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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,471 Hello, everyone. 2 00:00:11,554 --> 00:00:13,848 I thought I'd make this video while in the bath 3 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:17,727 because lately I've been feeling, 4 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:21,355 well, naked. 5 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,690 I've been working on something 6 00:00:22,774 --> 00:00:26,736 that's been taking up a lot of my time. 7 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,654 And I'm about to apply myself 8 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:33,701 more than I ever have in my entire life. 9 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:37,872 I've fully aligned with my purpose. 10 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,600 And I can't wait to share the news with you. 11 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,459 But the timing isn't quite right. 12 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,836 But what I can tell you 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,380 is that it is going to directly affect 14 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,549 the existence of you 15 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:51,636 and everyone you've ever met. 16 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,846 This is going to be irreversible. 17 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,890 But don't be scared. 18 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,768 This is a mission of Lyte. 19 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,771 Well, look at you, 20 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,523 all sexy and enlightened. 21 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,315 That's me. 22 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:08,027 You know, Portia, I really have to thank you 23 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,654 for pushing me to do this endeavor. 24 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,907 It's gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread. 25 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,867 And I owe it all to you. 26 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:18,579 Dory, I can't tell you how much that means to me. 27 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:22,542 I wish we could just melt into the same person. 28 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,544 Why can't we do that? 29 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:25,962 Can we just invent that already? 30 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,714 One thing at a time. 31 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,883 Hey. Do you want to get dinner with me tonight? 32 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:32,260 There's this really cute spot, 33 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,179 and it has outdoor seating and gorgeous lighting. 34 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,597 That sounds lovely. 35 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:38,391 But let's see how the day plays out, okay? 36 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:41,644 Yeah. 37 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,163 Yeah, we'll just see how the day plays out. 38 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:47,275 I love that 'cause it's kind of being present and... 39 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,402 Should I make a rez? 40 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:52,405 ["OBEDEAR" BY PURITY RING PLAYING] 41 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:59,453 ♪ ♪ 42 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:28,107 ♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low, watch ♪ 43 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,234 Thank you. 44 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,736 Oh, wow. 45 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,237 - Nice, right? - Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,114 - Yeah. - Yeah. 47 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,616 This isn't bad. 48 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,784 No, it's like super sexy. 49 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,037 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you so much. 50 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,455 Oh, course. Yeah. 51 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,695 You know, I like to treat you 52 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:45,541 like the princess that you are. 53 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:49,378 Uh, Joe. 54 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:50,814 There's something that I really need to tell you 55 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,632 and I feel, like, really nervous to say it. 56 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,634 Okay. No, hey, hey. 57 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:57,219 Look, you know you can tell me anything, right? 58 00:02:57,303 --> 00:03:00,014 I'm... I'm your supportive lover. 59 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,891 [SIGHS] 60 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,602 I just want you to know, like, you really mean so much to me 61 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,146 and, like, I think I'm kind of seeing someone. 62 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,815 Like, I don't want to say too much about it because, 63 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,109 you know, it's really new to me in a lot of ways. 64 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,778 But, um, yeah. 65 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:17,073 Wow. I'm... um... 66 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,824 - I'm actually relieved. - What? 67 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:21,744 I may be kinda seeing someone too. 68 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,496 - You? - Yeah, it's complicated. 69 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,998 - Oh, my God. - I'm just trying to process it 70 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:28,292 'cause it's actually extremely confusing. 71 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,741 And I have a lot of conflicting 72 00:03:29,765 --> 00:03:31,337 feelings about it, but... 73 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,006 I hope I get to meet her one day. 74 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,633 Yeah. 75 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,511 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Yeah. 76 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,096 I hope he makes you really happy. 77 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,764 ["HORIZONS" BY ORLEAN PLAYING] 78 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:46,978 ♪ Oceans on the sky... sky... ♪ 79 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,854 Oh! Wow! 80 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,022 Oh, wow. 81 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,066 Oh, my gosh. 82 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,235 Ah, this is it. This is it. 83 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,587 Yes, this is where we're gonna do it. 84 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,863 This is our new home. 85 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:01,242 - Yeah, yeah. - God, this is so perfect. 86 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,885 This is just exactly what it should be. 87 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,013 - You know, I told them. - I said I don't want offices. 88 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,373 You know, no divisions, no secrets. 89 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,126 Just community. 90 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,587 Oh, ah, my best friends. 91 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,589 Isn't this place of the times? 92 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,675 I got the design team from Selfie Castle. 93 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,757 Doesn't it just make you 94 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,112 want to take a million pictures of yourself? 95 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,303 That is so smart. 