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(indistinct chatter)
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(indistinct announcement
over P. A.)
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Hey.
Clock out for your break.
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And when you're back
I need you to cover for Doris.
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She called in sick, but
you know what that means today.
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I don't.
What does that mean today?
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MAN (over P. A.): Shoppers, stock up
on all things green.
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Visit our bakery department
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and pick up your
St. Paddy's Day treats.
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(indistinct chatter continuing)
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Oh, no.
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Yep.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Or, as I like to call it,
The Purge for Sober People.
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♪ Don't back down,
I don't run for cover ♪
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♪ And the crowd goes... ♪
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[♪ ♪]
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Wait, wait, wait, my baby,
let me help you carry that.
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Baby, the doctor said
not to lift anything.
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My baby, I think
she meant, like,
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not to lift anything
after implantation, but
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- I can... Yeah.
‐ Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Why don't you put the snacks
in the front seat, honey?
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Okay. I can do that.
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‐ Ow!
‐ What?
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Oh, my gosh, it's so heavy.
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I don't think
I can have a baby now.
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‐ Hilarious.
‐ I know. I'm so funny.
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(phone rings)
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Hey.
Sam, how you holding up?
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It's like being the only
Jewish kid in town on Christmas.
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Which I was. But I didn't
like that either, so...
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Yeah. Today's gonna be tough.
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You don't have to thrive it,
you just have to survive it.
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‐ Where are you guys?
‐ Oh, we're packing up the car.
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We are going down the Cape
with, uh,
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Vinnie, Allegra, Molly, Brenda.
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Sort of our last hurrah
before we have a baby.
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Wow. Sounds like a rager.
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‐ Blast some "Closer to Fine" for me, okay?
‐ That's a good idea.
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Babe, can you
get the playlist ready?
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‐ Yeah, I have it. Yeah... No, it's ready.
‐ Cue it up.
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Wait, are you alone?
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Seriously?
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Isolating on a day like today
is not a good idea.
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If you... Yeah, Stephanie's
saying if you want to
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‐ come with us you can.
‐ No.
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No, no, no, come on.
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Seriously, I've got, like,
plenty of options.
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You know, I don't want to ruin
your weekend. It's all good.
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Okay, well, if you need
a meeting go to Club 24/7‐‐
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they're having meetings all day.
Just stay off of Instagram.
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I'm gonna send you
this great meditation app.
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And if, you know,
you feel lonely
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or any feelings come up, just
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give me a call.
Door's always open.
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‐ No, no, no. The door's closed.
‐ Stephanie's saying that
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‐ the door's also always open.
‐ The... Oh, my...
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Okay, I love you. Hang in there.
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Love you, too.
Okay, b... bye. Bye.
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Ow!
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Why?
I still have five minutes.
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You're not wearing green.
Also, I need you
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to mop up that puddle
of festive‐looking vomit.
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[♪ ♪]
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You bet. I'm gonna have,
like, three green beers
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the second we get off.
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I hear one more time about
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the green beer,
I'm gonna scream.
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Sammy.
What are you doing here?
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SAMANTHA:
Yeah, I was just thinking, uh,
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maybe, you know,
you and Zack could come over,
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‐ we could make cookies or...
‐ Oh, yeah.
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Today's got to be
a hard day for you, huh?
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Yeah. No, I mean, it's fine.
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I just feel like I owe the kid
after Roller Land
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‐ and it could be fun, right?
‐ Aw, Sam.
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Sammy, Sam, Sam, Sam.
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I love you and your journey,
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but today is the day
of my people.
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‐ St. Pat's Day is like my Super Bowl.
‐ I know.
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It's actually better
than the Super Bowl.
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I don't have to watch
Maroon 5 shirtless.
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‐ You know...
‐ Yeah, I get it.
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What are you gonna do?
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Um, well, Zack's with his dad
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and I'm gonna go out
with Tina and her crew.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Check it out, Sam.
