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So what do you think?
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Have they changed the bread here?
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No, about Ian moving in.
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Oh, it sounds great.
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Are you sure? Cos, well, it's a big
step and,
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well, I don't want to seem like...
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My dentist sent me a Christmas card?
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I didn't even know I had a dentist.
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You are being hysterical. Oh.
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Are you OK with it or not?
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Yes, I am fine with it.
Are you, though?
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OK. Yeah. Yeah, you know what,
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I am, because these things happen,
don't they?
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People fall in love and then they
move in with each other.
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Not always. Sometimes people
live very separate lives.
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Sometimes they live in
the same lake house
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but actually live several years
apart. It happens, you know.
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Why aren't you going
to Tom's for Christmas?
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Been going out for two weeks,
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why would I go to Tom's
for Christmas?
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Because he asked you.
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Yeah, but he was just being polite,
you know.
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And in return,
I was being polite by saying no.
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We all got what we wanted.
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You're going to miss him.
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Well, obviously I'm going
to miss him but, you know,
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just meeting the parents,
it's intense. I don't...
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What's this? This...
This is your handwriting.
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Ooh.
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What are you doing?
No, no, no. No, do not read this.
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Why did you send me a letter?
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No, no, no, no, oh, my God. Oh.
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OK, so I may have sent a few letters
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to people when I thought
I was leaving the country forever.
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And what sort of emotional space
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were you in at the time?
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SHE SOBS
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Not a great one.
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My God. Let me read that.
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No, no, no. Please? No, no, Kate,
you can't. Oh, my gosh,
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this is so embarrassing.
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I... I told so many people
I love them
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and now I have to see them again.
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This is a disaster.
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You didn't send one to Ben, did you?
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Yes.
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You messy bitch.
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You know what? He deserved it.
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He totally deserved it
and I stand by everything I said.
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What did you say? I don't remember.
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Right. Well, no,
I mean probably along the lines of,
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you know, "I hate you,
you ruined my life,
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"I never want to see you again,"
your classic hits.
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You know I once had
a dream where I killed him.
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SHE GASPS
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But then he turned into Tim Curry.
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I woke up with this, like,
deep guilt.
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Well, rightly so -
Tim Curry is a national treasure.
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You sure you don't want to come?
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I don't like the idea
of you wandering around
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the flat like a Christmas ghost.
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I'll be fine.
You have a good Christmas.
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Thank you. Send my love
to your family. I will.
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Oh. No, no, no. Please!
I knew that hug was fake.
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I knew it, I could feel it.
Your heart wasn't in it.
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It's wrong of you to withhold that.
Disgusting.
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You've written it. You've sent it.
You'll never read this. It's mine.
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Have a good Christmas. Have a good
Christmas, you filthy bitch.
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Bye.
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Oh, yeah, what do you think? There?
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Hmm. Uh...
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No. Why not?
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You don't need to.
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But you've got such white teeth
and I'm naturally competitive.
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I like your disgusting brown teeth.
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Ooh, I got you a present.
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Why?
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For Christmas.
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Oh, are they doing that again
this year?
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Mm-hm. Oh.
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Thank you, that's so...that's so
nice.
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You're welcome.
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Well, I...I also got you a present.
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Oh, yeah? I did, yeah,
just a minute.
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See here, I got you...
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..these mints for all those kissing
scenes that you do
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in your movies and stuff.
Also got you this pen.
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This, from a bank
that I no longer bank with.
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I've always wanted one of these.
What else?
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Ooh, I got you a collection receipt
from Argos,
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so you can use the pen
to write down all your thoughts
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and feelings on something.
There. So, you're welcome.
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You're very bad at gifts.
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It's the thought that counts.
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I don't think you're
the one who's supposed to say that.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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Right, I guess I'll see you
when I'm back.
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Yeah. OK.
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I'll see... I'll see you after
Christmas. Yeah.
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So...
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Uh, yeah.
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And, uh, Merry Christmas.
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Yeah, well, and to you and yours.
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Sorry, I...I need to do that cos
that was a terrible... Oh.
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Bye.
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SHE MOUTHS
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What are you doing?
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I'm, uh, it's if there are any
Daily Mail photographers,
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I want to make it look like we're
having an argument, so...
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Oh, OK. Well, this is a hot scoop,
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I'm going to send these in myself.
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Why?! God damn it.