96 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,573 People are just gonna be so jealous that we get to, like, 97 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:27,351 sit and, like, stand in here. 98 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,854 Hey, you want to see the, um, lab? 99 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,897 The lab? Yes. 100 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,341 God, it sounds so cool to hear it. 101 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:34,543 - Yeah. - It's so cool to hear. 102 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,402 Yeah. The lab. 103 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,366 Oh, boy. Here we go, the lab. 104 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,290 Everybody, this is our resident genius 105 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,083 Dr. Benny Balthazar. 106 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,251 Hi. 107 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,836 - Hello. - Hi. 108 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:54,919 Hi. 109 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,673 Very excited to be making history. 110 00:04:57,757 --> 00:05:01,886 Yeah. Benny graduated first in her class at MIT. 111 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,764 It doesn't get more science-y than Benny. 112 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,223 Oh, my God. MIT. 113 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:07,534 That's actually one of the schools 114 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,435 I consider pretending to go to, so. 115 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,754 - Oh, yes. - I read about your lies. 116 00:05:11,837 --> 00:05:12,914 Oh, thank you. 117 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:13,981 Well, Benny, 118 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:16,317 it is an honor to embark on this journey with you. 119 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,904 Yeah, it's gonna be huge. 120 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,532 Well, do you mind showing us what y'all are up to? 121 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,284 Sure. So, obviously, 122 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,953 we're gonna start with targeted amplicon sequencing. 123 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,288 Of course, obviously. 124 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,457 And then x-ray crystallography. 125 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,250 We'll see where that gets us. 126 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,961 So we have the most sophisticated technology 127 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,338 in here. 128 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,465 Equipment that some of the most well-funded labs 129 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,176 in the world don't have access to. 130 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,720 This is the most comprehensive library 131 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:47,306 of natural and synthetic chemical samples 132 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,183 that the world has ever seen. 133 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,977 You could do absolutely anything with these. 134 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,647 If there's a way to cure cancer, it's in here. 135 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,208 Oh, well, that would have come in handy 136 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,650 when I pretended to have cancer. 137 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,528 Nobody is allowed in there ever. 138 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,779 In the wrong hands, 139 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,907 this could start World War III. 140 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,535 So we are using a new technology 141 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,412 that visually maps neurochemical reactions 142 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,541 as they're occurring live in our test subject. 143 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,794 We're looking for anything traditionally associated 144 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,379 with enlightenment. 145 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,589 The idea being that we can reverse engineer 146 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:23,634 the chemical recipe for what you experienced. 147 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,844 Hmm. 148 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,347 I'm sorry, but this doesn't feel 149 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,808 quite right to me. 150 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,434 To reduce my experience 151 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:35,312 to just chemicals. 152 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,648 What I went through was so much more than that. 153 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,358 It was spiritual, 154 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,527 metaphysical, 155 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,196 divine. 156 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,323 I died. 157 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,701 And then I came back. 158 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:52,788 That's what the pill should be doing. 159 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:58,377 Yeah, well, uh, we'll look into that. 160 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,380 [CHEERY MUSIC] 161 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,799 - Oh, hey, thank you. - Thank you. 162 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,260 [VOCALIZES] 163 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,595 Thank you. Hi, Kate. Hi, Jose. 164 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,639 Welcome. Try everything. I liked the soda pop. 165 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,100 I like the cherries. They're all good. 166 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,769 I'm sorry. Do we own this candy store too? 167 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,229 Oh, we don't own it. 168 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:20,065 No, they shut it down when I come in 169 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:22,735 'cause I think best when I got in candy me. 170 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,945 I, in fact, I'm micro-dosing sugar. 171 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,071 Dor, Dor! 172 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,757 They have my favorite candy from when I was a kid 173 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,617 and they're really impossible to find. 174 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,203 - They got everything here. - Okay. 175 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:35,414 Um, I... I... I think what we're essentially trying to do 176 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,500 is to reinvent the wheel. 177 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,170 Uh, so it could take the science 178 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,671 a heck of a long time 179 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,131 before it sees the light of day. 180 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,466 So the question becomes, 181 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,718 what are we gonna do in the meantime? 182 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,722 Research. And meditate. 183 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,349 - Hmm. - No. 184 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,893 We get people on board. 185 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,270 We get them lining up around the block 186 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:01,982 and, uh, just... Just clamoring for it. 187 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,901 Like, shouldn't we make a pill first? 188 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,779 No, I think we need to create the need 189 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,198 before the technology. 