, eh? 104 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,712 We were just fuckin' parasites! 105 00:08:13,796 --> 00:08:16,298 The big, chunky Charlie! 106 00:08:21,178 --> 00:08:23,264 See, I was the one... 107 00:08:23,347 --> 00:08:27,351 ...that was trying to find the cure. Procurer of the cure. 108 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:31,188 I said to them "You've got to leave." 109 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,692 "You've got to leave this place." 110 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,571 But they would not listen. 111 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:45,328 No offense an' all, but... 112 00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:49,081 ...you're fucked in the head, right? 113 00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:05,431 Here, Richard. 114 00:09:08,935 --> 00:09:11,020 It's been nice knowin' you, man. 115 00:09:12,939 --> 00:09:15,025 Yeah. You, too. 116 00:09:41,218 --> 00:09:43,929 Be careful! Electric... Electricity! 117 00:09:45,764 --> 00:09:49,143 - Ma'am! Ma'am! - Chill, man! 118 00:09:49,226 --> 00:09:51,353 No worry! 119 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,529 Hey! Man. 120 00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,698 There is a letter for you. 121 00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:04,658 A what? 122 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:06,619 Letter on your door. 123 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:31,936 No fuckin' way! 124 00:10:34,606 --> 00:10:36,149 Do you... 125 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:55,126 Hello? 126 00:11:29,411 --> 00:11:31,497 You hope... 127 00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:34,083 ...and you dream... 128 00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:39,088 ...but you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. 129 00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:42,758 Not like it does in the movies. 130 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,055 And when it actually does... 131 00:11:49,932 --> 00:11:52,018 ...you want it to feel different. 132 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,231 More visceral. 133 00:11:57,315 --> 00:11:59,776 More real. 134 00:12:07,742 --> 00:12:09,827 I was waiting for it to hit me. 135 00:12:13,373 --> 00:12:15,458 But it just wouldn't happen. 136 00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:18,336 The name of Mr. Daffy Duck. 137 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,505 Never Never Land. 138 00:12:20,588 --> 00:12:22,674 Gonna fuck up all the paperwork. 139 00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:28,597 The police were pissed because he was traveling under a false passport. 140 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,765 Go ahead, sign the statement. 141 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,068 It's OK. 142 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:45,447 It just say he cut his wrists - already dead when you found him. 143 00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:49,826 But they didn't ask me about the map, so... 144 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,495 No problem. 145 00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:54,581 ...I didn't tell 'em. 146 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,629 You have a nice day. 147 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:09,013 Good luck! 148 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:11,182 Excuse me. 149 00:13:15,811 --> 00:13:17,897 Look... I mean... 150 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:22,193 ...this island may not actually even exist. 151 00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:25,029 Even if it does, I don't know if we can get there or not. 152 00:13:25,112 --> 00:13:27,990 I just wondered if you wanted to come with me. 153 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,159 That's all. 154 00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,258 Hey! You wanna take a hike? 155 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,136 Uh... a-a trip, a journey? 156 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,847 With y-your girlfriend and me? 157 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,224 I mean, the two of you and me. Together. 158 00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:55,894 - I-I'm talking about the secret isla-... - Hi. 159 00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:57,312 Hi. 160 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:05,029 I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but... 161 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,532 ...you always wind up doing the same thing. 162 00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:15,456 I realised that I had absolutely no idea of how I was gonna get there. 163 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,294 But Etienne... 164 00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:22,880 I mean, I have to hand it to the guy. He was great. 165 00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,675 I mean, he organized the whole thing - tickets... 166 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,094 ...timetables, the whole damn trip. 167 00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:32,307 Bangkok to Surat Thani. Surat Thani to Na Thon. 168 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,476 Na Thon to Chaweng. 169 00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,895 500 miles in 24 hours... 170 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:39,481 ...at less than 400 baht. 171 00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,651 Trust me, that's a very good deal. 172 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:50,408 We were headed for the great unknown. 173 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:54,579 But to get there, we had to follow the regular tourist trail. 174 00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:13,724 ♪ A little less pushin' and shovin' ♪ 175 00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:14,808 ♪ Take it easy ♪ 176 00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:17,227 ♪ You could even get sleazy ♪ 177 00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:19,146 ♪ Come around ♪ 178 00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:20,981 ♪ Watch a movie ♪ 179 00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:22,650 ♪ With the sound down ♪ 180 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,819 ♪ And get woozy... ♪ 181 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:28,614 It's arranged. Tomorrow morning. 1800 baht. 182 00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,574 Ah, great man! Nice work! 183 00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:33,661 There is one problem. He will not take us to the island. 184 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:37,373 It's in the national park and it's forbidden to go there. But... 185 00:15:38,124 --> 00:15:41,502 ...we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night. 186 00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,796 Yeah... No, see, that's the wrong one. 187 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,965 Yeah, I know that. 188 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,384 Right. But how do we get from there to there? 189 00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:51,262 - We swim. - We swim? 190 00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:54,974 Yeah. We leave our rucksacks on this island and then we swim. 191 00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:59,187 - You can swim, can't you, Richard? - Of course I can swim. 192 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:02,732 - So no problem. - So h-how far is it, though? 193 00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:04,984 I don't know. One or two kilometers. 194 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:09,197 - Cool. Cool... Not far at all - Stop it, Richard. It will be worth it. 195 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,283 An adventure. And just... the three of us. 196 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,710 Uh-oh. 197 00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:25,714 "Can you swim?" 198 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:30,594 "I can swim! Oh, yeah! I am French and I have the beautiful girlfriend, too! Huh!" 199 00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:35,641 Great 200 00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,310 - Goddammit! - Locked out, huh? 201 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:42,022 Yeah. 202 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,567 - Lost your key? - Uh-huh. 203 00:16:47,111 --> 00:16:49,196 - Bummer! - Yeah, bummer! 204 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:54,159 So, uh... you wanna grab a beer or somethin'? 205 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:04,837 - You're better off without her. - Sammy, how the fuck would you know?! 206 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,006 You've never even met her! 207 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:10,593 I'm just tryin' to help the guy through the dark times. 208 00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:13,387 - It's not a problem. - You see, Zeph? 209 00:17:13,471 --> 00:17:16,766 - It's not a problem. - Change the fuckin' subject. 210 00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:22,355 All right. Let's talk about how you spend an hour in front of the mirror every day. 211 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:26,776 Oh, that's nice You know this guy? He likes to wipe his ass with tree leaves. 212 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:30,280 He thinks he's some sort of jungle commando. 213 00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,115 - Whatever. - I swear to God! 214 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,284 - Whatever. - Damn! 215 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,244 I presume... 216 00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:39,497 ...you know the story of the Kentucky fried mouse. 217 00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,291 Yeah. 218 00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:43,460 Woman bites into a chicken leg... 219 00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:45,879 ...and it turns out to be, uh... a mouse. 220 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:47,297 Right? 221 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,466 It's an urban myth. 222 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:54,888 Exactly. It always happened to a friend of a friend of someone else. 223 00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:56,765 - So? - So... 224 00:17:56,848 --> 00:18:01,228 ...I guess there's this urban myth goin' around here at the moment. 225 00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,021 It's about a beach. 226 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:06,817 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 227 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,320 And this beach is... perfect, man. 228 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:12,489 It's on an island, right? 229 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,242 Hidden from the sea. 230 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:18,078 Now, imagine. You got... 231 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,788 ...pure white sand. 232 00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:21,957 Crystal-clear water. 