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Jay?
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- Jay?
- Yeah.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Anything interesting on there?
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No.
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I just signed up
for a dating app.
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- Really?
- You seem surprised.
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I guess I didn't know
how it worked with... Anyway...
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Stupid. Sorry.
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What are you sorry for,
saying the word "really"?
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Ellen, lighten up.
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You're allowed to say the word
"really" in a coffee shop.
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Really.
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Scott was on a dating
app yesterday.
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And I thought, "Why the hell not,
see what's out there for me."
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I tried a few ace websites a while back
and they were all pretty dead.
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But that's what
you expect, right?
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Come on, it was a joke.
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An ace website being dead?
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It's okay to laugh.
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Everyone on it was ace, but...
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Meh, I don't care.
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I'm sure it was just a bad site.
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- I heard about the big "D".
- What?
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- The divorce?
- Change of subject.
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Kind of, Scott's dating
app and...
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What?
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- I think it is the right decision.
- Good. Why?
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You know that thing I said
about the ace website being dead?
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Scott would have been
all over that like a dog on a rabbit.
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He'd pick it up by his neck
and shake it till it broke.
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And that's a good thing?
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Well, not good or a bad thing.
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Just, you know, how he's made.
Actually, it's a good thing.
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You think it's a good thing
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that a dog kills a rabbit
by shaking it until its neck breaks?
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It's okay.
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Scott is shaking an idea until
he gets something out of it.
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- An idea isn't a rabbit, right?
- Right.
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An idea isn't a rabbit. Agreed.
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I was taking it too seriously.
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You still do.
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I think you two are too
different to stay together.
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So, before you thought
I should divorce him.
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But now you think
he should divorce me?
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No, I think you should divorce
each other simultaneously.
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Do you think you know enough
about us, how we worked?
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I thought you were getting a divorce
because the gap was too wide.
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But you're making it sound
as though I caused the gap.
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A gap is a gap, no?
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Two people in different places.
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But doesn't it depend on
who walked away from who?
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Ellen,
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you know you walked away
from him.
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He hasn't moved an inch
since 1975.
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Until recently, anyway.
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- So I'm the bad guy?
- No, but...
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- He's here already?
- Every day.
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I didn't notice.
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Come on!
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I'm just saying you didn't notice.
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He's just another guy
sitting in the corner.
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Oh, my God, Jay, you know
you've been brainwashed, right?
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He's a cult, and you've been
drinking the Kool-Aid.
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He's a regular customer,
and we enjoy talking
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about politics
and the "Gilmore Girls".
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He watches the "Gilmore Girls"?
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At my suggestion.
I thought he'd dig it, and he does.
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All you have to do is push him a little
and he responds in surprising ways.
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Maybe you two
should get married.
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I'll bring your tea over.
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I hear you're on dating sites.
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Not really.
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I downloaded an app and joined up
and scrolled through
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what was an offer.
I'm not dating.
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But you intend to?
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Almost certainly.
What's the problem?
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There won't be a grieving period?
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Of course, from now until
when I started using it.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I was emboldened by our
conversation about sofa guy.
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Then last week you told me about
the younger women I'd meet.
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That was said in a spirit
of angry cynicism.
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I scraped that away
and focused on the key message,
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which is that I should date
other women.
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What's going on
with sofa guy, anyway?
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He's one specific person
who created a spark of interest.
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I'm not the one sitting there with
a box of candy ready to pig out.
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I'm looking for one specific person
who might create a spark of interest.
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What age range?
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- 50 plus.
- You're 62.
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I don't want 60 plus.
it's the last box.
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I am not ready to date
an 80-year-old.
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- That's the last box?
- Yeah. Look.
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20 to 30, 30 to 40,
40 to 50, 50 to 60,
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- 60 plus.
- Christ!
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We're the last box.
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Well, second to last, one after
that is made out of mahogany.
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You'll be buried
in bamboo or cardboard.
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That's the best incentive to remarry
I've come across yet.
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I want a wife who believes
in wooden coffins.
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I mean, that's not setting
the bar too high, right?
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- Isn't bamboo a wood?
- No, it's a plant.
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If it were a wood, you people
wouldn't be buried in it.
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Why does it matter to you
if you're dead?
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Why does it matter to you
when I'm not?
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It'll be up to the next person who
I now realize I have to find quickly
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in case I drop dead in the next week
and you'd bury me in an old IKEA box.
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The 60 plus box makes me suspect
this website is not for mature people.