190 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,699 - See what I'm thinking? - Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:14,662 I think we need to pull some kind of, you know, magic trick 192 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,153 so that we hypnotize the entire 193 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:20,542 ... country into joining our cause. 194 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,710 And I know how to do it. 195 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:25,256 We're gonna do it through a... a kind of a stunt. 196 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,303 Here. Come here. Come around here. Come close. 197 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:32,572 Get in a little tight, a little tight, 198 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,431 a little grouping. Stay right there. 199 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,225 - That's good. - Now... 200 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:39,352 - All right. - Cast your gaze right about 201 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,730 from where you are right around there. 202 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,899 - Okay. - Watch this. Bing. 203 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,276 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 204 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,986 You guys, it's like 205 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,862 the future we've all been waiting for. 206 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,865 So what is this that we're looking at exactly? 207 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:56,537 Well, this is a very carefully curated group 208 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,291 of the most popular social media influencers 209 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,961 whose followership adds up to collectively 210 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,964 about a third of the American population. 211 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,466 They're just fantastic. So watch. 212 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,386 I'm gonna isolate this lady right there. 213 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,263 - Oh, my God. - I know who that is. 214 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,390 She looks, like, very hot in skates. 215 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,600 That's exactly what men want. 216 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,477 And then there's this fella. 217 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,438 Oh, yeah, that's the pop scientist. 218 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,024 He's like a joke in the legitimate science community. 219 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,483 Well, he's very likable. 220 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,736 - No. - Here's the whole group again. 221 00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:31,864 Wow. 222 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,199 I don't think I recognize any of these people. 223 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,535 But I have very young researchers 224 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,871 who assure me that this gang 225 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:43,250 has the attention of basically the entire world. 226 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:46,587 There we go. Goodbye. What do you think of that? 227 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,963 Aw! 228 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,256 So are you saying 229 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,968 that you want these people to promote the pill? 230 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,553 - Yeah. - I want them to promote it. 231 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,849 But also, I want them to be the first to take the pill. 232 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,602 I think this could be a very exciting public example 233 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,188 of what the road to enlightenment 234 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,065 would look like exactly. 235 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,233 Hmm. 236 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,945 Well, if we did this, 237 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:15,574 I would want to feel connected to these people, you know, 238 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,660 to build a relationship with them over time 239 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,790 so that I can teach them and love them and really know them 240 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,292 so that by the time we actually take the pill, 241 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:29,046 we're like... we're like a real... a real family. 242 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,049 Like disciples. 243 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,634 - Hmm. - Hmm. 244 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:34,718 Yeah. 245 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:39,098 Imagine a group of influencers 246 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,726 living on the premises and live-ing, 247 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:48,023 so to speak, 24/7 from Lyte Headquarters. 248 00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:50,818 They live there? 249 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,529 But they look so annoying. 250 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:58,575 Trust me, we need these folks to be on board. 251 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,745 If they believe, so will everybody. 252 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,439 [GASPS] Oh, my God. 253 00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:04,599 I'm having an idea. 254 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,041 I'm having an idea. Okay, okay. 255 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,085 Maybe... maybe this sounds crazy. 256 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,422 But what if we made it seem like 257 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:15,008 anybody in America could be chosen for this, 258 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,011 like a nationwide lottery? 259 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:21,765 Like we act like there's this equal opportunity chance 260 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,894 at exclusivity when really it's just pre-selected? 261 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,981 - Oh, I love that idea. - It's patriotic. 262 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,858 Well, it's something to chew on. 263 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,818 Certainly. 264 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,736 You may have noticed an unusual package 265 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,238 in your mailbox recently. 266 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,866 That's because tech billionaire and public persona 267 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,785 Tunnel Quinn is sending something your way. 268 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,579 Quinn had purported on social media 269 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,664 that he had hoped to have every single package 270 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,876 delivered to every American by last Wednesday 271 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,962 but only 1/5th of the country has received their parcel 272 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,589 as the US Postal Service 273 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:57,176 is overwhelmed by this unprecedented situation. 274 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,469 There's an air of mystery 275 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,512 around the purpose of this stunt, 276 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,015 though Quinn did release this video yesterday. 