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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,200 I, I, I... 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,080 GENERAL CHATTER 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,440 ..fighting fit. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,320 OK. OK, listen up. No throwing up. 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,760 Don't have a better time than me, 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,640 and no smoking unless it's out the window. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,840 Who else are we waiting for? Are we...? 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,320 No, no, this, is it. Yeah, we're having a proper thing next weekend, 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,960 you're the ones we thought wouldn't gel with the larger group. 10 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,000 Yeah, you're... you're sort of the liabilities. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 All TALK AT ONCE 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,440 Quite mean. That is so rude. 13 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,000 No, not... In, like, in a fun way. 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,120 That is so... 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,120 POP! 16 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,400 Whoa! Shit. Oh... 17 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,000 All aboard. 18 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,360 CHAT AND LAUGHTER Yeah! 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,920 Just, erm, just planning ahead, 20 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,920 do you think that we're gonna have sex tonight? No! 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,680 No. 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,760 Last time was a mistake. 23 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,840 Oh, and the five times before that were...? 24 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,200 Yeah, all mistakes, every one of them. And also, can you stop counting? 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,160 Also, it was three times. Three times, barely. 26 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,800 Right, well, the next time a strong gust of wind blows you up to my apartment... Mm-hm. 27 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,840 ..and you accidentally have sex with me... Mm-hm. 28 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,920 ..can you please bring my phone charger back? 29 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,200 Yeah, I'll buy you a new one. 30 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,800 OK, listen up, we're almost at our first surprise activity. 31 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,120 ALL: Ooh! 32 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,280 Is it paintball? 33 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,160 Uh, so, no. We're... It's a surprise so don't try to guess. 34 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,280 Oh, my God, is it karaoke? 35 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,000 I love karaoke. I love it. 36 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,920 No! Should...should we have done karaoke? 37 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,440 No. I think... 38 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,120 Whoa! 39 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,640 Oh, it's crazy golf. 40 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,080 EVERYONE SIGHS 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,960 The brochure said it's a lot of fun. All brochures say that. 42 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,600 Is that Tom? 43 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,800 Tom? It isn't, is it? 44 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,720 Tom Kapoor. Oh, my God. It's Tom. 45 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,720 It is. I can't believe he came. You invited him? 46 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,800 Yeah. What is wrong with you? Ow! 47 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,080 I'm allowed to have friends. All right, let's go, 48 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,560 the quicker we get this over with, the sooner we can get to karaoke. 49 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,400 I can't believe he's come. 50 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,800 Yeah, but you know we aren't doing karaoke, mate? 51 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,600 You coming? I can't wait to meet him. 52 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,400 In a minute, yeah. 53 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,280 Hi. Hi. 54 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,280 LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 55 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,920 I didn't realise you were still in the country. 56 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,400 Steve didn't tell you I was coming, did he? 57 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,680 No... No, he didn't. 58 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:37,040 Oh, I should've... I don't have to stay, I can... 59 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,640 No, it's... No. 60 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,280 It's good to see you. 61 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,920 I'm sorry I haven't been in touch. 62 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,320 Ah, that's sort of what happens when you break up with someone. 63 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,560 You should stay, erm, it'll, 64 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,000 it'll obviously mean a lot to Steve, so... 65 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,520 You sure? 66 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,120 Hey, man, sorry, we don't have any more sashes, 67 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,320 but you can just wear this one. Oh, OK. 68 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,040 Yeah, it's mine. Huh, means you have to marry Sarah though. 69 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,640 No, she's all yours. Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding. Come on, 70 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,320 it's gonna be real fun. It's crazy golf. 71 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,560 You smell amazing. 72 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,280 Oh, it's just shower gel. OK. 73 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,760 Ooh, perfect, I got us a card. 74 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,360 Why? 75 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,880 So we can play together. 76 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,600 Oh, is that how we're doing this? I dunno. 77 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,360 I don't think that's how we're doing it. OK, everyone pair up and, 78 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,880 uh, let's get ready for some fun. So... 79 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,400 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 80 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,040 You can't just wing your vows. 81 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,560 Yeah, I can. "I love you. You're about the right age. 82 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,320 "We own a couch together." 83 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,280 Fuck's sake! You don't deserve to be getting married. 84 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,480 Do you have portable karaoke machines? 85 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,600 Yeah. No, it's quite urgent. Um, well, today. 