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I bought a new shirt.
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Tina, stop showing off
your titty window to Sam.
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She can't come out with us.
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‐ Ay, really? That sucks.
‐ No, it's okay.
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It's a great titty window.
I'm happy for you guys.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ SAMANTHA: Yeah.
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‐ She just got 'em done.
‐ Uh...
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Hello. That was a secret.
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Sorry, oh, I... You...
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You let me touch them.
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‐ I would have never known.
‐ Okay. Thank you.
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MAN (over P. A.):
Shamrock cupcake special:
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Two boxes for only $3.99.
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Hey. I know you.
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Hey. That's a lot of almonds.
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‐ Looks like you're stocking up for
a very healthy end of days. ‐ Yeah.
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Locked myself
out of my place, so
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just waiting to hear back
from my idiot roommates.
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They're very lucky
if that kale is all for them.
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‐ Yeah. Right.
‐ MAN: Attention, shoppers.
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‐ For your St. Paddy's Day cookout, we have
‐ (phone vibrates)
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A special today
on sirloin strip.
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No.
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Shit.
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‐ You okay?
‐ Um...
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yeah.
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It's just...
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They're at a bar.
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Um, I haven't been to a bar
in, like, a year. You know?
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They always forget
that I'm sober.
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Well, lucky for you,
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my shift just ended, so...
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let's go find some drunks.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Are they cute?
They better be cute.
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I mean, yeah, if you're into
weirdos in sleeveless shirts.
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MINDY:
Oh, okay, cool.
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‐ (door closes)
‐ (sighs)
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Sam!
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Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!
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CAROL:
Isn't he cute?
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SAMANTHA:
Mm‐hmm. Yeah.
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So cute.
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I am not technically Irish,
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but some people say
that the Polish
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are the Irish of the East.
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‐ L'chaim.
‐ Bless you.
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Cool. So, what are you guys
doing today?
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You want to... you want
to binge watch something?
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I'm sure there's, like, a new,
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dry British crime drama out.
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The husband did it.
Or the priest.
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‐ Whatever.
‐ Are you asking us to hang out?
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I'm not not asking you
to hang out.
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Wow!
How surprising.
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And very nice.
I like it.
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Thank you.
Can we take a rain check?
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BOB: Yes, we are actually
on our way out.
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‐ Okay.
‐ CAROL: Bob got us tickets
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to a traditional Irish band.
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Yes. The Jolly Fifes.
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They have one of the best
Dobro players in the world.
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Padraig Byrne. He's, like,
top ten. He's awesome.
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It seemed like a fun way
to celebrate the holiday.
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Wow, Bob's really changing you.
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What do you mean?
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You're not a holiday person.
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I have nothing against them.
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Name one you like.
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"Sucoat."
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‐ Sukkot.
‐ The tent.
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‐ It's really nice.
‐ Yeah.
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It's a gorgeous, gorgeous tent.
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Oh. I could do this all night,
but we got to go.
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Uh, binge for us all.
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So, uh, grab my purse.
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Enjoy.
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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(sighs)
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("Just Be Cool" by DijahSB
playing)
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♪ Mad 'cause I be going hard
in the paint ♪
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♪ You be acting like you
be that boy, but you ain't ♪
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♪ I'm‐a be there full‐time,
I go hard ♪
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♪ For the cake,
got a yard so long ♪
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♪ I be dodging the snakes,
'cause they tell you ♪
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♪ Work hard, but you hardly
on the grind ♪
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♪ Trying to pay my mom's bills ♪
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♪ Get Cardi on the line, yeah ♪
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♪ I be working up the fires ♪
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♪ Don't worry, you'll be fine ♪
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♪ Just be cool,
stay right there ♪
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♪ Don't you move,
I ain't trying to go home ♪
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♪ It's too soon,
I'm trying to dance away ♪
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♪ These blues,
yes, it's late, boy ♪
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♪ Just be cool,
stay right there ♪
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♪ Don't you move,
I ain't trying to go home ♪
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♪ It's too soon,
I'm trying to dance away ♪
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♪ These blues. ♪
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[♪ ♪]
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(oven timer dings)
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(bells chiming softly)
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SCOTTIE PIPPEN:
This is Scottie Pippen,
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and I'm gonna teach you
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how to meditate
like a champion.