277 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,185 If there's a light coming out of your box, 278 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,979 you've been chosen to be a pioneer 279 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,147 who's gonna take us all 280 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:14,193 into a new dawn of human evolution. 281 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,819 Geez, you're gonna want this. 282 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,905 As of today, only two boxes 283 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,615 have emitted a shining light, 284 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,160 one belonging to fitness personality Dogey Dodge, 285 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,942 the other to beauty and cosplay 286 00:12:24,966 --> 00:12:26,663 influencer Pepper Southerland. 287 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,415 Which begs the question, 288 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,334 is this truly a random selection 289 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,278 or are the people being selected social media famous? 290 00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:34,439 They want me. 291 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:37,382 I don't know what it is but they want me! 292 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,510 Meanwhile, millions of Americans 293 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,261 expressed disappointment 294 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:45,390 as they open their boxes to see nothing but a black void. 295 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,601 And I can say from personal experience, 296 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,939 it is quite hurtful to open that empty box. 297 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,942 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 298 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:59,029 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,281 Oh, my God! 300 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,784 Is that Dr. Richie Thinky? 301 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,285 I'm such a fan of yours. 302 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,996 I was so stoked when I saw that you got picked. 303 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,707 My nephews are obsessed with your science experiments. 304 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,000 - Aw! - We that whole, like, 305 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,819 baking soda volcano thing that you do 306 00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:14,979 in my living room. 307 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,547 - The Big Kaboomer? - Yeah, yeah. 308 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,382 Wow, that must have been messy. 309 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,716 Ugh! 310 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,885 I'm so excited to meet you, Elodie on Wheels. 311 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,471 - I'm a huge fan of yours! - Shut up! 312 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,974 [GASPS] Is it her? 313 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,101 - Is it really her? - Oh, no! 314 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,561 You daft little piggy! 315 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,647 Where in the fuck have you been? 316 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,856 The last time I saw you, 317 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,167 I was literally holding your hair back 318 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,585 while you were seriously blowing chunks 319 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,361 into Angela Merkel's Louis Vuitton clutch 320 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,324 at her disco-themed wedding in the Black Forest! 321 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,700 - Oh, no. Take it back. - Say it's not true! 322 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,867 Oh, my God. 323 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,704 - Was she so mad? - Are you kidding me? 324 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,872 This is literally the Duchess of Bellhead. 325 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,183 No one's allowed to be mad at her. 326 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,208 That's so fun. 327 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,043 Are you both duchesses? 328 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,796 No, I'm PeoplePlacesMarty. 329 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,190 I basically do, like, the most badass stuff 330 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,316 with, like, the most badass people 331 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,010 on the most badass planet in the entire solar system. 332 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,304 Are you PepperPaintsHerself? 333 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,680 Yeah, I am. 334 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,032 And I'm dressed like a dragon today 335 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,601 'cause I'm having heartburn and it feels like fire. 336 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,853 And then I, like, almost wiped. 337 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,163 I just want to butt in and say 338 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,649 that I'm getting really strong energy from both of you. 339 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,900 Are you both water signs? 340 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,485 - Yes! - Yes. 341 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,154 Yeah, be careful this week, okay? 342 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,489 A lot is being asked for you, so don't get too fluid. 343 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,658 Okay. Thank you. 344 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,077 And I trust anything that you say 345 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,997 because I am a huge fan of your weekly readings. 346 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,665 Yeah. Do me a favor, okay? 347 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,085 Don't give me feedback unless I specifically ask for it. 348 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,420 - Kay. - Hey, did you guys 349 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,881 have to fill out a shitload of paperwork for this? 350 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,176 Like, why do they need so much of our medical history? 351 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,486 I'm starting to get pissed that 352 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,013 I don't know a single thing about this. 353 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,224 Hello. Ah, there you all are! 354 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,976 Oh, wow, you're all glowing. 355 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,979 Why don't you all take a seat? Please. Get comfortable. 356 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,815 I want to welcome all of you. 357 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,360 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. [CHUCKLES] 358 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,862 Okay. Well, I'm Dory Sief. 359 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,406 And I am the co-founder of Lyte. 360 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,908 And these are my amazing partners. 361 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,260 You guys want to introduce yourselves? 362 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,828 - Hi, you guys. - I'm Portia Davenport. 363 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,288 I am so excited by this! 364 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,290 This is gonna be so fun and amazing. 365 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,335 And I'm here if you guys have any questions at all. Yay! 366 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,337 Hi, I'm Drew Gardner. 367 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,297 Um, I want to thank you all for coming. 