86 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,920 Yeah, would be great. Yeah, thank you. 87 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,680 Well, I wish I'd booked it too. 88 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,560 You sure you don't have any? 89 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,760 Like out the back, for emergencies? Karaoke emergencies. 90 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah. OK, look, my friend Tom Kapoor, 91 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,880 the actor, he really needs 92 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,040 a karaoke machine, so if you could get... 93 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,880 You were on the bus for a while. 94 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,800 Can you not talk during my backswing? 95 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,360 What was that conversation about? None of your business. 96 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,000 Hey, can you not start before I've finished? Come on. 97 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,240 OK. 98 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,560 Kind of weird he came, isn't it? 99 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,520 Yeah, I don't know. 100 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,840 Does he know about us? 101 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,360 Erm, us? 102 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,520 You know. 103 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,680 Don't, actually. 104 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,400 Oh. No. I don't. Oh. 105 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,360 Two, I got two, so can you write two down, please? Yeah. 106 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,160 Whee! 107 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,480 Hey. Nice one, dude. 108 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,000 Thanks, man. Ah. Oh, you don't... That's all right, OK. 109 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,120 Good to see you, bro. Yeah, you too. 110 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,080 Yeah, and, er, man to man, I'm glad you're here. 111 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,680 This Ben thing's got out of hand. Right. 112 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,600 He's bad. Bad news. Bad, bad, bad news. 113 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,000 Jessie's really not in a good place. 114 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,280 Right. 115 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,600 She misses you. 116 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,320 Yeah, I feel like the last time I listened to you 117 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,360 it kind of put me on the wrong track. 118 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,320 Obviously you miss her too. Why else would you be here? 119 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,240 Look, I'm... 120 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,320 ..I'm here for Steve. 121 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,720 Yeah, of course I need two microphones! 122 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,520 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Really? 123 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,840 Just a bit intense, isn't it, coming here? 124 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,800 I mean, Steve's our friend, so... 125 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,560 How you going there, mate? 126 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,360 She's a delicate hole, this one but, uh, I try my best. 127 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,360 CLATTERING 128 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,360 There we go. 129 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,200 It's not a race. 130 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,160 That's bad etiquette. Jessie. 131 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,840 No. Balls! 132 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,360 What am I doing wrong? 133 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,640 I just wanna talk about what's going on between us. 134 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,000 Why do you keep saying us? 135 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,160 What does that mean? Well, I don't know. 136 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,920 I just want to see where this thing might go. 137 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,400 We know where it goes, OK? I've been there, 138 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,400 done that, bought the T-shirt, I hate the fucking T-shirt. 139 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,840 No, you don't. 140 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,040 You love the T-shirt, it's a great T-shirt. 141 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,200 You wear the T-shirt to bed. Ugh! 142 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,440 Walk. 143 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,200 Argh! 144 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,520 They shouldn't allow kids in that place, man. I was like, 145 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,360 I'm sorry he's crying or something cos I... 146 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,680 No...No, no, no. ..we're trying to have fun, you know. It's a party. 147 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,480 Oh, yes, I'd have been impressed. 148 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,040 Is everybody having a good time? Yeah. 149 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,360 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! 150 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,720 HE HICCUPS 151 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,360 Tom? Yeah, man. 152 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,400 What are you doing? 153 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,280 Sorry, I, I think it's just the motion of the bus. 154 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,160 HE HICCUPS 155 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,160 Stop doing that. 156 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,760 Need some help there? 157 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,120 Oh, thanks. 158 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,400 These are tricky. 159 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,760 What team are you on? 160 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,320 Pink. Ah. Blue. 161 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,600 You know, you might want to watch out for me up there. 162 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,200 Why? 163 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,840 I'm pretty fucking good at laser tag. Oh. Right. 164 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,400 Wa... 165 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,680 Watch out for me out there cos I'm really fucking good as well, so... 166 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,600 Oh, you hold it. I see, I see and then you just... 167 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,240 What does it do? I get it. 168 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,480 LOUD MUSIC 169 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,800 Oh, my God! 170 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,320 Aaargh! 171 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,600 SCREAMING 172 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,040 I'm on your team! 173 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,200 Oh, my God! What am I supposed to think? Oh, Jesus. 174 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,040 Back up. Back up. Back up, we need you. 175 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,560 Jessie, it's a massacre. Fall back. Fall back. 176 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,440 OK. Hey, cover me, cover me. 177 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,000 Ah, my God! 178 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,560 Damn it, Sarah. What? This is stupid. 