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If you're like me,
you need some you time
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to relax your mind and body.
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Listen to wild Tibetan bells.
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Don't you feel
more chill already?
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- No.
‐ (bells stop)
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Mm‐mmm.
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‐ (man whoops)
‐ You heard it here first.
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The mac and cheese balls
at the Purple Shamrock
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are to die for.
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Hey!
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Uh, Bonjour, bonjour, what's up.
It's your girl Angeline.
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We are here at the spa.
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Because look at
our beautiful friend.
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No, not you
IG'ing this, girl. No.
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It's my number‐one bitch,
Brittany.
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She is getting married.
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I am so happy.
Also, a little drunk.
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(whoosh)
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(screams)
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This is very you, I think.
I mean, you can pull off
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‐ almost anything.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Oh, for sure.
‐ Now, all we have to do
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is make a decision before
all the bars reach capacity.
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BRIT:
It's just, you know, I‐I don't
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feel like this is exactly right.
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ANGELINE: Oh my God, do you
remember the funnel cake
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with all the, like, beautiful
whipped cream design‐‐
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it was, like, all
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floofy and stuff?
Girl, you look like that.
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‐ DANIELLE: That was the best
‐ For sure, yeah.
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Funnel cake I have ever had.
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‐ You should get it for the funnel cake.
‐ Ever. For real.
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Okay.
I mean, it's your wedding,
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so if you want to look at more,
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I will show you more dresses.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ But I do this all day long,
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and sometimes you just know.
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It's just, I mean...
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do you guys actually like this?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ You‐you look beautiful.
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DANIELLE:
Yes. I may be drunk,
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but you know
that I got your back.
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You know?
I mean, I'm loving this...
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beaded, tulle, slutty thing.
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‐ It is a little slutty. Just
‐ Slutty?
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‐ a little slutty.
‐ I don't think slutty's the vibe.
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‐ Is it too slutty?
‐ That's...
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‐ ANGELINE: No!
‐ No. There's literally
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no such thing
as too slutty at a wedding.
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‐ DANIELLE: Agreed.
‐ Okay? Because it's all virgin,
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but also a virgin who
kinda knows what she's doing.
244
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‐ Okay?
‐ ANGELINE: Okay.
245
00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:06,726
‐ I see you.
‐ Okay? Yeah, let's get you checked out,
246
00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:09,329
get me blacked out
at Molly Malone's, right?
247
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:10,830
ANGELINE:
Okay, Kate.
248
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,233
Okay, Kate.
249
00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:14,634
ANGELINE: What do you think
about this one?
250
00:10:14,718 --> 00:10:15,902
DANIELLE: Oh, you can see right
through that.
251
00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:17,370
‐ Don't you think?
‐ ANGELINE: Yeah.
252
00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:20,039
‐ (chuckles)
‐ DANIELLE: God, I could wear this.
253
00:10:20,123 --> 00:10:22,909
‐ What if I wore this to Molly Malone's?
‐ ANGELINE: Girl.
254
00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:24,995
[♪ ♪]
255
00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:30,634
(phone vibrates)
256
00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:48,802
‐ ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
‐ (indistinct chatter)
257
00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:49,903
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down... ♪
258
00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:52,672
‐ Do you play video games?
‐ Uh, yes.
259
00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:55,642
I'm a man in his twenties,
so by law I have to.
260
00:10:55,726 --> 00:10:58,411
‐ You?
‐ Of course.
261
00:10:58,495 --> 00:11:01,014
You don't really strike me
as much of a gamer. I'm sorry.