368 00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,341 And yeah, same. So if you have any questions, 369 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,218 feel free to just shoot 'em my way. 370 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,594 Um, I'm Elliott Goss. 371 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,680 It's so incredible to meet you guys. 372 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,809 And yeah, if you have... If you have any questions, 373 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,353 you can come to me. 374 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,604 Yes, the dragon. 375 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,899 Yeah, I guess just, like, what is this? 376 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:44,820 Well, you've all been chosen to participate 377 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:50,075 in the single most important experiment of all time. 378 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,287 We've been developing a remedy for anguish and ignorance 379 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,498 that is going to enhance 380 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,042 the collective human experience. 381 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,294 And we can't do it without you. 382 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,172 You've been selected to be the first pioneers 383 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,093 to embark on the quest for enlightenment. 384 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,262 Wait! What? 385 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,056 Oh, hell, yes. 386 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,200 I just wanted to give you a little taste 387 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,301 of what I'm talking about. 388 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:16,768 So does anybody want to volunteer 389 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,103 and be my little guinea pig? 390 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,730 [GASPS] Oh, I will. 391 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,207 - Yes, Elodie. - Why don't you come up here 392 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,525 and join me, sweetie. 393 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:26,820 - Oh, God. Okay. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 394 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,447 I actually think I hate all of them. 395 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,632 How many years do you think 396 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,967 we're gonna have to know these people? 397 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,367 Even more reason to make the pill 398 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,994 so we can just fix them all. 399 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. 400 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,457 So what do you want to work on today? 401 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,750 What do you mean? 402 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,962 Is there a part of you that feels unaligned in your life? 403 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,007 Anything you want to fix? Anything at all? 404 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,510 - Oh, gosh. Where do I start? - [LAUGHS] 405 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,430 Um, I guess, 406 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,140 well, I could use a boyfriend. 407 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,392 - Mmm. - Ooh. 408 00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:01,396 Great. So what would a boyfriend do for you? 409 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,315 Get me laid. 410 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,609 [LAUGHTER] 411 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,526 Sexual connection. Good. 412 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,529 What else? 413 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,073 I... I... well, 414 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,869 I guess I've always been a romantic. 415 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,622 I've always just felt like happiest when I'm in love. 416 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,500 Hmm. 417 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,669 Can I say something that might not make any sense to you? 418 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,921 Sure. 419 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,673 You don't want a boyfriend. 420 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,927 Hmm. 421 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,179 Mmm. 422 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,473 I do though. 423 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,017 Consciously, you do. 424 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,770 But when every part of us truly wants something... 425 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,854 Mm-hmm. 426 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:46,525 We can manifest it like that. [SNAPS] 427 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,639 So the fact that you're sitting 428 00:17:47,663 --> 00:17:49,319 up here and you're telling me 429 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,530 that you want a boyfriend but you don't have one, 430 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,032 it tells me that there's some part of you 431 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,268 somewhere that just isn't completely on board. 432 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,428 Mm-hmm. 433 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,331 You're not listening to every part of Elodie. 434 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,084 Would you like to hear what she has to say? 435 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,545 Yes, yes. What does she say? 436 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,382 Okay. Well, I'm going to embody Elodie, 437 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,884 so that you two can have a conversation. 438 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,553 How does that sound? 439 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,413 Trippy. 440 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,573 Okay. 441 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,783 Why don't you give me your hand, sweetie? 442 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,559 Okay. 443 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:24,104 [BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY] 444 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,356 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 445 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,286 I think if you get into a relationship, 446 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:43,415 you're gonna mess it up like you always do. 447 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,542 You're gonna scare him away 448 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,504 because he's gonna realize how pathetic you really are. 449 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,549 You're unrealized and superficial. 450 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,510 And roller skating is not a point of view. 451 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,096 Is she really channeling right now? 452 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,806 Every time you get into a relationship, 453 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,142 you get ignored or rejected all over again. 454 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,144 - [SOBS QUIETLY] - So I'm going to reject 455 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,271 every man that comes my way 456 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,232 before he has a chance to reject me! 457 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,530 So what now? 458 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,741 You have to convince me 459 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,784 that you're worthy. 460 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,704 Otherwise, you are going to die alone. 461 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,795 Ooh. 462 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,555 Do you see what happened there? 