233 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:25,127 - Palm trees. - Yeah, with coconuts and shit! 234 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:27,588 Yo, tell him the best part, dawg. 235 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,714 Plus... 236 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,883 ...enough dope, Richard... 237 00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:33,719 ...to smoke all day, every day... 238 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:37,098 - ...for the rest of your goddamn life! - Yeah! Mad weed! 239 00:18:39,141 --> 00:18:44,772 Only a few people know exactly where it is, and they keep it absolutely secret. 240 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:47,900 No one's actually ever met any of these people. 241 00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:50,486 Exactly. It's a Kentucky fried mouse! 242 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,612 Hm! 243 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,490 Although, if I had a key to a place like that... 244 00:18:54,574 --> 00:19:00,121 ...I'd keep it to myself cos... you don't want every fuckin' asshole in Thailand... 245 00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:01,998 ...turnin' up! Boo-boo! 246 00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:04,334 Yeah, yeah. 247 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,003 So whaddaya think about that story, Richard? 248 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,175 It's good. 249 00:19:12,258 --> 00:19:14,344 It's a good story. 250 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:17,097 Hey, you! I got your key! 251 00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:22,435 Now, I know it wasn't a part of the plan... 252 00:19:22,519 --> 00:19:25,647 ...but I made a decision to leave a copy of the map. 253 00:19:26,439 --> 00:19:29,860 I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made. 254 00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:35,407 I told myself that spreading news is a part of a traveler's nature. 255 00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:38,952 But if I was being completely honest... 256 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,205 ...I was just like everybody else: 257 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,459 ...shit-scared of the great unknown. 258 00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:49,338 Desperate to take a little piece of home with me. 259 00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:05,104 - Richard? - Are you ready? 260 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,273 Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. 261 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,527 Let's go. 262 00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:56,323 Feel dead 263 00:20:56,614 --> 00:20:58,450 Feel dead 264 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,703 Feel dead 265 00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:03,372 Feel dead 266 00:21:03,456 --> 00:21:06,584 Happy 267 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,507 Francoise? 268 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:15,218 Chut! Etienne will be angry if I wake him. 269 00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:18,680 He thinks I waste time, taking photographs of the sky. 270 00:21:20,598 --> 00:21:22,684 Oh... 271 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,568 - I think so, too. - Yeah? 272 00:21:31,651 --> 00:21:33,737 Have a look. 273 00:21:36,072 --> 00:21:39,034 One night, I will get the perfect photograph. 274 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:50,879 Hi! 275 00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:53,048 Whoa! 276 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:08,355 You realise that... 277 00:22:08,439 --> 00:22:10,524 ...in the eternity of space... 278 00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:15,904 ...there's probably a planet out there, right... 279 00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:18,490 ...just like this one... 280 00:22:18,574 --> 00:22:20,326 ...where another you... 281 00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:23,120 ...is photographing back down towards us. 282 00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:28,626 I mean, essentially, you are photographing yourself in a parallel universe. 283 00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:30,795 Incredible. 284 00:22:31,962 --> 00:22:34,048 Yeah... 285 00:22:34,131 --> 00:22:36,717 There are infinite worlds out there, ya know? 286 00:22:36,801 --> 00:22:39,220 Where anything you want to happen... 287 00:22:39,303 --> 00:22:41,013 ...does happen. 288 00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:43,182 Richard, do you know something? 289 00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:44,267 Hm? 290 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:47,270 This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit... 291 00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:51,274 ...Americans always say to French girls... so they can sleep with them. 292 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,404 God! Sorry. 293 00:22:56,487 --> 00:22:58,656 I thought I was doin' pretty good. 294 00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:01,242 It's just the sky, Richard. Let's try. 295 00:23:01,701 --> 00:23:03,787 Yeah. 296 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:05,955 Idiot. 297 00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:12,671 Un, deux, trois... 298 00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:13,713 ...quatre. 299 00:23:13,797 --> 00:23:17,133 When you develop an infatuation for someone... 300 00:23:17,217 --> 00:23:21,763 ...you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. 301 00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:24,099 It doesn't need to be a good reason. 302 00:23:24,182 --> 00:23:27,436 Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. 303 00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:29,604 Now, in the long run... 304 00:23:29,688 --> 00:23:34,568 ...that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. 305 00:23:34,651 --> 00:23:36,904 But in the haze of infatuation... 306 00:23:37,654 --> 00:23:41,533 ...it's just what you've been searching for all these years. 307 00:23:47,873 --> 00:23:50,584 - One kilometer. - Two. 308 00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:54,588 - Richard? - I don't know. I'm American. 309 00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:57,883 - So? - We think in miles, not kilometers. 310 00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,469 OK. So how many miles do you think it is? 311 00:24:01,554 --> 00:24:05,224 I don't know. But it looks like a long way away. 312 00:24:05,307 --> 00:24:07,977 If it's too far, we're gonna drown. 313 00:24:12,607 --> 00:24:15,109 But if we don't try, we'll never know, right? 314 00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,945 Right. 315 00:24:21,991 --> 00:24:24,243 So let's go! 316 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,586 Whoo! 317 00:24:58,612 --> 00:25:01,823 - Are you guys all right? - Yeah, we're OK. 318 00:25:01,907 --> 00:25:03,992 I think we're about halfway. 319 00:25:07,955 --> 00:25:10,707 Oh, fuck! Richard! 320 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:13,502 - Fuck! - What? 321 00:25:13,585 --> 00:25:15,337 I saw a fin! 322 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:18,424 - Tsk! What? Are you joking? - No, no, no! 323 00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:20,134 A fin! 324 00:25:21,176 --> 00:25:22,636 OK, a shark fin? 325 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,682 I don't know. Just a fin. Over there, about 100 metres. 326 00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:32,104 - Well, was it big? - Yes. 327 00:25:34,106 --> 00:25:36,400 What the fuck do you expect me to do about it?! 328 00:25:36,484 --> 00:25:39,070 Nothing! I just thought you should know. 329 00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:41,405 To be honest, I'd rather you hadn't told me! 330 00:25:41,489 --> 00:25:45,451 - OK, I'm sorry. - Well, it's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it?! 331 00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,049 Francoise! Francoise! She's gone! 332 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,759 Oh, my God! 333 00:26:01,843 --> 00:26:06,764 - Oh, my God! OK, what happened? - She just went under the water! 334 00:26:06,848 --> 00:26:08,933 She was pulled under! 335 00:26:10,727 --> 00:26:12,228 Francoise! 336 00:26:12,312 --> 00:26:15,065 Francoise! I don't see her! 337 00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:17,776 Oh, fuck! It's her bag! 338 00:26:17,859 --> 00:26:21,529 OK. Was there a shark? Did you see a shark, Etienne? 339 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,615 I don't know! 340 00:26:23,698 --> 00:26:25,450 I don't know! 341 00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:27,452 Fuck! 342 00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:29,162 Don't fuck me! 343 00:26:36,336 --> 00:26:38,547 Fuck you! 344 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,801 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 345 00:26:45,053 --> 00:26:47,723 Oh, you Europeans, you're so funny 346 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,809 You have such a playful sense of humor 347 00:26:50,893 --> 00:26:54,063 No wonder your comedy has conquered the world 348 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,857 - What about Moliere? - Who? 349 00:26:57,399 --> 00:26:59,068 Oh, fuck off! 350 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,043 - Agh! - Come on. 351 00:28:12,352 --> 00:28:14,437 Wow! 352 00:28:23,863 --> 00:28:27,075 Now, this is what I call a lot of dope! 353 00:28:32,247 --> 00:28:34,332 Oh, putain! 354 00:28:40,589 --> 00:28:42,674 T'as dupapiera rouler? 355 00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:54,186 Hey! Tch, tch, tch! 356 00:30:00,545 --> 00:30:02,630 OK... OK... 357 00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:06,885 We're gonna go this way. OK? Shut up. Shut up. 358 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,935 Argh! Agh! 359 00:31:50,156 --> 00:31:52,242 Sure, we should've turned back. 360 00:31:53,034 --> 00:31:55,120 But I wasn't going to. 361 00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:57,289 Not now. 362 00:31:57,372 --> 00:31:59,916 I just kept telling them we'd get there. 363 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,585 "Trust me... 364 00:32:01,668 --> 00:32:04,046 ...it's paradise." 365 00:32:04,129 --> 00:32:07,299 if we take this down, it should lead us all the way. 366 00:32:08,884 --> 00:32:10,969 Come on! 367 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,963 Oh, God! 368 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,475 Putain de merde! 369 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,316 Well? 370 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,028 - Well what? - How do we get down? 371 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:12,615 How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything? 372 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,827 - We'll jump. - Fuck! You wanted to be in command! 