262
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:02,782
I mean, thank you, but
263
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:05,118
I literally realized I was trans
when I was eight
264
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:07,387
and Pokémon asked me
if I was a boy or a girl,
265
00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:10,089
so I might be a bit of a gamer.
266
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:12,592
Do you want to know my dorkiest
secret to staying sober?
267
00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:13,927
JAMES:
Please.
268
00:11:14,011 --> 00:11:17,397
Treat every day like a quest
in a video game.
269
00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:20,066
I check off my goals,
give myself points,
270
00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,735
and if I end the day without
giving in to the temptations
271
00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:24,437
of the evil wizard Drinko,
272
00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:26,673
I get a reward.
273
00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:29,342
Got to work on "Drinko."
But I get it.
274
00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:32,512
It's kind of like
what I do, but fun.
275
00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,347
I started doing it when
I was first transitioning
276
00:11:34,431 --> 00:11:35,782
so I could get through the day
277
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:38,318
without everything
feeling so heavy.
278
00:11:38,402 --> 00:11:41,120
When I got sober,
the skills transferred over.
279
00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:42,021
Tequila shot?
280
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,524
Uh, uh, Sword of Sobriety.
281
00:11:44,608 --> 00:11:45,992
R‐Right? Yeah?
Is that...
282
00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:47,126
‐ that okay?
‐ That's perfect.
283
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,929
‐ That was for her, don't worry.
‐ Okay.
284
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,448
Brring, brring, brring!
Points.
285
00:11:58,722 --> 00:12:01,541
‐ (laughs) I saw‐I saw...
‐ Oh, my God, Samantha.
286
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,544
Hey, Angeline. I saw you guys
on Instagram. How are you?
287
00:12:04,628 --> 00:12:07,413
So weird.
I thought I blocked you.
288
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,048
What are you doing here?
289
00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:11,284
‐ I'm here to help Brit with...
‐ ANGELINE: Brittany?
290
00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:12,703
BRIT:
Yeah?
291
00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,825
BRIT: I‐I texted her.
292
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,193
I know Haitian Creole,
by the way.
293
00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:22,695
Only the swear words.
It's fine. Hi.
294
00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:24,430
‐ Hi.
‐ Uh... I thought...
295
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:27,133
I didn't know if you would come.
I‐I just...
296
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:28,434
Look, I know it's weird,
but I just...
297
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,169
‐ I really need your help.
‐ Totally.
298
00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:31,704
No, I came as fast as I could,
considering I can't drive
299
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,873
and I'm banned
from all rideshares, so...
300
00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:36,709
Oh! Who's this new person
with an opinion
301
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:39,579
we can only hope aligns
with the general consensus?
302
00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:42,715
‐ No, it's okay. She's my...
‐ Oh, friend... ish.
303
00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:44,551
‐ Kind of former...
‐ Yeah.
304
00:12:44,635 --> 00:12:46,119
‐ It's a whole thing, 'cause,
like, she used to date... ‐ I don't...
305
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,254
Aah! So good.
Um, listen,
306
00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:49,522
I'm gonna give you
the lay of the land.
307
00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:51,391
We've tried on
a lot of amazing dresses
308
00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:54,661
‐ and we all love this one.
‐ BRIT: Oh.
309
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:56,696
Sor... I thought that
you liked the boat neck one.
310
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,931
I love the boat neck one on you.
311
00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:01,768
Oh, my God, I...
just so many great options,
312
00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:03,937
just so little time.
313
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,306
Do you have another bride
coming in, or...
314
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,808
‐ No, she's been the focus for just
hours and hours. ‐ SAMANTHA: Yeah.
315
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,710
Kind of seems like there's...
there's no one else
316
00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:12,078
‐ in the store. I don't know who else
‐ KATE: Right?
317
00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:13,446
‐ you would need to be helping.
‐ Right? 'Cause it's been
318
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:16,215
‐ such a long day already.
