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There is a land far up north where the vikings ancestors reside.
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Everybody ready.
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Camera!
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Action!
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Cut
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Boys, this sounds really good.
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Absolutely. We need PR. Newspapers, TV.
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Social media, Wimp, Spotify. Stuff like that.
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I mean it. Really good.
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I'm sure the record will sell really well.
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You're pretty good at playing guitar.
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Thanks.
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You know many chords.
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Let's do another take.
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We'll do one more.
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Do that. Practice.
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Fucking good.
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Thor and his men makes plans for the future. Evil comes disquised as good intentions.
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This is gonna be so cool.
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This is working really fucking well, Jorn.
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What a moviemaker.
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I really want to make a real movie.
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A viking movie based on The Saga of the Ere-Dwellers.
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I want you in it.
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We're not actors.
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We'll take care of that.
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I'm in.
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Think about all the chicks we'll get.
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Chicks and cash.
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Chicks. And a little cash, after a while.
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Steinar, chicks.
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Boys! You have to come with me!
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The church is burning!
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It's burning like hell!
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Did you hear me?
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It's on TV, look!
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Oh fuck.
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We can do a band photo here.
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The band logo up here.
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And then sparks will fly out of the cover. We're gonna rake in cash.
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Boys, come on! Time is running out!
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We're not gonna shoot in front of the church, do you hear me?
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It smells like cash.
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Forget it.
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This is the road to success. This is real metal, to my understanding.
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You can't say no.This is my thing.
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Trym, you have to leave. We're working.
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We have to make the video.We can't do a photo shoot now.
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Hey, we spoke about this.
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No, we haven't.
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Not about this.
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We'll do it some other time.We have to keep working.
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Come on...
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Fuck.
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Live: Church fire tonight
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Fair maidens look as the house of faith goes up in flames.
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Vengeance will ignite the spark of evil.
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Oh no!
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Didn't you get married there?
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Yeah.
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Oh no...
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The whole neighborhood will go.
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The wood is so dry.
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Hey.
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Miriam! Come here!
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Look! The church is burning. Quick!
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Our church.
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It's live.
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Damn...
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It's our church!
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It's a tragedy.
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Jesus.
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It's arson!
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You can't know that.
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It's arson, I'm telling you.
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I drove past and it was there,and now it's up in flames.
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Do you think it would just burn like that?
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-What did you see? -There were three bikes.
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-What kind of bikes were they? -Does that even matter?
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-You're in the way. -So get up!
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-Find a solution instead. -Can you please calm down?
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It's our duty to do something about that.
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-We have to avenge that church. -Yes!
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We have to avenge it and get those who did this-
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-and tear their members off.
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Are we gonna sit here and argue, or are we gonna go there?
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-Is anyone gonna join me? -Yes!
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Idiots.
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Wait, Miriam!
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Live: Church fire tonight
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Thor, we need to talk.
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-It's about the church fire. -Yeah.
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I lost a lot of money on that.
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Us businessmen, we have to take the opportunity when it arises.
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We have to do PR all day, all the time, 24/7.
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You know what people want.True Norwegian Black Metal.
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We don't do that anymore, Trym.
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We're doing more important stuff. You haven't heard it yet,-
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-but Sarke wants to make a movie with me.
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What kind of movie?
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A viking movie based on old sagas.
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Cool! A viking film?
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I've worked in the viking business before.
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I was in a theatre play.
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I had my own sword. It was a historical thing.
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I'm totally in.
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-The band is in. -Very good.
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You probably need a chieftain. I want that part.
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I'm kind of a chieftain in real life too, you know.
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It's too early to deal out parts. We'll talk about it later.
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That part is mine. I can feel it. It's gonna be awesome.
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I don't have time for this, Trym.
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No, it's fine.
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I'm busy too. Bye!
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The Saga begins to write itself. Of injustice and vengeance blood ties are created.
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Thanks. Great.
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-It's fun on the road. -Sorry?
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I'm getting a call. It's Thor.
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Hello?
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It's Thor.
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You know the movie we talked about?
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I'd like to go and check out locations today.
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Pretty soon, if you have time.
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Yeah, sure.I'm out driving with Eivind.
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Meet me at Black Lake in half an hour.
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Great. Bye.
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Maria, you have to hear the end.
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It's a small chapter on the Antichrist.
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"For the many Antichrists"
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I'm just gonna read.
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"Dear children, this is the last hour."