179 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,080 It's not stupid, you're stupid. 180 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,040 Well, where's my gun? Hmm? 181 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,680 It's right there. Shit! 182 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,160 FIRING, HE SCREAMS 183 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,200 Having fun, babe? Yeah, love you. 184 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,680 I love you too! 185 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,560 Aww. 186 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,560 SCREAMING 187 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,920 SHOUTING 188 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,680 FIRING 189 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,640 Jessie. 190 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,640 HE FIRES 191 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,440 What? Ahh, no. Goddamn it! 192 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,480 Told you. 193 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,080 Aw, fuck. 194 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,520 SHE LAUGHS 195 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,920 Hi. Hi. 196 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,280 Hello. 197 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,040 Hi. 198 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,360 I probably shouldn't have done that. No, no, no, I was really... 199 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,920 I was cool with it. 200 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,920 FIRING 201 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,480 Um, what? 202 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,480 POWERING DOWN 203 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,520 Sorry, can you just hang on for one sec? 204 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,880 I'll just... Ben? Ben. 205 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,640 Yeah, I'll just... Fricking stop. 206 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,840 Fricking stop. 207 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,960 Oi! Oi! 208 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,120 Hey. Hey, stop! What? I'm playing the game. 209 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,200 What do you want from me? 210 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,720 I wanna be with you. Oh, bullshit! 211 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,000 Why's that bullshit? 212 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,120 Cos it's so boring, can you hear yourself? 213 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,200 Do you really want to get back together? 214 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,440 Have you really thought that through? 215 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,320 Yes. I don't think you have because this is classic you, you always do this. 216 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,320 You love the idea of something and when you get it, you freak out. 217 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,360 Right? This is... The reason why we broke up is because you were too 218 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,840 scared to be with me, so don't give me that shit. 219 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,160 Jessie... 220 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,680 ..I love you. 221 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,800 I love you too! I'll always love you, 222 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,200 that doesn't mean I like you or want to be with you. 223 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,440 You're a fucking arsehole, Ben. 224 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,600 SCREAMING 225 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,600 Steve, no! 226 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,000 No. Read the room. 227 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,680 Sorry. 228 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,680 Look, I say this from the bottom of my heart, 229 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,160 this is never gonna happen, so just leave me alone, please. 230 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,800 Just joking anyways. 231 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,240 Fucking hell. 232 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,640 SINGING ALONG TO: Islands in the Stream 233 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,440 I'm sorry for what happened back there. What? No. 234 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,240 No, I shouldn't have done that. 235 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,680 Especially because I'm leaving. 236 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,720 I think it's just very confusing seeing you. 237 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,400 So, you're still going? 238 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,840 Yeah. Right. 239 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,320 I'm off next week. 240 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,920 SINGING CONTINUES 241 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,800 Cool. Party in the USA. 242 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,760 You gonna bring me back some Twinkies or something? 243 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,360 Yeah, they might not be with you for a while. 244 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,080 They've got a lot of preservatives, so... 245 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,600 Probably a good thing we broke up, then, right? 246 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,160 Yeah. 247 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,240 Why did we break up? 248 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,920 I don't think you wanted to be in a relationship. 249 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,280 That's not true. 250 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,560 Right. 251 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,720 I wanted to be with you. 252 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,240 Yeah, you wanted to be with me, 253 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,800 but you didn't want to be in a relationship. 254 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,960 Isn't that the same thing? 255 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,640 I don't think so. 256 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,480 I promise, I'm not trying to start something, that's not... No, no. 257 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:43,240 ..why I'm here. I really do want us to be friends. Me too. Me too. Yeah. 258 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,600 What the world needs now is friends, sweet friends. 259 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,920 Oh, hey, give me that. Give me that. 260 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,000 Uh, OK, we need to get off the bus really quickly cos 261 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,640 we're running fucking late for our next thing, OK? 262 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,640 Sorry for killing the vibe. 263 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,240 OK. All right, listen up. 264 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,520 Girls in that boat with Sarah, 265 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,480 boys in this boat with me. 266 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,480 Oh, do we have to be separated by gender? That seems like... 267 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,920 I actually think we need a boy for weight distribution. Yeah. 268 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,320 Uh, Tom, do you want to...? 269 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,640 I'll go with the girls. Me, I'll go. I'll go. 270 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,520 Ahh. All right, come on, we're paying by the hour, so chop-chop. 271 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,280 Tom, Tom, come on. Come on, Tom. 272 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,640 So, what did he actually say? 273 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,880 He said he was still going to America and that he wants to be friends. 