373 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:19,873 I only took command because you lost your nerve, French boy! 374 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,375 Yeah. And look where you've taken us! 375 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,754 - We'll jump. - If you're not happy... 376 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,256 ...you can just take over. All right, sir?! 377 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,342 All right, I will. 378 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,845 - There. We climb down there. - We can jump. 379 00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:37,015 Francoise! Look... We're not gonna jump! 380 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:40,227 All right? So just can it! And as for climbing down there... 381 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,603 ...that is just... 382 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,481 ...an asshole suggestion! 383 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:50,988 - Calling me an asshole? - Yeah. And that's just the start of it. 384 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,866 - All right, fuckface, let's do it! - Motherfucker! 385 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:55,826 Francoise! 386 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,541 - Shit! - Francoise! 387 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,299 Come on, guys! It's OK! 388 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:13,678 It's not dangerous! Come on! 389 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:16,222 Drop the bags down! Come on! 390 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:19,225 All right. So we'll jump. 391 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,853 Oh, fuck! 392 00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:34,741 Whoa! 393 00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,826 Whoo-hoo! 394 00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:39,162 Did you see that? Shit! 395 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,331 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 396 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:42,707 Yes! 397 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,876 Whoo-hoo! 398 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:58,266 Oh, my God! 399 00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:02,937 Congratulations! 400 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:06,774 Took me the best part of an hour to work up the balls to do that. 401 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:13,698 Mind you, I was on my own, so you have to make allowances. Ya know what I mean? 402 00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:17,911 I think maybe you'd better meet up with Sal. 403 00:35:17,994 --> 00:35:20,914 Jesus Christ! We're fuckin' here! 404 00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:23,208 Do ya realise that? 405 00:35:26,836 --> 00:35:28,922 Don't you go anywhere! 406 00:35:35,554 --> 00:35:37,222 All right. 407 00:35:37,305 --> 00:35:39,391 You're doin' well. 408 00:35:40,308 --> 00:35:43,812 - Ciao! Sonja! A que si? - Hi. 409 00:35:49,568 --> 00:35:51,653 Noisy kitchen! 410 00:35:51,737 --> 00:35:53,614 How are ya doin'? 411 00:35:53,697 --> 00:35:56,617 - What's for dinner? - One guess. Fish. 412 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,744 I don't know what we expected. 413 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:02,456 People living in a cave, maybe even a few guys in tents. 414 00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:03,791 Gregorio! 415 00:36:03,874 --> 00:36:05,876 But nothing like this. 416 00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:08,003 - How are you, Keaty? - Don't smoke 'em! 417 00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:10,756 It was like we arrived into a lost world. 418 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:16,846 A full-scale community of travelers - not just passing through, but actually living here. 419 00:36:20,599 --> 00:36:22,685 I suddenly became aware... 420 00:36:23,477 --> 00:36:25,563 ...that we weren't even invited. 421 00:36:31,986 --> 00:36:34,655 - The guy who drew it? - Daffy. 422 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:37,825 Yeah... Yeah. He's dead. 423 00:36:37,909 --> 00:36:40,119 What? No way! 424 00:36:40,203 --> 00:36:44,040 Yeah. He cut his wrists open in a hotel room on the Khao San Road. 425 00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:47,251 - You have seen this?! - Well, I came afterwards. 426 00:36:49,754 --> 00:36:52,674 Well, that's sad news. 427 00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:56,678 He was... one of the founders of our community. 428 00:36:56,761 --> 00:36:58,388 Oh. 429 00:36:58,471 --> 00:37:00,557 But he became depressed. 430 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,143 Crazy. 431 00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:09,399 The police didn't know what to do with the body, so I guess they'll incinerate him. 432 00:37:14,070 --> 00:37:17,199 Do you think he gave a map to anybody else? 433 00:37:17,282 --> 00:37:19,534 L-I... No, I don't think so. 434 00:37:20,452 --> 00:37:23,163 And you. Have you shown this map to anybody? 435 00:37:23,246 --> 00:37:24,289 No. 436 00:37:24,998 --> 00:37:26,041 No. 437 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,543 No. 438 00:37:30,504 --> 00:37:31,755 Good. 439 00:37:34,091 --> 00:37:37,094 We value our secrecy. 440 00:37:41,223 --> 00:37:43,642 - Yeah! - Whoo! 441 00:38:01,994 --> 00:38:04,080 You hear that? You hear that? 442 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:09,377 Look at this guy. 443 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,249 Oh, c'est magnifique. 444 00:39:05,642 --> 00:39:07,978 Oh, it's so fucking beautiful, man! 445 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:43,472 - Neighbours! - Hey! I've got your oils, man. 446 00:39:45,808 --> 00:39:47,894 I want to give you something. 447 00:39:47,977 --> 00:39:51,564 Listen up, everybody. 448 00:39:51,647 --> 00:39:53,524 OK. 449 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:57,195 Tomorrow, I will travel for many miles on a bicycle. 450 00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,239 Um... 451 00:39:59,322 --> 00:40:00,365 Vicki. 452 00:40:00,448 --> 00:40:02,367 Uh... Uh... 453 00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:04,744 Uh... Sutra cuputovati... 454 00:40:04,828 --> 00:40:06,788 ...mnogo milja biciklom. 455 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:09,332 Great! Very good. Helene? 456 00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:11,501 Very good! 457 00:40:11,584 --> 00:40:16,339 Sutra cuputovati... mnogo milja biciklom. 458 00:40:16,423 --> 00:40:17,757 Very good. 459 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,969 Right. It's far too easy, though. 460 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:24,222 - Oh, please! - Yes! OK. 461 00:40:24,764 --> 00:40:28,852 Sutra cuputovatimnogo milja biciklom. Da posetim svoju tatu... 462 00:40:28,935 --> 00:40:34,274 ...koji cuva koze na planini. There's more, ya know! 463 00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:37,527 - You always know everything! - Richard! 464 00:40:40,864 --> 00:40:42,407 Sutra... 465 00:40:42,491 --> 00:40:44,034 ...cu... 466 00:40:44,118 --> 00:40:45,577 ...putovati... 467 00:40:45,661 --> 00:40:47,746 ...mnogo milja biciklom. 468 00:40:47,830 --> 00:40:49,248 Yes! Richard! 469 00:40:49,331 --> 00:40:51,250 Represented, man! 470 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:54,878 Sutra cuputovati mnogo milja biciklom. 471 00:40:55,879 --> 00:40:57,423 This became our world. 472 00:40:58,382 --> 00:41:00,718 And these people, our family. 473 00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:05,848 Back home was just one more place we didn't think about. 474 00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:08,184 I settled in. 475 00:41:08,267 --> 00:41:10,144 I found my vocation: 476 00:41:10,227 --> 00:41:12,313 ...the pursuit... 477 00:41:12,396 --> 00:41:13,981 ...of pleasure. 478 00:41:28,246 --> 00:41:30,331 Sal was the leader. 479 00:41:30,415 --> 00:41:34,544 But it wasn't a big deal. I mean, there wasn't any ideology or shit like that. 480 00:41:34,627 --> 00:41:38,715 It was just a beach resort... for people who don't like beach resorts. 481 00:41:38,798 --> 00:41:40,383 ...some of us build. 482 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:43,553 Even paradise takes a little shaping. 483 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,893 For years, they kept this place a secret. 484 00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:54,356 They didn't need to tell anyone. They were practically self-sufficient. 485 00:41:54,439 --> 00:42:00,655 They just had to sail back once in a while to trade a little marijuana and buy some rice. 486 00:42:03,032 --> 00:42:06,828 We grow our own, so no stealing from the farmers on the other side. 487 00:42:06,911 --> 00:42:09,330 And do they know that you're living here? 488 00:42:09,414 --> 00:42:13,877 Oh, yeah. But they keep to their side and we don't trespass on their turf. 489 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:18,923 A couple of years ago, they said that we could stay, but nobody else should come. 490 00:42:19,007 --> 00:42:22,135 - Which kind of suits us as well. - So you was lucky, ya know. 491 00:42:22,218 --> 00:42:23,678 Very lucky. 492 00:42:23,762 --> 00:42:26,514 There was Keaty, who only cared about two things. 493 00:42:26,598 --> 00:42:28,683 Thank you, Lord... 494 00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:31,645 ...for the twin pillars of civilization: 495 00:42:32,604 --> 00:42:34,105 ...Christianity... 496 00:42:34,189 --> 00:42:36,942 ...and cricket. 497 00:42:40,237 --> 00:42:41,738 There were the Swedes: 498 00:42:41,822 --> 00:42:43,907 ...Christo, Sten and Karl. 499 00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:46,076 We like fishing. 500 00:42:47,911 --> 00:42:50,622 - And in the winter, we like skiing. - Yeah! 501 00:42:52,249 --> 00:42:54,918 Of course, in Thailand, there is no skiing. 502 00:42:55,002 --> 00:42:57,504 We wait, OK? 503 00:42:57,588 --> 00:42:59,882 We wait for the fish to come. 504 00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:05,846 Get it? 505 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:08,766 - Shit! No way! - Whoo! 506 00:43:08,849 --> 00:43:12,061 And I said to thee "I shall provide!" 507 00:43:12,144 --> 00:43:13,854 Yeah! 508 00:43:17,191 --> 00:43:19,026 - Stop it. - What? 509 00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:26,784 Our resident chef was known as Unhygenix. 510 00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:28,452 Let's cook! 511 00:43:28,536 --> 00:43:30,788 On account of his obsession with soap. 512 00:43:30,872 --> 00:43:32,957 Fish, fish, fish! 513 00:43:37,754 --> 00:43:39,839 Still I smell offish! 514 00:43:39,922 --> 00:43:44,802 There was a range of sporting and leisure activities to suit all tastes. 515 00:43:44,886 --> 00:43:46,971 Etienne is good at soccer. 516 00:43:47,055 --> 00:43:50,016 Ya know, I could do that if I wanted to. 517 00:43:50,099 --> 00:43:52,977 - I just don't want to. - What are you talking about? 518 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:57,482 - Making conversation. - Do you have a girlfriend? 519 00:43:58,149 --> 00:44:00,235 - Here? - Anywhere. 520 00:44:01,653 --> 00:44:04,114 No. Why? 521 00:44:04,906 --> 00:44:07,117 Just making conversation. 522 00:44:08,451 --> 00:44:10,537 Whoo! 523 00:44:13,081 --> 00:44:18,837 Right arm over wicket. Three balls remaining. Is there anyone who still doesn't understand? 