‐ Right. You know, I'm gonna
319
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:17,684
‐ pick out some more dresses and I think...
‐ KATE: Okay.
320
00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:19,118
I think we'll have some fun.
321
00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:21,038
‐ Okay, I know we will.
‐ Yeah, okay.
322
00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:24,357
Speaking of time,
I just want to remind you
323
00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:26,326
that once you finally
order the dress,
324
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:29,996
it will be another ten weeks,
plus three for alterations.
325
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,932
Also, it is St. Patrick's Day,
and, ugh,
326
00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:35,735
it's more fun, you know,
like, not in a store.
327
00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:38,571
‐ Aah! Okay? Okay, great.
‐ Okay.
328
00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:41,107
‐ You look so good.
‐ Thank you.
329
00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:43,409
Right, okay.
330
00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:44,944
‐ You got it.
‐ BRIT: Mm‐hmm.
331
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,930
‐ Got this, girl. Go team.
‐ Right. Mm.
332
00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:53,519
You all are gonna
shit yourselves.
333
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:55,572
‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, no, I...
334
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,091
‐ WOMEN: Oh!
‐ KATE: This is the one.
335
00:13:58,175 --> 00:14:00,793
‐ Aw.
‐ Oh, wow.
336
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,762
‐ This is the one.
‐ BRIT: Honestly,
337
00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:04,964
it's the first dress that hasn't
made me want to burst into tears
338
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,934
when I look in the mirror,
so... that's something?
339
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,469
No, no, no,
the bar has to be higher than
340
00:14:09,553 --> 00:14:11,437
"this dress didn't
make me want to cry", okay?
341
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:13,272
Besides, the whole
fairy‐tale wedding thing
342
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:16,442
is a bunch of patriarchal
bullshit and a total cash grab.
343
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,478
‐ I need you to shut up.
‐ SAMANTHA (chuckles): Okay.
344
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:21,180
I need you to hold this.
345
00:14:21,264 --> 00:14:24,017
I've literally tried on
every other dress in the store.
346
00:14:24,101 --> 00:14:27,020
I know, but Brit, maybe
you're not a dress person, okay?
347
00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:28,454
Hey, remember that time
you wore the pantsuit
348
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:29,756
to the Christmas party?
349
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,824
You looked like
a tiny little Michelle Obama.
350
00:14:31,908 --> 00:14:34,827
You're Brit Monclair, you know?
You got a full ride to Harvard,
351
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:37,463
you pull Tonka trucks
out of peoples' buttholes.
352
00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,499
You can wear whatever the hell
you want to your wedding.
353
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:40,800
It doesn't matter.
354
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:43,503
Thank you for saying that.
355
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:45,138
You know, Tonka trucks are only
ten percent of my job.
356
00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:46,739
KATE:
Okay, so, you know what,
357
00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:50,009
I am just gonna go
change into my going‐out dress.
358
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:53,012
Basically Spanx with an open
flap in my undercarriage.
359
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,381
But you know what,
if you need anything at all,
360
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,550
just call out
for Kate Flanagan.
361
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,652
That's my last name: Flanagan.
362
00:14:59,736 --> 00:15:02,455
I'm literally Irish.
This was a hate crime,
363
00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:04,524
‐ what you did today.
‐ SAMANTHA: Okay. All right, Kate.
364
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,559
You know what,
get out of my store.
365
00:15:06,643 --> 00:15:09,028
‐ Oh, got it. (Laughs)
‐ Yeah.
366
00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:11,330
‐ (whoops)
‐ We're in.
367
00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:13,866
Oh, I didn't kiss the mezuzah.
Oh.
368
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,301
It's all right.
369
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,370
‐ It's okay. All right.
‐ It's St. Patrick's Day.
370
00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:20,973
St. Patrick's Day, yes.
Tomorrow for the mezuzah.