274 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,400 Bastard. Oh, I can't believe this! 275 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,120 I know you're having a meltdown, but can it wait till tomorrow? 276 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,000 Oh, my God, Sarah. What? It's my birthday! 277 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,640 It isn't even. No, it's not, it's your hen do. 278 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,560 My wedding day. Hen. Hen do, whatever, it's about me. 279 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,040 And then you know what he said? 280 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,840 He said that the reason why we broke up is because I didn't 281 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,320 want to be in a relationship. 282 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,120 Right. 283 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,560 I mean... 284 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,520 Hey, what? What? 285 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,240 Well, that is truth. 286 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,160 No! No! 287 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,680 Well, it is kind of your thing. 288 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,160 HONKING 289 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,160 Joe? 290 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,720 Is that a swan? 291 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,640 Oh, my God, so this opinion is held by the entire boat, is it? Yes. 292 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,160 Absolutely. 100 percent, without a shadow of a doubt. 293 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,040 That is you. Yeah. Very clearly you. 294 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,240 Oh, my God. 295 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,240 Does anyone want a go on the hat after me? 296 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,520 Ever heard of "yes, please"? Yeah. 297 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,080 HE LAUGHS 298 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,960 I saw it on TV, and I thought, I need this for my stag. 299 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,280 I've never drunk out of a hat before. Really? 300 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,720 Oh, it's great. So cool. Yeah. I don't think we've been 301 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,400 introduced by the way. I'm Ben. 302 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,800 Tom. 303 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:45,480 Hm. OK, I think we should address the elephant in the room. 304 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,000 We're all huge fans of your work, Tom. 305 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,880 Yes. Thanks, Steve. Yeah! 306 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,920 I loved you in Full Tank of Money. Oh, yeah? 307 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,280 It was so good when you punched the dog. 308 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,840 Yeah, that was, that was... 309 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,920 That was awesome, man. That was... I was like, yes! 310 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,840 How long have you guys known this about me? 311 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,280 Literally since forever. What? Why did no-one tell me? 312 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,040 We say it all the time. 313 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,400 You usually just sort of brush it off. Oh, whatever. 314 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,640 Oh, God, yeah, I just said it then, 315 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,040 I just did it right then, that's exactly... 316 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,280 Oh, my God! Get a grip. 317 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Hey. Right, you need to hear this. Mm-hm. 318 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,920 You are the most amazing person that I've ever met in my entire life 319 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,280 and I love you. 320 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,480 But you are a piss poor girlfriend whose inability 321 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,120 to commit is pushing away the person you love! 322 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,440 Oh, my God. 323 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,920 I... I Ben'd Tom, didn't I? 324 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,200 Babe, I think you Ben'd Tom. 325 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,280 I have to talk to him. I have to talk to him right now. 326 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,880 No, no, no. Oh, God. It's my hen do, 327 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,800 if anyone's gonna talk to him, it's gonna be me. 328 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,800 No, no, no! No, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Argh! 329 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,560 You're making me fall. 330 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,080 Oop. Oh, are you OK? 331 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,680 No. I told you not to take such a big sip. 332 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,360 Hey, uh, I know this is weird, 333 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,880 but I hope there's no hard feelings between us, man. 334 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,160 I mean, Jessie and I aren't even really a thing. 335 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,000 Right. I mean, obviously, we've been sleeping together. 336 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,480 Cool. Oh, you knew that? 337 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,280 No. 338 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,160 I just don't really care, Ben. 339 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,720 Cool. Me neither. 340 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,920 Oh, no, no. No, no, look, they're talking. 341 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,840 They're talking. Can anyone lip read? 342 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,240 I think Ben just said something about Liberace. 343 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,760 Oh, what if they're talking about me? 344 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,200 What if they're talking about sex things to do with me and stuff? 345 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,280 Don't do anything rash, OK? You're drunk. 346 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,920 I'm not that drunk, I'm the perfect level of drunk. 347 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,000 Then you have my blessing. OK. I'm drunk. 348 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,560 Oh, God, can we turn around the boat? let's turn 349 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,720 the boat around, we've gotta go that way. All right. 350 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,680 ALL SHOUT 351 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,680 Come on, do the rowing. 