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Really feel the anger. No!
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SHE SOBS
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You are worryingly convincing
in this.
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Why?! Why?!
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Bye. Bye.
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It's just so romantic.
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What is?
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You stayed for Tom. Perfect.
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I didn't...didn't stay for anyone.
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Well, you quit your job,
you moved out of your flat.
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Did you get a letter from me?
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No. Well, if you do, can you promise
you will destroy it?
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Why? I may've dropped
some home truths
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that you're not ready to hear.
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Well, I'm glad you're back. Hm?
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I, uh, can't believe it's happened
for both of us.
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Mm-hm. What?
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I have a girlfriend now.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Oh, for real? Yes.
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Oh. Well, what, so you've...
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..you've said that you're
boyfriend-girlfriend? Yes.
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Yeah, it's happened pretty
fast, hasn't it?
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Well, that's sort of what happens
when people fall in love.
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Why does everyone keep saying that
today? It feels very Truman Show-y.
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Great film. Yeah, OK, but, sorry,
I know nothing about this person.
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What are...? You know,
what does she do?
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How tall is she?
What are her prospects?
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Uh, yeah,
she works for this non-profit...
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And so did you ask her to be your
girlfriend, or did she ask you?
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Uh, I can't remember actually.
Yeah, just sort of happened.
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Yeah, cool. Very
go with the flow, I love it.
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Yeah... Yeah, I guess it is.
We make each other very happy.
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Yeah. So, when can I start back?
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Where?
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Uh, here.
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Oh. Um, I'm sorry, you can't.
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What? So, uh, hang on,
wait, what are you talking about?
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The position's been filled.
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Uh, well, Joe, get rid.
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I just hired her.
Come on, it's a doggy dog world.
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Dog EAT dog.
Dog eat dog, yes, whatever.
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Maybe you should branch out.
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Do you really want to work here
for the rest of your life?
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Yeah, that'd be sick. Ideally, yes.
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Well, I can't, OK?
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She's really nice.
Plus, she's a single mum.
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Well, just offer her some vouchers.
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No. Fine, no vouchers.
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Look, I'm not firing her. Joe!
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You can split the shifts.
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I need the hours, man.
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We need to train up another
projectionist anyway.
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What has gotten into you?
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This is my decision as general
manager and that's final.
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So maybe I'm not as meek
as you say I am.
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You did read the letter.
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You read it. Agh! I am not meek.
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Ah-ha-ha. I'm not a meek man.
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Hoisted by my own petard.
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SHE SIGHS
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Hello?
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Hi, Mum.
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Hello, sweetheart.
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I take it your other favourite son
hasn't arrived yet?
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Whichever one arrives first
is my favourite son.
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Where's Dad?
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Yeah?
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"Pursues like a ghost." Oh!
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Hey, Dad. Uh-huh.
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OK.
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Hey. You haven't met Julian Assange,
have you?
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No, Dad.
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Well, keep it that way.
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That man is nothing but trouble.
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Is he editing Wikipedia
articles again?
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Yeah, why is he...?
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Don't ask me. I'm only affiliated
with that man through marriage.
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Are you hungry?
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Yes.
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Then you should probably start
cooking dinner.
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DOOR OPENS, CLOSES
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Parents, I have arrived!
Oh, God, here we go.
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Hello, Mother. My favourite son.
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I thought you said I was your
favourite son.
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Yeah, actually, my favourite son's
the one who brings wine.
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Where's your class, little bro, huh?
Can't even spring
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a bottle of red for your own mum,
eh? OK, come on.
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Is that Vinay? Hmm.
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How do you spell a hashtag?
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It's lovely to have you home, honey.
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Even if you did come
empty-handed...with no girlfriend.
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Steve. Who is it?
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It's Jessie.
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No, thank you.
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Hi. Hi.
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Uh, go away. You have to go.
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Oh, stop being stupid.
No, no, no, really.
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Where is your hospitality?
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One of your best friends in the
world decides to stay
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in the country. You were supposed
to take back presents for my family.
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I promise I will do that. I will do
that eventually.
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Can you let me check your mail? No,
no, don't. Look, it's Christmas Eve,
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do you not have anywhere else
you need to be?
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No. Stop being weird,
let me check your mail.
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Please, please, please,
I'm begging you.
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What is going on here?
What are you...? Are you safe?