524 00:44:27,554 --> 00:44:32,726 The only person I didn't like was Sal's boyfriend, Bugs - our on-island carpenter. 525 00:44:32,810 --> 00:44:34,895 Hey, Richard! Can you do this? 526 00:44:35,854 --> 00:44:37,981 Can you make anything? 527 00:44:39,817 --> 00:44:42,319 A man should have a talent in his hands. 528 00:44:43,529 --> 00:44:45,698 Here we go, people! 529 00:44:45,781 --> 00:44:47,575 Surprise! 530 00:44:47,658 --> 00:44:50,411 So every community has its rituals. 531 00:44:50,494 --> 00:44:54,874 The last one to arrive tattoos the next. 532 00:44:54,957 --> 00:44:57,043 It fuckin' hurts, OK? 533 00:44:57,126 --> 00:44:59,712 What did he say? 534 00:45:02,465 --> 00:45:03,549 Agh! 535 00:45:05,885 --> 00:45:08,262 Andy, bring yours closer. 536 00:45:08,346 --> 00:45:10,431 Come on, Richard! 537 00:45:15,645 --> 00:45:17,855 Ohhhh, God! 538 00:45:19,649 --> 00:45:22,026 Ohh, God! 539 00:45:22,569 --> 00:45:24,654 Ohh, Jesus! 540 00:45:25,363 --> 00:45:28,491 That fuckin' hurt! 541 00:45:32,078 --> 00:45:35,040 All in all, this really was paradise. 542 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:37,208 Except for one thing. 543 00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:40,337 Desire is desire... 544 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,380 ...wherever you go. 545 00:45:42,464 --> 00:45:44,549 The sun will not bleach it... 546 00:45:44,633 --> 00:45:47,135 ...nor the tide wash it away. 547 00:45:48,762 --> 00:45:50,847 Francoise. 548 00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:27,885 She's just teasin' ya. 549 00:46:27,968 --> 00:46:30,471 What are you talking about? 550 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:32,598 You don't speak French. 551 00:46:32,682 --> 00:46:34,767 He speaks French. 552 00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:37,270 In fact, even better than that, four: 553 00:46:37,353 --> 00:46:39,438 ...he is French. 554 00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:44,652 He's much better at football - sorry, soccer - than you. 555 00:46:45,361 --> 00:46:48,030 You're a bit strange, Rich. 556 00:46:48,114 --> 00:46:51,993 Some girls like that in a man, but not the sort of girls you wanna be with. 557 00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:55,663 - Is that right? - Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya. 558 00:46:55,747 --> 00:46:59,000 - It was not my fault! - Look at your thumbs, man! 559 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,878 - They're well-defined. - What does that mean? 560 00:47:01,961 --> 00:47:04,047 You play a lot of video games! 561 00:47:04,881 --> 00:47:07,842 That is a powerful index of incompatibility. 562 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:11,805 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something? 563 00:47:11,888 --> 00:47:15,392 You haven't a hope - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. 564 00:47:15,475 --> 00:47:17,894 - Know what I mean? - Thank you. 565 00:47:18,728 --> 00:47:21,523 So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit. 566 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,860 - Thank you very much. - It's my pleasure! 567 00:47:26,027 --> 00:47:28,113 No, you cannot... No! 568 00:47:28,196 --> 00:47:30,657 No! No, leave me! 569 00:47:30,741 --> 00:47:32,743 - Leave me! - Hey! That's my bed! 570 00:47:32,826 --> 00:47:35,829 - I can deal with it! - I don't want you to deal with it! 571 00:47:35,913 --> 00:47:37,873 It won't take a minute. 572 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,876 Really, no! No, I must go to mainland! 573 00:47:41,627 --> 00:47:44,713 I'm sick. I've got to. Sal! 574 00:47:44,797 --> 00:47:48,467 What's this? You want to go to the mainland to see a dentist? 575 00:47:48,550 --> 00:47:51,345 - Yes. - It's out of the question. 576 00:47:53,472 --> 00:47:55,558 Come on! 577 00:47:55,641 --> 00:47:57,726 It'll be fun. 578 00:47:57,810 --> 00:47:59,353 Be brave. 579 00:47:59,436 --> 00:48:01,522 How's it going, Richard? 580 00:48:02,565 --> 00:48:04,316 Fine. Fine. 581 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,861 - Are you OK with this? - Yeah. 582 00:48:08,112 --> 00:48:10,448 I mean, we have a secret here, right? 583 00:48:10,531 --> 00:48:14,201 Sometimes people need to take a little pain to keep it that way. 584 00:48:15,244 --> 00:48:16,871 Excellent. 585 00:48:16,954 --> 00:48:19,040 Excellent attitude. 586 00:48:19,123 --> 00:48:21,667 No problem. 587 00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:24,629 Oh, shit! 588 00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:31,886 Good work! 589 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:34,848 Kill the pain, boy. 590 00:48:40,061 --> 00:48:42,397 Take a drink. 591 00:48:54,659 --> 00:48:56,745 Richard. 592 00:48:56,828 --> 00:48:58,206 Yeah? 593 00:48:58,289 --> 00:49:00,666 Would you like to come to the beach with me? 594 00:49:06,589 --> 00:49:08,258 Sure. Yeah. 595 00:49:19,602 --> 00:49:21,688 Are you happy, Richard? 596 00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:24,190 Happy? 597 00:49:24,274 --> 00:49:25,400 Yeah. 598 00:49:25,483 --> 00:49:27,569 Yeah... Yeah, I-I guess. 599 00:49:27,652 --> 00:49:30,322 I mean, the beach, ya know, it's just perfect. 600 00:49:30,405 --> 00:49:32,490 Do you think that I ignore you? 601 00:49:36,036 --> 00:49:37,454 No. 602 00:49:37,537 --> 00:49:39,414 But I do. 603 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:44,419 It's because I'm with Etienne. It's difficult for me to spend time with you. 604 00:49:51,426 --> 00:49:56,014 I don't suppose that there's any... you know, special reason that you should. 605 00:49:57,933 --> 00:50:00,936 - Spend time with me, that is. - Of course there is. 606 00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,604 I like you. 607 00:50:02,688 --> 00:50:04,148 A lot. 608 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:07,067 Have you... Have you told this to Etienne? Or... 609 00:50:07,151 --> 00:50:08,193 No. 610 00:50:08,277 --> 00:50:10,571 It's our secret. 611 00:50:11,614 --> 00:50:12,823 OK. 612 00:50:13,824 --> 00:50:16,994 Look! There! The plankton. Shrimps. 613 00:50:17,078 --> 00:50:19,205 When they're disturbed, they glow. 614 00:50:19,288 --> 00:50:21,374 Come on! 615 00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:26,420 Song "I'm coming, not drowning" ♪ Swimming closer to you ♪ 616 00:51:05,126 --> 00:51:06,837 ♪ I'm moving ♪ 617 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,005 ♪ I feel it ♪ 618 00:51:10,382 --> 00:51:12,467 ♪ I'm coming, not drowning ♪ 619 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,305 ♪ I'm moving, I feel it ♪ 620 00:51:19,683 --> 00:51:23,061 ♪ I'm coming, not drowning ♪ 621 00:51:23,979 --> 00:51:26,064 ♪ I'm moving, I'm coming ♪ 622 00:51:26,148 --> 00:51:28,233 ♪ Can you hear what I hear? ♪ 623 00:51:28,317 --> 00:51:30,402 ♪ It's calling you, my dear... ♪ 624 00:51:30,486 --> 00:51:34,615 That night, we promised ourselves, and we honestly believed... 625 00:51:34,698 --> 00:51:36,784 ...that no one would ever know. 626 00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:41,789 - I wanna talk. - About what? 627 00:51:42,456 --> 00:51:44,542 About you and Francoise. 628 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:47,920 Whaddaya mean... me and Francoise? 629 00:51:50,756 --> 00:51:52,842 I mean, Richard... 630 00:51:54,051 --> 00:51:56,429 - ...that I want her to be happy. - Yeah. 631 00:51:56,512 --> 00:51:58,598 I mean, of course. 632 00:51:58,681 --> 00:52:00,975 - We all do, right? - Shut up! 633 00:52:02,101 --> 00:52:04,270 Please shut the fuck up. 634 00:52:09,358 --> 00:52:11,444 And if happy is with you... 635 00:52:11,527 --> 00:52:14,197 ...then I will not stand in her way. 636 00:52:17,075 --> 00:52:19,160 Etienne, man, I... 637 00:52:19,244 --> 00:52:23,832 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Fuck you, Richard! I know! 638 00:52:23,915 --> 00:52:25,917 OK? I know! 639 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,044 Everybody knows! 640 00:52:39,264 --> 00:52:41,975 The problem is seeing the fish. 641 00:52:42,684 --> 00:52:45,145 With the heavy rain and the bad light... 642 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,939 ...it's very difficult to catch them. 643 00:52:48,023 --> 00:52:50,525 It can last for days. 644 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,278 Sometimes... 645 00:52:53,362 --> 00:52:55,447 ...we get really hungry. 646 00:53:03,497 --> 00:53:05,457 Gimme that. 647 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,712 Richard! 648 00:53:34,445 --> 00:53:36,530 Richard! Richard! 649 00:53:37,198 --> 00:53:39,408 Come out! 650 00:53:40,701 --> 00:53:42,787 I can't hear you! 651 00:53:47,875 --> 00:53:50,169 And you can't hear me. 652 00:53:51,754 --> 00:53:54,299 - Shark! - Come! 653 00:54:16,363 --> 00:54:17,322 Shark! 654 00:54:23,453 --> 00:54:25,914 Ohh! 655 00:54:30,877 --> 00:54:33,589 All right, all right. 656 00:54:33,672 --> 00:54:35,757 All right, all right, all right! 657 00:54:37,259 --> 00:54:38,510 Shh! 658 00:54:40,012 --> 00:54:44,183 Now before I start, there's just a couple of things you have to remember. 659 00:54:45,976 --> 00:54:48,312 You have to remain calm. 660 00:54:48,395 --> 00:54:50,481 Right? 661 00:54:51,607 --> 00:54:54,860 You have to show no fear. 662 00:54:54,944 --> 00:54:57,571 - Teach it, teach it. - Because the sharks... 663 00:54:57,655 --> 00:55:00,616 You see, the sharks, they can sense that fear. 664 00:55:01,409 --> 00:55:03,911 Just as easily as they can sense blood. 665 00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:07,415 And so it went for me. 666 00:55:07,498 --> 00:55:09,584 Just as I knew it would. 667 00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,752 Just as nature had ordained. 668 00:55:11,836 --> 00:55:14,380 Its... jaw wide open. 669 00:55:15,423 --> 00:55:21,971 Row upon row of these razor-sharp teeth glinting underwater like... jagged diamonds. 670 00:55:22,055 --> 00:55:26,309 It's tail fin sweeping back and forth as it surged in for the kill. 671 00:55:27,602 --> 00:55:29,062 I swear to God... 672 00:55:29,145 --> 00:55:31,689 ...my whole life flashed before my eyes. 673 00:55:33,441 --> 00:55:35,109 Really. 674 00:55:35,193 --> 00:55:38,071 I had nothing left to offer except for pure reflex. 675 00:55:38,154 --> 00:55:39,739 Pure reflex... 676 00:55:39,823 --> 00:55:43,910 ...and mankind's basic drive for survival that somehow... 677 00:55:43,994 --> 00:55:48,039 ...shouts "No! I will not die today!" 678 00:55:48,123 --> 00:55:50,750 - Yes! - Whoo! 679 00:55:52,627 --> 00:55:55,714 At that instant, I knew it was either the shark or me. 680 00:55:55,797 --> 00:55:58,050 The shark knew it. 681 00:55:58,134 --> 00:56:00,219 I knew it. 682 00:56:01,679 --> 00:56:03,473 But jeez... God! 683 00:56:03,556 --> 00:56:08,144 It's nothin' personal, right? It's just the way the world works. It's nature. 684 00:56:11,064 --> 00:56:13,233 But... if I remember correctly... 685 00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:18,363 ...in that last glimmer of its eyes... 686 00:56:20,865 --> 00:56:23,076 ...there was a moment between us... 687 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,499 ...where it said "Hey, Richard, man." 688 00:56:30,709 --> 00:56:32,252 "Enjoy your dinner." 689 00:56:46,099 --> 00:56:49,645 Strange thing, killing a shark, isn't it, Richard? 