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"And as you have heard that the antichrist is coming,-"
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"-even now many antichrists have come." That, we know.
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"This is how we know it's the last hour."
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"They went out from us, but they did not really belong to us."
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"For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us."
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"But their going showed that none of them belonged to us."
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Let us say Amen.
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Amen.
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-Shall we go and eat? -Yeah.
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You should have been a priest,Miriam.
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What a special place. Did they do rituals here? Is it a burial site?
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-It's a burial site. -Right.
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The water was probably closer then.
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But when they built it, were there structures around here you think?
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I don't know.This is from 400 A.D.
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If it's a heritage site, we can't use it in the movie.
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Just drive. We'll follow you.
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I have to leave for an other job. Bye.
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Hey! That's one of the bikes from the cemetery!
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Come on!
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You can't burn down the house of God and not get punished!
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Miriam saw your bike the night it was burning.
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Take it easy.
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Kick him. There you go!
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Miriam, "thou shalt not kill".
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-Do not use the Bible against me! -Can you calm down?
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You can go to hell.
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Hey, take a look at this! 710.
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It's a sign.The Pentateuch.
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"God will smite those who hate him."
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-We will help God kill. -What?
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It says "oil".That's not a sign of killing.
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Haven't you read the Bible? Haven't you heard of the burning bush?
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Yes, Miriam.
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The first battle has past, and Thor nearly lost a man.
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The proud steed brings his men to the play.
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The saga will be made eternal with lights and shadows.
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But noe one knows that misdeeds soon will follow misdeeds.
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We can pray, Miriam.
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Fine, I'll pray.
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Dear Lord, I know I have sinned.
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Jesus Christ took the punishment that I deserved.
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I believe in him. I pray for your forgiveness.
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I pray for your forgiveness.
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-Halleluja. -Amen.
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I'm sorry.
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Heavy work waitsThor.
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Friends help, and sacrifice will compel the effort of good powers.
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To Frigg and Siv.
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Even though it is summer,we will drink to the power-
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-that creates the individuality and symmetry of snowflakes.
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Let's drink to Brage.
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Give me inspiration to make my movie.
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Hail Eir, hail those who heal.
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Hail Regin, hail Allfather.
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Did you find the story?
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It's really an old zombie story.
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A viking zombie story?
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Torolv Bogefot was a chieftain who died on his seat-
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-one night.
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He was still sitting there when everyone else woke up.
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They found him dead and buried him.
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He broke out of his grave and terrorized his village.
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-It's quite a classic zombie story. -Exactly.
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There's a lot we can play around with.
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I was thinking the chieftains' houses should be up here.
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Maybe some animals.
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We have to build sets.
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Do you wanna see something cool?
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Yes!
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Now!
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Yes.
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OK.Talk to you later.
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A little lower.
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You idiots. I don't want this on me.
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Kenneth, work on the sword fighting scenes with the boys until you're happy with it.
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Hello, ladies.
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We have to do that.Take your time.
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OK? Yeah.
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Thomas, take some of the wood with you. It doesn't fit the picture.
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You guys look very good.
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I'm a weaponry specialist. I've starred in several viking plays.
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I see that you're playing a thrall.
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An important job.
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I'm good with weapons.
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Boys!If it isn't the whole band.
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What a band. Hey, Thor. I'm ready.
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I'm busy. We'll talk later.
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-What? -Take some of the wood with you.
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I'm playing the chieftain Torolv.
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-I'm playing his wife.-Torolv, get ready for scene 7.
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This horse is like an old Volkswagen.
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-Give me something more powerful.-We'll take care of it.
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What's this bullshit? Torolv?
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It's my part! I'm playing the chieftain. We talked about this.
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-That was my part.-It was never yours.
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You promised me that part.
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I was born to be a viking chieftain and to plunder and rape.
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Fucking hell!
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Is everyone ready? Let's do this.
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We're rolling.
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OK.
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A bit boring colourgrading.
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What about this?
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Too much blue.
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Thats fine.
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Let's use this.
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The saga tells that Snorre had put good people to work in the woods of Kraakenes.
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Torolv Baegefod felt that too many trees were felled.
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He rode to Snorre and asked him to give him back the forest.
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Give me the axe.You have to chop right into the twig.
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Snorre.
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Huh?
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You're only borrowing these woods. I never gave it to you.
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You gave me these woods yourself, Torolv.
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We even had witnesses.