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Yes, stop. I'm fine.
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Everything's fine.
I just really need you to go.
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Just... No. What are you...?
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No... No. Ahh. Whoa, ahh.
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She's going to love that.
That's great.
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Um, oh, that's...
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BANG
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There you go. Oh... Oh.
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I'm so sorry. Sorry.
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Oh, Goddamn it.
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Pudding's from scratch.
Just let it go. It's fine.
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Next year I'm ordering takeaway.
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You lot don't even eat
half the food.
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So, Tom... Hmm.
..the new film looks crap.
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Vinay! Have you seen it yet? No. Mm.
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Yeah, but me and the aunties are
thinking of going next week.
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Please don't take the aunties
to see that movie.
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What film are we talking about?
Song of Olympus. SIEGE on Olympus.
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Siege on Olympus, yes.
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That's out soon, is it?
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I just think you should try
and be in better films.
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I mean, Mum's given you
a white first name, use it better.
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I'll have you know that
Tom is named after
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a great man we knew a very long
time ago. Tom who?
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Tom. Tom. Tom who?
Oh, you're kidding me.
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Completely blanked on his last name.
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Do you know who I miss tonight?
Oh, Liv.
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Ooh, maybe you should get back
together with Liv.
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Have you spoken to Olivia lately?
No. We broke up a year ago.
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I still text her. Mum! What?
I always put in a good word for you.
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00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,520
Can you please stop doing that?
Why? She's nice.
251
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,480
I'm seeing someone new, actually.
252
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,920
Excuse me.
253
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,040
Oh, yeah, of course, but she
actually goes to another school
254
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,720
so we're just never going to get
to see her. Am I right?
255
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,480
No. Her name's Jessie.
256
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,480
She's not an actress, is she?
You have a cousin called Jessie.
257
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,520
Let's see a picture then.
No, she's not my cousin.
258
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,080
Why not? I mean, is she old?
259
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,080
Because I would actually
respect that.
260
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,840
Are you this much of a dick
to everyone?
261
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,080
Oh, I save it up for you.
Yeah, I'm nice to my patients,
262
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,640
so I kind of need an outlet.
263
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,600
Come on, let's see her.
Let's see her.
264
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,200
OK, fine, but I don't have
a lot of pictures of her
265
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,320
and she's doing, like,
a joke thing in this one.
266
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,800
Oh, OK, so she's funny.
Is she not hot?
267
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,280
Oh, shut up.
268
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,160
There she is.
269
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,600
She looks very...smart.
Is that the best picture you had?
270
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,440
And she's in the film with you?
271
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,000
God, she's got to be really funny.
272
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,760
No, she's not in the film, Dad.
273
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,040
He fucking Alan Rickman'd me.
274
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,160
Oh, my God.
275
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,960
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
SHE LAUGHS
276
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,040
He should be taken back to the US.
277
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,760
Oh. We don't want him here.
278
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,840
Enough about Julian Assange, please.
279
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,960
Oh, does this tree smell off to you?
280
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,800
Have you watered it? Tom? Yeah?
281
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,040
Tom, what are you doing?
Does this tree smell off to you?
282
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,480
What are you talking about?
283
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,120
Did you get this from the market?
284
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,840
Merry Christmas.
285
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,080
Woo...
286
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,600
God.
287
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,440
Any objections?
288
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,720
No? Want a red?
289
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,040
My dog has flea
290
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:23,840
Flea, flea, fleas...
291
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,920
What is that?
292
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,520
ON TV: OK, guys...
293
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,760
Oh, God. Help... Help. OK. Whoo.
294
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,360
Nan... Nan your camera's around
the wrong way.
295
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,000
'You're the other side too.
It's around the wrong way.
296
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,800
It's around the wrong way.
297
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,920
Oh... Mm-mm.
298
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,360
I just want to see your... See YOU.
'It's just the barbecue out here.
299
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,760
No, it's still the concrete.
300
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,440
'Christmas Day or whatever.
Still the concrete.
301
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,960
'The gazebo, we've set up a gazebo.'
302
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,560
Still concrete, Nan.
303
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,120
Oh, are they there? Oh, say hi.
Tell them I say hi.
304
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,120
'Got to go, darling.
I'll ring you back.
305
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,720
Yep. No, no, you have to go.
Yes, yeah.
306
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,880
Me too. I've got to, yeah.
'Catch you later.