690 00:56:52,481 --> 00:56:54,566 It's just a big fish, Bugs. 691 00:56:54,650 --> 00:56:56,652 Just a big fish? 692 00:56:56,735 --> 00:57:01,573 Yeah, maybe! Maybe when it's just a baby and it hasn't really learned to kill yet. 693 00:57:01,657 --> 00:57:03,742 Then maybe it's just a big fish. 694 00:57:04,535 --> 00:57:08,873 But when it's a great white angry mother with the taste of blood on its tongue... 695 00:57:08,956 --> 00:57:11,125 ...now that's a different story. 696 00:57:19,425 --> 00:57:21,594 Oh, God! Jeez... 697 00:57:21,677 --> 00:57:23,763 I'm sorry, Bugs. Is it just me? 698 00:57:23,846 --> 00:57:26,682 Or does this wet weather make everyone so damn tired? 699 00:57:26,766 --> 00:57:31,020 Maybe we can hear your very different and, I'm sure, very interesting story... 700 00:57:31,104 --> 00:57:34,023 ...some other time, huh?-... 701 00:57:36,776 --> 00:57:39,028 Very interesting, Keaty! 702 00:57:39,112 --> 00:57:42,031 Verlo interesantno. 703 00:57:46,703 --> 00:57:49,622 Molto interessante! 704 00:57:49,706 --> 00:57:53,168 - Good night, young lovers. - Shut up! 705 00:57:53,251 --> 00:57:57,088 For a while, we were untouchable in our happiness. 706 00:58:00,967 --> 00:58:03,053 All right! Everybody! 707 00:58:03,136 --> 00:58:06,139 Quiet! 708 00:58:06,223 --> 00:58:10,936 We have a situation. It's not a disaster. But as some of you may have heard... 709 00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:15,232 ...a couple of sacks of rice have become contaminated by a fungus. 710 00:58:15,315 --> 00:58:17,651 - Yeah. - It's cos we keep it in that shack. 711 00:58:17,734 --> 00:58:20,445 - How many more times must this happen? - Rice run! 712 00:58:20,529 --> 00:58:22,406 Which means that... 713 00:58:22,489 --> 00:58:25,742 ...someone will have to come to Ko Pha-Ngan to buy more rice. 714 00:58:29,496 --> 00:58:31,957 So don't all volunteer at once 715 00:58:39,673 --> 00:58:41,217 Richard. 716 00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,426 Yeah? 717 00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:46,013 Are you gonna come to Ko Pha-Ngan with me? 718 00:58:47,056 --> 00:58:50,226 - I don't know. I mean... - I'll go with you. 719 00:58:50,309 --> 00:58:52,687 Don't worry, Bugs. Richard's gonna come. 720 00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:54,563 Am I? 721 00:58:54,647 --> 00:58:58,067 - Who thinks Richard should come? - Absolutely. 722 00:58:58,943 --> 00:59:01,904 All right. Then I'll go to Ko Pha-Ngan with you. 723 00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:07,702 So, Richard... 724 00:59:07,785 --> 00:59:11,289 ...I want toothpaste and... and a toothbrush, yeah? 725 00:59:11,372 --> 00:59:12,415 Right. 726 00:59:12,498 --> 00:59:15,710 Uh... a new pair of swim trunks and a new hat. 727 00:59:17,003 --> 00:59:18,963 Richard... 728 00:59:19,047 --> 00:59:23,176 100 aspirin, 100 paracetamol, six packs of tampons. 729 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:27,514 ...and four AA batteries... and 20 condoms. Make it 40 condoms. 730 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,641 And a bottle of vodka. 731 00:59:29,724 --> 00:59:32,227 - Six bars of chocolate. - Uh... Fuck! 732 00:59:32,310 --> 00:59:34,771 Four boxes of tampons. Assorted sizes. 733 00:59:34,854 --> 00:59:37,607 Smell it. It's a part of me. 734 00:59:37,691 --> 00:59:40,026 I am becoming a fish, Richard. 735 00:59:40,110 --> 00:59:43,447 Ordinary soap for ordinary people is a waste of time. 736 00:59:43,530 --> 00:59:46,867 I need something toxic, something industrial. OK? 737 00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:47,909 OK. 738 00:59:47,993 --> 00:59:50,162 A tin of beef curry. Yummy. 739 00:59:50,245 --> 00:59:53,916 - Yummy. - As many AAA batteries as you can find. 740 00:59:53,999 --> 00:59:56,084 And a copy of... 741 00:59:56,168 --> 00:59:58,337 ...The Daily Telegraph. 742 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,006 It's just for the cricket, ya know. 743 01:00:01,089 --> 01:00:02,132 Oh. 744 01:00:02,216 --> 01:00:06,345 - Please, fill this bag with a soft bog roll. - Soft bog roll? 745 01:00:06,428 --> 01:00:10,015 Jasmine tea, Tiger balm, lip balm, tea tree oil, bath oil... 746 01:00:10,099 --> 01:00:12,184 A big box of bleach. 747 01:00:12,268 --> 01:00:14,937 ...hair conditioner, skin conditioner... 748 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:17,439 - Anything based on sugar. - 12 packs of Rizla. 749 01:00:17,523 --> 01:00:19,275 Cumin, saffron, cinnamon. 750 01:00:19,358 --> 01:00:21,986 ...antiperspirant and make-up remover. 751 01:00:28,034 --> 01:00:31,078 Whaddaya want? 752 01:00:31,871 --> 01:00:34,540 Oh-hoh! Ow! Oh... OK... 753 01:00:34,624 --> 01:00:38,211 When you get to Ko Pha-Ngan, keep your hands to yourself... 754 01:00:38,294 --> 01:00:40,671 ...and your dick in your pants. 755 01:00:40,755 --> 01:00:42,840 Agh... 756 01:00:50,431 --> 01:00:52,517 Oh! Shit! 757 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,269 Oh, shit! 758 01:00:54,352 --> 01:00:58,273 I'd been looking forward to air conditioning and cold beer... 759 01:00:58,356 --> 01:01:00,275 ...but when we got to Ko Pha-Ngan... 760 01:01:01,526 --> 01:01:03,611 ...I just wanted to leave again. 761 01:01:03,695 --> 01:01:08,825 In one moment, I understood more clearly than ever why we were so special... 762 01:01:08,908 --> 01:01:11,119 ...why we kept our secret. 763 01:01:11,202 --> 01:01:12,996 Because if we didn't... 764 01:01:14,122 --> 01:01:16,750 ...sooner or later, they'd turn it into this. 765 01:01:23,674 --> 01:01:25,842 Cancers. 766 01:01:26,718 --> 01:01:29,221 Parasites. 767 01:01:32,349 --> 01:01:35,060 Eating up the whole fuckin' world. 768 01:01:45,946 --> 01:01:48,991 A couple of months. Maybe... maybe a year, even. 769 01:01:50,367 --> 01:01:52,453 Yeah, really. 770 01:01:53,204 --> 01:01:55,289 What? 771 01:01:55,372 --> 01:01:58,709 L-I like it out here, you know. Things are different. 772 01:01:58,793 --> 01:02:00,878 I said, things are different! 773 01:02:01,379 --> 01:02:03,214 Yeah. 774 01:02:03,297 --> 01:02:06,425 No, I'll call again. I'll call again. I promise. 775 01:02:07,051 --> 01:02:08,135 OK? 776 01:02:08,219 --> 01:02:10,304 I miss you, too. 777 01:02:10,388 --> 01:02:11,973 All right. 778 01:02:12,056 --> 01:02:13,141 OK. 779 01:02:13,224 --> 01:02:15,309 All right. Bye! 780 01:02:22,859 --> 01:02:24,944 Bye... 781 01:02:25,028 --> 01:02:27,864 How does it feel to be back in the real world? 782 01:02:27,947 --> 01:02:31,367 - It's not like I remembered it. - It gets worse every time. 783 01:02:34,287 --> 01:02:36,247 It is Richard! Damn! 784 01:02:36,331 --> 01:02:38,416 God! How are ya doin', man? 785 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,168 Damn! 786 01:02:40,251 --> 01:02:42,295 Aw, Sammy, come on over, man! 787 01:02:42,379 --> 01:02:46,132 - Ricardo! What's up, bro? - Girls, I want you to meet the man! 788 01:02:46,216 --> 01:02:48,969 - The man! - Hilda und Eva, das ist Richard. 789 01:02:49,052 --> 01:02:51,388 - Hello. - The man with the map. 790 01:02:51,471 --> 01:02:54,307 - Der Mensch mit der Wanderkarte? - Ja! 791 01:02:54,391 --> 01:02:57,103 They're gonna come with us, bro'. 792 01:02:57,186 --> 01:02:59,731 Sorry it's been so long, but you know... 793 01:02:59,814 --> 01:03:03,151 Uh, listen, guys, I... I made a mistake. 794 01:03:03,234 --> 01:03:05,069 What are you talking about, man? 795 01:03:05,153 --> 01:03:07,155 No, listen to me. There's no beach. 796 01:03:07,238 --> 01:03:10,200 - I can't believe we're seeing you, dude! - No beach? 797 01:03:10,283 --> 01:03:12,952 Yeah. No, seriously, the map thing? It was fake. 798 01:03:13,036 --> 01:03:15,955 - It was a story. - Right 799 01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:19,042 No! It's... it's a myth. Really. It doesn't exist. 800 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:21,711 - C'mon... - The map was a fake. Understand? 801 01:03:21,795 --> 01:03:24,422 You wouldn't be holding out on us, would ya? 802 01:03:24,506 --> 01:03:28,009 Let me guess. It's a fuckin' paradise! 803 01:03:28,093 --> 01:03:30,887 Aw, man! What are you talkin' about? Yo, Zeph. 804 01:03:30,971 --> 01:03:36,727 - I think he's just tryin' to... - I'm tellin' ya to forget it, all right, asshole?! 805 01:03:38,603 --> 01:03:40,981 That's the last time I buy you a fuckin' beer! 806 01:03:44,026 --> 01:03:46,820 So you told them where you were going? 807 01:03:47,821 --> 01:03:49,907 Yeah. 808 01:03:49,990 --> 01:03:52,326 And they saw the map? 809 01:03:55,412 --> 01:03:57,498 - Mm-hm. - Do they have a copy? 810 01:03:57,581 --> 01:03:59,291 No. 811 01:04:08,926 --> 01:04:10,970 OK. 812 01:04:11,053 --> 01:04:13,139 Well, we can relax for a bit. 813 01:04:15,307 --> 01:04:19,020 I doubt they have it in them to get there anyway. But, Richard... 814 01:04:19,103 --> 01:04:21,397 ...I don't think we should tell anybody. 815 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,734 OK? I think we should keep it between you and I. 816 01:04:25,776 --> 01:04:27,445 Thanks. 817 01:04:27,528 --> 01:04:29,614 Don't mention it. 818 01:04:29,697 --> 01:04:31,532 Phew! 819 01:04:36,454 --> 01:04:38,706 Well, I'm going to go and play... 820 01:04:38,790 --> 01:04:41,292 ...a couple of games of pool with Sumet. 821 01:04:41,376 --> 01:04:42,585 Sumet! 822 01:04:42,669 --> 01:04:44,754 Snook? 823 01:04:44,838 --> 01:04:47,257 So why don't you go... 824 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:49,968 ...and warm the bed? 825 01:05:16,244 --> 01:05:18,664 Come on! Mm! 826 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,846 Sal? 827 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,766 - Sal? - Mm-hm? 828 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,105 I just have a question. 829 01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:46,358 It was very nice. 830 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,527 No. That's not it. 831 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:53,115 It's about Bugs. 832 01:05:57,912 --> 01:05:59,580 OK... 833 01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:02,708 it's like this. 834 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,877 Bugs is my boyfriend. 835 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:07,505 My partner. 836 01:06:07,588 --> 01:06:08,840 OK? 837 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:12,051 And you... are someone I just had sex with. 838 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:17,724 - All right? - That... that's fine. 839 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,894 - That's absolutely fine. - Good. 840 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:25,565 Now get some sleep. I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast. 841 01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:51,258 It was a deal. 842 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:54,386 She wouldn't tell anyone about the map. 843 01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:58,223 I had paid for her silence and bought my ticket back. 844 01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:02,478 But I didn't even wanna think about the real price. 845 01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:15,282 All right, Rich, we're ready! 846 01:07:17,117 --> 01:07:19,537 OK. 847 01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:26,002 - Got it, Keaty? - Yeah! No probs! 848 01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:47,065 - Richard! - Problem solved. Here's the bleach. 849 01:07:47,148 --> 01:07:50,026 We got the make-up remover. I have two of 'em. 850 01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:51,402 Oh... 851 01:07:51,486 --> 01:07:54,447 - Extra! Extra! - Oh, Richard, man, I love you! 852 01:07:55,156 --> 01:07:57,242 Man, this is gonna last me... 853 01:07:57,325 --> 01:07:59,411 Oh, great! You're lovely. 