371
00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:22,742
Oh. Methinks milady
372
00:15:22,826 --> 00:15:24,977
‐ likes a good Irish jig.
‐ Oh!
373
00:15:25,061 --> 00:15:28,514
I love Irish jigs.
My feet hurt.
374
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:30,516
Come here, come here, come here,
come here, come here, come here.
375
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,602
Mm...
376
00:15:40,744 --> 00:15:42,379
Are we, uh...
377
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,731
Are we alone?
378
00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:48,101
Samantha!
379
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:49,602
I guess she went out.
380
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:53,473
Oh. Or she's deaf. Mm.
381
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:56,242
Um, should we, uh...
382
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,395
go to your boudoir?
383
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,485
Oh.
384
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:08,755
Oh.
(grunts)
385
00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:11,124
I have something to tell you.
386
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,476
Okay.
387
00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:17,263
It's been a while for me.
388
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:21,033
Uh... two and a half years.
389
00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:23,169
To be exact. (Chuckles)
390
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,304
(short chuckle)
391
00:16:25,388 --> 00:16:28,558
‐ I know. I know, I know.
‐ God...
392
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,145
It's okay. I've...
393
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:34,364
never even done it before.
394
00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:41,954
Okay, what‐what...
what can I do
395
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:45,275
to make you feel comfortable?
396
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:50,730
Make me 30 years younger.
397
00:16:50,814 --> 00:16:53,332
Why would I do that?
398
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,852
I want to make love to this you.
399
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:02,608
You take as much time
as you need.
400
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:06,279
And I will be right here.
401
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,797
Not going anywhere.
402
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:12,135
How about a foot rub?
403
00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:17,857
‐ Oh, so now? All right, great.
‐ Yes, now.
404
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:19,843
‐ [♪ ♪]
‐ (indistinct chatter)
405
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:27,851
‐ (shouts)
‐ That's them.
406
00:17:30,186 --> 00:17:32,222
James!
407
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:34,841
What's up?
408
00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:36,175
‐ Can I get the keys?
‐ Who's this?
409
00:17:36,259 --> 00:17:39,178
‐ This is Mindy. Uh, she's my...
‐ Fiancée.
410
00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:40,613
We're engaged.
411
00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:43,216
Wow, James. You played this one
close to the vest.
412
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,185
Right, and we have a hot date
to, uh, put away groceries,
413
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:48,754
‐ so can I get the keys, please?
‐ Oh. Oh, yeah.
414
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,690
The keys... Ooh!
415
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,459
Bro, you are only getting
these keys if you play us.
416
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:55,061
Beer pong.
Winner gets the keys.
417
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:57,047
JAMES:
Oh, come on, man.
418
00:17:58,715 --> 00:18:01,000
Don't worry.
I got you.
419
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,802
‐ BLAKE: Dude, you know he's sober.
‐ But he's here.
420
00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:04,637
Maybe he, like,
changed his mind?
421
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,038
If they make one,
what are we gonna do?
422
00:18:06,122 --> 00:18:08,007
Pour it out on the ground.
This place is a shithole.
423
00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:10,543
Come on.
This is the final boss battle.
424
00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:12,211
[♪ ♪]
425
00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:13,663
(cheering)
426
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:21,921
‐ HENRY: No keys.
‐ BLAKE: No keys.
427
00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,023
‐ No keys. No keys.
‐ No keys. No keys.
428
00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:25,107
‐ No keys.
‐ No keys.
429
00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:28,394
You did it!
430
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:29,996
‐ Did y'all see that?
‐ Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
431
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,497
(cheering)
432
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:32,965
Thanks.
433
00:18:33,049 --> 00:18:34,967
‐ You guys are gonna go
straight home, right? ‐ Yeah.
434
00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:36,402
‐ No doubt. ‐ Okay.
‐ Thank you.
435
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:39,438
‐ Thank you. ‐ Bye, babe.
‐ You're welcome. Bye.