463 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:43,642 We got in touch with the part of Elodie 464 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,644 that is in resistance. 465 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,896 You won't acknowledge her power over you. 466 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,190 [SNIFFLES] 467 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,193 - Thank you, Elodie. - Why don't you take a seat? 468 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,989 [WHISPERS] That was amazing. 469 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,991 So here at Lyte, 470 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577 what we're trying to do is heal the wounds 471 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,162 that put us in resistance 472 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,957 with the things that we need. 473 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,291 That was the first step 474 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,918 towards healing that particular trauma 475 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,212 because you weren't born with that trauma. 476 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,674 Something happened in your life that fractured you. 477 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,176 We have hundreds of fractures. 478 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,678 It's overwhelming, isn't it? 479 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,179 Yeah. 480 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,597 But here's the good news. 481 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,017 We are going to fix all of that. 482 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,104 And we're gonna do it with a small private group. 483 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:34,401 Just you all, me, Portia, Drew, Elliott, 484 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,320 and some of the most well regarded scientists 485 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,155 working in our time. 486 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,591 I mean... I mean, how does that sound? 487 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,368 - Awesome. - Whoo! 488 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,037 Normally, it would take a lifetime 489 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,249 to heal all of these wounds. 490 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,794 But we are developing a pill 491 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,839 that is 100% backed by science 492 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,382 that is going to integrate 493 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,592 all the tiny broken pieces of your souls 494 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,011 in one fell swoop. 495 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,375 And with all due respect, if she can enlighten you guys, 496 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,556 she can enlighten anyone. 497 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,391 I need this. 498 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,851 I have a lot of issues. 499 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,062 This is so messed up. 500 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,189 Do you want to share your thoughts with us, Dogey? 501 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,234 Yeah. I just have a problem with what I just saw. 502 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,777 You didn't become a part of her. 503 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,362 You bullied that girl. 504 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,408 I don't like this one bit. 505 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:27,412 Is that because maybe you're afraid to do this work? 506 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,496 Um, no. 507 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,457 I think it's just all bullshit. 508 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:34,210 - Nah, man, expand your mind. - This shit is real. 509 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,921 Ugh, I can't even with how low you vibrate. 510 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,965 Hey, it's okay. 511 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,009 He just has a choice to make. 512 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,761 Do you want to work on yourself 513 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:46,431 and bettering the lives of everyone in the world 514 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,933 or do you want to leave? 515 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,453 There's a great restaurant right next door 516 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,979 if you want to grab a bite on your way home. 517 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,273 Wow. 518 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,735 Fuck you. Fuck all of this. 519 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,445 I'm Catholic. 520 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,407 - [WHISPERS] - He's famously closeted. 521 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,409 - [WHISPERS] Oh, okay. - Is there anyone else 522 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,328 who is having doubts about this? 523 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:11,623 Because this is not something to take lightly. 524 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,708 This is a huge responsibility. 525 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,532 And you will be dedicating 100% 526 00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:18,463 of your lives to this cause. 527 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,298 People may not understand. 528 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,008 Family and partners, 529 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,843 they may question you about this. 530 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,845 But that should embolden you 531 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,406 because that tells you that their love 532 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,308 has always been conditional. 533 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,310 That's an unfortunate truth 534 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,105 because even our parents withhold love from us 535 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:39,400 when we don't turn out how they envisioned. 536 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:44,155 But we will become a family together 537 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:49,327 in our pursuit for unconditional love. 538 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,163 We are voyagers 539 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,583 of true love 540 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,920 for the betterment of humanity. 541 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:03,133 And if that is not something that you are interested in, 542 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,676 then you're free to leave. 543 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,599 I'm with you. 544 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,395 Me too. 545 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:16,980 Same. 546 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,773 - I'm in. - Yeah. 547 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,650 I mean, we have to. 548 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,318 Let's do this! 549 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,363 [ALL LAUGHING] 550 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,868 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 551 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,212 Thank you. 552 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:44,841 Thank you. Thank you. 553 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092 This is a day 554 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:49,762 that I've been looking forward to my entire life. 555 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:50,889 I just didn't know it. 556 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:56,603 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 557 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:57,729 Every now and again, 558 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,190 an innovation comes along 559 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:03,109 that changes everything. 