854 01:07:59,494 --> 01:08:01,663 - Did you get batteries? - Right here. 855 01:08:01,746 --> 01:08:02,789 Yes! 856 01:08:02,872 --> 01:08:07,794 - I can see my baby! Whoo-hoo! - Sten, that's all for you. Christo... 857 01:08:07,877 --> 01:08:10,297 Hey, Ricardo! 858 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:12,465 - Grazie! - One tin of beef curry? 859 01:08:24,186 --> 01:08:26,980 One... disposable camera. 860 01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:33,237 It's not as good as the one you left behind, but... what the hell, right? 861 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,572 No, it doesn't matter. I like it. 862 01:08:38,117 --> 01:08:39,827 What's wrong? 863 01:08:39,910 --> 01:08:42,413 - How was it? - The rice run? Fine. 864 01:08:42,496 --> 01:08:44,081 No problem. 865 01:08:44,164 --> 01:08:46,250 I mean, being with Sal. 866 01:08:47,209 --> 01:08:50,129 Fine. I mean... we got along OK. 867 01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:56,010 Some people say she's attracted to you. 868 01:08:57,344 --> 01:09:00,473 Shit! I... I really wouldn't have noticed that. 869 01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:04,268 - Nothing happened? - No! Of course not! 870 01:09:06,062 --> 01:09:08,147 You promise? 871 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,691 I was so happy to be back... 872 01:09:10,775 --> 01:09:13,569 ...that I couldn't bear to spoil the moment. 873 01:09:13,653 --> 01:09:15,738 Yes. 874 01:09:15,822 --> 01:09:17,907 Yes, I promise. 875 01:09:33,006 --> 01:09:35,091 I missed you. 876 01:09:36,885 --> 01:09:39,721 OK, come on, everybody! Come on, please! 877 01:09:40,639 --> 01:09:42,682 Come on... please. 878 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:45,435 All together. Close together. 879 01:09:45,519 --> 01:09:47,604 Please! 880 01:09:48,980 --> 01:09:51,066 OK, close together. 881 01:09:51,149 --> 01:09:53,360 OK. Stand back a little bit. 882 01:09:53,443 --> 01:09:55,530 OK... 883 01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:59,158 So, one... two... three! 884 01:10:01,911 --> 01:10:04,747 So I started just where I left off. 885 01:10:04,831 --> 01:10:08,209 It was almost like my trip to Ko Pha-Ngan never happened. 886 01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:11,463 Almost. 887 01:10:16,343 --> 01:10:19,596 - Agh! - You'll be all right! 888 01:10:24,142 --> 01:10:26,645 Argh! 889 01:10:28,271 --> 01:10:30,524 Tsk! 890 01:10:38,991 --> 01:10:41,118 Shark! 891 01:10:41,994 --> 01:10:43,787 Shark! 892 01:11:01,096 --> 01:11:03,682 Shaaark! 893 01:11:09,939 --> 01:11:13,609 - He's dead. - Shut up! He's fuckin' not dead! 894 01:11:45,892 --> 01:11:47,977 My... my... 895 01:11:48,061 --> 01:11:50,146 My leg! 896 01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:52,983 My leg! 897 01:12:02,617 --> 01:12:06,121 We can take you to a hospital, all right? We can do that. 898 01:12:06,204 --> 01:12:10,292 But when you're there, you mustn't tell anybody where this happened. 899 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:12,461 We have to keep our secret. 900 01:12:12,544 --> 01:12:15,505 - Lakaren maste komma hit! - What's he saying? 901 01:12:15,589 --> 01:12:18,967 He says that we are to bring help here for him. 902 01:12:19,051 --> 01:12:21,136 He won't go near the water. 903 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:25,391 I understand that, but we can't bring anybody here. We can't do that. 904 01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,894 - Bring help! You've gotta bring help! - We can't, Christo! 905 01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:32,398 You have to go. Or you stay here and take your chances. 906 01:12:35,651 --> 01:12:39,738 - Anyone disagree? - Karl... varharhantmed Sten? 907 01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:42,158 What is he saying? 908 01:12:42,241 --> 01:12:45,119 He wants to know what happened to his friend. 909 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:55,630 We are gathered here today to say a last respect to Sten. 910 01:12:57,089 --> 01:12:59,175 May God take your soul. 911 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:03,513 And you will rest forever in peace, mate. 912 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:08,810 We'll miss ya. 913 01:13:12,397 --> 01:13:14,899 Jag alskar digfrom Christo and me. 914 01:13:18,153 --> 01:13:20,196 Riposati in pace... 915 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,282 ...from Lorenzo. 916 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:44,346 ♪ Old pirates, yes, they rob I ♪ 917 01:13:45,806 --> 01:13:48,934 ♪ Sold I to the merchant ships ♪ 918 01:13:50,143 --> 01:13:52,729 ♪ Minutes after they took I ♪ 919 01:13:54,148 --> 01:13:56,650 ♪ From the bottomless pit ♪ 920 01:13:57,151 --> 01:14:00,779 ♪ And my hand was made strong ♪ 921 01:14:00,863 --> 01:14:04,992 ♪ By the hand of the Almighty ♪ 922 01:14:05,075 --> 01:14:09,705 ♪ We forward in this generation ♪ 923 01:14:10,623 --> 01:14:12,833 ♪ Triumphantly ♪ 924 01:14:14,335 --> 01:14:17,046 ♪ Won't you help to sing ♪ 925 01:14:19,173 --> 01:14:21,509 ♪ These songs of freedom? ♪ 926 01:14:22,176 --> 01:14:25,096 ♪ Cos all I ever had ♪ 927 01:14:27,014 --> 01:14:29,392 ♪ Redemption song ♪ 928 01:14:30,852 --> 01:14:34,021 ♪ Redemption song ♪ 929 01:14:45,074 --> 01:14:47,160 Argh! 930 01:14:48,828 --> 01:14:52,457 After the funeral, we all tried to get back to normal. 931 01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:55,543 But it just didn't seem right. 932 01:14:55,627 --> 01:14:57,170 "...no steady job." 933 01:14:57,253 --> 01:15:01,424 Pretty soon it became clear the problem was Christo. 934 01:15:01,508 --> 01:15:02,676 Shut up! 935 01:15:04,594 --> 01:15:08,640 You see, in a shark attack, or any other major tragedy, I guess... 936 01:15:08,723 --> 01:15:12,144 ...the important thing is to get eaten and die... 937 01:15:12,227 --> 01:15:15,814 ...in which case there's a funeral and somebody makes a speech... 938 01:15:15,897 --> 01:15:18,608 ...and everybody says what a good guy you were. 939 01:15:18,692 --> 01:15:20,777 Or get better... 940 01:15:20,861 --> 01:15:23,363 ...in which case everyone can forget about it. 941 01:15:23,447 --> 01:15:26,992 - I can't take this. - Christo, please! 942 01:15:27,075 --> 01:15:31,580 "...Every two or three autumns." 943 01:15:31,663 --> 01:15:34,083 Great atmosphere 944 01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:38,295 Get better or die. 945 01:15:38,379 --> 01:15:42,049 It's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off. 946 01:15:42,132 --> 01:15:45,261 Listen to me. You can't do this. 947 01:15:45,344 --> 01:15:47,429 This is disgusting! 948 01:15:47,513 --> 01:15:49,515 Take him back! 949 01:15:49,598 --> 01:15:52,893 - OK, just here. - Fucking animals! 950 01:15:55,312 --> 01:15:57,898 What are you doing this for? Huh? 951 01:15:57,982 --> 01:16:00,151 Tell me! 952 01:16:00,234 --> 01:16:02,445 How can you do this? 953 01:16:07,658 --> 01:16:09,744 Richard! 954 01:16:12,038 --> 01:16:14,123 Fucking bastards! 955 01:16:15,958 --> 01:16:17,877 Bastards! 956 01:16:17,961 --> 01:16:23,091 It would be a lot easier to condemn our behaviour if it hadn't been so effective. 957 01:16:23,174 --> 01:16:25,218 But out of sight... 958 01:16:25,301 --> 01:16:27,387 ...really was out of mind. 959 01:16:27,470 --> 01:16:29,556 Once he was gone... 960 01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:31,725 ...we felt a whole lot better. 961 01:16:33,143 --> 01:16:36,313 On the beach, it's easy to turn your back... 962 01:16:36,396 --> 01:16:38,898 ...but not always so easy to forget. 963 01:17:19,983 --> 01:17:25,155 Pay them in dollars, fuck their daughters, and turn it into Wonderland, Richard! 964 01:17:27,324 --> 01:17:29,743 Richard. Come with me. 965 01:17:41,588 --> 01:17:44,424 Is that, or is that not... 966 01:17:45,634 --> 01:17:47,720 ...a map she's holding? 967 01:17:49,513 --> 01:17:51,015 And did you... 968 01:17:51,098 --> 01:17:53,183 ...or did you not... 969 01:17:54,226 --> 01:17:55,811 ...make that copy? 970 01:17:57,938 --> 01:18:00,816 You know, the lying doesn't bother me. 971 01:18:01,650 --> 01:18:03,527 But that map... 972 01:18:03,611 --> 01:18:05,112 ...is trouble! 973 01:18:05,196 --> 01:18:08,949 The farmers, right? You remember, those men with guns? 974 01:18:09,033 --> 01:18:11,118 They said to us, they told us... 975 01:18:11,202 --> 01:18:13,079 ..."No more people." 976 01:18:13,162 --> 01:18:17,041 And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides! 977 01:18:19,043 --> 01:18:21,129 Sal. I mean... 978 01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:25,758 We could explain, right? I mean, we could tell 'em it was Daffy. 979 01:18:26,676 --> 01:18:28,761 We could explain?! 980 01:18:32,890 --> 01:18:36,019 I want you up here every day until those people come. 981 01:18:36,102 --> 01:18:38,563 - Here? - Yes, here. 982 01:18:38,646 --> 01:18:40,690 I want you to get the map back. 983 01:18:40,773 --> 01:18:43,401 OK? Whatever happens, you get the map back. 984 01:18:43,485 --> 01:18:44,861 W-Wait! Sal! 985 01:18:44,944 --> 01:18:47,864 - Sal, they could be there for weeks! - That's right. 986 01:18:47,947 --> 01:18:52,285 - And you'll be here, waiting for them. - What am I supposed to do when they come? 987 01:18:52,369 --> 01:18:53,995 Get the map!! 988 01:18:54,079 --> 01:18:58,500 You drew it! You handed it out! Now you get it back and turn them away! 989 01:19:00,836 --> 01:19:03,255 Sal! Sal! 990 01:19:06,258 --> 01:19:08,885 Are you gonna tell 'em what else I did? 991 01:19:16,935 --> 01:19:19,563 Now this was truly a pain in the ass. 992 01:19:19,646 --> 01:19:23,275 I didn't want these people to come here anymore than Sal did. 993 01:19:23,358 --> 01:19:25,903 But what exactly did she expect me to do? 994 01:19:25,986 --> 01:19:29,114 Chase them away? Threaten them? I mean, with what? 995 01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:33,327 By the time these kids go there, I'd probably have starved to death. 996 01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:36,789 Sal? 997 01:19:36,872 --> 01:19:40,126 - Sal, is that you? Get that light outta... - You're a pig! 998 01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:43,462 Dammit! What the fuck was that for? There's nothing I can do! 999 01:19:43,546 --> 01:19:46,465 - I have to stay up here! - Not that, OK? 1000 01:19:47,341 --> 01:19:50,303 - What is it, then? - You and Sal in Ko Pha-Ngan. 1001 01:19:53,139 --> 01:19:54,390 Oh, that. 1002 01:19:54,473 --> 01:19:57,226 Yeah, that! She has told everyone! 1003 01:19:57,310 --> 01:19:59,395 And me, I'm the last one to find out! 1004 01:19:59,479 --> 01:20:02,231 At least she believes in honesty. Not like you. 1005 01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,154 I mean, Francoise, I... 1006 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:10,365 What... what can I say? 1007 01:20:11,324 --> 01:20:13,827 Nothing. There's nothing you can say. 1008 01:20:19,457 --> 01:20:21,167 Thank you 1009 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:24,129 Thank you for making my life just perfect 1010 01:20:26,089 --> 01:20:27,674 Super 1011 01:20:28,216 --> 01:20:30,302 God... 1012 01:20:30,385 --> 01:20:32,470 ...dammit! 1013 01:20:32,971 --> 01:20:35,056 Shit! 1014 01:20:36,475 --> 01:20:38,560 You are such an idiot! 1015 01:20:42,230 --> 01:20:45,859 Even though I knew it would happen... I was crushed. 1016 01:20:46,777 --> 01:20:48,862 And I guess I deserved it. 1017 01:20:48,946 --> 01:20:52,074 I coulda given her all the excuses she wanted... 1018 01:20:52,157 --> 01:20:54,618 ...but it wouldn't have made any difference. 