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They can't tell the difference between
Madonna and Madeleine Albright.
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We're not their
highest priorities.
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We should be.
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We have a lot of money to spend.
Kids gone, mortgages paid off.
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This site is fine for now.
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I've got plenty of lovely 55-year-old
divorcees who...
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Yeah, I've got plenty to choose from
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and not just Paula.
We got Holly and Tracy.
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I got plenty.
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I am not entering into a box war
with the dating site.
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I'm not an activist like you.
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This is weird.
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Yeah.
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You wanna keep going
after today?
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I don't know.
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It all seems amicable enough.
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Do you wanna talk about
who gets what property?
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I wouldn't ask you
to move out of the house.
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So you get
the New York apartment?
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Sure, but I should be
honest with you
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and tell you I'll sell it and give
the money to the Quakers.
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I want to live simply.
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Then where will you live?
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On the Friends community.
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I've been in and out of there
for a while.
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Maybe I'd stay there,
maybe one somewhere else.
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Another state.
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Maybe we need to keep
talking to Cindy
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if you want to give away
seven figure sums to sofa guy
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and his lunatic friends.
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I guess,
but it would be my money.
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That would be
the divorce settlement.
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I can do what I want with it.
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You'd do that, move to Idaho
and sit in a room
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and think with a bunch
of strangers?
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It's called
the Society of Friends.
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And they mean it.
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Wow, you actually would.
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Won't you keep in touch
with anyone?
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Of course.
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You, the kids,
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Sarah, Cabdi,
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a few other people.
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But this town
was never really me.
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Not ever. It was great
for the kids and for you.
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What if you decided to stop
quaking and start living it up?
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I won't be asking you for condo money,
if that's what you mean.
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But what about Cabdi?
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Doesn't he need money?
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If I move away,
would you look after Cabdi?
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Jesus Christ.
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Some guys take on a kid
who isn't theirs,
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when they get together
with someone, not me.
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I take on a kid when she goes.
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Is that a no?
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Do I have to get arrested
at protests too?
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No. I can do that without you.
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What happened
to FaceTime TV watching?
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It's FaceTime.
We can do it anywhere.
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Would help if we were
in the same time zone.
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I'm happy to watch in the afternoon
if I move way out west.
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Do they even have
TVs in these places?
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I think the idea in the end is that
you find someone else to watch TV with.
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You don't care?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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It'll sting.
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And I'll miss you.
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I want you to find
somebody nice,
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because this is all my doing.
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I want you to be happy.
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The gap closed up a little.
Didn't it?
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Yes, in a weird way, it did.
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With the talking,
your relationship with Jay.
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I understand you better.
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What about if it kept closing?
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Do you think it can?
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Not really.
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I'm tethered up in the yard
and I can't move that far.
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Your rope is longer
than you think.
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I'm good where I am.
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I think you belong to
a tribe of crazy people.
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And you're fighting
the good fight, I know that.
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The other side will kill us all.
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- Who knows what I'm doing?
- Fighting the good fight.
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You said.
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I wonder what that means
and why me?
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You really wouldn't
want it to be me.
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I'd be like Beauregard
at Shiloh.
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Scott, I'm done
with the Civil War.
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- I know all I want to know.
- Okay. I got it.
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Can I say something using
another hobby or interest?
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If it's not a sport or fishing.
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00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,120
Did you know that Miles Davis
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recorded four albums I love
in two days in 1956.
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This is going to spell it
all out for me, I can tell.
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He owed them
to the Prestige label.
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Got them out of the way quick.
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Coltrane on tenor,
Red Garland on piano,
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Paul Chambers on bass,
Philly Joe Jones on drums.
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They're magnificent.
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- I'm glad.
- That's where I want to be...
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With those guys.
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But they're all dead.
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I don't need them to be alive.
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I just need to be somewhere
that people as talented as that
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can produce something
as great as that.
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But don't you worry that the world
is moving on without you?
218
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No. No, not at all.
219
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It's cool, the world moving on.
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I'm in the University of Mouthfeel.
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It is still the worst name
for a coffee shop ever.
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But unless we get out there
and do something,
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everything vanishes.
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Miles Davis,
Red Garland, right?
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We would love for music like that
to be produced
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every single minute
of every single day.
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But you need
our help for that.
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I can see that.
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Good.
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You smell the coffee
and listen to jazz.
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And I'll get arrested.
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It's a deal.
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What do you want to use
the time for today?
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I want to make sure I find
a way to keep you in my life.
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Let's go.
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