352 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,680 She needs you to go faster. 353 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,240 I am going as fast as I can here. 354 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,760 Oh, my God. 355 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,480 Have you seen this? 356 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,760 Why is it raining now? This is a sign. Fuck your country! 357 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,160 I think it's getting worse. It's nice. It's so refreshing. 358 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,280 Yeah? I think it's helping my hiccups actually. I don't think so. 359 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,720 It's a sign. Oh, my God! 360 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,200 Please, please, please. This is a sign! How is it raining now? 361 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,120 You're not... The boat needs to be stable. 362 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,600 No, no, just come back into the boat. 363 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,840 No, don't, don't, don't. It's fine. 364 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,000 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Wait! What the fuck? 365 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,760 What are you doing? 366 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,040 I just wanted to have a chat. 367 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,440 She's done it. I'm so happy. Oh, my God, she can't swim. 368 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,600 What are you talking about? Of course I can swim. 369 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,360 She can swim, she's just not a very confident swimmer. Shut up. 370 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,240 We're gonna lose our deposit, the guy was very, 371 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,720 very, very clear about it. Somebody save her when she drowns. 372 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,040 Everyone just shut up, shut up, everyone! 373 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,880 Shut up, everyone. Shut up. Goddamn it. 374 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,200 Oh, God. Yep. I didn't think this through. 375 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,760 Hi. Oh, no. It's fine. It's fine, you don't have to... 376 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,880 Yep. No, no, no, no, no, don't, I just want... 377 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,600 I'll do it from here. 378 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,920 Um, yeah, so I just want to say I'm sorry. 379 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,000 You came all the way over to say sorry? 380 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,600 Yeah. 381 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,720 Was it that urgent? Um, yeah, because, erm... 382 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,480 Yeah, I'm... 383 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,760 ..I'm so sorry. 384 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,560 I'm so sorry, uh, I'm a very, I'm a very difficult person. 385 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,320 I'm a very difficult person 386 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,680 and it turns out I'm not very good at being a girlfriend 387 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,360 and I, uh, 388 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,120 I'm sorry if I made it feel like I didn't want to be 389 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,720 with you, cos I-I I did. I-I do. 390 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,520 I do want to be with you. 391 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,320 I love you. 392 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,480 I love you. 393 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,960 Yeah, OK. Oh, that's funny, 394 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,840 I love you. But I do. I do and, erm... 395 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,480 But I know that that's not enough when you, 396 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,200 you know, and I was scared of that and I kind of bailed 397 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,880 and I just sort of did things and I do things like 398 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,200 I don't think about what happens next, 399 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,640 uh, clearly. 400 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,480 But, um, yeah, and I haven't changed. 401 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,280 I haven't had time to change cos I just real... 402 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,640 ..I sort of had that, you know, on the boat and I came over here, 403 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,240 but I now know what is wrong with me at least. 404 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,160 So, yeah. And I know you're going and that's fine, 405 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,920 and that's totally cool, but I just wanted to, 406 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,440 sort of, come over here and just say, in short, 407 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,480 I love you, 408 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,080 I'm sorry... 409 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,400 ..and I wish you all the best. 410 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,160 Are you done? 411 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,240 Yep. That's me. 412 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,000 So, I'm, yeah, I'm gonna go back, 413 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,480 I'm just gonna go back there now. Yeah. I'm just gonna head back. 414 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,800 Yeah, great. No, don't, please. Shut up. 415 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,000 Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. 416 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,320 Tom, Tom, mate, Tom. 417 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,120 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 418 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,840 Go back, go back. I just... 419 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,040 I didn't mean for you to get in, I'm so sorry. Oh, God. Oh, God. 420 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,120 Hold up. Oh, God. Seriously, it's fine, it's fine. 421 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,800 It's fine. Oh, no. 422 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,760 LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING 423 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,800 I love you too. 424 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,520 That's really cool, that's so cool. 425 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,600 Oh, should we get married? No. 426 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,280 No, no, no, no, no, of course. 427 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,520 LAUGHTER 428 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,680 CHEERING 429 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,240 WHOOPING 430 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,960 Out of the water, we're going to lose our deposit! 431 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,640 Oh, my God. 432 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040 We're taking on water from the fountain, 433 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,080 so as quick as you can, please. He saw a dead duck! 434 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,360 CHATTER CONTINUES 435 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:39,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31773

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