1019 01:20:55,369 --> 01:20:57,454 Great Great 1020 01:21:00,124 --> 01:21:03,085 At first, I thought I was gonna die up here... 1021 01:21:03,168 --> 01:21:05,588 ...that my entire world was gonna end. 1022 01:21:11,218 --> 01:21:13,304 But it didn't. 1023 01:21:23,856 --> 01:21:29,320 In fact... pretty soon, I found that there were plenty of other things to keep me occupied. 1024 01:21:30,238 --> 01:21:32,323 And before I knew it... 1025 01:21:32,406 --> 01:21:35,118 ...I found that love, like grief... 1026 01:21:35,785 --> 01:21:37,870 ...tends to fade away... 1027 01:21:37,954 --> 01:21:40,999 ...and be replaced by something more exciting. 1028 01:21:46,421 --> 01:21:49,924 And life up on the hill turned out to be a big improvement. 1029 01:21:50,008 --> 01:21:52,510 I mean, up here, I could do what ever I wanted. 1030 01:21:52,594 --> 01:21:58,433 There was no fishing duty, no gardening shit, no hassle from Bugs or Etienne or Francoise. 1031 01:21:58,516 --> 01:22:00,602 I was playing my own game now. 1032 01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:04,064 And I had absolutely no reason to go back. 1033 01:22:04,147 --> 01:22:06,816 ♪ "Crouch End Broadway Mix" by Blur ♪ 1034 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,572 OK, so I was just foolin' around. 1035 01:22:56,450 --> 01:23:01,414 But the longer I stayed away from the community... the less I missed them. 1036 01:23:12,717 --> 01:23:14,802 And I found new players. 1037 01:23:16,137 --> 01:23:18,473 Even if they didn't know it yet. 1038 01:24:10,568 --> 01:24:12,654 This forest was my territory. 1039 01:24:17,242 --> 01:24:19,828 Retrieving the map... my mission. 1040 01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:26,084 And these... 1041 01:24:26,168 --> 01:24:28,253 ...my defenders. 1042 01:24:31,006 --> 01:24:33,508 I was the only one with the overview... 1043 01:24:34,718 --> 01:24:37,638 ...of how it all fitted together. 1044 01:24:40,182 --> 01:24:42,267 The island. 1045 01:24:44,269 --> 01:24:46,355 Me. 1046 01:24:47,773 --> 01:24:49,858 Them. 1047 01:24:51,652 --> 01:24:53,737 The invaders. 1048 01:25:00,244 --> 01:25:02,913 All connected. 1049 01:25:03,748 --> 01:25:05,833 All playing the same game. 1050 01:25:10,171 --> 01:25:12,256 And at the centre of it all... 1051 01:25:12,340 --> 01:25:13,883 ...one man: 1052 01:25:18,262 --> 01:25:19,555 ...Daffy. 1053 01:25:38,950 --> 01:25:41,035 Inside! 1054 01:25:44,664 --> 01:25:47,500 Take a look, Richard! 1055 01:25:47,584 --> 01:25:49,377 Viruses, Richard! 1056 01:25:49,461 --> 01:25:50,837 Cancers! 1057 01:25:50,921 --> 01:25:55,050 The big, chunky Charlie's eating up the whole world! Out there! 1058 01:25:56,468 --> 01:25:59,888 Down on the beach! Down on the street! Pay them in dollars... 1059 01:25:59,971 --> 01:26:03,225 ...and fuck their daughters! 1060 01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:05,978 It starts with four! 1061 01:26:06,061 --> 01:26:08,689 Four! But they multiply! They multiply! 1062 01:26:08,772 --> 01:26:11,233 It's time to stop them! 1063 01:26:14,153 --> 01:26:15,779 Year zero, kiddo! 1064 01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:19,491 Year zero! 1065 01:26:19,950 --> 01:26:22,036 Are you with me or against me? 1066 01:26:22,536 --> 01:26:24,621 I'm with ya all the way, Daffy! 1067 01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:30,920 Ye-ea-ah! Yeah! Yeah! 1068 01:26:46,894 --> 01:26:48,354 Richard? 1069 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:49,772 Yeah... 1070 01:26:49,856 --> 01:26:51,941 Where you been, man?! 1071 01:26:53,734 --> 01:26:56,279 What are you doing, sitting in the dark? 1072 01:26:56,946 --> 01:26:59,240 Improving my night vision. 1073 01:26:59,323 --> 01:27:01,409 What for, mate? 1074 01:27:02,577 --> 01:27:04,662 You know who I think about a lot? 1075 01:27:06,497 --> 01:27:08,583 I have no idea. 1076 01:27:12,670 --> 01:27:14,214 Daffy. 1077 01:27:15,173 --> 01:27:17,008 Daffy? 1078 01:27:17,092 --> 01:27:18,551 Uh-huh. 1079 01:27:22,555 --> 01:27:24,641 I admire him. 1080 01:27:25,767 --> 01:27:28,186 You hardly knew him. 1081 01:27:28,937 --> 01:27:31,022 True... 1082 01:27:32,732 --> 01:27:34,818 But he had a certain style. 1083 01:27:40,490 --> 01:27:43,118 Come here! 1084 01:27:43,201 --> 01:27:45,203 Fucking come here! 1085 01:27:45,787 --> 01:27:48,624 Yes! They're talking about you. 1086 01:27:53,087 --> 01:27:57,049 - You're moaning, that's all. - I'm not moaning. 1087 01:27:57,132 --> 01:28:01,303 - I need to find out what his problem is. - Do you think I like the guy? 1088 01:28:01,387 --> 01:28:05,432 - What does he do all day? - He does no work in garden. 1089 01:28:05,516 --> 01:28:08,102 But he steals our food. I'm sure of it. 1090 01:28:08,185 --> 01:28:10,062 You hear what they're saying? 1091 01:28:10,146 --> 01:28:13,065 Idle, sponging, useless prick! 1092 01:28:14,066 --> 01:28:16,652 Now, get your fucking act together. 1093 01:28:16,736 --> 01:28:19,864 You can't run around in the dark not talking to nobody. 1094 01:28:19,947 --> 01:28:23,576 What do you think you're playing at, man? What's happened to you? 1095 01:28:23,659 --> 01:28:26,871 You was all right. Just a couple of weeks ago, you was fine. 1096 01:28:26,954 --> 01:28:28,873 And now, what the fuck is going on? 1097 01:28:28,956 --> 01:28:31,042 Look at you! 1098 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:33,211 And you're talking about Daffy?! 1099 01:28:33,294 --> 01:28:37,173 Daffy was a nutter, right? He went out there and he lost it. He's gone! 1100 01:28:37,256 --> 01:28:39,342 Richard! 1101 01:28:39,884 --> 01:28:41,970 Richard! 1102 01:28:42,053 --> 01:28:44,180 Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 1103 01:28:45,181 --> 01:28:47,892 Don't lose it like him. Do ya understand? 1104 01:28:47,976 --> 01:28:50,687 Don't go there! Stay with us. Come back, Rich! 1105 01:28:50,770 --> 01:28:54,274 These are good people. They don't talk about people all the time. 1106 01:28:54,357 --> 01:28:57,694 They're talking about you because you're fucked up! 1107 01:29:04,534 --> 01:29:06,620 ...too much sensation. 1108 01:29:12,584 --> 01:29:14,670 ...got outta control. 1109 01:29:22,261 --> 01:29:26,849 And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides! 1110 01:29:44,450 --> 01:29:46,535 Mushroom, Richard? 1111 01:29:48,621 --> 01:29:50,706 No, thank you, Daffy. 1112 01:29:51,415 --> 01:29:54,543 I don't need any help to see the writing on the wall. 1113 01:29:54,627 --> 01:29:58,214 - I'm very glad to hear that, Richard. - Gotta keep my head clear. 1114 01:29:58,297 --> 01:30:00,883 - Getting closer, any day now. - Year zero? 1115 01:30:00,967 --> 01:30:03,052 That's the spirit, kiddo. 1116 01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,222 You know somethin'? 1117 01:30:06,806 --> 01:30:08,891 You led the way, Daffy. 1118 01:30:09,976 --> 01:30:12,395 You showed me the truth. 1119 01:30:15,356 --> 01:30:19,319 But it doesn't matter what I think any more. It's up to you now. 1120 01:30:20,278 --> 01:30:22,280 I won't let you down. 1121 01:30:22,363 --> 01:30:24,157 Hey, Richard. 1122 01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,326 No offense but, erm... 1123 01:30:26,409 --> 01:30:28,578 ...you're fucked in the head, man. 1124 01:30:36,419 --> 01:30:39,589 It's been really nice knowing you, Daffy. 1125 01:30:50,934 --> 01:30:54,898 We're on patrol in the Delta. Search and destroy. 1126 01:30:56,608 --> 01:30:58,693 We're not making any contact. 1127 01:31:07,035 --> 01:31:11,873 - This lieutenant, he says to me... - Get out there and draw their fire! 1128 01:31:11,957 --> 01:31:17,295 - It's never gonna happen, sir. - Are you refusing an order, son? 1129 01:31:17,379 --> 01:31:22,384 - It looks that way, sir. - "It looks that way, sir"?! 1130 01:31:24,136 --> 01:31:27,014 Then my M-16 just went off, man. 1131 01:31:27,097 --> 01:31:29,516 It just went off! 1132 01:31:29,599 --> 01:31:31,685 It just went off. 1133 01:33:41,359 --> 01:33:43,444 Let's go! 1134 01:33:43,527 --> 01:33:45,696 Come back, Sam! 1135 01:34:04,799 --> 01:34:07,719 There's no other explanation! We're in dope heaven! 1136 01:34:12,474 --> 01:34:15,935 ♪ I smoke two joints in the morning, ♪ ♪ I smoke two joints at night ♪ 1137 01:34:16,019 --> 01:34:20,065 ♪ I smoke two joints in the afternoon ♪ ♪ and then I feel all right ♪ 1138 01:34:20,148 --> 01:34:22,484 ♪ I smoke two joints in time of peace ♪ 1139 01:34:22,567 --> 01:34:24,152 ♪ And two in time of war ♪ 1140 01:34:24,236 --> 01:34:28,156 ♪ I smoke two joints before two joints ♪ ♪ and then I smoke some more! ♪ 1141 01:34:42,129 --> 01:34:44,381 - Hi. - Oh, shit! 1142 01:34:45,507 --> 01:34:47,593 We're Americans. 1143 01:34:49,094 --> 01:34:50,512 Tourists. 1144 01:34:50,596 --> 01:34:53,849 - American. - We, uh... we... we had a... a map. 1145 01:34:53,932 --> 01:34:56,685 And we... we came here... 1146 01:34:56,769 --> 01:35:01,982 ...but we made a mistake. We made a mistake. And... and we're sorry. We'll go now. 1147 01:35:08,072 --> 01:35:10,199 - Come on... - We go now. 1148 01:35:15,454 --> 01:35:17,540 Um... 1149 01:35:17,623 --> 01:35:20,543 - We... we just wanna go. - Give 'em somethin'. 1150 01:35:20,626 --> 01:35:22,712 - Give 'em some money. - Well... 1151 01:35:22,795 --> 01:35:26,340 Look! American dollars. I got American dollars. You want... 1152 01:35:26,424 --> 01:35:28,509 ...American dol... money? 1153 01:35:28,593 --> 01:35:30,678 Here... 1154 01:35:31,554 --> 01:35:33,431 - You can have them! - Hey, hey, hey! 1155 01:35:34,265 --> 01:35:35,892 Um... 1156 01:35:35,975 --> 01:35:39,062 I've... I've got my watch. It plays a tune. 1157 01:36:01,209 --> 01:36:03,295 No! No! 1158 01:38:17,724 --> 01:38:20,185 This is our sixth year! 1159 01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:27,526 I want to look ahead. 1160 01:38:28,860 --> 01:38:30,946 Because I see... 1161 01:38:31,029 --> 01:38:33,991 ...that beyond any problems that we might have had... 1162 01:38:34,074 --> 01:38:35,450 Right? 1163 01:38:35,534 --> 01:38:38,495 ...beyond any problems that we might have... 1164 01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:44,376 ...that we have so much here to inspire us. 1165 01:38:45,419 --> 01:38:48,130 And I'm not just talking about the island. 1166 01:38:50,216 --> 01:38:52,301 I'm talking about you. 1167 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:56,013 You are what makes this place work. 1168 01:38:58,224 --> 01:39:00,309 And it does. 1169 01:39:02,395 --> 01:39:05,690 I tried to remember the person I used to be. 1170 01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:07,858 But I just couldn't do it. 1171 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,653 To the island! 1172 01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:12,363 To you! 1173 01:39:12,446 --> 01:39:14,532 And so long as I stayed here... 1174 01:39:14,615 --> 01:39:16,701 And to the future! 1175 01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:19,746 ...I'd never find him again. 1176 01:39:19,829 --> 01:39:22,081 ♪ "Hard Floor Mix" by Mory Kante ♪ 1177 01:39:37,389 --> 01:39:41,184 Come with me! I've gotta talk to you! Listen! I've got to talk to you! 1178 01:39:41,267 --> 01:39:42,894 - Stop! - Mais ca ne va pas, ou quoi! 1179 01:39:42,978 --> 01:39:44,646 - Listen! - Mais tu me laches?! 1180 01:39:44,729 --> 01:39:49,734 I've gotta talk to you! Stop! Francoise, listen! I've gotta talk to you. Stop... 1181 01:39:49,818 --> 01:39:52,237 Dammit! Stop! Stop it! 1182 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:54,614 Stop it! Stop it! Stop! 1183 01:39:54,698 --> 01:39:57,034 I'm not gonna hurt you! All right? 1184 01:39:57,117 --> 01:39:59,995 It's just me. It's just me - Richard. 