436
00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:41,841
DANIELLE:
Bye!
437
00:18:41,925 --> 00:18:43,175
‐ Wow.
‐ Hi, sorry.
438
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:44,844
‐ Hi.
‐ Um...
439
00:18:44,928 --> 00:18:47,013
I just wanted to know
which one you ended up with,
440
00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:49,382
‐ Oh. ‐ 'cause they're all
so great and so beautiful.
441
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:51,717
‐ Well...
‐ I mean, truly spectacular options.
442
00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:54,220
Mm. Yeah, you don't really
have to lie about it. It's okay.
443
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,289
I know they're all
really, really bad.
444
00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,691
‐ Yeah, they're not great.
‐ Like 27 Dresses. Honestly.
445
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:00,226
Yeah.
446
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,628
Um, I just also wanted to say,
447
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:04,063
you know, if you ever need,
448
00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:06,432
like, another set of eyes
or something,
449
00:19:06,516 --> 00:19:08,601
uh, when you go to
another place, I'm around
450
00:19:08,685 --> 00:19:10,770
‐ and I'm... I could‐I could come with you.
To the next spot ‐ Yeah, ex... Yeah, no...
451
00:19:10,854 --> 00:19:12,188
‐ if you want. Like...
‐ Uh...
452
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:15,107
You know what, thanks,
I‐I, uh...
453
00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:16,842
That's a really nice offer, Sam.
454
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,895
Thank you.
Bye.
455
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,418
‐ I'm around.
‐ No, I know. Thank you.
456
00:19:25,502 --> 00:19:27,086
No, of course. And, uh,
have a‐have a good day,
457
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,922
and I... and I'll see you
another time, and if I don't,
458
00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:32,058
that's totally fine, too,
but, I‐in the meantime,
459
00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:34,593
you know, stay well
and take care of you.
460
00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,679
Yeah. I...
What?
461
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:42,344
Can I have a small
black coffee, please.
462
00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:47,340
‐ Thanks.
‐ MINDY: I recognize that person.
463
00:19:47,424 --> 00:19:49,608
‐ Hmm?
‐ MINDY: (whoops) Sammy Fink!
464
00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:52,578
‐ JAMES: All alone on St.
Paddy's Day night, huh? ‐ Oh, hi.
465
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:55,481
‐ Hi. ‐ Didn't realize you two
were hangout friends. Nice.
466
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,267
Uh, we weren't.
Now we are.
467
00:19:58,435 --> 00:19:59,719
‐ It's complicated.
‐ Okay.
468
00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:02,521
He's the cishet wingman
of my dreams.
469
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,023
‐ (phone vibrates)
‐ Ah. Oh, hang on.
470
00:20:04,107 --> 00:20:06,525
Dispatches from the trenches.
471
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:09,595
‐ (indistinct chatter)
‐ Sammy!
472
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:12,131
I'm so proud of you
473
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:14,767
and your sobriety.
474
00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:18,054
‐ And we got a message for you.
‐ (whooping)
475
00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:20,873
Sam.
Don't come in here.
476
00:20:20,957 --> 00:20:24,243
‐ Don't do it. Don't‐don't do it.
‐Don't... don't do it. Shh.
477
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:26,645
‐ (whoops)
‐ I love you, Sammy. Um...
478
00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:29,882
I'll see you in, like, two days
when I'm done being hungover.
479
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:32,518
Mwah! Have a good one.
480
00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:34,520
Oh, they're about to start
the butt cheek race!
481
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:36,088
‐ TINA: Butt cheek!
‐ Oh, I got to go.
482
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,457
Um, I'm gonna do a toast.
483
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,127
Yeah, I'm a toast guy now.
Uh, to us.
484
00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:43,462
There's barf flowing in the
streets and none of it is ours.
485
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,665
‐ Amen.
‐ Love that.
486
00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:48,701
How was that?
Was that all right?
487
00:20:48,785 --> 00:20:50,945
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