560 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:06,696 I've been lucky to be at the helm of several of these. 561 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,865 In 1992, 562 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,492 I envisioned a world where people could 563 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:14,662 send messages back and forth at the speed of light, 564 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,737 allowing everybody to easefully make 565 00:24:17,761 --> 00:24:19,250 plans with each other. 566 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,002 I called it texting. 567 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,128 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 568 00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,422 We love texting! 569 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,717 And now I bring you 570 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,552 the greatest breakthrough 571 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,804 in the history of our species, 572 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,557 universal enlightenment. 573 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,100 [AUDIENCE CHATTERING] 574 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:38,603 That's right. And to explain it, 575 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:42,190 I'd like to introduce my friend and business partner. 576 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:45,693 Together, we've been working on a formula 577 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:49,030 to change the world. 578 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,032 Dory Sief. 579 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,159 Yeah, Dory! 580 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:56,204 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 581 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,632 - Okay. - So I don't get a kiss? 582 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,434 Hmm. 583 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:22,146 I believe. 584 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,816 I believe that humankind 585 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:28,403 can not only know love 586 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,488 but be love. 587 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:34,784 That we are intended to transcend consciousness 588 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,286 to survive. 589 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,204 Since the dawn of time, 590 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,831 we have pined for an era 591 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:44,210 where we reconcile the dilemma of who we are 592 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,462 and why we are here 593 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,798 and transmute ourselves 594 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:52,176 into absolute peace. 595 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,513 We are evolving. 596 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,308 And we're so thrilled to present 597 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:02,020 the very first to evolve. 598 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,689 These six test subjects were chosen 599 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,650 from amongst 210 million Americans 600 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:13,364 and asked to redirect their online presence 601 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:16,743 with a new focus 602 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,161 on the quest for enlightenment. 603 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:21,456 These pioneers are gonna be the first people on the planet 604 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,042 to take the pill 605 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:28,546 that's gonna bring about a revolution of love. 606 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:32,383 And now may I introduce my disciples. 607 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,761 - Whoo! - Whoo! 608 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:36,304 [AUDIENCE CLAPPING IN RHYTHM] 609 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:40,391 First up, Leonora Hamsdale. 610 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:43,603 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 611 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:46,189 Red Lyte! 612 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,233 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 613 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:55,907 Marty Plushfeld! 614 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:59,118 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 615 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:00,286 Orange Lyte! 616 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:03,331 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 617 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,630 Winnie Miranda! 618 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:14,342 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 619 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:15,927 Yellow Lyte! 620 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,971 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 621 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,520 Pepper Southerland! 622 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:29,065 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 623 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,109 Green Lyte! 624 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,153 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 625 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,619 Ritchie Thinky! 626 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:45,456 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 627 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,083 Blue Lyte! 628 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,128 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 629 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,467 Yeah! 630 00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:58,719 And Elodie Revlon! 631 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,722 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 632 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:03,141 Violet Lyte! 633 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:04,976 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 634 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:07,145 Yeah! Whoo! 635 00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,606 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 636 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,942 Yeah! 637 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,987 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 638 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,295 [MUSIC DISTORTS] 639 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:35,339 [EERIE MUSIC] 640 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:42,346 ♪ ♪ 641 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,773 Hey. You okay? 642 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:56,068 Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing fine. 643 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:59,071 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 644 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:06,037 ♪ ♪ 645 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,582 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 646 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,877 ["SOME OTHER WORLD" BY CREATURE OF DOOM PLAYING] 647 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:19,926 ♪ ♪ 648 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:31,229 ♪ Are you here ♪ 649 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,231 ♪ ♪ 650 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:39,070 ♪ With me ♪ 45563

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