1185 01:40:00,662 --> 01:40:02,456 Remember? 1186 01:40:02,539 --> 01:40:05,584 The guy... who can't play soccer? 1187 01:40:05,667 --> 01:40:07,794 The guy without a girlfriend? 1188 01:40:10,339 --> 01:40:12,091 I remember. 1189 01:40:13,175 --> 01:40:15,260 I've just been away for a while. 1190 01:40:16,053 --> 01:40:18,138 That's all. 1191 01:40:18,222 --> 01:40:20,307 That's all. 1192 01:40:21,267 --> 01:40:24,812 - Ils ont tue quatre personnes. - Le crois pas. 1193 01:40:24,895 --> 01:40:27,898 - Il est tare. - Dis pas n'importe quoipour qu'on s'en aille! 1194 01:40:27,982 --> 01:40:30,734 - Tu crois quej'ai envie de resterici?! - Listen! 1195 01:40:30,818 --> 01:40:35,489 Etienne, I've really fucked up! Four people are dead. I don't know what else they'll do! 1196 01:40:35,573 --> 01:40:38,993 But we have to leave now! That's it! Just the three of us. 1197 01:40:39,076 --> 01:40:41,996 - Just like before. - Richard... 1198 01:40:44,415 --> 01:40:46,501 ...I can't leave him. 1199 01:40:47,460 --> 01:40:50,546 - Then we'll take him with us. - But... look at him. 1200 01:40:50,630 --> 01:40:51,923 Look at him. 1201 01:40:52,006 --> 01:40:54,092 We can't move him. 1202 01:40:54,175 --> 01:40:56,260 It's gangrene. 1203 01:40:56,344 --> 01:40:58,388 It's spreading. 1204 01:40:58,471 --> 01:40:59,973 He's gonna die. 1205 01:41:00,056 --> 01:41:02,850 ♪ "Hard Floor Mix" by Mory Kante ♪ 1206 01:41:10,567 --> 01:41:12,652 Wait for me at the boat. 1207 01:41:26,666 --> 01:41:28,794 Viens, mon ange. On y va. 1208 01:41:58,407 --> 01:42:02,912 Christo had suffered because we wouldn't let anything spoil our fun. 1209 01:42:05,498 --> 01:42:07,583 In the perfect beach resort... 1210 01:42:07,666 --> 01:42:11,545 ...nothing is allowed to interrupt the pursuit of pleasure. 1211 01:42:12,713 --> 01:42:14,799 Not even dying. 1212 01:43:27,373 --> 01:43:30,417 Do you think I want to hurt you? 1213 01:43:30,501 --> 01:43:33,003 I'm a farmer, that's all. 1214 01:43:34,129 --> 01:43:36,215 Understand? 1215 01:43:36,298 --> 01:43:38,342 I work. 1216 01:43:39,718 --> 01:43:41,804 I send the money to my family. 1217 01:43:44,765 --> 01:43:47,476 If too many people come to this island... 1218 01:43:48,602 --> 01:43:50,688 ...it's trouble for me! 1219 01:43:51,814 --> 01:43:54,192 I can't work... 1220 01:43:54,275 --> 01:43:56,027 ...I can't send the money... 1221 01:43:56,110 --> 01:43:58,988 ...and my family don't eat! 1222 01:44:01,199 --> 01:44:03,284 I said no more people. 1223 01:44:04,952 --> 01:44:07,038 But more people come. 1224 01:44:09,832 --> 01:44:11,918 And you... 1225 01:44:12,710 --> 01:44:14,796 You give them the map! 1226 01:44:19,968 --> 01:44:21,219 Now... 1227 01:44:21,302 --> 01:44:23,972 ...you all go home. 1228 01:44:24,055 --> 01:44:27,976 Forget this island. Forget about Thailand! 1229 01:44:28,059 --> 01:44:31,187 - Understand? Huh? - Yeah. 1230 01:44:31,271 --> 01:44:33,523 - You understand?! - Yeah. 1231 01:44:33,607 --> 01:44:35,692 No. 1232 01:44:35,775 --> 01:44:36,985 What?! 1233 01:44:37,068 --> 01:44:39,071 No. 1234 01:44:40,530 --> 01:44:42,616 We're not leaving. 1235 01:44:43,700 --> 01:44:46,036 This is our home, too. 1236 01:44:46,119 --> 01:44:48,497 This is our house! 1237 01:44:48,580 --> 01:44:52,168 We built it with our own hands! And we are not leaving! 1238 01:44:53,294 --> 01:44:55,964 Come on, Sal. Sal. 1239 01:44:56,047 --> 01:44:59,175 I... I think you're making a big mistake here. 1240 01:44:59,259 --> 01:45:00,677 Really. 1241 01:45:02,053 --> 01:45:05,724 - If he says that we should leave... - Richard, shut up!! 1242 01:45:07,767 --> 01:45:10,312 This is all your fault anyway. 1243 01:45:11,980 --> 01:45:14,065 Who copied the map, Richard? 1244 01:45:27,746 --> 01:45:29,831 You are the clever boy. 1245 01:45:31,083 --> 01:45:33,127 The one who sneak around! 1246 01:45:33,210 --> 01:45:36,797 - No, let him go! - Steal from us! Play with our guns! 1247 01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:39,425 And you bring people here! 1248 01:46:05,868 --> 01:46:09,205 If you want to stay... 1249 01:46:13,835 --> 01:46:15,920 if you want to stay! 1250 01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:31,186 No! No! 1251 01:46:31,269 --> 01:46:32,645 No! 1252 01:46:33,313 --> 01:46:35,398 Sal... Sal! 1253 01:46:37,776 --> 01:46:39,861 - Sal... - Fuck! Sal, no! 1254 01:46:39,945 --> 01:46:41,863 Sal... Listen. 1255 01:46:41,947 --> 01:46:44,533 - Don't be crazy, OK? - You can't! 1256 01:46:44,616 --> 01:46:46,743 Don't be crazy, Sal. Put the gun down. 1257 01:46:46,827 --> 01:46:49,704 You let us down, Richard. You brought us trouble. 1258 01:46:50,747 --> 01:46:54,876 - You can't, Sal! For fuck's sake! - No, make her stop! Make her stop! 1259 01:46:56,795 --> 01:46:57,796 No! 1260 01:46:57,879 --> 01:47:01,633 - Someone help! Keaty! Someone help me! - Let go! Get outside! 1261 01:47:01,717 --> 01:47:03,677 Help me! 1262 01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:05,762 Help me! Help me! 1263 01:47:05,846 --> 01:47:09,641 You fucking bastards!! Argh! 1264 01:47:09,725 --> 01:47:11,143 No! Bugs! 1265 01:47:11,226 --> 01:47:13,312 Come on, Sal! Do it, Sal! 1266 01:47:13,395 --> 01:47:15,356 Go on, Sal! 1267 01:47:15,439 --> 01:47:18,901 You can't do it. You can't do it, Sal. 1268 01:47:18,984 --> 01:47:21,737 - Shut up! - Cos if you pull that trigger... 1269 01:47:21,820 --> 01:47:25,616 - If you pull that trigger, it's all fuckin' over! - Come on. 1270 01:47:25,699 --> 01:47:31,247 Cos this time... it's not like Christo rotting out in the woods where no one could see! 1271 01:47:31,330 --> 01:47:35,001 It's not like the four people that I saw killed today! 1272 01:47:35,084 --> 01:47:37,169 This time... 1273 01:47:37,878 --> 01:47:40,089 ...everyone has to watch, Sal. 1274 01:47:40,882 --> 01:47:45,678 Everyone has to see what it takes to keep our little "paradise" a secret. 1275 01:47:46,888 --> 01:47:48,890 - C'mon, everyone! Watch! - Shut up! 1276 01:47:48,973 --> 01:47:51,809 Everyone watch Sal do this! Go on, Sal, do it. 1277 01:47:51,893 --> 01:47:54,103 Come on! Come on, do it! Yeah! 1278 01:47:54,187 --> 01:47:58,358 Let 'em see the blood this time, huh? Huh? Let's see if they can take it. 1279 01:47:58,441 --> 01:47:59,651 God! 1280 01:48:04,781 --> 01:48:07,033 They can take it. 1281 01:48:40,442 --> 01:48:42,361 No! No... 1282 01:48:42,444 --> 01:48:44,446 No! No! 1283 01:48:50,953 --> 01:48:53,038 C'mon, hold on to me. 1284 01:49:07,511 --> 01:49:09,597 Game over. 1285 01:49:11,182 --> 01:49:13,267 But she was never gonna leave. 1286 01:49:14,268 --> 01:49:17,688 She believed in it all way too much to ever change. 1287 01:49:18,564 --> 01:49:20,900 So that's exactly where we left her. 1288 01:49:23,945 --> 01:49:27,699 ♪ We sailed to the seven seas ♪ 1289 01:49:28,908 --> 01:49:32,704 ♪ Searching for the missing key ♪ 1290 01:49:33,830 --> 01:49:36,541 ♪ Unlocking you ♪ 1291 01:49:36,624 --> 01:49:39,294 ♪ The world's harmony ♪ 1292 01:49:43,381 --> 01:49:47,510 ♪ We climbed the highest mountain range ♪ 1293 01:49:48,637 --> 01:49:51,431 ♪ Then we took the longest day... ♪ 1294 01:49:51,514 --> 01:49:53,600 And as for the rest of us... 1295 01:49:53,683 --> 01:49:59,147 ...we carried away our sins and made our way back to wherever it was we called home... 1296 01:49:59,231 --> 01:50:02,359 ...to pick up the pieces of whatever was waiting. 1297 01:50:11,368 --> 01:50:14,830 Of course, you can never forget what you've done. 1298 01:50:14,913 --> 01:50:16,999 But we adapt. 1299 01:50:17,082 --> 01:50:19,126 We carry on. 1300 01:50:23,380 --> 01:50:27,426 ♪ The heat and rhythm in the rivers run ♪ 1301 01:50:28,385 --> 01:50:32,348 ♪ And blinding faith in the desert sun ♪ 1302 01:50:33,974 --> 01:50:35,851 ♪ Hear them today ♪ 1303 01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:39,188 ♪ Play all as one ♪ 1304 01:50:43,234 --> 01:50:46,737 ♪ Distant voices sang the far-off sky ♪ 1305 01:50:48,281 --> 01:50:52,285 ♪ Led us to that elusive prize ♪ 1306 01:51:00,084 --> 01:51:02,503 - Can I get you anything? - No, thanks. 1307 01:51:02,587 --> 01:51:03,921 And me? 1308 01:51:05,506 --> 01:51:07,717 I still believe in paradise. 1309 01:51:07,800 --> 01:51:11,888 But now, at least I know it's not some place you can look for. 1310 01:51:14,265 --> 01:51:16,434 Because it's not where you go... 1311 01:51:16,518 --> 01:51:21,022 ...it's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. 1312 01:51:25,527 --> 01:51:27,612 And if you find that moment... 1313 01:51:32,534 --> 01:51:34,995 ...it lasts for ever. 1314 01:52:27,216 --> 01:52:30,803 ♪ Song "Lonely Soul" by UNKLE featuring Richard Ashcroft ♪ 1315 01:52:37,685 --> 01:52:40,312 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1316 01:52:43,148 --> 01:52:45,651 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1317 01:52:58,581 --> 01:53:01,459 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1318 01:53:02,919 --> 01:53:04,253 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1319 01:53:08,424 --> 01:53:12,387 ♪ I believe there's a time and a place ♪ 1320 01:53:13,638 --> 01:53:18,309 ♪ To let your minds reflect ♪ ♪ Get out of this place ♪ 1321 01:53:19,060 --> 01:53:23,231 ♪ I believe there's a day and a place ♪ 1322 01:53:24,357 --> 01:53:28,736 ♪ That we will go to ♪ ♪ and I know you wanna share ♪ 1323 01:53:29,654 --> 01:53:35,076 ♪ There's no secret to living ♪ ♪ There's no secret to living ♪ 1324 01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:39,289 ♪ Just keep on walking ♪ 1325 01:53:39,998 --> 01:53:45,587 ♪ There's no secret to dying ♪ ♪ There's no secret to dying ♪ 1326 01:53:45,670 --> 01:53:50,842 ♪ Just keep on flying ♪ 1327 01:53:50,926 --> 01:53:59,268 ♪ I'm gonna die in a place ♪ ♪ that don't know my name ♪ 1328 01:54:01,144 --> 01:54:09,403 ♪ I'm gonna die in a space ♪ ♪ that don't hold my name ♪ 1329 01:54:13,824 --> 01:54:18,704 ♪ Oooh-ooh ♪ 1330 01:54:18,787 --> 01:54:20,706 ♪ Walking in the cold ♪ 1331 01:54:20,789 --> 01:54:28,381 ♪ Just keep on flying ♪ 1332 01:54:33,302 --> 01:54:35,429 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1333 01:54:35,930 --> 01:54:38,015 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1334 01:54:38,349 --> 01:54:40,643 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1335 01:54:40,977 --> 01:54:46,023 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1336 01:54:46,357 --> 01:54:48,818 ♪ Ye-eah, ye-eah ♪ 1337 01:54:48,901 --> 01:54:52,780 ♪ Ye-eah, ye-eah, ye-eah ♪ 1338 01:54:52,864 --> 01:54:56,826 ♪ All the lonely souls ♪ 1339 01:54:56,910 --> 01:54:59,954 ♪ Place that don't know my name ♪ 1340 01:55:00,038 --> 01:55:02,123 ♪ A-ha ♪ 1341 01:55:02,749 --> 01:55:04,417 ♪ A-ha ♪ 1342 01:55:04,501 --> 01:55:07,420 ♪ I'm gonna die in a place ♪ 1343 01:55:07,504 --> 01:55:11,883 ♪ That don't know my name ♪ 1344 01:55:12,801 --> 01:55:16,846 ♪ Because we are lonely souls ♪ 1345 01:55:19,432 --> 01:55:22,144 ♪ Lonely souls ♪ 1346 01:55:25,105 --> 01:55:27,774 ♪ Lonely souls ♪ 1347 01:55:30,402 --> 01:55:33,405 ♪ Lonely soul ♪ 1348 01:55:34,781 --> 01:55:40,579 ♪ I'm a lonely soul ♪ 1349 01:56:48,565 --> 01:56:56,907 ♪ So long in the shadows ♪ 1350 01:57:07,459 --> 01:57:09,545 ♪ I got your lies ♪ 1351 01:57:10,170 --> 01:57:12,256 ♪ I got your lies ♪ 1352 01:57:26,562 --> 01:57:27,083 ♪ Ohhhh ♪ 1353 01:57:32,485 --> 01:57:33,006 ♪ Ohhhh ♪ 1354 01:57:38,908 --> 01:57:42,203 ♪ I needya now ♪ 1355 01:57:43,371 --> 01:57:43,892 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 1356 01:57:49,585 --> 01:57:51,003 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1357 01:57:51,087 --> 01:57:53,172 ♪ I needya ♪ 1358 01:57:53,548 --> 01:57:57,260 ♪ Rushin' in ♪ 1359 01:58:07,604 --> 01:58:08,125 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 97121