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You will never get it back.
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Unless we meet in the moot and you emerge victorious.
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Torolv rode in anger to Arnkjel, his son.
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He does not want there to be a strife between them.
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Between father and son, old strifes shall be buried and they shall be friends.
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But old misdeeds are not healed with empty words.
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I'm here, Arnkjell, because I do not want there to be a feud between us.
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We should let go of the feud and be kinsmen.
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Snorre will not return the forest to us.
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He says that I gave it to him.
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It is a lie.
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You cannot rejoice over our feud out of spite.
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Think what you will, but I don't want to fight over the woods with Snorre.
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The saga tells that Torolv did not like the way it went, he felt that he never got what he wanted.
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He did not speak to anyone.
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He did not eat anything that night, and stayed up when the men went to bed.
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Torolv?
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Father?
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In the morning. Torolv was still sitting there, and he was dead.
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People were frightened, for it was an ugly death.
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Before his eyes and nose are closed, do not approach him from the front.
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Do not carry him out of the door. This way, he won't find his way back.
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Torolv was groomed and lain in a stone grave.
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After Torolv Baegefods death,
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many felt that it had become more dangerous to be out after sundown,
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eventually people were worried that Torolv was not lying still.
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Torolv often showed himself at his farm. He was horrible towards his housewife.
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She almost lost her mind, finally she died.
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OK.
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She was carried to the dolmen and laid by Torolvs side,
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and after this, people moved away from the farm.
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After the winter came a beautiful spring.
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When the frost melted away, Arnkjel sent men to Torolvs grave to break it up.
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People complained about the unrest of the dead,
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and they felt that Arnkjel owed them to make amends.
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Therefore, Arnkjel sent men there to carry Torolv away and bury him in a different place.
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In the dolmen, they found Torolv healthy, yet horrendous to look at.
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He was black as Hel and large as a cattle.
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They got him out of the dolmen and made a large bonfire by the shore.
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They laid Torolv on it. Then , they burned it down to ashes.
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Hard work and toil shall always be rewarded.
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At the gathering, evil minds will meet their equals.
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Hi.
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We're ready.
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Let's do this.
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Thank you so much. It was a pleasure to play for you in Porsgrunn.
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Now, we'll drink more beer.
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More! More! More!
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More! More! More!
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Many know, and many will know, that the biggest vice of evil is boasting and pride.
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Is this seat free?
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Very cool outfit. Do you drive a big bike?
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Is it your Vespa out there?
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I'm just kidding.
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I scanned the premises,and there are a lot of overripe fruit,-
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- but then I saw your hair.
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Quit it! You viking asshole.
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I'm in a viking film that they're filming here in Oklungen.
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I'm also the band's manager.
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-Yeah, right.-It's true.
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Their music kicks ass, but they suck at PR.
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That's my job. I'm a businessman.
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I know money and creative solutions.
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This is for you, baby.
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I thought they should have used the church fire to their advantage.
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They could have earned big money on that.
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Did they do that? Answer me!
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Are you interested, all of a sudden?
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No, they don't have the balls for that.
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But I did them a huge favor-
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-by setting a little fire to that church.
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But they didn't even want to take a band picture in front of the flames.
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Cause that was "so 90s". What's that about?
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Those boys aren't very metal.
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Listen, it's almost unethical not to grab that chance.
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Wait here for a moment.
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Hello? Time is up.
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Hey.
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-Do I have a point, or what? -You do.
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-I knew it. -Yes, but I have an idea.
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Why not?
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I'm in!
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Come on.
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Are you awake?
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Fireman Sam is awake.
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Everything cool?
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I said, everything cool?
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Maria, give me the can.
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Let's go.
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Thor!
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Jorn. Jorn!
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Morning.
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Last day of shooting.
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We have to mobilise the troops and go to Oklungen.
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-Are you ready? -Soon.
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I don't feel ready.
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But...
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The last day has to be celebrated.
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Even more and even harder.
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Hello?
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Evil has met evil in a bitter battle, and ended itself.
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Thor and his men stood proudly against it.
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Thus ends this saga.
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-Trym! - Fuck!
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What happened?
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I'm calling the cops.
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Hello, is this the police?
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You should step aside.This is now a crime scene.
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Step aside.I will question you later.
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You can't film here!
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For fuck's sake!
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Thor, what are we gonna do?
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I don't know...
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Chill, we'll fix it in editing.
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