307
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,040
All right. Love you. 'Love you.'
308
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,160
Bye.
309
00:15:54,120 --> 00:16:01,800
Hey, Tom, old Tombola, old, uh...
310
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,640
Nope.
311
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,160
SHE CLEARS THROAT
312
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,680
Hi, merry Christmas.
313
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,280
Uh, I think...
314
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,160
..I think I hate Christmas.
315
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,360
Um, no, I...uh, I dunno,
I dunno. Um, but I,
316
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,360
yeah, it kind of sucks
I can't see you today,
317
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:35,760
which I know is...is mainly,
my own fault but, yeah.
318
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,520
I think...I miss you.
319
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,240
Just gross, it's very gross
to say it but I, yeah,
320
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:50,800
I...I wish...I wish
you were here or
321
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:56,640
I was where you are,
but, yeah, whatever.
322
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:02,440
I dunno. Uh...catch you later.
323
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,200
Oh, my God.
324
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,720
Sorry, also I forgot to mention,
325
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,920
I have been kidnapped
and they want you
326
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,120
to deposit �50,000
into their account by tomorrow
327
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,440
and I probably should've led
with that.
328
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,920
So, bye.
329
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,400
SHE SIGHS
330
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,080
OK, wait,
so just connect it and then...
331
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,840
THUMPING BASS PLAYS
..yeah?
332
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,720
It's very bass-y.
333
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,040
You said your old one
wasn't bass-y enough.
334
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,760
This is too much bass.
335
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,360
Nobody needs this much bass.
336
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,840
All right, I'm off,
337
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,800
these kids aren't going to cut
themselves open.
338
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,040
Don't be so disgusting.
Ooh, hey,
339
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,920
promised this kid in my ward that
you'd give him a signed picture.
340
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,080
Yeah, fine.
341
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,560
Well, where are they?
342
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,520
I don't just have one on me.
343
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,200
Well, come on, then.
344
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,440
You know, you should do a TV show.
345
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,080
I mean, all the good actors
are doing TV shows now, right?
346
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,760
I'm doing another movie, actually.
347
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,320
Wow. Well, I hope it is good.
348
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,080
Been getting a lot of flak at work
about that one, actually.
349
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,560
Didn't realise paediatric surgeons
were such cinephiles.
350
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,920
Oh, man, they are,
351
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,280
and they are fucking ruthless.
352
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,360
To Caleb.
353
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,920
"To Caleb.
354
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,560
"Doctor Kapoor wet
the bed..." Hey. Tom... Tom.
355
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,840
"..till he was 16."
All right.
356
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,680
There you go.
357
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,280
Yeah, you know what, I'm actually
not embarrassed about that
358
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,080
and understanding why that happened
359
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,440
is actually what pushed me
into medicine, so...
360
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,960
PHONE CHIMES
361
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,760
'Catch you later.
Sorry, also I forgot to mention,
362
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,800
'I have been kidnapped
and they want you
363
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,600
'to deposit �50,000 into their
account by tomorrow.'
364
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,800
Is this a podcast?
365
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,160
Cannot wait to meet her.
Merry Christmas. Mwah.
366
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,000
Still very bass-y.
367
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,560
No, don't go in there.
368
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,080
What are you doing?
369
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,600
'Nora?
370
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,600
BUZZER RINGS
371
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,280
Oh, my God! Argh!
372
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,440
Ah.
373
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,280
'..so my wife can give a party -
374
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,640
'a haunted house party.
375
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,560
'She's so amusing.'
376
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,560
BUZZER RINGS
377
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,760
What the hell - I can't find my
fucking keys. What the fuck.
378
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,640
What are you doing here?
I couldn't bear it, could I,
379
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,200
you being alone for Christmas.
380
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,120
Started ruining my Christmas,
so thanks for that.
381
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,440
Here's some ham. Oh, my God,
382
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,160
you wouldn't believe my parents.
My dad got drunk,
383
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,680
my mum was crying,
384
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:08,280
my brother was rude TO ME,
which is totally not on.
385
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,680
Such a joke. Honestly.
Why's it so dark in here?
386
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,440
Ooh, sorry. Ooh, sorry.
387
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,920
Sorry. Merry Christmas.
388
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:29,280
My mum got you a present, she
wants a picture of you opening it.
389
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,560
OK, coming.
390
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:35,160
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